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the best thing to come out of bsd fics is actually whoever decided that rashomon likes atsushi a lot

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everybody acts like dazai joining the ada with no resume or recorded history is the outlier among ada employees but their main hiring requirement is basically a glorified vibe check. the founding detective was kicked out of the police academy. their second employee was a war criminal. they hire orphanage rejects with bounties who have no formal education. a random farm kid became a detective. a child assassin. whatever the hell tanizaki has going on. honestly i'm pretty sure kunikida is the only ada employee who knows what a resume even is.

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And the weekly moment of silence for what Bones cut goes to!!! Fyozai sillies

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no more "in my humble opinion", from now on it's "from my grandiose and objectively correct deductions".

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screenshot edits of meursault ranpoe

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fic where akutagawa gets invited for drinks w/ chuuya on a night he's planning on staying in with atsushi and spending some time together but no one knows that theyre dating so he panics and tells chuuya that he has to go to his cat

and chuuya is confused about akutagawa having a cat and a few drinks in he's like "i have to go pet that cat right now" so he shows up at akutagawa's place, a little tipsy, bouncing on his feet, excited as hell to see akutagawa's cat but there's no cat </3

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dtiys entry I did for insayntea’s post on instagram!! check her post out!

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Know that these are the same person

We love the duality ✨

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🦝.

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alternatively, Dazai is dead, everyone is out of commission, Fukuchi is about to end the world, Aya does not succeed in pulling the sword out, everything is just as bad and desperate as it seems.

And then local 10-year-old Aya who has so much on her shoulders and is witnessing it all first-hand gets the coolest most conveniently specific "you're a failure, start over" time manipulation ability

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skk highschool au Verlaine goes to meet Dazai's brother for the first time expecting him to be just as intolerable as Dazai but Oda turns out to be the normalest guy ever. In fact Oda doesn't even know he's meeting his brothers bf's guardian. They meet at a coffee shop and Oda is like "ok I apologize on my brothers behalf how much money is it? I'm in bit of a pinch rn but I swear I can pay you back if you give me a few months" and verlaine is like "?? what" and Oda goes "wait you're not here because Dazai caused property damage and u want a restitution?" And Verlaine says "No your brother is dating my brother?" Oda blinks at him and goes "Oh. Ohhhh. Yeah yeah sorry I forgot about that you see I haven't slept in 2 days I have 5 children and my bf is a government worker"

"And your brother is Dazai?" "And my brother is Dazai"

That's how Verlaine realizes it's not a family problem. Dazai is just like that.

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i cant i just cant-

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if ur part of the bsd fandom perhaps Be my friend ... maybe ...?

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umm *twilight movie quote*

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thinking about the fact that ranpo is smarter than both fyodor and dazai, but he considers poe to be like, the only guy to ever rival him in intellect.

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the lack of q is outrageous, i should feature them more

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Determined to never get into Bungou Stray Dogs simply so I never lose the ability to innocently google a famous novelist and get caught off guard with search results like this