#ahoy matey

[tabswrites]

*rereading the first chapter of my pirate story*

Me: Damn girl, you wrote this?

[hearth-and-veil]

Netflix is such a wonderful example of not even remotely understanding your market.

Their market is bargain shoppers and people too lazy to pirate. Having to pay-per-profile means Netflix is no longer a bargain. The anti-moocher technology they're piloting in South America is making using Netflix too much work.

Netflix claims they're losing money because of account sharing. That isn't true, because the people who use unpaid aren't perspective customers. The only way I'm ever watching the two shows I'm interested in on Netflix is if they're free. Right now, I watch through my best friend's dad's $19.99/month account. I am one of five people who watches on that account (plus the "kids" profile for 8 grandkids). He has said flat out that he will cancel his membership if his family can't watch. None of us plan to buy our own accounts. They aren't forcing four additional households to make accounts, bringing them an additional $960/year. Instead, they're losing $240/year.

My VPN is only $58 for two years. With that, I can access nearly every piece of media in the world. ((Surfshark))

I do have a YouTube Premium account (not YT TV) and I do have the family plan, but the account is shared between SIXTEEN people! You can have six separate profiles (set up via email) and all six profiles can run simultaneously. Those six profiles are being shared among friends-and-family cohorts. They do have to coordinate with each other on who can use it, because you can't co-stream within an account, but it works just fine.

[zt2cans]

local four hundred year old pirate turtle uses laptop for the first time

[rock-eating-emo-girl]

Abby quick. Would you rather be a pirate, a cowboy, or a ninja??

A cowboy! Maybe I could fight zombies like the Prarie King!

But riding horses and having guns and saying "This town aint big enough fer the two of us" then spitting a tooth onto the ground is cool too

[friedwizardwhispers]

I won't be posting about pjo until Monday due to the strike but I will say one thing:

Don't watch it with the mouse.

[apple-os]

tell me sims fact!!1!

they didn't put horses and cats and dogs etc into one pack [and i am mad about it]

[person4924]

mate i think you're awesome and we should totally talk 😝

bruv i totally agree we should totally talk

[familialtoad]

Renaissance festival is my favorite time of year!

[ijustreallylikepirates]

GUYS IT'S A NATIONAL HOLIDAY !!!

HAPPY NATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY GUYS !!!

[bennyisconfused]

Not saying anything new but I’m still gonna say it 🏴‍☠️

[drmonkeysetroscans]

Sure baby.

[lunar-lavenderr]

my cat is so fat that my dad bought a harness to try to take him on walks so he loses weight

he was only out on the porch for like 5 minutes and lost his mind

[jakescaravel]

Ooooo you wanna read this soooo bad

The Caravel

Master post 🏴‍☠️ ⚔️ ⚓️

Pairing: Jake x Reader

Summary: Slow-burn series about pirate Jake. (The actual summary is written into the first chapter.)

Word count: 8,824 (WIP)

MDNI!!!

* indicates smut ❀ indicates fluff ☠ indicates angst

🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

Part 1 ❀ ☠

Part 2 ❀ ☠

Part 3 * ❀ ☠

Part 4

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[gummi-ships]

Kingdom Hearts 3 - The Caribbean

[making-my-wey-down-town]

Mermaids SIRENS!!

[jellyfishsempai]

I read @vaguely-concerned’s fic Tiptoe Through Our Shiny City and had an absolute crisis about it and was just so completely normal about the whole thing.

This isn’t a scene in the fic, just something sweet I imagined in what I am now considering the Evil Kids cannon.