#alex is hawt

[onthewaytosomewhere]

so that lovely angel tzp edit that @mylucayathoughts did combined with @almightaylor's comments when they reblogged it made my brain go brrrr ... and as i do i rambled some possible story idea in the tags like i do sometimes and well i'm easily swayed, and well had time sitting in a hotel room while it rained, and here we go ... and of course now i'm hoping i'm not the only one who could use a distraction

Henry frowns at his phone, checking it for what feels like the hundredth time. He’s sitting in a row of plush velvet seats, surrounded by London’s fashion elite—a glittering, impossibly stylish crowd. They’re mostly strangers to him, yet he knows most of them by name, and they certainly know him. Eyes flick his way every so often, just curious enough to remind him that his presence here will be noted in tomorrow’s papers. Typically, he’s not the type to attend these sorts of events; he’d rather leave the high-fashion scenes to Bea and Alex. They have a knack for the London fashion show circuit, showing up in outfits Pez has designed for them, commanding attention with effortless charm and poise, and Alex usually finds someone else when they’re not in London, and he wants to go to a show. He can’t help but wonder why Alex had insisted he come to this one, had all but whispered in his ear with that mischievous spark in his eyes until Henry finally relented. or ... alex lures henry to a victoria secret show and surprises him

[tokillamockingbird427]

I KNOW WHERE ALEX ENDED UP (well for a general part atleast)

After going through mainland US for quite sometime, he actually got more or less steady in Alaska (not too sure about exact placing) and stayed there, it's how it took very long for Elias and him to meet again and also possibility of how he went through ODIN (given that if i remember right, they weren't directly affected) might be putting him in the background of some touristy thing, but I'd need a location before that (maybe)

-🐑

I read "Alaska" and went "Ah, of course."

HOT LUMBERJACK IN THE ALASKAN WILDERNESS ⁉

Alex evades the US's worst humanitarian crisis in history by fucking off to the middle of nowhere... Lucky bastard.

Ancorage has some touristy places I'm pretty sure. I just hope he doesn't like fruit/veggies too much cus they're all imported and expensive as FUCK up there.

Also, fun fact: Alaska is considered the hardest posting for like any branch to train at. (They do cold weather and wilderness survival up there.) SO hear me out here on an idea for you: Logan and Hesh get sent up there for a rotation without a clue in the world how close they might have gotten to finding their estranged uncle until they actually meet him and regales them with the tale of where his ass has been at. It'd be funny if they met and didn't know but also funny if they just had one of them "Near-Miss" scenarios. Logan+Hesh walk into a store right ass Alex is heading out.

[poputepi]

my twitter friends liked my selfie yesterday so ill post it here...... :3 I cut off over 40 cm of my hair this is the shortest it's been since 2017!

[lorarri]

★ . . . 𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐙𝐘 𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐇 𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐀𝐍𝐒 , 𝐅𝟏 𝐆𝐑𝐈𝐃

summary , a series where asian readers, from all over, are showcased and appreciated because they deserve to be loved, respected, and treated like queens

inspired by , amar x100pre by @f1version

status , ongoing

main masterlist | f1 masterlist | f1 grid masterlist

🇦🇫 YOU HATE CUZ YOU AIN'T , oscar piastri

🇦🇲 DOWN SOUTH , lando norris

🇦🇿 KILLER COOKIES , charles leclerc

🇧🇭 STALKER! , max verstappen

🇧🇩 ONLINE LOVE , max verstappen

🇧🇹 THE MOTHERLAND , lewis hamilton

🇧🇳 SULTAN'S SON IN LAW , alex albon

🇲🇲 MEET THE FAM , carlos sainz

🇰🇭 WEDDING OF DREAMS , lando norris

🇨🇳 SO HAWT , f1 grid

🇬🇪 WINNING DRIVE , f1 grid

🇭🇰 THE ART OF CURSING IN CANTONESE , max verstappen

🇮🇳 MAIN TERA BOYFRIEND , logan sargent x fem! gf! reader

🇮🇩 NEW YEARS KISS , lando norris

🇮🇷 VELOCITY OF LOVE , lewis hamilton

🇮🇶 SPICES OF LIFE , yuki tsunoda

��🇵 BOW DOWN , winter break in full swing and lewis takes a trip to the land of the rising sun and leaves with the heart of there darling princess

🇯🇴 TOUR LIFE , logan sargent

🇰🇿 JUST DANCE THE KARA ZHORGA , daniel ricciardo

🇰🇼 SUGAR BABY , lando norris

🇱🇧 10 YEARS IN THE MAKING , pierre gasly

🇲🇾 PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUCEMENT , a secret that has been hidden for 2 years finally is revealed and the people couldn't be happier with the out come

🇲🇳 QUICK LERNER , lando norris

🇳🇵I THINK THEY KNOW , charles leclerc

🇴🇲 NOBODY BETTER , lance stroll

🇵🇰 LOVE AT FIRST ROTI , max verstappen

🇵🇸 PROUD OF MY HERITAGE , a fast passed romance has the world captivated as secrets are shared and kept but they eventually all come out in the end

🇵🇬 UNDER THE BAR LIGHTS , carlos sainz

🇵🇭 MY PERFECT PERSON , charles leclerc

🇶🇦 HEATED , charles leclerc

🇸🇦 DAD DOSEN'T APPROVE , toto wolff

🇸🇬 CAN'T BEAT THEM BUY THEM , mick schumacher

🇰🇷 DISPARCH WATCH , the princess of kpop is on hiatus japan with a special someone but people are in denial until they publicly confirm it

🇱🇰 BAD B FROM , lando norris

🇸🇾 EXCUSE MOI , charles leclerc

🇹🇼 NEVER TRUST THE AMERICAN , oscar piastri

🇹🇭 LIGHTS, CAMERA, SPEED! , max verstappen

🇹🇷 SCENE FROM A MOVIE , sebastian vettle

🇦🇪 RULERS OF THE WORLD , max verstappen

🇺🇿 THE BRAID SITUATION , liam lawson

🇻🇳 CULTURE THE WHITE MAN , f1 grid

🇾🇪 FORCED WINTER BONDING , charles leclerc

[ashpkat]

WHY IS EVERYONE A MASSIVE HATER

old men i am in love with (an updated list, from a woman kisser):

- elias bouchard (as of Now)

- master joseph (as of [REDACTED])

- emperor belos (i’m stopping this as of bullshit you don’t wanna know)

- claude frollo (um)

thank you and goodnight

[corruptedcaps]

Power

Hi this is Maddy and I’m going to try the new confidence booster supplement from CC Industries called ‘Power’ and document it here. My boyfriend Alex is a scientist with the company so this is currently experimental but he assures me it’s safe. So this is me with zero days of Power.

Hi it’s Maddy again and this is day three of taking Power. Not seeing much difference yet. I think maybe my ass has gotten smoother and bigger? Let me know in the comments.

Hi it’s Maddy and this is day seven of taking Power and I’ve been feeling more confident and assertive. Thanks for all the compliments on my butt in my last video, that’s really helped my self esteem. Also maybe related but I seem to need my glasses less and less.

This is two weeks of being on Power and I think I’m really starting to feel a difference now. Like check out this cute outfit, I would have never had the confidence to wear something like this before. Comment below with a score out of 10 for how I look.

Maddy here and this is one month using Power. As you can tell it’s had some major physical side effects. My boobs are bigger, my skin is clearer and my lips are more full. It’s certainly been a hit with my boyfriend who suggested I up my dose. I’m not sure if I should but what’s the worse than can happen?

It’s me, Maddy, and this is what two months of Power looks like. I’ve never had the confidence to own a sun bathing suit before but now, well, I think this little number speaks for itself. My boyfriend was right, the double dose makes me feel and look even better. Other guys have noticed too, but don’t tell my boyfriend he has competition.

It’s me, Madi, naturally, and here I am looking like perfection after three months of Power. I’ve had a few changes in the last month. I got new clothes, new makeup and even a new car thanks to biggest change in my life, my new boyfriend Chad. He’s rich and handsome and knows how to treat a woman of my stature, not like my loser ex. Message for all you queens out there, don’t settle for frogs.

It’s Madison here to update you all on my four months of having Power. I’d also like to address the comments from my last video. The comments that say that I’ve become bitchy and superficial lately. I’d like to apologize to all the babies out there who are envious of me and want to take me down. You’re never going to take me down. Which reminds me, today I hit a milestone of 1 million subs!

Listen up, Madison is speaking. I know plenty of you jealous bitches have signed a petition to get CC Industries to cut off my supply of Power and somehow you losers won them over but I have plenty of Power stocked up. You think I’d give up this feeling after just five months? I might even start upping my dose!

I have big news for all my loser followers, your Queen is getting married. Not to Chad, I dumped him last week for my new man. Well not new exactly, it’s Alex my ex. I was burning through my supply of Power more than I thought and I knew Alex could get me more, but he was too moralistic and lame so I spiked his drinks over a few weeks with my remaining doses. He’s so fucking hawt and mean now. Power gave him the drive to take over CC industries so now I get all the Power I could ever want but I don’t like to share so we won’t be releasing it anytime soon. If I could do all this with only six months of Power, imagine what I’ll accomplish in the next six.

[arcadiabaytornado]

Have Some LGBT Life Is Strange Headcanons For Pride Month!

A: Chloe never came out. Well, at least not in the traditional sense of sitting down your loved ones and telling them about your sexuality. She just started talking about how much she loved women and waited for everyone to figure it out.

B: Rachel's coming out was a huge production...literally. She helped organize a play where she was the lead so she could come out on stage by carrying around the bisexual pride flag.

C: Max came out when she posted a picture of herself holding Chloe's hand on social media. She didn't really consider it a coming out post, and was surprised (but happy!) when she started receiving a bunch of supportive "Congrats on coming out!" comments.

D: Max has never had a thought about her sexuality a day in her life. She's just attracted to whoever she's attracted to and then exists from there.

E: Max has gender apathy. She genuinely doesn't care about how she's referred to...well, as long as she isn't referred to as "Maxine."

F: One time someone asked Rachel her sexuality and she unironically said "I'm a Leo."

G: Ryan Lucan is on the asexual spectrum. So is Max Caulfield.

H: Kate walks around campus handing out mini pride flags at the start of every June. She gave Max her first pride flag.

I: Alex is well aware of what rainbow capitalism is and why it sucks ...but she loves getting fun little rainbow items to put around her apartment. Sometimes a girl just needs pride flag fridge magnet.

J: Hawt Dog Man is gay, and in a relationship with Mustard.

[babiebom]

Where they fall in omegaverse Dynamics (stardew edition)

A/N: no i don’t know what’s wrong with me but now we all get to experience the inner workings of my mind :) enjoy OBVIOUSLY KIDS ARE NOT INCLUDED I was gonna do everyone but decided I didn’t know enough about a lot of the characters so only people I know :)this is hella old btw

Tw: sexual mentions, cursing, some insults to certain characters but like that’s not new here.

Genre: shitpost, headcanons

Masterlist

Alpha- top of the hierarchy. Dominant, and usually in charge. Hot heads and breeders.

Abigail- i think she would be an alpha that acts like a beta or omega. No one would actually know she’s an alpha until she loses her temper or goes off scent blockers or something.

Alex- typical dudebro and will be doing the breeding thank you. I feel like he would be a stereotypical alpha like this is a given.

Sebastian- DONT KILL ME PLS this is kinda biased because I know for a fact that I am literally Penny but an actual person and he is the one I am attracted to so naturally I want to put him here. I am probably delusional but I also think he could take charge so hmph.

Shane- can’t see him being bred bc i think he would be doing the breeding. When he takes control of his insecurities and stuff I think he could be super confident and leader like. Just needs to not be depressed.

Pierre- it’s his personality tbh. Like while I desperately do not want him to be in this category based on how much I dislike him, he would go into this category purely because of how he acts. He wants the most money, he’a the “man of the house” and provider, he has a temper he would just be an annoying alpha.

Kent- sexy hawt military man is obviously an alpha. There is no way he is being bred, there is no way he is going to be the homemaker, being an alpha is literally the only thing that makes sense for him.

Mr.Qi - he gives off alpha vibes, no omega or beta could be this confident and mysterious for absolutely no reason other than just being that way idk.

Evelyn - she gives off the vibes that when she and George were younger they were the “it’s fine/HE ASKED FOR NO PICKLES” couple. I think she could whoop somebody’s ass back in the day.

Robin- she is the woman with a business, she is providing, she is building, she is alpha no question about it.

Gunther- it’s the way he tips his hat idk. Also the way he’s just like “oh you don’t have any cool artifacts? Get out of my face then.” Maybe not that mean but like vibes.

Sandy- HAVE YOU SEEN HER? she is alpha, the would never be a beta or omega that is not her style at all sorry.

Marlon- man kills monsters for a living. Like no omega is going to waste time on that or even do that if I’m honest. Leave monster killing to the people who don’t have other things to do.

Pam- she gives off alpha that had their omega leave them vibes and that’s why she’s a crappy mother because it was not supposed to be her job.

Lance- literally a fighter/adventurer. The man protects and attacks he has to be an alpha, there is no way an omega can do this, and due to him being an active adventurer, and him being protective makes him more alpha than beta.

Olivia- an alpha mother that wants her beta son(spoiler) to be more like her. She active in getting money, or at least I think she has stocks. And she’s more ambitious than I think an omega or beta would be.

Andy-is this because he gives off asshole vibes? Mayhaps. He just seems like he’s an alpha whose family left him so he’s bitter at the world. A corpo slave to so where else would he go?

Suki- boss bitch that actually sneaks into the capital(or whatever it is) and steals and gets other people to give her contraband so she can sell it to bitches at a high price for her risking her life. Would never bow down to anyone.

Beta- in the middle simply because they are neither dominant nor submissive. They do not give off smells nor do they have heats or ruts. Basic people tbh.

Emily- she is just vibes. No amount of sex or heats or ruts or pheromones will bother her. She is above that and is too busy making clothes for birds.

Leah- I think she would literally just be middle ground because she gives off those vibes. Also because I think she could possibly end up with either an alpha or omega, it literally doesn’t matter to her.

Maru- she is literally just science. I am sorry but there is no time for breeding and going feral because of heats, she needs to make this robot and she needs to make it now.

Harvey- I also would’ve put him in Omega but since he is a doctor I feel like that means he is a beta. Like I don’t think alpha or omegas would be able to have this job since instincts and stuff are a major part in how they act. Betas would be able to ignore everything else and just work idk.

Clint- doesn’t give omega vibes but definitely is not an alpha. Like not to jump on the Clint hate train, but he gives off angry beta vibes that wishes he was an alpha. He doesn’t have confidence, and he seems like a loser tbh. He probably wishes he was an alpha to get Emily, or even any girl that he likes, but doesn’t realize that she and maybe even the rest don’t really care if he’s an alpha or not so he’s mad for nothing.

Morris- he is literally just a worker bee. No sex, no love, just working and getting to the top and having money. The man is only ruled by money, no amount of good smelling things and sexy prospects will entice him.

Willy- a man who just wants to fish. He also gives off alpha vibes, but I think he is too comfortable to be around and too chill and level headed to be an alpha. Love him.

Magnus- I think he just magically made himself a beta in order to not have any distractions. Was married once, it was a mistake, he impregnated a person that lives in Pelican Town (*cough* Caroline *cough*) and she went back to her husband so he doesn’t want any other distractions. It’s only time for magic and protecting the town.

Linus- cannot be an alpha or omega and be comfortable living alone in a tent. He is just a nature man and it would not make any sense for him to be anything but a beta.

Demetrius- like father like daughter, the only thing that matters is science he just somehow ended up with a hot wife. She is happy being a provider and he is happy doing his science.

Grandpa- I have no idea I refuse to put him under either because it’s either admitting he is fuckable and submissive or dominant and a fucker. Absolutely not.

Lewis- hate him he has baby balls with how he treats Marnie, yeah he’s a leader being mayor, but no true alpha would act like this. He’s an asshole that is making himself seem like an even bigger asshole in an attempt to seem like an alpha.

Victor- is only ambitious about things he cares about, which is similar to the others on this list. Doesn’t wish to really do anything with his life other than what he is passionate about, like bridges.

Susan- all she wants to do is be on her farm as far as I know. I would’ve put her in alpha but she doesn’t give off those vibes she just seems normal? Like she’s able to take charge but won’t if she doesn’t have to?

Omega - definition of submissive and breedable. At the bottom of the hierarchy and their main purpose is to breed and serve the alphas. Sadge.

PENNY- the literal definition of submissive and breedable. Like yes? This is her actual dream? She would love this.

Haley- has the personality of an Alpha but is not one. Just extremely bratty. The right person will make her submit naturally and not just because of her status.

Sam- sweet boy Sam is deffo an omega. Maybe not super submissive but I think that underneath the childishness he would be a good homemaker. Like I think that his relationship with his younger brother shows that he is on the more nurturing side rather than the I have to provide side.

Elliott- Elliott stans don’t hate me. But he gives off worshiper vibes and not the person being worshipped. Maybe it’s his love notes and letters but I think he would do good with an alpha he could serenade all day.

Caroline- I feel like only an omega could deal with Pierre. She always complains about him working all the time and how he behaves but she never does anything about it. Omega behavior.

Jodi- an omega that hates being an omega. She is in charge of child rearing, and is the homemaker but hates it. Wishes she could be a beta and wishes she could’ve waited to get married and have kids. She is so unhappy this is her biology.

George- Evelyn’s bitch. I’m sorry. But like we all know that George is Evelyn’s sub. Idc.

Marnie- the most obvious out of the villagers that isn’t a bachelorette. Like yearns for a family and marriage and romance. She wants it, she needs it, unfortunately attached herself to an asshole.

Gus- yes he is a business man, but all he cares about is feeding everyone and providing a place for them to Hang out. He is an omega that found his calling in serving people instead of having kids and we love him for it.

Sophia- this girl isn’t Alpha at all. Like bffr she’s depressed, shy, and quiet. And her hobby is cosplay. Girl is one hundred percent an omega. Even though she owns her parents company, I think she isn’t like business motivated, only is happy that it’s this company specifically and allows her to garden idk.

Claire- she is different from the others on this list. Because she is motivated, she wants to be an actress and does work and provide for herself. I think though if she met the right person that would provide while she chases her dreams she would like it. Even her hobbies seem soft to me (reading, ballet. )

[mitsukitsume]

Alright I am gonna rate Sakuverse characters aswell !

Isaac

The scale broke cause I can't rate this guy his perfection 🤭. He is the standard. I love Isaac so much he's literally my bbg . He deserves princess treatment 💓

Kayson

10/10. I love Kayson aswell , he's such a sweet boyfriend. He's the ideal boyfriend.

Andrew

7.5/10 . Listen ALOT of people here LOVE Andrew but to me , he's fine . I like the way he talks . It's very elegant.

Elias

Again alot of people LOVE Elias but I just don't like "bad boys" or the gangster trope. 7/10.

Zaros

Now this man just gets on my nerves . He literally blames every lil thing on Earis like boiii. 5/10

Xanthus

9/10. He's hawt 🤭💓

Jonnah

10/10 Jonnah seems very sweet and I would love to play video games with him !

DONTIS

He's literally a cinnamon roll , I love him . 9/10.

Cevyk

No.

-1000/10

Alex

Alot of people don't like him and I am one of those people. 5/10

Asriel

He seems a little bit suspicious. Keeping a dangerous mythic as a pet is definitely a red flag . He's hawt tho🤭. 6/10 for looks.

These are just my personal ratings!!!

[saltygilmores]

Thoughts While Watching Gilmore Girls, Season 3, Episode 11- "I Solemnly Swear..." (That I Have No Memory Of Anything That Happens In This One Based On The Title)

The opening credits of this episode confirm we will finally be introduced to Alex (yay)! Alex stan here! Although quite honestly, I'm interested to see whether or not he lives up to the hype I've built up for him in my memory. .Stumbling almost totally blind into a mid-season episode is thrilling in a really pathetic way. I am being informed this is one of the lowest rated episodes of the entire series, but some low stakes mid season filler can still be good for the soul. Emily's former maid, Gerta from Germany, is suing Emily for wrongful termination after she was fired for being a Noisy Walker. Ah, rich people.

Lorelai sits amongst the delicious looking fake food whilst observing Sookie and Jackson having a loud culinary-based argument.

Lorelai puts Michel in charge while she and Sookie attend the seminar where Lorelai will meet her new totally fine and criminally under-rated B-Tier-Not-Luke Boyfriend, Alex, who shines bright but quickly burns out like a falling star, never to be seen or mentioned again. Presumably he is the second victim to be sucked in by the Male Gilmore Girls Character California Wormhole (Max was first, but eventually escapes). We learn Michel attended a fancy French hospitality college, while Lorelai has to attend a seminar at a Radisson called "How To Run an Inn". But then a witch put a curse on him so he ended up working for nickels at a tiny bed and breakfast in Nowherefuck USA. Tale as old as time. I made that last part up, but The Hollow is still where dreams go to die. Something had to go wrong in his life for him to fall so far. Michel: I predict it will be a total waste of time and money and I will be here to laugh at you when you return. So will I, Michel. So will I. Some more newspaper/Francie crap. Skip skip skip, skip to my loo... Maybe I'm missing something important, but it's a risk I'm always willing to take. The scene goes on forever (4 minutes). Lorelai recives an answering machine message from Emily's lawyer, who is voiced by...Seth MacFarlane. Peter, Brian, and Stewie Griffin and the guy who was bullying Lorelai at her college graduation. It's hard to unhear this dude as anyone but Brian Griffin. Anyway, Stewie is calling to request Lorelai give a deposition at German Gerta's trial to which Lorelai steadfastly refuses, but then a few seconds later changes her mind. Yawn. Lorelai and Sookie go to the boring seminar, then leave the boring seminar. They eat some free cookies in the hallway. ALEX, ALEX, ALEX...

Wheee!

He was just as hawt as I remember. Teehee! The first piece of Alex Lore we are blessed to recieve is that he is a business partner of some spazzy dude that Sookie used to party harty with back in the day, 14 hour booze and pot benders and what not, and the two fellas want to open a chain of coffee shops together. Well, at least they're not attending the Luke Danes School of Serving Folgers And Pretending it's Gourmet seminar. Alex, why are you so hot? Even his voice is hot! And funny too! Damn it Salty! You know what happens to him. Remember the cardinal rule you learned in Recapping 25 Year Old TV Shows School- Do not get attached to single-digit-episode guest stars! It's been less than a minute since he first appeared on screen, and I'm already enamored with their immediate and obvious chemistry. They tried to force that same type of chemistry/ dynamic with Jason through an entire season and it fell completely flat on its face. And I can tell you why (besides the fact that Jason and his storyline sucked eggs). In my humble opinion, JasonDiggerStiles was too similar to Lorelai. And it's never wise for Lorelai to date herself. It opens up a terrifying vortex, one which the world's premier Vortex Scientists have dubbed "Season 4".

An incredible businessman and probably good in the sack, too. Uh, just a hunch.

You two are going to break my heart. Until then I'll just try to enjoy the ride. More Francie crap. I am going to skip skip skip but I do want to observe what's on the lunch menu at the Chilton caf.

Mashed potatoes with gravy, asparagus, an apple and a can of Redbull for Paris. Rory is having her favorite beverage, a Hansen's soda (Raspberry flavor); along with a bag of Doritos. Plus, some kind of sandwich, but it's not her usual Prison Cafeteria Special of two slices of white bread. It looks to be some kind of wheat or rye bread with unidentifable innards. Possibly a BLT or roast beef with tomato? And a book for some nourishing carbohydrates.

A better view. We have deli meat.

I'm still skipping past the Francie crap, but I have several important questions first. Since when does Chilton have a parking garage? A dimly lit, empty one at that? Are there enough students and faculty for a parking garage to make sense? Is this parking garage ever seen again? Is this somewhere off campus?

Ahhh! There has been one Dimly Lit Confrontation per episode for the last 3 episodes. Dean vs. Jess on the dimly lit street. Dean vs.Jess in a dimly lit school hallway. Rory vs Ginger Spice in a dimly lit parking garage. But this one lacks the steamy sexual tension of the previous two. Pass. Back at the Inn, Michel admits to Lorelai he once...killed a dog? I think? Doggy annoyed Michel and doggy went bye bye? Wink wink? I don't want to think about this. Sookie's spazzy friend from the seminar shows up at the Inn sans Alex, which means he is irrelevant to me. Mr Irrelevant Joe doesn't know Sookie is married and admits he's had a decade long crush on her. Now she has to break his heart. Oh, sweet, sweet, pointless filler. Lorelai exclaims "That's some real Gatbsy pining." I mean, Luke came pretty close to Gatsby levels of pining. Where's his recognition?

Worth a shot. Sookie tells the Joe guy that she's married. He understands. We will probably never see him again. The end.

Embrace it, my Lesbian Whore friend. Rory and Lorelai rehearse sample questions for the upcoming court deposition. Yawn.

The kid has a lot on his metaphorical plate these days, you know? Cut him a break. You know what fucking bothers me? I have this clear memory of Jess making a brief appearance in this scene where Luke berates him (in person) for screwing up the food order! Time to go full conspiracy theory mode. What are They hiding from us? Where is Jess? How deep does the rabbit hole go? Since when is Jess responsible for placing supply orders for the restaurant in addition to waiting and bussing tables for meager tips, working at Walmart, and going to school (sometimes)? That's your job, Uncle Luke. And if he screwed up the order, you're still his manager, why weren't you supervising him? Is he getting a raise for these additional responsbiltiies or is he still getting paid in acorns? Stop the madness! I KNOW HE WAS IN THIS SCENE! More Francie crap. This time its between Francie and Paris in a bathroom with a tampon dispenser serving as a lovely backdrop. LET'S WRAP IT UP, PEOPLE. Rory and Paris vent their (sexual) frustrations through a fencing match. Paris is mad at Rory for reasons I don't understand or care about. Emily is mad at Lorelai for being both too honest and too unserious at the deposition. Jackson is mad at Sookie because he thinks she cheated on him with Irrelevant Joe and blows up at her. Yawn. Then more Francie crap. There is way too much estrogen in this episode.

But with less than a minute remaining, Alex calls and saves the day. He provides a much needed boost of testosterone to wrap up the episode. And I get to see his furnishings. Well, I was already informed of this, but if i didn't know, now I'd know...what I'm saying is there are fingerpainted pictures on the wall behind him. The dude has small kids. He's a confirmed DILF! Michel leaked Lorelai's phone number to Alex and we thank him for that. I'm still not going to overlook the whole erasing a dog thing.

You mean like how Luke buys Folgers and disguises it as his own blend?

Smooth as a fresh jar of Skippy.

...Says the woman who doesn't know when she's being duped with supermarket coffee (even when its being scooped from the can 2 inches from her face) and puts coffee grounds in the freezer.

Yayyyyy Alex and Lorelai! Yay! He is the only Luke Substitute I will accept for Lorelai. So I'm just going to go LA LA LA LA! for now while pretending this ship doesn't sink as quickly and spectacularly as the Titanic 2.0. Salty is quite pleased with this last-minute-of-the-episode, predictable turn of events. It will make up for the complete lack of Jess (and Luke) in this episode. Jess appeared in name only through The Great Lettuce Screwup of 2003, and in my hazy false memories. On the brighter side, it was also a Certified Dean-Free episode. This show is BORING without Rory's stupid boyfriends.

I do not get why we are suddenly looking at Lorelai through a window like someone is stalking her from outside the house. Dean, is that you? This episode was so threadbare plotwise that it was my first one-shot recap in a LONG time (it still took me over 3 hours to write, though! So your comments, feedback and reblogs always brighten my day and make all the effort worth it). As is the new tradition, here's the (wimpy) End of Episode Bingo Card.

[elliezst]

INTRO POST YAAAA IVE BEEN THINKING ABT DOINH THIS 4 A WHILE SO THAT YALL GET TO KNOW MEEEE SOOOO HERE IT IS!11!!1!!

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ELLIEZST // RATGARBAGE67 !!!!!!!!

im ratgarbage67 , i mostly go by the preferred name , Ellie , my irl name is Evelyn btw I don’t mind anyone referring me to my real name , I also have nicknames too [Crimson , Linnea , ashy , evie , fiore or jake yes ik I have alot 😭]

my bday is Feb 25 + im 14 , bigender aroace + pan and I use they/it pronouns , any is okay!! but plz prevent using xe pronouns on me plz my toxic ex partner made fun of me for having em once so I no longer use them no more

I listen to…

pengosolvent , goreshit , jack stauber , Alex g , Team mekano , lapfox trax , mitski , kikuo , vacations , maretu , system of a down , tv girl

My current interests!!!

Total Drama , disventure camp , vocaloid , bad parenting , pokemon , dandy’s world , sprunki , Happy tree friends , chikn nuggit , Reality Resort andddd exotic escapade + more , i also love object shows I barely watch em by now

based on my current interests , l’ll write some of my favs ONLY from my special interests , keep in mind i have ALOT

TOTAL DRAMA FAVS

chris mclean , don , Josh and chef [ALL SPECIAL INTERESTS!!!!] , I can’t even pick a fav contestant first all r my fave from all of the seasons man 😭

DISVENTURE CAMP FAVS

kristal mclean [SPECIAL INTEREST!!] , Emily campbell , Derek Johnson and Trevor mcgregor , fiore [SPECIAL INTEREST!!!!!] , lake , Jake , alec and Tess , Grett annndddddd aniika and molly , for carnival chaos , my favs r Isabel , jade , Diego , Spencer , Tristan , Natalia , Marissa and ted

CHIKN NUGGIT FAVS

I CAMT EVEN CHOOSE ONE All r my faves sighhh I love them all 😭, but my special favs r cofi , chee , fwench fwy and iscream , hawt Saus and bezel

SPRUNKI FAVS

wenda , gray , vineria , Pinki , brud , OWAKCX , clukr , funbot and mr fun computer

DANDY’S WORLD FAVS

shrimpo [#1 fav] , teagan , toodles , tisha , Shelly and vee , gigi , pebble and Rodger

I don’t have a Dni / dislikes list no more , if ur problematic in any way then I block freely

Ik i may sound sensitive but this is my only boundaries list sighhh , PLSSS REFRAIN FROM SAYING ANYTHING IN A DRY TONE ONLY AIMED AT ME ANYTIME I SAY SOMETHING !! , including the words that are used as dry tones the most “oh” “huh” “ok” “k” “i” “uhm” “um” “uh” “what” “wh” , and if it’s aimed only at me , please don’t do that…. I don’t liek it…. I get I’m sensitive and shit but seriouslu i don’t know why i react to them like this cause sometimes i always think if people r pissed off at me already when they say that but it also genuinely makes me uncomfortable and gave me a mood change , i get i said them too but like , i mean I don’t like when people say them to me unless it’s a mistake or wrong person , caps r okay!!! , jut pleasf don’t do them if it’s aimed only at me thanks !! , sorry yall this is my only boundaries list

MORE ABT ME!!!

Also links :33

my strawpage [updatinf it soon]

my tiktok

my rblx

[onthewaytosomewhere]

firstprince art that's hawt AF!!!

ok so a while back discussion with @duchessdepolignaca03 & @sparklepocalypse lead to talk of early 2000's lowrise jeans with the whaletail (exposed thong) fashion and how if that comes back we needed tzp to jump on it (or something like that it was a while a go lolz) so i commissioned a couple pieces (doing my fandom duty and all lolz) they both ended up firstprince but hello nurse are they good!!!

we got this one done by Nie @gayhoediaz at the end of May and now we have another lovely one by Ash @seanchaidh7

look how pretty it is!

(the details on both of these are so amazing!!!)

but this one - since i've not publicly gone on about it - here we go - henry all decked out in this is just perfect! and he knows exactly what he's got and isn't letting go - just like all of us he's marveling at how hot his bf is

when it comes to alex make sure ya notice the piercings and other body jewelry - the sheer shirt showing off everything - including one of those piercings - those jeans just barely staying on those hips and holy frak i have stared at this entirely too long and it gets better every time i look at it 💚💚💚💚

make sure you tell Ash and Nie both how much you luv them!!

[soullessjack]

going thru jack stuff on spn tiktok is like

millennial white woman (Taylor’s version) : he’s so precious 😍😍😍 mah nougat child son 🥰🥰🥰 so innocent and adorbsies!!!

millennial white woman OR young new fan (SPN character’s version): i want to kill dean with a hammer for what he did to this sweet little baby, he’s just a toddler :( and sam and cas are his real only dads!!

𖤐 SPN character (Taylor’s version) 𖤐: i want to kill dean with a hammer for what he did to this sweet little baby, Lucifer really loved Jack deep down he would have been a better dad if he got the chance :(

millennial white woman who thirsts for pedro pascal: unmmmmm you can find this grown 35 year old man hot but the character he plays with no physical distinction whatsoever is basically intellectually disabled (wears Velcro shoes) so you’re a creep if you like them

Brazilian editor that posts dubbed 1080HD embossed power scaling edits with epileptic-unsafe flash effects and transitions like 2016 PowerPoint slideshows 🇧🇷🇧🇷 : Goku pode derrotar Jack Kline?

Russian editor that posts dubbed 1080HD embossed power scaling edits with epileptic-unsafe flash effects and transitions like 2016 PowerPoint slideshows 🇷🇺: Сможет ли Гоку победить Джека Клайна?

13yo iPad raised heartstopper fan who just got into spn recently: I love jack so much they’re so badass and silly, beautiful boy and this other song by Olivia Rodrigo/Melanie/Taylor/Billie/the NBHD is so them core

13yo iPad raised heartstopper fans and millenial white women (Alex’s version) and a Brazilian fans: ommgggggg i loovee alex hes so hawt he’s literally my husband 😍😍😍 so innocent as jack but not in real life 😝😝 I’m such a simp for himm teeheee

spn content maker who really only cares about destiel or the original trio: yea he’s okay, killing Mary was the best thing he ever did to the show 😝😝

very small cluster of ppl who could fall into any of the top categories honestly: he so find i won’t him

[roccinan]

How do you feel when you watch the spin off? What do you think of it? And do you like it? For me, I sort of like eps 1-4, the rest are just meh, I couldn't bring myself to care for the other characters, I tried. And I was very confused, what year the spin off?. It started off good and... Idk. All I can say is that Andres truly belong in the asylum. That man creeps me out. If I were Camille, I ran away the second I saw that creep. Lol.

Hello anon! I couldn't answer you earlier because I didn't get to watch it. But now I've finished it and, hum, I certainly have a lot of thoughts that I'll probably post later LOL.

For now, here are the most fresh on my mind. I agree with you- eps 1-4 were surprisingly good, last one was pretty cool too, ralicia supremacy. I was mostly just surprised I didn't dislike it. Can't say I loved it, or that it's my ideal berlin spinoff, but for all the "factors" against it that Pina chose of his own free will asdfasdf, it turned out surprisingly OK.

Spinoff takes place around 2013, according to Pina. Which messes with the canon timeline so much we'll just have to see it as a parallel universe where time doesn't matter.

I now call spinoff!Andres my wife. I don't know if that's a good thing or not. So unfortunately, I cannot slander my bride like that.

But I liked that he was still a freak. The show didn't try to make him a better person thankfully, but I think a lot of the reviews were complaining about him being an asshole or complaining that he was ruined for not being enough of an asshole, missed the mark a bit. The main problem, if we have to pick one, about him, is that the context around him is too shallow to take seriously. His speeches about love have no substance (and they actually did in lcdp) because the circumstances have no substance. He's putting romance above the heist because well, why shouldn't he lmao? There's no personal stake here, and it's not like he'll get capital punishment for getting caught.

And that "problem" extends to everyone else. Their motives and actions are just very shallow and There for the sake of being there. Like Roi and Cameron could have had a moving romance, but instead Cameron made me cringe very badly with how much she felt like Alex Pina's idea of "hawt gurl with sad past!!" And said "sad" past was actually really fucked up but the story didn't seem to think so!? It wasn't a tragic romance--it was a 20-something musician sleeping with a 15yo fangirl, abducting her, and then traumatizing her so badly she entered the asylum and ended up hanging out with berlin. Like????

I'll say I misunderstood Keila though. Liked her a lot better in the show than the trailers. But everytime I went "oh, I like her uwu" she'd do something that makes me GAG like inhaling Bruce's sweat or licking his spoon asdfasdf Also the part where she confessed her love for him after the snake bite gave me secondhand embarrassment. None of the love stories felt lasting, believable, or touching to me. Probably because there were too many of them and it was even more convenient than lcdp proper!

Bruce was different than I expected. He's insensitive, but not "dumb" like the character descriptions made him out to be. Same as Keila. Everytime I thought "I like him uwu" he'd do something like talk about pubic hair or cover himself in oil/water, instantly making me die.

Damian is Sergio 2.0 and also Martin 2.0, but straight and old. No strong feelings for him either way. But it was funny that Andres got so mad about sharing a bed with him, when he was willingly hopping into bed with Martin LMAO. Also ngl, it stung my little berlermo heart to see Damian and Andres sing karaoke and go on a lover's bike ride together.

Roi was my favorite new member. He felt like a real original character, and his relationships with Cameron and Andres were nicely fleshed out even if they both confused me. Cameron because the romance was shallow to me. Andres because Roi never told us how they met or why Andres took him in. Andres giving Roi advice on temper control is also hilarious. We'll just have to assume that Andres is willing to raise everyone's kid except his own. He even took that one boy to the bathroom asdfasdf

But overall, I agree anon. I just didn't care for the new characters the same way I did the old gang or the cormorants. Maybe because the stakes were too low or because they were always beautiful and perfect (except Damian lol) no matter the situation. I personally think the producers were trying very hard to create new stars with this show, so they aggressively showed off Pina's flashy new blorbos (cameron, keila, bruce, and roi) but you can't force popularity. This is also my conspiracy theory for the lack of Sergio- they knew having the profesor here would take too much attention from the flashy new blorbos.

Not much to say about Camille. Was hoping she'd be cooler/smarter than this, but what kind of smart woman would not see the red flags in Andres LMAO. Wasn't surprised when Polignac turned out to be an asshole either- man just has the face of a jerk. Was disappointed that they didn't have a threesome with Andres. And the smartest person was Camille's friend.

Lastly, SAME ANON LOL Andres was an insane stalker, off the wall crazy and so annoying about it too. I wish Camille would have slapped him in the end, but oh well- at least their storyline didn't end as stupidly as it could have. She got her money at least XD Hopefully she's not dumb enough to reunite with him (and if she's wife no. 4 we know it didn't work out already).

Does the show deserve a season 2? No. Will I watch season 2? Yes LOL

Main takeaways:

Romance 1/10 Heist 7.5/10 Pedro's face 11/10 New characters 2/10 (not sharing all of their backstories or why/how they ended up in berlin's gang was a major weak point imo) Story 5/10

A solid 7/10 if we don't compare it to lcdp.

[firstprince-ao3feed]

leaving no doubt that he owns this moment

by mae, onthewaytosomewhere (mae) Henry frowns at his phone, checking it for what feels like the hundredth time. He’s sitting in a row of plush velvet seats, surrounded by London’s fashion elite—a glittering, impossibly stylish crowd. They’re mostly strangers to him, yet he knows most of them by name, and they certainly know him. Eyes flick his way every so often, just curious enough to remind him that his presence here will be noted in tomorrow’s papers. Typically, he’s not the type to attend these sorts of events; he’d rather leave the high-fashion scenes to his sister, Bea, and Alex. They have a knack for the London fashion show circuit, commanding attention with effortless charm and poise, and Alex usually finds someone else when they’re not in London, and he wants to go to a show. He can’t help but wonder why Alex had insisted he come to this one, had all but whispered in his ear with that mischievous spark in his eyes until Henry finally relented. or ... alex lures henry to a victoria secret show and surprises him Words: 2898, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Alex Claremont-Diaz, Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor Relationships: Alex Claremont-Diaz/Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor Additional Tags: Post-Canon, maybe brownstone era, yeah then, fluffy maybe, feels for sure, of the horny - holy frak he's hawt variety, Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor Loves Alex Claremont-Diaz, Alex Claremont-Diaz Loves Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, POV Henry, alex is hawt and henry has known this, but well this might really drive that home for him, alex strutting his stuff, like literally - Freeform, but not too revealing can't be showing everyone the goods lolz, he has to keep some things just for henry, fashion - Freeform, shows and all that, alex is sneaky, and henry reaps the benefits of this, victorias secret show via https://ift.tt/ct4sb61

[lucysgraybird]

i wish alex wore glasses. partially bc Hawt and partially bc that man would put them on his head and forget they're there