#all extremely /lh of course

[scatterpatter]

Funniest thing ive learned (while plotting my secret prequel fic where Quick and Cut first get together) is that. Okay so.

My hc for this ship is that Quick gets a crush on Cut, like, super quickly(HAH). Like starts getting feelings within like a week of knowing Cut. Sure it takes time for the relationship to happen but Quick gets a crush very quickly.

And one of my friends informed me that

That thats just alloromanticism

That getting a crush on someone very shortly after meeting them is just. Normal. For alloromantics.

And my demiromantic ass was just

"huh"

I WAS SO CAUGHT UP IN MAKING QUICK THE "WEIRD" ONE FOR GETTING FEELINGS SO FAST THAT I FORGOT THAT ALLOROMANTICS ARE JUST LIKE THAT

[tboyquackity]

let it be known cran doesn't have the backbone for bpd

[twiceroyaldove]

tone tags are such an interesting phenomenon linguistically. bc they're of course intended to add clarity to text communication, in a way that's more explicit than nonverbal signals, but they're also more removed from the message than verbal signals are -- arguably more removed than nonverbal signals are too, bc they're so constructed.

and that distance gets in the way of efficacy, from my perspective -- like there's a reason we spontaneously developed emoticons extremely early on in the internet days (and eventually latched onto emojis so hard), and ~*~wAyS tO eVOkE tOnE~*~, and the ones that caught on are the iconic [in the linguistic sense, ie resembling the concepts they evoke] ones bc they can be guessed.

and i think there's also a reason that when speaking out loud we don't just say what we want to say and then add "genuine" or "not mean" at the end as if speaking it makes it so -- we use full sentences like "I'm really not trying to be mean here." that's the part that really interests me, the abstraction of concepts that have never been just about tone, have always needed carefully chosen words to be expressed at least sometimes. that's where i think tone tags are distinctly less effective than just writing out the sentence for someone to read as part of the message and not as an abstracted layer on top of the message. (whereas with stuff like /lh for lighthearted i kinda get it -- i still find a well-chosen emoticon or emoji does a much better job at making me read a message in a lighthearted tone, but i get the desire to be explicit.)

ik this reads like a critique even though i started out saying it was just interesting, and idk it's both. i think the desire to implement a completely explicit tone layer on top of messages is fascinating, and i think its failure states are also fascinating, and im not about to grump at people for using an imperfect tool bc they're all imperfect.

[minhosimthings]

Bewitched ft LHS

Two lovers and the adventure of dried lilac

Pairing: bf!heeseung × fem!reader

Warnings: fluff, mention of food and bacterial infection (don't question it), kinda cringy ig? hee being down BAD for reader

Song: Bewitched by Laufey

A/N: Hello everyone! This is my submission for @flwrstqr My World event. Congratulations to Danielle for 3k followers! Now sit back, relax, and read my cringey poetry.

I didn't know that much at all 'bout love before

But now, I think I'm learning

"Are you absolutely sure this will work?" Heeseung eyed you nervously.

You were trying to figure out how to stab open the extremely restrictive packaging of the box of dried lilac flowers, so without even looking up at him, you scoffed, as if you were offended that he was trying to undermine your amazing box-opening skills. 

 "Of course it will." You stated, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world, "Plus, I did a lot of research for this."

"By research you mean the first three search results you got?" Heeseung chuckled, wrapping his arms around your waist and placing his chin on your shoulder. You shuddered at the cold touch of his skin on yours. 

"Be careful,Lee Heeseung, I have a weapon in my vicinity." You threatened him, waving around the dying scissors in your hands. The countertop was littered with scraps of cardboard and a crumpled up bill. The dried lilacs from Japan took three weeks to arrive and boy were you excited when it came. You almost hugged the poor delivery boy with how giddy you were. 

Your monthly tradition of doing something new with Heeseung was today and you were determined not to mess it up. Ever since the tradition started, something or the other has gone down the gutter. Like last August, when you had booked a seat for bungee jumping, which had to be cancelled due to heavy rains. Or the February of the year passed, when you wanted to make a bundt cake with him, which unfortunately never came out of the pan due to the absence of butter. 

But this time was different, you thought. This time, nothing could go wrong. After all, how can making lilac tea out of scratch ever go wrong in any possible way? There was no butter and no rain, except for the slight drizzle outside, which announced the end of the monsoon season and the start of September.

You bewitched me

From the first time that you kissed me

"Finally..." You muttered under your breath, as your hands reached for the flowers. They were tiny little buds packaged in an airtight ziplock packet. The colour was less lilac-y now, with hues of dark purple staring at you and Heeseung.

"Is it supposed to look rotten?" Heeseung asked, his eyes set on the packet that you were toying with possessively in your hands. You rolled your eyes at him playfully, and let out a dramatic sigh.

“How many times must I tell you-” You started dramatically, turning your body to face him, you could see the smirk tugging at the corner of his lips, “-that cooking is the art of turning a duck into a swan?”

“Calm down Shakespeare.” heeseung chuckled, his fingers teasing you by drawing shapes on your waist, “And ducks are really cute for your information!” He put his hand to his chest as if he were clutching his invisible string of pearls. A giggle erupted out of your mouth as you stood on your tiptoes to quickly leave a chaste kiss to the tip of his nose. Heeseung’s smile only widened as you did, a slight red mark lingering on the spot where your lips touched his skin. The calm scent of the evening, combined with the quiet of your kitchen sent a wave of absolute relaxation into Heeseung’s being.

“Hmm,” you hummed thoughtfully, your eyes rushing through the words on the lavender-hued instruction manual, “The recipe I saw on the internet said we can just boil them and the tea will just seep out.”

“But?” Heeseung’s chin returned to its rightful place on your shoulder. He was like an overactive cat, which would rub itself against its owner to show its affection.

“But-” you looked worried, much to Heeseung’s concern, “-this thing says we should wait for three goddamn months so there’s no-’ you cleared your throat and read from the manual, “‘threat of bacterial infection.’”

“Ominous.” Heeseung laughed, “I like it.” He smiled at the sight of a pout forming on your pretty lips, “Hey, what’s wrong?”

“I guess we have to wait then.” You sighed, a real one this time, “I mean, unless you want to get sick.” 

Great, you internally thought, another month gone wrong again. You wondered to yourself whether there will ever be a time when you actually get it right, when something that you and Heeseung do works out without any hiccups.

“Can I tell you something?” Heeseung smirked mischievously, garnering your attention. The pout on your lips melted his heart completely and his eyes visibly softened when he looked at you.

 “I actually like bacterial infection.”

 A moment of silence followed, before the both of you were convulsed with laughter. Your hands gripped the  edge of the counter to balance yourself, when Heeseung stuffed his nose into the nape of your neck, effectively putting half of his weight onto you.

“Hee, I’m gonna fall, get off me!” You laughed, but he only held you closer to him, as if you’d float away if he let go, “Ok, ok fine!” You giggled, raising your hands in mock defeat, “We can make the tea!”

“Yipee.” Heeseung cried in an adorably high pitched voice, that stretched your smile out even wider. If Heeseung were to die because of someone’s expression, then he knew it would be because of your smile. It was something that could make him forget all grief and suffering, no matter if he had the worst day ever, no matter if he had spilled hot coffee all over himself or accidentally snapped at someone, that smile of yours would be there to fix him.

Then we ran down the street in the late London light

The world froze around us, you kissed me good night

“Hee. Hee. Earth to Lee Heeseung.” Your words were half consumed by laughter, bringing him back to reality as he realised he had been staring at your face, “What are you looking at, idiot?”

Heeseung didn’t respond to your words, instead choosing to merely send you a lopsided smile. “Your idiot right?” he asked, to which you put your hands on top of his and squeezed it.

“My idiot.” You said, sacrificing your toes once more, to plant a kiss on his cheek, making Heeseung mentally kick his feet in the air for the fiftieth time that evening.

You set Heeseung about to do some kitchen duties, while you carefully extracted the dried flowers. Heeseung watched the surface of the water dance with the bubbles as it heated up. It reminded him of all the times you two had danced with each other. On particularly long nights, when the moon shone in all its majesty, bathing lovers all around the globe in her glamorous shine, both of you would find your hiding places in each other. Both of you would find your home, in each other, with arms wrapped not only around each other’s body, but around each other’s hearts.

“Is the water ready?” Heeseung heard you call out. He turned to see you, carefully sweeping the last of the petals into a bowl. 

“Yes, your highness.” He responded with a laugh. You tottled over to the pot of boiling water, slowly dropping your flowers in. You and Heeseung let out a collective gasp of wonder at the burst of colour that engulfed the colourless water. Hues of purple and lavender now coated each part of the pot, seeping out from the petals. 

“Woah…” You exhaled, not even knowing you had been keeping a breath in, “That’s the prettiest thing I’ve ever seen.” 

“It is.” Heeseung responded, to which you nodded, not taking your eyes away from the concoction. Unbeknownst to you, Heeseung was no longer even looking at the water. He was instead, gazing lovingly at you, with eyes so full of affection, you’d think he was looking at the last person on earth. In that moment of silence, he couldn’t help but trace his eyes over you, over every detail of yours that made you, you. The you that he loved so much. The you that he would go to the ends of the universe for, if you had asked him to.

Cursing at the moon and losing all control and crying

'Cause I think I'm falling

“This better be the most amazing thing that I’ve ever tasted or I’m never even touching a satchet of tea again.” You said, sinking down onto your sofa, with a mug of pinkish-tea in your hand. The sofa sank down further when Heeseung plopped down next to you, an identical mug in his hands.

“Shall we have a toast then?” Heeseung asked, raising his mug, “To hopefully not catching bacterial infection!” You chortled at his enthusiasm, before responding with a “Hear, hear!”

Clinking your mugs together in a ‘cheers’, you put your lips to the edge of the mug, wholly prepared to take a sip of your concoction and taste something that is equal to the nectar of the-

“We forgot the sugar, didn't we.”

You caught Heeseung’s eye and doubled over with laughter, almost spilling some of the tea onto your lap. In the midst of you admiring the pretty liquid, and Heeseung admiring the pretty you, you had forgotten the key ingredient which actually made the tea drinkable.

“Well, you kept distracting me with your beauty so much!” Heeseung defended himself, setting his mug down on the table, “How could I ever remember the sugar?”

“Do you really think flirting is gonna get you out of this?” You said, putting your mug down and glaring playfully at Heeseung.

“Depends.” He shrugged his shoulders, a smirk tugging at the corner of his lips, “Is it working?” He didn’t have time to say anything else, before he was practically tackled onto his back by you. Heeseung wrapped his arms around your waist and you lay down on him, using him as your mattress, though there was plenty of space for the both of you on the sofa. 

“Welp,” You said, pressing your ear to his chest to listen to his heartbeat, “At least we won’t be getting a bacterial infection anytime soon.”

Heeseung chuckled, bringing his lips down to your forehead to leave a kiss. In the sanctuary of his safe arms, you forgot all about the fact that tonight’s attempt had turned out to be an utter fail. But you realised that it didn’t matter to you anymore. For in the warm cocoon that Heeseung had spun around you, all that mattered was the unnoticeable seconds that had drifted away in failed attempts of lilac tea, and successful attempts of love. In the pale cast of the full moon’s light, you and Heeseung drifted off to sleep, as the world came to a silent halt, waiting patiently for another tomorrow. 

You wrote me a note, cast a spell on my heart

And bewitched me

You bewitched me

Dividers by @strangergraphics

[sinful-lanterns]

hi i love the sinner nsfw headcanons here ^^ would you mind doing one for ll too if that's ok w you im kind of hungry for seafood right now /lh

Since we are on a roll with the aquatic PTN women, I’ll cook up some L.L. NSFW headcanons to go with the theme! (Or not cook, since L.L. can be eaten raw like sushi lol)

NSFW HEADCANONS UNDER THE CUT

L.L. NSFW HEADCANONS:

- L.L. Is a switch, with a surprising preference for domming. She may look like a pillow princess, but she much prefers having control during sex, even when she’s the one receiving. Her position is mostly on the bottom since her body is still quite weak, but nevertheless, she is able to make you eat her out or ride her strap till you’re a whiny mess. Power bottom L.L. is very much canon!

- Since the only place you can have sex is somewhere submerged in water; bath sex, pool sex, and shower sex are extremely common for you two. Unfortunately for all my hot water enjoyers, I headcanon that L.L. prefers to bathe in cold water, so you have no choice but to cling to her tightly for warmth when you fuck. Not that either of you mind…

- L.L. Has a huge voyeur kink. She likes to watch you masturbate in front of her, especially if you wear some pretty lingerie or swimwear. She likes to stick a suction cup dildo to the bottom of her tub and make you ride it in front of her, then afterwards she’ll make you use that exact same dildo on her so she can feel your cum mix with hers.

- We all know how much of an internet addiction this girl has, so it’s safe to say she has watched her fair share of porn. As her partner, it’s easy to find a computer tab open to something like “tentacle monster lady fucks cute woman on the beach” and you can figure out her kinks from there. L.L. Is into some pretty kinky stuff just by browsing her search history.

- Speaking of kinky stuff, L.L. is a bit of an exhibitionist too. Since she can’t go out that much, she uses Manty to go out with you. She’ll make you wear a vibrator taped to your pussy and make you go out wearing that under your clothes, all the while she looks through Manty’s eyes to see you struggling to walk. (She touches herself to the sight, of course)

- Lots of sexting. L.L. will send you photos of her pussy whenever she’s bored. She doesn’t expect anything in return, she just thinks it’s funny to have you open up your phone in public, and nearly explode at the sight of her spreading her pussy lips in front of the camera with an innocent smile on her face.

- L.L. Has a bit of a boob fixation. Tiny, average or big boobs, L.L. Can’t resist staring at your tits and begging for a taste. Her lips latch so greedily on your nipples and suckle until they’re puffed up and sore. Then she just resorts to squeezing and fondling them when you tell her her tongue is too overwhelming.

- L.L. Is a professional squirter.

[httpsserene]

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[1moreff-creator]

What are some dynamics (in terms of like, foils/parallels) that you enjoy in DRDT?

you’re staring at a forest and asking me for every tree i like. do you want me to write another 28k word post /lh

I jest, of course, but not about the number of interesting foils in this series. It does a fantastic job tying everyone into several key themes in ways that make their dynamics endlessly enriching for my silly little character parallel-loving brain. So, uh, get ready for a long-ish post?

CW: One mention of self-harm, self-loathing

Teruko-David: I mean, you gotta start at the center, yeah? David’s the closest thing to a “main antag” we have, and it’s no wonder; the guy’s built like a standard DR protag, obviously he’s gonna have a cool dynamic with the actual protagonist. 

These two could breathe a bit weird and somehow parallel each other doing it, that’s how much this foil permeates both their characters. From their fatalistic outlooks on the world (“my luck will always be terrible, I’ll always be betrayed” vs “people can’t change, the world sucks”), the ways they hide their feelings (Teruko was more distrustful than she first presented herself as, but cares about people more than she shows during most of CH2; while David has an entire different persona up to 2-11 and then pretends to be worse than he actually is), the self-loathing (Teruko refuses to think she could be a good person, David has the whole “inhuman” thing going on), down to the oddball sibling figure (Terubro “I know nothing about you” Tawaki vs Diana “I’m not even sure you exist” Chiem).

There’s their feelings about Xander and Min, too, which are all over the place. Obviously we all saw in 2-12 how much the British twink fucked both of them up severely, with Teruko rejecting any positive or yearning feelings she may have had about Xander (you can’t hide the cactus scene from us girl) while David vehemently defended him from any criticism. On the other side, Min is less of a narrative poltergeist (for now; XF-Ture exists), but she still comes up with them, with David calling her pathetic eleven episodes after Min hugs Teruko and Teruko’s internal monologue gives away how much she cares about the Student. 

And these parallels play into their weird-ass dynamic very well, because their beefing is founded on their similarities and their differences, out of projecting their self-loathing to someone similar at the same time they hate each other because of their disagreements on things like Xander. Crazy stuff.

Xander-Min: Mentioning these two second because they’re also Eternal Parallels. There’s almost not a single thing about these two that isn’t somehow reflected on the other. If you projected them onto each other’s direction, you would get no perpendicular component. Get it, ‘cuz they’re completely parallel- That is, by far, the nerdiest joke I’ve ever made, I apologize.

But come on. Their attitudes towards fate (the Rebel fighting it and Min resigning herself to the XF-Ture thing), the whole “holding on to the past vs wanting to move on from the past” thing, the similarities between how they actually feel about the education system (they have issues with it) contrasted with the things they actually do in respects to that (Min is still the Ultimate Student, but Xander dislikes that), their already mentioned contrasting connections to Teruko and David… Just, absolutely everything about them is a meaningful contrast. And it comes into play a lot, with their eternal beef being born largely out of these parallels. They’re awesome.

Teruko-Ace: Pretty topical for post-CH2. Ace’s entire arc is sort of a reflection of Teruko’s, yet taken to the extreme because of one particular point of contrast; Ace feared death, Teruko doesn’t think she can die. But he still basically serves as a demonstration of all the flaws in Teruko’s all mindset; the feeling of unchangeable fate, the complete lack of trust, all the good stuff. It basically allows an exploration of Teruko’s mindset from an outside perspective, which makes it easier to see the flaws in it.

Ace-Nico: Also topical, these recap foils go kinda insane. Their motives for murder, their contrasting talents (love for animals on Nico's side and fear of horses on Ace's), the way they relate to the rest of the cast, Ace's persecution complex vs Nico actively disliking how much Hu defends them, etc., it’s all very fun to see play out. 

Ace-Levi: The one who doesn’t care but protects others and tries his best to be a good person so he can be accepted in society without having issues, vs the guy that acts like an asshole because he’s scared of caring too much and he thinks the only way he can get out alive is by being the only one to survive. This leads to a fundamental misunderstanding between them that causes some of the most doomed yaoi of all time, which is the whole “Levi getting frustrated at not understanding Ace.” 

Arei-David: You’ve presumably watched 2-13, so I don’t think I need to explain all the awesome stuff that’s come from their shared themes of “good people” and self-betterment and all that. Not to mention, David’s little breakdown over Arei trusting the letter of the only friend she had being presumably born from the way he saw Xander as the only friend he had. Shit goes crazy.

Arei-Eden: Recap foils… Good people… The choice to be kind… Etc… Woah :O

Teruko-Charles: Ah, Teru’s recap foil. This one’s basically opposite of Ace’s, where Charles used to be sort of like Teruko acted in CH2, but later became a bit friendlier, if still somewhat prickly. Basically, if Ace highlights Teruko’s character traits from CH2, Charles post CH1 serves as more or less the “end goal” in a way. It goes beyond that, too, with the whole memory issues (prosopagnosia vs childhood amnesia) and, again, mysterious siblings (Terubro and Elliot what are your deals), so it’s always neat to rotate these two in the brain.

Veronika-Levi: We really don’t know too much about Vero, which always makes it a bit harder when analyzing these dynamics, but they already got some interesting points of contrast. Neither of them are particularly concerned about the deaths of the others, at least post-CH2 (Levi doesn’t grieve and Vero actively laughs at Ace’s death), but it comes from almost opposite ends of perspective. Levi doesn’t understand others because he doesn’t feel much empathy (if any at all), while Vero seems to treat the others not as people, but almost as characters to be analyzed (that’s the impression I get, at least), which makes her come off as very good at reading people but also occasionally causes her to see them as sources of entertainment first and foremost. Not to mention there’s also the fact they’re both very different people than they were in the past (Levi was some form of delinquent and now is a good person, Vero used to be outdoorsy and then no longer was). Wow that’s… more than I thought there was- How am I finding more interesting foils just by writing more???

Hu-Levi: I kinda talked about this in my CH2 PT2 analysis so read that ig.

J-Rose: A pair of recap foils who haven’t had too much yet, but a lot of their themes, in particular about fate and privilege and stuff, are pretty noticeable with them, so this is always a fun dynamic to consider.

Levi-Arturo: More recap foils, this one’s fun because of the dead family member :) Also things like their talents being related to aesthetics and both doing the things they do for a better life.

Veronika-Hu: This one’s kinda more hypothetical, since Vero in particular hasn’t had as much direct focus as other characters yet, but that’s part of what makes them fun. Past history of self-harm (even if brought on by very different feelings) is just the first of many parallels they could have, and it’s fun to see the contrast between Hu defending Nico to the ends of the Earth and Vero talking about how much she likes Arturo because of how awful he is. They’re really silly.

David-Whit: All the recap foils are fun, but I've always struggled to see this one in particular. Partly because I feel like I know less about Whit than I know about Mai :v Still, certain things like Whit ignoring anything that upsets him which connects to David constantly lying about his real feelings for his fans, which is probably what leads to David's outburst at Whit in the second trial.

Teruko-MonoTV: Because fate. Really this is here plainly because it’s just a funny as hell dynamic to even consider lol.

Teruko-Mai: Have they interacted? Has Mai had enough screen time to truly determine that this parallel truly exists? Do we even know a single theme that Mai’s character touches on for certain? No and it doesn’t matter! Because these two are clearly connected somehow and the whole “someone dearly loved - someone dearly unloved” thing makes me ill. Mai is getting mentioned in this post and you're not stopping it.

Mai-Whit: Fuck it! “We tend to idolize the dead” dynamic!!! It's very speculative, but this one’s just fun to ponder even if we have even less idea of what could be going on between the two than with Mai-Teruko.

Anyways ready for a few themes that run through a lot of characters?

David-Levi-Nico-Rose: The “feeling disconnected from the rest of humanity’s experiences” gang!!!

Min-Rose-Hu-Veronika-Arturo: The “wants to move on from the past” gang!!!

Min-Arei-Teruko-Ace: The “trying to fix mistakes” gang!!!

Teruko-David-Eden-Arei-Levi-Xander: The “what makes a good person?” gang!!!

Teruko-David-Xander-Min-J-Whit-Ace-Rose-MonoTV-Probably everyone else: Fate!!!!

And there’s more than I’m probably forgetting because I can’t possibly check every conceivable connection between these guys. At least I hope I covered most of the major ones. Thanks for the ask, these dynamics are always fun to think about!

[cdroloisms]

Cdream be like: You can't put yourself in the Prison anymore bc of the woke >:(/lh

That man is a mess like it's facinating how messy his vision of reality is for others and himself

it is fascinating fr, and does remind me of how we'd talk a little bit about how his perspective may betray what kind of environment this guy might've been in pre-dsmp. the stick-up-his-ass about rules and rule-following, the neuroticism about conflict, and the ease with which he jumps to punishment as being the appropriate response to people who cause problems (a perspective that, quite evidently, to a certain extent, does apply to himself, doesn't it?) all seems quite indicative of someone who lived in an environment where punishment being the natural consequence of stepping outside the lines was generally something that went unquestioned. of course, this is speculative, and it's not that a #tragicbackstory is necessary to explain what the fuck is up with c!Dream, and it's hardly about justifying the choice to abuse a teenager into behaving, lmao. but while exile served his goals and exile was a lot of petty, spiteful cruelty for petty, spiteful reasons, i do think there's something to be said about how clearly c!Dream hadn't expected c!Tommy to respond quite so severely to exile and how he thought he would be "fine" with potatoes in the prison and the language he used both about exile and his own early prison stay about shit like "getting better" through punishment. of course, punitive justice as a norm is kind of ingrained in our own society (just look at the rhetoric around deserving in this fandom, lmao, which speaks more than well enough for itself) and of course that reflects onto the dream smp as well, considering how many of the characters talk quite freely about the idea of punishment/deserving/what have you, but few characters are quite as obviously a stickler for rule-following as c!dream and exile and then prison are uhhh definitely on the more extreme end of things. anyway. just some food for thought

[wayfayrr]

The Menace is back with a Self-Aware ask and your weekly words. So here we go with the Self-Aware!

So I think about a Self-Aware Wind and Spirit would be a good idea. You ask who Spirits is? Well the Link from Spirit Tracks because I'm sure he is a reincarnation of Wind as there were things that wouldn't make sense if he was the same. Niko is old but Spirit isn't, Zelda and Spirit don't recognise each other, Spirit doesn't have a sister or a grandma only old man Niko and Niko tells him the story of Wind Waker and Phantom Hourglass.

I believe that Wind tries to be sneaky like when Reader looks away he turns his head towards them. Reader also catched him a few times but just thought their eyes were playing tricks on them same with Spirit. But I think it would be interesting when both of them break out at the same time.

Like the scenario is like that. Reader plays Phantom Hourglass on their DS and their little/older sibling comes to them as they are stuck somewhere in Spirit Tracks and it was Reader's game after all, they don't know that Spirit planned it. So Reader just say leave it with them and put their DS down to look at the problem. Only to notice that it seems as there isn't one, Link just runs around the overworld. So Reader thinks it's a glitch and runs around with Spirit to find a next town, they are really far away if you don't use the train. So Wind gets jealous and looks for methods to get their attention. How? He runs out of the safety zone from Bellum's temple and has a monster running after his life. So if Reader plays with sound on they immediately switch DSs to save Wind. And these two do that the whole time. Oh, there is the train geek? Sorry Spirit, but Wind just fell down somewhere and Reader has to go the whole way back so they don't lose progress and heal him. Oh, Wind has a puzzle that Reader tries to solve? Sorry Wind, but Spirit just rolled against a tree with a bees/horns nest, Reader has to save him. Oh, Spirit sees and Overworld Boss and it does nothing and Reader wants to take pictures of it T posing?! Sorry Spirit, But Wind needs their help as he lost all of the ore for smith Zauz and now has to collect them again!! Oh, Wind just got a heart container after he defeated a boss?! Well Sorry Wind But Spirits RUNS ON WATER! OH LOOK WIND FELL DOWN FROM THE BOAT AND NEEDS TO BE SAVED!! SORRY SPIRIT, BUT YOUR JESUS JOURNEY HAS TO BE CUT SHORT!! OH READER FINALLY FOUNDS THE TRAIN?! WELL EXCUUUSEE ME SPIRIT BUT WIND RAN INTO FREAKING BELLUM IN THE OVERWORLD!!! OH...

And so on. These two will go into extreme lengths to get Readers attention on one of them. So they will probably break out as Reader didn't fold any of the two DS to help their parents who called them. But at first the two will fight. Obviously they love Wind more they played his games a dozens of time! Nooo, they love Spirit more they could've given him back to their sibling but they didn't he was still there. When Reader returns they just demand to know who Reader's favourite is. Reader completely stunned as both games start talk to them think they go nuts as they pulled an all-nighter before. The two won't stop and slammed against the glass until it breaks and... why are they so small? Why is Reader so tall?! WHY ARE THESE TWO HERO CHIBIS!? AND WHY HAS ONE OF THEM A JOB!?!

And your words are.

Sacrifice

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Arsonist

Ice blue

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Hello menace! you've discovered one of my utter weaknesses that I've never mentioned on here - spirit is my son/lh/j. I love that silly little train kiddo, he's just! So silly goofy!!!

also firm believer that if they both get out - or actually speak to one another then they'll get along really really well. they're twins and I can't be convinced otherwise.

I think the idea of them both spiting the other until reader leaves them both to go and destress would be an eye opener to the both of them, being bitter and not working together is worse for BOTH of them. Of course they'll both bicker about who is the favourite but when push comes to shove, two is always more effective than one.

ALSO LITTLE MENACE SPIRIT???? LOVE HIM oh he deserves to be an absolute little shit for attention, he's just a baby that can do no wrong after all!!!! just a tiny little guy!!!! Baby boy!!!!! he's got his train so now he just needs his older sib's attention!!! so what if he has to mess with someone else's game to do that - it worked so how can you hate him for it?

also the jesus journey bit is actually sending me- he's so desperate for attention he'll break all the rules in order to keep your eyes on him ;-; hopefully you won't reset his game seeing as he's breaking it so much now

heheheheheh tiny baby spirit who can sit in your hand or a baby wind who can fit in your pockets they're just little tiny babies!!!!! little itty bitty guys!!!!! (reminds me of some imgs peep's sent in asks lmao) so what if they shouldn't be there! now they are and that's your problem to deal with!!! they won't cause issues - pinky promise <3

(both of these guys are by @artsy-moonwalker, I adore these two little guys beyond belief and spirit looking so scruffy is just so!!!!!! literally baby and I love him so!!!)

as for the words hmmmmm, I think I'll go with ice blue for this one (sorry for the late response too, I know these were last week's after all)

[novalightz-exe]

DMC High School AU Ideas

Bestie and I were spitballing ideas while playing video games together, and here's what we came up with. I wish I could use this font AND the bullet point thing at the same time, but I guess I can't have nice things smfh.

Vergil:

1000% a theater kid

Overworked straight-A student

If the school setting has uniforms, he wears it properly every day

If the school doesn't use uniforms, he dresses preppy

Not sure if there's an equivalent to "advanced placement" (AP) classes in Europe, but he'd take AP English courses so that he could read more books

Would stick to Dante and his friends during lunch (Dante would make sure he wouldn't get bullied for reading @ the table (that's his job /lh))

Either that or he'd stay inside his fav English teacher's classroom to eat and talk about books/writing with

Is "forced" by Sparda and Eva to come and support Dante at his sports-ball (keeping it very general so people can get creative with what sport Dante would play) games

Pretends to be uninterested in Dante's matches and reads the whole time

Once Dante's games are over, Vergil surprises his brother with in-depth critiques of his team's strategies. If Dante's team loses he then tells Dante to lock the fuck in and that he can do better next time (Vergil really wants to see his brother win)

At home, Vergil offers to do skirmishes with Dante to help him prepare for the next sports-ball game

Dante:

Jock; does sports-ball

If the school has uniforms, he wears them "wrong" and doesn't bother to fix it

If the school doesn't have uniforms, he wears 2000s emo fashion

Mayhaps Dante meets Lady and Trish cause they're cheerleaders

Either joins a band or plays the electric guitar solo in his shared room with Vergil. Sometimes, Vergil gets annoyed; other times, he's chill. Depends on the song

If we go down the band idea, he could meet Lady and Trish through this instead

Does the bare minimum to pass classes. He's smarter than he actually comes off, but he doesn't care to put in the effort like Vergil. Grades don't define him.

Dante gets SUPER invested in Vergil's theater productions. They read lines together before bed sometimes.

He catches Vergil rehearsing long after his sports practice sessions are done and has to drag his brother out of the school's theater or else he'd starve

On show nights, Dante makes sure to grab front-row seats (rip to the people behind him and his parents; they won't be able to see shit cause the whole family is stupid tall LMAO)

When everyone is bowing at the end, Dante is ALWAYS THE LOUDEST ONE IN THE CROWD, CHEERING AND CLAPPING LIKE A MAD MAN

"THAT'S MY TWIN BROTHER RIGHT THERE!!!" *cue Vergil's face getting extremely red while his expression is like >:l*

Other silly stuffs:

Vergil gets the top bunk, Dante gets the bottom bunk

Dante kicks Vergil's bunk bed from below to annoy the fuck out of him

"WOULD YOU MIND??? I'M TRYING TO READ!!!" "And I'm bored. *kick*"

Headlocks, noogies, they'd probably punch each other too sometimes

They have a collective snack stash in their room

Take turns using the record player in their room. They have vinyl collections

Vergil has a locked box full of poems he's written (poor guy is embarrassed about being in touch with his feelings) and Dante has never found the key to open it

Just wanted to write all this out for funsies. Hope y'all enjoyed the ideas!

[fireflysbah]

( **SEMI-URGENT, NO DESPERATE RUSH BUT WOULD BE PREFERRED SOON!!** )

Helloo!! Could we maybe get a Large pack for a Jade Harley ( Homestuck ) and cTommyinnit ( DSMP ) mixtive who's extremely over the top canine and whimsy / twee centric?? Preferably a general protector, relationship trauma holder, mood booster, and more if you can think of them!! Very fun and energetic but has moments of low mood due to source trauma memories!! We thank you extremely much!!!

~ @bassies-bah ( 🍓🦴 )

Yes of course! Whipping up a hyper canine, with whimsy twee <3

. Look over the Gardenscapes to find them! 🍓

URGENT ! L MIXTIVE OF JADE HARLEY AND C!TOMS

Name ... Jade, Hayden, Harley, Quincy, Florence, Thomas, Tommy, Adaline, Simon, Exile, Dusk, Daria, Annie, Ray, Rae, Rayland, Raylin, Taylor, Tucker, Tax, Tux, Buck, Brick, Bruno Age ... 16 years of age Prns ... They/Bee/Paw/Pup/Whimsy/Rainbow/Rain/Tear/Nostalgic, She/He/It/Dull/Doll Labels ... Over the top canine, Puppymoonic, Boygirlthing, Androgynous wh0re /lh, lonely mf Species ... Animal Hybrid; Humanoid, Puppy

Aesthetics ... Golden retriever, whimsy, twee Moodboard ...

Roles ... Relationship Trauma Holder, General Protector, Mood booster, Syskid - in the childhood trauma holder way? yk?? Source ... Mixtive of C!Tommy and Jade Harley Sign offs ... -InnitHarley (innit pronounced more like Isn't it in this case lol) Alter Type ... Social butterfly, very talkative, mixtive, source connected for comfort, Front triggers ... C!Tommy edits on Tiktok, watching/interacting with homestuck media. Memories ... Canon C!Tommy memories, Canon Jade Harley Memories. Non canon - an abusive relationship (never physical - very emotionally toxic). - DM for more details <3 /nf

Likes ... Reading in the rain, dancing in the rain, basically just anything to do with the rain!! Dislikes ... people who yell a lot (not in the hyper way, just in the like- ick way) Hobbies ... Writing Poetry, Farming/Gardening Music taste ... Boom

Comfort Food ... Grilled Cheese with bacon strips on it (if vegan or vegetarian: Grilled cheese dipped in tomato sauce/soup) Typing Quirk ... ALL CAPS SOMETIMES LIKE THIS - or l1k3 th1s - sometimes even uses a rainbow emoji as punctuation🌈

Pets ...

Pupperoni <3

-- I really enjoyed doing this one! I hope you like!!

[who-let-a-bird-in]

Batfamily mer au

Bruce - Tiger shark

Tiger sharks are generally a solitary species, the coloring fits him (usually grey with darker grey stripes, although the stripes fade as they get older), they’re one of the largest species of shark and just like have you seen Bruce?

Kate - Stingray

Stingrays are actually the closest relatives to sharks, so since Kate is Bruce’s cousin I think it would make sense for her to be something similarly related to sharks while not being a shark herself. Some stingrays have specialized jaws that allow them to crush sculls, and I think that sounds cool for one thing and for another could be kind of fitting considering that Kate has killed. Some stingrays are also able to change color over the course of a few days to adapt to their habitats, so I kind of imagine Kate being a brownish red color or a dark grey, stingrays also tend to be non-aggressive to humans until they’re threatened

Dick - Redtoothed Triggerfish

So first of all the coloring was enough. But these fish also always seem to be grinning which exposes their red teeth, similar to how child Dick would fucking laugh during fights and stuff, something that should be cute but is a little objectively terrifying. They’re also more peaceful than other triggerfish but can become more violent/aggressive with age, they have a special swimming style because of the shape of their fins, many of them are solitary but some of them stay in groups

Barbara - Crystal Jelly

They’re a species of jellyfish create a green fluorescent protein and two different bioluminescent proteins which causes its green-blue coloring (I’m colorblind, that’s how I saw it described), they’re almost entirely transparent and colorless, these jellyfish were the reason a 2008 Nobel prize in chemistry was awarded, one of the main reasons I picked jellyfish for Barbra though is that jellyfish don’t swim in a traditional way. The only way a jellyfish can swim is by squeezing the top of their body (the bell) and ejecting water in the opposite direction to push themselves forward, and even with that they’re some of the most efficient swimmers in the entire ocean. And idk, I really like the fact that when dc actually let Barbra be disabled they gave her actual limitations but she still found ways to work with them and still be herself, so in an au like this where it would realistically be a bit harder for her then other batfamily members it kinda made sense to me

Jason - red-tailed black shark

So these actually aren’t sharks at all they’re closer related to carp, but they’re extremely small (Robin!jason?) around 6 inches (16 cm), they’re very territorial and harass other fish when they enter their territory, juveniles tend to be calmer then adults

Cass - Blacktip reef shark

Genuinely one of my favorite sharks. So usually blacktip reef sharks are fairly skittish and avoid humans, but when humans wade into the water near them they do bite, they can be found up to 75 meters deep but usually stay in shallow waters, they’re generally a smaller species of shark and fall prey to things like tiger sharks, but they’re still an apex predator.

Tim - sockeye salmon

They’re a type of mainly red but also green salmon, they can be anywhere from 2 feet long to 2 foot 9, most sockeye salmon start out in freshwater as children before going to the ocean, then once again returning to freshwater as adults (so maybe Tim meeting the rest of the batfamily while going to the ocean and just staying)

Stephanie - Purple Tang

Just the color was enough to pick this for Steph, but some other reasons: younger purple tang are described as “cryptic” and tend to hide a lot which reminds me of the very beginnings of spoiler, while they can be generally peaceful others can be aggressive and territorial, and they’re very active fish

Duke - Pacific sea nettle

It was so hard to find a bioluminescent yellow jellyfish./lh they have a golden bell (kind of like the head) and can grow to be up to a meter, their carnivorous and use their tentacles and toxins to find food, and produce bioluminescent glow that lights up their tenticals

Damian - Spiny Dogfish

So despite the name this is actually a type of shark (I thought it would make sense for Damian to be a shark since Bruce is), they have two spines and there’s actually a comic series that gave Damian a replacement spine (we don’t talk about why. I’m only using the information for my benefit.), the spines are used defensively and they can arch their backs to pierce whatever is holding them and also make a venom, they hunt in packs up to a thousand and are very aggressive hunters (league maybe?)

I’m not actually (probably) writing a fic or anything about this, but if you are, feel free to use some of these!

[piastri44]

The issue is not ‘all other fans send drivers hate after an incident on track’ - the issue is all the Colapinto fans sending death threats and all the other horrific verbal abuse at a driver that was rightfully given a seat in F1, as decided by professionals that run the team. But no, of course, a bunch of ‘fans’ absolutely know better than them, and Colapinto should of course be given the seat. The amount of comments I seen from Colapinto ’fans’ wishing a crash resulting in death for Doohan is ridiculous. And now the situation with Yuki, which Colapinto was so clearly in the wrong for, and all of the Colapinto fans have the absolute nerve to scream that everyone is being racist or xenophobic towards THEM? For calling them out on the horrific things that they say? Go take a read at Yuki’s comments or literally any tweet under the Colapinto tag on X and tell me which fans are being racist and xenophobic. The problem is not all fans sending hate, that won’t ever change - the issue is Colapinto fans being psychopaths that send death threats and threats of extreme violence alongside some of the absolute worst racist and xenophobic remarks I have ever seen - then crying victim. Just watch, he’ll have an incident on track with Hamilton and maybe then you’ll see just how vicious and racist the rest of his fans are, they will attack anyone. You are not the victims that you think you are. Grow up. As for Colapinto telling his fans to stop the harassing comments, he hasn’t, he reposted something his manager put out. There is a very big difference. It’s a shame really because I did genuinely think Colapinto was a nice guy and a semi-decent driver - but his fans have me wishing he’ll fuck up his 5 races now. Although that would mean Paul Aron would be subject to the onslaught from the Colapinto fans - so maybe not.

Sorry but ALL? All Colapinto fans are sending death threats? All Colapinto fans????? I'm not gonna read all that when you're doing exactly what I'm saying you all people do.

This has happened before, not so long ago in 2021 Verstappen fans were sending death threats to Lewis because of Silverstone '21. God, even RBR had to release a statement to stop the harassment.

When Ricciardo was in McLaren he was also receiving all kinds of hate.

When Mick Schumacher didn't perform as expected, people began a horrible hate train in which they'd call him all types of names and even wishing him to dword.

This year, when Colapinto was announced, a lot of JD fans sent him death threats. They used photos of Senna and said they wish Colapinto had the same ending (at Imola of all places).

Going back to Verstappen fans, they constantly harass people who are wearing LH merch at Zandvoort.

And I could go on and on.

You're pointing out things that already exist in this sport. But why are you mad at ALL Argentinian fans if you never were mad at everything I mentioned before? You, of all people, are being xenophobic and racist. It's not all Colapinto fans, it's not the entirety of a nation, it's only a couple of dickheads, just like in everything I listed before. Hate will always be there, you just happened to be mad for another reason and that's called: xenophobia.

This exact same thing happened with Checo and his fans. Latino people just can't win!!!

[rufpup47]

Y’know what? Fuck it, Khan angst (+ Khori angst) info dump.

(Long ahh rambling under the cut 💀 )

Obviously when N and Uzi were confirmed to be in a relationship with one another, Nori was not happy about the idea of- y’know- her daughter dating the thing that “killed” her, (/lh) but honestly, I feel like the “grudge” that Nori held (at least how I interpret it as) wasn’t much against the fact that N’s species was literally the thing that presumably killed her, but more like a “mom going into protective mode because her daughter is dating someone who she is suspicious of because of worrying that this person is not a good influence on her kid” kinda thing.

I’d like to think, in post-canon logic, that Nori would have at some point came around because she realized how much of a positive impact N has made on Uzi’s life. How much N genuinely cares for and loves Uzi—that he is good for her.

Nori would also have eventually came around and forgave both N and V. Of course she’ll never forgive their species as a whole, but Nori understands that it wasn’t their choice— N and V are still their own people behind all the murder.

This is something Nori has at this point (at least I would hope to believe so) has long processed fully and now is at peace with. She has moved on from her past— because if she wasn’t, for example, her main focus might wouldn’t have been find the patch to save Uzi, it would have probably been destroy all the murder drones to take revenge. And plus, it has been implied already that the events of her getting attacked has an extremely long time gap between the time when the pov of Uzi in the show actually starts. She has long moved on from all of it. She’s living in the present.

So basically TL;DR,

Nori has long moved on from the events in her past. She has learned to accept what happened and moved on long ago. It’s in the past now. She can’t stay stuck in it forever.

So here is where the Khan (+ Khori angst) comes in. 😈😈😈

Like I have just stated, Nori has moved on.

But Khan… still has not.

Khan definitely has never gotten the chance to process everything that has happened in the past— he is still holding that grudge because of all the pent up rage, sadness, and guilt that he has never learned to properly process. Because of his poor coping mechanisms/skills, he bottles up— he would try everything he can to make sure no one would ever see this kind of weakness in him. Ever. He just can’t allow that. Not right now…

So I feel like the conflict between these two situations could lead up to some kind of… important plot-point!

Nori tries to help Khan move on from his past, Khan learns how to process his emotions better, and at the same time, they both develop as people and grow stronger in their relationship with one another!

Uhhh, anyway- insane yap over lmfao-

[alter-bartender]

Hello friend, we had a couple new fragments and saw you have their source in your media list so I came to pester /vsilly

Could we get a level 2 red velvet cookie from crk? We'd love to see what you give us :) /nf

~🦋🗝 (i believe that's our tag /lh)

bloop! HI buddy! Welcome back

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જ⁀➴NAMES- Red velvet

જ⁀➴PRNS- He/she/it/they

જ⁀➴AGE- 27/40s

જ⁀➴GENDER- Bigender!

જ⁀➴SPECIES- Cookie!

જ⁀➴ SEXUALITY- Abrosexual

જ⁀➴ROLES- Little caretaker, beast master, Bodies caretaker (helps you shower, feed yourself, etc)

જ⁀➴LIKES- ADORESSSS PETS OF ANY KIND!! Drinking tea, long walks, the wilderness, reading, strawberries and alone time

જ⁀➴DISLIKES- Idiots. Mostly lol. Like I said he SEEMS broody and the type to hate everything and everyone but hes pretty mild.

જ⁀➴PERSONALITY- Extremwly overprotective about those he cares about. For a ex military general he has a big heart and is extremely caring- if you’re close enough to him to experience this at all of course. He very often seems/ comes across as broody and closed off to those he doesn’t know. Very vocal about things he doesn’t like but willing to compromise if you ask nicely enough-✨

Mostly just a tired old man who loves the kids he looks after to death/pos

જ⁀➴FACECLAIM-

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[Requests open!!] 🌙

[psilliguykai]

Allow me to re-introduce you to William McSprout of William’s Wanton Weary Wiles!

I wanted to release the full story for this AU, but the old ref sheets have been haunting me since I released them (I’ve just. never been happy with how they turned out) and I finally feel in a place to do them a little more justice. I’ll be posting the other re-draws (there’s minor design tweaks too but not enough to count as full on re-designs) soon too.

Updated character info under the cut:

- Works at a small grocery/general tourist store

- Still does music as a hobby, but pretty much nothing beyond messing around on a piano or uke and singing covers. He's uploaded a couple to youtube that have like 200 views but will probably blow up in a decade when they resurface ^^ /lh

- Likes to do more visual arts in his free time. He can't draw shit, but he's an excellent sculptor and pretty decent at clothes altering (sewing, dyeing, bleaching, etc.) and jewelry making. + makeup of course

- Spends his extra money on video games. Probably sneaks into his friends' colleges to use their arts equipment or smth /lh

- Not aware of HMS, though they’re aware of him. Mostly just feels a general sense of dissonance during splits, rather than Knowing the presence of these Multiple Actual Guys. Can’t interact with Marybell, same as HMS can’t (directly) interact with the “Real World”.

- Mood Swings and very mixed self esteem. He’s simultaneously the worst most lazy rotten thing to ever deface this earth and also extremely talented and cool and strong and the best and anyone who doesn’t like him is simply Wrong and should fuck off [<- all in his eyes. whatever he “actually” is is up to you :]]]

- Not particularly he's actually fairly self aware and emotionally intelligent. Unfortunately knowing and caring/doing something about it are not the same :') He is ultimately a caring guy and he Will [haha] be there for the people he cares about when they need him.

- He doesn’t like to burden other people with his problems and will usually just kinda either A: disappear when things are getting messy for him personally. Or B: try to convince both himself and others that “things are great!!” [<- lies] and distract himself with parties, going out to drink, etc.

- His sleep schedule is fucked and no one can tell if it's affecting him or if he's just Like That

- He’s a solid 6’2 with an intimidating and fairly confident stature. He’s generally high-energy and outgoing when he's not going through a depressive episode.

- His favorite food is American cheese and this is honestly the character trait I think about the most. I need you to understand. He's tasted and enjoys other cheese too. He's extremely knowledgeable and has passed several blind taste-tests while drunk. He just really fucking loves American cheese for some reason idk man