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Ahoy there, matey!
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hi. i was wondering if you had any resources to recommend on where to find pdfs of stephenie's works (specifically bree tanner book, life and death maybe, AND THE ILLUSTRATED GUIDE) since for obvious reasons, i don't want to give that woman a single dime, but i want my 50k word fanfics to be fact-checked and to be semi-canon compliant at some point at least (there are so many tiny things about side characters mentioned there so i don't wanna miss out on those). thank you so much for being such an amazing twilight blog!!!
Unfortunately I . . . obtained . . . mine so long ago, that the place I got them from is no longer active.
I'm sure some kind folks in the notes could help out though!
Also would recommended checking your local public library, either in person or digitally! Many libraries use a service like Overdrive/Libby to offer downloadable ebooks and audiobooks, and while you wouldn't get to keep them forever, it's still a way to access Twilight books without spending your money (and supports your library!).
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*rereading the first chapter of my pirate story*
Me: Damn girl, you wrote this?
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Netflix is such a wonderful example of not even remotely understanding your market.
Their market is bargain shoppers and people too lazy to pirate. Having to pay-per-profile means Netflix is no longer a bargain. The anti-moocher technology they're piloting in South America is making using Netflix too much work.
Netflix claims they're losing money because of account sharing. That isn't true, because the people who use unpaid aren't perspective customers. The only way I'm ever watching the two shows I'm interested in on Netflix is if they're free. Right now, I watch through my best friend's dad's $19.99/month account. I am one of five people who watches on that account (plus the "kids" profile for 8 grandkids). He has said flat out that he will cancel his membership if his family can't watch. None of us plan to buy our own accounts. They aren't forcing four additional households to make accounts, bringing them an additional $960/year. Instead, they're losing $240/year.
My VPN is only $58 for two years. With that, I can access nearly every piece of media in the world. ((Surfshark))
I do have a YouTube Premium account (not YT TV) and I do have the family plan, but the account is shared between SIXTEEN people! You can have six separate profiles (set up via email) and all six profiles can run simultaneously. Those six profiles are being shared among friends-and-family cohorts. They do have to coordinate with each other on who can use it, because you can't co-stream within an account, but it works just fine.
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local four hundred year old pirate turtle uses laptop for the first time
#yarr#pirate#yaharr#yarr ahoy#ahoy#ahoy matey#pirateposting#anthro#furry#turtle#snapping turtle#alligator snapping turtle
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Renaissance festival is my favorite time of year!
#ren fest#pirates weekend#ahoy matey#me#renaissance festival is so fun#i just get to larp for fun#i like throwing tomatoes at the dude#and pickle guy!#i love pickle guy
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Abby quick. Would you rather be a pirate, a cowboy, or a ninja??
A cowboy! Maybe I could fight zombies like the Prarie King!
But riding horses and having guns and saying "This town aint big enough fer the two of us" then spitting a tooth onto the ground is cool too
#almost said pirate then remembered that's just me projecting#ahoy matey#yar har har har#sdv ask blog#sdv abigail
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I won't be posting about pjo until Monday due to the strike but I will say one thing:
Don't watch it with the mouse.
#ahoy matey#i'm not saying you should pirate it but i'm not not saying it#you know ?#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson and the olympians
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tell me sims fact!!1!
they didn't put horses and cats and dogs etc into one pack [and i am mad about it]
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Can't express how stress free being open minded this is. Your bread is causing death in your population from over iron consumption it is intentional * the tobacco industry is running the food industry's science on addiction *. a sedentary life style is fine just don't over consume iron from wheat don"t be...
(you will have a massive heart attack)
Being fat isn't unhealthy cause FAT is what you make soap with so i will use lye to melt away my fat ! & sell the soap & become Ricky martins #1 fan ...............
Jem is flipping you all off .... (i have no option) well i do but i was told not to say or i would be put back in the bird cage !! Tuesdays will bee epic (furry's ahoy
Can't express how stress free being open minded is.
Some lesbians use he/him? Oh cool.
Some people have people inside their head and sometimes it's fictional chars? Sick your brains like a pirate ship they're all working to run.
Some people like being treated like a pet dog? Bark bark bro.
Being fat isn't unhealthy but a perfectly normal type of body to have? Kinda beautiful how different we can all be.
Something doesn't make any fucking sense? Cool an opportunity to learn. And even if I can't figure it out it's cool we still have mysteries today.
#intentional#food industry#yeeeeeeee#over iron consumption#iron poisoning#toxic wheat#memes#p.e.t.a#the hitmakers#apocalypse#jem#epic#dog cage#humor#furry#ahoy matey
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mate i think you're awesome and we should totally talk 😝
bruv i totally agree we should totally talk
#i’m sorry i had to make fun of the mate#ahoy matey#IM SORRY#I LOVE YOU BRITISH/AUSTRALIAN/WHATEEVR PEOPLE#but !!! please talk to me#asks!!!
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GUYS IT'S A NATIONAL HOLIDAY !!!
HAPPY NATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY GUYS !!!
#pirates#pirate#national talk like a pirate day#i love pirates#arrghhh#arrgghhh#dryad#axe#sword#fantasy#character#fantasy novel#mermaids#graphic novel#wizard#pirates of the caribbean#pirates vs mermaids#ahoy matey#aye aye captain#aye aye#piracy#ahoy#pirate captain#pirate character#pirate crew#pirate ship#pirate adventure#pirate stim#pirate everything#pirate rambles
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Not saying anything new but I’m still gonna say it 🏴☠️
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my cat is so fat that my dad bought a harness to try to take him on walks so he loses weight
he was only out on the porch for like 5 minutes and lost his mind
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Kingdom Hearts 3 - The Caribbean
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