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cultofsappho · 2 years ago

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don't get me wrong, I'm excited for the rwrb movie and I think Taylor's gonna be great. I'm hyped

BUT

I gave myself a damn good laugh imaging how much Alex would hate these sunglasses

like, Alex would laugh his ass off at this cryptobro, hypebeast, nft ass shit

tell me I'm wrong

#rwrb #red white and royal blue #alex claremont diaz #bro seeing that red carpet picture while high out of my mind was a hilarious experience #i was in fight or flight #and my only reaction was #alex would never #and if he did #henry would never let him live it down

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kayjaydee17 · 1 year ago

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My only critique for the Red, White and Royal Blue trailer at this point is that Alex Claremont-Diaz would be ASHAMED to be associated with that pathetic excuse for a covert ass-grab

#red white and royal blue #most lackluster thing I've ever seen in my life #Alex would NEVER

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sofiaruelle · 1 year ago

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You look sporty today! 🏀🏈⚽️

#doodle #stardew valley #stardew valley alex #stardew alex #he’s such a gym bro #but like the healthy positive himbo kind yknow #its all about the grind and the gains bro #but make it healthy at your own pace #i lowkey feel like he’ll never go pro mostly because he’s had an knee injury #but he goes back to college after a gap year in junior year but for like sports medicine #and maybe he part times as a gym teacher/works as a zumba intructor for the ladies of pelican town #either way sports medicine and he adopts like a super healthy mindset and would be able to help shane and his recovery process

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tiptoethewordsgo · 3 months ago

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i love how gravity falls ended 7 years ago and yet an image of soos still managed to destroy the internet

#if i was alex hirsch i would literally never shut up about this #like oh ur being mean to me?? did an image of YOUR character cause mass hysteria?? didnt think so #gravity falls #the book of bill #book of bill #gravity falls soos #bill cipher #standford pines #stanley pines #dipper and mabel

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yrsonpurpose · 10 months ago

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Shut up, stop talking.

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rockingtheorange · 6 months ago

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TayNick soulmating

(Clip from @/jfuentes on ig)

#im never shutting up about how firstprince they are #nick explaining serious stuff and tzp going like “yeah we basically soulmates”#*Taylor breathing* Nick “I MUST LAUGH”#like it's so serious to him #Nick would laugh at everything just because its tzp #also tzp being serious for max 2 mins is so Alex of him #taylor zakhar perez #nicholas galitzine #tzp #henry fox mountchristen windsor #alex claremont diaz #firstprince #rwrb movie #rwrb #red white and royal blue #casey mcquiston #matthew lópez

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chteretree · 2 months ago

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This has been rattling around in my head for the past month.

Also it’s been over a decade since the last time I drew an axolotl!!

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ryliith · 3 months ago

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I love chubby Shane headcanons 🛐🛐🛐🛐

#stardew valley #this wouldn't happen tho #they would never be so mean to each other #shane sdv #sdv #shane stardew valley #fanart #artists on tumblr #sdv fanart #stardew valley fanart #sam sdv #sam stardew valley #alex sdv #alex stardew valley

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pers3phone399 · 4 months ago

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i don’t think anything in life will fill me with the same type of complete, unadulterated joy i feel watching rekha shankar and brennan lee mulligan verbally spar in the dome over an absolutely bonkers pitch

#dimension 20 #dimension 20 never stop blowing up #never stop blowing up #nsbu #nsbu spoilers #d20 #d20 spoilers #rekha shankar #brennan lee mulligan #and the combined efforts of rekha and izzy this season has such an immaculate energy #i am being reduced to tears every episode and we’re not even half way through #WITH jacob and alex too???#absolutely maddest table by far emily axford would be proud #it’s about la famiglia not los enemigos

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carebooks · 6 months ago

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i’m sure someone talked about this when jatp first came out but i just rewatched it in years. (not because i forgot about it, not because i didn’t like it, but because it hurt so much to know this show wasn’t getting renewed and i had to avoid it in order to protect myself)

something i just love about the show is how they never bash on any other types of music. and each character has more than one genre of music to like.

yes, Sunset Curve was a rock band and Julie and the Phantoms are more rock indie/alternative rock band.

but that doesn’t stop Reggie from liking country music, “I shred on the banjo,” and Jeremy Shada later on actually writing and performing “Home Is Where My Horse Is” (which I recommend heavily).

that doesn’t stop Alex from getting into Dirty Candi’s bubblegum pop music and dancing alongside Carrie on stage, (and how hard it must be for Carrie, who’s father is a rock musician, and how his fans must hate that his daughter is a fem bubblegum pop musician)

that doesn’t stop Luke from absolutely going insane over Caleb’s first performance, “The Other Side of Hollywood” with it’s 20’s era vibe and Broadway level intensity. (he was also into more classic rock as shown when he tried playing a song that Bobby/Trevor stole for Julie) (and lets not forget that he can also make the most emotional ballad of alternative rock)

and that doesn’t stop Julie from alternating between piano, rock music, pop verses, love ballads, and indie rock. and she and Flynn never once talk badly about Carrie’s music genre.

everyone can have more than one type of music they’re interested in or just show appreciation for instead of bashing it or disregarding it and i love that this show did this.

#Flynn just didn’t like that Carrie was using her dad’s money for costumes and big choreography lessons #but she never criticized her for her bubblegum pop music #im pretty sure julie was also slightly piano classically trained #also #i think i could be making it up in my head but i still like it for her #also her brother is into rap; another music genre added there #show me who wrote this first; i would like to reblog and thank them for their controbution years earlier #bc im convinced im not the first one to notice this #julie and the phantoms #julie molina #luke patterson #alex mercer #reggie peters #sunset curve #carrie wilson #jatp

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yoohyeon · 5 months ago

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Just a goofy girl 🥰🧡

Do not repost

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gregorygerwitz · 7 months ago

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I just think it's funny that...

the loudest part of this fandom has been begging for queer!Buck for years. but, the second they actually give the fandom what they want, and Buck has a canon boyfriend, a date he is taking to his sister's wedding, someone he can't stop thinking about, that's... wrong?

you got the rep you were begging for. we have the actor and the rest of the cast openly saying a character is bisexual. we are getting exactly what we asked for.

but now it's not good enough because it's not exactly who you want him to be with?

the definition of bisexuality is not I love every single woman in the world and that one guy. there are a million essays on this very site that go into exactly how biphobic that mindset actually is. it perpetuates the finer details of the patriarchy that everyone hates until it serves their purpose.

you're allowed to not ship something, but to say it's not canon or block a wiki page from being edited to state their relationship is actually extremely biphobic. you got what you want and now you're attacking it. I think that says a lot more about you than it says about the writers who are denying you something they never promised in the first place.

#alex says things #911 #911 fandom #911 fandom discourse #fandom discourse #biphobia #never thought i'd see BUDDIE SHIPPERS being this fucking biphobic #with their whole chests even #evan buckley #buck buckley #evan buck buckley #also to emphasize: the fan wiki that can be edited so freely #and be blocked from edits that would simply state CANON DEVELOPMENTS #is not a reliable source for any information unless you can find the episode/scene/interview/article it is from

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aracariwren · 2 months ago

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A bunch of doodles of some Miitopia default/promo Miis and a lot of flowers because I love them so much,,,

#mii #miitopia #miitopia fanart #cpu mii #wii sports #wii sports club #miitopia promo miis #miitopia thief #miitopia alex #miitopia seth #miitopia scientist #miitopia adam #miitopia will #miitopia imp #miitopia marie #miitopia red #miitopia flower #miitopia maria #miitopia mila #my art #I'd like to think that the 3DS defaults and the Switch defaults would get along and be friends #but I also really like the headcanon that the 3DS Miis were the first heroes of Miitopia and they become these legendary figures in history #by the time the Switch Miis come about when the curse resurfaces the 3DS Miis are long gone but still remembered through songs and stories #I wonder how much pressure the Switch Miis would feel living up to their legacy or how jarring it is for them to see the 3DS Miis' faces #eh maybe I'll make a separate post about these silly headcanons later idk #anyway #my favorite wii u cpu mii is steven bc he was my first friend from the travelers' hub in miitopia :D #I also arranged all the flowers on the difficulty chart and by color bc I swear that when I was drawing them I never ran out of reds

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fishermansfoe · 3 months ago

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just finished episode 9. and look it was good. i am however SO GRATEFUL to alex for disrupting that box of doom passing fuckery, not only because it was a fabulous character choice but also because it was really starting to feel like brennan was a youth group leader feeling himself and they were all discussing a particularly meaningful bible verse.

#dimension 20 #dropout #d20 nsbu #never stop blowing up #never stop blowing up spoilers #alex song xia #usually i love brennan and the gang’s crazy inspiring rambles #HOWEVER.#this was like… setting off some youth group icks in me #i firmly believe brennan could start a cult #and it would be successful

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waytooinvested · 7 months ago

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Alex: Kara? What's wrong? You look like you're about to cry.

Kara: No, nothing. It's just... something that happened with Lena.

Alex: What did she do? Is she evil after all? Did she cheat on you? Do I need to kill her??

Kara: *sniffling* She just- she-

Alex: Woah, hey it's okay. Take a breath, then tell me what happened.

Kara: We were baking a cake for when Ruby and Sam come to visit. Everything was going great, we were having so much fun, and then I turned round and saw it...

Alex: You saw WHAT Kara???

Kara: The bowl! In the sink! Full of water!

Kara: I'd maybe have understood if she'd scraped it out herself rather than sharing it with me, but she didn't even eat it! She just... washed it up.

Kara: All that lovely cake batter, washed away down the drain like it was nothing. I'm not sure I can ever see her quite the same way after this.

Alex:

Alex: ...you eat the raw cake mix?

Kara: *clutching her heart dramatically* ET TU BRUTE?!

#supercorp #kara danvers #lena luthor #alex danvers #incorrect supercorp quote #crack #Et tu Brute?#Inspired by a real thing that happened with my wife one time when I washed up a mixing bowl before she had scraped it out #she made the smallest saddest sound ever #Like all her dreams had been washed away with the batter and she would never know joy again #Needless to say I always save her the bowl now

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juvian · 6 months ago

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Absol - Absol-ute disaster (AG107)

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