#ah shid

[blu-ish]

I just realized...

Sonadow will be tested Dec 20...

[shiftythrifting]

Baffled when I didn't know what it meant, disgusted when I did! Found at an antique market.

[goldenretriever-boyfriend]

said thid to myself in tbe mirror btw.

id be sexier if i had a mustache

[shaynesgothgf]

[fallen-kingdoms-crk]

CHILLAX BBG MILK! IT AINT ALL THAT BAD Y'KNOW

*Stuffs a discord ball into their mouth and gives them a big fat smooch on their forehead before doing the nerd emoji*

I, BaLlS iN yO jAwS sHaLl PrOtEcT yOu WiTh My LiFe My BeLoVeD fAiR mAiDeN

[bangcakes]

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[greengalaxyball]

Shit

I thought your stupid flames were just an aesthetic thing. Fuck

*They stay there not knowing where you matches are and panicking*

*A bucket of permanent olive green dye falls on you*

Get fucked loser

@greengalaxyball

AGHH!!! AH!!!

(it flinches in shock, its flames getting soaked and almost going out)

NO!!! NO NO NO NO NO!!! GALAXY, DON’T YOU REALIZE WHY I ALWAYS STAY AWAY FROM NON-FLAMMABLE LIQUIDS?!?

(its flames slowly flicker out)

A-Ah… no… wait… @elongatedtennisball… please… g-get my… m-matches…

(it rolls backwards and passes out)

[hiddenlife-manager]

Shidou Chubby NSFW

Shidou Ryusei x Chubby Fem Reader

cw… creampie, implied second round, friends with benefits, chubby reader, female reader, panties, pervert Shidou, slight voyeurism, choking, most clothed, slutty Shidou, pregnancy mention, and dom Shidou

notepad… dude this one took so long to get inspo. But I like it ish. Cause I wanted to do chubby reader but I’m not still good at it so uh work with me. I also have a Jude Bellingham ready and a sniper Poe one ready.

"Let go of me!" You yelled, and a hand was placed on your lips, muffling your screams while you were dragged into an empty classroom. The hand let go of your lips directly after being dragged into the class, and the door was shut. You turned to see Shidou Ryusei, the one man who has allegedly fucked almost all the women who attended the school.

"What the fuck, Shidou!" He shushed you and pulled you close to him by your hips, his big hands holding onto your dips.

"I missed you, baby…" He dragged out the last word, placing his lips against your neck. 

"Shidou, you’re such a fucking dog." You groaned while attempting to push him off of you.

"Your panties just aren’t enough. Your smell is almost gone." He muttered, holding you close, his hands lowering down to your ass. Gripping the fat from your ass.

"I’ll just give you the ones I’m wearing." You said this to him, and he shook his head. He wanted to touch you, he wanted to shove himself into you and feel pure bliss. 

"I want you, baby; don’t do this to me." He moved his hands and began to touch your tummy, holding your belly fat with nothing but admiration. God baby, you are so soft, and I just want to put myself in your cunt." He groaned. 

"Shidou, just take my panties." He chuckled, grabbing your waist while picking you up as if you were light as a feather. He walked you over to a classroom window and pressed you to the window. As your breast squished against the window. "Shidou, you are just a horny bastard." 

"Is there a problem with that?" He gripped your thighs while lifting your skirt.

"Shidou I’m pressed against the window, you can’t possibly just- ah!" You whimpered as you felt Shidou's hand come into contact with your ass. Shidou was mesmerized by the way your ass jiggled with the impact.

"Why should it matter, just shows who you belong to." He placed his head on your neck, his hands roaming your chubby body. He loved how soft you felt and how you felt perfect in his arms. 

"Shidou, we’re just fuck bud- oh god-" You moaned as his hand went down to your cunt and began to circle his fingers on your clit, his other hand gripping your breast. Your hand is placed against the window.

"You’re such a slut." His one hand continued to rub circles as your legs shook from the pleasure. 

"Don’t stop." You breathed out while his hand stopped. "Shidou!" You groaned, annoyed. 

"Sorry, baby, but I just need to stuff you." You tried to protest and call him an asshole, but in that moment, you felt his cock pressed against your entrance. 

"How did yo-" you cut yourself off as your hands slammed against the window, feeling his tip enter you. 

"Don’t ask questions." He groaned as he slammed himself into you, his hands traveling up  to your breast. You nodded weakly, while his hands held your hips dips, keeping you in place while he slammed his cock into your gummy walls. He loved how you took him in as your mouth opened up to moan loudly. 

"Shid-" You cried as you used one of the hands pressed against the window to cover your mouth. 

"Aww, don’t be fuckin quiet." He leaned down to your ear, nibbling on your ear, and slammed into you harder, allowing you to squeak out a louder moan. His left hand released your hip, keeping his right hand still on your hip and his left gripping your neck as you gasped for air, removing your hand from your mouth.

Your cunt squeezed onto him, throbbing around his cock. You were trying to catch your breath as Shidou fucked you hard. Moans leaving you shamelessly, Shidou wasn’t afraid to moan into your ear, telling you how amazing your pussy is. 

"Let me cum in you." He groaned, and you shook your head. 

"Don’t- ah- you fucking dar-" You let out a loud scream as your legs shook; it wasn't an orgasm, but you were so fucking close as you lost your footing, and Shidou kept holding you against the window. "They- th- they can see- us..." You dragged out the last word as he slapped your ass.

"Fuck…" He could now barely let out full sentences as you hugged him well against your gummy walls. His cock started to twitch inside of you. 

"Fuck nervemind, please cum in me." You cried, and he chuckled lowly into your ear. His hands pulled you back from the window and put you directly bent on the desk. His hands gripped your hips, and he rammed himself harder into you. Your hands grip the desk, trying to stay up, and your legs feel weak.

The room sounded lewd with skin slapping and your slick dripping down your chubby thighs. Shidou loved your chubby figure, and he loved fucking it any way he wanted. You began drooling on the desk, you could squeeze him tighter again. Until Shidou groaned loudly, fucking you hard, hot ropes of his cum in you. You haven’t reached your high, and Shidou, knowing this, pulled at your hair, forcing you up as he thrust his orgasm into you.

You moaned as your legs gave out, crying out loudly, ignoring the fact that you were still at school. Shidou pulled out of you, keeping you stable on the desk while watching his cum pull out of your cute pussy.

"You… have to… buy me a plan B." You groaned as you tried to catch your breath. 

"In return for your panties." He smirked, and you tried to turn to smack him.

"I let you cum in me; get me a plan B or I will kill you. I offered my panties at first." Shidou smirked, leaning down to your pussy placing your thighs around his neck. You gasped as his cold tongue piercing touched your clit. You tried to pull back from the stimulation as you felt overwhelmed. Shidou, you fuck- ahh."

[probably-a-plant-thing]

ah shit whoops i dropped this aahh shid

[mercurysketches]

Some questions about the cardinal

How old is he

Does he have sibling

Does he get along with the ghouls

oh shid another anon hi um-

he’s a 41 year old only child, and it shows.

how are you at each other’s throats arguing one minute, then the next just enjoying tea like nothing happened???

ah, you do not have brothers, eh?

as for the ghouls-

he interacts most with Copia’s ghouls, and is closest to Aether. Copia, Callisto, and Aether all kind of have a Thing. his interactions with Dew and Swiss are mostly making sure they don’t burn or break anything. or themselves. the newly summoned ghouls Phantom and Aurora kind of follow them around like curious ducklings, especially Aurora. during this last tour, Callisto hung back at the ministry with Aether and Sunshine to keep things going in Copia’s absence (and to clean up after Nihil’s phantasm. they’re also not sure why or how). And hanging out with Terzo meant third wheeling with them and Omega quite a bit. Primo’s and Secondo’s ghouls only ever spoke to him when spoken to, mostly keeping to their duties.

[lone-starlight]

Ah shid, I need to eat

[blu-ish]

guess who got her tablet to work after 4 years :D

[deoxyslash]

Ah fuck I need to get cold clothes. Shid. Well hey, I've been needing a wardrobe update anyway!

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Ah shid lofty I'm sorry you're sick :c lemme share my freshly washed blanket pile *gives u many blankets*

BLANKET PILE :D I love blanket piles when I’m a shivering mess

[seiwas]

Ah shid. This is me not reading instructions in the exam papers lol. But I would love to honestly -✏️

Im still like in the middle of a lot of pieces but my most recent is an angst (cue last week’s Thursday 🥲)

But I would love LOVE to

HAHAH that’s ok sami!!!! i gotchu!! thanks for playing 🤍

your writing reminds me of:

🔥💧🧊🫴🏼

flames lit up; sweat dripping down the temple; an ice bath, plunged into it; a lingering touch.

to explain!! flames lit up & being plunged into an ice bath bc theres a feeling in ur writing that feels very ‼️ <- that’s the feeling NAKZMKAJA i don’t know how else to describe it !! almost like a bout of intensity !! whether it’s angst or smth light !! and the sweat dripping down + lingering touch for how flirty you write your scenes (esp gojo) !!! it’s like !!! the tension !!!

send me a ✏️ and i’ll tell you what ~~vibe i get from your writing! (alternatively, you can also tell me what vibe you get from mine!)

[autumnbrambleagain]

ah shid i did me some commission can you imagine

fido's dadal Nurri drifted out of Auroral Oceans and into the City in the Middle. Like 30% of all drifts, she immediately was smitten by the City Angel that welcomed her. Unlike the other 30%, she's appearing in a commission, and the local City Angel is negotiating with her metafictional owner for an in-character arrangement involving tea and slavery. Although Nurri isn't aware of that as of the snapshot of this moment.

most drifts into the city have a hard time adjusting to the whole "what do you mean there's a billion universes what's a metacorporation and how can it own eight realities", but Nurri, who was a slave once and then became an Ocean-adventuring asshole as one tends to do, finds her post-drift career to be back into slavery, but like, a more chill kind with tea and lesbeans.