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i genuinely think ocd is incredibly underdiagnosed bc i will see people posting what are obvious rituals, compulsions, intrusive thoughts, spiralling, hyper morality, etc and its like Have You Considered This Might Be An Issue

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you guys made luigi mangione trend for days and I need to see the same energy for brianna boston. she is a 43 year old mother of three who ended a phone call with blue cross blue shield (after being denied a claim) “delay deny depose, you people are next” and is now being held under a 100,000$ bond and could face FIFTEEN years of prison if charged. she has no weapons, her record is clean, and yet she is being held behind bars. they are afraid of the public and are trying to subdue. do not let them!!!! be outraged that our freedom of speech is being threatened!!!!! deny defend depose! free brianna boston!

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gnashing my teeth like a feral animal. can we stop fuckijg hating on the south???

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the funniest part of rereading aftg has been noting the number of times matt is gently poking at the vibe between andrew and neil like my guy KNOWS something is going on there

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‘Dear friend’

Yeah lemme just mix the ashes of my dead body with my homie so we can never be separated again

Totally platonic dude bro activities

they’ve GOT to be playing with me rn

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Aaron is stronger than me bc I’d point out that Andrew was a sugar baby during any argument no matter how small/petty

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This might just be my brain being weird, but I find it so funny that Jean would say this. Because, in another life, Nathaniel would have been number three, and Jean would have been four. But this is the only version of the story that Jean doesn't die, the one that he is three instead of four.

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okay but kevin giving andrew a reason to live, making jean promise he wouldnt kill himself and whatever he had going on with neil? lowkey wymack coded

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this rules

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just saw someone describe neil’s sexuality as “im not hungry, but I could eat if you’re paying” and that’s sending me so bad rn

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thinking even more about the parallels between jean and neil in their relationships with kevin.

the christmas that neil spent at evermore kevin was in new york with aaron and nicky and some of the other team members but neil was trapped being abused and tortured.

the entirety of jean and kevin’s relationship was like that. jean stayed behind while kevin went out and did appearances and saw the world and lived as a person.

neither neil or jean got to be real until after kevin worked through his shit and decided he wasn’t going to settle for number two anymore.

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that part in the book when andrew gets back from the easthaven and there’s a moment when neil’s back pressed on andrew’s chest and neil thinks that he can finally breathe for the first time in weeks. yeah. can’t stop thinking about that

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neil being demi is so important and incredible but also i just love thinking about the period of time post andreil where like, it’s early 2000’s yk, they foxes are dumb college students who know gay, straight, maybe bi, unless nicky or some of the other foxes gets involved with the queer community more it’s very reasonable to assume that none of them would know demisexuality or other aspec labels without having the forethought of looking into it, and i can so easily see the foxes being like ok so u only swing for andrew but aaron is his twin so does that mean you find aaron attractive too???

and like, at this point him and aaron still just kinda fuckin hate each other for no reason other than they’re both too stubborn to admit they have no real reason, but the animosity is alive and thriving so neil could just be like nah they’re way different to me, but what’s the fun in that? so instead he’s like “i mean this genuinely, deeply, wholeheartedly, and with every drop of honesty in my soul… aaron is the ugliest piece of shit i have ever had the misfortune of laying my eyes on, and i have seen many, many, many mangled corpes in the aftermath of my father torturing them, and aaron is worse”

and the foxes do not get it they’re like literally HOW can you say that when him and andrew look EXACTLY THE SAME, COPY AND PASTE??? but neil is just not budging at all he’s like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ idk man andrew’s hot and aaron’s not

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twinyard headcanons

aaron's voice is deeper than andrew's but andrew's voice is raspier.

both aaron and andrew are pickers. they'll pick at anything they can get their hands on. their nails, their cuticles, hangnails, loose thread, sticker labels. if it can be picked at, they will pick at it.

after andrew starts his medication, aaron sees all the same tics he has when he's tempted to use again show up on andrew.

andrew likes the color red. aaron likes green.

both of them slept with stuffed animals when they were younger. tilda ruined aaron's when he was 11. a foster brother ruined andrew's when he was 9. both of them remember it happening.

aaron has never had a cavity. andrew has a cavity every time he goes to the dentist.

both of them are light sleepers. when they shared a room at tilda's house, they both pretended to be asleep when the other woke them up.

andrew is better with kids than aaron is. but andrew is good with kids in the way that he doesn't treat them like kids. he talks to them the same way he talks to everyone else (but without saying fuck).

neither of them can swim. andrew's foster parents never taught him, and tilda never bothered.

both of them will pretend they are totally fine when they're sick. but aaron gets mean while andrew withdraws.

andrew is afraid of heights. aaron is afraid of deep water. both of them are afraid of dogs.