#age: age slider

[headmate-ideas]

hello!! could we please request a human therapist alter with a vintage name? inspired by the following emojis: 🍒🦔🌿

thank you! <3

👓 HEADMATE TEMPLATE 🍒

✦ Name(s): Clarence, Herman, Chester ✦ Pronouns: he/him, ey/em/eir/eirs/emself, co/cos/coself ✦ Species: human ✦ Age: age slider (25 to 65) ✦ Role(s): therapist, caretaker, manager, trauma manager ✦ Labels: unlabeled, masculine, GNC ✦ Xenos: vanilla, books, art ✦ Interests/likes: psychology, theater, flower language ✦ Dislikes: people who don't adjust to new knowledge ✦ Music taste: classical music, swing, big band ✦ Aesthetic(s): vintage, cubism, abstract expressionism ✦ Objectum attraction(s): buildings ✦ Kins: hedgehogs, cherries, sharks ✦ Emoji proxy: 👓🍒 ✦ Details:

Clarence is an American therapist from the 1940s who consistently kept up with advances in psychological research in his timeline and currently practices in accordance with whatever modern therapeutic techniques the system currently receive or want. He is good at listening to headmates talking about their concerns and offering advice for them. Sometimes this involves him engaging in coping methods on their behalfs and helping them manage their trauma in ways that are easier for him and that benefit the other headmate or the whole system. Clarence is overall clever and responsible, and he manages everyday tasks for the system as well as solving problems in general. While he overall considers coself masculine, co doesn't adhere very rigidly to gender roles and frequently wears fun earrings and cherry prints. Co also loves gardening and plants and is very knowledgeable about the symbolic meanings of herbs. Ey has a hard time getting close to people despite craving closeness and may sometimes require support from other headmates.

[These can be edited and changed as needed, and headmates will almost definitely not turn out EXACTLY as described.]

[mothsandbees]

Yknow what would be super sexy. If bioware did that thing like dragons dogma where they release the character creator ahead of time

[bearlytolerant]

Taking shots of Lucanis and…

um hello

[deatheater25]

Iceman: I dunno what’s wrong with me, sir. I can’t eat, can’t sleep, maybe I’m coming down with something?!

Viper: O-hoho, I know what you’ve got, the L word.

Slider: Yeahhhh, leprosy!

Viper: No, Kener. It’s 4 letters, starts with L, ends with E.

Slider: …

Slider: A-ha! Lice!

[icarusredwings]

I FINALLY finished this!

There's so many Easter eggs and smaller details, and i'm obsessed with all of them even though its my own art (and honestly good for me that's how its supposed to be!!)

Let me know if you can find them all and ill give you a cookie and a trophy.

Wade's stuffies+ what's in his little bag :)

Click for better quality <3

@shittyvampire

@stucky-just-stucky

@husky-draws

@emilyrox

@tired-dragon22

@bougiebutchbinch

@cardcatcardboard

@smoresasaur

[burningblake]

SOLAS & LAVELLAN in Dragon Age: Inquisition ↳ featuring Esenya Lavellan

Most people act with so little understanding of the world. But not you.

[drathe]

About that Jowan sliders - screenshots should be fine!! And thank you so much 💖

Okay, here are Rook Jowan sliders screenshots! Make the pathetic bloodmage your hero!

All screenshots under the cut

[ehliena]

I’ve seen some people hate on JonDami for the “age gap” and I’m like what?

Jon was introduced as 10 to Damian’s 13. He was then aged up to 17 to Damian’s 13.

BUT Damian also had a birthday. So Dami is 14 to Jon’s 17.

Through all that , there is a 3-4 year difference. Mainly a 3 year. Idk about you, but that’s not much of an age gap.

NOW if you’re talking about DCeased DamiJon, they’re both 17. They have less than a year of age difference.

Also they’re fictional. So we can age them up and down as we please. DC does it, why can’t we.

[dreamdroplittles]

chubby/fat/big system littles, age regressors and age sliders are valid!! - shane

[puppibabbles]

regressor that makes tiny scared noises when they’re overwhelmed + carer that “it’s okay sweetheart i got you, do you wanna go home? okay darling let’s go home”

[crossdressingdeath]

Emmrich: Oh, alchemy is my hobby. It's a break from teaching spirit calling and theoretical and applied metaphysics. Rook: If you ever want a side job, the Crows are always looking for new potions. Emmrich: Yes. As I recall, you're... rather famous for it.

Not de Riva immediately trying to recruit Emmrich to the Crows. "Oh you like alchemy? Have you considered... poison? Poison for us?"

[cannibalhellhound]

BEHOLD!!

@rabbit-factory I am so back on my bs and it's your fault

He's holding Mav and Ice's feathers because yes

[kiivg]

.This game very quickly devolved into a Halsin kissing simulator 🫠.

[payasita]

dimethyltryptamine release

[icarusredwings]

Trash kitties

Thinking about Kid Wade needing a rabies vaccine because he finally caught that "Trash kitty" that keeps dumping their trash cans out back but it bit the shit out of him.

"...Kitty? Ow.."

"Ow? Why ow bu- HOLY SHIT What did you do!?"

"... trash kittys is mean.."

"You were playing with the stray mama cat again? I told you that she-"

"Nooo. Not a kittycat. A trash kitty. They steal trash."

"A raccoon? Wher- whe- How the hell did you get ahold of a racoon!?? This is new york!! The racoons are bigger then most dogs!! No offense mary-"

The dog scoffs and walks off with her rat like tail up.

-----

So now- here they are- Sitting in the car infront of the doctors and Wade is dead silent, Clinging to Fluffy the Wolverine like his life depends on it, colorful bandaids all over him and his arm wrapped in gauze. What ever Wade do to this poor raccoon? It wasn't going without a fight. Logan only guesses that he was trying to bring the raccoon home but failed.

He takes a deep breath "Now, Wade? You need to behave in here. No hurting anyone, okay? They just wanna help."

He just turns to him with this big, terrified, teary eyes. "Is it gonna hurts!?"

"A tiny bit."

"A tiny bit..? How tiny?"

"Do you know when Puppy puts her nails on you? On accident? Cause puppys can't put their claws inside like kitty?" He says, calm and holding his hand.

Wade whimpers, sniffles and nods, and is absolutely afraid of the shot that was about to happen. "Yes.."

"Well? It hurts a tiny bit like that. And you have to be good. Got it? Give me your baby knife."

He looks at him, suspicious, scared and shocked. Kitty has never taken his baby knife from him before but hesitantly, slowly he hands it over, letting it over over Logans firm open hand, pulling it back to his chest defensively.

"Your gonna give it back?"

"Ill give it back. I pinky promise. But sometimes when you're scared you make bad choices with your baby knife."

"... is kitty gonna hurt let them me...?"

Logans heart shattered, because unfortunately the awnser was yes. But he had too. For Wade's own saftey.

"No, no! Well-... uugh.. yes? Just a little bit. And I'll be right there. Kitty has to get a shot, too. You know that? A-and if you're good, I'll give you ice cream!" He adds quickly, having seen the way wades eyes were flickering towards the door.

He would bolt if too scared. Especially without his knife. And he wouldn't be found until HE wanted to be found. It was one of Logan's biggest fears. To loose him because he runs off.

"Okay?"

"...okay"

-----

Coming out of the clinic, Wade is skipping, holding a small cherry sucker, Fluffy, And had a new hello kitty bandaid. "That didn't hurt a lot. Just a tiny like kitty says. GASSSP Kitty!! I did good!? I have ice creams now?"

Good.

Groaning, Logan too had a bandaid on his arm, exhausted from all the damage Wade just did. He was so strong. Holding him down that long the best he could was the only thing he could really do, especially with Wade screaming and begging him to let go. Emotionally, and Physically, he was done.

The word made Logan want to laugh in his face. Yeah, sure, if you called 2 broken noses, someone getting an unplanned rabies shot today, another kicked in the stomach and the doctor bit on the arm- then SURE. He was good.

"Look, whatever happens.. Just.. give him the damn booster. Got it? Oh, and gaurd your nose-"

"What?" Said the nurse, only for her nose to be ultimately broken by the end of today, and Logan had to plead with them not to call the police. Thankfully, she was sympathic and didn't, but the conversation stressed Logan out enough for the next 3 days.

"..sure kid.. you did good." He lies, needing a nap and maybe a benadryl. "Hey and no more trash kittys.. okay?"

This was the reality of taking care of Wade Wilson. Trash kitties. Baby knives. And Ice cream.

[thecorvidforest]

something stressful: happens

our brain: y’know what would make this easier? if we were 14 years old