#aftg shitposting

[sunshine-foxes-and-shadows]

Petty and silly thought:

I WISH Tom Cardy's H.Y.C.Y.BH existed at the time of The Foxhole Court--simply for an alternate version of the Riko & Neil beef that'd go something like this:

Riko: You speak freely as if you are permitted to do so. I assure you--you have no such right. Where is your fealty and devotion to your betters?

Neil: :) Thanks for asking! :)

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[scholliski]

biblically accurate Kevin Day tattoo apparently

[chacha462]

[bob-ross-is-a-mermaid]

Aftg alternative universe where Andrew and Aaron never reunite

Dr.Aaron minyard checking out Neil’s concussion: how are you feeling sir?

Neil freaking the fuck out: uhhhh I think I got hit harder than I realized because it looks like your wearing my boyfriends face

[jtl-fics]

Just thought about the Foxes having a game where they try and find one another's mugshots and treat them like rare cards depending on difficulty to obtain.

The grand prize is finding Pre-Neil mugshots in the wild. Like sometimes they just find kids who kind of look like Neil but aren't actually him and sometimes Andrew comes with a mugshot of a kid who looks nothing like Neil and Neil's just like "Oh man, Maine was a weird time in my life."

[queermoths]

my take is they should do more crime actually

[bisexualchaosdemon]

Rip Aaron and Andrew, you would have hated that we call you the Twinyards

[grooviestguru]

*lola shows up and kidnaps neil*

neil (and kevin probably): this is going to ruin the tour

[feelingthedisaster]

when i show up to the homoeroctic codepedent friendships competition but my opponent is kevin day

[madelinesapling]

It’s so funny to me that Neil was like I must not reveal that I speak multiple languages then immediately goes to yell at Kevin in French because Andrew looked through his stuff. Like he’s not even the one you should be yelling at.

[aglionbyacademia]

the foxes doing the hear me out cake challenge and who/what I think they’d put on there

Neil: Andrew Minyard, Kevin Day

Dan: Mufasa (Lion King), Filmore!, the weather app, the red M&M, Weaver (Antz), Scully (Monsters Inc.), Diego (Ice Age), Manny (Ice Age), the purple M&M, Mr. Clean, Bob Duncan (Good Luck, Charlie), Jimmy Neutron’s mom, Kevin Day

Andrew: Wymack (pissing Kevin and Dan off but the rest of the team agrees with him), Neil Josten, Ghostface, Chucky, Rumpelstiltskin (Shrek), the sound of glass breaking, a baseball bat, Wymack a second time, Gerard Way, Ben&Jerry’s peanut butter & cookies specifically, Kevin Day

Aaron: Jessica Rabbit, Lola (Sharktale), Candace (Phineas and Ferb), Fiona (Shrek), the dragon (Shrek), Sally (Cars), Matt’s mom, the green M&M, an aglet, an old fashioned quill and ink, swiss cheese, Peach (Super Mario), Kevin Day

Matt: Sarabi (Lion King), Sandy Cheeks (SpongeBob), Andrew’s car, King Julien (Madagascar), Neil Josten, the “Jules” desk chair from ikea, the fairy godmother (Shrek), peach (the fruit, cmbyn style), Birdo (Super Mario), one of those sheet face masks, marshmallow fluff, Kevin Day

Allison: Balto, Scar (Lion King), a snickers bar, a salt lamp, Jack Skellington, Emily (Corpse Bride) (yelling ensues because both Emily and Jack are just hot), Diego (Ice Age), Dr Drakken (Kim Possible), the dad from inside out, the invisible man (Hotel Transylvania), Kevin Day

Nicky: Gill (finding Nemo), Diego (Ice Age), Major Monogram (Phineas and Ferb), Christmas ornaments, groan tubes, the Belgian techno anthem “Pump Up The Jam”, Sauerkraut, Bloaters/Shamblers (The Last of Us), Coriolanus Snow (The Hunger Games), Barry B. Benson (Bee Movie), the German word “Potzblitz”, Kevin Day

Renee: a literal rainbow, the Mona Lisa, a swiss pocket knife, a braided brioche loaf, Ghostface, Haymitch Abernathy (The Hunger Games), Barbie (the actual doll), the beast (Beauty and the Beast), Mrs. Potts (Beauty and the Beast), Andrew Minyard (earning a silent high five from him and Neil), Kevin Day

Kevin: some very niche historical figures, the onceler (the Lorax), a literal exy racquet, Gloria (Madagascar), a three sixty vodka bottle, Shego (everyone yells at him that she’s not a hear me out; she’s just hot), Allison Reynolds (earning a side eye from her), Matt’s mom

Bonus:

Katelyn: Dr Doofenschmirtz (Phineas and Ferb), Vanessa Doofenschmirtz (Phineas and Ferb), Sally (Cars), Andrew Minyard (Aaron is disgusted), Ron Stoppable (Kim Possible), Timon (Lion King), Balloony (Phineas and Ferb), the number 8, the periodic table, the electronic configuration of phosphorus, Jordi (The Secret World of Santa Claus), Gordon Ramsay, Kevin Day (Aaron high fives her)

[yourleftpinkytoe-blog]

Medicated Andrew from the upperclassmen’s perspective

[scholliski]

i cannot believe that Renee has canonically looked at two people throughout the books and thought ‘would smash’ and those people are Andrew and Jean�� girl what’s going on

[ravlykpavlyk]

Neil Josten is absolutely fucking incredible narrator.

He has his priorities straight and does not pay attention to anything else.

Do we know Katelyn's surname (well now we do)? Do we know ANYTHING about her appearance? Do we know anything about the appearance of HIS MOTHER? Yeah, she was short and ... and what? And NOTHING, THAT'S IT. She was short and paranoid. I'm sure we know about his father ONLY because they were similar and Neil had a couple of breakdowns because of it.

But let him start about Andrew's fucking broad and solid shoulders-

[crazy-fangirl2524]

There is so much to unpack here like Aaron is too funny and then Neil going to the nest for Andrew oh I’m going to be sick

[jtl-fics]

Kevin Day having a daughter and names her Courtney. Everyone thinks it’s a lovely name until Neil looks him in the eye and goes “Her nickname is Court.”