#all hail ✩

[throwmeabonepleaseandthankyou]

opinion on the dadmare headcanons? to what extent do they apply in your view of things? are other sanses aware?

personally think it's just slowly according small things ,, like calming one of the crew during a breakdown when he technically doesnt gain anything from it. allowing them free days to mess around

- ☆ (guess i'm the star anon now lmao!!)

Hello again ☆!

I feel like Dadmare and Toxicmare are kinda two in one.

Like there's some days where NM wants to chill out and let his goblins do whatever they want, and there's days where he's the ruthless leader we angst lovers like to imagine.

And, when it comes to the boys with their boss and how it affects them...

Killer : Killer and Nightmare's relationship is odd.

Killer is the king's slave right hand man. He's at Nightmare's beck-and-call, allowing the man to do what he pleases with Killer.

This can heavily affect people outside of their relationship, like Killer's s/o for example.. Say Nightmare was having a good day, and so he let's Killer do whatever his little soul desires, which includes being around s/o. Then, the next day, Nightmare is not having it, and almost kills roughs up Killer, letting the skeleton limp home after to lay in s/o's arms, not saying a thing to their worried pleas for him to tell them something.

Killer's day relies on Nightmare's mood. Like, monkey says, monkey do, y'know? S/o would also be used against Killer more than once.

The night, after Nightmare threatened Killer by saying he'd eliminate the new "distraction" and make sure he'd watch him do it, Killer would hold s/o so tightly to sleep that they felt like they could barely breathe because of it.

He's scared of Nightmare, but he can't escape now. He's way too far in now.

Dust : Dust tends to ignore the man most of the time, as Nightmare has attempted to trick and bribe the skeleton in so many ways.

The only reason why Dust still listens to Nightmare is to have an outlet. Something to spend his extra magic on, give his LV a reason.

Dust is not scared of Nightmare, but he listens, obeys, like a good dog. He even holds pity for the king.

Nightmare has little use of Dust, but it's not uncommon for him to call upon the insanity of the cold-blooded killer.

Oak : Yeah... that's a toughie. It was originally so Oak could feed his people, and keep them safe from other threats.

But... they aren't in the underground anymore. His family and friends have access to food now. Good food. He doesn't need Nightmare's help anymore.

And Nightmare was salty about it at first, but eventually gave in and let Oak go. As long as Oak sends in some cakes every now and then.

That's all for the boys that worked for him, but is anyone else aware of him?

Aware : Cobalt, Red, Willow, Cherry, Error, Sans, Moon, Crow, Dove

Suspicious : Wine, Honey, Edge, Rus

Blissfully unaware or chooses to ignore it : Papyrus, Coffee, Pup, Nox, Sun

Even then, Nightmare himself is a strange being. Suspicious or not, he only shows himself to certain people.

Good luck getting him to appear for you though.

[bluebeesknees]

𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰𝘰 ✨

[mejkosmos]

so funny how the whole gravity falls fandom immediately went from "bill cipher-all interdimensional being hot tumblr sexy man" to "bill cipher- lame loser pathetic fumbler toxic skrunkly sad ex" in a matter of seconds as SOON as the rise of billford came about

[asmileforyourscrapbooks]

OMFG THIS COMMENT. GUISE. THAT LAST SENTENCE IS SO FUCKING RAW

edit: i see a lot of people arguing over the 'eat the rich' thing and i'd like to clear up my standing currently! i know they aren't the same kind of fancy multi-million corporation that our beloved phrase talks about, and the reason i agree to a point with this comment is that watcher is evidently trying to become that. they're doing some shitty things in regards do disregarding poorer fans, and are seemingly blatantly ignoring the economic crisis by saying 'everyone can afford that!', all in direct contrast to their entire branding of being leftist and openly supporting things like eat the rich.

"You said 'eat the rich' then handed us the forks, laid on the plate, and expected us to spare you?" at least from my understanding isn't flat-out saying watcher are now the rich we eat, but are well on the track to becoming so, and are quickly developing the same ego.

BUT!! don't like people directly hating on steven like that!! they're all grown men who can make their own decisions, and pretending like shane and ryan are out little baby beans and then calling steven evil and whatnot isn't okay. they can all be held equally accountable. though i do somewhat understand being the most disappointed in shane, as he's the one who speaks on shit like eating the rich the most, and is generally more outward with his ideals, so it's perfectly reasonable to feel betrayed more deeply. but bottom line is they're all equally accountable for this decision.

some shit we can't take back. i probably got pissed and said some weird/uncool shit initially because of the intense emotions i was dealing with, which other people amplified. i do regret some of the things i've said to a point when it comes to being hateful, but i can't just un-say it all, so i'm not even going to try. i'm going to leave everything be and allow it to serve as something to look back on for what not to do in future circumstances. while this new path for watcher is, in my opinion, not the smartest and generally really shitty, they're human beings who make mistakes, and they deserve our acknowledgement of that.

in short, i don't like it but i'll stop being a bitch about it because they don't deserve that. also sorry for the wall of (probably incoherent lmao) text i got passionate <3

edit 2: guys. im screaming. the apology was amazing imo and i genuinely think they really mean it, like it doesn't seem bullshitted. i think they realized they fucked up for reals and feel bad. im so happy for them, but also for us as fans. yay :D

[the-decepticon-apologist]

Soundwave’s files have to be WILD

[soepwashere]

Some tiny people came over and hung out with my dog

Version of the first photo without motion blur below the cut!

[koshercosplay]

so I work in education at a science museum

we recently had a snails class for 2-3 year olds

we had a staff meeting beforehand to go over the lesson plan for said class

my manager: maybe we can bring up the historical usage of snails to interest the adults... there was a snail that was used for blue dye in like, ancient Roman times I think?

me, about to pull out the most obscure piece of jewish historical knowledge that suddenly became relevant

[bluepuppethidinginafilingcabinet]

the watcher fandom rn

[aldecaver]

:)

2024 vs 2021

[throwmeabonepleaseandthankyou]

Any headcanons that would probably have the fandom screaming for your head on a stick, french revolution style?

- ☆ (im back yippee)

rubs my paws together

Yeah, I got a few. Also, welcome back!

I fw canon Error. I like his bratty and sassy personality, and I HEAVILY lean into the fact that he can't and won't touch people. It PHYSICALLY HURTS HIM.

I like relentless killer Nightmare, and I fw abusive headcanons for him. Stop making him some handsome silver fox daddy that would treat you like a princess. If he really wanted to, he'd fucking tear you limb from limb all because you breathed differently. He won't though, because he'd rather just torture you for your negativity.

I actually take Dream's trauma and life in consideration. He was stone for 500+ years guys, and was imprisoned when he was 6 years old. He had to grow up quickly, and had to realize that Nightmare wasn't his shy brother anymore but a murderer that destroyed other people's lives and even his own home.

Papyrus likes puns. He does. I hate(not really) to say it, he likes puns. He actively interacts with Sans in pun wars, and enjoys it! He only acts irritated because Sans was punning at the wrong time!

Gaster, Sans, and Papyrus are either brothers or completely unrelated in my versions unless said otherwise in the AU canon.

Sans is blind in his right eye, which is why he only got one powered eye, which is his left.

I like the yandere trope. Now, I will always and forever include warnings if my content includes said trope, but I have no problems writing it!

I'll say it -

Killer is not a killing machine, and he's not your uwu, lovable, flirty boyfriend. He's a person with a complicated persona, and it's something you should take the time to learn.

I would happily shoot Cross in the face if it meant preserving his brother.

Speaking of Cross, him and Horror are not bad guys!! You can hc whatever y'all want, but those boys are just fine without Nightmare's hoe ass.

I like the idea of Papyrus having holes in his hands like Gaster, as if it's a heredity thing. Sans doesn't have it because he didn't get the gene. He's got the blasters though.

People should take in the canon personalities of the skeletons into account more often. They're so much easier to read when the character I(or we) like is just a whole other character all together.

And please treat adult characters like adult characters, and also include their trauma and life experiences in your writing. It can make your writing seem more alive and like those characters are actual people.

Idk if most of these count, but I've gotten into arguments over all of these before lol

Hope y'all are having a good day/night 🫶

[aphrddt]

absolute lithops effect.......

[obkkseeker]

while you were out here reading hentai my man here was grinding missions

[shaniacsboogara]

Shane Madej is so good at ghost hunting because no matter how haunted a location is, he still carries himself with the same cheerful whimsy during the investigation, like a kid in a museum on a field trip

[demigods-posts]

pissed off percy is a determined percy. because the second he saw his mom encased in gold and being held captive in the underworld. it was go time. he gained the upper hand on hades in under ten minutes. whooped ares's ass in under three. returned zeus's bolt and told him off like twenty minutes later. and then told kronos to stop being a coward and come find him. no one's fucking do it like our boy.

[glow-in-the-dark-death]

The Real Ghost King

The JL standing back as Zatana and Constantine finish preparing to summon the Ghost King.

JL: You two sure this won't backfire on us?

Constantine: Mostly sure not like we have much of a choice either way, plus I'm finished either way. Get ready everyone!

Phantom appears in the summoning circle: ( ╹▽╹ ) Wha-

JL: Ghost King please help u-

Danny: Yo hold up sorry but I'm not the Ghost King.

JL: Then who is? Why were you summoned?

Danny pointing at his hair where a little blob ghost is: This is the new king!

Constantine: You're joking how the hell did that happen?!

Danny: Ya'll know Kirby? Yea basically that.

~

Just imagine PD getting defeated by a blob ghost that decided to imitate what the Fenton thermos does and basically sucked up PD Kirby style.

That is all! └( ＾ω＾)」

~

Just an Idea

[ocean-sunfish-worshipper]

the Great Mola Mola is a divine traveller, its perfect rubbery flesh grants it voyage from the ocean's surface to the vast depths of the mesopelagic. its body is the perfect vessel, it requires no swim bladder as it slips off into the abyss. words cannot adequately describe my mortal adoration for the Great Ocean Sunfish, may my humble attempt in ink and paper strive to capture even a sliver of its majesty.

from the depths of the mesopelagic to the glory of the sun! all hail the ocean sunfish 🙏🙏🙏