#all my horses in the plinko

[welcometomybraincomics]

Make me draw my neglected blorbos

A while ago, I went through all my sketchbooks and wrote out the names of all my characters who had names and designs so I could draw them more often. Unfortunately, my brain latches onto new things like a rabid dog and won't let me think of my old guys, so I'm making the list public instead!

Name a character you think sounds interesting, pick a prompt (ex. Ratio T-posing, Sprite in a Pepsi factory, or Quad looking four times as cool), and shoot me an ask! 💖

[Oof, just finished and the whole list has 192 characters, haha]

Key: Character name [Universe/story]

book 1

Winter [pokemon]

Tempest [Supernaturals]

Sparrow [Supernaturals]

Leroy [supernaturals]

Jerikai [supernaturals]

Marina [supernaturals]

NIco [supernaturals]

Ratio [Supernaturals]

Yoshi [Supernaturals]

Shesho [supernaturals]

Popo [Supernaturals]

Supersonic and unnamed friends [Supersonic]

Maddlin [supernautrals]

Agony (mortal) [Supernaturals]

Destruction (mortal) [Supernaturals]

Death (mortal) [Supernaturals]

Sapphire [Mechanical Overload]

Rosline [Mechanical Overload]

Pico [Supernaturals]

Razor Blade [Shattered]

Phi [Shattered]

Monokeros [Shattered]

Stardust [Starlight Guilt]

Nora [Dragon]

Book 2 [brown]

Dark Star [Starlight Guilt]

Gravity [Undead Dolls]

Velocity [Undead Dolls]

Supersonic's brother (named, but stricken from the record out of sheer embarrassment, lmao) [Supersonic]

Nemesis [Shattered]

Katie [Supersonic]

Brice [Supersonic]

Heru [THEM]

Red [THEM]

Nani [Shattered]

Rira [Neighbors]

Android [Supernaturals]

Draco Hunter [1]

Roary [Cat Blobs]

Blue Lilly [Cat Blobs]

Peek-a-boo [Cat Blobs]

Coco [Cat Blobs]

Eclipse [Cat Blobs]

Shadow [Cat Blobs]

Patchy [Cat Blobs]

Diablo [Null Void]

A0221 [Null Void]

Chesh [Dream]

The keyhole children ( 4 and unnamed within their story)

Book 3 [Flip]

Ashwin [Karlegeg]

Aris [1]

Page [THEM]

Markus [THEM]

Masky [THEM]

Emanuel [THEM]

GHOST [THEM]

Sarah and Gale [THEM]

Scratch and Bite [THEM]

Chex [Advanced Displacment]

Character 2 [Advanced Displacment]

Lao [Subterrainer]

Cult Leader [Subterrainer]

Mr. Wiggles [Neighbors]

The Doll Maid

Goo [A Little Insanity]

Jaq [Location: Unknown]

Polar [Location: Unknown]

Katerax [Neighbors]

Nami [Neighbors]

Marsis [Neighbors]

Rae [Neighbors]

Anson [Bounty Hunters]

Zoa [Bounty Hunters]

Izaia [Location: Unknown]

Jerikai (adult) [Shattered]

Kiko [Gremlins]

Zai [Gremlins]

Miti [Shattered]

Daniel [Shattered]

Alfred [Neighbors]

Happy Mask [Segmented secrets]

Red Moon [Segmented secrets]

Black Cirkus [Segmented secrets]

Tripod [Segmented Secrets]

Soki [Segmented Secrets]

Mall Ghost [Segmented secrets]

Shadow Creature [Segmented secrets]

Jet Stream/Angel (involves a secret identity) [Comp]

Jack [Comp]

The Book of Lies

Isis/Wyatt [Alien]

Ash [Alien]

Leo [Alien]

Dirt [Neighbors]

Mirror fox [Mirror]

Karlegeg book

Pon pon [Supernaturals]

Moleskin

Blue Rose [Villain]

Dewdrop [2]

Balthazar [Villain]

Zero [Villain]

Sacrin [Bone and fire]

Sun [Bone and Fire]

Jewel [ Segmented Secrets]

Aqua [Segmented Secrets]

Larz [Segmented Secrets]

Dirt [Segmented Secrets]

Ici [Segmented Secrets]

Radio Devil [Segmented Secrets]

Caution [Segmented Secrets]

Goldie [Segmented Secrets]

Captcha [Segmented Secrets]

Wizard [Segmented Secrets]

Glitch [Segmented Secrets]

Tri [Segmented Secrets]

Quad [Segmented Secrets]

Guava [Segmented Secrets]

Pocket [Segmented Secrets]

Trevor [Segmented Secrets]

Gref [Segmented Secrets]

Mountain [Segmented Secrets]

Array [Segmented Secrets]

Atris [Comp]

Dandy the Dandylion

Cat-fly

Melody

Big Brown

Denny [Mechancical overload]

May [The Empire]

Jack [The Empire]

Kate [The Empire]

Mary [The Empire]

Fabian [The Empire]

Anson [The Empire]

Irene [The Empire]

Vira [Supernaturals]

Malice [Crow's Call]

Maribell [Crow's Call]

Tree boy [DND?]

Xylon [Null Void]

Wish granter

Flex black

Echo [Copy Cat]

Death (god) [Death, My Prisoner]

Pandora [Death, My Prisoner]

Agony (god) [Death, My Prisoner]

Destruction (god) [Death, My Prisoner]

Madness [Death, My Prisoner]

Raily [Meet]

Deric [Meet]

Clorox [DND?]

ACT Friday [Subterrainer]

Dante [A Little Insanity]

Eva [A Little Insanity]

Green book

Blue Moon [Segmented Secrets]

Marcus [Neigbhors]

Alex [Neigbhors]

Alain [Neigbhors]

Monique [You lived to see another day/ DND?]

Ithzani

Argon [Dictate]

Elsy [Dictate]

Sprite

Felix

Stunt Double [Neighbors]

Angel [Starlight Guilt]

Magic Man

Dead Beat

Kashy [Fire and Bone]

Jax [Unknown]

Willow [Deathless]

Maddy [Deathless]

Gil [Deathless]

Jazz [DND?]

Ginger [Reverse]

Lupe [Reverse]

Naga [Reverse]

Obsolete/done

Jerry [THEM]

Docura [THEM]

Yellow Book

Lucifer [Supernaturals]

Satan [Supernaturals]

Pablo [Neigbhors]

Cartel [Neigbhors]

Macaroni [Neigbhors]

Ink [Subterrainers]

Quill [Subterrainers]

Oldmanster [Subterrainers]

Gaea [Supernaturals]

Small purple

Dick [Null Void]

Spirit & Ghoul

Samuel [3]

Mathew [3]

Connor [Restart]

Benji [Restart]

Hallner & Igna

Vivian [Supernaturals]

Mescaline [Mira]

[nyxronomicon]

But Endeavor, whose only been a perfunctory fucker now eating pussy, your pussy, for the first time and he just does the messiest job of it. Just down there exploring every fold with his fat fingers- hearts in his eyes and juice in his chin

ANON... 🥴🥴🥴 please you are so right all he knows is breeding... (RIP don't look at me) he's gotta learn how to eat someone out sometime...

Endeavor x gn!reader (w vagina) cw: messy messy oral, fingering (thick fingers...), rough, overstim, reader squirts pet names: baby

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"Higher- ah!" Your sharp moan told him that he found the right spot, his tongue flicking your clit. He was clumsy and awkward, like he didn't quite know how to move his mouth now that he'd found your sweet spot. Your fingers slid into his hair as his lips wrapped around your bundle of nerves.

You briefly looked at him, seeing his piercing blue eyes gazing back at you. There was a dusting of pink on his cheeks, uncertainty seeping onto his features. You wanted to tell him how adorable it was, how much you were in love with this version of Enji Todoroki. But you knew better, he wouldn't take that compliment well. He'd get hyper masculine, pin you down before getting rough and pounding his heavy cock into you.

He tried to pull away out of insecurity, but you tugged his hair with just enough force to keep him between your thighs. "Want you right here." You held him in place, seeing his eyes widen slightly and the flush of his cheeks become a deeper red.

The bashful expression lasted less than a moment, his eyes flickering closed as he sucked your clit. When he opened them again, they were full of determination. Enji suddenly pulled your hips closer to the edge of the bed to get a better angle. You felt his thick fingers dance between your folds, throwing your head back as he teased you.

"Enji," you moaned his name, arching your back as a finger pushed into you. Your cunt practically sucked him in, and he groaned as he imagined his throbbing cock getting the same treatment.

There was a glisten of sweat clinging to your skin. Your fingernails dug into his scalp as he sucked your clit hard, flicking at the bud with his tongue as his finger searched your pussy for your g-spot. A second finger pushed into you, your core throbbing for more. You threw your head back, losing control of your body as you could feel pleasure creeping up your spine.

You were so fucking sexy. He needed to taste your cum on his lips. It was all he could think as his fingers pressed your g-spot, instantly pulling lewd sounds from your lips. He smirked, his tongue now only lightly swirling around your clit as he focused on finger-fucking you. You were close, he could tell from the way you tightened around him.

"That's it, baby." He growled into your pussy, "cum for me." With another rough suck on your bundle of nerves, he prodded your g-spot relentlessly. His blue eyes were trained on you, watching every minute change as your breath hitched.

Your cunt tipped over the edge with ecstasy, Enji holding you in place as he continued his ministrations. It quickly spread through your whole body, thighs twitching as you felt yourself getting oversensitive. You mumbled his name, writhing in his grip as you rode out the orgasm.

"Just a lil' more..." He continued, "c'mon baby," his motions intensified, sensitivity instantly sending a more intense wave of pleasure through you. You could feel yourself squirt into his mouth, almost embarrassing had he not immediately started licking the essence from your folds.

He cleaned you out like a starved man, slowly and gently letting you come down from your high. He continued to watch you with adoration in his gaze, his cock throbbing with desire. When he finally pulled away from your cunt, you saw his smirk drenched in your juices.

"How was that?" He spoke quietly, but with confidence. Your expression and the fact that you were still catching your breath told him the answer.

"Not bad for a first timer." You chuckled through heavy breaths.

"Oh?" He climbed on top of you with a grin, pinning your arms above your head. "How 'bout I show you my expertise?"

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@rottiens if I have to brainrot about this man you do too

[simply-ask-games]

I am constrained only by the amount of possible vote options

[ariariari-png]

Assortment of sillies.

Sleepy Pilby

Also a thing abt how Mach likes Pilby but Pilby likes Split but Split likes Bive (this isn’t canon but it’s canon in my brain) I love them all very much

Mach acts like she doesn’t really gaf about Pilbys crush but it actually does make her sad and she feels bad for being a little relieved that Split rejected Pilby

Also ignore how thin the first Pilby is I accidentally drew them at an angle and it elongated them lmao

[b0nelessdoodles]

was feeling the sad beige mom in my soul tonight so had to doodle a her 'cause its a crime i don't draw more mystic flour tbh

also have my dumb message to my friend about it

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

A Blorbo You Treat Nicely, Right?

[pochapal]

you all knew. you all sat there and *knew* this was coming for months and you DEMONS encouraged me to liveblog and blorbofy kanon when you knew the whole time what was coming!!!!!!!

[cocolacola]

lined paper, ew

(warcraft faves from when i should have been taking notes)

[ruby1pt0]

Was thinking of the phrases "that's the ship you wanna go down on?" and "that's the horse you wanna bet on?" and so I obviously ended up saying "that's the horse you wanna go down on?"

[netscapenavigaytor]

actually i feel like a whole essay could be written about "Random Humor" and how it did not really go away so much as get rebranded and change its presentation somewhat. tumblr especially loves its absurdist non-sequiturs but it is afraid to call it as it is (random humor) and quite frankly some of the posts on this site WISH they could be as funny as a ytp from 2009. i havent the braincells right now (or maybe ever idk) to write such an essay though

[hauntedtotem]

People will be like "be nice to service workers they're just trying to do their jobs!" And then tell tumblr staff to kys daily-

[scary-senpai]

@isinnedforcake got me thinking about what it might be like if Genos had a Tumblr account and like…

If I complimented his shoelaces, would he indulge me with the catchphrase, or would he merely incinerate me? Has he ever used the word ‘blorbo’ ironically? Has he managed to overcome the shitty search feature through sheer gumption and bloody-mindedness?

I feel like… he either tunes out the memes entirely OR he is intimately familiar with every world heritage post, able to explain their origin, evolution and common application across fandoms, as well as the comedic principles behind them. He doesn’t reblog them and he’s not at all funny except from the incorrigible stoicism and seriousness with which he delivers this these impromptu diatribes.

[myshipmyway]

[Star Trek] Horsing Around

The only reason I'm not applying names to Pike's horses here is because I'm not sure of the details for SNW. Tango and Mary Lou were in Mojave, but were they past horses or did he have them in Montana or is that information no longer current? So I thought, instead of obsessing over tiny details and not writing at all, I'd just omit the names. 'Cause that's better than being completely wrong.

Right?

Yes.

I'm getting rusty as hell so forgive any weirdness.

***

Bear Creek, Montana, late 2259.

"Are you insane?"

Captain Christopher Pike regarded his protesting Ensign with an arched brow. They were leaning together against the fence behind his Bear Creek home, watching the horses go about their business, and just… existing without expectations.

Until Chris dropped a verbal bomb: he wanted Aurelia to get to know his horses. How many times had she said they terrified her? Big, sofa-sized animals with anxiety, that's what they were. Chris couldn't imagine how anybody could be afraid of horses.

"I think it's a good test of your mettle," Chris replied. He gave her shoulder a light nudge, and the younger woman crossed her arms over her chest and scowled beneath her cowboy hat.

He had told her to dress for the ranch. The reasoning was suddenly obvious.

"It's the last thing you need to do for your promotion," he casually added. She glanced at him, then did so again and tipped the brim of her hat up out of her face.

"Really?"

"Oh, yeah, really," Chris said. 

It took every ounce of willpower he had for Captain Pike to keep a straight face as he watched the Ensign consider his request. Over the course of forty-five seconds he watched her go through the five stages of grief and discover another stage or two along the way.

It was when her gaze dropped to her shiny new cowboy boots that Chris realized he may have overstepped. Her mumbled, "Okay, I guess," made him tilt his head and frown. Oh. Aurelia was never that quiet—unless she was upset.

"Aurelia," the Captain gently started, "I wouldn't ask you to do something that would hurt you. You're getting the promotion regardless—because of your hard work. I'd like you to get to know my horses because I want to share the things that I enjoy with the people I care about."

The younger woman blinked up at him and he watched her cheeks turn pink.

"I thought you were being hyperbolic whenever you said you were terrified of horses," he admitted. "I'm sorry. Maybe—why don't we figure out something else to do?"

More blinking. She stared past him at the horses for a moment, then looked up at him with an unexpectedly big smile.

"You'll be with me the entire time, right?" She asked, "And you'll show me exactly what to do?"

"Scout's honour," he assured her. Chris offered Aurelia his hand, and she considered it for a moment before nodding her approval. Yeah. She could do this.

"Let's see if your horses like me better than my cousins' did," the Ensign quipped as she grasped her Captain's hand.

A wave of relief washed over him. He gazed absently at their joined hands, a faint smile tugging at his lips—there was some deja-vu in that, the sort for something that maybe hadn't happened yet. Was there such a thing? That smile turned to a proper boyish grin and he said, "I won't let them eat you, I promise."

Her snorted laughter made him laugh, too, and he led her off into the field.

***

About six feet from where his horses stood was when Aurelia stopped and froze up. She clung to his arm, and he gently reassured her—in much the same tone he'd use to calm his animals—that everything was alright. She was safe. Chris instructed her to hold out her hand while he fished some sugar cubes out of his jacket, and once she'd done that, he gently set the treats in her palm.

"Hold your hand out flat—yeah, like that," he said, and he whistled sharply. Both horses turned, their ears perked, and they trotted over. They reminded Aurelia of great big dogs, except dogs couldn't trample you to death.

Could they?

He softly introduced the horses, the other loves of his life, to the petrified young woman. He kept one arm around her shoulders so she wouldn't forget he was there. As one of the horses claimed the sugar cubes—loudly snuffling all the while—Aurelia barked laughter.

"That… that tickles," she squeaked.

Chris fed his other horse (couldn't just treat one and not the other, after all) and then lightly nudged his companion toward its flank. He patted the animal's neck, then glanced down at Aurelia, who was already looking up at him.

"Like this," he said.

She planted her hand against the horse's neck, too, and her Captain guided her through giving proper pets and scritches. She was starting to relax. Maybe it was him, maybe it was the realization that they weren't going to hurt her, or perhaps it was a combination of the two. When the first horse came over and started nosing her shoulder for attention, Aurelia didn't even flinch. She laughed.

"Better than your cousin's horses?" Chris asked. She beamed up at him.

"Y-Yeah, yeah. A lot better," she said. 

He wasn't sure if he was feeling pride, or something else entirely.

***

It had turned out to be a good day despite the rough start.

Chris was sitting back against a tree, Aurelia beside him, her hat pulled down over her face. She was fast asleep. One horse stood with her, nibbling on her hair, not a care in the world while the other grazed nearby.

It was… nice.

The Captain lay his head back against the tree, closed his eyes, sighed. It was one of those moments that he desperately wished to commit to his memory.

His future would rob him of his ability to do so many things, including this—spending quality time with his people and his horses, outside of the confines of the indoors. He frowned. How many of those people would stay once he was…?

Don't think about it. Just enjoy the moment.

Aurelia had gradually been leaning closer and closer while Chris was lost in his thoughts, and he startled when he finally felt her fall against his shoulder. She stirred, and the horse stared indignantly at her for daring to move.

"Nap time's over," Chris teased. "You're shivering."

The young Ensign slowly sat upright; her Captain took her hat and plopped it back on top of her head. He gradually got up off the ground, stretching, and grunted in protest when Aurelia grabbed hold of him to pull herself to her feet. 

"Did I pass the vibe check?" She asked, and he chuckled softly as he patted her shoulder. Both horses were following them to the gate, one occasionally trying to catch nibbles of the blonde woman's hair while they walked. Aurelia didn't notice.

"Yeah, I think you did."

He smiled to himself and shook his head.

[doggendoodle]

[ID: the first image is a screenshot of a post by Tumblr user @i-exist-because-reasons​, reading “you KICK blorbo? you kick blorbo like the plinko? oh! oh! eeby deeby for glup shitto! eeby deeby for glup shitto for one thousand years!”. The second image is a screencap of Charlie from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, looking deranged in front of his conspiracy board.]

Gonna do my best to explain this.

blorbo - a term accidentally originated by thelustiestargonianmaid meaning a fictional character you adore, archetypically one you feel cuteness aggression towards, though that’s not mandatory. the original post pre-edit was about how people on Tumblr will tag non-fandom posts with characters and media they like that they feel fits, like seeing a post about being attacked by your new pet and tagging it Ash Ketchum

plinko - a game originating from The Price is Right, but in this context specifically referencing a GIF of a physics simulation, where a horse falls in a humorous way down a Plinko board, that became a meme in 2021 thanks to an edit where the title “horse plinko” was added, and there are flames at the bottom of the image to insinuate the horse is being incinerated

eeby deeby - for a full meme history check out this post, but: the phrase “eeby deeby” was a stand-in for robotic noises, but in this context, it refers to some nebulous hell-like place, originating from an edited image of an elevator listing its destination as “eeby deeby”

glup shitto - coined by gomjabbar in a viral post about how Star Wars fans who are really into the franchise celebrate the return of minor or once-off characters that general audiences do not care about, sometimes used in a more generic way to refer to any obscure nod to a work’s fandom. also sometimes used in conjuction with Grogu, aka Baby Yoda from The Mandalorian

and the entire post is a reference to the Miette tweet, where Patricia Lockwood jokes about the melodramatic nature of cats, in particular her own cat Miette; it’s been noted recently that the original tweet doesn’t actually mention that Miette is a cat; rather, the pop culture perception of cats and the context of the tweet are what clued people in before Lockwood ever released photos of Miette

[ID: the original Tweet from Patricia Lockwood, @TriciaLockwood, reading:

“me, lightly touching miette with the side of my foot: miette move out of the way please so I don’t trip on you

miette, her eyes enormous: you KICK miette? you kick her body like the football? oh! oh! jail for mother! jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!” End ID.]

it’s become a popular snowclone; a phrase that becomes popular or otherwise notable, and then is used in a Mad Libs-esque fashion where only a few words are changed, in such a way that the allusion to the original sentence adds extra context.

Here, with the original Miette text and all the context, we can finally decipher the snowcloned text:

“Blorbo” is the character being melodramatic, the Miette of the scenario.

“Eeby deeby” is the jail in the scenario, being a deeply unpleasant place one would not want to even visit, let alone remain in for a thousand years.

Being “kicked like the plinko” references how roughly the horse in the Horse Plinko meme falls down the pegs, evoking the same feelings as being kicked like a football.

Finally, “glup shitto” isn’t a direct analogue to Miette’s owner (her “mother”); rather, it was added in to make the post even more incomprehensible for people unfamiliar with meme culture in general and Tumblr meme culture in specific.

Again, this is my best effort, if anyone sees any errors I made or has any additional context, please feel free to chime in.

A few weeks ago I tried explaining to my non tumblr friends what blorbo/eeby deeby/glup shitto/scrunglo/plinko was and it almost gave all of us an aneurysm

[e-skelly]

ooc:

For those of you wondering wtf I’m doing here, hello I’m the author’s partner. Me and them are in a discord rp in which I play several characters including every major Dream SMP character because I am hyper fixated on it (yes, in 2024) and have no self control.

Casper and Rowan are reclaimed versions of the characters Ghostbur and Revivebur from the Dream SMP that I rewrote and renamed because their creator turned out to be a bad person and I wasn’t ready to give them up yet. Much of what I say on this blog will relate to that rp server because that’s how Eternal knows my characters.

Also to the fans of my dsmp au, the canon lore of Casper and Rowan on this blog is only accurate up until hitting on 16, after which is when the rp breaks from the canon. Basically Casper and Rowan got whisked away to another dimension and are now living with my oc Floof.

Ok thanks for listening to my rant :3

ooc:

yep, it's really the coolest and most awesome and least cringe roleplay ever, starring dsmp characters, undertale characters, an undertale oc, someone named floof, many critters, demons, and so on. it is very fun, so yk. be cringe be free <3

[one-crit]

I feel violent towards tweeter