#aint she the cutest

[url0calweirdo]

Growing up so fast 🥲

[sky-skeks]

[basketobread]

she was in her flop era yesterday

[yumiiyummech]

ouhemgee its my first post here and yes its an oc :D

AHHHHH! heres my little cutie, WENDY ! hope you'll find her cute too

[starsthewitch]

BOO

cat post

i love this little munchkin down she needs to be further shared with the world

[pcktknife]

did u see the new bnha chapter leaks :(

if yall see my favorite character on they death bed do not inbox me...i already know 🙄😒

[plantwithoutplot]

Sometimes I just wanna keep editing chapter 11 of Speak Up, Boys! but then get distracted for 3hours because my cat is way too cute

[sanguinesocierie]

witches deserve to be princesses too ... fina revels in her cruelty and freedom as a witch but her overwhelming desire to be loved, doted and cared for ... the way she conducts herself, wearing a facade of sweetness and gentleness; she wants to marry a "prince" and find her happily ever after.

but ... witches ( or an odile ) can't have that, huh?

[themapleler]

i was thinking of willow a little bit she just like me frl tbh

[letitrainathousandflames]

Princess Leia has assumed her Round Form and is now enjoying a nap. 🐕 😴

[autumnation]

everyday I think about Ally and miss her

[wonryllis]

the hot dad next door (m) | park sunghoon.

﹙ 🎬 ﹚ ぃ ────𝗶𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘁 𝗱𝗮𝗱 𝗻𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂?

preview. the ever quintessential first time dad moves in next door with his five year old and finds it impossible not to fall for you, the pretty girl who gives his daughter cookies and him; the doll eyes. obsessed with your entire being, unable to keep his hands off you, park sunghoon questions if he's just crazy or he's crazy over you.

or where, he notices the way you look at his hands a little too long for it to be innocent.

meet the cast. single dad!park sunghoon with his pretty neighbour fem!reader.

genre. DILFF AUU !!, SMUT MDNI, fluff, neighbours to lovers, sunghoon is quite literally yes insanely crazed over you and for the sake of god can't keep his dick soft, domestic a little bit i guess, i want to make her my wife trope EEEKKK, slight age gap (hoon in late twenties and reader in early twenties) more to be added.

word count. est around 20k or more

warnings. inaccuracies about parenting cause i aint a parent, i got no idea. more will be mentioned in the actual post.

releasing. very soon!! .. progress update tag

park sunghoon was hot, he was a walking greek god. was single and wore these fitted suits that had you weak in the knees. if that wasn't hot enough, park sunghoon also had the cutest baby girl you had ever come across and it just made him hotter than he could ever have been.

"hey, um .. is ji—" sunghoon stands at the threshold of your open apartment door, one hand holding his creased blazer and the other rubbing at the back of his neck. embarrassed and shy at having to show up at yours looking like a mess after work because his daughter ran off while he was busy on a call and taking out her school bag from the backseat. and because everytime his daughter ran off, it was to the pretty girl next door who gives away sweet cookies all the time.

"is jia here? yeah she's in the kitchen," you answer, smiling soft and knowingly at the worried guy who barely looked like a dad. he worked in a corporate editorial, out before eight in the morning just as you prepared ingredients for your bakery. taking his daughter along to school, her excited voice resonating through the halls talking about how they were going to play with clay in class. around seven in the evening you'd hear her again, this time alone as she would skip over to your door because dada was too slow.

on weekends it'd be impossible to ignore the ruckus they made playing around, sometimes inviting you over for lunch because sunghoon apparently made too much and jia wanted to share her dada's delicious food. on some occasional weekends when he'd be called in to work for a few hours, jia would promise him to stay home and behave only to call you through the landline the moment he'd step out the door. and you would text sunghoon to come over to yours after work, his daughter munching on the new flavored cupcakes you made, unbothered about her dad and his scoldings.

"come on in, i made some almond lime tart, you could give me some feedbacks along with jia. you know she always says it's good and i can never know if it's actually good," sunghoon can't help but chuckle at that, slipping off his shoes by the front and walking inside. his eyes following your figure with a fond look as you tend to his daughter delicately, and might he admit— even more so than him.

you're sweet, you know how to handle kids; cue that one time jia was crying her eyes out after school and he had no idea what to do to comfort her, knocking at your door frantically and having his mind blown at how quickly you figured things out and calmed her down.

you're sweet, you know how to handle kids, you treat them both so well, always ready to help him out with jia, giving them sweet treats every other day and most of all— you're fucking pretty. way too pretty for him to handle.

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[maplesyrupsainz]

˖⁺｡˚⋆˙make you mine | CL16 LN4 ˖⁺｡˚⋆˙

pairing: charles leclerc x singer!reader y/n (she/her) x lando norris

genre: social media au, polyamorous relationship

warnings: just polyamory & fluff

summary: in which you never censor yourself online but your boys wouldn't change you for the world

a/n: i luv the polyamory reqs lollll

request!!!: I've been obsessed with Charlando recently so I was wondering if you could maybe write a smau for them with singer!reader, I don't have a plot other than the fact that they are dating someone like Renée Rap with zero PR training, can you imagine the chaos

fc: madison beer

my masterlist

twitter ->

instagram ->

charles_leclerc posted a story

liked by landonorris, carlossainz55, and 432,054 others

landonorris you're telling me

liked by charles_leclerc

user1 omg aw

user2 awww our precious girl

user3 still not used to u dating her

landonorris posted a story

liked by charles_leclerc, yourusername, and 389,766 others

user4 charlando looking after y/n <3

charles_leclerc only if we feed her 🤔

landonorris well..... true

user5 yummm pancakes

francisca.cgomes i miss her

landonorris i told her and she literally squealed at the mention of your name..

francisca.cgomes heheheee that's my girl

landonorris and here we were, thinking she was ours

messages ->

instagram ->

yourusername posted a story

liked by francisca.cgomes, lilymhe, and 982,712 others

user6 omg

user7 i am no better than a man

user8 what have they done this time

liked by yourusername

landonorris baby please we said sorry it was an accident

charles_leclerc ma belle please we're begging

francisca.cgomes posted a story

liked by charles_leclerc, yourusername, and 134,927 others

charles_leclerc she's with YOU?

landonorris return her to us this instant

francisca.cgomes idk what you're talking about 🤷‍♀️

user9 make em squirm

user10 😍

yourusername 📍 paris

liked by charles_leclerc, landonorris, and 1,043,365 others

yourusername the boys forgot about me but she never would

tagged: francisca.cgomes

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francisca.cgomes i wouldnt dream of it sweetheart 😍

yourusername stop im blushing....

landonorris stop flirting where we can see it charles is distraught

yourusername so was i when i realised you'd both forgotten to include me in your travel plans

user11 LOL is she being serious😭

user12 the most beautiful wags by far

pierregasly go away back to monaco and free my girlfriend

yourusername YOUR girlfriend? huhhh i know you aint talking about my girl kika

pierregasly @.landonorris @.charles_leclerc please make her forgive you so i can live in peace

charles_leclerc you don't think we're trying 😢

francisca.cgomes try harder 😋 (or dont) (i love having her around)

user13 LOL y/n always brings the chaos to social media 😭

user14 i just know lando & charles' PR team are tired

messages ->

instagram ->

yourusername posted a story

liked by francisca.cgomes, carlossainz55, and 671,346 others

lilyzneimer deserved

yourusername right?!

user15 hahaha what a fun spectacle to watch unfold via instagram

carlossainz55 you guys are crazy

yourusername 😘 perhaps true

carlossainz55 no, definitely true

user16 i know this was charles' idea

charles_leclerc 📍 monaco

liked by pierregasly, yourusername, and 844,971 others

charles_leclerc time to get serious for the home race

tagged: yourusername, landonorris

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pierregasly thank god

charles_leclerc 🤨

user17 OMG THEY R SOOO CUTEEE TOGETHER

user18 im so jealous of them

yourusername get my boys on the podium!!!! 🥇

liked by charles_leclerc, landonorris

user19 she gets it

landonorris us going back to being rivals on the track: 😢

charles_leclerc my heart isnt in it, dont worry

user20 omg why is the cutest thing ever

yourusername posted a story

liked by francisca.cgomes, lilymhe, and 612,854 others

lilymhe bored much?

yourusername they are too busy and serious to entertain me. send help

lilymhe im coming to collect you immediately

francisca.cgomes they bored you into becoming an impromptu artiste?

yourusername pretty much 😂 lily said the same thing

francisca.cgomes ok good cause me too. On my way!

user21 trust y/n to supply us with the charlando content 😻

twitter ->

instagram ->

yourusername 📍 monaco

liked by lilymhe, oscarpiastri, and 1,024,736 others

yourusername congratulations to my boys on p1 and p2 🩷✨🎀🥰🌸💘🌷🩰 never been so proud in my life!!! by the way i just dropped a new song called make you mine .. this one's for my boys:))) ily all

tagged: landonorris, charles_leclerc, lilymhe

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user26 NO WARNING?????

user27 what the fuck

lilymhe i screamed tbh

alex_albon can confirm

yourusername oh stop it you guys 🤭

francisca.cgomes IIIII WANNA FEel the RUSHH

yourusername real 👀

user28 SCREAMMMMMM

user29 our chaotic queen 👸

landonorris oh my god baby

charles_leclerc no way

messages ->

instagram ->

landonorris posted a story

liked by yourusername, carlossainz55, and 716,826 others

user30 oh god i love these three

oscarpiastri cute

lilyzneimer love her <33

user31 sickly sweet😭

charles_leclerc posted a story

liked by landonorris, pierregasly, and 801,626 others

user32 the hand drawn hearts is too cute

user33 y/n is the luckiest girl in the world

user34 giggling and kicking my feet over them

pierregasly you guys are crazy

charles_leclerc crazy in loveee 😎😎😎

yourusername posted a story

liked by charles_leclerc, francisca.cgomes, and 974,626 others

user35 the red and orange hearts😭😭😭

user36 them all posting each other celebrating i could die rn

user37 idk who i wanna be more

francisca.cgomes my fav throuple

yourusername how many others do you know

francisca.cgomes not the point!

landonorris

liked by yourusername, charles_leclerc, and 837,907 others

landonorris live inside my mind you can see the shrine got you on my walls ..

tagged: charles_leclerc, yourusername

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user38 omg🥹🥹🥹🥹

user39 omg they are sosososososo cute together i cant cope

user40 oh to be y/n y/l/n

francisca.cgomes a moment for make you mine song of the year 🙏

landonorris pinned 🧷

yourusername iktr 😎

charles_leclerc my honeys 🍯

yourusername hehe

landonorris i love you

charles_leclerc i love you ❤️

yourusername i love u sweeties

user41 the little nicknames🥹🥹🥹

user42 i'd die for them

landonorris same

THE END ❤️🧡

[the-flaneur]

the enemy of my friend is my enemy, but he's also his own worst enemy? so he's my friend? (nr6) | pt1

pairing: nico rosberg x hamilton!reader [smau]

summary: in an attempt to plan a surprise birthday party for your brother's 39th birthday, you enlist the help of his ex-??? to get into his apartment

warnings: none (i think)

a/n: unfortunately, there are too many pics so pls await pt2 😙

[masterlist] [requests]

-> instagram

y/n.hamilton

liked by lewishamilton, nicorosberg, mavxverstappen1 and others

y/n.hamilton guess who's backkkkkk....IT'S BRITNEY B*TCH 👀✌️

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user1 omg omg omg omg GUYSSSSSS i have been waiting for this day the entire year... SHE'S FINALLY BACK IN MONACO!!!

user2 i'm also in monaco rn, istg the stars are alinging for me to meet her !!!! 🤩 user 3 BRUHHHHH i wish that was me 😃😃😃 user4 i wonder why she's back though? user5 idk yk maybe to go see HER BROTHER WHO LIVES IN MONACO MAYBE???? 🙄

user6 i hope she hangs out with all the other drivers 😍 she wasn't at any of the gps this year

user7 i mean they're not really her friends, besides she was really busy this year user8 DID YOU JUST SAY THEY'RE NOT HER FRIENDS??? user7 i mean she's not the one driving in f1 is she 😐 user9 brother was not here for the grid x y/n shenanigans back in the 2010's user10 her and mark absolutely roasting the crap out of fernando and jenson for the grid penalty is still comedy gold user11 she basically adopted the entire grid after 2016, they're her babies 🤨 LIKED by maxverstappen1

lewishamilton i was not made aware of this????

y/n.hamilton sorryyyyy late flight arrangements???? 🥺👉👈 lewishamilton ok but where are you staying. i'll cancel it, you can just stay in my apartment y/n.hamilton no it's ok, i'm already staying with a friend :D lewishamilton wait whO lewishamilton don't IGNORE ME I KNOW YOU'RE STILL ONLINE user12 y/nnnnn 😭😭😭 user13 your honour they're literally the cutest yet most sibling siblings ever like girlie pop 🥲

user14 anyone else like see the nico rosberg like...or was that just me?

user15 ??? user14 ok maybe it was just me... lewishamilton what....? user16 bro's going detective mode now

friend1 Y/NNIEEEEE PLS GET ME SOME MORE CHOCOLATE FOR THE CAKE

y/n.hamilton shhhhhh you're ruining it already bro friend1 oopsie oh yeah, i forgot he actually follows you lmfao y/n.hamilton 💀 girlie plsssssss get some brain cells friend1 you stole all of mine :P user17 🤨🤨

-> instagram

y/n.hamilton

liked by lewishamilton, nicorosberg, mavxverstappen1 and others

y/n.hamilton roscoe with his favourite auntieeee ❤️

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user18 GIRLIE AINT FOOLING ANYONE FOR A SECOND, WHO IS THAT MAN IN THE SECOND SLIDE

user19 wait what???? ur kidding, ur kidding - i am not seeing no man there? user20 roscoe's looking extra cute today ☺️ user21 him in that last slide looking at y/n is devious side eye user22 @/user18 BROTHER I GOT U, THERE IS NO WAY THAT'S Y/N'S LEG user23 also y/n would not be caught dead wearing chinos in bed, it's def a man 👀

user24 OK BUT THE REAL QUESTION IS WHO??? CAUSE LEWIS IS IN PARIS SO....

user25 nahhh it's for sure whoever y/n's seeing, no way would lewis let a random stranger near his child user26 i thought y/n's been single for a while??? she got a new boo? user27 idk maybe, i mean she's been pretty out of the spotlight this year, i wouldn't be surprised

user28 ARE WE JUST GOING TO IGNORE THE NICO ROSBERG LIKE???

user29 NO CAUSE LIKE HE ALSO LIKED HER LAST POST, ANDDDD THIS IS LIKE THE FIRST TIME POST-BROCEDES FALLOUT 😨 user30 guys i think lewis might just implode if he thinks that's nico rosberg sitting with roscoe user31 seeing by his silence, i think he already has...

maxverstappen1 can charles, lando i swing by after padel practice 😄 we wanna say hi

y/n.hamilton to me or the baby? 😔 maxverstappen1 im not abandoning my grid mum like this 🤨 only lando would, considering he's ruining the wdc narrative arc right now user32 y/n and max in 2016 was peak, especially after spain 😭 AHHHHHHH I MISS HER AT THE PADDOCK SO MUCH landonorris you snooze you lose verstappen, but i would also never abandon y/n :( y/n.hamilton lando.... landonorris i let him have the padel point mother 🥲

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[lucygraysboy]

lucy  gray.  lucy  gray.  lucy  gray.  billy’s  lips  keep  moving  silently,  as  though  relishing  the  taste  of  the  strangely  familiar  name  on  his  aching  tongue.  he’s  convinced  he’s  heard  it  somewhere  before,  but  at  first  can’t  recall  where  and  when.  blades  of  grass  keep  rubbing  against  his  back,  leaving  stains  on  his  shirt  and  irritating  the  skin  beneath  when  the  fabric  gives  way  and  rides  up,  pooling  at  his  shoulder  blades.  not  that  it  matters,  all  that  counts  is  lucy  gray  and  her  promise  to  not  leave  him  alone.  lucy  gray.  despite  exhaustion  and  dehydration,  his  heart  is  suddenly  beating  a  million  miles  an  hour.  “lucy.  lucy  gray,”  he  groans,  his  chapped  lips  twisting  into  a  grimace  that’s  actually  supposed  to  be  a  smile.  the  sun  streams  down  upon  them  for  a  while  longer,  lighting  a  bright  halo  above  her  head,  and  that’s  when  it  comes  to  him  seemingly  out  of  nowhere  —  the  blurry  memory  of  his  ma,  stroking  his  hair  as  a  storm  raged  outside,  tucking  him  into  bed  with  her  and  opening  her  favorite  book.  poems,  it  was  a  collection  of  poems,  he  concludes.  he  can  smell  a  candle  burning.  in  his  memory,  the  name  on  the  cover  is  barely  visible,  but  he  can  still  hear  his  mother  reciting  one  particular  verse,  you  yet  may  spy  the  fawn  at  play,  the  hare  upon  the  green;  but  the  sweet  face  of  lucy  gray  will  never  more  be  seen  […]  yet  some  maintain  that  to  this  day  she  is  a  living  child;  that  you  may  see  sweet  lucy  gray  upon  the  lonesome  wild.  and  so  she  lives,  he  thinks  to  himself,  suddenly  overcome  with  happiness.  his  ma  must  have  sent  lucy  gray  for  him,  to  tend  to  him  or  to  take  him  to  her.  he’s  severely  dehydrated  and  feverish,  but  at  this  very  moment,  as  it  all  suddenly  begins  to  make  sense  to  his  delirious,  hazy  mind,  the  corners  of  his  eyes  begin  to  sting  with  tears.  her  name  —  he  takes  it  as  a  sign  from  the  universe  that  his  mother  is  watching  over  him  and  lucy  gray  really  is  an  angel  that  she’s  sent.  the  thought  calms  him  down  to  the  point  where  he  ends  up  drifting  off  for  a  moment.

waking  up  only  gets  more  and  more  challenging  and  exhausting  each  time  he  falls  asleep,  but  when  he  opens  his  eyes  next,  lucy  gray’s  gone  and  the  sun’s  no  longer  shining.  but  she  made  him  a  promise.  she  made  a  promise,  he  rationalizes,  convincing  himself  she  must  be  coming  back  for  him.  as  he  turns  his  heavy  head  to  the  side  to  look  for  her,  he  spots  something  terrifying  out  of  the  corner  of  his  eye.  he  blinks,  but  the  monster  persists,  staring  at  him,  baa-ing  from  time  to  time.  is  that  a…  goat?!  did  she  turn  into  a  goat?  the  pile  of  hay  would  under  any  other  circumstances  make  for  a comfy  bed,  but  with  his  back  already  sore  and  scratched,  it  feels  like  he’s  lying  on  needles.  the  goat  takes  a  curious  step  forward  just  as  he  closes  his  eyes  for  another  minute  or  two,  his  temples  pounding  from  all  this  thinking  he’s  been  doing,  needing  to  rest.  and  once  again,  he  slips  into  a  state  of  blissful  oblivion.  it’s  only  when  small,  dainty  hands  capture  and  squeeze  his  own  larger  and  more  calloused  ones  that  he  comes  back  to  his  senses,  to  a  degree.  the  sun’s  back  and  so  is  his  angel.  “lucy  gray,”  he  repeats  frantically,  so  happy  that  she’s  at  his  side  once  more.  even  if  he  can’t  see  her,  he  can  feel  her  on  his  skin  and  that’s  enough.  then  it’s  darkness  again.

“hmm?”  he  groans,  his  body  limp,  molding  like  clay  in  her  arms  and  not  really  cooperating  at  first.  at  her  room.  he  understands  that  much,  his  brain  sparking  back  to  life  at  the  unspoken  promise  —  room,  house,  water.  maybe  there’s  a  well  somewhere  on  this  property,  maybe  she’ll  let  him  have  a  sip.  but  he  has  to  get  inside  for  that,  through  the  window,  too…  god,  lucy  gray,  you’re  overestimating  me,  he  thinks,  mustering  whatever  strength’s  left  in  his  limbs  to  move.  pain,  a  burning  so  impossible  that  it  nearly  blinds  him,  shoots  up  his  legs  when  he  manages  to  scramble  up  to  his  feet,  one  of  his  arms  coils  loosely  around  this  petite  angel’s  shoulders  for  support,  his  right  hand  trying  to  grab  the  windowsill.  he  doesn’t  have  the  strength  to  remain  in  this  position  much  longer  and  so,  with  whatever  strength  he’s  got  left,  he  throws  himself,  head  first,  into  the  open  window.  he  hangs  there  like  a  sack  of  potatoes,  his  head  and  arms  and  torso  already  inside,  his  hips  and  legs  still  outside.  that’s  as  much  as  he  can  do  before  the  lights  go  out  again.

"i'm not goin' anywhere, i won't leave you. i promise you that." lucy gray speaks wholeheartedly in the midst of taking a break with an ache in her chest, chest heaving up and down as she looks up to weigh how far she's came so far and wonders if she's going to be strong enough to get him up the rest of the way of the yard. doe eyes fall back on the boy, that ache coming back when she's reminded again how sick and terrible he looks. he must be in a lot of pain, not counting how starved he looks. then she gains strength back in her upper arms again and she's back to pulling his long body, hurriedly, across the farm. fingers tightening around his ankles over his shoes until her digits hurt. "yes, that's right. lucy gray." dark haired girl confirms cheerfully despite the circumstances, finally coming up on the goat's shed and one aching arm quickly releases the latch and tugs the taller into the piles of hay on the ground for bedding, "excuse us, shamus. you got a roommate if you don't mind." she pants, looking over her shoulder once to make sure the goat is out of the way. "then again, i ain't sure this is goin' to work too well either. might be too stuffy of a place to heal up someone like him." who needs a place that's less hot as possible. she worries out loud mostly to herself, calculating eyes searching the small building in contemplation if this is a bad idea or not.

a baa sound coming from behind her tells her it is in fact a bad idea. "you're right, girl. he's not gonna be very comfy here. so off to my room, i guess. pray the preacher don't find us, will you?" she lets go of his feet and lucy gray quickly scurries outside, leaving billy inside for a moment while she goes to survey the area. sneaking back into the house to get her bedroom window open that's luckily close to the ground and then after finding out what room her father is in, scurries back out to retrieve her random male she's found. he'd get shot and she'd get paddled until their was blisters on her behind if he only knew. hands push the shed door back open and lucy gray quickly grabs his hands this time, pulling him from this end this time, back through the hay, through the grass, a handful of ducks waddling after them and then as her heart races she props him up against the siding of the house under her window.

crouching down to gently take hold of his face again, trying to guide him to focus somewhere on her face, "we're at my room, okay?" the songstress speaks quietly, beads of sweat dotting her forehead and down her tanned red cheeks, " right above you is a window to it. i need you to help me get you inside it. i'll help you stand half way and then you'll climb the best you can into it." she instructs warily– prayin' he can understand this much before standing, small hands grabbing him under his armpits and lifting his heavier frame with every ounce of upper body strength to twist him around and guide him into the open window.

[icarusredwings]

Thinking about married poolverine at the x mansion for the Christmas parties.

I like to think that even after he's quit drinking and is older, Wade lets him sit around the mansion and drink a shit ton of egg nog and just.. chill. Wade won't let anyone ask him to do anything except.. what he didn't know.. is that he signed logan up to be santa for the younger kids, and he's definitely dressed as Mrs. Clause, a wig, heels, red and white fluffy skirt, everything.

"You want me to wear what??"

"Oh, come on its for the kids peanut! Besides... ill repay you later~"

"Wade, these kids are like 12 theyre not gonna-....fine"

By the adult party runs around and the kids under 21 are forced off into their rooms, morph kurt and logan are lounging on the couch trying to sing a german carol after busting out the GOOD Alchool but Kurt forgets half of it so its just the three of them mummbling nonsense and wade thinks its the cutest most humble thing he's ever seen Logan do. Just.. a guy being a guy with his friends. And he's so happy. Soooo happy to finally have them back. Even if these aren't HIS x men, he's missed this so bad. Later he will cry because he misses HIS x men but for now? Let him be not sober and forget about that.

"Alright santa. I think its time for bed." Wade says, still in his Mrs. Clause outfit, trying to tug Logans arm up.

"Aye! Get offa me! My husband will kill you!" He throws a fit and backs away, into kurt who's tail flickers and gives her a dirty look. Who does this woman think she is?? Trying to make his friend commit adultery???

Wade pauses, then giggles, realizing just how much makeup he had on right now. He's utterly estatic that Logan won't come with him. It's only really morph whos confused because that's obviously Wade. You would think the guy could smell his own husband right?? Yeahhh... not like this.

"Teehee and that right there is why it's bedtime, peanut." He says, hoping itll spark a few plugs but logan only does the Loading cat face, tilting his head. His face is red from the alchool and the santa make up.

"Don't call me that!" He whines.

Wade rolls his eyes, smiling. "Baby, come on. You're tired." He says in that special voice. The one that leads Logan down to earth when his anger is the only thing he can see when he forgets who he is, when he's having his PTSD attacks.

"... I am?"

"Yes. Now come on. Time for bed."

Kurt whispers not to be tempted by her in his ear, and it's back to square one. It takes Remy interfereing by telling Kurt that this "devil woman" IS Logan's husband and that it's okay.

The whole thing is a mess, and it has Rouge giggling her ass off, hugging her brother as his tail flickers still.

"Ooh!! You big buzz ball! Always lookin afta folks aint ya?" She tells him, squeezing him enough to make him wheeze. "Careful cher, Gambit thinks he wants his ribs attached."

"Nonsense! A lil roughhousin nevah killed nobody!!"

You just see him trying to take Wade to their room and Logan does the little slap at his arms and is like "I can walk by myself lady! Jeez!! ..... wheres my husband? Im gonna tell on you!!"

"I AM your husband." Wade says, finally taking off the wig and caressing his chop the way he usually does. Logan's eyes squint, his eyebrows burrowing together before dilating, and Wade can swear he heard his heart beat quicken.

Laura gags.

"....'sup" he says, pulling him closer with a big idiotic grin.

Wade squeals, now trying to push him away. "Eww!! Never say that again!" He giggles. "You big lud! Bedtime!"

It's the absolute sweetest thing anyone ever witnessed, and it makes Jean happy too to know someone did infact take the big bad putty tat home. Finally-

This is how I want every teacher au Christmas fic to go you understand me? No sentinal drama. No worries. Maayyybbee Magneto if he behaves.

Just let this man be HAPPY for once.