#alex reblogs

[xlittlestpet]

2 sleepy 2 exist rn so i am gna go to sleep

i was planning 2 crochet more bu t i dont want 2 go insane so you know

[alex-rambles]

Wheres my door doot

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[actual-changeling]

thank you for using this hellsite as intended.

reblogs are important, if you liked a post, reblog it! that is how posts are spread, that is how people get to see art and creations and fics. it makes creators very, very happy.

we have a long time until season three, let's make sure everyone feels appreciated.

[will41n]

have an etho. with a sword.

[alex-rambles]

Dawg is down bad but not in the good way 💀

I really be wanting a bunch of purple pixels to put me through an absolutely agonizing death 💀💀💀💀

[willgrahamscock]

Which betrayal was worse?

[milktea-grn]

all grown up🌲🌟

[fischyplier]

Funny bit but made me overthink and freak out a little

[alexandraisyes]

*Dumps them all in one cup*

come get ya juice

[juvian]

Pokemon ask game!

1.What’s your favorite Pokemon ?

2.Is there a Pokémon you hate / dislike ?

3.What’s your Favorite [add a Type] pokemon ?

4.What’s your favorite pokemon from gen [add a number] / region ?

5.What’s your favorite pokemon type ?

6.What’s your least favorite pokemon type

7.What’s your favorite Type combos

8.Who’s your favorite Baby pokemon ?

9.Who’s your favorite legendary Pokémon ?

10.Who’s your favorite mythical Pokémon ?

11.Favorite Pseudo legendary ?

12.What’s your favorite Shiny Pokemon ?

13.What’s your favorite Regional bird ?

14.What’s your favorite Pikaclone ?

15.What’s your favorite regional rodent ?

16.What’s your favorite Ultra beast ?

17.What’s your favorite Eeveelution ?

18.What’s your favorite Fossil pokemon ?

19.What’s your favorite starter ?

20.What’s your least favorite starter ?

21.What’s your favorite region ?

22.What’s your favorite pokemon game ?

23.What’s your favorite regional variant / Alternate form ?

24.What’s your favorite paradox pokemon ?

25.Do you have a favorite pokeball ?

26.What’s your favorite gen ?

27.Do you have a least favorite gen ?

28.Do you have a favorite pokedex entry ?

29.Who’s your favorite character from the anime ?

30.Who’s your favorite character from any Pokémon games ?

31.If you were a trainer what are the 6 Pokémon that would be on your team?

32.If you were from the pokemon world what career would you like to have ? (Ex: Trainer, coordinator, breeder, ect)

33.What pokemon you wish had a mega evolution ?

34.What Pokémon you wish had another variant / form ? What type would it be ?

35.Who was your first Starter ever ?

36.Do you remember your first Pokémon team ? If yes, which one was it ?

37.If you could choose one Pokémon to bring to life, which one would it be ?

38.If you were a gym leader of what type would your team be ? And which Pokémon would they be ?

39.If you have to create your own pokemon (known as fakemon) what would you like to create ?

40.What’s your favorite pokemon anime opening ?

41.Ask me my opinion on anything you want specifically !

[bleed-more]

Alex’s moment of clarity as he watches Seth die in his arms

Fan art for @studentfilmyoulying’s fanfic that I am extremely unwell about

[willgrahamscock]

I feel like now that I’ve officially ruined my digestive system, I’m qualified to tell you STOP EATING ANYTHING THAT HAS MOLD ON IT, which should have been common sense but I saw too many people on this post say that they also eat moldy bread.

[gregorygerwitz]

!!!FINANCIAL EMERGENCY!!!

I'm gonna put it plainly - the minimum amount we need in order to keep our apartment ($1800, by 11/26), get my repossessed car back ($1300, by 11/25), and finish the down payment on Kit's car (that she's had for two days) ($700, by 11/17) is $3800.

I'm setting our goal at $4000, just so we have a little wiggle room for gas, food, basic staying alive things, you know? Also in case I can't do math.

(I will be adding the amount from our paychecks to the "so far" count when we get paid this week)

UPDATE: I have added the amount from both of our paychecks today to the "so far" amount ($1,126.51 total between both of our checks on 11/13), and updated the estimate to get my car back, as well as when that payment is due.

UPDATE 2: we have paid the rest of the down payment for Kit's car! and we'll be able to pay rent on time with the paychecks we get between now and the end of the month! however... I'm going to be ~$300 short for getting my car back even after my next paycheck, so I'm setting a new, much smaller goal with that being the only thing we're aiming for!

UPDATE 3: hi again hello! My car has to be paid for BY 11/21, this Thursday! I’m still only gonna be $300 short, and if you send more than $10 and reach out to me through Tumblr messages, I I will happily take a short fic prompt! If you send more than $100 and want me to make you a small crochet blanket, do the same with a color scheme in mind!

Me (Alex) Paypal Venmo: amwallace95

Kit (@kitweewoos) Venmo: kitthekazoo (feel free to reach out to her for paypal)

SO FAR: $1,126.51/4000

SO FAR: $20/300

[amyackxrs]

[alexandraisyes]

HEY CHAT

SPECIFICALLY MY READERS

WHICH ONE AM I

i was thinking this morning about how i categorize fanfic authors that i enjoy like AKC breeds and decided to share my rubric with you:

the specialist: this author has a favorite kink or trope and has written 80% of the content in that tag. you know exactly what you’re getting. they have A Brand™️. no matter what other traits they display, dedicated rare pair authors belong here.

the chocolate box: essentially the exact opposite. this author will try anything once. they have 80+ works in the fandom with no discernible pattern. the shortest one is 268 words and the longest is well over 100k. this breed of author may or may not be related to:

the renaissance fan: they’ve written three things in your fandom: your favorite fic, your notp, and a bizarre crossover with a show you’ve never heard of. you hit “expand fandoms list” on their author page and have to scroll down twice to reach the bottom. whenever you curse the fact that you can’t legally commission fic writers, this is the author you’re thinking about.

the horn dog: they’re here for one thing and one thing only. if someone’s dick is not in another character’s mouth within 500 words, they apologize for it in the author’s notes. they have one (1) g-rated fic.

the rookie: this writer is usually young, new to fandom, or just got a beta-reader for the first time. their fics are a little all over the place, quality-wise, but you’re excited whenever their name pops up because their unique voice gets stronger every time. you feel a personal investment in their development, like you’re an old man reading the local high school sports page and saying “this kid’s the one to watch.”

the live streamer: the most prolific author in the fandom. their works are all over the front page when you sort by kudos. you have no idea how they generate this much work, and have seriously wondered if they have access to an extra-dimensional time portal. their stories are usually un-beta’d and the characterization varies wildly, but their best works are inspired and you’ve read them 30 times.

the cryptid: this one comes out of nowhere every two years, drops the best fanfic you’ve ever read, and disappears. fifteen months after you left a three paragraph comment about how they changed your life, you get a message in your inbox that just says “thanks.”

the novelist: we talk about “filing off the serial numbers” when someone reworks their most popular story to pitch it as an original novel; this author somehow does the reverse. their fics are excellent, usually long-reaching multi-chapter AUs that have almost nothing to do with the on-screen characters except their names. i’d like to extend my personal thanks to this breed of author because it’s the closest i get to reading an actual book.

the reunion tour: this author wrote some of the most popular works in the fandom, but either moved on to k-pop or burned out when canon took a turn for the worse. they put out one new thing a year, often an old draft that’s been haunting them from under the floorboards. their last six author’s notes all say they never thought they’d write this pairing again and “this will probably be the last time.”

who did i miss?