#aka type 3

[arcanegifs]

ARCANE ARMS OF LEGENDS: Vi's 💪💪💪

[ahalliance]

antoine + étoiles insane moments, p.2. aka the ass saga. p1 here

transcript + context for some of the clips below

[Video Transcript:

[First clip plays.]

Rivenzi: You want to see Etoiles’ ass, of course…

Antoine: Yeah, I’m gonna stare at your ass, Etoiles…

Etoiles: Fuck, what dread, during Popcorn [a talkshow Etoiles had been invited on the previous week], when I went up to the map and you said that, and I thought ‘whoa—‘

Antoine: Sorry

[Second clip plays: the moment during Popcorn]

PA/Domingo: Antoine Daniel has posted a tweet for us: ‘I wanted to look at this map of Africa, but Etoiles’ ass in the shape of a standing bell is driving me crazy. Smiley face with eyes in the shape of hearts.’

[Third clip plays: a continuation of the first clip.]

Antoine: Sorry, bro…

Ponce: Oh but that tweet, besides

Rivenzi: A standing bell…

Antoine: What’s more is that I never tweet and when I do it’s to tweet this sort of shit

Ponce: That’s exactly what I told myself. When PA read the tweet, I thought to myself, ‘but he never tweets!’ And he tweets to talk about Etoiles’ ass

Antoine: There needs to be a good reason, you see

[Fourth clip plays: a clip from the Team du Lundi’s minecraft server.]

JDG: Someone (in chat) said, ‘I can’t tell whether the atmosphere is good tonight or—‘

Antoine: It sucks, it sucks

Florence: You don’t need to ask every time, it always sucks

Baghera: Always sucks. Especially when Etoiles talks about ass [which had been a previous topic of discussion for him that night]

Antoine: Stooop, I enjoy it

Mynthos: You enjoy it?

JDG: It’s true tonight that it’s more weird than bad

Antoine: I like it when Etoiles talks about ass….

[Fifth clip plays: a second and different clip from Popcorn.]

Etoiles: —you’re not allowed to tell me that [Xari claimed to not know much about cinema]. I know you, I studied, because you’re my rival [in pop culture]. I really enjoy what you do in life, Xari, and you’re really knowledgeable about cinema

Antoine: What do you mean he’s your rival? And I’m just shit?

Etoiles: You, you’re my lover

Antoine: Oh yeah, sorry, my bad

PA/Domingo: One of the three is gonna die soon. There’s a whole situation, there’s a whole lore

[Sixth clip plays: a clip from the QSMP.]

Antoine: Don’t you want to get married, dude?

Etoiles: Well, I don’t have the time to fuck

Antoine: What the fuck?!

Etoiles: I don’t have time to fuck, dude. I just need to kill everyone

Antoine: No but just a marriage, you see. You’ve watched Game of Thrones— you haven’t watched Game of Thrones, you can’t know how marriages work in that series

Etoiles: I’ve watched it, but I’m married to the street, dude. I can’t give out my heart that quickly

Antoine: Yeah but you can give out your ass quickly, no?

Etoiles: No, frankly, my ass—

Antoine: What the fuck?!

Etoiles: Giving out your ass takes time, dude

Antoine: What the fuck…

Etoiles: Then again, I need to think about it. I’ll give you my answer. I need to discuss, and everything

Antoine: I’m tired of getting betrayed. You get married with someone else—

Etoiles: Never in a million years!

Antoine: —it’s like yesterday. Apparently Maximus got the mic from his ass removed while I wasn’t there. I was supposed to be the one to do it

Etoiles: Oh okay, so I’m your second choice?

[Overlapping]

Antoine: No! It was just to help him—

Etoiles: No, but, okay

Antoine: He got— listen—

Etoiles: There’s no problem!

Antoine: Fuck, nevermind

Etoiles: There’s no issue! Oh, so you’re opening my chest and stealing?

Antoine: I was just looking! Out of curiosity

Etoiles: Yeah, that’s it

Antoine: I don’t even understand what’s in it

Etoiles: Yeah, out of curiosity. Dude, your opinion on my cave?

Antoine: Well frankly it’s big

end Video Transcript.]

[vole-mon-amour]

Halsin with a tummy. Halsin with belly. Halsin with hairy soft belly. Halsin with a bit of pubic fat. Not ripped Halsin.

(The man is literally a bear that hibernates during winter and has had problems with overeating and over-indulging (and those things rarely go away on its own, so I'm sure it's still in his mentality.) Larian, give him a bigger belly. Give him a BIG belly even. Larian, get rid of those damn abs. They're like a jumpscare to me every time I see them. He's way too ripped. So is Gale. So is Astarion (though there I can HC why he's like that—Cazador forced him to look conventionally attractive to lure more prey. He also wanted a prettier doll to have fun with himself.)

[lovelbear]

Finished catching up on lore and now I've got a single question

If Caspian's soul combined with part of raza's does that make him part of Arisanna parent now?

Also does that make season 3 the season of characters getting parents back? (Except for centross) cause like Aax got two parent figures, Rae gained a the mother he wished he had (before she died), icurus got fable back, and ari had her mom for a bit. Ignore the fact that three characters lost a parent and boom

[stormyoceans]

whoever styled them for this event deserves a raise and a kiss on the mouth

[gothoffspring]

me whenever i think about how the spa day refresh was over a year and a half ago and EA has probably completely abandoned the idea of giving us any future refreshes when we need them more than we need air, instead deciding to give us basic paywalled recolors

[meetmeatthecoda]

Red and Rumple are kinda cut from the same cloth, don't you think?

Hi, anon 🥰 Woah... you kinda broke my brain with this one, not gonna lie... cause yeah 😳 Also, I think you unintentionally called me out for having a Definite Type™️ 😂 Injured, battle-hardened, or otherwise solitary older men who are emotionally guarded to the point of self-isolation but find themselves unexpectedly soft for one (1) woman, are low-key in total denial about it, but would 1000% kill for her before they even realize how down bad they are??? Calling all Coda's faves to the floor: Remus Lupin, Mr. John Bates, Richard Castle, Rumplestiltskin/Mr. Gold, Raymond Reddington, etc. etc. 🙃 Yeah... "cut from the same cloth" is definitely a solid analysis to say the least LOL Thank you for this unexpected laugh & moment of self-awareness, anon, you're the real MVP (with fantastic taste in fictional dudes too, I might add, tee hee), & much love to you, of course, friend!! ❤️

[bechloesupercorp]

bea having an irrational fear of the dark at night but bc theyre so in-tune w each other's emotions, everytime bea gets scared, the halo starts to glow, even if ava's asleep.

one night, bea wakes up from a bad dream and is staring at the ceiling in stilted silence -- the fact that ava wasn't asleep in her arms is already a bit of a shock -- and the halo starts glowing faintly, fighting off the darkness just enough. ava sleepily rolls over onto her front, half draped over bea and bea let's herself relax under her weight.

nothing can get her when ava's here. no monsters, no nightmares, no memories.

the ghosts are at bay.

[satorisoup]

just saw an osamu edit and i fear the obsession slapped me in the face at full throttle within the 17 seconds that it lasted ^_^

[screambirdscreaming]

At the bus stop one time there was a gaggle of preschoolers waiting to catch the bus for a field trip day, and someone walked past with a couple of friendly little dogs, to great general delight.

But after a little bit, the dogs were getting overwhelmed, and the preschoolers were gently coaxed to back off so the person with the dogs could continue on. Specifically, one of the preschool teachers said, "Sometimes, when you're small, being surrounded by big people can be a bit scary and overwhelming. Even if they are friendly."

This was recieved as great wisdom: after all, the preschoolers were also small, and understood how scary and overwhelming big people could be! And the dogs were indeed even smaller than the preschoolers, so it made sense.

What was funny and charming was that, upon absorbing and reflecting on this wisdom, they all felt the need to tell it to one another. In tones of great insight, they turned to one another and said, "Did you know? Sometimes when you are small, being surrounded by big people can be scary and overwhelming! Even if they are friendly!" Back and forth, without any particular concern that they were all saying the same thing. Have reached comprehension of an insight, it must be shared!

I must say that this behavior is less charming in tumblr users than in preschoolers. Not least because tumblr users, having gained a little analytical skill to misuse, insist on Summarizing and Generalizing and Unifying the insights they repeat, quickly turning any interesting new information into formulaic dogmatic mush.

[rosemaze-reveries]

fellow is 100% familiar w the horrific gatekeeping underbelly of show biz ,,, imagine he finds a nameless actor struggling to get their big break, who's gone through the cycles of exchanging "favors" for hopeless chances, who's slowly realizing that an attractive face and some talent isn't enough to carry them to stardom in an industry built against people like them. for a second fellow sees himself and thinks he can fix them 🙄 (you're dreaming) (can you stomach watching another promising future fall in shambles at your own hands)

[rouge-the-bat]

the key to know if im going to absolutely adore a character is:

are they shadow the hedgehog? or,

would they love and relate to the shadow the hedgehog videogame, but play off the interest as just about it being cool?

[indecisive-dizzy]

alright I'm miserable time to project onto the mailman ✨

[lazywriter-artist]

Not just one!! Two little idiots (I too love them a lot—)

They were a dream pet of mine for the longest time and was ecstatic when I managed to not only get one but two!! My beloved little sons 🥰

[whatudottu]

Bestie I have got to tell you Mal TD totally listens to the Shadow the Hedgehog OST, and depending on the Total Drama timeline it would literally be perfect timing like- you can’t tell me this edgy teen nerd didn’t see a Sonic character with a gun and DIDN’T think it was cool, come on!

[monstrousmenagerie]

SPECIMEN #42

Daphnia from Linda Cube