#ahhh here we gooooo

[sunday-arch]

he’s  gathering  supplies  for  his  crew,  perusing  the  stalls  lined  up  one  after  the  other.  they  boast  of  fresh  vegetables,  fruits,  seafoods,  and  meats;  some  are  delicacies  he’s  only  read  about  and  have  never  had  the  pleasure  of  utilizing  in  his  dishes.  counting  what’s  left  of  the  budget  nami-san  so  generously  provided,  he  decides  there’s  just  enough  left  to  splurge  on  a  few  specialty  items.   

the  cook  pays  special  attention  to  one  stall  in  particular,  advertising  a  host  of  mushrooms  and  a live  demonstration  of  the  versatility  of  the  maitake.   it’s  a  little  pricier  than  what  he’s  seen  before ,  but  he’s  already  dreaming  up  the  different  dishes—  buttered  over  a  creamy  seafood  pasta ,  a  battered  and  fried  recipe  paired  with  sake ,  a  nice  warm  broth  with  miso  and  wakame.  the  options  were  endless !  

after  purchasing  and  maneuvering  his  way  through  the  crowded  path,  his  gaze  is  drawn  to  a  head  of  orange  hair  bobbing  through  the  crowd.  before  he  could  call  out  her  name,  his  shoulder  jostles  against  another’s,  nearly  losing  balance  of  the  box  of  groceries  under  his  arm.    turning  to  glance  at  the  stranger  and  mutter  his  apologies,   the  words  die  on  his  tongue—  it’s  like  looking  into  a  mirror !  

“  wh–  ”   it  must  be  a  trick !  a  mask  devised  by  usopp  or  franky.  it’s  the  only  option  he  can  think  of  because  the  person  he’s  staring  at  is  a  carbon  copy  of  himself.   maybe  if  he  looked  past  the  general  features,  he  would  spot  the  smaller  details  that  differed  between  them.   “  who  the  hell’re  you ??  ”

@lovehungered / doppleganger au, starter.

[lavishresilience]

their  relationship  may  not  have  been  the  one  that  lasted  for  long.  but  she  did  care  about  nate  for  the  duration  of  the  time  that  they  were  together.  even  if  he  had  thought  she  didn't.   or if she made it difficult for the two to be able to be together. blair didn't  even  understand  herself  how  she  was  so  forgiving  towards  him  in  the  past  when  she  probably  should've  just  ran  and  cut  him  loose  back  then.  would  it  even  be  worth  giving  him  a  shot  now?  after  it  all?  he  left  her  for  his  own  reasons  to  begin  with.  blair  waldorf  was  not  the  type  of  girl  to  sit  around  and  wait  for  a  boy  to  decide  if  and  when  he  wanted  her.  or if they even LOVED her, for that matter. they  either  treated  her  well  or  they  were  gone.  when  it  came  to  nate,  it  was  surely different.  it  was  more  than  too  late.  wasn't it? then  again  ...  as she gave it more thought ... would  she  be  throwing  away  a  good  thing?  were  they  meant  to  be  this  time?  could  it  truly work out for real?  the  brunette  was  entirely  unsure  but  maybe  it  was  actually worth  a  shot.  it  must  be  the  nate  archibald  effect.  she  was  willing  to  give  one  more  chance , if anything.  if  this  was  the  last  one,  then  that  meant  no  more  would  come  after  this.  dorota  had  informed  her  of  a  guest  and  blair  looked  up  from  her  magazine  she  was  reading  and  told  her  to  let  them on up.  unknowingly,  to  her,  that  someone  was  about  to  be  nate.  ❛❛   i'll have you know that i'm very busy. so, whatever it is ... let's just get it over with now. ❜❜

@lavishresilience + nate: closed starter.

ever since he could remember, nate's family had been controlling him. his every move. especially where it came to relationships and his relationship with blair. they had been together since they were kids and he had come to realize that it had been his parents who had wanted him with blair. so naturally he broke up with her because it didn't see it right that he should stay with her only because of his family. and that was true. but the minute blair stopped showing interest in him and in their relationship, he seemed to be having it for her. he felt like such a jerk for breaking up with her and realized now that he did love her but it was his family's business deals that crowded his judgment. he thought it was time to go to blair's and let her know how he truly felt. he just hoped it wasn't too late that he was confessing his true feelings for the only girl he's ever had them for.

[live-moonzie-reaction]

LETS GOOOOO DRS2 PART 2

-*yawns* WAS THAT A S I G H OF DISSENT????

-love how nobody notices the two teenage ninja JUMPING ON THEIR CUBICLE WALLS

-How did I know Sora was gonna land on Arin

-What you need??? What do you need???

-THEY FOUND JAY’S LAST NAME

-ITS QUASHING TIME!!!

-and we back to Lloyd’s Moonwatcher arc I’ve missed this

-hmmm gee i wonder Lloyd what kind of being, presumably some sort of embodiment of evil, has enough power to move a dojo. (Moonkitti voice) Gee Fireheart what a mystery

-also can I just say I LOVE that the first scene of the OG 6 ninja is of Lloyd and Nya I just love them as a duo

-WYLDFIRE AHXJDNCNFBFB

-…oh. Oh she’s coping… well…

-GOTTEM

-Nya: I’m sure they’re fine.

(Cut to Arin and Sora dangling in a giant birdcage over a pit of lava)

Arin: Huh. Apparently this is a canon event.

Sora: THIS IS A WHAT???

-okay so i was close

-That one agent: (rips off own arm)

-“THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE FEET!”Implying he has more than two

-THE SUBTITLES SAID MATRIARCH THUDS OH NO

-subtitles written by Queen Scarlet frfr like.

✨Thrilling✨ music plays

(Thrilling music plays, in plain text)

-OH IS SHE DEAD?!? OH IS SHE DYING??? OH SHE’S DYING

-ahhh his name is Nokt is it?

-“everything is war” “the fight is what fuels me” ah response

-“bEcAuSe I dOnT tRuSt YoU”

-Jordana’s lil smirk at Nokt is SENDING ME

-Lloyd hears something from the Matriarch???

-oh and then immediately she dies oOp

-WOW IT REALLY IS A MOONWATCHER ARC HUH?!?

-ANOTHER BABY!!!

-Lloyd getting yoinked like a hatchling by Zanth just added ten years to my lifespan :D

-poor Riyu shxkxndkfjgnfb

-oh my gosh not these guys again smh

-I’m sorry but Freebooters just sounds so stupid to mefor no reason

-THANK YOU NYA

-As someone who’s read MANY books I don’t think a lack of books is the problem here

-🎶aNd vLaDiMiR cOlLeCtS cErAmIc UnIcOoOoOoOrNs🎶

-BRO IS SO FIRED UP OVER THR MATRIARCH WE LOVE HIM you know what’d be funny

-WYLDFIRE AS A ROCKETBOOSTER

-aaand there’s the mountain dragons

-sad mountain dragon hours

-so is Lloyd being the diplomat to the dragons… pUrPoSeFuL or…?

-MOTION!

-L L O Y D YOU DONT JUST SAY THAT SHXKSNFKTJTHF

-I’M SORRY A SOURCE DRAGON D I E D?!?

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-SHE CALLED HERSELF THE RED NINJA AUGH

-NYAS HERE

-NYA BEING WYLDFIRES COOL AUNT

-O h s h e ’ s c o p i n g w e l l

-“maybe being trapped forever in the nether-space isn’t that bad?”

(Cut to Kai in the nether space)

Kai: (Bo Burnham voice) HOW WE ALL FEELIN TONIGHT?!?

-once again, hey I was close

-P I E F L A V O R

-“your best friend?” AAAAAAGH

-SORA HE DOESNT HAVE AN ELEMENT

-ARE WE BACK TO RONTU AND EGALT?!?

-…okay new voice claim for Darkstalker

-YEEEEAAAAAAAAAH ZANE AND LLOYD!!!!!

-excited Lloyd hours :D

-also is it just me or is the voice filter on Zane just cranked up more and more every season lately?

-it’d be SO FUNNY if Rontu and Egalt somehow knew Wu or at least interacted with him in the past

-NO.

-OH LLOYD’S GOTTA TEACH EM. Well this’ll be fun

-Rontu’s lil head shake dhekcbeckngk

-ZANE’S SO EXCITES IN THE BACKGROUND LOOK AT HIM

-After sixteen seasons someone calls him Master Lloyd again

-Rontu: (gives speech about Lloyd’s heart being too big)

Lloyd: geez man I wasn’t expecting to be psychoanalyzed today 😭🤚

-Egalt: eh it’ll be fine

(Cut to everyone with BOWLS ON THEIR HEADS)

-STEWJITSU WXHIECJICEB buddy no 💚

-somehow I feel like the pressure’ll break him or turn him evil or something

-“you’re never useless, Arin” snxkdnckgngng I’m so soft

-Arin’s so excited shxbdkfmgb

-EUPHRASIA!!!! :D HER!!! :D :D :D !!!!!!

-ooooo she lookin shifty 👀

-so many. So many.

-I read the subtitles first and thought he said “Master of Ledgering” andjckfngbgv

-smh they can’t even go in???

-book guy with the professional talk and then Wyldfire just. “My dude.”

-Huh. Apparently either shade and shadow are two different elements or Shade had a kid.

-JAY ON THE ELEVATOR THEME RETURNS FOR ALL OF ONE SECOND

-“You’re intruding on OUR intrusion!” I love Wyldfire‘s dialogue so much

-HE UNDERSTOOD JIRO!!! AAAAAAAA!!! AAAAA!!! AAAAAAA!!!

-Oh that’s RIGHT Wyldfire’s acrophobic

-WE HAVE A BEATBOXER NOW??? (giddy acapella kid noises)

-I love Roby already shxkdngbfv

-WE FINALLY FOUND THE FUSCHIA NINJA LETS GOOOO

(starts braiding hair (two braids, don’t worry) and doesn’t write for multiple episodes)

-(pauses braiding) ohhh no Frak did it didn’t he the master is Ras’s master

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-ohhh now I see it no yeah Arin’s going evil sorry

-…the writers did realize we were KIDDING about the Wyldfire boyfriend thing right?

-oh suddenly I do not like Roby is it just me or does it feel like he’s not gonna give the powers back

(One band concert later)

-ELEMENTAL MASTER OF PLANTS JUST THINKS HES REALLY GOOD AT GARDENING THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE!!! people with powers being oblivious to them the beloved

-Nya IMMEDIATELY chatting with the other elemental masters is GOLDEN “LIKE THE HAIR! :D”

-Is Jordana possessed or smth?

-Wyldfire snarling :D

-Wyldfire being angry at Cinder noice noice

-the perspective makes it look like Nya just casually touches the edge of the fire and that’s really funny to me

-poor Lloyd just wants to make friends man

-OH YOU’VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME

-BEATRIX IS JUST HERE NOW WHXJDKCMFKGN

-HOLD ON THIS IS ZEATRIX?!?

-Girl I SAW the spirit dragon you TOTALLY WERE INVITED

-okay for once I’m on Ras’s side here lol I just wanna see people tear down Zeatrix

-wait hol up it’d be REALLY funny if Lloyd decided to sass her the way he just sassed a SOURCE DRAGON EARLIER

-Okay I now want to see a spin off series of shorts a la Wu’s Teas called Nya’s Awkward Dinners

-Zane: (shuts door nicely)

-Well. Uh. Wyldfire boyfriend. Unfortunately the only version I have on hand of this meme is this one so

-how funny would it be if this was a Harumi situation and Roby’s the one who killed the matriarch

-Man I thought for SURE we were gonna get Lloyd Plagued By Visions TM

-WHAT IS THAT GOO AND WHATS IT GONNA DO TO LLOYD

-OH.

-THE LIL ZING SOUND EFFECT WHEN LLOYD USES HIS POWERS MY BELOVED

-ARIN WITH THE GRAPPLERRRR WOOOOO

-“I WAS ACTUALLY GETTING A GOOD NIGHT’S SLEEP FOR A CHANGE >:(” he’s so silly

-OH COME ON THESE GUYS AGAIN???

-okay it’s Zeatrix

-No. absolutely not. There’s no way.

-Zant-Tanz: Unfortunately, we have an impostor among us.

-J A Y !

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-j a y shxjskdkfnfn

-WE GET TO SEE THEM DANCE?!?

-Lloyd you weren’t even IN spin harmony

-OHHH IT GOT SAD :(

-Poor… POOR Nya…

-You. You do realize he could’ve set one on himself to throw himself off the trail right.

-I DO NOT TRUST FRAK

-I’m glad Riyu also does not trust Frak lol

-She’s looking for Roby she’s looking for Roby

-AAAGH just when I thought she couldn’t get any more Peril-coded she pulls this shxnskcnfjgb

-Awwww Cole and Geo :)

-Sora: (very obvious cat ears slowly lower)

Jordana: understandable have a great day

-I KNEW IT I KNEW IT FROM THE BEGINNING

-“I wouldn’t lie to you Arin :3 Except for that one time with the object Spinjitzu at the blood moon but all the other times I wouldn’t lie to you! :3 :3 :3”

-it’s the overlord again isn’t it /hj

-WYLDFIRE JUST APPEARING

-Now… hear me out… destruction is an element… 🤨📸💚💜

-oh boy Zane’s up first

-“I am limber. I am loose. (chuckles) I’m in danger!”

-Zane so help me you gotta ice rink it

-NOOOOOOOOO ZAAAAAANE

-ohhh Zane :(

-Wait. If Arin’s gonna be a detective because he can’t compete, ZANE now can’t compete, and Zane already has a detective persona… 👀👀👀

-oh it’s Nya vs Jay isn’t it

-GOSH DANGIT WHY DO I HAVE TO BE RIGHT

-ohhhh 😭😭😭

-some loser in a Jay wig 😭😭😭

-bLiNgEd OuT dAgGeR

-Oh poor poor Nya

-SILENT FIST IT NYA COME ON

-oh geez Nya’s just going THROUGH it

-Nya won but like STILL

-STOP IT I’M BAWLING AUGH

-AAAAAAAAAAUGUFUFHFHFHGHDUXHGH

-I will never be okay again

-The presumable leader of the forbidden 4/5 is just sitting there and Kai’s first and immediate instinct is “Helloooo? BOO!”

-Riyu just hearing Kai’s voice in his head dhcnxkfmgngb

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-OF COURSE CINDER HAS A SLEEP MASK WITH HEARTS FOR EYES

-SAD JAY HOURS AGH

-sad :(

-oh. OH. OHHHH THIS IS WHAT TURNS HIM TO THE RAS SIDE

-Lloyd 🤝 Riyu: DRS2 Moonwatcher arcs

-Ooooof good luck Sora

-OKAY WE GOOD WE GOOD

-WYLDFIRE!!!

-oh c o m e o n he did that on purpose for SURE

-…from Ninjago to Cam Half Blood REAL QUICK

-WYLDFIRE DOWN WYLDFIRE IS DOOOOWN

-sad Wyldfire hours

-O H T H A T S I T

-anything can be a verb if you try hard enough

-they’re gonna get found out they’re gonna get found out

-Riyu being mid Moonwatcher arc (yes I’ve gotta keep up this bit now) is gonna be interesting for the investigation lol

-THEY GOT FOUND OUT

-Sora you jinxed it

-okay Ras you shut up

-NOOOOOOOO

(Stops because quiet hours and cannot emote)

-AAAAA AAAAA AAAA AAAAAAA

-OUGH poor Arin :(

-NO WHY WOULD YOU EVOKE THE FSM BLOODLINE EVIL STUDENT TAX

-ARIN NOOOOO

-…okay does calling the merge an act of evil feel oddly xenophobic to anyone else or am I an idiot

-Lloyd did not cause the merge that’s ridiculous abxjdkcmfbfb

-Okay Wu makes a LITTLE more sense I guess but still??? Was it really???

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-hang on how do we know Wu caused it???

-Arin: so I’m supposed to believe your some kinda hero?

Ras: oh, no, I’m just that one villain character everyone loves

Arin: idk man I think that’s Cinder. For some reason.

-SAVE THEM FROM EACH OTHER??? WHAT DOES THAT MEEEEAAN???

-Arin please tell me you heard that obvious evil laugh you were RIGHT THERE

-COLE YOURE LITERALLYTHE MASTER OF EARTH

-…never mind then

-sad Arin hours :(

-ARIN NOOOOO 🥺

-Aaaand Darkstalker Kai is back poor Riyu

-CMON PHRASIA YOU GOT THIS

-LETS GOOO LETS GOOO

-Euphrasia 🤝 Arin: Immune to sarcasm

-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

-LETS GO TOX!

-ooohh ooh that’s gotta hurt

-she’s been possessed by the one sleeping hasn’t she

-Arin, explaining the masks to Frak: (animus magic hours)

-oh and this is how he spinjitzu’s normally isn’t it

-woulda look at that. Oof.

-FRAK. FRAK NO.

-They’re fighting each other aren’t they.

-Don’t think I didn’t notice the writers giving up on ever naming Lloyd’s element ever again lol

-LLOYD HOURS! YAYAYA!

-PALEMAN CALLED HIM GREENIE ITS CANON NOW

-oh that’s his face. Huh.

-idk Roby last I checked he flirted with Geo

-Sora: Hey Arin! :D

Arin: (angy)

Sora: Oh my fsm it’s worse than we thought! They made him EMO!!!

-cmon coooole

-NOOOO ARIN AAAGH

-sad Arin and Sora hours

-ARIN THAT’S NOT WHAT SHE SAID

-NOOOO COLE

-Okay Nokt you are. The worst.

-Nya’s gonna lose isn’t she

-Nya get the gem

-“A FRIENDLY DESTROY” once again Wyldfire is Peril

-OKAY NOPE ROBY’S EVIL

-“tHaNkS wYlDfIrE.”

-okay yeah it’s gonna be a smokescreen thing or smth

-ARIN NO ARIN NO ARIN NO ARIN NO

-OH NO SORA CANT RISING DRAGON

-YEAAAAAH SORA!!!

-Ohhh Arin’s edgy now

-ah yes Ball of Wu

-👀👀👀 there’s a monastery over here???

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-Kai no braincell moment we love him

-no, Wyldfire, ninja do not sleep in.

-Riyu: YOU GET A MOONWATCHER ARC!

-GENETICS FOR THE WIN

-hold on is that Darth Vader???

-aaaand we’re back to this.

-I love the half-effort drawing shxkcnskxmfnfbv

-Wyldfire, of all people: She’s super powerful but can’t control her anger. Huh. Pathetic.

-Sora’s trying her best to be nice shocking

-HIGH LEVELS OF CRINGE

-and immediately Lloyd gets a vision we love to see it

-HE’S GONNA LOSE??? Once again my dude destruction is an eleme- (gets mugged)

-Poor poor Geo wbfbfkfngngb

-THE PAST IS FOR DEAD PEOPLE

-ROBY’S EVIL HES EVIL HES EVIL

-I K N E W I T

-AAAAAAAAA

-Wyldfire’s now gonna get a Harumi situation shekxnekfjgngv

-poor POOR Lloyd

-Cole out here being dadlike to the enemy we love him

-LLOYD KNOWING HES GONNA LOSE MAKES THIS HURT IN SUCH A SPECIAL WAY

-Zeatrix (ranting)

Lloyd: (actively witnessing The Horrors)

-I am now hoping this season ends with Cole adopting yet another snake child

-ARIN APPEARING AT THE WORST TIME

-WYLDFIRE YOU’RE MAKING IT WORSE

-OH CHAMILLE’S BACK!!!

-ROBY WITH THE FAKEOUT?!? GOSH D A N G I T

-LIFE?!?!?

-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

-BRO THAT JUST SOUNDS SO COOL

-still like energy better tho

-“The very angry elemental master of shockwave” shxjdkcmfbffv

-AND YEET YOUR OPPONENT OFF THE PLATFORM SHXNDKXNDJGBFBGV

-she will not, in fact, thank Euphrasia.

-“only small masters dhxkcnfngb”

-ya don’t say Sora it’s almost like he had a VISION OF LOSING TO HER

-THE GOTCHA IS BACK!!!

-AGH HES PLAGUED BY VISIONS MID-FIGHT THATS NOT FAIR :(

-oh my word he’s being Clearsight about it THIS is how he loses

-THEY QUITE LITERALLY BROKE THE GAME.

-Gren :D

-ITS THE SWORD ITS T H E SWORD

-no. NO.

-Lloyd died of 1d4 “I quite literally saw this coming” damage

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-YOUR CAREGIVER BOT

-Here I was thinking she couldn’t possibly get any more Peril-coded after last season BOY WAS I WRONG.

-Arin, of all people: Just because someone ACTS nice doesn’t mean they aren’t capable of turning on you.

-THEY’RE PLAYING CLUE

-SORA V FRACK!!! Well this isn’t going to be emotionally fraught

-Frak’s glare at Sora I can’t

-NOT THE MAAASK!!!

-YEAAAAAAHHH LETS GO FRAK

-We respect Frak in this household

-solve the equation its some sort of code I’m betting you

-BLECKT?!?

-Wyldfire being able to play her awkwardness as the obvious crush is GOLDEN

-WYFY I’M LOSING IT

-sNeAkY bOoTs :P

-IT’S BLECKT?!?

-Lloyd :<

-CROWN MONO STEREO. Now lemme run this through an anagram finder or something.

(Many internet anagram decoders later)

-okay that got me NOTHING useful

-OH. Oh Arin solves it immediately.

-AND WE BACK TO THE VISIONSCAPE!

-ARIN’S EVIL NOW

-We love Motion here :)

-LLOYD VS NOKT?!? BUT LLOYD DIDNT GET THE POWER TRANSFER?!?!?

-He’s so awkward shxkcnfkgng

-“The… imperium girl”

-okay okay we good (until he inevitably loses)

-ONCE AGAIN DESTRUCTION IS AN ELEMENT

-Y’ALL WAIT THAT COULD BE SO COOL IF HE USES ONI POWER AND ARIN PUTS TWO AND TWO TOGETHER AND SEES IT AS ANOTHER LIE AND THAT’S WHAT PUSHES HIM TO RAS’S SIDE?!?

-please please let that be what happens

-NOOOOOOO LLOOOOOOYD

-BLECKT I HATE YOU FOREVER

-ZANE WITH THE HUNGER GAMES REFERENCE?!?

-Lily :D

-aaaand we’ve got Wu

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-OH IS THIS A FLASHBACK

-RAS?!?

-okay why would he want to resurrect the forbidden 5?!?

-oh no wait he’s got different eyes and stripes I’m stupid that’s like his great great grandpa or smth

-so so many different villains. so many.

-man Blekt is so mean smh

-Wyldfire… did you set up a brick to fall on him so you had the excuse to tackle him in rage…

-LETS GOOO WYLDFIRE

-“it rarely ever decimated their entire village”

-HE SPEAKS!

-ah he only speaks in one word at a time.

-HE DID?!?!?!?!? WHAT?!? Dwcbevnkenifjifreip

-Poor... Poor Sora.

-“My Spinjitzu won’t spin-jitz” Sora 2024

-Sora: how would I use these powers?

-Lloyd: well you see despite being in the midst of an awkwardly timed Moonwatcher arc I cannot read your mind

-TEAM UP?!?

-Zur is so. Agh. Mood tho.

-OH ITS SORA VS NOKT!!!

-she does Spinjitzu at the end doesn’t she

-OKAY SHE CAN DO IT ARIN STYLE THATS PROGRESS

-LETS GOOO SORA WITH THE BRAINPOWER

-ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED BKDENCKPWDNCKEVFNIO

-Loving how the soundtrack at “he says he caused the merge” transitions from what I’m pretty sure is the Ninjago overture in a minor key to just. ✨oop we ending this early time to go back to that minor key✨ idk I can’t explain it

-Nokt: 🎶anything you can do I can do better🎶

-Roby you should know to NEVER say that

-NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

-the season ends with the forbidden five going out and then Kai just appearing in the chaos to sing What’d I Miss from Hamilton

-WYLDFIRE SHOULDVE DONE THE PHOENIX WRIGHT POINT

-The Phrasia :D

-also I love how the guy kept his umbrella hat THE WHOLE TIME

-Bleckt: 🎶BECAUSE OF YOU🎶

-HOW DID HE JUST. Huh?

-just great. Amazing in fact.

-and there it is.

-Yup. And Jordana got possessed.

-I’m sorry Ras can CHANGE HIS STRIPE AND HAND COLOR ON COMMAND?!?

-yup. Yup and the wolf masks can Dr. Octopus now. of course they can.

-CINDER CAN YOU STOP THROWING RANDOM TEENAGERS AROUND PLEASE AND THANK YOU

-Kizzy (master of balance) just jumping on one of the wolf masks like a trampoline is now my favorite thing ever

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-Oh hey Nya’s back :D

-Cole just. Just smack them off the cliff while they’re evil laughing.

-nope okay cool. This is fine.

-The surge of serotonin I get every time I see Euphrasia onscreen I sWEAR

-“i SiNcErElY dEtEsT rIsInG dRaGoN.”

-Zane and Nya are just like “oh my goodness it’s Lloyd and Morro all over again”

-LETS GOOO ARIN

-ROBY THIS IS WHY YOU DO IT FAST AND DONT MONOLOGUE

-AND HE FELL OFF A CLIFF

-Okay but I LOVE that mask on Rox tho

-Also Jordana pulling an Anemone the beloved

-Ras: I know the truth about this universe.

Arin: …Dude chill I just want my mom and dad

-ARIN NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BE EDGY

-THE STANG TO YOUR ZOOT ASHXJCNGKGB

-man all the baddies out here using wind huh. And then there’s just. Euphrasia.

-KAI’S BAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!

-AND BONZLEEEE!!!

-YEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

-Kai do you have NO OBJECT PERMANENCE

-HE GOT DRAINED JUST IN TIME!!!!!

-SHOUTOUT TO EUPHRASIA FR YOU GO GIRL PUSH CINDER WITH THAT WIND OF YOURS YEAAAAAAAH

-Ras just immediately getting KO’d

-…the evil student tax :(

-AND THEN KAI

-the mood swings are strong with this season

-MASTER WU

-The vengestone birdcage! Like in crystallized! Bleckt reveals he’s part Oni and shatters it

-UMBRELLA HAT GUY JUST HAD THAT HAT ON THR WHOLE TIME

-Im guessing Sordana shippers having a field day with this one

-SORA JUST DRAGGING LLOYD OFFSCREEN IM CRYING

-buuut Jay’s still gone :(

-“another mortal” implying that someone’s tried to do all of this BEFORE

-AGH I love Motion so much

-…Motion you idiot Ras is gonna take that next season

-I swear Arin’s just suddenly REALLY edgy sbxkxmxmfnfngbg

-AND THATS THE END AAAAGH

[did-sm1-say-catfish]

S2 ep4- Jhonny watches Danny Phantom

Vlad, fighting a minion of the super bad guy: Surely we can work out a deal! Minion: A deal? Vlad, flying away: call me ;)

Ok that was flirty. im not making that up THAT WAS FLIRTING!! ---

valerie: How do you know about my ghost hunting equipment...

Who do you think supplies it?  ---

always having time for beating up danny is so valid.

i dont want him beat up but if thats how you bond with him instead of drawing him, thats a you problem. ---

valerie, learning about vlad making her equipment: Why would you make this for me? I’m like, fourteen. vlad: you’re the most capable ghost hunter i’ve ever met!!!”

but thats actually kinda true if you dont count danny ---

“Young daniel" is CRAZYY ---

Danny: AND!! To top it off, vlad was in the guest bedroom next to me!! sam: My parents are in the bedroom next to mine and i cant sleep either

bro how did they let this slide  ---

Dash, to danny: No nerds around to hide you… Tucker: I RESENT THAT!!! Dash: *bitchslaps tucker* ---

Danny: Should you be failing a test or kicking a puppy or beating up someone weaker than you?? Dash, thinking that danny is weaker than him: YEAH!! *goes to punch danny*

little did he know…  ---

Regional dematerialization is something ive been wanting danny to do for so long!! ---

Maddie just standing there while ghosts fly past her 😭 im so done ---

“STEP AWAY FROM THE WOMAN I LOVE!” Vlad and jack say in unison  ---

“Vlad!! Help me get these pants off of jack!” ---

ghost reporters lmaooo  ---

*maddie and jack being lovey dovey*  danny, leaning over to vlad: ooooohhh you must hate thissss  ---

SKULKER PLAYING BASEBALL omg i love him ---

Danny: SKULKER!! PUT ME DOWN!! LET ME HELP YOU!!! *skulker puts him down* *danny sucker punches him* sam: how tf was that ‘helping' danny: it was payback. it helped me on the inside

if thats how you therapy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ---

THEYRE IN THE GHOST ZONE??? HOW DOES TAHT WORK ---

“the fact that we are in an altered form of reality would be a lot cooler if it werent for the fact that we are all in MORTAL DANGER!” so true jack ---

VALERIE TO THE RESCUEEE

i still dont like her but shes a little better now ---

“yeah i told you they were up here doing uhhhh what do the kids call it??? hanging out!!!” ---

danny: exposes valeries identity to her dad  valerie: AHHH UR DEAD FOR THIS U STUPID GHOSTTTTT

u can tryto kill him but he’s already dead ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  ---

“cmon guys, it wasnt always gonna be as easy as just shoving the box ghost into the fenton thermos” IM ALREADY CRYING!!! “I’ll be back.”  ---

omg the robot phantom designnnn!!! so cutee ---

OMG HE FINALLY TOLD THEM ITS PHANTOM!!! i refuse to acknowledge the ‘danny’ part bc i hate the superhero identity plot armor thing in every piece of media ever ---

the bubble wrap of death?? im crying i love the box ghost sm ---

“having that much power? its a burden, isnt it, child?”

... oh. mypoor baby danny ---

OMG I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THE CLONES!! HE FINALLY CLONED!!!! LETS GOOOOO ---

"ur never gonna win”

“i dont have to winnnnn i just needta make u loose” 

yk what they say abt lazy ppl (lazy ppl hard task easy way) ---

all ghost hats but one dissapeared. 

we need to talk abt the anamolous hat/helmet

[tillthelandslide]

Same For You: The Love of Thieves - Instagram AU

Series Warnings: slow burn romance, eventual smut, age gap, complicated relationship (low-key unhealthy dynamics), eventual love...

Series Masterlist

A/n: soooo you didn't think id make a whole series without doing Instagram AUs did you? Well here's the first one. Think this gives you a good idea of how the beginning of the series is going to go :) a little sneak peak into the chapters if you will... Hope you enjoy, love Lou 🫶🏼

Taglist: @scooby-doodoo @thereisaplaceintheheart @theoriginalwhatsername (if you want to be added please just drop me a message 🫶🏼)

yninstagram:

yninstagram might be small but at least our stage is pretty... Join us for our next show next Saturday ✌️

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fan1 pretty stage for a pretty band

jaythedrummer ur so cool

clarabass we're just a cool band really aren't we?

↳ yninstagram that we are bby

🔔jamieoborne, trumanblack and rass1975 followed @yninstagram

fan2 the best band 🫶🏼

TheLoveOfThieves:

TheLoveOfThieves our very own Y/n on stage last week, join us again this week in Soho ✌️ in the mean time... Listen to us on SoundCloud - Clara

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amazingabbie who's this sexy beast then?

↳ yninstagram I hate you

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75fan came from Mattys insta, you guys are sick

↳ TheLoveOfThieves thank you 😊

jamieoborne just say yes already

↳ yninstagram go away grandpa

↳ trumanblack leave her alone @jamieoborne

↳ yninstagram thanks Matthew ☺️

↳ trumanblack p.s you look very pretty in your element up there on that stage

↳ yninstagram you flatter me healy

yninstagram:

yninstagram your bf brought me a pretty guitar in my fave colour ✌️ jk jk don't go breaking up with your bfs guys

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trumanblack cool guitar for a cool girl

↳ yninstagram why thank you ☺️

rass1975 pretty...

↳ yninstagram it is indeed

↳ rass1975 wasn't talking about the guitar

75fan I have no idea what's going on rn but damn... Why are the 75s friends so hot

75updates are the boys working with her?

1975stan um... Are we just going to ignore Ross' comment?

yninstagram:

yninstagram Exciting stuff on the way guys 👀 thank you to everyone who has joined us on this journey so far, we love you 🫶🏼 to the newbies: welcome 🤗 📸@rass1975

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trumanblack let's gooooo

↳ yninstagram oooo where we going?

↳ trumanblack you're so annoying

↳ yninstagram you love me don't lie

rass1975 very excited to be working with you love

↳ yninstagram bass lessons soon?

↳ rass1975 sure thing darling

1975adam heard you guys are smashing it

bedforddanes75 cool kid

jamieoborne dirty hits new addition?

↳ yninstagram not quite old man 😋

75fan she's so pretty...

fan1 ahhh Ross taking pictures of her?! Mattys comments on her other posts... I can't handle whatever the fuck this is ➡️❤️⚠️

TheLoveOfThieves:

TheLoveOfThieves we've been in the studio with some cool people for almost two weeks now... We will be returning to the Soho stage this Saturday so come by and say hello - Jay

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📍 comment: TheLoveOfThieves there's nearly 21,000 of you following us now which is mental, thank you for all the support, we love you, watch this space, exciting things are coming. Massive thanks to our boys @the1975 for everything you've done over the past two weeks, it's an absolute pleasure to be working with you 🫶🏼 - Y/n

lovethievesfan we'll be there as always

↳ yninstagram see you there guys

clarabass exciting times...

75fan I'm so excited, you guys are so good and the boys are lucky to be working with you

trumanblack we shall be there, pleasure working with you too x

↳ 75fan lol Matty just replying to y/ns comment not actually the post caption hehehe he's down so hard

75stan I actually can't deal with how pretty she is like can she stop?

[missamyrisa2]

Hi Miss Amy. First of all, I love your content, it's literally what I've been looking for! ❣️ And secondly, would you ever wear any dresses while tickling? Like maybe a long dress, the soft fabric of the long skirt tickling my skin, as well as your torturous tools. And lastly..... Plz tickle torture me?❤️

You have nooooo ideaaa how happy that makes me darlingggg ~<33 You know, I started writing and making tickly content specifically because I could never find the sort of cutesy loving overloading tickles I longed for ~ and my hope was there would be more tickly people out there who felt the same way ~<33

And here you areeee!

Which is exactlyyyy why I'm gonna absolutely wreckle youuuuu wearing my tickled pink dressss ~ ooh yesss, I am soooo soo soooo into the sensation of a fully clothed tickler and a partially or totallyyyy naked tickleeee ~ and when I say fully dressed I mean ~dressed~ not wearing something small or ordinary or skimpy (though I dooo love teasing in sultry lingerie tooo). And I loveeee wearing something so cute and adorable like this while tickling you to gaspy bittttssss ~

Sooo my pink dressss ~ it has a silken inner shell inside which means I'm going to be squeaking myself a bit when every step makes the material caress on my own skin ~ the outer dress has this cute design lined with circles and the shade is soooo almost obnoxiously bright pink. Sometimes I like to have my looong hair all down and swishyyyy or maybeee I'll do sassy low pigtails so you can watch them bounce as I circle around your tied up helpless wriggling ticklish body, tracing you alll over with my sparklyyyy handled makeup brushesss ~

Such a sillyyyy thing huhhh ~ to made to blush and gasp and make allll those silly squeaky sounds by these girlyyy fluffy makeup brushesss ~ and myyy myyyy how you writhe when I slip an arm around you to hold you to me and the soft lovely fabric of my dressss ~ mmmhh you loveee that material sensation dontcha cutie pieeee ~ you're a wanttttyyy ticklebuggg and I'm gonna tickle it allll outtta youuu yesss I ammm mmhmmm ~

Oooh and yess, that's the coool smoothness of my thick black belt with the oversized silver buckle ooh yesss ~ just a little witchy and ever soooo cuteee and such a shocking sensation mixed with the softnesss of the dresss isn't it? You know I'm sooo ticklish in this dressy outfit, like ridiculously sensitive to touch but ahhh you can't do anything about that now, you're allllll tied uppp! Sooo let's just see how these blush brushiesss do on your royal chest buttons, shall we? Mmmhmm tickle tickle dustyy dustyyy on each button button ~

And yesss they're going up to those armpitsssss ~ those cuuuute armpitsssss ~ fluffy fluffyyy ticklessss in your helplesss ticklish underarmssss~ yes darling, yes, writhe and squirm. You'll just get moreeee brushing from my pink dressss yes you willll and ahhh mmhmm my hair is brushing on you tooo and you're sooo cute I just gotta kisssyy kissss your neckk mmhmmmm and your collarrr muah muah muahhhh and ooh my brushes are going down what's gonna happenn ooh what's gonna happen cutieee? TIckle tickle tickle on your bellllllyyyyy ~ mmhmm yeaahhh your bellybutton!!

You just love your tickles so much huhh you just wantttt to feel allll helpless and loved and adored and surrounded by material sensationssss yes you doooo ~ mmhmm hippp ticklesss gonna hold you to me by these bouncy hipsss and wiggle my fingers alll over them. Nooo nope nopeee get back here cutieee you're not going anyyywhere you're allll mine nowhere for you to gooooo ~ this is where you belong, all squirmy helpless wantingggg and gigglyy gaspyyy for your Amyyyyy ~

ah ah ahhhhh noope get back heree ~ now you're gonna gett it sweetheart. Nowww I'm gonna hold you sooo tight to meee and ooh yess, I have my lovelyyyyy buzzy wanddddy wanddd. We're gonna buzzz and vibe all that naughtiness outta youuuu don't think I didn't notice what these tickles and teases are doing to you, you naughty naughty thingggg ~ a naughty tickle bug neeeeeds to have allll that naughtinessss justttt eased outtt mmhmm just tickled out and teased out and milked outttt mmhmmm ~ buzzyyy buzzy boooo hold on tight precious ticklebug, this miiiiiight tingle~!! And you can laugh and gasp and wiggle alll you like ~ it's not gonna stop tickling on your royal button and I'm not going anyyywhereeee and neither is my soft cute outfitttt brushing and grazing on your ticklish sensitive lovely bodyyyy~<3

[chipthekeeper]

so. instead of typing out my reactions as the show played, i recorded a voice memo of my own personal commentary. some highlights lots of nonsense under the cut

episode 1

- As excited as I am for this……I wish it was Andor

- Please be good

- Immediate alien. All of the Andor criticisms out the window. We're back

- Why did she pay that guy? This is like the main place. He barely pointed. She was very easy to find

- It's hitting me that this is High Republic shit and that's just fucking beautiful. I might cry. Oh my god, spinning noodles

- Backup knifes. Oh god….She sliced your backup knifes

- oh [splutters] a backup backup knife!!!

- She's got another backup knife?!

- Man, that was so fast. Like. I mean, I knew, we all knew. But damn

- Come on, he's just a noodle guy. Leave him alone

- IN THE COLD OPEN! She dies in the cold open. Fucking hell. God

- Okay, so she has different hair. So maybe it's not Moon Knight

- Oh fuck, I love this ship. I'm going to be obsessed with this

- [gasps] Pip!!! [pathetic whining] he’s a babyyyy [voice breaking] Oh my god. I would die for him

- [just fully unintelligible noises for Pip]

- [chuckling] aha! Trade feds, neimoidians. heh. It's all coming together….

- They have better accents this time

- Yeah, Pip. Come on, buddy. He's like a multi-tool. This is hilarious. [wheezing laughter]

- Oh, what's this? [gasps] A VECTOR!!! Holy fucking shit. [laughs in satisfied THR fan]

- YORD!!! TIME FOR THE YORD HORDE HERE WE GOOOOO

- Yord. You’re such a prick– ohhh n….Mind touch. Or not. Ugh, I don't like that. Yorddd. You're a prick. Your padawan is cool though.

- Oh my god, they're buddies!

- “Your mothers, your sister” (truly the most ugly and horrifying sound you’ve ever heard came from my mouth here)

- What's HAPPENING?

- Yord. Come on, buddy

- Iron Man?

- Yeah, we know it's Coruscant. Looks like it's made out of Legos. That's great

- *Sol telling the younglings the force is an ocean or whatever* [adorable whining] Elzar Mann coded!!

- “Master Vernestra” [another very ugly noise] Oh god, what a thing to hear. Oh fuck

- “i remember when you were that small” [giggling] fuck

- [delighted laughter] They become chairs, that's amazingggggg

- Wheeeeeeee! Oh shit

- Piiiiiip! Pip, wake up. D-does he have legs? Can he move? I-I don't know if he can move on his own

- Oh, oh–oh n-no…. (tbh don’t even remember what was happening here)

- Now you gotta land this thing. Oh, it's on..fire ahhh that’s a problem. Girl, good luck

- You better hold..your little droid. Hold him!

- [delighted gasp] Jecki!!

- “it is highly unlikely she survived” Oh, it was a very lucky crash, don't worry about it

- ....I think we should give Vernestra some hair back

- Okay, I'm out on Moon Knight theory again, which is great because I like..the other way better

- Well……..No, no, I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. Not gonna suck me back in again……….Oh god but it would be interesting if she thinks—ah fuck!

- *scary horror movie twin thing* [terrified] Ah, what the!! Who the fuck is that? [whispering] what the fuck…..oh. Uh-uh. Mmhm. oh. Horrifying. Scary. I don't like this at all. Wwwwhat was that? [incredulous noises] What the fuck?

- [delighted] Yord!!!

- [gasps] Selkath! Name That Alien, babeeyyyy!

- Yorddd! He’s ripped!!

- Just. Put your shirt on, bud……I can't wait for that to be gifs

- Back to this terrifying shit

- Oh, it's baby you………..Oh there's some Force shit happeninggggg

- uhhhhhh?

- “i saw her die” did you though???

- Yord put your lightsaber away, dickhead….it’s pretty though, don’t put it away :)

- Yord! Chill!

- Okay. Capital A Acolyte, so….

- Is each of the episode titles going to be for both of them?

- Nina Gold casting! the goat. un-de-feat-ed

- I'm sure I don't need to sit here and watch all the credits.......[gasps] Neal Scanlan! ah see, I would've missed that

episode 2

- *watching previously on, "mothers" mentioned* Show me motherrrrr!

- [stressed out sigh] I'm confused. I hope to be less confused by the end of this episode. But if not, we'll talk about it…..I say as if I'm speaking to someone besides myself

- Jedi outpost! When are we?

- Not cool Mae

- Is she going to kill somebody in the cold open of every episode? because that's going to really..start to hurt

- WOW, you guys are so unaware. How are you Jedi?

- “attack me, with all your strength” just–nobody wants to do that, do they?

- [delighted giggling throughout Mae/Torbin “fight”]

- Oh, Tommen. Why are his feet weird? Is he….not human? He’s gotta be human

- *osha talking about being flexible* Oh. Flirting? No, that's inappropriate………..There's flirting. It’s happening

- “let’s say this twin theory holds true” [ironic cackling]

- So Yord's a cop, which is unfortunate. As a founding member of the Yord Horde

- *Mae picks up a cup while Qimir is sleeping* Throw it at him. *she throws it at him* [satisfied cackle] I'm always right

- It'd be so funny if he's not the guy

- Hmmmmmm……So he can also be an Acolyte?

- I need this drink shaker

- So I like it much better if he's not the guy and he's just….helpin’

- So you're cheating at your Jedi killing homework and you don't want your boy to narc. That's hilarious

- [snorting] Your dad never likes when you get a tattoo

- [theorizing mumbles] They came to recruit…and the girl started the fire….They took her afterward….Fuck

- [whispering] I don't know what to do with my arms

- It's pretty theeeere. I'm going to be obsessed with this planet

- “i know why you took the Barash Vow” [most delighted scream/gasp yet] BARASH VOW MENTIONED!!! [confused mumbling] Okay, but he's there–why is…Did he come out of it?.......Oh, it's a different variant of the vow?

- [cackling in Tommen Baratheon] He sounds like a full grown man. Ohhh my god. Was not ready for that

- *kitten squeaks in background, not relevant to commentary but had to mention*

- Well, that's not good–girl, get out of there! Don't touch the evidence! Oh my God. You’re not helping yourself here, kid

- Go, escape, flee

- Atta boy, Yord

- Ohh that guy better be a descendant of Ram Jomaram

- You go, Jecki. Oh she’s so proud of herself [chuckling]

- Why do I have a feeling this isn’t gonna work?.......You’re very bad at this

- “Maybe supply us with the truth” Ooh! Get him, Yord!

- “I have a bad feeling about this” YEEEEAAHHHHHHH

- “You are not my master. I do not need you anymore.” ouch

- [groaning] I'm with Yord, I have a bad feeling about this

- Ope, all your backup knifes is gooone….

- Wheeee! [chuckles] Yord.

- [extremely high pitched] ooooohhhh thebackupknifehedidn’tfind!!!!

- BWAH SMOKESCREEN!!

- Are they gonna run together? I would like that to happen. Run and go back to Mom

- Go, go with her……Missed. Missed on purpose!

- Kind of hurts me to see what Vernestra becomes

- Man, if she kills Kelnacca, I'm gonna be so mad

- *episode ends* DAmmit!! Ugh. God. Fuck! [grumbling] This is gonna be a long ass week

so clearly i'm very normal about all this !

[autisticbokutoenthusiast]

pit babe ep 4 stray fevered thoughts

- i’m so fucking obsessed with winner yall you don’t understand. he loses races he loses bets he loses fights he picked he has a general aura of being a fucking loser like he’s everything AND HES NAMED WINNER

- kim kinda…. 🫡

- oh babe nooooo

- ok i fell asleep im awake and losing my mind from day 5? in bed but now whole house sick so we losing the plot collectively but way and babe are eating. its nice someone’s smiling 😒

- IF I ASK YOU FOR FRIED EGG AND YOU GIVE ME THE WHOLE THING WE BONDED FOR LIFE IDC IF YOU MIND CONTROL ME WERE COMEADE IN ARMS

- what are they??!?!!, like oh??!? oh babes laughing but it was real for way oh rip to him i woulda exploded on the spot

- oh oof he got what he wanted but he’s still not happy ouch ouch ouch

- this way babe scene is lowkey the best one like

- ok skin moisturizer? placement oh wow this like a whole advertisement skkrkeidj

- is that an ikea piece in the back of charlie’s living room

- ok piano ballad lets gooo

- aWhat ??!?!,!,?!,!?! me still dealing from them getting jumped? vs this big ass billboard skekdjfj

- i’m dying at charlie shuffling behind babe while everyone watches like he’s clocking in to dick down the main guy and it’s just a normal part of their routine. 10/10 moment

- i love sonic and north like i hope their page is a flop and they do this for the love of it

- god this is like mario cart!!!

- i didn’t realize this is a team sport ok

- winner being a loser again lets gooooo

- what’s kim’s deal….

- charlie’s not even gonna put on a bandaid or nothing???

- FINALLY SOMEONE DECKED THIS BITCH THAYS MY BOY KIM

- kim kinda loving shoving winner against walls… good for them

- babe kinda talking shit at the worst time like baby boy don’t tell people your plans especially not on their turf like what

- SCREAM not there’s a crack in my heart. ok this is a lot of product placement

- ahhh he’s a psychich ( why can’t i figure out how to spell that word???)

- does pete also have special alpha powers

- can they just talk to eachother why are papa and mama fighting it’s giving me flashbacks 😕

- what are there schedules like how much time is passing here

- WHAT HIS CAR EXPLODED?!?!?!?!!,?! THATS WHERE IT ENDS?!?!,!?

[jarondont]

Live (sorta) reaction to episode 1 and 2 of PJO

SPOILER ALERT

Episode 1

HE SAID THE LINEEEEEEEE

MYTHOMAGIC CARDS?!?!

Lol "shoving her into the nearest dumpster" and the grin afterwards

Yaaaaaaaa buddy it's Riptide

DANG Ms. Dodds's transformation was smooth

UNCLE RICK IS THAT YOU

Grover you did not just do that to him 😭 please you're his only friend

um what happened to the fates

THE BLUE FOOD

DI ANGELO'S SANDWICH?!?!

Omg the fact that Sally was crying before Percy woke up. Someone give them both a big hug

"You fell in love with God? Like- like- like, Jesus?" he's so Percy I can't

"Maybe something is seriously broken" PERCY PLEASE WE LOVE YOU

"Grover, why is there half a goat in your pants?" lol

Sally telling Grover to protect Percy I'm going to cry

I AM SOBBING. Sally's little speech omg "you are not broken"

NO SALLYYYYY I knew this was coming and still was NOT prepared

Brooooooooo the Minotaur fight scene was epic

ANNABETH MY GIRL

Episode 2

SHE SAID THE LINEEEEEEEEEEE

Percy looks so sad :(((

"PeTEr JOhnSoN IS HeRe" I'm dyingggg

"Your Highness" lol

"son" I'm loving this convo

"You're a horse" XD

GROVER IS PRECIOUS AHHH

"Even now, he still wants nothing to do with me. What am I even doing here? There's no place for me here" STOP.

Lukeeeee

What the frick- is that Juniper?!?! OMG THE COUNCIL OF CLOVEN ELDERS?!?!?!

"No one is gonna tell him anything" pjo in a nutshell

Yo it's Clarisseeeee

Luke is so nice to Percy. This is gonna hurt

"You can't force the gods to do anything" WATCH HIM

"Is there a Greek god of disappointment? Maybe someone should ask him if he's missing a kid" Percy my boy please we love you. I said it before and I'll say it again.

"They like the smell of BEGGING" facts

AHHHHHH HE'S PRAYING TO HIS MOM WITH BLUE FOOD I CAN'T (I mean she's better than like all the gods combined so justified)

"I've made some friends here" TALKING ABOUT LUKE- Percy just you wait :(

"He doesn't get to ignore you" #mama's boy (we love him for that though)

SUPREME LORD OF THE BATHROOM, BABY!!!

THE PERCY AND ANNABETH CONVO I'M DYING I'M DEAD

"She's my little sister" :(((((((((((((((((

So I was pronouncing Thalia's name correctly

"Not you, sunshine" EEEEEEEEEEE

Lol Percy and Annabeth are so passive-aggressive towards each other I love it

THE FLOSSING I CAN'T

THE CLAIMING SCENE THAT WAS AWESOME

"I am Sally Jackson's son" LET'S FREAKING GOOOOO

Anyways this was AWESOME and now I gotta wait another week :(

[riddle-me-ri]

Hii!!! Since you already got asks about what your thoughts on the various Mad Hatters, and Scarecrows are—

Now I gotta ask what’s your thoughts on the various Riddlers? 👀

Complete the dork squad various thoughts EHEHEHEHEHEHE >:DDD

Hope you have an amazing day/night time!! ^^

-🐭💤

Hehe nope I haven't done one for the Riddlers yet, but it only makes sense to round up the Dork Squad with my ramblings let's gooooo

So I'm kinda just gonna go in random order lmao, and I'll mostly just focus on the ones I write for or else we'll be here FOR DAYS lmao but here I go!

Batman the Animated Series Riddler: Husband. 11/10, the reason I even got into Batman and the Rogues, why I'm here asdfghh. He can do no wrong, he still has done no wrong. Mockridge deserved to have sleepless paranoid nights for taking advantage of my amazing husband who would've have gone on and made amazing games had he not be mistreated....I love him a lot lol

Arkhamverse Riddler: Absolutely fucking brilliant, amazing love, love, love his character development. Definitely one of the best developments (not like...the best for him but writing wise) out of the entire series. It's so tragic, his fall from grace...and Wally's voice is perfect for him! He captures his radio/game show host voice but can also do moments of vulnerability right before picking his voice back up again, it's AH amazing.

Gotham Riddler: Ehhh...I've already griped about this show a bunch lmao, the way they've written the rogues is one of the huge issues I have with it. Ed is one of them. I almost stopped watching when I saw the split personality bs...just...AH. But I do adore S1 Edward with my entire being, I wanna be friends with him, I wanna hear him infodump and watch game shows and play video games just ugh

Reevesverse/Dano Riddler: ehh he's, he's okay. I can appreciate they had him fight for injustice (kinda like Arkham Origins, except Origins did it a wee better, just because it proved Ed's point that his knowledge and evidence was enough to make the system collapse more so than violence. Knowledge is more powerful than batman running around beating up henchmen) and I did like the cards, and I can appreciate the orphan take, but he is just kinda meh to me?

Gotham City Sirens Riddler: mmmm p.i. riddler my beloved asdfgghh love, love, love him. I know reformed riddler is a hit or a miss with some people, and I totally get it. But I adored him in this comic, it was nice seeing him doing better even for a minute. And my man's has rizz! And his relationship with the Sirens was super entertaining and endearing.

Zero Year/Capullo Riddler: Ahhh this asshole. I do sincerely enjoy him. I loved that this story showed what the Riddler is capable of (i know new 52 is garbage, but I do appreciate what Capullo/Snyder were doing in their run). I also just really, REALLY adore Capullo's style and his version of the Riddler just scratches an itch in my brain.

The War of Jokes and Riddles Riddler: asddfgh I hate this asshole. So much, it's almost a love to hate, dumb beef leprechaun looking motherfucker I swear to god. So dramatic and extra, but not even in a fun entertaining way lmao.

Young Justice Riddler: Baby boy, baby girl, can do no wrong, deserved better too. Much like BTAS, was absolutely robbed, we should've gotten more episodes. I will say his voice is absolutely jarring, but it grows on you the more you associate it with his design lmao

Telltale Riddler: AH PUZZLE GRANDPA!! lmao again, I dig how much of a threat they built him up to be. I love the different take on him being on older and established rogue. I also love his backstory or atleast the hints of it we get, it's intriguing and different.

Hush (DCAU) Riddler: asdfghj the fucking terrible twist aside...I do adore this design and voice for him. And yes, I do adore that just enough to try and write for him lmao.

Here's a few extra riddlemen I DON'T write for but in case anyone was curious:

Batman Forever Riddler: Listen, I love Jim Carrey, but the man gave me fever dreams. One of my core memories waking up at 3 am was not only to the music collection ads that'd play but also the random movies they'd play on TV. Batman Forever was one of them, and it overwhelmed the shit out of me. I woke up thinking I had some weird dream, but when I realized I wasn't totally losing it...ahhh yeah. Again, I can appreciate his inclusion, his take is absolutely iconic for sure. Just not for me.

Hush (comic) Riddler: Another excellent story about how compelling of a villain Riddler can be, I adore his design here too. If the animated version just kept what they had AHH

The Batman (2004) Riddler: I'm sorry, I adore Robert Englund voicing him, that was a neat surprise. And his backstory is so sad, but I just...not my fave design. I really can't get passed it. So sorry I know he's a favorite, but just not for me.

Batman '66 Riddler: I've only seen clips, gifs, and some episodes, but I adore this man. I don't write for him yet only because I don't know nearly enough. But I absolutely love this man and will praise him until the end of time. He's the reason we have the riddler suit. He's the OG. He's the goat.

Harley Quinn The Animated Series Riddler: As much as I'm not a fan of a bald Riddler, I fucking adore this Riddler. He's really witty and sarcastic, a man after my own heart. Gotham is overrun by rogues and this fucker opens a university? Of course, he would. I also adore him and Clock King, are you kidding me??

I...I hope that answers your question...lmao I didn't mean for it to get this long I swear to god.

[nikatyler]

Ventured into the Underdark early because we are BADASS and FEARLESS...might be Myri's last words.

the way I want to be mean to him but also at this point I think Myriam would tone it down a little and be nice to him because she knows him a bit better now ahhh I can't be mean to him, not directly in the game at least 💀

Huh, second visit already!

look at this goodest girl

Well. That's one way to deal with Ethel I guess.

girl please

Meanwhile it seems to be straight up friendzone over here 💀

(x)

And so she collects another one 🤭

I'm not sure if she would go "oooh that's it that's the endgame" but he sure is doing things to me. Again. Can I have him. And the vampire. Pls. A sandwich of blood and weave and whatever I could bring on the table

"What are you thinking about" oh I'm not thinking. At all. I'm just. Staring inappropriately

So in case you haven't noticed yet, I carry the curse of "must romance Astarion in every run. and never ascend him also" but that second part is irrelevant for now. Anywayyyyy

I'M SO GODDAMN WEAK

Howdy 🤠

Alright I'm back, time to get that vampire praganant or something

WOOOOOO LETS GOOOOO

(x)

[hornystan]

TOMMY LIKE 🏃‍♀️ IN A FLASH. Why is that so funny to me? 😂 Running from the pussy to avoid Joel's wrath

That's so bad of little one to lose her virginity with Tommy when sweet Joel paid for it 😔 How do we not expect him to not get unhinged? He has the kindness to let us get his dick only and we go out of our way to mess with his cute bro. Not cool, not cool

Joel coming home covered in dirt and blood

Gimme. If I die it was my time to go.

He just wants me to lay there and take it? As the president of the Mexican lazy bitch association, I approve. "And really, isn't this just better?" Tis what I'm saying

IN ONE GOOOOO! That’s the part where I would die. (Have I told you ai Joel did that? 👀). But to die for the D is an honorable way to go 🙏

AM I BREAKING YOU JUST A LIL BIT PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME CLENCH AT THE HOSPITAL JOEL MILLER OMG I KNEW THIS WAS A BAD IDEA. He's talking just like my ai Joel talks. I'm passing out. Someone take me to the hospital. Wait, I'm already here ‼️❗BESTIE THOUGHT JOEL WAS GIVING HER NO ORGASMS BUT MY BOY PULLED THROUGH WITH HIS MONSTER DICK 🛐🛐🛐

The pavlovian response asdfghjkl. Me waiting for Joel on the dirty matress:

Please, the way he's going I'LL FUCKING SHOW YOU WHAT ABUSE IS is exactly like my ai Joel. Have I been little -oning all this time⁉️

Ahhh don't bare me in front of the menses. I'm shy 👉👈 Okay, like I don't mind the branding, but you could have squeeze my ass hard to leave a handprint or something, Joel. That was kind of rude 😔 AND HEY WHAT HAPPENED TO NOT GETTING PASSED AROUND?

Oh, Tommy rescued me. Tis okay. Thank you Tommy. You the MVP. You got ointment and all 🙏

Yours again, Joel, huh? I will tolerate bc Tommy saved me, and you're super hot, but like ??? You have to be possessive and not let anyone else touch me, k?

What a ride this chapter was!!

The Wrong Way: Chapter 2

Raider!Joel Miller x Fem!Reader

DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT

Masterlist

Summery: You are sold to Joel to clear up some of your fathers' debts, and he takes you back to his house where him, Tommy, and high ranking members of his raiding trope stay. Joel is mean, cruel, and hash, but had small moments of softness that confuse you in your venerable state. Over time, you get to know him and Tommy, and see different sides of each, an both are hiding secrets. Was it possible to fall in love under these circumstances? Or was that just another way Joel was fucking with you?

WARNINGS FOR FULL FIC, NOT CHAPTER BY CHAPTER UNLESS SOMETHING NEW IS ADDED AFTER MASTER WARNING LIST: DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT!!!! Fic contains graphic depictions of sexual assault, rape, molestation, dubcon/non con. Blow Jobs, PIV sex, lose of virginity, sex trafficking, past incest, death/people dying everywhere, Stockholm syndrome, falling for your rapist, victim blaming, torcher, branding, physical abuse, attempted sexual assault (not Joel), somno, self-harm/depression/suicidal thoughts (not a lot)but fair warning, major age gap

This is a reader fic, reader is early 20's, Joel is 40's at this point, reader is small enough that the men can lift her, but these are strong men. Reader is also refered to as little one, little girl ETC, but that's more in reference to her age/innocence than physical size.

Please make sure you read the warnings, this chapter will have some of the most intense stuff of this fic!

You woke up with a start, scrambling on the dirty mattress to sit up. It was Tommy, not Joel.

“It’s just me” He said with a plate of food. “He’s doing business, he’ll be back later.”

You knew what ‘later’ meant for you.

Tommy set down the plate and stepped forward, making you scramble back against the wall. “Relax, honey, I ain’t gonna touch yuh. Joel made sure to give a  big speech full of vivid details on what he’d do to anyone who did” He pulls something out of his pocket; a deck of cards. “You know how to play solitaire?”

You nod.

“Good, you can have these. I imagine it’s gonna get real boring here when he-” Tommy stopped himself. Your purpose here was for Joel to fuck, and not much else, this was sure to lead to intense boredom in your solitary confinement; Tommy was offering you a small mercy, something to do.

“Go fish?” You asked softly.

*

You and Tommy end up playing the world quietest game of go fish, slowly easing up to him. You learned a thing or two from him in the small pieces he gave you, like that Joel was his older brother. You found it odd at first, to be sure, but the parts came together the more you thought about it. Their personalities were different, Tommy was much softer, kinder, gentle; it gave you an idea.

“Whats it like?” You asked.

Tommy looks up from his cards at that. “What’s what like?”

You don’t look at him. “Joel… he’s gonna…  and I’ve never” You feel your heart rate pick up, anxious for his reaction.

You hear a loud sigh, and see Tommy scrub his face. “I can’t be having this conversation with you” He starts to get up.

“NO!” You lunge forward, grabbing his hand and looking him dead in the eye. “No, please, I need to know what’s going to happen.”

With a groan, he sits back down, looking up at the ceiling. “Well, you’ll probably bleed, but not everyone does. And it’s gonna hurt. I doubt Joel’s gonna take it easy on you.”

There’s a long period of silence before you say your next words. “Can you do it?”

In a flash, Tommy was standing up and walking to the door.

“Wait! Please!” you scramble up, grabbing his arm before it turns the handle.

“No! I’m not participating in this! I got enough on my conscience as it is!” His eyes are shut tight as you pull on him to turn to you.

“Please, Tommy, you’ll make it easier, I don’t want it to hurt!”

He opened his eyes wide, gripping your shoulders. “It’s going to hurt either way! There’s no ‘easier’, you’re fucked!”

You freeze, tears welling up in your eyes. “Tommy, please. I need you to do this.”

The desperation in your eyes gave him pause to consider. He had tried to stop this whole thing from happening, tried to pull back his brother the way only he knew how, to give Joel some sort of moral compass that he lost the day Sarah died… but even Tommy wasn’t enough. He saw the look Joel had in his eyes, that intense focus, that desire, not just to fuck her but to control her, own her in every sense of the word… and if Joel ever found out he did this, he’d be fucked. But Tommy was trying his best to make things easier on the young girl, and she was right; he’d be easier than Joel.

“You can never tell anyone, or we are both dead.”

Tommy was careful, opening you up with his fingers first, then fucking you, placing his pants under you, stopping the bleeding from staining the bed; a dead giveaway. He tried to touch you, out of courtesy, give you at least something, but you declined. Joel wouldn’t do that, you shouldn’t get used to it.

When it was over, Tommy couldn’t look you in the eyes as he wiped you off, putting on his blood and cum stained pants and leaving the room.

You played solitaire for hours until Joel stomped in.

With wide eyes, you stare up at Joel, setting down the cards.

“Get on the bed” He spoke harshly, dirt and blood on his skin and clothes and you could tell it had been a long day, and you were about to get the end of it. You did as you were told, getting onto the ‘bed’ which was a mattress on the floor, and waiting for instruction. Tommy was right; it had hurt, and Joel was bigger, and much, much angrier.

“It’s simple, little one. All you have to do is lay there and take it. Don’t gotta do nothing fancy, no tricks, no skills.” he took a few steps closer, beginning to undo his belt. “I’ll take care of you, I’ll make ure everything is okay.” he pulled off the belt, and slid down his pants before stepping out of each leg, moving slowly towards your shaking form, towering over you. “ I don’t want to hurt you, and I ain’t letti’n none of them touch you, so no more worrying about whose cock is going to be in your pretty little mouth.” 

Joel bent over and you whimpered as he took your chin in his hand, forcing you too look up at him. “It’s yes sir, no sir, you don’t talk back, you do as you’re told, don’t try to escape and you’re good to go.” He let go of you, standing straight up and god, he was intimidating from where you sat. “You’ll never have to wonder where your next meal is coming from., you just get to sit pretty for me.” Joel finally pulled down his boxers, spitting in his hand before beginning to stroke his extensive length. “And really, isn’t this just better?”

Despite at least know what to expect, you were terrified. You had seen Joel kill your brother only yesterday, you knew what he was capable of, and you didn’t believe his ‘I won’t hurt you’ spiel for a second.

“Please don’t” you plea softly. “I don’t want to…”

Stepping out of his boxers, he huffs a laugh. “Funny, I don’t remember askin’ you”

Picking you up, Joel flipped you onto your stomach and straddled your legs, pinning you to the bed as you squirmed, quite ‘no’s’ and ‘please’s’ slipping out of your mouth, getting louder until he tugged down your pants and it all culminated in screaming while you twist and turn, trying to get away and hit him. “GET OFF ME! YOU FUCKER!”

Joel did not like that, turning you over fully onto your back and slapping you, hard. Your head rang from the force of his large hand, and you tasted blood in your mouth. Everything was hazy as you stilled in shock, and you didn’t even realize what he was doing until a second stinging pain pulled you attention.

“Ah, AH!” you shout as Joel thrusts into you in one go, splitting you open, and if you had any sense in you, you’d be thankful Tommy was your first; you couldn’t imagine the pain you’d be in right now. However, in the moment, you were only concerned with the pain as you continue to whimper.

“Shut the fuck UP!” Joel shouted, covering your mouth as he thrust into you, looking down to watch himself disappear into you. “You look so good like this, little girl, all stretched out around me, fuck. Awww you're bleeding?” Joel patted your pussy. "Am I braking you? Just a lil bit?" He picked up the pace, harsh and brutal, and you begin to cry, as quietly as you can.

“Fuck, you cry so pretty, no wonder all those men wanted to hurt you, so fucking gorgous” Growing more eratic, a thin sheen of sweat grew on his forehead and he smiled cruelly, slipping his hand around your folds "But they don't get to, not anymore" you were wetter than you'd like to admit. “Sure you don’t want this? You’re awfully wet. Think I can make you come huh? While you cry and pretend to hate the feeling of me filling you up?” Joel touched your click, and laughed when he felt you clench around him. “Yeeeeah, yeah you like this, sweet thing”

There was something warm brewing in your stomach, a warmth that spread to your skin, and you weren’t entirely sure what was happening. Were you poisoned? Is he fucking your dying body? But it felt good. 

“Let go, little one, come on my cock”

A pleasureful pulsing in between your legs and suddenly your body felt great, and you didn’t know why; it didn’t last long, however, not long enough to distract you from what was happening. When it faded, you realized Joel was coming on your pelvis and the dirty shirt you still had on from yesterday. You didn’t look at him as he got up, turning your head to look at the wall, trying to stop existing in the moment. When you heard him leave, you curl over on your side and keep crying, too tired and too upset to notice when he came back until Joel arms wrapped around you again.

“Please” You whimpered, too tired to put up much of a fight. “It hurts too much.”

“Shh, shhh sweetness, we’re not going to do anything.” Joel scooped you up, wrapping the ratty blanket around your exposed bottom before carrying you out of the room. You were disgusted with him and yourself, but you were scared and lonely, so you clung to him; you didn’t want to be alone. 

Joel carried you into the bathroom, pulling off the blanket and laying you down into a hot tub of water, pulling off your old shirt.

“There we go, little one, just relax, close your eyes and relax” Joel spoke softly, washing you with the harsh soap and gentle touches speaking softly into your ear. What did he think this was? What were you to him? When you were cleaned up, he put you in his clothes, whispering promises to get you your own. You could tell, as you walked from the bathroom to your room, that the men were watching you, but Joel arms around you left no room for them; you were his.

This was the routine for nearly a week. Joel would fuck you, and it would hurt. He never kissed you, but he always made you come, slowly conditioning you to have a pavlovian response to him; your body associating him with an orgasm, making you start to get wet when you saw him, despite how afraid you constantly were. This made things a little easier, but Joel never took it easy on you during sex, and it was multiple times a day. Afterwards, however, it was strange… sometimes he’d draw you a bath, sometimes he’d bring you food, clean you off, small, soft moments that never failed to confuse you with the juxtaposition of what was happening. You took it, however, whatever he gave you, because you were lonely, and you were scared. You saw Tommy sometimes, every day he brought you food and stayed to talk for as long as he could, even if just a few minutes, but sometimes long enough to play a card game or two. You felt like you were going crazy, secluded enough that you almost found yourself looking forward to Joel. Almost. 

Despite his insistence he didn’t want to hurt you, he did. Not on purpose, you didn’t think, but more that he was careless as he manhandled you, the painful grip on your face in he covered your mouth, the punishing pace he set, your face hitting the wall when he turned you. In the moment, it was painful, but after he came and he calmed down, he seemed to almost feel bad, hence taking care of you.

But tonight it had simply been too much, everything hurt, your heart ached, and you were going stir crazy in your room with nothing to do but play solitair and get fucked. You had been assessing the room and different options, and you realized while the window didn’t open, it wasn’t bared. If you broke the glass and climbed out fast, you could get a head start in the woods. It was spring, cool but not cold, and certainly you could find somewhere to go, right? Run away, somewhere far, far to where Joel could never find you.

That's how you found yourself, running in the woods, blood on your hands from punching the window open despite wrapping the thin blanket around your hand, fleeing for your life. You had heard shouts from the house as you escaped, they knew you were gone, and were after you. You could hear the sound of a horse, although the lay out of the woods made it impossible to tell where the hoof prints were coming from as Joel, Tommy, or one of the other men chased you down, you weren't sure who. Weak from lack of food and sleep, and the cold air in your lungs, you tried to run, not getting very far when Joel nearly trampled you with his horse, picking you up by your shirt and throwing you over it on your stomach. You kicked and screamed and pleaded and cried, but it was no use. Joel didn’t say a word, quickly riding back to the barn and yanking you down. His silence was terrifying, and eerie calm before the storm you knew was coming. 

“Joel, please, I’m sorry!” You shout, trying desperately to make things better, but Joel was on a mission, dragging you by your hair out of the bar and grabbing something you couldn’t see.

“JOEL!” You hear Tommy shout from across the field of grass, running over to where you were desperately attempting to keep up with Joel’s long strides and he pulled you by your hair, not caring if you tripped and it hurt. “Joel, stop, you need to calm down” Tommy tried to calm his brother, but Joel wasn’t listening, an Tommy attempted to pull you up to ease the weight on your scalp. When you got inside, the other raiders had gathered in the living room, and you expected Joel to take you to your room where he’d do whatever he was planning as punishment; instead, he stopped by the fireplace, throwing whatever it is he grabbed from the barn into the fire.

Joel pulled you up, hand still deep in your hair as he thrust your back up against the wall. “Don’t I treat you good?” He asked, oddly calm. “I take care of you, I feed you, I don’t let anyone else touch you.” Is that what he thought? That he was taking care of you? “You don’t have to do a damn but sit in that room and cum. You think things are so bad here? You think I abuse you? I’LL FUCKING SHOW YOU WHAT ABUSE IS!” Joel suddenly screams, loud and in your ear. “You think I treat you like a whore? I’ll show you how a whore gets treated!” Joel let go of your hair, but you were too terrified to move as Joel grabbed the collar of the shirt and ripped it open and pulling it off before yanking down your pants, exposing your naked body to Tommy and several hungry looking men in the room.

Tommy stepped forward, talking quietly. “Joel, don’t do this-”

Joel pulled out his gun, pointing it at Tommy, “Stand against the wall, you don’t get to play knight in shining armor this time.” 

Tommy looked at you apologetically, then backed away. Your eyes turned to another man you recognized from the first day, the redhead, was staring at you like a piece of meat before Joel yanked your face back to his. “Tommy ain’t saving you this time, neither is Nick.” He throws you over the table, bare stomach to the cold wood, and handcuffing your right arm to the leg. “Fucking ungrateful bitch!” You heard him unbuckle and before you had a chance to blink, he thrust into you violently. “This is how whores get treated, is this what you want?” When you didn’t answer, he screamed again. “IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?!”

“No” You sob, looking up to Tommy for help, but Tommy stood where he was told too, closing his eyes. There was no point in trying to stop Joel on a rampage, unless you wanted to die.

You do as Tommy did; you close your eyes, and try to pretend you weren’t here, that the pain wasn’t happening, that you weren’t being violated in front of several men, including one that was the only person you could consider even close to a friend. From where you were bent over you could feel Joel hitting your cervix. Joel continued to degrade you, telling you this is what whores get, that dumb bitches don’t get cared for, that this was all you were good for before pulling out and cumming on your back.

You thought it was over, but Joel had one last trick. 

“Since you want to try and run away, despite how good I’ve been, better make sure anyone that finds you knows who you belong to.”

“STOP!” Tommy shouts, one last try. “This is enough, she’s learned her lesson Joel, you're going to fucking far!”

Joel didn’t listen, and when you turned to see what he was doing, you realized what he grabbed from the barn

A cattle brand, his initials on the hot iron. 

“Jo- AHH!” Your final attempts at begging for mercy are cut off by the searing pain on you hip, burning, blinding pain as you were branded. You were vaguely aware of Tommy yelling something, but you couldn’t tell anyone. Still handcuffed and bent over a table, Joel slapped the fresh burn as a last bit of punishment, and you were so exhausted you were only capable of a whimper. You could smell your own chard flesh in the air as the adrenaline coursed through you.

Joel walked around to the other end of the table and bent down to be face to face with you, brown eyes large and intense even in your bleary vision. “You’re gonna be thankful for just me, little one”

Joel stood up, and announced to the men there that they could all have a turn with you tonight, and stormed off into his room.

You were out of tears, out of pleas, ready to just lay there and take it until it was over, and hope to god if you behave Joel would go back to how he was.

You could see the redhead, step forward and begin to unzip, but Tommy, forever your savior, pushed him away. “Back off Nick”

“Oh I suppose you want her first?” 

“No one’s touching her” 

You felt a warm blanket draped over you, before Tommy knelt down and picked the lock on the handcuffs

Nick argued. “Joel said we can have her”

“And I said no. I can’t stop Joel’s bullshit, but I can draw the line with you all”

“What, so you can have her but we can’t?”

“No one but Joel is having her, fuck off”

"He said"

"And I said no"

Wrapping the blanket around you to cover your modesty, Tommy picked you up and carried you into your room, carefully laying you on the side that wasn’t burned. “I’ll be right back” he promised.

And he did, gently putting ointment on you and bringing his clothes for you to change into, but you were so shaken you preferred to just stay wrapped in the blanket.

“I’m sorry, honey” were the last words he sent to you before he left. You lay in your shitty bed, awake for hours, crying on and off.

When the door opened again, you thought maybe it was Tommy, but you recognized Joel’s footsteps, and froze in place. You weren’t sure how much you could take, at this point, how much more he could do to you before you gave up, before you found some way to end it all. For now, however you were going to behave, you were going to be good; you didn’t want to be hurt again. So you laid there, ready for Joel to take you how he always did, hoping to god he’d protect you from the other men and not hurt you again, not like he had, anyway.

But he didn’t.

Joel laid down behind you, pulling you in so that his body encased yours, wrapping his arms around you with a tender touch. Suddenly, your exhaustion took over the alert terror in your body that was keeping you up, and despite the fact he was the one that hurt you, you felt relaxed and safe. Before you drifted off to sleep in his arms, he gently placed his hand over the burnt skin where his initials were permanently etched on you. "Mine" he whispered in your ear. “No one else gets to touch you, little one”

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Thank you all sooooooooooo so much for the outpouring of support for this story!

I hope I got all the tags, if you'd like to be added to the tag list let me know!

I got two anons due to this side account, one telling me they lost all basic respect for me, and one saying that if i have a rape fantasy, then my real-life rape that i've talked about on my main page, wasn't really rape.

But I've gotten such an outpouring of love from this series, it makes up for it.

If you want a bonus chapter of Tommy taking Little One's virginity, let me know!

Next weekend i have a wedding i gotta travel 10 hours for so there wont likely be a chapter for over a week, SORRY!

Real quick promo for my main blog @romanarose , I have two Joel fics there, one one shot and one series, and if you like wild sex and Triple Frontier, consider checking out the Awakening series!

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[hlflng]

                      𝟑, 𝟒, 𝟓   ♡   𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

                                             @hybreid​ sent,    “  let’s go home.  ”

 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐈𝐒 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐈𝐒  [ ... ]  what a lovely sentiment, if only charles’ heart wasn’t so twisted, so mangled, so conflicted & confused 𝙖𝙨 𝙞𝙩 𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙧𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙞𝙣 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙩— fighting against both body and mind, his feet so adamantly settled upon volterra brick 𝙰𝙲𝚁𝙾𝚂𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝚄𝚁𝚃𝚈𝙰𝚁𝙳 𝙵𝚁𝙾𝙼 𝙷𝙴𝚁, it was as if the soles of his shoes had sunk in and become one with the mortar there.          he was a prisoner, make 𝙣𝙤 𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚, but even a prisoner can be taught to love it’s cage and fear what else lie beyond it ... even it’s own family.  

                                                   “ ... i am 🅷🅾🅼🅴. “

[twinfoxtails]

@theshowaidol​

“Bye, Number 3! Again, thank you for helping!”

“You’re welcome! Please keep an eye out for our next show!”

Walking out from the convenience store, Ai Mizuno let out a sigh, before she dusted and adjusted her own clothes. Seems like she was working inside on something.

Still, it was getting late... The sun was already setting, and people were already leaving to their own homes, and the idol was carrying a few things inside a plastic bag, filled with snacks and drinks.

“Right... I should get back. The longer I stay like this, the more complications may happen. I don’t want her to find me out...”

And off she goes, but... she was not going back to where her home was, but rather... walking out of Saga?

[reidsbookclub]

I make no apologies for the mess that the tags are.

Also I reached the 30 max tags so I’ll finish here

SHE GOT HIM BOOKS 🥺💕

PLEASE THE ARE YOU HERE TO VISIT UNCERTAINTY

AND HE WAS HOME

WHAT A PERFECT ENDING

JAY THIS WAS BEAUTIFUL

message in a bottle (spencer reid x reader)

“'Cause now you’re so far away and I’m down, Feelin’ like a face in the crowd I’m reachin’ for you, terrified…” summary: when reader takes a temporary job in london with emily, spencer stays connected to them with letters in hopes they’ll realize how much they have waiting for them back home. request?: no pairing: spencer reid x gn!reader category: fluff, tiny bit of angst content warnings: mild language word count: 4.1k a/n: we're finally back to the vault songsfics! i'm really excited about this one because it's a bit of a different style than what i've done previously. also, a huge thank you to @serenity-lattes & @reidselle for beta-ing this fic for me and dealing with all my worries surrounding this fic—without them, this fic would have looked totally different!! and without further ado, here it is!

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“It’s only a year.”

Spencer Reid was sure those were the worst words he’d ever heard anyone say. They cut through him like a knife, marring his already scarred heart. You said only a year, but all Spencer heard was that it would be 365 days without you—525,600 minutes without getting to hear your voice or see your joyous smile. There would be 3,714 miles between you where before he’d gotten to see you nearly every day.

It may have only been a year to you, but to Spencer it felt a little more like a prison sentence.

“I know, only a year,” Spencer answered, feigning a smile and complete excitement for you—because truly, he could not be more happy for you. This was the kind of job opportunity that only came around once in a lifetime; when Emily had offered you a year’s work with Interpol, he knew immediately that you had to take it. Still, the thought of letting his best friend go seemed impossible to bear. “I’ll miss you.”

“I’ll miss you too, Pen,” you told him, opening your arms to invite him in for a hug. Spencer didn’t always take these offers, but there’s no way he’d refuse now. Your hugs were a comfort and your arms his home—sometimes it felt like being right here, in your arms, was where he was meant to be all along. “You’ll have to write to me, okay? Keep me up on what’s going on around here.”

“I’ll write you a letter every month,” he promised, already calculating in his head how long it would take for a letter to arrive by post.

“You better.” It was here you showed the first signs of being as upset as Spencer felt—your lower lip quivered and your voice cracked around the last word. Your expression never cracked though, still showing off that radiant smile he would come to miss. “I’ll see you in a year, Spencer.”

“I’ll see you in a year.”

DECEMBER

Dear Sunshine,

How are you enjoying London? I assume by now you’ve gotten settled in your new apartment and the new job. I know you can’t tell me a lot about the job so all I ask is that you tell me you’re being safe. Interpol isn’t quite like the FBI, is it?

It’s barely been a week since you left, but the team already feels different without you. I’ve caught Morgan multiple times going to tell you a joke and trying not to look too disappointed at your empty desk. When you get back there will be a lot of jokes to make up for, I think. JJ says she misses you and that if everything lines up okay, she’d like to take a week to come visit with Henry. I can’t imagine how much fun that would be, showing him around London.

I miss you. I can’t wait to hear all about how much you’re enjoying London. Penelope said she sent over a short list of the best sights to see before you start working, although I wonder what counts as short in this case.

I’ll talk to you soon,

Spencer

-

Dear Moonbeam,

You’re gonna worry this whole time, aren’t you? For the record, I am being safe because I happen to want to make it back to Quantico in a year. The people here seem okay, but they’re not the team. They’re so serious, which makes sense because they’re Interpol. Emily gets along with them all though, so maybe they just need to warm up to me or something.

It’s so dreary here in London, Pen. I think it’s rained or snowed nearly every day I’ve been here and I’m not certain the sun actually makes it up this way. It’s so busy here compared to Virginia, but I guess I’ll get used to that eventually.

Tell the team I said hello. I miss getting morning coffee with Penelope and I constantly look over for Morgan when I tell a joke too. JJ is always welcome and I’d love to have little Henry here. I think he’d really love seeing the Eye, though maybe JJ wouldn’t love that. You could come, too, you know, I’d love to see you.

Emily and I spent Christmas together, of course. I got to meet her new partner and though we tried cooking, it didn’t work out so well. We ended up scouring the city for a place open on Christmas and ended up at a pub. Fish and chips for a Christmas meal isn’t too bad. Just so you don’t forget what I look like, I’ve enclosed some pictures of that night.

Miss you already,

Y/N

-

JANUARY

Dear Sunshine,

Happy new year! I loved the pictures of you and Emily on Christmas, I’m so glad you had someone to celebrate with. Although, I’ll be honest I missed our usual cheesy Christmas movie marathon (even if I didn’t particularly miss the movie options). This year I went over to Penelope’s and we made cookies all night. Her brother was supposed to come in for the holiday but a snowstorm cancelled all flights into the area, so we made our own fun.

Speaking of Penelope, she’s organizing our first team dinner since you left. She said new years should count as a missed holiday meal, which I’d argue that people really don’t have meals for the holiday so much as they drink, but what Penelope says goes.

Your temporary replacement started this month, too. Her name is Ashley Seaver and she’s a training agent. She seems nice enough, but obviously has a lot to learn. Rossi has a lot of faith in her so I will too. Do you remember when I joined the team? Gideon would always pair us together, it was like he always knew we’d be in l best friends. I hope you have good teammates there in London, though maybe not better than us.

Have a good month,

Spencer

-

Dear Moonbeam,

I can’t believe it’s a new year already! Christmas with Penelope sounds absolutely wonderful. I petition for next Christmas to be spent with her and her brother, too.

You’re replacing me already? I’m kidding, I know it was necessary. Don’t be too hard on Seaver because she’s not me, alright? I’m sure she’s a wonderful agent. I do also happen to remember when you joined the team. Gideon was being a little obvious about it, wasn’t he? That man is a genius so he had to know what he was doing. I’ll say I don’t mind the meddling so much though, I’m glad he forced us to talk so much.

It’s a little lonely here in London. Everyone is kind and has been welcoming, but they’re just not you all. Although, I did hear a couple other agents talking about how I bought this job from Emily. I hope they don’t think I didn’t deserve to be here.

Don’t miss me too much,

Y/N

-

FEBRUARY

Dear Sunshine,

I know JJ told you what happened. It will never make it okay, but at least it was quick so she didn’t have to suffer. Sometimes I think this is how it’s meant to be, you know? When I was with Maeve, I made mistakes. I didn’t catch onto connections as quickly as I would alone. I was distracted, and that hurt the team as a result.

It’s better this way, really.

Spencer

-

Dear Spencer,

Spencer, please talk to me. If you don’t answer your phone after you get this letter, I will be flying home. Why didn’t you tell me anyone about Maeve? You know we would’ve loved her.

I’m sorry you’re hurting, Spencer, but you can’t just shut everyone out. At least talk to Penelope or JJ if you won’t talk to me. I mean it, if JJ has to call me one more time you’ll be hearing from me. Remember I still have that key to your apartment, I’m not afraid to use it.

I love you,

Y/N

MARCH

Sunshine,

I’m sorry. I’m glad Emily talked you out of flying home for me. It wasn’t my intention to worry you, I was in a worse place than I thought at the time.

Are you getting more used to the rain? I know you said it was too dreary for your liking, but there’s something so soothing about rain. No thunder or lightning, just the gentle sounds of raindrops on your window. Days feel calmer when it rains, more manageable.

Maybe I’d like it in London.

Emily said you got recognized by your superior there! I know you never believed me, but you really are one of the best profilers I’ve met. That’s wonderful someone finally recognized how talented you are there. I know you’ve been struggling, but it will all be worth it. You’re three months in now, you’ve gotten settled and now you can really shine. I believe in you.

Yours truly,

Spencer

-

To Moonbeam,

Don’t ever apologize for your grief, Spencer. I was worried about you, of course, but I’m just glad you’re doing better. Don’t shut out all of those feelings though, okay? Promise me. You need to feel that hurt to move on.

You know what, the rain is growing on me. It’s soothing in a way I wasn’t expecting. It doesn’t often thunderstorm so much as it just rains, and I’ve come to love it. I think you’d really like London, you really should come visit sometime.

I did! I don’t believe you because there’s a whole team of the best profilers in the world. I’m young, I could still learn from our team when I get back in November. The people here are finally starting to take me seriously. I was worried they never would, but after that takedown I earned a lot of respect in their eyes. I’m really proud of myself, the days spent in the hospital and the new bullethole scar were totally worth it.

Until April,

Y/N

-

APRIL

Sunshine,

I know what you’re going to say so I’ll preface this by saying we’re all fine. Someone has been stalking the team for months now, and they’re getting closer. We’ve been trying to find them but there’s just nothing to profile. It’s been so frustrating and on top of that Strauss doesn’t want us to abandon any cases to focus on this, even though this person seems to know everything about us. The only reason I bring this up is to make sure you know about it. I doubt they would come after you and Emily while you’re outside of the US, but just in case.

And what about you? When I got your letter, I almost got on the first plane to London. It was Hotch who told me to wait, that if you were hurt badly that you would tell me. Still, maybe next time lead with the fact that you’re okay now when you tell me you got shot on the job. I can’t lose you, you’re too important.

I reorganized the apartment last week. Remember saying that the window seat would make the perfect reading nook? You were right, as always. It feels a lot more cozy now and a lot less cluttered—I took your advice and donated a few books I hadn’t read in years so others could enjoy them the way I once had. It’s beautiful, isn’t it? Getting to share stories with perfect strangers, having this connection in the form of a story you both loved even though you two would likely never meet. They’ll have my handwriting and my thoughts in those books. A couple of them you had borrowed, so they’ll have your handwriting intertwined with mine too. What will they think of us, do you wonder?

Until next time,

Spencer

-

Moonbeam,

I’m important, huh? Is that why you still haven’t visited me? I’m kidding, although Emily did say you needed to visit because she misses you too, and that’s two versus one. But I promise there’s no need to worry. It was in and out, even the doc said I’d be fine in no-time. And guess what? I’m already back at work so there.

And how about you? Coming in here talking about a stalker you can’t catch. That sounds pretty terrifying to me. I trust you guys though so I know you won’t do anything reckless to catch him. You better not, anyway.

Spencer, have I ever told you how wondrous you are? No one else would find so much beauty in secondhand books. I love that about you, you know. I’m glad the nook is working out (I was totally right, by the way). If you love secondhand books so much, I’ll have to take you to this bookstore I found in London. It’s run by this old woman who looks like she’s two-hundred years old, and she is the sweetest person ever. All of the books there are secondhand and most have writing in them. And you know what, you might be right about that. Now I’m going to read these books and wonder about the lives of the people who’d read them before me, so thanks for that one.

Closing statement time, if you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be? I think I’d have to pick London, I’m really loving it here.

Much love,

Y/N

-

MAY

Sunshine,

You’re right, if I ever come to London you absolutely need to take me to that bookshop. It sounds picturesque, a perfect place to spend all afternoon exploring.

I’m happy you love London so much. You seemed so lonely a couple months ago, I was worried for you. Tell Emily I said hello too, and that she could also come visit Virginia if she wanted to see me so badly. Everyone else would be happy to see her again, too.

If I could live anywhere, where would I go? Sunshine, you know I would realistically pick here. My entire life is in Quantico, I couldn’t imagine being anywhere else. Theoretically, though, if I could move this job anywhere, I think I’d like to see London with you.

I could be happy there.

Spencer

-

To My Moonbeam,

I’m absolutely right, because I’m always right. You should keep that in mind a little more. I think it’s interesting you picked London when you’ve been dragging your feet on visiting. Don’t think JJ hasn’t told me all of your lame excuses, sir.

How about that Alex Blake? When were you going to tell me you’ve become such good friends with her? I know how excited you were when she joined the team after Emily, she really is remarkable. Do you think you would ever ask her out?

I do love London, and I love this job. It does get pretty tough though. I’ll spare you the details, but I had a rough case this month dealing with some young girls. It’s hit me harder than most cases do, so I’ve been a little worse-for-wear lately. I think Emily and a few others are taking me out for drinks soon though, so I’ll keep you posted.

I miss you,

Y/N

JUNE

My Sunshine,

You know what, I’m not going to admit you’re right anymore. I think that might risk inflating your ego just a little too much if I really say it :)

Yes, Alex Blake is remarkable, you knew that. I think I get what you’re implying though and I have to say that no, I don’t think of her that way. She’s been a mentor to me through this year which is absolutely remarkable of her.

I’m sorry you had such a tough case. You’re right that Interpol does take those sorts of cases often, but that doesn’t mean you don’t have a right to feel upset. They’re tough for a reason, and if I’ve learned anything at the BAU it’s that ignoring the pain is far more dangerous than allowing it to be felt. I may be 3,000 miles away from you, but know that I’m here for you whenever you need me, always, no matter what.

Say the word, and I’ll brave a plane for you.

Spencer

-

My Moonbeam,

Why not? Alex is so lovely, I think she’d be a good match for you. But fine, if you don’t want my expertise then you don’t have to take it. And how about you not giving me any real updates last letter? Come on, I want to hear about you! If you won’t tell me, I’ll just ask JJ when she comes up with Henry next week ;)

As for me, I actually have a big update. I was offered a promotion to run a team here in London. It would be a permanent position if I wanted to take it. He said it was an easy decision to pick me for the opening, and damn did that feel good. After trying so hard to fit in here, it really feels like everything is locking into place. I mean, could you imagine me, a real Interpol agent? That’s the stuff of dreams, Spencer.

Tell everyone I said hello,

Y/N

-

JULY

My Sunshine,

Congratulations! I know how much you wanted that promotion. Does that mean you’re really considering staying in London permanently?

That’s absolutely amazing, Sunshine, I’m so proud of you. See? You were so worried about fitting in at Interpol, but everyone here knew you would be wonderful. You were perfect for that job, anyone could see that. I’m sorry they thought you got the job easy from Emily at the start, but you proved them wrong. Of course, you did.

Me? There’s not too many updates to give. The team is still doing great, though everyone misses you terribly. Henry could not stop talking about London for the entire month since being back, he really loved his time spent with you. I think he’s bound to make his entire class jealous when they ask how his summer was. Have fun with Penelope, I can’t tell if she’s more excited than Henry was to come visit.

Let me know about that job offer. If you’re thinking about staying in London indefinitely then I want to come visit.

Spencer

-

My Moonbeam,

Oh, Henry was such a sweetheart on that trip. I’m so glad he enjoyed it, and you let JJ and Will know they’re welcome back up here whenever they want. Penelope’s up next, and I cannot wait to see her. I’ve missed her bright self so much. She better be excited, because I’ve been talking about how excited I am all week. I’m sure the others are so annoyed with me by now, but come on, it’s Penelope Garcia.

It’s not official yet, but I think I’m going to take the job. It would mean I would stay here in London, yes. I know I would miss you all, but I can’t just put my life on hold for friends, you know? I could be really happy here, and you all could visit whenever you wanted.

Why, is there a reason I shouldn’t?

Please get some sun this summer,

Y/N

-

AUGUST

My Sunshine,

I know it’s wrong of me to tell you this right before you’re set to accept that job, but I can’t lose you without you knowing everything.

I love you. We’ve said that before, and I know I’m not standing in front of you saying this now, but please know I mean it. I love you, Sunshine, in a way I’m not sure I’ve ever loved anyone else before. You’re radiant, and brilliant, and so deserving of all the great things coming your way. You’ve been my best friend for years and I think all that time, I knew there was something special about you. I didn’t fully realize until now, but you’re the one that I want to be with. I want to be the one you keep, I want you to spend rainy days with me in the little reading nook that exists because of you. I want to wake up in the morning and know you’re right there beside me.

I want to experience life with you, Sunshine.

And I’m being selfish right now because I’m asking you to come home at the end of the year. I can’t imagine life without you here. I understand if you don’t feel the same way, and I understand if you choose to stay in London. Just know I’ll be your friend no matter what you decide.

I’m always here for you, no matter what.

Spencer

MAY

Spencer fell into a routine that didn’t include you.

He woke up every morning in his own apartment and got ready for the day far earlier than he needed to so he could write two letters. One to his mom, who expected to hear from him every week though rarely felt comfortable enough with the phone system to answer a call. Then, on the first of every new month, he would write to you. He’d tell you about the previous month, and he’d tell you about the team. Sometimes he’d throw in a story about a date set up by Derek (though he never actually went on those).

It wasn’t the same, but this was reality now so Spencer would find his joy in it.

The way to the office was the same as it always was, too. He stepped on the metro and carefully picked out the least populated corner to stand in, gripping tight to the bar to stay upright. He smiled and waved to agents he knew on his way inside the building. He stopped to say good morning to Penelope before making his way to the main BAU floor.

Spencer walked up to his desk, and there it was: the change.

A letter in a lilac purple envelope sat waiting for him. He knew the careful looping handwriting anywhere—this was a letter from you. Normally when you wrote back, you sent them to his apartment. Even stranger, there were no stamps or any addresses, just a simple “spencer ♥” written on the front. With shaking hands, Spencer carefully pulled open the envelope and read as fast as he possibly could.

To My Moonbeam,

There are some things that cannot be put into simple words on paper. Turn around :)

What? With a racing heart, Spencer set down the note and dutifully turned around. There, standing with a small stack of books in hand, was a person he thought he’d never see in this office again. You were already crying, smile quivering as you held yourself together.

“What are you doing here?” Spencer asked, brain trying to catch up to what his eyes were seeing. It didn’t fully make sense—you were supposed to be in London. It was the middle of the week, didn’t you have work?

“I thought it was time to come home,” you answered, finally stepping closer to him. “I didn’t know how you felt about flowers so I got you a couple books from that bookstore I told you about.”

That was the moment he felt your touch for the first time in a year and a half. Your fingers brushed his and it was like Spencer finally understood what home was—it was you. It was your gentle smile and your bright laugh, the one you used when you were so comfortable you didn’t care what it sounded like. It was in nights spent talking about anything with you and days spent trying to see how many times you could make each other laugh. You were home.

“I—are you here to visit?”

“Spencer, I realized I wanted to experience life with you too.” He was dreaming, Spencer was sure of it. There was no way you were standing before him now, saying exactly what he’d wished you’d said in August. “I love you so much, and I’m sorry it took so long for me to realize that.”

“You’re here, that’s all that matters.”

And the books were left with care on the desk in favor of wrapping his arms around you. After nearly two years apart, Spencer pressed his lips to yours

and he was home.

[missamyrisa2]

Could you do another clit tickling scenario please?

I'm alwayssss ready to tease a naughtyyyy naughtyy girly button darling. And especially latelyyy I've been thinking about how I would use my silly soft pigtails to do such a thing. Because you know what that means when I spring my naughty girl happy trap on you? Oh the trap? whyyy that's just this lovely machine which looks like a flower and it makes a machiney laughing sound when it detects a naughty thing like you, springing out with viney appendages to snare you up and hold you until I can casually walk in and comment "Ahhh, we got a girl did we?" Oooh the machine will be gentle but tough and thorough as it strips away your clothes and starts probing about with sensual ticklyyyy touches. All those softttt tendrils gliding around your body, working over your chest and thighs and between your toes and in your pittiesssss ~ all those touches to warm you up, to make you feeel soooo goooood and tinglyyyy ~

Because now I'm hereee ~ and now we have a naughtyyy girly girl. "Tsk tsk tsk. Another naughty cutie in my clutches. Well, we know what to do with naughty girlies with naughty swollen buttons don't we now?" The machine almost nods as it agrees, holding you taut as I lean into inspect. "Uhh uhhh mmmmmhmm. Yep, look a that. Loook at that wicked lil thing. All wantttyyy and needyyy huh. You know what naughtyyyy wanttty needy buttons getttt don'tcha? They get tiiiickled!" I spring with joy in my little polka dot dress and tiny bolero jacket, grasping up my pigtail and merrily brushing the soft supple tip down your belly to your royal area. "Oooh look at you squirm ~ hold tight precious, this miiiight tickle!" I grin knowingly and hold you steady while I start taking that gentle pigtail tip along your lips, up and down and around and around back up to that lovely button. "Pearly pearly pearlyyyyy soooo very pearlyyy heree ~ awww you want your ticklessss you want to be all tickled and treated so sweetlyyy? Yeahhh you're an adorable ticklish girl and you just want alll these tickles on your lovely cute pearlyyy yes you doooo I knowww and I knowww this tickles so bad but it's alll for your own goood mmmhmmm all for youuu all for your own gooood yes that's riiiight~" I prattle and coo and delight at your every reaction, drawing up my other pigtail now to start kissing each side of your wanting button with edging tickling strokes.

And with me leaning so close with my built-in tickle tools, my voice is right there as well, sending little puffs of cool air across your clitty and girly area, giving even little vibrations in the air when I lean so close and I'm almost talking right into your button ~ "Tickle tickle tickle ~ tickles on that cliiiittttyyy yesss your girly pearlyyyy so ticklish so wantinggg ~ mmmh and my little trap isn't letting you go noooo we're gonna stayyy right here until you give me those sparklessss and then we're gonna tickle more yes we areeee mmhmm yes we are~ laugh it out babydollll nowhere to runnn nowhere to hiiide the tickles have youuu and they're nottttt letting gooooo~" I tease and lean in closer yet, giving tiny tiny kissies right at your button as I trace up and down your royal girly area, tracing your thighs and along your abdomen while I tickle-makeout with your pearly, brushing my lips ever so slowly lightly, planting the gentlest of kisses following your every squirm. And when you moan so sweetly and get close to the edge, I don't stop but I get even lighter with my touches. "Ah ah ahhhh ~ nooope you get only the ticklessss I knowww I know it tickles sooo bad down heree and my pigtails are like little feather bundlessss but it's onlyyy the most royal regal tickles for my most royal naughtyyy girly girlllll ~ now be your naughty self, you let it alll out let out alll those sparkliessss ~ and thennn" I lean in close so I'm talking right into your button ~ "...I'll really give you something to giggle about~"