#agent lewis

[sunny-rants]

Happy Pride Month, here’s some of my favourite queer characters!!

[screenbeanz]

Mixed Nuts (1994).

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

I feel like the Criminal Minds fandom is so unproblematic compared to most other ones, which is hilarious to me, because we’re the type of people who unwind by watching people being violently and brutally murdered.

Live footage of the CM fandom bonding murder style with memes and thirst posts:

[staiyn]

more memes of Cillian Characters

[breathing-in-waves]

Bob looks like a lost child at an MCR concert. 😭

[personinthepalace]

A rogue British agent steals plans for a top-secret new weapon. Spies from the CIA and the KGB assemble at London’s Piccadilly Hotel to track down the British mole and obtain the file. When a young British couple and an older actor auditioning for the title role in the first James Bond film check into the hotel, the stakes reach boiling point in this riotous world of Cold War farce.

Mischief returns to the West End in this riotous new Spy comedy where laughter is the only weapon.

MI6. CIA. KGB. LOL

Playing for 17 weeks only, book tickets now. Ask questions later.

[scruffylookingpiratecaptain]

I don’t care what anyone says, the lineup for Thunderbolts* is so fucking fun. I can’t wait to see all these idiots together.

And Bob

Can’t forget Bob

[marveluniversehero]

Thunderbolts* Special Look Character Titles

[spencestiel-michelle]

💚❤️💚 Merry Christmas ❤️💚❤️

EXT. THE ROSSI MANSION DECORATED IN BRIGHT LIGHTS. HOLIDAY MUSIC PLAYS FROM WITHIN. SLOW ZOOM IN TROUGH THE FRONT DOOR. WE GLIDE THROUGH THE HALLS…

Emily: can you not push your elbow into my personal space? 

MUSIC STOPS.

Derek: i’m not.

Emily: you are; keep your tree trunk of an arm on your side! 

Penelope: just let me, please!

Spencer: no! i don’t want mistletoe hanging from my hat! you don’t understand the social implications this will have on me! 

Penelope: you’re a cute- and quite frankly-lonely eligible bachelor! i need to! 

Spencer: then go to Rossi! 

JJ, smiling: three years ago, we put coal in Michael and Henry’s stocking, just as a little gag, you know. *laughing* they did not like it! 

Hotch: *laughs* oh, just last year, i did that to Jack! 

Hotch, smiling: but the joke was on me because he had the same idea and put coal in my stocking *laughs*  

Matt, smiling: let’s just say we spent Rossi’s mortgage on christmas this year with our sixteen kids. should have just gone with the coal. 

Tara: wow, these gingerbreads really took a number. you know who this one looks like? *she points at the most unsightly gingerbread-man* 

Luke: hm. let me guess. mY mOM?

Tara: well. if you insist. 

Luke: 

INT. WE ZOOM OF OUT OF THE MANSION. 

EXT. WE SEE ROSSI WITH A SOFT SMILE ON HIS FACE —

Rossi: ah, yes. the greatest gift of all…

ROSSI SITS- ALONE. ON THE BACKYARD PATIO, SIPPING A SPIKED HOLIDAY DRINK—

Rossi: silence. 

…

Rossi: … …

Rossi: what am i doing? 

ROSSI GETS UP, DRINK IN HAND, GOES INSIDE— HE SEES DEREK, EMILY, SPENCER, PENELOPE, MATT, JJ, HOTCH, TARA, LUKE— AND ABSORBS THE LIVELY ENERGY OF HIS FAMILY.

INT. MUSIC PLAYS AGAIN. 

WE ZOOM BACKWARDS, TAKING IN THE ENTIRE SPACE SO WE SEE EVERYONE AT ONCE AND THEN— FADE TO BLACK. 

————————— merry christmas ————————

[lanasgirlfr]

they gonna have a battle off who's more mentally ill

[symbiotic-slime]

more venom pride flags!! the nb pride flag was requested by @random-trash-animal, the gnc and polyam flags were requested by @krisseratops, and the trans flag was requested by @french-toast-enjoyer!!

and one hyperspecific one for @krisseratops :D

once again if you want a specific pride flag I’m more than happy to do it just shoot me a dm or an ask or smth to let me know!! also I am totally down to make these with disability pride flags for disability pride month so if there’s one u would like lemme know!!

[galaxysupreme17]

Scarlet Widow

Okay, so I have been on an Avengers and Criminal Minds binge. I was pacing around my room thinking of writing prompts, and a crossover between the two came to my mind, and I needed to get it out before I forgot. This is Emily Prentiss X Tara Lewis. (I love Temily). This is also the x daughter!Reader!!

Y/n Danvers had lived many lives in her seventeen years. Trained in the Black Widow program from the tender age of five, she had seen more hardship and danger than most people experienced in a lifetime. 

Rescued at fifteen by Natasha Romanoff and Clint Barton, she found solace and guidance under Natasha's care until she was legally an adult. Now, Nick Fury, the ever-watchful director of SHIELD, had given her a new mission: infiltrate the BAU and gather intelligence on a rogue agent named James Monroe.

James Monroe had been suspected of targeting various federal bureaus, and SHIELD was next on his list after the BAU. He used his status to collect young kids and send them to train in Hydra or the Black Widow Program. Y/n's mission was clear, but it was complicated by her assignment to live undercover with two foster mothers, Emily Prentiss and Tara Lewis, both prominent members of the BAU.

In the foster system, Y/n had been taken in by Emily and Tara. At first, it was just another mission. But over ten months, Y/n had grown attached to the two women who had become her foster mothers. They had no idea their new daughter was the Scarlet Widow, an Avenger with unparalleled combat skills.

Emily and Tara treated Y/n with kindness and care, giving her a sense of stability she hadn't felt in years. They attended her school events, celebrated her successes, and provided comfort during tough times. Y/n felt like a normal teenager for the first time in a long while despite the weight of her secret.

Late one evening, Y/n sat in her room, scrolling through her phone. The glow of the screen illuminated her face as she messaged Natasha.

Y/n: I don't know how much longer I can keep this secret from them, Nat. They've been so good to me.

Natasha: I know it's tough, kid. But you're doing this to protect them and many others. Stay strong.

Y/n: I know. It's just... they're starting to feel like real family.

Natasha: That's a good thing, Y/n. It means you're healing. Just remember, you can always talk to me. We're in this together.

Y/n: Thanks, Nat. I don't know what I'd do without you.

Natasha: You'd probably be even more of a badass than you already are. 😉

Y/n smiled, feeling a warmth in her chest. Natasha had always been like a big sister to her, guiding her, protecting her, and pushing her to be her best. Their bond was unbreakable, forged in the fires of their shared experiences.

Y/n: How's everything at HQ?

Natasha: Busy as always. Clint's been teaching the new recruits some archery tricks. You'd love to see it.

Y/n: I miss you guys.

Natasha: We miss you too. Just focus on the mission for now. We'll have a big reunion when this is all over.

Y/n: Deal. Stay safe, Nat.

Natasha: You too, Y/n. Remember, if you need anything, I'm just a call away.

The next day, the BAU team was called to a scene that quickly became a nightmare. Held hostage by James Monroe's partner, Jessica Black, the team found themselves in dire straits.

"Everyone stay calm," Aaron Hotchner ordered, trying to maintain control. "We'll find a way out of this."

In a nearby park, Y/n received a call from Agent Coulson. "Y/n, the team is in trouble. Jessica Black has them hostage. You need to reveal yourself and take them down."

Y/n's heart raced. This was the moment she had dreaded and prepared for. She suited up in her combat uniform, the familiar feel of her gear grounding her. She was no longer just Y/n Danvers; she was the Scarlet Widow.

The compound was heavily guarded, but Y/n moved through it with the precision and agility drilled into her during her years of training. She dispatched guards with swift, calculated moves, her senses on high alert.

Inside the building, Jessica noticed the disturbance on the security monitors. "James," she called, "we have company."

James turned his attention to the monitors, a sly smile creeping across his face. "Well, well, well, if it isn't the Scarlet Widow. Or is it Y/n?"

Tara looked at him, confused. "What are you talking about?"

James chuckled. "Your little foster daughter has quite the secret."

Emily and Tara exchanged worried glances. "What secret?" Emily demanded.

"You'll see soon enough," James said, returning to the screen.

Y/n moved through the corridors, her focus unwavering. She reached the door to the room where the BAU team was being held and took a deep breath. This was it.

She burst through the door, gun drawn. "Everyone, stay down!"

James laughed. "Well, well, well, if it isn't the Scarlet Widow. Or is it Y/n?"

"Shut up, James," Y/n snapped, her eyes narrowing.

"What are you going to do? You don't have the rest of your team here."

"I don't need them. I can handle myself pretty well."

"Sure you can. Why don't you remove that mask and show our guests who you truly are?"

"Stop talking," Y/n growled, her patience wearing thin.

She lunged at James, their fight a blur of fists and kicks. Jessica joined in, and Y/n found herself outnumbered but undeterred. She fought with a ferocity that came from years of training and a deep-seated need to protect those she cared about.

James managed to pin Y/n down at one point, ripping her mask off. Emily and Tara gasped as they recognized their foster daughter.

"Y/n?" Tara whispered, her voice trembling.

Y/n didn't let the revelation slow her down. She kicked James off her, using the momentum to flip back onto her feet. She moved with deadly precision, taking down Jessica and James in a series of swift, calculated moves. Within moments, both were on the floor, tied up and subdued.

"Agent Coulson, the room is secure," Y/n spoke into her comms. "You can bring in the rest of the agents."

Coulson and a team of SHIELD agents stormed in, quickly securing the area. Y/n ran over to Emily and Tara, her heart pounding. "Are you both okay?"

Emily and Tara nodded, still in shock. "Y/n, we had no idea," Emily said, her voice breaking.

"I'm sorry I didn't tell you," Y/n replied, her eyes full of emotion. "I had to keep it a secret."

Coulson approached, calling Y/n to the side. "Fury wants you back for a new mission," he said quietly.

Y/n glanced at Emily and Tara, who talked with JJ and Matt. They all took glances at her and Coulson. "Tell Fury no. I need to clean some things up here."

Coulson nodded, understanding. "Take the time you need."

As Coulson walked away, Emily and Tara approached, unsure what to say. They just stood there for a moment, the weight of the situation settling in. Y/n looked at them, tears welling up in her eyes, and immediately fell into their arms, hugging them tightly. Emily started checking Y/n for any severe injuries, her maternal instincts kicking in.

"Are you hurt?" Emily asked, her hands gently inspecting Y/n's face and arms.

"I'm okay, really," Y/n assured her, a small smile on her lips.

Back at the BAU, the team gathered in the conference room. Y/n stood at the front, taking a deep breath. "It's okay to ask questions," she said, her voice steady.

Before anyone could speak, Penelope Garcia burst through the door. "I found out everything about Y/n!" she exclaimed, waving a folder. "Emily and Tara asked me to look into her background."

The team smiled, and Y/n nodded at Penelope to continue. "Go ahead, Penelope."

Penelope explained Y/n's history, from her early years in the Black Widow program to her rescue by Natasha and Clint. Y/n filled in the details, explaining her training and the mission that brought her to the BAU. Emily and Tara listened intently, taking in every word.

As the meeting ended and everyone left, Emily and Tara lingered. "What does this mean for our little family?" Emily asked softly, looking at Y/n with concern.

[hertwood]

[d33pd3sire-blog]

Just rewatching evolution to prepare for next month and.. is Tara wearing… CARABINER EARRINGS??????? I NEED I NEED I NEED

[jennastarkhasaheart]

it is so weird to rewatch phase 1 and have these canonically extremely skilled and competent women in every movie, but also still see the same old sexism applied to them.

like, natasha romanoff, who at this point went through the fucking red room and everything that's associated with leaving the red room, having a breakdown after running away from the hulk for a little bit. thats pretty much a morning workout for her. generally the way they still sexualized her in this movie and had her act in some scenes.

i know it was 2012 and joss whedon but come on

[heylolita00]