#alex stan

[chris-hartley]

My birthday present from @blueromantics was a picture of my “white boy of the year”, Kyle Gallner and I’m obsessed with it!!!

[mozart-1053]

[dooffirmations]

H E L L O ????

[paintedcrows]

Whenever Bill sees KingOfNJ's fics through Stan's eyes he just thinks they have the same taste in fanfiction (disgusting. unthinkable) continued

[leeseechkeens]

I recently found out they played Stan dating simulator

[hkthatgffan]

ALEX PLEASE! I CAN'T TAKE HANDLE THIS MUCH BABY BILL CONTENT IN ONE YEAR! 😭🥺

"These horrible wretched babies birthed from the pen of Emmy Cicierega."

[vanity-breaking]

you always see that gif or a screenshot of this scene but you need to hear the line delivery. it's so funny to me

[atalana]

but seriously i do find it so funny that ford was like OH GOD MY PRECIOUS REPUTATION after bill possessed him around other people for all of one night

and then he gets back to this dimension after thirty years and this is now the photo the press associates with his name

[l0verseyes]

MY FAMILYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[maniaeofmadness]

I am a firm believer that Stan and Mabel are not the "dumber" twins. They just aren't as interesting in 'nerd' stuff like Ford and Dipper are.

Stan was able to rebuild like 90% of the portal with only the 1 of the journals, most likely having to teach himself advanced mathematics and scientific theories to even understand what the thing is. It barely took him a few weeks to get the portal up and running after getting the other two journals. Not to mention how he was able to create a business and keep people entertained at his day job. The man is smart.

Mabel is able to create sweaters at the drop of a hat. If you don't know anything about knitting, it takes a lot of math and planning to be able to make a sweater, and Mabel is constantly making them for everyone around her. She made a full 2 act puppet shows with musical numbers and sets and well made puppets in like a week. She may not be interested in the 'nerd' stuff like Dipper, but she's creative and thinks in innovative ways.

Both of them are amazingly charismatic. They can make friends and bond with those around them easily, whether it be for business purposes like Stan or simply childlike positivity like Mabel.

They aren't dumb.

[murmaiderii]

PANEL HIGHLIGHTS

If Dipper were the one in a bubble instead of Mabel, his ideal world would be him and Ford starring in an x-files type show (with Dipper being the smarter one lmao). Mabel would have rescued Dipper just like he did her

Bill watches The Duchess Approves

He can’t tell us specifically if Dip and Mabe’s parents are divorced but he was talking about how his own parents are and he and Ariel stayed with their great aunt while the divorce was happening soooo

All of this part about Stan’s dreams https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTFxdxmDK/

Alex just giving a kid a free copy of TBOB just because

Alex wearing this fucking thing

[astronomic-explorer]

the reason no one noticed dipper was possessed in the puppet episode was because the only physical thing that changed were his eyes and the entire pines family are autistic and dont like eye contact

[lucigooseart]

stanley pines

grunkle gilf brain rot is going crazy rn guys. pls enjoy

[doubtingsalmon]

So, as luck would have it, I wound up winning a signed copy of The Book of Bill for donating during Alex Hirsch's recent charity stream! I got the book yesterday, and was delighted to find that he not only signed it but also drew the drawing request I'd submitted!!

I'd asked for a "Stan straight from the pages of Hunky Drifters Catalogue," and he sure delivered! So grateful to @shmalexsmirsch, and I'm hoping the other winners post theirs! I'd love to see them.

If you didn't know, Alex's GoFundMe for the LA Wildfire Relief Fund is still accepting donations!

[sc00bynatura1]

goofy drawing of my fav moment from the charity stream 💖🎤🦄

[latecomerfangirl]

J.K. Simmons returns as Stanford Pines!!!

Ford reads thirsty comments!