thinking abt an au where dazai convinces chuuya to ditch the pm and join the ada and he gives chuuya his trench coat bc "its tradition for new recruits to receive a piece of clothing from the person who brought them in"
also chuuya totally has to hem it and it STILL is nearly floor-length and he has to actually tie its belt and it goes off his shoulders (yk like that one official art that everyone loves you know the one)
dazai's like “chuuya you dont actually have to wear it if it really is too big we literally have a 21 cm height diff i understand”
but chuuya is so adamant on wearing it bc its the first sign he's gone into the light and it reminds him of detective murase and its a gift from dazai he can't just not wear the oversized trench coat
UPDATE: I drew it
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kunichuuranzai is great actually because it combines my favorite bsd ship (kunichuuzai) with one of the funniest bsd ships (chuuran) and one of my favorite dynamics to study (dazairanpo) and also between the three of them, chuuya dazai and ranpo probably break every single one of kunikida's ideals for his future spouse in one way or another. which is basically the number one way to make kunikida fall in love with you
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can you imagine there’s been a reward of 700,000 yen for YEARS for whoever can guess what profession your weird coworker had before he joined this organisation and naturally you’re stumped bc this guy is capital S Strange he’s a fucking freak he could literally have done anything and then you do finally find out bc this chucklefuck goes ‘i was in the literal mafia 😋’ id be so mad
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i loveeeee interacting with fandoms but only in the way that i want to. "i hate this ship they're so oversaturated" i only see them when i want to! "have you heard about the discourse around this plot point" no! and i will not! "oh my god this big account just got called out" okay! don't care!
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Kunikida owns a motorbike that he doesn't drive anymore(in storage) but he ends up talking about all things motor related with Chuuya and ends up getting it back out again and Dazai finds out when Kunikida and Chuuya come to pick him up for a date and they both show up on their motorbikes and he's completely shocked and swoons over his two hot motorbike boyfriends .
(Please someone make this into reality!!!)
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although im far away
i know ill stay, i know ill stay, right there with u
though it might be too late
what would u say? what would u say? what would u do?
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u ever think about how maybe for a period of time Dazai knew that kunikida blew up but had no idea what happened afterwards/if he was even alive :>??
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