#agriculturists

[breatheoffline]

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[thedarkqueen14]

Phantom was indeed a farmer when they were "alive" alive and was known to be strict and very hard working who was and is very competent in his job,with huge respects for those who respects labor. They may adorn themselves in gold and abundance,but never once are they arrogant. In fact,the prosperity that he created was for the ones that he loved ever so dearly. But sadly,a fire took away both his farm and his life. Just when he thought he would go into the afterlife so soon,he realized he...was still....alive somehow? Not entirely a ghost,because they still remain their flesh,but they can't physically move forward either (aka not growing up anymore). He had slept away for a very long time,to the point of not remembering how much time has passed ever since their death....

They used to go by the name of "Agriculturist Smurf"

[ratasum]

I'm leveling Fynn right now and I'm just... look at him. There's NOTHING in that head.

[consult-sherlockholmes]

What do you think about Rudolph the rednosed reindeer?

What I think about it? Well I think Father Christmas is really not taking good care of his reindeer, if his favourite one has a severe rhinitis. If its nose is so red it seems to be glowing, then something is inflammed severely, which increases blood flow dramatically, causing the red colour. Either due to allergies, or some kind of infection, or maybe the reindeer feel like flying because of a certain white powder they got provided with nasally, also increasing blood flow. They should call a veterinarian for that one. There is no other logical explanation for those things, the reindeers are high on snow, think they are flying and have a severe rhinitis.

[vet-and-proud]

I swear, my agriculture studies' teacher is... something else. She has been trying to prove agriculture is an important subject for vets since day one, but today? Today her point was: "Cain was an agriculturist and Abel was a rancher and, since Cain killed Abel, we all have agriculturist's genes in our blood because we all descend from him".

In conclusion, if you have the urge to kill your sibling sometimes, don't worry! It's Cain's blood running through your veins.

Now, if you'll excuse me I'm going to make sure my sister doesn't like planting. Just in case.

[mythgirlimagines]

ultimate!agriculturist Teruteru?

o7

It all began because Teruteru wanted to help. He wanted to help farmers and their farms in terms of their business and improving their standards. He did so much research to make people give him the time of day.

He worked with a lot of the farmers where he was from to develop crop calendars and specific fertilizers for them to use. He was very meticulous on getting everything just right.

Although he tried the ruse of being from a city, it soon fell apart when his classmates noticed just how in tune with agriculture he was, in tune enough that he must’ve grown up around farms.

While he was at Hope’s Peak, he could spend some of his time looking at the data he’d accumulated to see if there were any correlations in various factors. He was very data-minded at times.

With that said, though, he would rather see the state of things for himself, instead of looking at the numbers on paper. It always gave him a better idea to be right there instead of just looking at reports.

[adtothebone]

I picked this up at today’s North Star Auction. It’s my second framed Aultman-Taylor piece. This one was the cover of an old catalog. Some online digging suggests this was not long after 1912 and the catalog contents included their gas tractor lineup.

[leodanbrock]

whole day in shambles ever since i woke up at 4am to get ready for work this morning (it is a sunday) and ending on a wholesome type of disappointment because i ran out of time to water the plants in my garden & check the soil and if bugs are eating them today 😭

[rajkumaraggarwal-blog1]

डीएपी खाद के साथ ऐसी बात कहां ? जो जलेबी के साथ होता दिखाई दिया

गोल गोल और सीधी बात … जलेबी बना दी मुद्दा तो फिर डीएपी खाद पर खामोशी क्यों ! जलेबी फैक्ट्री में बने ना बने डीएपी के लिए तो कारखाने मौजूद जलेबी की टीआरपी को पहुंचा दिया गया टीआरपी के चरम पर पूरे प्रदेश में जलेबी से अधिक डीएपी खाद के लिए मची हुई मारामारी अटल हिन्द ब्यूरो /फतह सिंह उजाला गुरुग्राम । जलेबी का जलवा, लेकिन दूसरी तरफ खाद के लिए बलवा । यह गोल-गोल लेकिन बिल्कुल सीधी बात है। भाजपा की…

[earthdenfarm]

might end up doing a joja run solely for the autopetters. being on year 3 in two different saved and not having a single one because I suck ass at the skull caverns is not it 😭

[captobiotech]

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[ecopackindia]

Proposal to revoke or restrict the purchase of Agricultural lands by Non-Agriculturists in Karnataka

There is a Strong proposal to revive the restrictions imposed on the purchase of agricultural lands by non-agriculturists in the State of Karnataka. This proposal will impact all the Farm House sites/lands to be bought by Non-Agriculturists. This proposal has to take the shape of legislation and must be passed in the Legislative Assembly and thereafter, it becomes the LAW.

[madraslawyers]

இந்திய சட்டங்கள் மற்றும் இந்தியாவில் சட்டப்பூர்வ தீர்வுகள்

இந்தியா வளமான கலாச்சார பாரம்பரியம் கொண்ட பல்வேறு நாடு. இந்திய சட்ட அமைப்பு உலகின் பழமையான சட்ட அமைப்புகளில் ஒன்றாகும், மேலும் இது பல ஆண்டுகளாக உருவாகி வருகிறது. குடிமக்களின் உரிமைகளைப் பாதுகாக்கவும் நீதியை உறுதிப்படுத்தவும் இந்தியாவில் பல்வேறு சட்டங்கள் மற்றும் சட்டப் பரிகாரங்கள் உள்ளன. இந்திய சட்டங்கள் இந்திய சட்ட அமைப்பு இந்தியாவில் வாழ்க்கையின் பல்வேறு அம்சங்களை ஒழுங்குபடுத்துவதற்கும்…

[pinksobg]

late night conversation: characteristics and simple messages from your fs 🌌🌷

mostly for fun and for reflection: would you like a fs like that? would you like the things said? 💌🌼

let's go for the tea? 👀

__________

pile 1:

characteristics: oooh, good in my opinion!! you got: confident. knows how to take care of themselves in a good way. patient, knows to wait and respect opinions. they try their best, pile number 1.

professional field or passion: veterinarian, agriculturists, editor or design field. oh, took a little of a jump, right? 😅🌷 or maybe not? take what resonates to you please. :)

messages: they may like to talk, my pile mumber one. "yes, and?".

"I like what I see" huh 👀😅. "I like it". ok, they like something.

"Do you find me attractive?" oooh, I find it cute that one.

"Can't wait to see you again".

"I swam and the water was cold".

"Date". "Party".

"I'm sorry".

"I wonder how it is like to be loved by you".

"Bet you will be the one with the ring on the finger".

songs: 5 seconds of summer songs. cindy lou who. jão songs. eletric love.

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pile 2:

characteristics: resilient. optimistic, sees the good. prudential. loving person. maybe cool and collected as well. introvert vibes.

professional field or passion: waiter. teacher. mentor. psychologist. or maybe work in the care field.

messages: "you are attractive/hot, sorry"

"do you find me attractive?"

"I feel seen around you"

"You light me up"

"It's hard to breathe when you look at me"

Maybe your fs might been passed to a heartbreak not a long time ago.

songs: espresso. dandelions. that what's makes you beautiful by 1D.

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pile 3:

characteristics: calm. altruist. do certain things or most of them with ease. very calm energy.

professional field or passion: architect. nurse. journalist. maybe can have multiple interests or mostly likely to have more than one passion.

messages: maybe you don't know them yet my pile number 3. this is a good signal for you?

"Kiss me" wow, straightforward.

"Secret admirer" oh!

Oh. oh. oh. An advice! I wasn't expecting it. Maybe it's a call out. Maybe your standards are down right now. Or maybe you are giving much energy for something you shouldn't. Maybe you are waiting too much from emotional, romantic love to happen right now. And maybe it isn't the time yet. Oh! I wasn't expecting an advice. It is really from someone who loves you. Please, take what resonates. So, darling, it's okay, sometimes we mix something up. I remember a phrase from a kinda long time ago. It's something like: when something is missing, we try to overdo something to try to "fulfill". Darling, I understand. It's hard to heal something but it's time to recognize if something is wrong. Right? Like much social media, waiting too much on romantic love, feeling stuck on life...

My friend, when you are going through a, uhn, let's say - rollercoaster. There is some time that it is linear, right? To give impulse. Sometimes, so it's life. Maybe something is like stuck for you to try or focus on something else, something you love or it's good for you. Take care my friend. ❤💞💌

[thedarkqueen14]

Bacchant Smurf (she/her,Reveler Smurf's ancestor): a Smurf whose main responsibility is to host parties and festivals,she takes the "animal of the party" quite literally. She's a HUGE party lover and sees fun in any situation,but she knows when to be serious. Bacchant has a very cat-like behavior and acts rather mischievous. Has a massive crush on Agriculturist and Astute

She has a best friend,whom she views as her younger sister, Crafty Smurf! She's someone whom she treasures dearly and tries her best to be responsible around,even if she let her mischievousness loose

[ratsoh-writes]

Hello y’all! Meet the two newest AUs Farmred (fellswap red) and Farmgold (fellswap gold)!

Like all the other farm AUs, they all have an agricultural theme/background. However their climates before the crash were a little different

In farmred monsters and humans native to their farmlands were at battle with big corporations trying to buy up all the land. Unable to get the farmers to budge, they would send in paid criminals to torch, loot and rough up the villages. This resulted in an environment where violence was commonplace and a large cultural divide between the rural and the city folk. The farmred monsters come from a more modern era and tend to favor the use of lots of technology and chemical based treatments for their crops, making them less trusted by other farm au monsters/humans.

In farmgold, the monsters were the dominant culture and had discovered a new land ripe for the taking. Of course this place had people already living there, but colonizers don’t care about that. Many settled and began farming and shaping the land as they saw fit before the crash. There were battles and wars all around between the monsters and the natives before the crash making the climate rather guarded and aggressive. Farmgold monsters are both agriculturists and big wig business owners. Many from this au make up a sizable chunk of the richer farm monsters across Goldenvalley, Corncopia and many other agricultural based cities/zones in ebott.

And now to introduce the new skelebabes!

Meet dandy and filly!

Dandy(farmred sans)

Dandy is a smaller skeleton monster standing only at 5’2 feet tall. He has a dandelion yellow magic and is severely scarred on the right side of his face. His right eyelight doesn’t work properly and only emits a faint glow. He can see through it, but it’s rather blurry. He also has considerable scarring on his collarbone, neck, rib cage and spine. The scarring on his neck gives him a rather rough and gravelly voice He is aged 55

Dandy is the absolute worst at being a fell monster. He’s a naturally sweet and gentle monster and is a terrible liar. While he is capable of fighting, he has no stomach for violence and will often just stay on the defensive in a battle regardless of the damage he’s taking. He’s not shy, but past experiences have made him nervous and quiet around new people.

Dandy has a little plot of land in new hope where he grows flowers! He rotates his “crop” bringing in new flowers every season. On dandy’s plot of land is also a little shop selling homemade perfumes and essential oils from his flowers. It’s only open on Saturdays.

Dandy’s special ability is called flutter feet. If he kicks really fast, he can briefly walk on air. It’s very tiring and pretty goofy to watch so he doesn’t do it often lol. Dandy’s magic weapon is a large shield shaped as a rose. It’s purely defensive

Things he loves: flowers of course! But dandelions are his favorite. Pickled vegetables, heirloom tomatoes, pickled herring, perfumes and other floral scents, punk rock, swimming, fishing, basket weaving, the color seashell pink, gardening, bird watching

Filly (farmred papyrus)

Filly is a skeleton monster standing at 6’2. She has a very soft feminine voice that tends to contrast harshly with her sharp face. One scar on her face connects to a copper tooth in place of a missing fang. She has a teddy bear tan magic. When her ecto is summoned she has a rather muscular build. Filly is aged 49.

Filly is a protective and cautious monster. After her parents passing, she found herself as the main protector of her brother before the crash, a role that she still feels resent for despite her and her brothers good relationship. Filly with strangers is standoffish and cold, but with friends she’s nurturing and affectionate. She has a very dry sense of humor

Filly is a mailman in new hope! The mountain town has a lot of winding roads hard to access by vehicle, so she does most of her routes on horseback.

Filly’s special ability is called knock back. Exactly three times a day, she can fully rebound a magical attack sending it back to its owner. Any magic attack. She experiences no backlash from this. Once she uses this ability three times though, her defense stat drops significantly until she gets a full nights rest. Her magic weapon is a whip with barbs on the end. 

Things she loves: her horse sunny, Indian paintbrush flowers, foraging, leather clothing, hunting large game, fine wine and fancy crackers, horseback riding, rhythm games, dancing, country music, the color sky blue

And meet Cigar and Colby!

Cigar (farmgold sans)

Cigar is a skeleton monster standing at 5’6 feet tall. He has a vibrant apple green magic and a faint smattering of freckles on his skull. Around his eye sockets is a line of visible magic, a hereditary birthmark. When his ecto is summoned, he has a large strongman build with a bit of chub. He is aged 63

Cigar is a very proud monster, he’s hardworking, intelligent, ruthless and has an eye for the fine things in life. He’s earned his right to be a bit vain in his opinion and takes his reputation very seriously. He can be strict and harsh with strangers, but has a soft spot for kids and will be doting and spoiling towards them. He’s a closeted romantic and flusters easily from innocent flirting.

Cigar owns several sizable chunks of land around Corncopia and some parts of Goldenvalley. He leases his land out only to farmers and ranchers except for one street in the inner town of Corncopia. There he allows artisan good shops only. He’s incredibly wealthy and feared by many in his town.

Cigars special ability is called early set rot. When he sees a plant or animal with an infection, he can speed up the process through touch, easily killing the creature from its disease. He has perfect control over this and despises his ability. He never uses it. His magical weapon is a large hunting rifle with beautiful fall harvest details.

Things he loves: pumpkin pie and roast boar, artisan cheeses, fine wines, fancy suits, cigars of course; he’s a very heavy smoker, boats and boat rides, vintage furniture, hunting rifles, big game and bird hunting, taxidermy animals, dogwood flowers, the color bronze, calligraphy, orchestra music

Colby Smalls (farmgold papyrus)

Colby is a half breed skeleton monster standing at 6’1. He has a cheddar yellow magic and a smattering of freckles on his skull. Around his eye sockets is a line of visible magic, a hereditary birth mark. He has thinner bones than average, and when his ecto is summoned he has a very dainty petite figure. He is aged 31. His soul displays orange for bravery.

Colby is a playful and goofy monster. He’s a little shy when you first meet him, but is quick to warm up with a bit of kindness. He hates boredom and is a menace when his hands aren’t doing something lol. He doesn’t care a lick about appearances and routinely embarrasses his brother and parents on accident. They still love him though lol.

Colby is a cheese maker! He is one of the suppliers of a shop belonging to the street cigar owns. Colby makes a variety of different cheeses from the milk of local livestock in Corncopia. He’s experimental and adventurous and hopes to make his own variety of cheese popular someday.

His special ability is called sweet sense by his family and sugar tits by Colby himself lol. He can perfectly predict the sugar content of any liquid he smells before he even tastes. He uses this ability to pick the animals with the sweetest milk for his cheese. His magic weapon is a butter churn with spikes on the side that he uses as a war hammer lol. It’s hard to use but packs a punch

Things he loves: CHEESE- literally any cheese as long as it’s good quality, homemade butters spreads and jams, square dancing, horseback riding, mud wrestling, comedy shows and podcasts, weaving, painting, crochet, knitting, whittling, sunflowers, the color lemon, heavy metal rock lol

And side characters

Ruffet: farmred muffet, the reason behind most of dandy’s scars and filly’s sworn enemy. Ruffet was once a corporation sell out and was hired to drive dandy and filly away from their land. Fully managed to scare her off, but not before she injured dandy considerably. Since the crash she’s done some soul searching and regrets her past actions considerably. She’s made peace with some other past victims but is scared to approach filly and dandy still.

Iris and ginger: farmred catty and bratty. The two soulbonded monsters were old neighbors of dandy and filly and were like pseudo sisters to the two when they lost their parents. They both now work on harpy’s vineyard in new hope and are obsessed with the idea of getting harpy and dandy together lol.

Meemaw: her name is actually Ann Swatson but her grandkids make every one call her meemaw. Meemaw is an elderly human woman from Texas who moved to ebott on her sons insistence for her retirement. She’s still getting used to monster culture but adores her half breed grandkids and is willing to try for them. Meemaw was a contest winning horse breeder back in her day and struck up a friendship with filly when she saw how well taken care of filly’s mare was. Filly considers Meemaw her best friend and would die for her.

Brie: farmgold gaster and the mother of cigar and colby. Brie is a proper, polite and gently stern monster. She’s had a rough life over the years loosing her family during an overseas voyage, then her ex soulmate cheating on her and abandoning their child. Since the crash her life has been in an upturn though with her son’s success.

Worcester Wingdings: the father of cigar and the ex-soulmate of Brie. Worcester was forced into an arranged bonding with Brie for her family’s money when young. He resented her for years, and when their son was born the pressure became too much. He ran off with a human lady abandoning his family, and eventually managed to break the soulbond in his own. After the crash, he found himself alone in ebott leaving his lover behind. Worcester is a bitter and regretful monster. He wishes to reach out to cigar but fear of revenge from the ruthless skeleton holds him back

John Smalls: the human father of Colby, John is a human from farmgold. He only knew brie for a little while before Colby was conceived. John and Brie never got together but had a decent coparenting relationship for Colby when he was a child. John is now an old man working in a smoke shop in ebott. He loves his son and still visits regularly but is starting to really feel his age.