#all my homies fucking hate emma

[nebulousfishgills]

Listen, Otto realizing that he helped put a moron on the Iron Throne and then going through the five stages of grief before dipping is peak comedy, bro really fucked around and then found out.

[celestialvexation-arch]

All I have to say is be careful with Emma home girl may be down but she is still kicking and is she is willing to destroy a poor guys life who knows what else she would do just stay safe

Y'ALL BE CAREFUL!!

[beaniibunzz]

The Kai Who Didn’t Like Musicals! (Kai Drew in TGWDLM)

🥐: l got sucked in ☹️

🥐: fizz has been helping me write lore and it is CRAZY

[ch6douin]

I was inspired by pictures of cats on the aftermath of meeting their owners or random people who love cats with lipstick on. Imagine players in their world with their lil plush counterparts and one night after being given a little too much booze by demi characters are seeing their plush counterparts covered in lipstick marks. Player is seen with smeared lipstick the same shade.

Victor is fucking unsure of what to do. He’s hiding in his room, face pushed into his pillow. Laying on his stomach and swinging his feet. Victors plush is seen admiring its kiss marks. Also wick probably got a kiss mark on his forehead. Everyone but victor getting a kiss smh

Andrew is still reeling from spotting his plush self coated in lil kiss marks. They make eye contact. Andrews like “Huh?????” His plush counterpart says nothing but lowers its head almost bashfully.

Ganji is both sorta flattered but also probably one of the ones trying to figure out how to clean his plushie off. Not until after he’s done marking this down in his memory tho.

Emma has the same reaction as victor. But probably is seen skipping around holding her plushie self. Is in a good mood for remaining week.

Also i wanna add Demi witnessed all of this and had the time of her life. The mighty player being a very very affectionate and cuddly drunk is one thing she had not been prepared for but my god. Cutest thing ever. Only one of the survivors to be given a kiss on her forehead. Got some good cuddles too.

Freddy plush is only one to be unkissed. Freddy plush is seen to be bitter about this and has been a bully. Freddy acts like he dont care but it keeps him up at night. Fuck freddy. All my homies hate freddy.

Oh god that is so cute anon (all my homies hate freddy too)

The thought that you spared some time to pepper kisses on the soft material of plushies that resemble them makes some of them absolutely smitten. Are you trying to send them an indirect message? Does that mean that you...you wanna kiss them? Are these your hidden intentions?

Thanks to you, they cannot help but panic whenever they are alone with you. Some of them are pretty good at pretending not to, but Andrew for example? Every time you move towards him you can see the way he looks away and scowls in embarrassment. Yes, embarrassment, he is not mad at you surprisingly. And clueless you don't even know why some of them are acting so weird because you don't remember anything. Demi is happy with the outcome, she had the privilege of seeing you in a vulnerable state no one else ever did, and she got real kisses too.

"There you go. Run around or whatever you have in mind..." Ganji murmurs, messily stuffing his pocket with the washcloth he was just using as his plushie jumps from his lap and scurries away with enthusiasm, Ganji figures out that it is about to run around the manor looking for you out of all people. Even he didn't know why the plushie was so attached to you, it was squirming out of his lap just a few seconds ago, earning an annoyed grunt from Ganji who just wished to clean the evident lipstick marks from its grumpy face. Why did that thing like you more than himself? No matter how much he contemplates, nothing comes up to soothe his confusion.

Then, he is thinking of these kisses much to his dismay. How they were scattered over its chin, cheeks, eyebrows, nose...lips. And he knows that it was you because he decided to pay attention to you and let his eyes linger and there it was, the same tone of those goddamn lipstick marks. He knows that you pressed your soft lips all over the little bundle of energy and let it stumble its way back to him, so dizzy and lovesick. Lucky thing—no, he did NOT just think that. There is nothing else to do besides slumping on his chair with a sigh, hands running through his curly hair.

He doesn't want to let his guard down, however, it's so painful not to think of having you plopping your lips against his instead.

(that was supposed to be MEE bro)

[iminhiraeth]

Limoreau Fic Ideas

because I have a terrible case of brainrot, I’m going to be listing all my fic ideas that I may or may not one day do. Who knows! But I figured I could share the brain thoughts in case somebody else needs a spark of inspiration :]

And Lmk if I should do more!! I’d absolutely be down to, but this is just a lil test of interest for neow. (Would also 100% be open with getting asks for blurbs like this on certain AU’s or concepts :])

Supernatural AU

Instead of 2 brothers on the road hunting the supernatural it’s Marie and Jordan, who are legacies of their monster hunter parents and are having to work together after their parents gave them an assignment before suddenly disappearing. Bonus points if Marie is actually a vampire and has to keep it under wraps, or Marie was turned into a vampire the same night Jordan was turned into a werewolf because the two of them were way too brave and confident they could handle a hunt on their own at the age of like. 8 or 9. Caused a lot of tension ofc because their families are HUNTERS !! Could be with super powers still except those with powers are all hunters and it’s like. A semi underground society that’s like idk. Men in black type of deal.

AU with boxer!Jordan

This one I imagine less as professional boxing and more as a sort of fight club. Everyone meets at a location that’s given only a day prior so they don’t get caught bc this shit is illegal, and Marie is dragged out to one by Emma bc Sam sometimes participates to blow off some steam. Marie ends up being the one who makes sure Jordan is alright after fights bc! I also think they’re only allowed to be in their fem form for the fights. (Due to make form being invulnerable to attacks.) Also sort of secret society but majority students in God U find out about it if the circles your in deem you worthy. (Aka you won’t snitch.) Jordan probably really gets a kick out of it too because they don’t have to be perfect in that space, and fighting just gives them some time to not have to think about anything else. Their parents were likely very strict and although God U does have public training n shit for crime fighting students, it could be that there’s just a lot less rules for these fights n’ nobody is nitpicking their form so they don’t have to worry about looking hero worthy. Just some college kids fighting underground, and maybe there’s a thing about there being an after party that usually turn out to be the best parties on campus. 100% just an excuse to have Marie patching up Jordan n being all hot n bothered over how they look in a fight. Bonus points if Jordan starts training Marie too and she starts signing up for fights.

Camp Counselors AU

This one explains itself honestly. Limoreau being rival camp counselors and always putting their teams against each other or some shit. They have a tally of their wins and have some sort of bet going on. After like their first year every other counselor was like why don’t you two just fuck already we’re tired of watching you flirt. Bonus points if it’s them reuniting after having gone to that camp when they were kids n even then we’re like. SERIOUS rivals. They could not get along for the life of them, but maybe one of them moved n they stood in the parking lot that year wanting to hug but not knowing if they were even friendly enough for that. They miss each other, much to their surprise, but then like idk 4-5 years later they coincidentally (Jordan for nostalgia?? Or bc their friends were like we should do something random for the summer… N maybe Marie because Annabeth wanted to go to the same camp for the summer.) both chose to come back to be counselors n when their friends try to introduce them they’re like we know each other already. (Likely Cate, Andre, Luke with Jordan and Marie with Emma and Sam??) Their homies then bear witness to the most sexually charged banter they have ever seen n are like you two… hate each other?? Are you sure?

Pirate/Siren AU

Pirate Jordan….. Siren Marie….. Froths at the mouth. That’s it, that’s the AU. I have no further thoughts other than Jordan washing up on fantasy island n Marie is laying there sunbathing next to them all oh ur awake!! Jordan short existential crisis of being attracted to a fish n then being relieved when Marie can change into a purely human form with small differences. (Sharper teeth and nails, a pointed tongue, a little more cat-like pupils, and a sort of strange gait to the way she walks.)

Alternatively, for Pirate/Siren, it could also be Pirate/Succubus

Marie ending up separated from her family after landing in human territory, Eek! Maybe b/c they’re like.. fantasy land royalty and we’re trying to strike a deal with this part of human land but then BAM betrayal, and as they’re fleeing Marie somehow gets pulled apart from them n their like find ur way back!! We’ll send Emma to come help you!! Jordan on the other hand is in search for a treasure that’s located in fantasy creature territory, and is in search of another crewmate after one jumped board. Marie gets rejected at first, since Jordan does not recognize her to be a succubus at first bc maybe… she has some magical amulet from her parents that blocks that perception of her for her own safety. Nor do they recognize her as royalty b/c I think it’d be fun if Marie was sort of? A veiled princess, nobody truly knows what she looks like but they’ve heard stories of what power she inherited. (Thinking that royal lineages are the ones who are supes.) Anyways, maybe that areas guards see her n recognize something she’s wearing so she’s like fuck it I’m jumping on board anyways Idc if you rejected me, n maybe it’s Cate who’s like ur in, I don’t know why Jordan was being an ass. Fairy!Emma joins them too either right after seeing Marie get on board or she was the one to be like FUCK WE HAVE NO OTHER OPTION JUST HOP IN !!

Bonus points if Jordan and Marie save each other at least once, and there’s cute moments of Marie showing Jordan places that are off their map (magic areas with like, cute little fantasy animals n just beautiful scenery bc I love that shit.) Marie basically on the run with Emma, maybe there’s also a part of the plot line where Marie has to deliver something to some magical beast or she was just tired! Of being holed up in that kingdoms castle just bc of her powers. Honestly could end with them reaching the place n Marie n Jordan are like strange that this is the same place I was going. N then they keep walking on the same path n their like are we… going to the same place right now. Edit: Forgot to add that Jordan would also probably come from a royal line, along with Cate, Andre, Luke and Sam! (Luke probably abandoning his position as king for some reason that could be adjacent to the whole situation with The Woods where instead of a virus being created it was just. An experimentation on Sam to try and see if they could come up with what essentially would be Compound V)

Post-Apocalypse AU

You can guess how majority of this goes. Could be that Compound V was made a lot earlier but somehow mutated and not only infected Supes, but also infected humans, which made them into zombies. Supes powers are dwindled down exponentially but they’re still a lot more enhanced in comparison to human zombies. Maybe Marie is on her own and finally thinking she’s reached the end of her line but then Andre comes in n is like hey!! Come with me lol I have a group n you seem cool. Andre explains to her that they’ve been on the search for a safe-haven they’ve been hearing about, and Marie is absolutely wowed bc she didn’t know any talk of that. Jordan is obviously irritated bc they’re like Marie is just body to protect and another mouth to feed W’s he’ll just slow them down blah blah blah. The usual Jordan looking out for themself first and foremost, but veiling it as a group thing. (Thinking it could be because they lost Luke n Brink n they just. Can’t take another loss like that, n it sort of feels like they’re just trying to fill a gap if they let Marie in. And they’d rather not stick their neck out for some stranger.)

Journey is long, Marie and Jordan have their moments of bickering and absolutely not getting along at first but after they find each other awake at night, both awoken by nightmares, they have a conversation and make a truce. They still snap at each other a little because they’re learning how to navigate one another but they’re noticeably a lot more friendly n are able to make jokes with one another. The group is like DAMN FINALLY !! Got sick n tired of hearing them constantly arguing. (Can especially see this situation bringing out the differences in Marie and Jordan’s moral compass. I feel like when in this setting, Jordan is a lot more willing to let others die if it means keeping loved ones safe. A lot more violent and unhinged and generally just a little bit scary, whereas Marie is the one who tries to see the good in people first instead of second even now. She’s more empathetic to the fact these zombies were humans once too, which could attribute to maybe Marie losing Annabeth to the virus. (Thinking that in this AU, bc compound V was made earlier that Marie’s powers didn’t show up until the apocalypse had already begun and possibly her parents were just in the line of fire when she freaked on a group of zombies, n Annabeth ended up bit but didn’t say anything. Except she was extremely irritable, slowly grew more sick, and eventually Marie had to lock Annie up n tried so hard to keep her alive until she realized forcing Annabeth to live like this was just cruel.) Marie probably ends up learning her lesson after a group they encounter stabs them in the back after Marie had JUST advocated for them. Jordan initially is rlly mad n is all up in arms about it bc they told her! They fucking told her! But quickly comes around when they realize Marie is genuinely having a whole factory reset bc of this n it just. Changes her perception completely, n Jordan almost mourns the fact that Marie had to learn things the hard away n they can’t just. Protect her from everything all the time.

[mulletmitsuya]

Toman groupchat

Warnings: swearing, suggestive, homophobia (as a joke), and one poop mention

Desc: the boys are trying to find out how cat boys defecate

Mikey: it doesn't matter

Mikey: if Kazutora was a real cat boy he would shit in a litter box

Mikey: that's all i'm saying🤷‍♂️

Baji: don't say that then tf??

Mitsuya: usually i don't ask but this seemed unprovoked

Mitsuya: what are you guys talking about

Mitsuya: i'm gonna regret asking this tbh

Kazutora: i shit in the toilet just fine thank you

Kazutora: and i never claimed to be a cat boy😭. i'm just a boy that loves cats

Mikey: you said, and i quote "yeah i think i'm a catboy"

Mikey: fucking slut

Draken: then leave him alone? like what's the issue

Mikey: oh here comes sensible Ken-chin to save the day with his common sense that will most likely save hours of arguing🙄

Draken: 😐

Kazutora: ok fine maybe i said that but i didn't mean it like that. i meant i was a boy who also happened to like cats. Mikey you aren't listening to me

Kazutora: also why am i a slut???

Chifuyu: i mean

Kazutora: bro??

Chifuyu: no i'm joking lol

Baji: he's not

Mikey: it's your waist

Mikey: and your piercings

Mikey: you're a literal whore

Draken: Mikey

Draken: shut the fuck up

Baji: go fuck his sister to spite him

Draken: dude

Draken: can you ever be normal

Baji: nah

Kazutora: nothing's wrong with my waist?

Baji: you wear crop tops sometimes

Mikey: and your twink like, feminine like, small torso tempts those around you

Baji: don't get me started on those nipple piercing bruh, had me creaming all over the place

Mikey: chill😕

Mitsuya: of course

Mitsuya: of course this is an argument you guys are having

Kazutora: I'M JUST STANDING HERE???

Chifuyu: yeah guys leave him alone

Baji: are you typing with both hands? 🤨

Chifuyu: yes????

Chifuyu: 😭

Smiley: these damned homosexuals bruh

Smiley: sorry thought i was dming Angry

Angry: homosexuals are fine!

Angry: Smiley's homophobic, not me

Angry: please keep that in mind

Angry: i was going to reply with something along the lines "well i like gay people because they slay"

Kazutora: idk man i just feel like i'm being attacked for no reason

Mikey: stop being slutty then!

Baji: only be slutty in our apartment bro

Baji: problem solved 👍

Mikey: wait

Mikey: bro chill i was joking

Mikey: dress anyway you like fr

Draken: don't listen to them Kazutora, they're all delusional

Kazutora: ok...

Kazutora: i am a boy that likes cats and that is all

Hakkai: sorry to interrupt

Hakkai: but does that mean that Inupi's a dog boy

Koko: puppy boy in particular

Angry: bro came out of nowhere

Mikey: lol

Mikey: came out

Mikey: get it

Mikey: cause he's gay

Angry: i believe it's bi

Kazutora: i don't think it's gay to think Inupi's hot

Mikey: why not

Kazutora: he's pretty like a girl

Mikey: he has a dick and balls

Kazutora: ok fine 🙁

Smiley: koko and inupi

Smiley: they're the gays i hate the most tbh

Draken: dude can u stop 🤨

Smiley: no

Smiley: watch me tell Emma you're half gay

Draken: she knows mf😐

Smiley: i wanna call you guys a homophobic slur so bad rn

Kazutora: dude you can't do that

Kazutora: it'll hurt Baji's feelings

Baji: nah i'll just beat his ass

Kazutora: lol cause you're gay

Baji: ...

Baji: yeah?

Kazutora: what?

Baji: yeah? cause i like dudes?

Kazutora: ...

Kazutora: 😯

Baji: ain't no way bruh

Mikey: Tora you fucking idiot man

Draken: L

Kazutora: what'd i do???

Baji: did u think me being attracted to men was a joke

Kazutora: yes...

Kazutora: it's not??

Chifuyu: 😟

Baji: so all the times i physically grabbed your ass...that didn't ring a bell?

Mikey: or the times he stared deeply into your eyes and told you he loved you

Kazutora: i thought you were being sus with the homies

Baji: c'mon man

Baji: bro this isn't even funny

Baji: i thought we had smth fr

Mikey:

Mikey: Kazutora rn lol

Chifuyu: 💀

Draken: lmao

Smiley: Draken chuckled ☺

Smiley: he found the joke funny🤣🤣🤣🤣

Draken: let's go outside

Smiley: nah bruh you gon beat my ass

Kazutora: Baji let's talk bruh

Angry: he emphasized the 'bruh' which means he doesn't have romantic feelings for you

Angry: sorry Baji

Baji: fuck off megamind pubes head ass

Mikey:

Mikey: Baji rn

Baji: i'm gonna shove a cactus in every crevice of you body

Mikey: bro's mad

Baji: ayt

*Baji has gone offline*

Mikey: bro thinks i'm scared

Draken: why r you trying to find a place to hide

Mikey: i'm just looking for my phone

Draken: ...alr

Draken: ...

Mitsuya: what

Draken: Baji

Draken: where'd you get a cactus that big that fast?????

[boyfriendkissertd]

Part one

A continuation of the character bingo!!!!

Dave: 5/10

He sucks. He's literally the worst and i love him for that. But I wished he started off as a bad condescending person (like Amy) in the beginning, instead of tweaking out at the end. Lowkey he should've killed Sky (jkjkjkjk....nah not really). He was boring the first half of the season though.

Ella: 7/10

I LOVE ELLA YOU HAVE NO IDEA. She's so sweet and she should've went further, but Chris was an asshole so they had to get rid of her....sigh. One of my favorites.

Emma (tdrr): 10/10

One of the best characters on ridonculous race. Her and Kitty should have won, I do not care. Her relationship with Noah was also super cute and I hate how people forget she exist and say "Noah should've been with *insert character here* and not Emma." (As a nowen shipper I have came to accept nemma as a cute ship)

Kitty: 10/10

I love Kitty, like you don't understand. As a younger sister, I can relate to her a lot. She really is one of the best tdrr characters. I also loved how she worked with owen to get Noah and Emma together. Simply one of the best characters.

Emma (2023): 8/10

FUCK CHASE. ALL MY HOMIES HATE CHASE. EMMA DESERVES WAS BETTER AND IT PISSES ME OFF THAT THEY DIDN'T DO MUCH WITH HER CHARACTER. She's literally me fr.

[kaelatargaryen]

Carmy Berzatto/Jeremy Allen White

Bro I am unwell over this man, he’s exactly 364 days older than me so I kinda grew into adulthood with him, whilst watching him as Lip and not feeling him that much in the beginning with a little attraction in later seasons as we both got older and he really started looking like a man. (I’ve never been interested in anyone who looked young, even if they’re older than me)

When The Bear came out, I was so excited because bears are my favorite animals/beings of all time but then was skeptical when I learned about the premise because shows never get it right when depicting what working in a kitchen is like so I didn’t want to be disappointed. I’ve since been proven wrong 😍 now I’m binge watching it lmao ** Note, I did not think the show was going to be about bears, it was just a biased interest based on name and actor lmao

Thanks to @queers-gambit I came across some Carmy fics through her own (which was so delicious and angsty, oh my GOD) and then read alllllllll of @nolita-fairytale’s Surrender series in like 2 days. Which, holy fuck and feels!!!! I loved seeing them go from haters to besties and finally lovers who end up married with the cutest lil babe 🥹 then @thebearer with her Berzatto family, it’s too much!!!!

But I was googling Emma Kenney after seeing an interview about Emmy and Jeremy was part of the suggested results and there were new paparazzi photos of him on a walk with a buddy but y’all…. Homie has his nails painted. Oh my god, I want to SCREAM!!!!

This could sound dumb, oh well but I fucking love when men are so anti toxic masculinity that they can just be

And even tho the paps suck and I’m sure he hates them, seeing these photos made me think of dad!Carmy letting his babes paint his nails cause they like the way it looks and don’t see any reason daddy can’t also have pretty nails. Idk, could be some cute fic fodder 👀👀 but mostly I just felt like everyone needed to see this lol

He’s so fucking cute

[idontliketomatoesleavemealone]

Thoughts on Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard? Alex Fierro? Magnus Chase? Blitzen? Hearthstone? Samirah?? Loki???

Son, I am awful at speaking out my thoughts, and I am tired. So keeping it short.

MCA - good. I like it. Rushed through it very much so I literally can‘t remember the plot, but I still liked it.

Alex - cool. Badass. Just a neat character all around. Nice Backstory.

Magnus - wet rat blorbo. Such a dumbass, I love him. Really wanna know more about his relationship with his cousins, all the Chase cousins. (Annabeth, Magnus, Emma, Aubrey, Bobby, and Matthew)

Blitzen - look, the name makes me think of the reindeer. But he‘s a chill guy, I‘ve got nothing against him. The expanding duck is the best thing to have ever been invented.

Hearth - sweetheart. Adore him. Such a tragic lil guy. Fuck his parents.

Sam - really much more of a kickass than I expected???? Super cool. Was really cute with Amir. Also, cool backstory. (All of them do.) would like to know how she died tho

Loki - fuck Loki. All my homies hate Loki

[cilantroodon]

[ID1: Tweet by Emma Manzini (@/EmmaManzini): A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathalon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist. ID2: Bumbercatch from Ted Lasso.

ID3: Tweet by Ruby (@/rubyetc): nothing more humbling than entusiastically going to glug some water and just pouring it down yourself instead because you're stupid and a human ID4: Sam from Ted Lasso.

ID5: Tweet by PT cruiser hate account (@/AdrianLeewayne): Respect my trans homies or I'm gonna identify as a fucking problem ID6: Isaac from Ted Lasso.

ID7: Tweet by kelsey (@/silence_kit): Some baby on this plane is singing the ABCs all out of order and a guy just shouted "yes girl remix!!" ID8: Dani from Ted Lasso.

ID9: Tweet by 🌊 (@/tdotwania): why did teachers always put ur name on the board when u laughed or talked in class ?? lmao free clout ?? ID 10: Jamie from Ted Lasso. End IDs.]

i’ve been clearing out old screenshots in my camera roll but i have ted lasso brain rot so you all have to see what they made me think of: himbos (part three. part two here, part one here)

[celestialvexation-arch]

OOF yeah maybe she is trying to show people she isn't terrible by following the Black kid she abused when they were teens or maybe she thinks she did nothing wrong to Jack and was just "joking around" with him like in her head calling him BKKK was a funny haha to her

^^^^^

[daincrediblegg]

DRAG LAURA’S ASS DRAG HER

My man… it’s not even hard to do

Girl… she 1) made them get there a day early neglecting to tell Max they didn’t get a callback to confirm they could come until they were literally in front of the mostly empty lodge 2)out of pure spite being like “lets not go to the fucking motel like the creepy cop suggested” fully knowing all the information from point 1 (and like sure Trav comes off so creepy but you just experienced some creepy shit in the middle of the woods in the middle of the night it’s fucking nap time- not to mention it’s just a good call in general considering CHRIS DIDNT CALL HER BACK) and both these things leading up to 3) forcing her boyfriend to break into a locked storm shelter to investigate some shit she thought she saw leading to him getting bit. Its literally all on her when Max just WANTED TO GO TO THE FUCKING MOTEL.

AND LIKE???? Not to mention that the fucking poem AND Travis BOTH mention the white wolf top dog element of the curse and girl can’t even put it the fuck together that that may NOT mean Chris Hackett??? Shooting Kaylee mistaking her for chris with no regard that it may not even BE Chris??? (Though I grant Travis was cagey about how many werewolves there are she still shows absolutely zero remorse when she DOES learn this information). And like SURE Travis kept her locked up for 2 months but THERE WAS A VERY CLEAR AND BLATANT WAY TO CURE THE CURSE FOR EVERYONE????? GO FOR THAT YOU IDIOT BC ITS LIKELY THAT THEY’RE A VICTIM OF THIS AS MUCH AS YOU!!!!! Lack of fucking empathy??? Eat shit girlie.

AND WITH ALL THAT SHE HAS THE FUCKING G A L L TO GET ON MAX’S ASS ABOUT NOT GETTING INTO THE SAME GRAD SCHOOL??? Like she can be REAL shitty to Max about it if you let her and how condescending she is about it base-line. “we’ve made plans” no YOU made plans and are dragging him like a prop in YOUR life!!!Heaven forbid a situation is out of your control or HIS and that your plans need to change AND THAT HIS MIGHT NOT ALIGN WITH YOURS ANYMORE!!! He deserves better than that and to flourish as an individual (and I’m not saying that just because I think the better he can do is ME. I had all these receipts on lock before he became my babygirl so put that in your pipe and smoke it)

[azlovesem]

Im just blocking that bitch right put. And im honna anihilate that post maline guy. I hog too good fuckn jokes on him about hos head his music his name ehet a goof. Ever sonce i first saw that goic inwanted to kull him. I dont kniw exactly but i want hom dead now.

Firget it i csnt be mad at you ill just live you alone in my own way. Ill just leacvevyou slone i cant go throug. With sttacking you. But the election is over we re going with trump. Because nobody attempted to maje amends. I heed a job too Emma we all gotta eat. Imsorry kid but im gonna torpedo the Harris campaign. Where you are and here, listen my bridtish buddy tod ne they want all thd i dians gone from your nstion. All if thrm slk immigrants pretty much. Gobd i dont know where. I killed 5 here as sn example yo modi. Tgey csnt be trustes their asy of life. I need to remove their leader and naybe most of rm leriod if things keep up. Im gonna support Trump. Then we cut a deal with the Rusdians then you dont even want yo fuckn know after that. We re gonna dplit the planet. Begire china gets too tough. Aftica midcleceast all if it. Even israel if they act up. Its a horribke plan but earth cantvdudtain us sll sweetoe. Its ok i cant fight you. You dont care who wins some election anyway whats that got to do wuth you. Id be open to other suggestionx only dtom you. Yeah im trying to force you whattya dumb? But i cant jolm you or kwt my oeolke do it. Post Msline i shoot yhat fuckn loser goof rapoer bitch 100000 times. Hes a goof stop it and ur froend if you can still call hed thaf is a supreme bitch skmetimes. She aint dhit we ll snipe her db nlonde ass if we want. Come in now we got sllllll the guns. You git a gun i hsve sbout 8000 of them. Shipped toms up hwre and sold em. Used yo. But ill likely end up back in a life of crime eventulky. Fixing and rigging elections weapimd sales coacaine. Moni dont like it but omce imlartying again ill be fobe in a cpl years anyway. Younwre actuslly imthought my only chance at salvation. I fidnt fo snything erong uiu fud. Now make amends. Everyone says its the right thing to do. Everyonecwsnts to see us makeup. Thry probably aanna astch us majeput yoo yhe losrrs. This is a lisers workf im the big winner. I wont kill malnd if you cone if not that guys dead. 1000 peecent dead. Ur a bitch malone such s lil nothing. Fuck uoj and ur fanx i just bscjed fien 10 people i. Pardsle who look like you. Makone bitch pussy i murdered over 28 people dtom shitty hoof hates by sll parkdake. Thats not a hood its bitch ville. We stab people who look l ill e you all the time there: its just a goof area mosg other hoids msje fun if it. If ur ftom parkdsle and you go to jsol you gef beat ip unless ur me. I wax on the worst range in th e don jsol 3 weeks i did fine. You would hace been dea. Maline or robbed. Theres a difference between real and a dumb ass butch rspoer. Homie theys sll if uou rspoers today im talkn to sll of you. The plsn is to extwrmonate yiu. Like rats.

Good morning

[opalsiren]

hot take but will is just a worse version of byron. they're both fair-haired, friendly, easygoing, and generally well-liked but not super into social conventions. they are both subject to a weird kind of overt sexualisation with gratuitous shots of their bodies featured in every other episode, albeit this may apply to will moreso than byron. they both are interested in some sort of water-based hobby for which they spend long hours training. the episode where bella helps will train swimming laps in the local pool and risks revealing her secret is basically the same episode where emma helps byron to win the swimming comp against zane, again risking exposure. perhaps most importantly they are both romantically entangled with the member of the mermaid squad who is able to solidify water. one important distinction however is that byron is a nice guy, whereas will is a Nice Guy. case closed your honour

[fiercestpurpose]

I love Scemma and I am a huge Emma Frost fan, so do not read this as a criticism of the character or the ship, but Morrison literally sets up “Jean respects Scott’s boundaries and won’t have sex with him because he says he doesn’t want to” and “Emma pushes him to talk about sex and sleep with her despite him telling her very clearly that he doesn’t want to” AND THEN Morrison is like “So clearly we can see that Emma is better for Scott”

AND THEN some Scemma/Emma fans have the gall/the lack of perspective to use this as a way to “prove” that Emma is better than Jean because Scott wouldn’t sleep with his wife who was respecting his wishes but would sleep with the random woman on his team who kept pressuring him to

[bedcorpse]

apparently one of my tweets from back when i watched sh*ne d*wson ended up in an article