#all of these apply to me 👍

[agentgreenbean]

rb for a larger sample size!!

[uncanny-tranny]

The absolute biggest thing I've learned as a trans guy: there is nothing more masculine and manly than not caring about looking or acting masculine or manly. Growing your masculinity or manhood takes time and care - you have no obligation to let the world water your garden when you can do that just fine (and you can, even if it doesn't feel like you can!)

[pigswithwings]

A Guide On Lessening Yourself

(Or, What To Do Before They Cut You Open)

This guide has been created to prepare you for your upcoming procedure. Please read carefully and follow all directions in order to have the safest experience.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

- Do not eat. (Required; at least 3 hours before the procedure starts. No meats, no vegetables, no grains, and especially no fruits. Any remaining food that is being digested will get in the way.)

- Do not drink. (Required; at least 2 hours before the procedure starts. No water, soda, juice, soup, milk, coffee, or energy drinks. Any remaining fluids will get in the way.)

- Do not bleed. (Required; at least 1 month before the procedure. No paper cuts, nosebleeds, injuries or other form of your own blood leaving your body. Restriction of the expression of your mortality is imperative.)

- Do not dream. (Strongly suggested; at least 1 month before the procedure starts. No daydreams, no hopes, no wishes, no lifelong goals, and no nightmares. Avoid losing yourself within any fantastical trappings - these are the vestiges of a mortal mind.)

TIPS:

BEFORE

- Make sure to confirm your procedure date. Whether by checking online, asking your doctor, or praying, it's of utmost importance that you remember the specific time and day of your event.

- Make certain that this procedure is for you.

Though the process has already been scheduled, you still have options if you're unsure. Asking God or previous patients are the most authentic ways to learn about this process. Consider the benefits and consequences of the procedure as a whole - this will undoubtedly affect your life, but will it be more negative rather than positive? Will you be able to be happy again? If you are willing to accept such possibilities, continue on. Should you choose to, however, you may still opt out before the scheduled date by telling your doctor and/or healthcare provider.

DURING

- Make sure to arrive early to your procedure. Timeliness is key.

- Be flexible with your interviewers. Many angels are unfamiliar with human languages and may instead choose to communicate directly inside your mind. This may cause discomfort as well as the feeling of being stripped into nothingness. Don't panic and remember that you deserve a chance at holiness, regardless of your humanity.

- Be polite. Though your angel interviewers may have already visited Earth before, human customs are often difficult to adjust to. If an interviewer makes a social faux pas (such as revealing their true form), brush it off and continue the conversation as best you can.

- Be prepared for any questions regarding your past attachments, relationships, possessions, etc. If you've prepared well, you'll be able to answer with full honesty that you have left all possible remnants of humanity behind - that means no mistakes, no regrets, and no emotions.

- Should you pass the interview (you will be told after they have finished), be ready to experience anywhere from a small to large amount of pain. This experience usually lasts around 20 seconds, but some say it feels like an eternity of blinding, searing light. The scale of your pain will be a direct result of how successful you were at stripping away your humanity; the agony that follows will be the angels burning it off of you.

- Wait through the pain.

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- Wait through the pain.

- Wait thought it.

- Wait through it.

- Wait

AFTER

- If you've successfully passed the interview, survived the procedure, and become an angel, congratulations! The following tips are only suggestions, but may help you in adjusting to your new existence.

- Avoid brightening your divine light too much at once. You'll quickly realize that your new eyes are far more adjusted to light than a human's, making the world appear dimmer than before.

- Avoid speaking out loud to others for the first few millenium, as this may cause harm if done incorrectly. Instead, practice "speaking" through the visual and audible expression of abstract concepts.

- Don't expect to visit Earth again. More often than not, angels avoid the human world (most say it's too painful to linger), so it's very unlikely that you'll return. Don't come back if you possibly can.

Finally, enjoy your new status as part of the divine. Not many people get to experience the feeling - you have made it! Please enjoy the rest of infinity.

[wayfinderships]

I really wish Tumblr would make it so I don't have to see posts of people I have blocked😔

[suddencolds]

.~

[codecicle]

wanna give me a run down of current jrwiblr events. i am offering a sketch in return for catching me up pretty please

I promise you literally nothing serious happened LMAO :-) lukas fizzfa(n)gs-colestyle is back on tumblr, and he posted a clip of the tmk just rolled argument from a little while back. Then we all started joking about the impending jrwi divorce, because the argument felt so real. It's all jokes, and we're just mocking the creators for fun. Which is noble and true btw. You should always make fun of the council its your moral imperative

[crescentfool]

so-called free thinkers when they see art highlighting ryoji and minato being mirror images...

[drbtinglecannon]

Embarrassing: applying for a zine at all

SUPER embarrassing: applying for a zine at all when you don't have any pieces ready to showcase for that specific fandom. Like "hello, I love Blorbicus but unfortunately my best work is for showcasing Nacho Randy, hopefully my grammar and characterization shine through so you can see my skills! ... Oh you don't know who Nacho Randy is... Well hopefully my grammar still holds up. I promise I love Blorbicus please give me a chance"

[ghostieblotts]

Today really is the day for applying my pragmatics module to saf, huh

[torchiiko]

do incels know women actually like being respected & treated like people. they looove to talk abt how "nice" they are when theyre only nice to get in someones pants, & as soon as being nice doesnt get them immediate sex they reveals their true colors & lash out. why do so many misogynists make guides on how to "get any women" when they very clearly do not like women or know what women like

i mean i know the reason is to prey on other insecure incels & give them false hope & milk them for money . but then the cycle continues bc they try to apply what theyve "learned" & it goes poorly & they keep blaming women bc they dont wanna admit they wasted their money being lied to by some guy online Claiming hes slept with over 50 women (but if a women sleeps with that many men its Bad)

[nosygay]

oh you know how tinder doesn't let you send photos, I'm assuming because of the amount of unsolicited dick pic type things? I think WhatsApp should block links to articles. this is hate speech

[bestfriendegg]

Pride month is ovarrr but they arent <- lies

[helielune]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[jesterguy]

Basically what my past two weeks have amounted to

[clarabowmp3]

Omg also I injured my toenail while walking in a mall yesterday (like when you walk too close to someone + I was wearing open toed heels) and I tried walking it off but the pain wasn’t fully going away and honestly I was still pretty chill UNTIL I saw the blood. Then I sat down cried like a baby and called my mom