#alana beck headcannon

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how you met/how you started dating; zoe x reader headcannons

Someone requested a Zoe fic, I did this instead for now because I didn’t know exactly what the fic would be. This gave me some muse for a Zoe/Reader relationship though, so I’m open to making a fic if someone requests. 

also requests are still open as of right now!

OKA Y, I HOPE THESE ARE GOOD.. LETTUCE GO;

-you and Zoe met when you accidentally stumbled into a jazz band rehearsal

-you had been having a really shit day and just needed to be alone for awhile, so you opened the door to what you expected to be an empty room

-but hahaha no just your luck, there were plenty of people in the room, all talking about some music shit you didn’t understand

-you kinda just stood there, mortified and holding back tears because nothing was going your way and you felt like absolute shit

-and Zoe was the first one to speak up

-and she just so kindly is like

‘do you wanna sit down?’

-and you nod silently

-Zoe gets the hint that something’s wrong so she walks over to you and leads you to a chair in the corner of the room

-while you’re walking she asks you if you wanna talk about it

-and you do but you don’t wanna interrupt whatever’s going on so you shake your head no and sit down

-you watch everyone rehearse and you like ca n n o t keep your eyes off of Zoe

-she looks beautiful and like the face she makes when she’s focusing is adorable

- and you start daydreaming because this nice pretty girl didn’t even make fun of you for running into the room on the verge of tears like an idiot

-and at some point she catches you staring and she gives you a little wave and a smile

-and you smile back a little bit

-you two ended up talking about your problems after school 

-it’s the beginning of a great friendship

- you can trust each other with a n y t h i ng

-your parents are being massive dicks?

you rant to her about it

-connor keeps finishing the fucking milk?

she rants about it to you

-you two have sleepovers all the time 

-her parents love you and your parents love her

- you realized you loved her after a few months of being friends

-you were in a really bad headspace so she just cuddled you and played with your hair and told you how much she cared about you

-and you felt s o  s a f e and s o  l o v e d

-you two fell asleep cuddled up on your couch and you woke up before her

-and you didn’t wanna wake her so you just stayed in her arms

-and you realized

fuck. you loved your best friend

- you didn’t say anything for awhile, you just kinda kept it a secret

-but then one night you two are just holding hands and sitting in a little hammock in her backyard

- and it’s silent besides the noise of crickets

-and you decide ‘fuck it’

- it goes a little something like 

- ‘zoe?’

‘hm?’

‘I think i’m in love with you’

-she looks at you and just

a teeny peck on the lips

- ho ly fuc k zoe murphy kissed you h ol y fu ck

-you turn beet red like oh my god you’re blushing like a mad man

- ‘I think I love you too’

‘Oh thank god. I thought you just kissed me to tell me you hated me.’

-her parents think you two are adorable

-connor kinda gives you the side eye but you two eventually end up getting along

-it’s just a really fucking cute relationship

[beccathebiscuitbaker]

DEH Headcanons

Alana has breakdowns when she doesn't do well on a test

Jared and Evan refer to the other's mom as "Ms. Heidi" and vise versa

Zoe can play the drums, and she uses them to vent out her anger

Connor cannot play the drums but he can make the "buh dum tssss" sound with them

Larry was emotionally abused as a child and is in denial about it, he only views it as tough love.

Heidi was a teen mom and kicked out when her family learned of her pregnancy

Cynthia has OCD, but it isn't diagnosed

Jared watches bad movies to spite people

Evan can recite the first twenty numbers of pi without mistake

Alana is lactose intolerant, but she loves cheese, when she found dairy free ice cream she cried happy tears

Larry is NOT homophobic

Zoe used to want to be a cheerleader, she still does small pom moves when she's home alone

Jared lives for conspiracy theories and takes everything Game Theory says as canon unless proven otherwise

Connor had a nightcore phase

Jared either has two moms, or his mother is bi

Heidi will pick you up if you're drunk, she doesn't care about context, she will come get you and make sure you are safe

Cynthia experimented in college, but she's straight

Zoe has fifteen different scents of hand sanitizer she bought and carries all of them on her backpack, if something smells nice it's probably her.

Evan doesn't like chocolate, but he loves strawberry

[wholesomedeh]

evan hansen is an enneagram type 9

where his core desire is having stability and peace of mind (”Except sometimes you see everything you wanted/And sometimes, you see everything you wish you had/And it’s right there in front of you/And you want to believe it’s true/So you make it true/And you think, maybe everyone wants it/And needs it, a little bit too”) and his core fear is being in conflict or shut out (”Can anybody see/Is anybody waving back at me?” / “No one deserves to be forgotten”)

Zoe is a type 5, where here core desire is to be capable and competent (Why should i play the grieving girl and lie/’Cause when the villains fall, the kingdoms never weep”) and her core fear is being incapable or invaded (”So, don’t tell me that I didn’t have it right/Don’t tell me that it wasn’t black and white/After all you put me through/Don’t say it wasn’t true/That you were not the monster/That I knew”)

Connor is a type 8 (def up for debate), where his core desire is to protect himself and those he loves (”You wrote some freaky sh*t about my sister and knew I would find it”) and his core fear is being weak or powerless (”You think I’m a freak? You’re the f*cking freak”).

Jared is a type 6, where his core desire is having security and guidance (”Tell your mom to tell my mom that I was nice to you or else they won’t pay for my car insurance” essentially reaffirming his security in his and Evan’s “friendship”, sticking with Evan despite never really showing an interest in their friendship) and his core fear is feeling fear and lacking security (“And if somebody’s in your way/Crush them and leave them behind”)

And Alana is a type 3, where her core desire is being admired and successful (”We have to do this. Not just for Connor, for everyone,”, all her internships and aquantainces) and her core fear is being worthless or incompetent (her whole “Waving through a Window” reprise, “I know what it’s like to feel invisible, just like Connor,”.

[working-boys-a-new-musical]

Dear Evan Hasen : Senior Year Halloween Headcannons

The whole squad came this year and met up at Connors house for a night of cursed festivities. Evan was a male version of Heather Chandler, it was way out of his comfort zone but he loved it, Connor was a high bat, Zoe went as a steampunk time traveler, Alana went as the blue Care Bear, complete with the onesie, and Jared topped of the group with a very extra and glittery Jojo Siwa costume.

They all started in the basement and kinda just fucked around down there, makeup and awful dance parties complete with a some of the candy Cynthia was going to give out.

“The stars aren’t even dumbass.” “Fuck you! I’m trying my best.”

Once they were done, they headed upstairs and ate Aldi pizza, chips, dip, and brownies that Heidi had made.

After dinner they all touched up their makeup, grabbed some shopping bags and headed out to the streets to get some candy from strangers!

While they were out Jared played some songs on his bluetooth speaker he had brought with him.

The songs he played included : Hej Monika, Boomerang, All Star, Time Warp, Calling All the Monsters, and of course I Wanna Dance With Somebody.

It took them all about 1 hour to complete their rounds, so they decided to head back to Connors for water, candy, and maybe some more of those brownies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

They all headed back out, without candy bags and decided to just walk around the neighborhood and clown around.

They walked to the middle school playground and just hung out, until they saw these older kids that went to their school looking at them as they lie on the playground equipment.

They also saw police car lights and decided it was time to dash!

While walking back to Connors they walked past a police car searching three teenagers, and they looked similar to the ones who were staring at them 👀.

Turns out they were the same teenagers and they all could have been killed that night.

Back at Connors house they all went back into the basement, sorted, traded candy, and acted like absolute crackheads.

Everyone eventually went home absolutely drained, and they could all agree it was one of the best halloweens.

Until next year!

(this was based on true events)

[soursaiki]

Fluffy Zoe Murphy headcanons

Requested: anon

I completely forgot about this lmao

gender neutral

Requests are open!

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Whenever Zoe plays at an open mic night she brings her s/o along with her

She takes her s/o to rock concerts and festivals

Makes bracelets

Bookstore dates

Collects geodes

Staying up all night reading books in her room with 80’s metal music on low volume playing through her speakers

Great at giving gifts

Spontaneous sleepovers

Shares clothes with her s/o

She takes her s/o thrifting with her

Cafe dates

Late night talks with her get real deep

Breakfast dates

Likes dying her s/o’s hair

Made her s/o give her a stick and poke on her ankle because she’s not old enough for a tattoo without parental consent

Wants a cat so bad

She has like 82637283837 steps in her skin care routine

Also collects dream catchers

Art museum dates

Literally so??? clingy???? This girl is touch starved

Forehead kisses

Wants a pixie cut so bad but Cynthia won’t let her :(

[r0ttenmawz]

Hot take!

Alana Beck is allergic to most thing so she keeps a pet obt! (Pterinochilus murinus/Orange babboon tarantula)

they’re hella pretty and they’re a challenge because they’re so defensive! They’re also low maintenance! So when she went to her camps she could just have someone clean it’s water and watch for mold! Tarantulas can go for hella long periods of time without like- eating a lot! Obt’s are aggressive/defensive old worlds! I think that she’d like the thrill a bit! Plus she messed up and bought an old world as her first tarantula lmao oops

[musical-nerd18]

Lgbt Dear Evan Hansen girls head cannons cause fight me

Zoe:

She's a lesbian. Big ol lesbo who's super in the closet.

Even to herself

Like she'll see a cute girl cough Alana cough

And she'll be like, oh she's cute, just normal hetero things to think about friends lol

But no she's gay

Alana:

Also a lesbo

She's not out but not hiding it

Like she's not gonna say "hey I'm gay" but she's also gonna say stuff like how she wants a girlfriend

So like not in your face but not subtle either

Cynthia:

She's bi with a major preference for girls

She married Larry cause she loved him (duh) but she still like overall prefers ladies over dudes

I have 0 reason for this other than I like Cynthia x Heidi lol it's cute fight me

Heidi:

The third lesbo

She married a dude cause she thought she had to but it backfired and yeah

Again I like shipping her with Cynthia fight me

Yeah I'm just doing the girls atm cause I'm lazy but the dudes might get done idk

[jonathanbonathanjovi]

Alana Beck Headcannons

-Has a 3 brothers and 2 sisters

- Jordan (22), Lucas (19), Joshua (15), Skylar (14)

-Hangs out with Zoe after school almost everyday.

-Alana always makes them talk about Connor

-Jared always touches her hair and she hates it

-Is in drama club as a performer but also does stage crew

-wants to be stage manger just so she can boss people around

-always get paired with Connor for projects

[piperemerald]

Tree Bros/Galaxy Gals Headcannon

So in Dear Evan Hansen: Through the Window (or as I like to call it, The Big Book of DEH), Kristolyn said that she thinks Alana had a crush on Connor and that was why she was so adamant on persevering his memory and that got me thinking...

AU where Evan actually plucks up the courage to ask Zoe out and she says yes because she thinks Evan's kinda cute. Meanwhile Alana asks Connor out (because fuck gender roles) and Connor agrees because he's honestly just surprised someone likes him to begin with. Everything's fine until they go on a double date and it becomes painfully clear that Evan and Connor should be together and Zoe and Alana are meant to be.

Unfortunately, each of them thinks that they're the only one to realize this and no one says anything, because neither of the Murphys are gonna try to steal their sibling's date, and Evan and Alana wouldn't do that to each other or Connor and Zoe.

Everything is awkward until Jared spends ten minutes with the group of them and calls out that they're all with the wrong people, to which Connor and Alana are just like "yeah."

They still hang out as a group since Evan and Zoe still platonically care about each other a lot and while dating Connor and Alana bonded over book stuffs.

Jared declares himself match maker and let's that go to his head.

Cynthia and Larry are a little confused that their children traded significant others, and Evan and Alana switched Murphys.

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sincerely 3 cuddles headcannons; Evan

my beautiful bab, jared will be next;

-h e  i s  a  l i t t l e  s p o o n (in almost every instance)

-protecc him please he needs to be shown love

-one of his favorite things to do is lay his head in your lap while you play with his hair 

-he was pretty scared of cuddles and physical contact for a little bit 

-but once when he was having a panic attack and you didn’t know what to do you just rubbed his back while you were sitting on his bed together

- until he sorta flopped into your arms, shaking, and you wrapped your arms around him and held him so tightly because you hated seeing your Evan like this and it broke your heart

-and it didn’t work immediately  but when his breathing calmed down and he opened his eyes

(they were shut really tightly because he was trying to focus on breathing)

-he realizes that you’re laying next to him and holding him and he just kinda wiggles around in your arms so he’s facing you

-and his cheeks are tear stained o h g o d

-but he gives you a small smile and you run a hand through his hair and kiss his nose

-that’s when he realized how much he loved being in your arms

-whenever he was sad you would just envelope him with cuddles and little kisses all over his face and neck

- in time he’s become comfortable enough to where he will literally ask for cuddles when you’re with other people

and who are you to say no?

-but sometimes if the world just becomes too much Evan will try to do what you do for him 

-and he’ll hold you and just g o  o n  a n d  o n about how much he loves you and how he could never live without out

-yes obviously you fall asleep to that

-when Evan is tired he will cling to you like a fuckin adorable koala and you just chuckle 

- he just loves you and he needs constant reassurance that you love him too

-sometimes he gets insecure that he’s so needy and gets scared he annoys you so he just pushes himself away and you realize it and cuddle him s o h a r d

-OKAY IM DONE

OH! I actually love sexually confident Evan and with that I have some different post-sex cuddle headcannons, so if you want those + sexually confident Evan please please let me know!

[sm0kingcrack]

A reminder

Connor is probably right handed, Evan has a cast in his left hand. In soulmate aus (where you write on skin and it shows up in the others skin too) Connor would write on his left arm and Evan wouldn't see it because his cast would cover it. Unless he'd been previously talked to, he wouldn't know. (This applies to other ships too ;0)

[thedoodlezoo]

DEH x Reader at the Zoo HCs

Evan: -Really likes birds at the zoo. Not like, the ostriches or peacocks, but he could literally sit on a bench watching the pidgeons for an hour or so -He's actually hella scared of ostriches. He won't admit it, though. -Evan LOVES elephants. If he gets to see baby ones, he'll smile the rest of the day. -"LOOK AT THE PENGUIN!! ITS SO S M A L L" -Reluctantly agrees to look at snakes, but holds your hand really tight the entire time -He can't keep his eyes off of the tigers. He finds them calming -"IS THAT A REAL BEAR OH MY GOD ITS BIG" -Sad because animals in captivity -"[Name], sweetheart, can you take a picture of me with this stuffed koala?" -Ends up buying you said koala because he feels bad for using the merchandise if he didn't buy it Jared: -Demands that you see the monkeys as soon as you arrived. -Like, literally, "C'mon. Monkeyssssss." And Jared whines like an incapable five year-old until you agreed. -When you finally get to the monkeys, he looks for maybe seven seconds before getting bored. -"I'm not scared of bats, that's dumb!" So he storms into the bat house and you find him in the corner shifting uncomfortably between his two feet. -Tries to feed himself to the giraffes. -Really likes the naked mole rat and groundhogs for some reason. -"Do you think they'd let me ride a rhino?" -Spends more time in the gift shop than with the actual animals. -He doesn't buy anything related to the zoo, but instead $55 dollars worth of candy, fidget spinners and shirts with dumb animal puns. -"Babe, can we pleaseeeee go back tommorow? That was like, the most fun I've ever had." Connor -Enjoys the reptile house, which is expected. -He really likes the otters, which is less expected, and it makes you giggle. -"If you tell anyone that I just went to the kid's petting zoo and enjoyed it, I'm not kissing you for a month." -Talks/yells back at the parrots when they squawk. -Lowkey tried to kidnap an aardvark and take it home because he loved it so much. -Eats way more than you find healthy -You take like a million photos of him in the butterfly pavillion and you can see the exact photo where he realizes you're documenting the experience and is less than amused. -"I am taking over the world with an army of polar bears. Fuck yeah." -Tries to make out with you in the bat house, which you don't exactly find romantic -Managed to only do like two illegal things Zoe -Takes a thousand photos, some of animals and most of you being cute as hell. -Really wants to hug a panda -Tries to pull a Harry Potter with the boa in the reptile house -Talks a lot about the owls, because she apparently went through a hardcore owl loving phase -"Aw, look, the lizards are hugging!" "Zoe, that's not hugging" -Has you take a bunch of photos of her making faces at llamas -Offers to give you a piggyback ride through the Bear County when you get tired. -Reads the names of all the animals and mentally catalogues them. -Buys you both "She's mine" tee shirts, and smirks at the cashier when he gives you two a weird look. Alana -Knows more things about the animals than the employees -Mapped out the entire trip beforehand -Liked anything endangered, colorful, or fluffy -Even the animals she didn't necessarily like, she still appreciated -"We should start a campaign for endangered animals!" -Kindly told children who were knocking on the dispay glass to stop -Found flowers and put them in your hair as you walked, grinning the entire time -Fell in love with the badgers. You have to pull her away, and eventually convince her that you have to stick to her schedule -Used multiple bird calls that she knew

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The next zoe should be adopted and heres why…. an essay

Yall want context lets start from the verryyyyy beginning. (added actor notes are for the characters who are changed by Zoes Race)

Context for the murphys (pre show)

Zoe was adopted from china when she was a baby

Whether or not Cynthia actually adopted her for selfish reasons is up to the viewer but im gonna go with no because I don’t find Cynthia inherently malicious.

They say that most siblings who are super close in age actually are more hostile to each other. (my parents have a 3 year difference on their siblings) but because Zoe grew up in a white household she clings to the one closest to her age (connor)

They live in a mostly white neighborhood and Zoe gets bullied by other kids. Connor, honestly too young to even know about race insists she is his sister and he loves her (ages 8 and 9)

Zoe grows on connor and she will have a special place in his heart. The line “Just because Connors no banging on my door screaming hes going to kill me, doesn’t mean were the fucking brady bunch” is ill placed in anger towards her mother not connor.

When connor grows older he understands race a little more and he tells zoe that she will always be his sister. (hanging out in the orchard practically inseperable)

Because of this different relationship growing up, Zoe has an attachment to connor and is more likely to forgive him for his shit.

When connor starts to act out Zoe is more involved in getting him help, in the end she blames her parents inactions for his death. And beats herself up for not have trying harder.

 OK now that that’s out of the way.

Anybody have a Map

While Connor acts hostile Zoe is constantly trying to break the mood, and joke around with her. Like olivia Pucketts performance, she is joking at the breakfast table.

When connor and evan meet in the middle of the stage, Zoe is trailing behind Connor.

Like Olivia Pucketts performace zoe’s “if connor’s not coming im leaving without him” is played as if she wouldn’t actually leave him behind.

Waving through a window.

I think Zoe would recognize evans sadness, from experiencing it with connor.

I think she would give evan extra smiles and waves, to try and connect with him.

Upon her entrance she might enter with a wave.

For Forever (and before)

(I wish we got to see zoes first raw reaction to getting the news about connor)

Im thinking it was a whole lot of shutting down

I also think she collapsed.

Im choosing to Omit “no connor was a bad person” for “like you payed attention to any of his problems!”

“There were no good things” refers to the more recent times where her memories are all breaking her family up from Connor.

The “what were the good things” stem from the fact that zoe for 3 or 4 years was the mediator between Connor and her parents. Shes calling out Cynthia for deluding herself into thinking that connor wasn’t depressed, like he killed himself for no reason.

Requiem

I could quote the entirety of requiem with different notes and feelings for every line. But I may do that in a different post because this thing would become 20 pages. But the main points

In the beginning her tone is level and controlled. Shes thinking as she sings

When larry starts singing she visibly winces, when he says that he gave him so much and that he “threw it away”

She dislikes her mothers attitude, not because shes trying to make connor seem like a good person but because, in cynthias own way, she also didn’t help connor and her delusion that connor was always a good person, misses the entire point that he had a mental issue which his parents didn’t try to understand.

She belts the second chorus in frustration she doesn’t blame connor she blames her parents.

In the bridge specifically “don’t tell me that it wasn’t black or white” is her literally pointing out that her and her parents are different races.

When she sings (or sing/belts) "That you were not the monsterS that I knew." The “monster” origianally for connor is changed to “monsterS” aimed directly at her parents.

Saying in the last chorus when zoe sings “saying that I miss you” she is directly mocking larry for missing connor who didn’t even cry at his funeral and mocking Cynthia for missing a connor who didn’t even really exist.

In the end she shuns herself away and sings a solemn last “ohhhh ohhhhhh”

If I Could tell her (and before)

Bottom line. In this version, evan and zoes relationship isn’t like, that healthy. Its healthy but for the wrong reasons.

In this version Zoe is literally trying to save evan from becoming her brother. And while she loves him, its more as a friendship. (so when he kisses her later at the end of the song, shes still pretty surprised)

zoe is talking to evan about all the fads her mother goes through and she just like casually drops the fact that she thinks that her own adoption in itself was a "fad" based move that her mom pulled just like all the diets she goes on.

 She reveals that she feels neglected and hurt that her parents spent more time on their birth son, connor

 So during the song I never think that enough happens. And the way that ive experienced witnessing anziety is that most people pick their cuticles. And I totally think that zoe would grab a bandaid. (I also want connor ((with no explination)) to have one or two bandaids on his fingers on during “does anybody have a map)

 The reason zoe is asking about connor is that she never got to know him like the last 2 years.

 It was like a one sided issue on her part. She would try to help and connor would brush her off.

 You will be found

 Zoe realizes that Evan is her second chance and can save him.

 She chooses to do this by kissing him.

 She doesn’t love evan but she doesn’t want to lose another friend.

 The scene before to break in a glove.

 Zoe is far more hostile to Larry.

 She empathizes with her mother far more, and this exchange is less friendly.

 Only us (and before)

 I think at this point zoe says she doesn’t wanna talk about connor purely because she is tired.

 Taking care of people when she feels shes never had anyone take care of her is draining.

 She Just wants to spend time not in her house and not talking about connor.

 (the bandaid scene could alternitab=vely take place in this song)

 Also in this I think Zoe kneels down in front of evan and kisses his hands (I think people tend to gender these types of romantic moves, but as a caretaker I can see Zoe doing it)

 "You will be found reprise"

 where someone on the recording calls zoe a "stuck up bitch"

they call her some form of an asian slur which larry asks about what it means and Zoe tells him to drop it

 Thats based off of a real life experience where i had to explain to my parents what "Ch*nk" ment

 Words fail

I think zoe is extremely hurt, because her friendship is built off of connor who she loved. So like I don’t think anything is too different

 Finale.

I think this finale is where zoe finally realizes her feelings and gets over connor.

I think she still loves Evan in a more healthy way and she still wants to protect him.

  Notes

 They never really talk about nail biting or picking in this musical, but I would bring it in. Because I like the idea of hands and like how zoe kissing evans hands like makes him feel better. (whoops) (also we never see Evan super flustered (like romantically) and I would love to see it from Ben, Colton and MLB)

This would actually work with any adopted situation (Olivia call me)

Extra notes in case people want to write this or whatever

She is extra best friends with alana, because growing up in an area of mostly white people POC tend to stick together,

Jared makes a ton of race jokes

not like deliberatly because i believe in jared more then that but like subltle micro agressions where he asks evan if he has "yellow fever"

 Evan doesnt care what race she is tho. He’s neutral. He doesn’t fetishize her but hes also like not that political.

I would like to thank @neglectedrainbow for that post on Olivia because thats what started this.

ANd Olivia Puckett if you see this. CALL ME. 

[sincerely-murphy]

Jared and Alana's friendship

-both of them have trouble opening up to people as Jared always covers his real feelings with jokes and Alana hides behind a huge wall

-they bond over how they were both hurt by Evan

-the pair start hanging out and they become the best of buds

-they slowly work together to help each other open up a little, often venting because they know that the other will understand

-one day when Jared is feeling particularly down Alana shows up at his house with a new computer game that she knows he’s been wanting for a while now

-Alana always calls people her acquaintances, but when Jared thanks her for the game and for always being there for him, she’s like “that’s what friends are for” and Alana doesn’t know it but it makes Jared sO happy because!!!!!! Alana Beck just called him a friend!!!!!!

[soursaiki]

DEH characters as famous tumblr posts

Idk I was bored

Zoe Murphy: “One time my brother tried to yank away my ‘towel hat’ and was promptly horrified when I yelled in pain. “I didn’t know your hair was IN there!!” he cried. Boys.”

Jared Kleinman: “If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.”

Evan Hansen: “Be careful who you call ugly in middle school. Not because they might get hot or something but because it’s mean”

Connor Murphy: “My sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god I need somewhere flat to write’ and I said ‘how about your chest’”

Alana Beck: “Julius Caesar’s assassination was the last time everyone in a group project did their part”

|My masterlist|

[the-anonymous-ones]

BE MORE CHILL AND DEAR EVAN HANSEN SEXUALITY HEADCANNONS

Evan Hansen: pansexual

this boi gives me awkward pansexual vibes

connor Murphy: bisexual

hes the chaotic bisexual who’s always high and thrown into random situations

Zoe Murphy: pansexual as fuckkkkkkk

i just feel like she wouldn’t care about gender

jared: pansexual

i have a strong feeling Jared is the chaotic pansexual we all needed

alana beck: lesbian

do I need to explain? Her vibessss

BMC;

Jeremy: questioning boi

I feel like he’d be questioning if he were bi or not

michael: gay

christine: straight and asexual

jake: pansexual

he just gives me those vibes ya know?

Rich: bi of course

Chloe: PAN BUT LIKE AS PAN AS ZOE

I FEEL LIKE SHED DEFINITELY BE PAN LIKE SERIOUSLY

Brooke: lesbian

i feel like she’d be the lesbian that pretends to like guys because she’s closeted. y’know?

Jenna: Demisexual omnisexual

idk why she just gives me those vibes

also: don’t come at me in the notes