#ajajja

[sapa1383]

Finally the fucking photo turned out well... well enjoy seeing a slave 😌🥸

[se-me-rompio-el-cosito1]

Parece que la gente que pide ayuda en Gaza, quieren ser mis amigos, me envian mensaje todos los dias, nadie se habia preocupado tanto por mi.

[fulanacualquiera]

Adultez

Lo triste que me siento siendo adulta y perdiendo mi vieja cuenta tumblr, en donde había narrado tanto de mi con emoción :(

[paper-entusiaster]

There are no more dino nuggets :(

Zazzy belongs to: @idanart

[tubbietommo]

Hellooo?? no one told me Nico Rosberg was literally fangirling on live tv over Jessica Hawkins and how her lap times were rapid compared to the Aston test driver?!???

[thevapollo]

I find so funny that the number one pairing in d:bh is the two characters that haven't interacted once in the whole game

[unagrancantidaddepanes]

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING !!!!!!!! 😮😮😮

claro q no está inspirado en este meme de bluey clarrooo q no (/j)

[found-wings]

one thing I rmbr from smpearth is how if techno was ever up to shit off stream- it was not uncommon for him to hit phil up to help him out in some way so with that being said

fun hc for this au could be that it used to be common for phil to be sleeping then wake whenever techno needed his help, but now with the islanders staying over; I imagine a funny scenario would be techno looking for phil and finding him napping somewhere aka dead to the world clung to etoiles and one of the new people (I imagine cellbit) is giving him such a panicked stare when he entered the room and holding a finger up in a 'don't. you dare.' motion because these 2 sillies never sleep and they'll be dammed if anyone wakes them up 😭😭

an extra thing for techno to deal with is that if he wants phils help then he won't be able to get him up without waking etoiles up either, like how dare you take away his heated bird blanket ?? the code arm fucks with his senses enough let him have this one consistency :( - 💿

ANON YOU!!!! YOU ARE SO RAAAAH

GOD I‘M SO SOFT FOR CODEBREAKERS AAAA

Techno struggling to adjust to the fact that Phil is now also very much clinging to other people ( people being mainly Etoiles JAJA ) and he can’t just. wake Phil up for whatever reason whenever anymore, because the rest of the islanders keep insisting that Phil and Etoiles‘ sleep schedule are beyond fucked by now so please just let them have this nap- ( Techno was already aware of how Phil fucks his own sleep schedule up every so often, so he‘s not too surprised tbh, but it hasn’t been a constant state like this again for so long, not after last time, so. concern )

All I can imagine is a couple of islanders all gathered up cozily in a room, vibing together while Phil & Etoiles are napping, because lets be honest they probably sat down together to talk and passed out not too long after, finding all the lore talk too much to listen to-

And then Techno walks in and the previous hushed conversation turns into a panicked silence, Cellbit doing quiet but aggressive motions to Techno that just scream 'don‘t you DARE wake them up, not even god knows what I‘ll do if you do'

The thought of Techno waking Phil up anyways and while Phil doesn’t necessarily mind it because he loves helping his flock, just imagine Etoiles waking up to his silly bird blanket not with him and that fact makes him go D: pls give him Phil back, he requires his personal weighted blanket

[poplin-kitty]

Lo que otros pensaban que pasara en el eclipse

What others thought would happen in the eclipse:

Lo que mi estupido cerebro piensa 🥺:

What my stupid brain thinks 🥺:

[lyneytricks]

dad just came up to me and gave me ten yen??? ok??? where did you get that, father...

[dunnchef]

' ni cerca, ' responde rápidamente, antes de chasquear la lengua por permitirse hablarle así a alguien que podría ser de la realeza. ' disculpe... ¿su alteza? ' mejor preguntar antes de seguir jodiéndola. ' solo soy el asistente de cocina de canterbury. ahora, respecto a lo otro— sí. totalmente. en este reino, al parecer, ¡no usan condimentos! ' y alza las manos con un gesto de incredulidad, sacudiendo su rostro como si no pudiese creer lo absurdo que todo esto resultaba. ¿acaso los monarcas no sabían tomar buenas decisiones cuando de comida se trataba? o bueno... cuando de cualquier cosa se trataba, en verdad. ' ahí tienes un punto, de hecho. el vino blanco siempre va con frutas suaves como el durazno; todo es cuestión de balance. '

"oh, eres el chef." asume, pues no ha conocido a todo el personal del palacio. "¿puedo ser realmente sincero?" pregunta, sin embargo no espera un respuesta antes de continuar. "creo que a algunos platillos les falto un pequeño golpe de sabor." es la forma más educada en que puede afirmar que sí, parte de la comida si le parecieron insípida. "pero me gustaron las frutas y el vino."

[julianalvarez9]

fav arg sub20 players? i've been obsessed since the wc started and im so sad they're out 😭

he wasn't part of the sub20 players bc his club didn't allow him to come but i love nico paz soooo much 😮‍💨 we share birthdays, i think we should just marry each other at this point. anyways. continuing. luka romero, obviously, always gotta have a tiny and fast argentinian king who you are in love with. and well, máximo perrone ofc i love him since he came to city to join julián 😭 they're always together i love them sm

[positiveglitchexists]

The masculine urge to squish someones cheeks and call them a cutie IS UNREAL RN. God people are so cute and I just- ksjskqiq

[honeycorpse696]

here's your silly gift(adding Mr chopped,I forget ajajja)

[natehwang]

"hm, quizá sólo estoy aburrido de estas cosas y no espero nada fuera de lo común." por algo su participación en este tipo de reuniones ha ido decreciendo con los años, siendo la insistencia de su madre y la explicación de una sociedad secreta de tiempos mozos lo que despertó apenas su curiosidad. sin embargo, no puede decir que esté sorprendido. al menos de momento. "aunque si tienes alguna idea de las formas en que la velada podría salir mal, me gustaría escucharlas, mejor estar preparado ¿o no?" bromea a pesar de que curiosidad genuina se esconde tras palabras. conocer qué pasa por la mente ajena podría ayudar a distraerle un rato. "tendrás que procurar no perderlos entonces."

" Quisiera tener esa tranquilidad " responde la muchacha ya que en su cabeza era una opción factible o quizas solo tenia una imaginación muy vivida. " No se si nerviosa sera la palabra correcta pero digamos que si " comenta encogiendose de hombros. " De que puedo si puedo, pero me gustan demasiado como para dejarlos por aqui, eso y que no creo que me vea bien toda sudada luego de correr" comenta bromista la femina.

[found-wings]

Silly random thought

qCodebreakers but qPhil is a phoenix hybrid

The silly thought of Phils wings being too hot to the touch for anyone to actually touch, but Etoiles is determined and he eventually figures out that his code affected arm cancels out the warmth 75% of the time, so he can help Phil in preening his wings :D