#ah. well then.

[boombrothersasks]

Ivo Gerard Robotnik, so Gaia help me, I will disassemble your every coffee maker, pot, cup, bowl, saucer, plate, and dish if you don't let Metal have the shot at horrendous decisions every person deserves. Plus, he would not be trying to overthrow you if you didn't behave like an overbearing parent and actually let him have autonomy!

"DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE CONSEQUENCES THIS COULD HAVE?! HE COULD DESTROY THAT WHOLE ISLAND TRYING TO BE THE HERO, HE WASN'T MADE FOR THAT! HE THINKS HE REALLY IS SONIC, DO YOU KNOW WHAT-"

A pause.

"...Hmm. Now that I think about it...if I could just get him under control again, this'll be the perfect opportunity for a new plan!"

"YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT."

[blorboresidue]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[snarkspawn]

did I doodle this mostly so I had an excuse to draw this spite reaction image?

(YES HAHAHA YES!!!)

[pricegouge]

price spending so long working your tight hole open but still can't quite sink down to the root because you've got yourself all twisted up, always curling in on yourself like a wounded animal once he gets you here: spread out under him where you should just lie back and accept his care, but you won't.

still, you've come far from how you were when he found you. he watches where you quiver and clench around him, not quite yielding, but trying. "so proud of you," he muses almost absently, thumb stroking over your sex -

and then groans when he feels you shiver around him, the wave bringing all your tension back out with it when it recedes, and finally, he burrows deep inside you, heavy balls pressed snug against your ass. that did it.

he can't even wait for you to catch your breath, eyes wide and unfocused as he leans forward to press a kiss right between them. "just like that, baby. good fuckin' job, takin' me."

this time when you shudder and clench around him, it feels like you're trying to pull him impossibly deeper more than keep him out.

"ready for your reward?"

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The squad of all time has arrived on scene.

[tuherrus]

a kiss

[pebblume]

pots n picks week day 6: bartender au

based on this wonderful fic by saeo on ao3! go support them!!

[futuristichedge]

[hrokkall]

I call to you, Lord...

[tempo-takoyaki]

"Are you satisfied yet?"

[bumblebeebats]

As much as i love Dungeon Meshi, i do think that given Ryoko Kui's attention to realistic worldbuilding there ought to be a companion series called Dishes Meshi where they spend 2hrs washing and drying and packing away. Alll the goddamnfuck dishes they just made

[saewokhrisz]

final victor...?

[keferon]

Head in hands. Guys. Book version of Tfp Blurr……..

[friedri-ce]

rice.... could ypu draw the new resconstructed v2

guess what...

i already did...

[nixthelapin]

I find this dichotomy so funny:

Odysseus, who has been in war for years and is quick to be crafty and trick his enemies: *laments and mourns giving up mercy and being forced to become the monster*

Telemachus, the one with a reputation of being small and weak with a good heart: *kills a man from behind while they’re distracted without any hesitation or remorse*

[sanctus-ingenium]

fumes