#AH SHID

[blu-ish]

I just realized...

Sonadow will be tested Dec 20...

[shiftythrifting]

Baffled when I didn't know what it meant, disgusted when I did! Found at an antique market.

[shaynesgothgf]

[fallen-kingdoms-crk]

CHILLAX BBG MILK! IT AINT ALL THAT BAD Y'KNOW

*Stuffs a discord ball into their mouth and gives them a big fat smooch on their forehead before doing the nerd emoji*

I, BaLlS iN yO jAwS sHaLl PrOtEcT yOu WiTh My LiFe My BeLoVeD fAiR mAiDeN

[bangcakes]

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[hiddenlife-manager]

Shidou Chubby NSFW

Shidou Ryusei x Chubby Fem Reader

cw… creampie, implied second round, friends with benefits, chubby reader, female reader, panties, pervert Shidou, slight voyeurism, choking, most clothed, slutty Shidou, pregnancy mention, and dom Shidou

notepad… dude this one took so long to get inspo. But I like it ish. Cause I wanted to do chubby reader but I’m not still good at it so uh work with me. I also have a Jude Bellingham ready and a sniper Poe one ready.

"Let go of me!" You yelled, and a hand was placed on your lips, muffling your screams while you were dragged into an empty classroom. The hand let go of your lips directly after being dragged into the class, and the door was shut. You turned to see Shidou Ryusei, the one man who has allegedly fucked almost all the women who attended the school.

"What the fuck, Shidou!" He shushed you and pulled you close to him by your hips, his big hands holding onto your dips.

"I missed you, baby…" He dragged out the last word, placing his lips against your neck. 

"Shidou, you’re such a fucking dog." You groaned while attempting to push him off of you.

"Your panties just aren’t enough. Your smell is almost gone." He muttered, holding you close, his hands lowering down to your ass. Gripping the fat from your ass.

"I’ll just give you the ones I’m wearing." You said this to him, and he shook his head. He wanted to touch you, he wanted to shove himself into you and feel pure bliss. 

"I want you, baby; don’t do this to me." He moved his hands and began to touch your tummy, holding your belly fat with nothing but admiration. God baby, you are so soft, and I just want to put myself in your cunt." He groaned. 

"Shidou, just take my panties." He chuckled, grabbing your waist while picking you up as if you were light as a feather. He walked you over to a classroom window and pressed you to the window. As your breast squished against the window. "Shidou, you are just a horny bastard." 

"Is there a problem with that?" He gripped your thighs while lifting your skirt.

"Shidou I’m pressed against the window, you can’t possibly just- ah!" You whimpered as you felt Shidou's hand come into contact with your ass. Shidou was mesmerized by the way your ass jiggled with the impact.

"Why should it matter, just shows who you belong to." He placed his head on your neck, his hands roaming your chubby body. He loved how soft you felt and how you felt perfect in his arms. 

"Shidou, we’re just fuck bud- oh god-" You moaned as his hand went down to your cunt and began to circle his fingers on your clit, his other hand gripping your breast. Your hand is placed against the window.

"You’re such a slut." His one hand continued to rub circles as your legs shook from the pleasure. 

"Don’t stop." You breathed out while his hand stopped. "Shidou!" You groaned, annoyed. 

"Sorry, baby, but I just need to stuff you." You tried to protest and call him an asshole, but in that moment, you felt his cock pressed against your entrance. 

"How did yo-" you cut yourself off as your hands slammed against the window, feeling his tip enter you. 

"Don’t ask questions." He groaned as he slammed himself into you, his hands traveling up  to your breast. You nodded weakly, while his hands held your hips dips, keeping you in place while he slammed his cock into your gummy walls. He loved how you took him in as your mouth opened up to moan loudly. 

"Shid-" You cried as you used one of the hands pressed against the window to cover your mouth. 

"Aww, don’t be fuckin quiet." He leaned down to your ear, nibbling on your ear, and slammed into you harder, allowing you to squeak out a louder moan. His left hand released your hip, keeping his right hand still on your hip and his left gripping your neck as you gasped for air, removing your hand from your mouth.

Your cunt squeezed onto him, throbbing around his cock. You were trying to catch your breath as Shidou fucked you hard. Moans leaving you shamelessly, Shidou wasn’t afraid to moan into your ear, telling you how amazing your pussy is. 

"Let me cum in you." He groaned, and you shook your head. 

"Don’t- ah- you fucking dar-" You let out a loud scream as your legs shook; it wasn't an orgasm, but you were so fucking close as you lost your footing, and Shidou kept holding you against the window. "They- th- they can see- us..." You dragged out the last word as he slapped your ass.

"Fuck…" He could now barely let out full sentences as you hugged him well against your gummy walls. His cock started to twitch inside of you. 

"Fuck nervemind, please cum in me." You cried, and he chuckled lowly into your ear. His hands pulled you back from the window and put you directly bent on the desk. His hands gripped your hips, and he rammed himself harder into you. Your hands grip the desk, trying to stay up, and your legs feel weak.

The room sounded lewd with skin slapping and your slick dripping down your chubby thighs. Shidou loved your chubby figure, and he loved fucking it any way he wanted. You began drooling on the desk, you could squeeze him tighter again. Until Shidou groaned loudly, fucking you hard, hot ropes of his cum in you. You haven’t reached your high, and Shidou, knowing this, pulled at your hair, forcing you up as he thrust his orgasm into you.

You moaned as your legs gave out, crying out loudly, ignoring the fact that you were still at school. Shidou pulled out of you, keeping you stable on the desk while watching his cum pull out of your cute pussy.

"You… have to… buy me a plan B." You groaned as you tried to catch your breath. 

"In return for your panties." He smirked, and you tried to turn to smack him.

"I let you cum in me; get me a plan B or I will kill you. I offered my panties at first." Shidou smirked, leaning down to your pussy placing your thighs around his neck. You gasped as his cold tongue piercing touched your clit. You tried to pull back from the stimulation as you felt overwhelmed. Shidou, you fuck- ahh."

[probably-a-plant-thing]

ah shit whoops i dropped this aahh shid

[mercurysketches]

Some questions about the cardinal

How old is he

Does he have sibling

Does he get along with the ghouls

oh shid another anon hi um-

he’s a 41 year old only child, and it shows.

how are you at each other’s throats arguing one minute, then the next just enjoying tea like nothing happened???

ah, you do not have brothers, eh?

as for the ghouls-

he interacts most with Copia’s ghouls, and is closest to Aether. Copia, Callisto, and Aether all kind of have a Thing. his interactions with Dew and Swiss are mostly making sure they don’t burn or break anything. or themselves. the newly summoned ghouls Phantom and Aurora kind of follow them around like curious ducklings, especially Aurora. during this last tour, Callisto hung back at the ministry with Aether and Sunshine to keep things going in Copia’s absence (and to clean up after Nihil’s phantasm. they’re also not sure why or how). And hanging out with Terzo meant third wheeling with them and Omega quite a bit. Primo’s and Secondo’s ghouls only ever spoke to him when spoken to, mostly keeping to their duties.

[lone-starlight]

Ah shid, I need to eat

[snobgoblin]

JANE'S HAIR IS NATURALLY CURLY!!! SHE STRAIGHTENS IT BECAUSE IT CURLS AFTER IT GETS WET!! SO BASED YEAHHHHH

ah shid I took a picture of the screen so the outline barely shows. it's a lot more obvious when the glow isn't blurring it

[deoxyslash]

Ah fuck I need to get cold clothes. Shid. Well hey, I've been needing a wardrobe update anyway!

[blu-ish]

guess who got her tablet to work after 4 years :D

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Ah shid lofty I'm sorry you're sick :c lemme share my freshly washed blanket pile *gives u many blankets*

BLANKET PILE :D I love blanket piles when I’m a shivering mess

[seiwas]

Ah shid. This is me not reading instructions in the exam papers lol. But I would love to honestly -✏️

Im still like in the middle of a lot of pieces but my most recent is an angst (cue last week’s Thursday 🥲)

But I would love LOVE to

HAHAH that’s ok sami!!!! i gotchu!! thanks for playing 🤍

your writing reminds me of:

🔥💧🧊🫴🏼

flames lit up; sweat dripping down the temple; an ice bath, plunged into it; a lingering touch.

to explain!! flames lit up & being plunged into an ice bath bc theres a feeling in ur writing that feels very ‼️ <- that’s the feeling NAKZMKAJA i don’t know how else to describe it !! almost like a bout of intensity !! whether it’s angst or smth light !! and the sweat dripping down + lingering touch for how flirty you write your scenes (esp gojo) !!! it’s like !!! the tension !!!

send me a ✏️ and i’ll tell you what ~~vibe i get from your writing! (alternatively, you can also tell me what vibe you get from mine!)

[autumnbrambleagain]

ah shid i did me some commission can you imagine

fido's dadal Nurri drifted out of Auroral Oceans and into the City in the Middle. Like 30% of all drifts, she immediately was smitten by the City Angel that welcomed her. Unlike the other 30%, she's appearing in a commission, and the local City Angel is negotiating with her metafictional owner for an in-character arrangement involving tea and slavery. Although Nurri isn't aware of that as of the snapshot of this moment.

most drifts into the city have a hard time adjusting to the whole "what do you mean there's a billion universes what's a metacorporation and how can it own eight realities", but Nurri, who was a slave once and then became an Ocean-adventuring asshole as one tends to do, finds her post-drift career to be back into slavery, but like, a more chill kind with tea and lesbeans.

[sharpilu]

RiftClan Year 2

hello, i've officially given up on this clan. i'm just not interested anymore. but! i'm already starting plans for a new clangen to blog! so i'll be doing that soon :] feel free to read what i did do before moving on.

aaand we're finally back! sorry for the wait- got busy with runaways n stuff. you can find year 1 here! reminder: if you don't wanna see these, block the “riftclangen.blogging” tag <3

moon 13

just realized i never showed you my starclan guide- so here he is!

nothing special, but he's here.

not much happened this moon. Olivefleck and Streamsmoke had a successful hunt through the snow though so that's neat!

moon 14

OH MY GOD JUNIPERSTAR. also Flaxpaw is so fucking cute- though i decided to change her mentor to Skyglare. it just felt more right, especially considering Flaxpaw really seems to like her :]

she remains a cutie! and has become strict. sent her out on her first patrol and she got a vision. yippee.

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK. OKAY. I GUESS. FIRST DEATH FUCK IT.

Crestedfeather lived to 109 moons in total.

moon 15

ah.

Juniperstar lived to 168 moons.

the only important lives Skystar got was confidence from Crestedfeather and leadership through the darkest times from Juniperstar. also grace from Lilacchaser but idrc about her lol

aside from that- Streamsmoke has yellowcough and Flaxpaw tried to convince Olivefleck to run away. i can figure out lore for that later.

Streamsmoke is the only eligible cat to be the deputy, but she's super sick so i've decided instead on Ashspark. also i checked on Namielle and they're old now lol

Flaxpaw got a mangled leg from a fox while out with Skystar, which i forgot to screenshot.

just thought this was really sweet <3

we met Moonclan! Marshalleaf was friendly to them and we had a nice conversation :D

moon 16

Skystar is old now!

also apparently someone has been pranking Echobeetle by putting thorns in his nest??? nerds. on the topic of Echobeetle tho- i just noticed he...isn't grieving Juniperstar. weird.

Skystar and Ashspark went on a date <3

okay i ignored it last moon but Pansystreak keeps getting visions from Starclan. i'm starting to think Riftclan might just...be really spiritually connected? idk

moon 17

OW?????

WDUIOSJAD I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS A FUCKING STATUS LMAO

nothing interesting happened on patrols.

moon 18

everyone is feeling better, though Skystar and Marshalleaf have running noses now. also- i only just now realized that Streamsmokes bite mark is on her normal sprite. so. oop. guess she has two now since they're in different spots!

yeah okay everyone is having visions i think we're just really spiritual or some shit.

Olivefleck stole a rabbit from Biteclan and got a torn pelt, i like to think Marshalleaf chewed him out for it afterwards lol (since she was also on the patrol)

moon 19

nothing interesting in moon events, though Olivefleck and Marshalleaf feel better now :]

we met Furzeclan! Pansystreak and Olivefleck had a nice convo with them :D

pretty boring moon. damn. Flaxpaw had her warrior assesment tho!

moon 20

Marshalleaf is adorable and FLAXROOT! i love that name <3

she is now careful and a fantastic hunter :]

nothing interesting happened on patrols. scared a rogue tho so ¯_(ツ)_/¯

moon 21

Skystar finally moved on from Crestedfeather, which means i can now officially make him and Ashspark mates! yippee

Pansystreak and Echobeetle had a conversation about the nature of Starclan. cute

moon 22

oh. shid.

Ashspark lived to 107 moons.

Echobeetle lived to 142 moons.

i've decided that Streamsmoke is the new deputy (has trained an apprentice, is calm and a fantastic teacher, seems like a good cat) and Pansystreak will be the new medicine cat (showed interest in learning from Echobeetle, is shameless)

clan is uh...not doing good. yeesh.

i've decided it was Echobeetle <3 gonna draw that sometime me thinks

WE GOT A KITTYPET AND SOME BABIES !!!!!

i love them sm but i decided to rename Avalanchekit, and i generated Squirrelkit! <3

moon 23

yippee! though i did change Archpaw to a medicine cat apprentice, under Pansystreak. cause. Echobeetle got me scared lmao

also, Petalpaw is now adventurous, Squirrelpaw is now daring, and Archpaw is faithful.

NOT ARCHPAW FINDING A FAMILY OF CORPSES HER FIRST TIME OUT OH MY GOD