#if my brothers see this STOP BULLYING MY DAMN DOG HE AINT DID NOTHING TO YOUR BITCH ASSES

[incorrect-jujutsu]

jjk first and second years as my brothers bullying my dog because "it bullied them first"

maki: *glaring*

yuta: girl its not that serious

maki: fucking fatass dog. bro cant even walk he waddling

toge: not like he gonna get very far

yuta: STOP BULLYING MY DOG

maki: IT BIT ME

yuta: OMG CRY ABOUT IT

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megumi: boy you are the size of australia where do you think youre going huh

nobara: exactly

itadori, hands and knees on the ground in front of the dog: boy why you so cylinder

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yuta: if youre here to bully my dog then get out of my room before i pull up on you

panda: why is he built like a run on sentence

yuta: HUH?

toge: sausage ass dog

maki: built like a roll of toilet paper

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nobara: why is he bigger than the great wall of china

yuta: WHY IS EVERYONE GANGING UP ON MY DOG GODDAMN