#all hail cookie

[cookiewishesyou]

On this October 29, 2024, Cookie wishes you a triumphant National Cat Day! Long live Cookie.

[theidiotomelette]

Only when gleaming wishes are imprinted thats when the pieces shines eternal.....

ALL HAIL QUEEN GOLDEN CHEESE COOKIE!!💕💕💖💖💖💛💛💛💛🧀🧀🧀🧀

[kr0zast4r]

hiya! can you possibly do a white pearl cookie x fem reader smut from crk? or black pearl cookie, either one is alright!!

𝐈 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐈 𝐂𝐀𝐍 </𝟑𝟑𝟑 ^^

𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐄 𝐗 𝐅𝐄𝐌!𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ꒰🥥📓꒱

꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚꒷︶꒷

𝐓𝐖: 𝐒𝟎𝐅𝐓𝐒𝟑𝐗, 𝐌𝟎𝐌𝐌𝐘 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐊 ! ♡︎

☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:⠀ *⋆.*:･ﾟ .: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆

•┈┈┈••✦ ♡ ✦••┈┈┈•

"Such a good girl you little

Needy slut~" -𝓦𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓮 𝓹𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓵 𝓬𝓸𝓸𝓴𝓲𝓮 •┈┈┈••✦ ♡ ✦••┈┈┈•

⚠️𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐁𝐄 𝟏𝟖 𝐎𝐑 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐄𝐃⚠️

��� ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:⠀ *⋆.*:･ﾟ .: ⋆*･ﾟ: .

✼ •• ┈┈┈┈๑⋅⋯ ୨˚୧ ⋯⋅๑┈┈┈┈ •• ✼

♡•𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐥 𝐈𝐒 𝐀 𝟏𝟎𝟎 𝐓𝐎𝐏 𝐑𝐍. 𝐋𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐮 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐲/𝐟𝐞𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐲. 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐥 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐩𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤. (𝐑𝐈𝐏 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐒 :<)•♥︎

♡•

♡•𝓢𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓮 𝓹𝓮𝓪����𝓵 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓫 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓵𝓮𝓰𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰 𝓨/𝓝 𝓽𝓸 𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓫𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓴 𝓭𝓲𝓵𝓲𝓭𝓸. "WHITE PEARL I'M NOT READY FOR THIS YET-!"𝓓𝓪𝓷𝓰 𝓨/𝓝 𝓽𝓻𝔂𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓵𝓪𝓲𝓷 𝓦𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓮 𝓹𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓵 𝓼𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓸𝓮𝓼𝓷'𝓽 𝔀𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓹𝓮𝓰 𝔂𝓮𝓽. "My dear it will be alright I'm just going gentle and it will be rough Darling~." 𝓞𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓰𝓮𝓽 𝓹𝓮𝓰𝓰𝓮𝓭 𝓫𝔂 𝓦𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓮 𝓹𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓵 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓪𝓬𝓬𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓬𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓶𝓸𝓶𝓶𝔂 𝓻𝓷. "M-Mommy~" 𝓦𝓱𝓲𝓵𝓮 𝓹𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓵 𝓲𝓼 𝓭𝓮𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓲𝓽𝓮𝓵𝔂 𝓪𝓷 𝓓𝓸𝓶𝓶𝔂 𝓶𝓸𝓶𝓶𝔂 𝓻𝓷. •♥︎

♡•𝓢𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮𝓼 𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓬𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓭 𝓦𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓮 𝓹𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓵 𝓜𝓸𝓶𝓶𝔂. 𝓢𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓰𝓸 𝓯𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝔀𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓰𝓰𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓸 𝓬𝓾𝓶 𝓻𝓷 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓴𝓮𝓮𝓹 𝓽𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓪𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓰𝓲𝓻𝓵 𝓪𝓵𝔀𝓪𝔂𝓼. "Are you going to cum soon darling~?" 𝓦𝓸𝔀 𝓦𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓮 𝓹𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓵 𝓾𝓼𝓮𝓭 𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓭𝓸𝓶𝓶𝔂 𝓶𝓸𝓶𝓶𝔂 𝓿𝓸𝓲𝓬𝓮 𝓻𝓷 𝓢𝓗𝓘𝓣 𝓘𝓣'𝓢 𝓢𝓞 🔥🔥🔥 𝓑𝓣𝓦. "Pl-Please M-M-Mommy I-I ne-need to c-cum p-please....~.•♥︎

���₊✧──────✧₊∘

☆•𝓣𝓘𝓜𝓔𝓢𝓚𝓘𝓟-!•★

∘₊✧──────✧₊∘

♡•𝓞𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓰𝓸𝓽 𝓹𝓮𝓰𝓰𝓮𝓭 𝓫𝔂 𝓦𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓮 𝓹𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓵 𝓼𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓬𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓷 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓪𝓼𝓼 𝓾𝓹 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓼𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓬𝓾𝓭𝓭𝓵𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾. 𝓒𝓤𝓩 𝓘𝓣'𝓢 𝓕𝓛𝓤𝓕𝓕𝓨 𝓕𝓛𝓤𝓕𝓕𝓨 𝓣𝓘𝓜𝓔 ^^ <3•♥︎

𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓴 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓻𝓮𝓺𝓾𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓐𝓷𝓸𝓷 <3 𝓘𝓜 𝓖𝓞𝓘𝓝𝓖 𝓣𝓞 𝓒𝓐𝓝𝓐𝓓𝓐 𝓢𝓞𝓞𝓝 𝓨𝓘𝓟𝓟𝓔𝓔𝓔 ✨✨👍👍🥳🥳

𝓘𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓰𝓾𝔂𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓴 𝓘'𝓶 𝓲𝓷 𝓼𝓬𝓱𝓸𝓸𝓵. 𝓘'𝓶 𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓾𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓲𝓷 𝓼𝓬𝓱𝓸𝓸𝓵 𝓪𝓷𝔂𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝓬𝓾𝔃 𝓘 𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓭𝓾𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓭👍👍👍.

𝓘'𝓶 𝓪𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓫𝓮 19 𝓲𝓷 𝓶𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓱𝓼 😶😶

[art-from-within]

Mohggers what is ur opinion on this? Got curious enough to browse reddit for mohg power scaling lore and came across it. The question was smth along the lines of “how powerful is mohg compared to other demigods” and i think this sums it up pretty well, and if he is right…

[hallowickit]

[organichotchoco]

Why yes, Cocoa is my favorite cookie, how could you tell?

[pwurrz]

devsis, probably high: so like. what if we gave. sea fairy and black pearl magic candies?? but they’re not magic candies because instead of enhancing their existing abilities and stats, they do that, and give them all new abilities that you can equip and unequip at will. also what if we gave them special toppings that increased their stats even more. yeah. that’s a great idea. it’s not like anyone still uses black pearl in the kingdom arena because she’s an incredibly powerful unit on her own or anything. also let’s give her another legendary costume. why tf not.

[totaldramafan-lauri]

We're all pieces of sunlight, spread under the sky Standing together, all her treasures, precious in our special ways Stronger than any night Shining brilliantly We're all pieces of sunlight, spread under the sky We're all pieces of sunlight, each one of us blessed She looks upon us, like a goddess, unites us in reverence Nothing can snuff us out Shining brilliantly We're all pieces of sunlight, each one of us blessed

[justmewondering56]

[catladychronicles]

All hail cookie 🍪 dough belly!

[wheel-of-fish]

The Phantom of the Opera on TV (and streaming)!

I've been sitting on this list for two years in hopes of making it complete, but I realized if I wait that long I'll never post it. Let me know what I've missed!

Please note that I haven't watched all of these in their entirety and can't attest to their quality/content.

Adaptations

1983 - The Phantom of the Opera (TV movie starring Maximilian Schell, Jane Seymour)

1990 - The Phantom of the Opera (TV miniseries starring Charles Dance, Teri Polo)

Parodies

1961 - The Woody Woodpecker Show, S4. E13, "Phantom of the Horse Opera"

1962 - Beany and Cecil, S1 E12, "Phantom of the Horse Opera"

1966 - That Girl, S1 E14, "Phantom of the Horse Opera"

1968 - The Pink Panther, S1 E17, "Cherche le Phantom"

1971 - Night Gallery, S2 E4, "Phantom of What Opera?"

1974 - The Phantom of Hollywood (TV movie)

1987 - Hello Kitty's Furry Tale Theater, "The Phantom of the Theater"

1989 - Julie & Carol: Together Again, "Phantom of the Opry" sketch (TV special starring Carol Burnett, Julie Andrews)

1989 - Babar, S1 E13, "The Phantom"

1989 - Count Duckula, S1 E21, "Fright at the Opera"

1991 - Night Court, S9 E1 & E2, "A Guy Named Phantom" (clip)

1993 - Doug, S3 E5, "Doug's Huge Zit"

1994 - Lamb Chop in the Haunted Studio (TV movie starring Shari Lewis)

1995 - Goosebumps, S1 E7, "Phantom of the Auditorium"

1995 - Wishbone, S1 E37, "Pantin' at the Opera" (part 1 | part 2)

1998 - Anatole, S1 E9, "The Phantom of the Cheese"

1999 - The Triplets, S5 E9, "The Phantom of the Opera"

2000 - Are You Afraid of the Dark?, S7 E10, "The Tale of the Last Dance"

2000 - SpongeBob SquarePants, S2 E22, "Something Smells" (clip)

2010 - Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated, S1 E7, "In Fear of the Phantom"

2015 - All Hail King Julien, S2 E15, "The Phantom of Club Moist"

2019 - If You Give a Mouse a Cookie, S2 E6, "If You Give a Mouse a Pumpkin"

2019 - The Tom and Jerry Show, S3 E76, "PhanTom of the Oompah"

Character appearances

1981 - The Munsters' Revenge, TV movie (clip)

1984 - Diff'rent Strokes, S6 E16, "Hooray for Hollywood - Part 1"

1997 - "Everybody (Backstreet's Back)" music video (HD version)

2009 - Saturday Night Live, "Save Broadway" sketch

2010 - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S6 E7, "Who Got Dee Pregnant?" (clip)

2010 - Ghouls, multiple episodes (clip)

2020 - Saturday Night Live, "Airport Sushi" sketch

ALW musical references

2006 - Family Guy, S4 E23, "Deep Throats" (clip)

2012 - Glee, S3 E18, "Choke" (clip)

2015 - The Late Late Show, Sept. 10: "James Corden joins the cast of The Phantom of the Opera"

2015 - The Late Late Show, Sept. 23: "Crosswalk the Musical: The Phantom of the Opera"

2016 - The Goldbergs, S4 E8, "The Greatest Musical Ever Written" (clip)

2018 - Jeopardy!, Feb. 15 show (clip)

2018 - The Late Late Show, June 18: "Crosswalk the Musical: Andrew Lloyd Webber classics"

2019 - The Umbrella Academy, S1 E1, "We Only See Each Other at Weddings and Funerals" (audio)

2020 - Dash & Lily, S1 E4, "Cinderella"

2020 - The Crown, S4 E9, "Avalanche" (clip)

2022 - The Masked Singer, S8 E4, "Andrew Lloyd Webber Night"

Other

1991 - David Copperfield: Secret of the Phantom of the Opera (TV special)

[theidiotomelette]

It will be mine forever more!

Also bonus:

ITS UNO REVERSE TIME BICH😈😈😈😈

[brittle-doughie]

All hail Queen Golden Cheese Cookie

[woso-dreamzzz]

Cookies III

Laura Coombs x Reader

Summary: Laura comes home to something she doesn't like

Meeting you had been the greatest accident of Laura's life.

Something that she mused about all the time when she drove home from practice.

It had been snowing earlier in the day, the whole city covered in a soft, white fleece of snow that had Laura's toes freezing in her football boots all practice.

That snow had turned to hail on the one day of the year that Laura had to walk home from training because her car was getting serviced. Originally, she thought that it was snowing and she'd always enjoyed snow even if it made her toes so cold that it was like they were about to freeze off.

Then the hail hit and she was left without an umbrella and freezing cold toes. The hail got harder and harder and Laura was forced to take refuge in whatever the first shop she came across was to wait it out.

You called it a coincidence. She called it fate.

She'd stumbled into the bakery you owned and fell in love on the spot. You were behind the counter, boxing up the pastries that hadn't sold that day when she came sliding in.

You'd welcomed her in, guided her to the back and turned on the oven for her to prop her cold toes in front of to warm up.

You'd baked her a cake at that moment, a big one that tied her over until the hail was done and she could make it home for dinner.

Although she never exactly made it home for dinner. She took you to a restaurant instead, somewhere halfway between cosy and fancy where you spoke about everything that came to mind and earned her your number in return.

She returned to the bakery almost every day to help you lock up and walk home.

Now, you had nearly four years of marriage under your belt and a dog going through the teenage years.

"Hey, Butterscotch," Laura greeted the dog as she stepped through the door.

She hung up her coat and slipped off her shoes, freezing suddenly when she noticed the amount of shoes lined up next to yours. She wildly looked up at the coat rack where coats she recognised hung up over your own.

The voices coming from the kitchen were also recognisable and she stormed into the room.

Her teammates were scattered around.

Lauren and Esme were both sitting at the table while Sandy and Jill were actually sitting on the table, each of them munching on warm cookies with half-melted chocolate chips inside.

Leila and Laia were stroking Butterscotch (the traitor), who had happily trotted straight up to them and flopped onto her back for belly scratches.

Kerstin, Bunny and Jess were sitting up on the counters while Alex and Kelly were both standing by the mixing bowls, listening closely to your instructions.

"How," Laura said through gritted teeth," Did you all get here before me?!"

"Must've taken a detour," Alex said dismissively," Why, Coombsy, unhappy to see us?"

"I see you all for hours at training," Laura replied, arms crossed over her chest," I don't need to see you at my house. What are you doing here?!"

"Baking," Chloe said," What does it look like?"

Laura grumbled something unintelligible under her breath before swiping a hand over her face. "Obviously. But why? None of you are bakers."

"Chloe had an idea," Kerstin admitted, swiping a finger through the batter and sucking it off with a pop," About selling cookies and cakes and stuff at the games to raise money for charity."

"It's not really special if they're store bought," Chloe carried on," So Alex called the best baker we know and here we are."

"Don't worry, baby," You told your wife, pealing away from supervising the mixing to pull her into a hug," They're all going to be put to work eventually. Maybe you can make some of them help you clear out the backyard shed while everything bakes."

Most of the team go wide eyed.

You'd be complaining about the messy shed for nearly two years now and Laura kept putting off sorting it out until she had help and, with her whole team here, it look like she had all the help she needed.

"Excellent," She said, eyes alight with the idea of getting revenge for the invasion of her house. "Esme, Lauren, there's boxes in the garage. Kerstin, Leila-"

"You can't take Leila," You cut in," I've got her down for making my filling. And you can't have Laia either because she's meant to be making my cupcake frosting."

Laura nodded. "Okay, Jess, then. You guys can get the shovels out. Move it girls. Let's go!"

Alexa and Chloe snickered and Laura whirled on them.

"Don't start laughing now," She said," Because I'm coming back for you two as soon as you're done."

[arc-misadventures]

So, for your consideration for the VTuber line. VTubers tend to have their specific circles, their regular collab groups. In every group, there is always one in particular who just can't help but suffer from scuff almost every stream, and there is always the one who fills the role of group tech support. I feel like Jaune would absolutely be the tech support for his circle. If that's the case, then who'd be your scuff queen/king. Someone we've already met? Or somebody who has yet to be introduced? Maybe I'm wrong, and Jaune is the scuff king. I'm curious to see what you'd do with this thought.

The VTuber: Circles Within Circles

Among the vast, VTubing community there tending to be many circles of, VTubers that tended to exclusively interact with one another, be this because of similar interests, or from hailing from the same academy, or in some occasions being a part of the same family. There was always a circles one could find someone being apart of.

Such as the quartet that was, CookieMonster, SushiandShibari, DraGunShow, and IHateMyDad2.0. While Cookie, and DraGun were half-sisters, the four of them all hailed from, Beacon Academy, both the agency, and fictional academy, and were once part of the same Huntress team back in the day.

This was just one of many examples of circles being formed, and made by the various, VTubers. However, there was always the outliers of this trend. Then again, he was always the outliner of any particular group.

But, what would one expect from the lone wolf of the VTubing community: ErrantyPaladain.

If the circles among the VTuber community were to be made into a Venn diagram, Errant would be smack dab right in the middle of all of them. Just like when he played, 'The World of Remnant: Hunter's, and Monsters.' A Huntsmen of no, Academy nor a single nation. The vagabond of Hunters' as he was sometimes referred to as.

ErrantPaladin would, as he often still does, would join any VTuber for the occasional collab if asked to, regardless of which VTuber, or agency asked him to. But, in the end just as always, he stood alone.

Some may see this as a weakness that. ErrantryPaladin possessed. But, many would see this as a benifit for one to gain his unique perspective that others often overlooked, or never saw.

The Genshin Impact update was one such example:

~~~

SushiandShibari: I don't understand why they couldn't just add more diverse characters to this latest update!

DraGunShow: What are you talking about; The latest update added some pretty interesting roaster of characters, what's wrong with the new characters they added?

SushiandShibari: They didn't add any diverse characters! Look at them, that's basically a tan! Why not add some black characters to the game? It should have more diversity in it!

DraGunShow: I wouldn't mind seeing some more diverse characters to the game. I mean, they all look pretty similar to one another.

SushiandShibari: Exactly! This is what many of the, English voice actors have been saying! There should be more diverse characters, then it just being a bunch of white people!

DraGunShow: Okay...? Look, Sushi, I'm not really sure about what should be done about this, and I don't really think I'm an expert on... any of this. Why don't we ask someone else, and get their opinion on this?

SushiandShibari: Fine. But, who are you going to ask?

DraGunShow: Let's see who's on...

DraGunShow: Hmmm...

DraGunShow: Ahh! Errant's online! Let's ask him!

SushiandShibari: Do you seriously want his opinion, or do you just want to talk to him?

DraGunShow: Don't you?

SushiandShibari: ...

SushiandShibari: Call him.

DraGunShow: I've already done it~!

...

...

...

ErrantryPaladin: Hello, DraGun. May I be of some sort of service?

DraGunShow: Hi, Errant! Is this a bad time?

ErrantryPaladin: No, I was just playing a few rounds of, Sins of a Solar Empire 2. But, I can pause it.

DraGunShow: Oh good! Sushi, and I have been having this debate, and well... I don't know much about it. So we were wondering if you could add your two cents to it.

ErrantyPaladin: Possibly. What is this debate about?

SushiandShibari: We're debating about how the latest update to. Genshin Impact isn't diverse enough, and that they should be more inclusive, and add more characters of more diverse back grounds. A lot of the, English voice actors are in agreement that, Genshin should add more diverse characters, and how the game should be more inclusive!

ErrantryPaladin: Ahh, that pointless argument.

SushiandShibari: P-Pointless?

DraGunShow: What do you mean by that?

ErrantryPaladin: What I mean is the, Genshin Impact is a, Chinese game made by a, Chinese company. They do not give a damn about inclusivity. And, the complaints people are making about that will only fall upon deaf, and uncaring ears.

SushiandShibari: What? What do you mean, surly they care what their player base thinks?

ErrantyPaladin: Not really, no. Listen, this isn't a western game company where a dozen people on, X can complain about something, and cause the game studio to change everything about it just because their encouraged to do to some higher ups being detached from reality, and being swayed by cheap coin.

ErrantryPaladin: This is a Chinese company, they are going to do things their way, and their way only.

SushiandShibari: But, they already have so many white characters, why can't...?!

ErrantryPaladin: Whoa whoa whoa! Did you say, 'white?' Sushi. they're, Chinese. Everyone in the game is based off of, Chinese characteristics. There is nothing 'white' about any of them.

DraGunShow: What are you talking about, a lot of their character designs look... white?

ErrantryPaladin: Pale would be the correct term you're looking for. Okay... Look, look up, 'Chinese movie stars,' and you'll get a wide array of skin tones, and facial features. Of which you will find that many of the, Genshin characters, both male, and female adopt. And, for the record, slim, pale skinned with angular jaws seem to be their standard of beauty. At least I believe that to be... seems evident.

DraGunShow: Whoa... there is a lot of skin tones here, Sushi.

SushiandShibari: Okay... I conceive the point to you... But, couldn't they still add more diverse characters to the game?

ErrantryPaladin: By 'diverse' you no doubt mean that white savior complex argument of adding black people to every, and any game. Of which they won't do, regardless of how much people whine at them to.

SushiandShibari: Why not?

ErrantryPaladin: Nor denying that one, eh? Okay, the reason why they will never add any 'diverse' characters is for one simple reason: The, Chinese are really, really, racist.

SushiandShibari: Eh?

DraGunShow: What?

SushiandShibari: They're racist, what do you mean by that?

ErrantryPaladin: I mean exactly what I said; The Chinese are really racist. Well, most people in, Asia are really racist actually. But, the, Chinese are no exception to this rule. They are racist towards, Americans, towards the, Europeans, towards the, Africans. They are particularly racist towards the, Japanese, that's a whole can of worms right there as to why. But, they are even racist to themselves!

ErrantryPaladin: So that's why I consider it a pointless argument. You're trying to force, Western ideals on a nation, that is actively fighting against them on a global scale. It doesn't matter what you do, nor say, they will not give a damn about any of it.

SushiandShibari: Oh... I see...

ErrantryPaladin: Now, I'm not saying for certain that I'm a hundred percent accurate. There are no doubt gapes in my memory, or I misinterpreted things. But, I am sure, that no matter how much anyone complains about inclusivity to the creators of, Genshin Impact, they will not give a damn. Honestly, I would advise the voice actors who are making these complaints to shut up; They are after all... replaceable.

ErrantryPaladin: Now, does that answer your question, or is there something else you'd like to ask?

DraGunShow: No.. I think that answer it... Sushi?

SushiandShibari: I... I need to do some research... Thanks Errant.

ErrantryPaladin: My pleasure! Now excuse me, I have some heathens to cleanse.

DraGunShow: ...

SushiandShibari: ...

DraGunShow: So...?

SushiandShibari: Shut up.

DraGunShow: Okay.

~~~

Sometimes people found his opinion, and thoughts to be rather controversial, and counter to most peoples beliefs, and often caused a mild controversy. But, ErrantryPaladin, stuck to his convictions, and paid them no mind.

He was asked to express his opinions and he did just so. If people got upset by them, then so be it.

Other times, people went to, ErrantryPaladin for simpler things. His opinions on games, sports and the likes. He was often asked by a fellow, Vtuber who hailed from the, Beacon VTuber Agency name, MochaFashionista for his advice on woman's fashion. Something many found to be quite odd that Vtubings fashionista would ask someone else, much less a guy for his opinions on woman's fashion.

That was until he gave his reviews, and opinions on woman's fashion with her, and everyone came to the same conclusion: 'This guy knows what he's talking about.'

When asked why, and how he knew so much about woman's fashion he simply replied: 'I have a lot of sisters.' And innocent, and simple answers that once again lead to speculation among his fans as to how many sisters did he really have, and if that was the sole reason he knew so much about woman's fashion.

But, being a fashion commentator was an occasional activity he almost exclusively did with, MochaFashionista. What he often did with other VTuber's was something he began to regret having to do. Less so with him being the only one capable of helping with other, and no one else was seemingly capable of fixing their problems themselves. And, more so how they managed to develop such problems.

What were those problems, ErrantryPaladin was so capable of helping others fix you ask? Simple really:

Tech support.

~~~

Fall4Me: Shitshithsitshitshit!

Panic coursed through, Fall4Me's voice as she looked at the bugged out screen before her. She was about to do a co-op game with several of her fellow streamers. But, her screen had begun to glitch out before she even started. She had to fix this before...

ErrantryPaladin: Hey, Ember, ready to play?

Fall4Me: Hey, Errant~! Yeah, I'm totally ready to play, just give me a moment!

ErrantryPaladin: ...

ErrantryPaladin: Haaa...

ErrantryPaladin: What is it this time?

Fall4Me: ...

Fall4Me: My screen is bugged out...

ErrantryPaladin: God dammit...

~~~

DraGunShow: Okay, I'm ready to play!

ErrantryPaladin: Are you sure, because it says you're not live?

DraGunShow: What? I'm totally online! It says so right here.

ErrantryPaladin: On which account does it say that?

DraGunShow: On my other account...

ErrantryPaladin: Other account? Wait, does that mean you bought two copies of the same game?

DraGunShow: Yes...?

ErrantryPaladin: Why are you saying that like it's a question?!

DraGunShow: I don't know?!

~~~

Another usual stream from, Fall$Me, one where she'd be joined by her precious, Wolf as they played another game together.

That's if her mic was on.

Fall4Me: ...

ErrantryPaladin: Ember?

Fall4Me: ...

ErrantryPaladin: Ember you're muted.

Errant had decided to change his stream to her to see what was up, and based upon how her model was moving, he could tell she was live, however.

He saw the panic look that filled, Fall4me's face as she struggled to turn her mic on, but based on how she seemingly developed this panic complexion.

ErrantryPaladin: Is your mike on?

She shook her head as she look at him in confusion.

ErrantryPaladin: Then turn it own.

She proceeded to do so, or at least, Errant assumed she was based upon her body movements. But, since nothing was heard from her end, and how she started to panic again, Errant could only shake his head in disappointment at her.

ErrantryPaladin: Did you at least plug your mic in?

He saw her model move to the side, and then appear stiff, no doubt a sign that she was going to check her mic. She soon came back, and and her model moved in front of the camera, her body adopting a bashful, and embarrassed posture.

ErrantryPaladin: It wasn't plugged in, was it?

Fall4Me: No...

ErrantryPaladin: How the hell did that happen?!

Fall4Me: I don't know!

~~~

The amount of times, Errant had to provide tech support to his fellow, VTubers had forced him to adopt a tech support persona, that eventually lead him to getting a new, VTuber model for people to understand what he was doing, and more importantly:

To shame those that needed his help.

~~~

Fall4Me: Errant?

ErrantryPaladin: Yes?

Fall4Me: Can help me?

ErrantryPaladin: Haaa... one moment.

ErrantryPaladin: What do you require of me, a humble servant of the, Machine-Spirit this time?

ErrantryPaladin's model became that of a, Warhammer 40000, Tech-Priest. He liked using this model because it helped him better understand, and focus on helping other, VTubers with their technical problems. And, generally make fun of those that needed his assistance. Again.

Fall4Me: Nooooo! Not, the Tech-Priest! I'm not having any problems with my computer! You don't need to put that mask on!

ErrantryPaladin: Your record prompts that this form should be the natural form taken upon this devotee of the Machine God when one addresses the, Scuff Queen.

Fall4Me: I'm not a scuff queen! This has nothing to deal with my computer!

ErrantryPaladin: Records prove otherwise. Now, what seems to be the problem; Did you forget to light the sacred incense?

Fall4Me: No! And, I'm not falling for that again!

ErrantryPaladin: Have you beseeched the, Machine-Spirit?

Fall4Me: Does calling it a hunk of junk count?

ErrantryPaladin: What! You dare insult the, Machine-Spirit in such a crewel manner! You have offended the, Machine-Spirit! Light the sacred incense at once to appease it!

Fall4Me: I'm not doing that again! It didn't work that time anyway! It has nothing to do with my computer!

ErrantryPaladin: Then what seems to be the problem that requires me?

Fall4Me: Is 0/bs a bad thing, or...?

ErrantryPaladin: ...

ErrantryPaladin: Omnissiah preserve me...

~~~

ErrantyPaladin's, VTuber career has been marked with a cloister of things. His interactions with his fellow, VTubers; The good, the bad, the weird, and the confusing. The mild controversies he had seen, and been a part of. The fights that broke out between, and withing the various agencies.

Errant had seen it all with in his own little eye of the storm upon a Venn diagram that was the, VTuber community. He occasionally ventured out to experience the thrills, and parrels of the storm, but at the end of the day, he would return to the center where he chose to stay. Called out only to join his fellow streamers for some fun.

And, copious amounts of tech support.

[rawdough]

Giant Clam Cookie, Captain Ambrosia's trusted Quartermaster.

Hailing from the very depths of the sea, he hasn't been a land dwelling cookie for all that long in the grand scheme of things. Not even his captain knows who or what he was before he was picked up by the crew, adrift in the sea, and only a select handful of cookies know his story.

He also seems to just vanish every now and again, but it's always when things are slow, so Ambrosia hasn't really pried..