#aint your nothing

[pig-mania]

me

[ygamiraito]

"i faint! i go!... AH!" HE IS SO DRAMATIC DAWGG 😭😭😭

[spotsupstuff]

day 22 and 25 -looks at date- or at least inspired by them

[mastercrownmonday]

what if the crown said a bad words. that would be pretty funny. i think

[yuhi-san]

Listen, i get why people see wolfwood as a monsterfucker. After all vash occasionally melts into a biblicaly accurate abomination and all that but...

Wolfwood decidedly is not a monsterfucker

That's like half the problem. If he were, it would be so so much easier on him

Wolfwood isn't a case of "oh fuck i wanna screw that six ways to sunday" (excited, very horny for vash's body horror)

Wolfwood is clearly a case of "oh fuck i wanna screw that six ways to sunday" (horrifyed, very much not into the body horror but realizing he still wants to bang vash anyway.)

Like not sure if this would constitute a sexual identity crisis but it sure is a crisis of some kind

In canon, regardless of if you read them as platonic or romantic, wolfwood grows to love, trust and deeply care for vash but it doesnt ever quite overwrite the instinctual fear of all the fucked up shit vash has going on

[allpromarlo]

jjk fans will jump at any opportunity to hate women because what did hana even do

[jay-wasreblogging]

'If you don't allow your partner to have access to your phone that's strange and you're hiding something!'

Yes I am actually, it's Ao3. I dont want my partner (if i ever have any) to think anything I read is something I would ever want in real life... like babes no i dont want you as Alpha Hannibal comforting a tweaking Omega Will in heat, feeding him several people served up on a sashimi platter.

[yurislilygarden]

Oh boy, you've done it now. You've hit me with ✨️inspiration✨️ so now I must write, you've been warned.

Emily: I don't see why there couldn't be another God. Maybe the Lord created them! Gave himself a brother, or sister? It sounds pretty lonely being the only one of your kind...

Adam *stops sipping on his drink*: Like a pantheon? Nah. Can't see G doing that.

Sera: Emily, I know you are young and it might seem hard to understand have great our Lords powers are, even now, I too can find it almost impossible to believe too.

Sera *behind Readers view butterfly, cupping here hands gently around the wings as much as possible*: A piece of our Lord has returned to us, he has come to observe us and it isn't our place to question his motives or judge the form he takes.

Emily: But-

Adam: Listen Em, the big G does this kinda stuff some time. He just checks in through a beam of light, or on a divine chariot or appears as a burning bush, says hi and then checks out again, used to do it all the time. And yeah, sure, they don't sound like how he normally does but like, this is God we're talking about, can change his voice at will.

Emily: BUT-

Sera *gently petting Emily's head: See Emily? Our Lord may work in ways we may never understand, he may have bestowed on us knowledge and awareness that may seem too vast to comprehended, but I assure you that he is doing it all for our own well-being.

Emily: ... Okay.

Emily: Hey, Adam was built in the Lords image, right?

Adam: That's right, Em! I'm might not look exactly like the big G but he got all the important parts right atleast. *nudges Emily with his elbow before going back to sipping his drink*

Emily: Then... Whose image was Lillith built in?

*A few seconds of silence passed*

Sera *putting a hand over her mouth*: ...

Adam *dropping his drink in shock*: Oh. Fuck.

Anon can I just say... YOU'RE A FUCKING GENIUS I LOVE YOU /P

I have been blessed with a beautiful idea that I shall use in the future😌

This has actually genuinely saved me as I didn't have any real idea of how would I make them think that reader could be God's sibling where it also would make sense. The idea of Emily introducing the idea to these two is so real actually. Although I do think it would take a little bit more to convince Sera, in particular, to be 100% on the idea, she would be on board with Emily's idea soon after😭

[incorrect-jujutsu]

jjk first and second years as my brothers bullying my dog because "it bullied them first"

maki: *glaring*

yuta: girl its not that serious

maki: fucking fatass dog. bro cant even walk he waddling

toge: not like he gonna get very far

yuta: STOP BULLYING MY DOG

maki: IT BIT ME

yuta: OMG CRY ABOUT IT

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megumi: boy you are the size of australia where do you think youre going huh

nobara: exactly

itadori, hands and knees on the ground in front of the dog: boy why you so cylinder

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yuta: if youre here to bully my dog then get out of my room before i pull up on you

panda: why is he built like a run on sentence

yuta: HUH?

toge: sausage ass dog

maki: built like a roll of toilet paper

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nobara: why is he bigger than the great wall of china

yuta: WHY IS EVERYONE GANGING UP ON MY DOG GODDAMN

[akkivee]

BAR JAZZ SOLO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[francesderwent]

the first Anne of Green Gables book is all about Anne being given a home and a family, people who love her and aren’t merely using her, someplace she belongs. and Gilbert is on the outside of that for the whole story, just this funny little rivalry that Anne hangs onto, someone who wants the privilege of belonging with Anne in some way, but whom she ignores, and ignores pretty easily. but at the very end he places himself at the center of the main story, no longer avoidable, by trading schools with her, so that she can keep everything that she’s grown to love—he claims his place in her heart by giving her Green Gables again, as a gift.

[ygamiraito]

"in fact to be perfectly candid i was a bit of a slut!" GOOD FUCKING BYEEEE

[qquipart]

how about kanamori from eizouken?

yall. anime is hard. I like her face, thank you anon! a lot of the fan art gives her a typical pointy anime chin but i quite like her chin.

[batbusiness-schooldropout]

I'm once again doing work at the folks' house, and I swear if I'm not left this house in the will, I'm putting that ugly ass carpet BACK on the hardwood floors I swear it to you. Dog stains and all!

[littlestardescendants]

Omg look Satan's Face Changed

Like what? What I do now?

Yall ever played GTA San Andreas?

Satan is Catalina.

( Especially at 19:35 lol )

[zrllosyn-art]

Hi. Meet my boy, his birthday is soon.

(Kaiju no.8 oc)