#ahaha im kidding im chill

[empressvika]

greetings

hey, this is vika. I think i did an intro on the bird app but this is tumbles so i’ll be reintroducing myself !

about the empress

yes, I am the empress. that's it. that's who i am.

ha, just kidding.

i'm a fanfic writer who started writing seriously (and a lot) in 2021 and hasn't looked back since. i have way too many drafts and too little works actually uploaded on the holy grail that is AO3.

you might've seen me on FFNet but pretend you didn't :)

i'm kinda antisocial and may come off as cold (hence, the winter empire thing) but I. Am. Just. Shy ! if you wanna interact, interact! i can't promise responding because most of the time i don't know what to say but know that i always appreciate it <3

ongoing projects

right now, I’m working on completely rewriting the two WiPs i had semi-abandoned. It’s My Life is Yours and Distance of Futures (From Mine to Yours). They’re both BKDK and I’m still outlining them.

Warning: to those who’ve read and subscribed to them on AO3, know that I’ll be orphaning them once I finish rewriting. I like to start on a clean slate and the new changes are definitely drastic enough to warrant a new fic entirely.

Progress report on them:

DoF - the rough outline is halfway done but I’ll be refining it a bit more. Not sure how long it’ll be but the chapter count might go for 20 with 4-6k each. Again, no promises there. The story is the same but very different as before so please look forward to it !!

MLY - Ah, yeah, I haven’t started on this at all lol I’ll start on the outline once I finish DoF’s outline.

writing habits

In my early shameful days, I used to do WiPs. I had no outlines to follow and just wrote like the damn wind. Now, I’m a changed person (ish).

I finish writing fics (that’s editing + beta reading) before uploading them on a schedule. This is why I’m technically ‘on a break’ most of the time.

That’s not to say that I’m always writing fanfics. I write original content too so my time is split because of that. What can I say? Writing is how I live.

my ships

BKDK hands-down is my muse. They’re what brought me back to writing and I’ve never looked back. They’re also the ship that has the most drafts in my computer haha

TDBK has also snared my heart several times. Gods, they’re adorable. My fav trope is a sugar daddy!tdrk and a broke hero!bkg

TDBKDK is something I haven’t written a lot for but there’s a lot of potential in it methinks. I don’t like dynamics where tdbk hate each other and bond over their like of dk though… let all three love each other dammit !!

Ehem, now for other fandoms & ships:

HP; Tomarry/Harrymort

TGCF; Hualian

Witcher; Geraskier

MDZS; Wangxian

Genshin; Zhongchi/Tartali

Bleach; GrimmIchi

One Piece; ZoLu

where else to find me

Twitter - sometimes i do threadfics here but I post them on AO3 afterwards as a series

AO3 - my main abode ✌️

between bkg’s pecs ahaha

[heartofbalemoon]

// genshin spoilers (AQ 5 Act I)

HYV CASUALLY GAVE ME A MINI-ARC AND SOME COMFY CGS OF MY GIRL

RAAAAAHHHHHHH IM GONNA FAINT HAPPY.... make that a new costume and it better be free, dawei!! 💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥

[sprunkimortality]

What do every Sprunki think of Gray?

Oren: "He's chill, bro. He's got good taste in music." Raddy: "Eh. He keeps out of my space and I keep out of his." Clukr: "According to my observations, Gray is a rather stoic individual. His lack of physical expression betrays his ability to feel emotions, and he can be quite hard to read at times. I can only make guesses as to how he feels based on context clues." Fun Bot: "Oh, Gray! He requests interesting songs from his favorite bands! It's always a new experience when he comes up to ask me to play something!" Vineria: "We're at similar wavelengths. Our auras blend well."

Brud: "Gray? Me like Gray! Gray is friend!" Garnold: "Gotta say, the kid's got interesting artistic interpretations of robotics. I didn't even know what divine machinery was until I heard him go through a whole rant about it! He's a cool one, I'll tell you that." OWAKCX: "G- Gray…oh, well, he- …h-he doesn't really…um…w- we don't…talk that much, you know? Hoohoo-! S- So, I, I- I don't know much about him, eh…e-except the fact that h- he wears the same shirt every day, hoho…" Sky: "Gray is so cool! He's got edgy makeup, edgy clothes, edgy music, everything's edgy! I want to be cool like him!"

Mr. Sun: "Ah, our very own Neutral Sprunki! There's a charm to his poker face that only he can pull off!" Durple: "Ahaha! You speak of my deadpanned companion? I've known him since we were Sprunklings! We were both losers without friends or anyone to chitter with at lunch, you see. Except I, in my ever-present radiance, was spared by the hells of torment he had to go through during those highschool years! That's not to say I condone it, no no no. I am HIGHLY against treating our very own emo boy with such exclusionism!" Mr. Tree: "I have been with him for every rest he takes every day in the afternoon. He brings peace to this bright and colorful town." Simon: "Well gee, Gray's one of my greatest friends! He's responsible and he always knows what to do in even the scariest situations! Don't tell him this, but…he's like a big brother to me! Yeah, we're the same age and unrelated but I don't care! He's big bro Gray to me!" Tunner: "Th' lad's in his own lil' world sometimes. He's a good kid. Never gets into any sorta trouble. Don't got a clue about the things he rambles on about sometimes, but I ain't gon' stop 'im whenever he does that. It's his passion."

Mr. Fun Computer: "He may not look like it, but he knows how to have fun in his own way! He visits me a lot! Though, he usually doesn't use my search engine or anything, like everyone else would. He just likes to come by and have conversations with me. It's nice!" Wenda: "So, like, big backstory dump, but…I actually hated Gray's guts. I dunno why. I was an evil kid! Like, so evil. I shoved him in the hallway and called him dumb and fat and whatever. Real talk, I was so mean to him. So like, him forigivng me was like, SUPER surprising. Like, what do you mean you forgive me?? Sure I regretted it and I apologized to his face but I didn't think he'd actually be, like, cool with me now! Anywayy. We're buddies now. We hang out and all that, soooo yeah. Happy ending! I hope." Pinki: "Gray is such a sweetheart! He helps me out at the bakery sometimes, even though he doesn't like having to deal with cooking oil…I really appreciate it whenever he comes by to help!" Jevin: "Within that anti-expression he wears, Gray is a Sprunki with passions to share."

Black: "He's not too bad, I suppose." Saves: "Sorry, who is…? Ah, yes! The horned one with the dirty shirt…ah, I remember now. Gray…he's so kind and generous. He is the same one who visits me every weekend, isn't he? Yes…he helps around the house. We tell stories to each other. He's precious." Ciqu: "He abides. I have no strong opinion of him." Sprinkles: "Heehee! Gray is fun! He takes care of me and Sky sometimes! He's like a big brother, but he doesn't have any little siblings…which is a bit sad, because he's fun as a brother!" Calvin: "Gray is super cool. And also fun to play pranks on! He doesn't get mad, so it's a little funny!" (edit 12/8/24: X FORGOT CIQU...XM SO SORRY MR POLICEMAN....)

[sparrow-the-tired-lesbian]

My thoughts on Episode 5

I have a bad feeling about this

Sylvie is so pretty I wanna kiss her

Bea is so pretty I wanna kiss her

JETSKIS!!!

Slippy dippy

SON

UH OH

as the world caves in~

Why is there no music

LIGHT

heavy breathing boi

Where is he

Loki? Where?

Wait is he just still there

Where is everyone else?!

Welp

Why?

Call out for the hubby, that’ll solve everything.

TIMESLIPPING

haha NO NO NO

the noises 

Slutty Tom

Slutty hair flip

This is confusing 

I don’t like the quiet

WHY IS HE SEEING HIMSELF

h e l l o

OH FUCK ITS ALL SPAGHETTI

NGEH-

oh this is bad

Prison? Why?

Casey?!

CASEY!!!

What crimes have you committed 

Alcatraz!!! 

Dude the bay waters will give you hypothermia

This is literally common sense

WHATS A FISH

oh great

Frank…?

Why is Casey so mean?

Mickey D’s

Oh no

The time theater

LOKIUS VIBES

BEA!!!

She’s so sweet I wanna marry her

OH JEEZ

JETSKI MOBIUS!!!

DON?

SON!!!

2022?! 

EHEHE WHOOOOOO

SINGLE DAD I KNEW IT

TWO SONS?!

son…?

SON!!!

oh sweetie

Sweetheart… I’ll read your book!

I like sci-fi!

Oh… it’s beautiful!

SHIT-

Oh shit

AWWW SWEETHEART

I would read the hell out of those books

HES A WRITER LIKE ME!

DOOMED

I love him so much

He’s so smart

Evolving…

With science, it’s all what and how. with fiction, it’s why. I’ll remember that.

Same, Loki

He’s trying

S c i e n c e

WHYD HE SCREAM LIKE THAT IM GONNA CRY

HE IS SO RELATABLE

Smartie pants

Handbook?

Oohoho

He’s so real

THATS SUCH A PROBLEM

where are we now?

MOBIUS!

His kids are so cute

Lokius Lokius Lokius Lokius Lokius 

This is adorable I want Mobius as a dad

Form and function!

Not the real name babe

AHAHA

WIFE LEFT YOU-

aww he’s so gentle

Eeeeee-

OB IS TRYING

your boys will be okay, baby.

HES ABOUT TO CRY

OH SWEETHEART

oh Loki just help your husband

Casey is clinically insane but alrighty

The way the camera shifted… 

Manifesting canon Lokius up in this bitch

BEA!

Oh shit Sylvie 

OH SHIT SPAGHETTI

WHAT

SHE KNOWS

OH SHIT

get in the car

TANK TOP SYLVIE

oh god I’m going to- I’m not gonna say that

Loki focusing on Mobius is absolutely bi

Oh she said “bitch yeah I’m selfish what of it” 

SHES SPITTING FACTS

what does he really want

WHAT DO YOU WANT

AND???

OH MY GOD LONELINESS

HELP ME 

Oh Loki sweetheart

Stay with Mobius!

Oh fuck

Mobius talking about his passion is so fucking cute

Bea! What’s your name!

Oh no this is hurting me

Whatcha got for us, Lyle?

That’s what music does honey.

Oh this is making me very… how do I say this without sounding like an absolute freak

Oh Sylvie I can’t even

I’m adding this to my playlist

Spaghetti!!!

Oh no

She’s just so chill about this how-

SHE HAS A TEMPORAL RING!!!

Oh sad boi

We have all the pens! The mug!

…FRANK!

oh he didn’t?

Oh whoops

IF I HAVE TO WATCH MOBIUS BECOME SPAGHETTI I WILL-

No no no

NO-!

BEA!!

SYLVIE!!!

MY WIVES! MY DAD! MY SON! THEYRE GONE!

oh good I’m going to cry

Oh thank god

You controlled the timeslipping!!!

It’s about.. how?

ITS ABOUT WHO

EPIC MUSIC

OH MY GOD WERE BACK

WAIT WHAT

WHY DID IT END SO FAST?!

[iamgrape]

Gluttonous Love♡lust 6

Niki being Niki.

Previous || CH 6 || Next

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"...(◕દ◕)" You look at Niki for a moment who seems to be a deep thoughts while he take a bite of his meal.

" You won't question why I'm asleep for almost the whole day?" You always wonder why Niki don't question you, or your odd habbit.

" Hmm? I don't think I should prey into your affairs." He already know why to begin with. He wonder what made you start such topic.

" Your not curious?" You pout. You wonder if Niki is being a dummy or your being a dummy of putting your self in a risk if you suddenly expose yourself. But living with him under a year made you felt bad for not telling him anything.

"Don't you know curiosity kills the cat, master?" He stared at you (color) eyes. "But if you want, you could always tells me."

"... I..." You gaze at Niki beautiful blue eyes, having a long eye contact. "You won't hate me?" Your voice almost sound mick.

" Why would I hate my master?"

" What if... What if... I'm not human...(◕દ◕; )" you nervously look at your hands in your lap, fidgeting and afraid what's his reaction is.

" Hmm? My master is not human~? Ahaha~" Niki chuckle as he realize it seems that you wanna confess your identity to him.

maybe if he don't snoop around in your defenseless form when sleeping, he will know the truth from you with you willing tell him. After all his master often the type that would feel guilty about something through their himedere/oresama facade.

"That's fine. I don't mind if your not human. After all. I'm not human either~" he stared into your eyes, when you finally look up to him with a nervous face. He watch as your face brighten when you heard his reply but still nervous about something.

"...(◕દ◕; ) w-will... That's good.. ahaha... B-but what if ... Hypnotically speaking ok? You find out i-im not send by that f-friend of yours... Ahmmm....." You were in verge of tearing up. Shaking like a hopeless prey that cannot stop their death, to be cooked.

"N-niki...??? A-are you mad...??(◕દ◕;; )". You saw how his eyes being scary, his eyeing you as if his gonna eat you alive, sound kinky but he probably mean literally. You can't help but felt chill.

"Are you... Are you... Gonna hate mmmmeee....?*hic..." Tears start to fall from your eyes as you realize he probably will hate you. No, his gonna hate you and eats you.

NIKI STOP IT!

he snap his own thoughts by his own nails digging into his tight, the pain snap him out of his deranged thoughts And the sight of you looking at him oddly.

It was so weird to be stared like a beast by you... Why would you look at him like that? No. Your looking at him in worry of something else...! You won't look at him like his sort of a monster right...?

" Ah? Sorry about t-that...ahaha..." Niki give a apologetic smile. His aura of a predator slip away as he close his eyes. "Please don't cry." He stood up from his seat as you start to sob and rock yourself in your chair. Like a little kid.

"Shhh... I won't hate you.." he softly wipes your tears away. "Please don't cry. It's ok." He cooed as he carried you in his arms and start to hummed a tone as he tried to calm you down but you continue to weep while leeching onto him.

"Huhu. You will! I'm a bad and a liar! Im bad!" Maybe the fact you haven't feed well enough for a lust demon, made you experience emotional moment like, a sign that you becoming far too weak. Maybe you'll be awake less than you did yesterday.

"Shh... It's ok, it's really ok." Niki felt hopeless as he cannot stop your tears drenching him. He felt bad, yet he don't quite understand your acting right now.

"..." You suddenly pause. You stopped crying or shaking.

"MC?" He was worried what's up with you now. He felt hungry when he realize the situation is very complicated and the fact your very close to him with the alluring delicious scent of yours made him even more in a dare situation but his use to control his hunger to some extreme intent.

"...here have an arm." You suddenly said, you thought about it. Niki probably too nice to you, maybe his just saying that cause your a pitiful demon his taking care off. You remember his a gluttony, your a lust demon. You probably taste delicious. Literally.

"Huh? " Now he doesn't understand whats going on your mind now, as you pout while shove your arm into his mouth. "Hey-hmm..." "He can't even say anything when your being pushy at it again.

"I won't die. A bite won't hurt... I t-think.(っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ so here have a bite. Master is a bad master..." You really want to repay Niki and apologize to Niki.

"Master is willing to feed my servant with my delicious flesh." You actually not sure if it's going to hurt bad or not but for sure. You'll heal right away.

"..." His blue eyes stared directly in your eyes, scanning your emotions and looking deep into your soul. Trying to see what's wrong with your head right now. But as your soft and aromatic flesh is right beside his mouth.

He can't help but gulp. His eyes suddenly darken as he look at your eyes for one last time which you nodded tearfully, more so fearing it would hurt than his taking a meat off you.

"What if... I get addicted to it?" He mumble as he slowly open his mouth his to tongue want to lick yet he stopped himself, wanting to take a bite yet he don't, he continue to have an eye contact with you, daring you to blink so he would stop this stupid charades you did out of being emotional.

"I-i... I don't think I'll die... I mean... Lust demon won't die being eaten... That's just being another category of p-preference..." You gulp as you felt your throat dry up by how seggsy his starring at you.

"..." You push your hand to his mouth more. Pouting why his not eating yet. " Servant you don't think I'm delicious enough to eat? (｡•́3•̀｡)?" You pout, not knowing what to offer Niki for being too nice to you.

His so nice to you. Offering a bite or two is something you can offer as you don't get a job either for the pass year. You lived a free loader who only know how to sleep, watch cartoon, wat and hug Niki before sleeping again.

"Ahaha~dont worry, master smell really nice~" he shook his head at your words. He chuckle a bit as he give you a soft smile. "Do you know...I use to have people come and go in my life. I have bad tendency. Even if I get close to a human, it would just me a spider and web of lies to eat my prey." Niki put down your hand as he wipe the remaining tears in your face and fix your messy face from crying too much.

"I was worried for a moment you know? When you come into my house. I usually won't try to eat unwilling victims because they have much life to give... The fact I thought Rinne is behind your appearance made me stop the urges as you probably come into my life because of order of the higher up, I cannot disobey the higher up or I'll be hungry without them paying me..." He was an underdog to people who offer him money to buy food or the chance to get a meal without his conscious and guilt getting the best out of him if he take a random victim.

He look at you who he been taking care and feeding since last year. He don't have enough for one but seeing you happily eat his meal makes him happy, someone who enjoyed his cooking.

His company. You won't look at him like his an outcast. Oh his precious master... ~ wouldn't do that right ?

Maybe they'd why he don't continue eliminating you out of his life when he knows your secret months ago. He grown attach to you.

No... it's not maybe. It is the reason. His precious master... So hopeless and delicious...

"But I wanted to eat you... After all, Your so delicious, your scent is driving me mad....~" he circle his arms around your waist, his head leaning and resting on your right shoulder blade his right hand reach up to your shoulder blade to trace his nails in a straight line.

"Awwwhmm...."You felt something sharp against your fresh and whimper in pain as his nails pierce through your flesh

"You taste very Divine..."he give a soft kiss as he lick the blood from the wound he made. He can't help but sigh in relief as he felt his hunger being erase but...

"MC..." He felt strange but he expected such effect. He don't know your that too clueless what you wanted to offer him, the consequences of you, offer of your flesh as a Lust demon to a gluttony.

"Should I feed you properly too?" His blue eyes that slowly enveloped by lust. A soft smile on his face as he look at his pitiful master who unable to feed properly for along time.

Oh master of mine... What would you do without me~?

"Hmm?" You hummed not able to see his gaze as he tilt your head upright and slowly lean in to give you a passionate kiss...

[lumity-rights]

That's it I'm done *unfollows*

asdjdjdkgk the fact that it was frogscha that made you unfollow-

[smol-bean-of-coffee]

AHHH AND TAP TUESDAY IS BACK @iveneverbeenmorestressedinmylife

[gayregis]

angouleme being adopted by the hansa does not only mean she’s on their good sides, but also would have protection and amnesty with the factions of brokilon and vampires. so. epic win i guess

[ma-lemons]

I already do this in real life, Felix.

[kaikaykoa]

when you’re a music kid and you don’t exactly know how to dance but you still wanna bop and your kid joins with no idea of what’s happening but they support you no matter what

[honeybeewhereartthee]

DAY 05: Prince charming

Your someone who always around the hospital hall or patient rooms. Since your a child of a someone who work in the hospital. Your are always being brought along with your guardian since no one would look out for you at home.

They decided, you are better to be brought with them, so they could keep an eye on you or someone they trust could, since your behave and a nice kid, not making fuss out of small things.

Being in hospital 24/7, made you witness lives being taken by death and miracles. You did have habbit of going to patients room that have a lonely individual to accompany them if there's no people in their life to do so. Or chat with people you heard would have their time ended in few days or months.

You wanna be a friends and make their last moment a happy one. Even through the friends you made would rest in peace and you will never see them again, it made you smile that you made them happy in their last moment of their life.

Through you don't know when it started but you did start seeing souls of people who passed away, as they always say their last goodbye to you. They always look different as ghost as they all taken it's the time period of their life where they really happy. Some old people become someone in their prime or teen self.

Through your still happy to wave them goodbye and hoping they will have a happy afterlife or next life. That being said, you did question why your seeing another soul but not someone who's dead.

But a soul that seems to be out of his body for some reason. Because dead souls and living souls is different for very big reason. One is that they too vibrant or less transparent.

"Excuse me?" You look at the soul seating in the lobby, the almost transparent form of the beautiful blonde and blue eyed prince charming like soul, turn his eyes from the live show of a idol unit from the TV to look at you, confuse as he felt his the one who's being called.

"Are... You perhaps talking to me?" He ask you not sure about his own question, as it never occur to him that someone is able is able to see him. Since he is but a soul out of his body.

"Yes? Im indeed talking to the guy with prince charming quality like from fairy tales. Beautiful blonde as well light blue eyes... Yes I'm talking about you, sir." You giggle ad you describe him. He seems surprised before almost invisible pink tint appear on his cheeks.

"Prince charming... Thank you for the compliment. But how are you able to see me?" He smiled at your compliment through he did ask the important thing that interested him.

"Oh... Idk, gift and stuff. I live in this hospital and seen bunch of death and miracles in this place. I made friends with patients either be the one who experience miracle or death. I guess I been around death too much, I start seeing the dead." You can never explained your gift to the right point but you just tell what you think could give over view about it.

You excuse and ask permission to seat beside him, he nodded and you seat beside him. You look at the place surrounded both living and dead souls. You wave to both group and they waved back.

"That seems like an interesting gift..." He softly smiled, he felt happy he could talk to someone again, since he suddenly collapse and in coma since their last live.

"Hmm. I think so too... Btw, my name is MC. I could help you relay message to your family if you want to talk to them... Well if you don't need too. I could be a friend too! I'm use to being call weird because I'm talking to no one they see anyway." You introduce yourself with a beaming smile, you unconsciously offer your hand to shake his hand. He look at it and give a charming close eyes smile.

"My name is eichi." He says and reach out to shake your hands, at that moment, you hold touch his hand. You felt chill how cold his hand is.

"Ahaha. I never know souls are very cold to touch." You giggle as you break the handshake. Through you question how your able to shake his hand when you usually went pass any souls since they don't have solid form. Such question isn't ask out in the open but you noted it in your mind.

"Is that so? Your hand is very warm contrast to mine then." He thought as he look at his hand that shaken your hand earlier, he have an odd smile on his face. He seems to want to say something but don't continue to do so.

He then look up to the TV and saw another idol unit at stage. Alkaloid."Btw, MC do you like Idols?" His eyes seems to sparkle at the topic of idols.

"...sorry I lack knowledge about such topic as I'm always around with old people or patient who could barely say things about idols ... But I'm interested to learn about them since I heard they are very sparkling and great..." You quick to tell the truth since you really aren't that much updated in entertainment industry as your focus on talking to your friends and school.

"Oh, so it's your first time going to learn about Idols, then? Shall I tell you more about idols?" He seems very excited through he keep himself quiet calm. You nodded as you look at the clock, seeing you have time in the world to listen to him and get to know him more. You happy listen to his narrative and things about idols.

Hours to days and then weeks seems to past since you meet Eichi. You learn more about the idol industry than you did before. You also learn that his an idol as well, but he is born with weak and sickly body as well time limit on his life, he does things in the fastest way yet he might have force himself too much.

he have over work himself and he collapse and in a coma right now.

"Hmm. I seen cases like this before... You just have to have a will to live and maybe you can return to your body soon." You and eichi currently watching a live in the TV in the hospital lobby again. You take a bite of your (food) while humming to the tone of the music. "... A will huh." He smile hopelessly.

"Being a soul, don't restricted me from doing what I want, no one would expect too much since no one can see me." He look at the Fine unit in the TV, they are about to have an encounter. "I already reach very far in life. I wonder if it's enough..." Your eyes widen as you notice his becoming more transparent.

"EMERGENCY, PATIENT IN ROOM 114--" you heard someone yelled out as doctors run to the room, where your super sure lies eichi mortal form.

In the background, The Fine unit in the TV suddenly pause and wataru coming running toward the helicopter that is on stand by above the stage, the other two worry follow along the other odd ball as they received similar message.

They apologize as The other three unit of StarPro have taken the lead to continue the live to quickly calm the audience.

"don't say that!" You quickly grab hold of eichi, you felt chill run to your body because his colder than the first time you hold his hand. He look at your surprised by your outburst. "MC..."

"Actually you can. But you can still live since your not pure dead like other souls are. So there still years of life for you." You sigh as you realize you can't tell him what to do.

"Death is always at the corner of our life, waiting at our finish line. But as long were not on our deadline. We could still live because other people who died in accident would wish they have a chance like you have now... Beside people would like to see you awake." You mumble as you hear a sound of a helicopter arriving and three idols that are supposed to be stage for a live concert arrive and went to the emergency room.

Many people want to see why idols are in the hospital but guards stop them from approaching and asking details.

"...do you know, some living people also don't have a will to live. They are too tired from everything, how many times others might say be optimistic or positive. Or others are there for you. Living isn't what they desire. So MC, as someone who see change in the tieds and idol industry that is dear to me. My dream have come true... What's the worth of living now..." He seems hopeless, you see him fading and you hear someone sobbing: "EICHI-SAMA?! PLEASE DON'T DIE!!!" you hear a child like voice of someone, crying their hearts out.

"...fine. if you wanna die then die." You see his point and give up trying to make him having a will.

Your use to see soul pass on. It might hurt more since you spend more time with eichi than other did. But thats the flow of life.

Eichi pause, he look at you with gaze that made you want to punch his face as its the same look he seems to have when his trying to tell a joke.

"MC not going to push me to have a will to live anymore?" He pout, he become less transparent. He look at you, innocently with teary eyes trying to make you pity him.

"What the fuck is wrong with you." You realize his joking and pranking you and it's not a good joke. He really did went flat line.

You look at the scene, and saw the doctor come out with a smile. The three who's waiting outside tearfully sigh in relief.

The small teen hugs the dark blue haired tall male. He seems beaming in happiness since Eichi have not given up living yet.

"Oh my, it seems I worried everyone." The soul beside you chuckle as if he enjoyed the result of his prank. "Mk, I don't wanna talk to you anymore. " You let go of his hand, that your been holding since earlier. His hand become less freezing ice than earlier.

"MC, where are you going?" He follows you along but he get stuck at the hospital front lobby door way as he cannot leave the area where his mortal form is. It's just a rule for living souls.

"Far away from you :) your jokes aren't funny." You says as you throw a middle finger at his direction. He fakely gasp at it. "MC I wanna go too!" He added as he tap the barrier that stop him from going further.

"Lolol, I just realize you don't know my full name or where I live. Suck to be you. Goodbye have fun in after life." You waved your hand and left the hospital to go home.

You aren't planning to go to the hospital for days since your so mad at the joke that sadistic soul did.

So you focus on your class and live your days in peace. You almost forget that guy exist if not for him to appearing at your door steps, alive.

"Hi." He wave at you. You look at your surroundings and notice someone looking at you from the expensive car across the street. "Hello?" Your confuse how to react since, he is awake now and not a ghost. Through you wander why his on your house and why is that pink kid glaring at you from inside the car behind him. "Can I come in?" He ask you after you two have an awkward silence.

"Will that kid murder me if I did ?" You gesture the direction of the car.

"Oh, Tori won't do that. His just worried since I just wake up a week ago but went to look for your home address like I wasn't in coma for a long while. Ahaha." He chuckle at the topic.

"...aren't you like an idol?? Shouldn't you worry about Paparazzi?" You question why he care less about it. But then again, your also someone who don't care what other people think or gossip about you.

"Ahaha. So MC is worried about my reputation? Then would you let me in since I been standing here for a while. We don't want some news of me falling sick or bedridden again cause of you right?" He chuckle as he causally threaten you.

" ...come in then." Sighing as you let the idol in to your house. He happily come inside and close the door behind him, through you saw the eyes of that kid widen and wanting to say something but dragged inside the window by the companion of his.

"Sorry, I usually don't get visitors but at least you come to my place after I clean the house." You cant offer some refreshments to him but at least theres no embarrassing mess around the house.

The two of you seat in your living room, him seating beside you looking around your house of what little things you own. You aren't the type that likes to collect things or have much to be laying around if not for your class text books or notebook.

"It's fine." He says as he turn to look at you. You wander why he come to your place since you guys don't have that deep relationship if not for the part of you that is able to see him when his a ghost.

"Hmm..." He hummed a tone to break the silence. "Can I be honest, I don't get why you would go looking for me. Shouldn't you go back to your life since I'm particularly a nobody but that weirdo who can see ghost?" You say the question that bothers you since he come looking for you.

"I mean I was rude when I say goodbye to you but your jokes aren't funny anyway. So that's what you get for that prank." You start to ramble what comes in your mind, you have no topic that could be discussed with him. Maybe about idols? But he already told you all the things you know about them.

"Why, cant I go look for my friend?" He cross his legs and lazily lay his head in his palm as his arms lies in the chair arm rest. He look like a king in that pose of his. "Ah... "You felt lost what to say. You don't have a living friend since your friends always dies in few days or don't stay long.

"Was I wrong? Or was me being a friend only imply on to me who is a ghost that time?" He eyes drop as if saddened of his own statement.

"..." You don't answer.

"I thought I finally meet a friend who don't see me as a tenshouin eichi..." You look at this treater kid.

"No. I don't have friends or have a topic to continue to tackle with you. Your still a friend be a living person or a ghost/soul." You stop him from saying more absorb misunderstanding of your silence.

He pause and finally break into a smile. His warm smile seems to blind you.

"A topic huh..." He thought about it.

"Then can I ask. Why have you not spoken my name even once?" He seems to wonder why you never once called his name when his a ghost. You always call him nickname or just you.

"Well, I don't want you to be stuck with me 24/7 if I suddenly call your name when your still a ghost right? You see a monk told me before if I call a ghost by there name they will leech on me and haunt me." You words are full of enigma, could be the truth or your jesting him but smiling as you tell your reason.

Your not sure about such statement since the monk could be a fake, but it's better be safe than sorry. His eyes widen before it shine with dangerous intention. You wonder if you tell him something you'll regret later since he have that look on his face again.

"Since I'm not a ghost anymore. Can you call me by my name?"

"Seriously? Ok whatever you say tenshouin."

"I remember I introduced myself to you before as Eichi. I don't add my surname. So call me eichi."

"Fine. Your demanding, Eichi." You sigh in the nth time.

"Fantastic. That's so easy to say than tenshouin isn't it?" He clap his hand as if his proud of you. He stood up and offer his hand for you. "Then shall we watch an idol live in front seat?"

You look at his hand and given up trying to go against him. You reach out to hold his warm hand. He drags you out of your house and made you meet the fine members who are curious about you as they introduce themselves, while you five are in the road to the live concert of a certain idol unit.

At those moment as you watch in the crowd sparkling idols that eichi adores very much, you wonder how long such happy moment would last you but your glad his willing to live again.

[ichigomis]

hey, um can i request some hcs with sakusa, the twins, iwaizumi, tsukki and shirabu having a so that's shy but who's love language is touch, like their so gets easily flustered by displays of affection but they don't want to stop hugging etc, sorry if it's quite too much😅 you can remove some char if you want, thank you❤

HAIKYUU BOYS WHEN YOUR LOVE LANGUAGE IS PHYSICAL TOUCH BUT YOU'RE SHY ABOUT IT

with: sakusa, atsumu, osamu, iwaizumi, tsukki, shirabu

note: hi nonnie this is so cute~ i was 🥺 all throughout writing this egwurhgief —fluff!

part one - part two - part three

❊ SAKUSA

the two of you are cut from the same cloth, you both are putty over physical touch but get all shy to ask for it

the headache of just dealing with you two smh

anyway, in some way you’re shyer about it than him wherein he’d just straight up deny wanting attention than ask for it lmao

when ur feeling touch starved though, you’d initiate cuddle time by tapping his arm or tugging on the sleeves of his shirt

at first, he would always be so confused and would awkwardly hug you

but after a while, he started getting the hang of your little habit and he’d carry you to the sofa or the bed for cuddles 🥺🥺🥺🥺

when he initiates cuddles though you get much more flustered

you'd stay there dead silent and stiffly hug him back fniernreivr

at first, it was awkward but now u just enjoy hearing his breathing and heartbeat and he loves seeing you quietly snuggle in deeper into his touch he loves u so much im not even kidding

some days though, especially after a long day of practice, he’d run up to you and hug you and you’d just stay there... frozen... for a good few seconds then hug him back

would definitely start laughing uncontrollably while cuddling because of how stiff or blushy you are pls this man as if he wasn't a flustering mess as well 🙄

❊ ATSUMU

WILL HUG AND KISS AND CUDDLE AND CODDLE YOU WITHOUT YOU EVEN ASKING ESPECIALLY IN PUBLIC AND HONEY YOU ARE IN FOR A RIDE IM SO SORRY

always has a hand on you no matter the situation, he either slings his arm on your shoulder, holds you by the waist, or has his hands on your back pockets please

when he does that though you get all blushy and you tug at his shoulder and he immediately understands

as much as he thinks it’s so cute when you get shy and blushy, he’d transfer his hands somewhere else instead and asks if you’re more comfortable now

loves giving surprise back hugs !!!

you always either a) shriek in surprise or b) squirm in his touch, but never push him away :')

“tsumuuu i’m working...”

“well then let go,” he'd say teasingly, knowing well you would never do so (ahaha we be simps like that i don't make the rules)

“mmmm...”

“mmm?”

“dont wanna....” you mumble, and he brings you in closer </3

he knows you're shy about this and would never push you out of your comfort zone, but encourages you to speak up when you want cuddles !!!

❊ OSAMU

first off he gives the best hugs, hands down

he knows that whenever you snuggle your head deeper into his chest you need more cuddle time and he willingly gives it

no words exchanged, this man just knows you that well !

teases you a bit though when you get shy to ask for more cuddles but it's all in good fun :D

“okay time for dinner,,” he'd say, pulling away from your hug

you’d groan and hold him tighter and he’d just laugh, “what are you? a koala? come on...” he’d push you away and you’d pull him back in

“alright, tell me what you want.”

“samu...”

“you have to tell me what you want or else we’re heading to the kitchen for dinner,”

you'd groan blushing furiously, “cuddles.” you'd say under your breath

he'd move his ear closer to your lips teasingly, “hm? what was that?”

“i want... more cuddles,” you mumble.

“aww, you should've just said so, baby!”

loves sitting you on his lap so he can see you all blushy and have easy access to pepper your face and head with light kisses

in public, he’s pretty chill. would never do anything you’re uncomfy with but will hold your hand or offer his arm so you could hold it :')

❊ IWAIZUMI

was so confused when you would stare at him with furrowed eyebrows... you were actually just thinking of how to say you wanted cuddles

he’d wrack his brain for why you were acting that way and tries to remember if he made you mad in anyway waaaaah pls just hug him

eventually, ask you what's wrong and you’d stutter about having a long day and just wanting to be held

okay so this man picks up on non-verbal cues pretty easily but sometimes he just overthinks things when it comes to you bc he doesn't want to hurt/upset you in any way !

once he understands what you want, he’ll pull you in his ripped (had to put that ehehehe) arms and hug you tight

yeah and you're both blushing as if it's the first time you're holding each other

also gets really shy but he’d rather be extra brave with you than see you pouting out of nowhere lmaooo

i'm talking about tight bear hugs and his hugs are just so cozy i-

like atsumu he'd encourage you to speak up when you want something from him

you two have practice exercises for this smh where he'd instruct and encourage you to tell him u want cuddles before doing so

hajime iwaizumi (27) athletic trainer coming through i guess

❊ TSUKKI

you saw this coming, yes, he'd tease you about your shyness but of course, it's just him being head over heels for you

“come here,” he’d pull you in and whisper to your head, “why are you getting shy? it’s stupid”

this mf is also getting shy but ofc he would never tell you that 💀

you gotta speak up honey it’s just how it is

would sometimes initiate cuddles but would never do it in public, he'd rather have you by his side with your hands constantly brushing against each other and to be honest you love that too 🥺

loves resting his chin on your head. especially when you're studying or reading so he can see what you're doing

will observe you and your body language like it's homework. so he easily gets that you love displays of affection but just really shy about it

would start testing out his "theories" by checking where you're comfortable or what actions get you flustered

surprisingly his little experiments work!

he just wants to make sure you're comfortable and feeling loved, bc he feels sometimes his words don't express this enough 🥺

❊ SHIRABU

as much as he loves you he sometimes gets ticked off when you don’t tell him what you want

think back to that time he was silently telling goshiki off and semi got kinda scared lmao

he’d stare at you like that and you’d just give up and tell him you want cuddles

and he’d oblige and pull you in without saying anything, you don’t say anything as well because a) you’re far too flustered to and b) he’s kinda scary when he’s quiet like that lmaooo

sometimes when he’s studying with you, he’d unconsciously touch your arm and pull you in and you just turn ted as a tomato imo

he sees how flustered you get and actually enjoys your reactions so he does it a lot

always always puts your head on his shoulder, he knows you can get quite shy about these things so he thinks that this action is subtle yet intimate

loves talking to you while you're cuddling, he'd just blabber about anything or nothing at all

and it actually helps you calm down and distracts you from the shyness you're feeling

of course, he knows this and that's why he does it in the first place :')

p.s.: haahaha the way it took me about a week to post this im so sorry~

» m. list

[pandasized-crevice]

MY FRESH JUST WATCHED KINNPORSCHE EP 14 THOUGHTS

are y’all freaking ready cus I’m not😭

back at the house okok

Ig after he remembers he’ll go get Korns headass?

Vegas looks so innocent and sweet just then

As you should protect pete!!!!

OH PORSCHE IS REMEMBERING

Baby chay!! 🥺so cute

PHOENIX TATTOO ORGINS

Bitch im gonna cry DEADASS

OH WE THERE THE WHOLE TIME🕴🏻

I’m scared Porsche is gonna shoot Korn on accident and kinns gonna come in at that moment

OH KINN IS HERE

Tell them the ACTUAL TRUTH KORN

Say sike we can’t be c o u s i n s 🕴🏻

SIDEBAR:Everyone was so quick to be like omg they’re cousins as if Korn would let them be together/bring them together if they were actually blood related

There it is:foster sister

GUN YOU FUCKER

W H A T NO😦

OH SHIT KORN HAVING A STROKE

Kinn don’t look at him like that🤨

ALL THE BROTHERS FINALLY

it would be their dad nearly dying that brings them together

wait…😶

WAIT😬

KORN DIED?!?OH SHIT I THOUGHT HE’D PULL THROUGH

oh kinn THAT DAMNED RING BRO

YOU SHOULDVE DIED GUN (he better die on god)

wait poisoned?i thought the stress of the truth got him…..🤨

His dad dead and he can’t even mourn DAMNED MAFIA LIFE

Porsche my boy☹️

Hey girlies💃🕺

All these whores underestimating my boy 😤

YUHHH MAFIA LEADER KINN THINGS

oh lord there goes the minor families boys

Vegas in the tan suit🥵

pause:are vegas pants like flared? thats giving

Wait if Chan dies……😶

OH TELL HIM CHAN

Chan you are so cool sir🗣🧎‍♀️

ITS STARTING WHORES ITS STARTING

🚨THE MAFIA SHOW IS MAFIAING🚨🔫

NO CHAN I WAS JUST KIDDING NOOOO

DAMNIT SOMEONE BETTER END GUN DEADASS

one last smoke i salute you chan🫡

GOOD LORD MY BOYS

POL NO YALL CAN'T TAKE POL TOO

FUCK THEM UP KINNPETE

PORSCHE PLEASE PULL UP SOON

YESSSS OUR BOY IS HERE

FUCK YES DUDE OMG

kinns "porsche" AYAHAHAH

THIS QUEEN GO GIRL YESS

it time hoes

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IM ON YOUR SIDE AHAHAHhAHAHFHBDRJ.FJKRHFNJERHNER ER

🗣YESSSSSSSS THE GUN SPINNING🗣

KINN PLEASE🫣😳😏

FINALLY FREEFALL WITH KINNPORSCHE

*the woman was too in awe & stunned to speak*

CRAP KINN GET UP

NO PORSCHE FUCK YOU VEGAS

pete NOWS YOUR TIME WHERE ARE YOU

NOT PORSCHE NOT THE HEART

um.....🤨🕴🏻

TANKHUN?!?!

YESSS MY KING ARM DOES IT AGAIN🫶

ERIKA YOU ARE A QUEEN

YESSSSS GO GIRL🫶

HEY CHAY

hair dye product placement nice nice

AHAHA KIM IS THERE TO PROTECT CHAY

FUCK THEM UP KIM YESSS

his face dude 😂

chay just chilling while kim fighting for their lives💀

kim the badass you are🧎‍♀️

NO NOT ERIKA😦😩

no fuck you,you killed my parents

OOOOOOH WHAT😯

NO FUCKING WAY 😦

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK😧

these fools i stg

PETE!!!!!!!!!GET HIM PETE FR

shiiiiiit🫢

OHHH MY GOD

SAY FUCKING SIKE RN

HE'S ALIVE?!??????!!!!!dude what the fuck

NO FUCKING WAY

YALL ARE SHITTING ME

SHE'S A L I V E?!?!

dude once again WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

W O W

DUDE WHATS THE ACTUAL FUCKING TRUTH

man i'd shoot korn anyway,just a little🤏

oh hey vegas

your dad was trash vegas highkey better this way

AND IF VEGAS SHOOTS KORN WHAT THEN🧍🏻

pete don't leave NOO PETE STAY WITH US

bro im crying

damn that was an all day fight huh

bitch im sobbing

*THE WOMAN WAS TOO FUCKING STUNNED TO SPEAK WTF*

WHAT?! PORSCHE MAFIA LEADER ERA?!😮

oh so chay didn't know kim was there?typical

OOOOOH YEAH PORSCHE HEAD OF MINOR FUCKING FAMILY LOOK HIM ASHHEK.FIWRN🫡👏

NOT THE TRASITION TO WHEN HE FIRST GOT TO THE HOUSE😭

HE. IS.SO.FUCKING.F I N E😳

yall see their fucking rings bitch im levitating

THESE BITCHES ARE SO HOT POWER FUCKING COUPLE BITCH

TANKHUN AND TAY YES!!!!!!!

yes and pol is okay thank god

hey chay what goes on

THIS IS THE LOOKING AT HIS PHONE AND CRYING SCENE

ITS KIM SINGING WHY DONT YOU FUCKING STAY!?HIS CONFESSION TO CHAY😭

jeff fucking it up rn AS HE SHOULD YUH

OH WE ON DA BOAT

tankhun getting emotional i love him you honor

porsche not that type of surprise girl💀😏

dude just....apo is so fucking gorgeous who allowed this

AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON MILE

porsche smacking kinns ass is something i never knew i needed

kinn bartender era!

kinn is so fucking cheesy

BOTH OF THEM ARE THE HAND KISS PLS

I KNEW VEGAS HOE ASS WAS ALIVE

you can't kill the devil that easily😈

become one? sounds like a marriage proposal

dude i fucking love them so.much

tankhun just like me fr

their mom deserved so much better☹️

this is heartbreaking 😭

PETE MY BOY

the last glimpse we see of macau and he's asleep

WHY YOU THINK GIRL

bro stop look at them 😭just a little family fr☹️🫶

WHAT A FUCKING ROLLARCOASTER MAN. but it was an honor to ride it with yall my fellow kinnporschers🫡

[sour-n-salty-citrus]

Do you have any hopes for the season finale? I saw in another ask, you described the dynamic between rick and morty this season as "very weak, distant, and downright frankly boring" and I completely agree with you! I hope that, because this is most we'll see rick and morty interacting this season, it'll have at least a few moments of what makes their dynamic so interesting to watch.

(Ok i started airing my grievances with this season, which ended up being... long, so skip this paragraph (starting at / / /) to get to my thoughts on the finale)

Oh gosh I remember that ask (I think-). And yeah, maybe I'm being a bit overly critical. I'll probably look back on this season with retrospect, and a kinder, fonder view. Ik androgynousblackbox (think thats right) made a great point about it being the season FOR rickorty shippers. And sure, I agree on some bits, like Rick acting all pissy and partying the way you would if your ex got with someone new in the planetina ep. Overall though, i think my problem lies in that I was enjoying more individual moments than episodes themselves, especially the middle three. For example- Amortycan Grickfitti. Like, I really liked the idea of the Ship getting on a crazy adventure with Summer and Morty (and Chutback). I like the idea of a Beth-Jerry-Rick adventure. But put together, it's just kinda... meh? You know? I liked the first half of the Thanksgiving special... but it kinda dragged on after that. I get that they want to give other characters (particularly female ones) more attention, which is completely understandable and i encourage it(!) but I can't help but find it underwhelming. Like, Summer in the voltron ep was like- girl how are you STILL vying for Rick's attention! He's the worst! Haven't we done this already? (I will say though I ADORE how far Beth has come, props to her for continuing to seeing through her dad's BS. I was worried the character would relapse into a more typical s1/s2 Beth, and I'm glad she didn't). Some of these plots, funnily enough, seem more fitting of the comics (they actually had a voltron parody already). Fun and entertaining for two or three-something issues, not so much a 22 minute episode. i think most of my complaints come from the dynamic between our titular characters- ok, I know I'm very biased (I mean you can see it), but I came to the show primarily for their relationship. It doesn't even feel drama-fueled, just that they kinda... can't be arsed. I'm torn because on the one hand, they're unhealthily codependent and this separation is probably a good thing, but on the other... it doesn't feel natural? I'm not sure if that's the right word- it's like, season 4 had them practically joint at the hip, but all that's suddenly flung out the window. It just kinda feels like this "i got better things to do" vibe from both of them and its strange. The only time they both got a solo adventure (I'm classifying "solo" as an adventure where they spent a significantly large portion of time together, without the other family members) was in the sperm ep and Thanksgiving ep. And, well, in the Thanksgiving ep Morty felt like a side character in his own show, and the sperm ep... um. Yeah. I don't think it's AS bad as people were saying, but I was cringing the whole time (the second hand embarrassment for Morty was so strong I had to turn off the episode multiple times and return to it. It's just like- godammit MORTY). And I think there's good reason those two seemed to be the most disliked episodes overall. They're the ones RaM spend the most time together and it's... meh. Meh? Meh. I don't mean to say the season overall is bad (it has loads of good points, and its amazing for Smith family as a whole) just that if we're talking specifically about the dynamic between these two? Yeah, I wouldn't recommend a single episode from this season so far to use as an example of their relationship.

/ / /

There's one thing this season has been pretty good at, though. And it's showing us what happens when Rick is alone.

And that brings me to the finale.

"Who is Rick without Morty?"

Well... we already know the answer to that. Pathetic. Sad. Lonely.

This season has been phenomenal in humbling Rick. (And trust me I'm happy for it- every time someone beats the crap outta this shitty old man I'm like YES!!! IT'S WHAT HE DESERVES!). Ep 1 had his "nemesis" clearly besting him, ep 2 had Beth making constant digs (love her) and overall pointing out his extreme callousness and cruelty towards even himself(ves). Ep 3- when Morty shows interest in a girl and ditches him (like seriously it's not like he's moving out, chill) he immediately goes on a bender and develops a deep attachment to the first person he can (wearing yellow, funnily enough). Ep 4, he devotes himself to becoming an "honest man" for his new child, only for it to instantly be taken away from him. Ep 5 highlights how RICK is the asshole for making fun of and taking advantage of someone well-meaning and honest, if "simple", and how literally not cool that is. Ep 6 has his crazy rivalry with the president, and they both get smacked down a couple pegs for that. Ep 7 shows what happens when he allows himself to get carried away, and that he can end up driving everyone else away in the process (lucky they still wanted to save his ass when he needed them). And episode 8? Hooooo boy. Episode. 8. We see a direct parallel in Birdperson with Morty, and the whole "Rick and [insert] 100 years!" Rick has few people he cares about, arguably only one or two that he truly devotes himself to, but when he does, boy does he go HARD. We see younger Rick, optimistic, energetic, friendly and hopeful. And we see all of that crushed in minutes. Rick is desperate for a companion, someone to see the stars with. He needs someone there, someone he can trust and rely on to stay. Someone like Morty. So without Morty, who is Rick?

No one.

And the thing is, Morty doesn't need Rick anymore. Not like Rick needs him. In season 1, Morty was this bright-eyed kid who was new to the cosmos and the multiverse, who needed his grandpa there with him as they explored all these places together. But that's not him anymore. That's not them.

The promo has Morty using the portal gun to go somewhere w/o Rick's permission (i like to think it's boob world lol). It doesn't matter to me as much where he's going, as much as he's doing it alone. He doesn't just not need Rick there, he doesn't want him.

(Also correct me if im wrong but I've missed that sweet portal gun so much. I think the last ep was like- the first time this season we saw it).

Morty's response to Rick? "Replace me!". And wow. Wow. WOW. Morty doesn't give a FUCK! I think Rick thinks that because he's so smart, that he can offer so much, that Morty will come crawling back, and I don't think he will.

Hopes for the finale! Hmm. I mean, I definitely hope "evil" Morty makes a reappearance, haha. I think we all do tbh ;). I want to see some Morty development too, this season has been very Rick-centric (not that there's anything wrong with that!) so I wanna see what's in store for Our Boy. I really hope we get to see the Citadel again, and see the state it's in, but I doubt it. We know something super big is in store, it's just a question of what? Other hopes I have is some Summer + Beth action (please let them team up Im BEGGING) and Jerry too ahaha. I'd love if some other side characters made an appearance as well. Oh- I'm definitely expecting a dramatic cliffhanger at the end of the first half leading to the second half, with the kind of angsty music that leads into the credits (pls that shit is so good (OH WAIT imagine if it was like, for the damaged coda, but like- the chopin version or smth so it could be more subtle maybe bruhhhh)). Ok haha, maybe that's asking too much, the writers made it clear in the story train ep that they weren't gonna do that big dramatic showdown (... unless 👀). Oh, I'd also love some Premium Angst too, like someone getting kidnapped/nearly dying (like ACTUALLY nearly dying). These stakes better be so damn high I could spear a man on them! OH, also I remember androgynousblackbox (is that right? I hope it is) mentioned something along the lines that they could be driving Rick and Morty apart this season in order to have them come back together stronger than ever in an explosive finale, which, I'm strongly hoping for myself.

Thanks if you made it this far! If you have any thoughts on or hopes of your own for the finale please feel free to share! :D

[childish-ish]

my mom wont let me get anymore monster :\

pairing: billy lenz x reader

aha, part two of that last one. also im not very good at part 2s if you can't already tell, anywas for uhhhhh @walt25​ this is for u chief

also sorry again if i butchered his fucking uhh personality, its how i now write him lmfao,,, him talking in fucking..... 3rd pov hehe.

requests open....,,,, pleaase,,,,, request a slasher... ... 

also michael x reader and jason x reader fics coming soon lmfao.

You had to be an absolute fucking idiot to not notice the signs.

I mean - you didn't notice it at first, because you are an absolute fucking idiot - but then you actually saw something - someone, rummaging around in the fridge.

Like any normal - sane person would, you quickly retreat to your room after seeing an unknown man in the kitchen. An actual man with frizzy untamed hair and all-black clothing, save for a dark green sweater. Did he even have shoes on? You didn't really care enough to actually stay and analyze the man.

Again, like any normal, sane person would do, you call the police. You didn't recognize the large body to be anybody of Kappa-Sig, so you immediately dialed the number of emergency - ahaha, just kidding!! You aren’t a fucking normal and sane person! What you do is actually get a camera and step out of your room.

Stepping down the stairs quietly in your socked feet - avoiding the creaky stairs.

Ah, but alas. Once you peek into the kitchen, the male was gone. You drop your camera - screeching in pain as the fucking thing lads on your goddamned foot. "FUCK!" You cried out, crouching and dropping to sit on your bottom.

The other girls were at school that day - some had free periods and doing whatever. You skipped. Knowing you would have to pay something to someone for skipping a singular day.

Later that same day - The Moaner called, shortly after you falling on your ass. You immediately crawled towards the front door and picked up the phone.

The conversation went something like this;

"what did you do to the baby, billy?"

"yeah what'd you do to the fucking baby, billy."

"where's anges, billy..?"

"ayo, wheres anges?! WHO THE FUCK IS ANGES??? you been cheating on me billy?? oh wait if you're mocking a voice of one of your parents - maybe even a babysitter or guardian. then.. anges is your sister. or friend?? dude o-m-g what im like, a detective doin' some detective work n' shit."

"y/n.. where's billy?" he asked in that wailing.. high-pitched voice.

"oh shit, you know my name? ion know bro.. wheres billy? wheres billy..?!" You repeat.

"billy knows what you did last night..." He spits into the phone. "pretty pink cunt. pretty cunt. pretty pretty pretty pretty..."

Anyways. You had called him a little bitch and he hung up. You guess if Billy really did know what you did, he would've had to be there to see it. Somewhere. LATER THAT DAY - Present time.

You had a little alone time despite being alone the entire day. you catch my drift?

You cleaned yourself up and had disposed of the towel you placed under yourself, not wanting to dirty or piss accidentally on your bed.

Soon, you were drawing on the floor, fucking around with waterpaints - when the goddamned phone rang. A string of curses fall from your lips.

As you took a single step outside your room, the ringing stopped for one moment, before starting up again.

Quickly, you step out fully and jogged down the hallway. Peering down the stairs to see a - well. That figure from earlier - from the kitchen. You take two steps down the stairs.

"AYO?" You shout, immediately putting up your defences. "you know, ive read about this somewhere." You narrow your eyes, squinting at the male.

"ayo - ayo chill." You take a stumbling step backwards as he twitched, falling onto your ass, your ankle rolling. You curse before peeking up -

"Oh FUCK - oh FUCK??" You realize, he was halfway up the stairs. Oh my fucking god, where were the goddamned other girls. School still? What time was it? Fuck you don't know.

"Billy.. Billy likes you. Billy likes pretty piggy. Pretty p - piggy cunt." He spits out the last letter.

"You know what Billy. I like you too. You're pretty chill." You let him come closer, dominate hand clenched in a fist by your side. You let him take a few steps closer. The deranged male looms over you. His peach.. sickly yellow skin. Crazy brown eyes peer into your own.

"billy knows what you're doing. billy doesn't like it."

You sweat under the pressure. "What the fuck - ?" You let the curse slip past by your lips as the male falls onto you. You scream in surprise as the male practically dry humps against your hips slowly.

Pushing him away, you hear the front door open.

"Y/n!" You recognize the voice as Barb. The male glares angrily into your eyes, a warning for something, then scrambled off you and quietly scuttles down the hallway. You wonder where he goes.

"Dude!" You shout out from the floor, before pushing yourself up. "Holy shit you would not believe what happened - " You pause immediately. You were sure he could hear you. You change the subject.

"Bro nevermind i’m going to sleep again don’t fucking bother me!"

"I'll tell the other girls then!" Barb called back. You see her wave lazily before she leaves your line of view.

You scrambled down the hallway, to your room.

Where this little goddamned fuck was fucking with your water paints. Once you had entered the room, his attention was solely on your figure.

"OI!" You whisper-shout. His eyebrows jump up in confusion. "Stop fucking with that!"

Billy leaps away, onto your bed. He bounces for a few moments before you drag your attention back to your paints. You immediately began to clean up.

Once finished, you turn your bitch-ass attention to little Billy.

“Billy. How’d you get in the house fool? Oh wait, if you were actually forreal rummaging through out fucking fridge then.. do you live here?”

“billy’s been here forever. billy doesn’t like sharing his house. billy likes you.”

“damn lmao. thanks chief. anyways don’t kill me or ill fucking fuck you over from the other side.”

“billy likes pretty piggy.” he said ferociously.

“cool. anyways,”

you begin to ramble on to the male, asking him questions here and there about why he was there and why the fuck didn’t he kill you, you got the same answers as before, going on and on as you lie next to the seated, criss-crossed legged male, an arm behind your head as you tell him about your favorite shit to do and such.

Soon, it was okay. Billy was chill enough to actually not kill you, he told you in broken words that he lived there like he fucking said before but you don’t listen lmfao, he had hung around you alot when you had gotten home from your classes, sometimes waking up to the male besides you when you wake - you had caught him watching you shower, and offered him a shower as well. With no hesitation, he stripped and hopped it, immediately groping your body as his tongue licked upon the skin on your neck. It was a weird - sexual yet friendly relationship. You literally had no idea where this was gonna go,

[dismantling-capitalism]

hello so i saw a post about mcyt as teachers (mostly about techno as an english teacher but i digress) and now my brain is producing dopamine so here we go!

- starting off strong with technoblade! one entire english teacher right there. I feel like he’d be pretty chill about like deadlines and shit, and he gives his students a lot of free time (excluding like lectures and stuff), because he doesnt want to talk for that long, hes got potatoes to farm! the local cryptid along with bbh. “what did you do over the weekend, mr blade?” “i killed james charles. the project is due on friday-ish”  he had a project about the art of war, and he gave bonus points if you used aow quotes in other assignments. i think theyd all still be yters bc fuck you thats why he and dream have a friendly rivalry

- next up: skeppy! gym teacher. he has a shit ton of crazy-weird challenges, and hes one of the teachers who gives away like. gift cards and stuff. holds the BIGGEST school wide competitions, but is also really supportive! even if you lose, he still congratulates you the same and stuff. often ropes bbh into his games, and those are some of the best classes. (bbh sometimes beats skeppy at his own game, and he is still >:( ) skeppy is FAMOUS for his obstacle courses 

- dreams next ok so hear me out: a creative-writing course. (hes said hes written stuff before shut up shut up /j) his teaching style is WILDLY different than techno, which is strange because they are in the same area of education. he finds the FASTEST way to teach you EVERYTHING and he does it well. 

- badboyhalo!!! im kind of torn between maybe like a guidance counselor? or home ec or gym teacher alongside skeppy. either way everybody there would die for him. makes a lot of homemade food (muffins) hes also a cryptid you may fight me on this :) skeppy hands him a throwing knife, he HURLS the damn thing across the room and hits a bullseye. the students go feral. 

- wilbur soot ahaha! music teacher. music teacher. mUSIC TEACHER. hes simultaneously really nice but also a Bitch. he confisticates your instrument for the rest of the class if you start playing his songs. he has a squirt bottle full of water and if you play something deliberately wrong (looking at you, first period orchestra jesus christ you know thats not how you play a violin) he’ll take it away, put it away all nice and carefully, making sure its all good and correct, and then mercilessly squirt you. hes v soft with kids but is a dirty crime boi with the other teachers. 

- ok ok uhhh george is next. i kinda want to say coding, like computer science? he does code all the manhunts im ju s t  s a y  i n g. anyhoo, hes nice enough. everyone thinks he and dream are a thing. I honestly dont know what to say uhhhhhhhhhh

ill prolly add more, and ill add scenarios too because those are bouncing around my head like a ping pong ball so hh maybe ill make a specific tag for it? yeah prolly