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that-bitchdanni · 2 years

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you actually can’t get me to do time-relevant multi hour tasks that i have to do on my own time and by myself because i actually do go insane a bit and it’s not by my own volition

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houseswife · 8 months

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#I’m drunk right now and couldn’t possibly articulate how this makes me feel #just. the fact that they’re so codependent that you can see it from mars #+ adding the fact that taub turned in his letter of resignation to foreman in this same episode because he was sure that house would #at the very least ‘implode’ (or straight up meet his demise) after losing wilson…#he’s so real for that #I’m UNWELL #house md #greg house #gregory house #hilson #james wilson #house/wilson #hatecrimes md #chris taub

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pirateprincessjess · 6 months

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One time I walked into a bar and the bartender looked at me and said “Hey! I am ready for more train facts!”

I had never seen this person in my life, but apparently another woman, who also happened to be a transwoman, and who looked a lot like me sat at the bar and told her a bunch of facts about trains.

I really want to meet the train fact lady

#for the record #I do know train facts #and I had to stop and think about if I had info dumped about trains to a bartender #and I’m pretty sure it wasn’t me #especially since the bar tender was also pretty sure that it wasn’t me after she talked to me for like 2 seconds #but man I absolutely would have done that #it was weird

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weirdglassthing · 4 days

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Don’t give a mouse a cookie but it’s don’t give an artist a canon detail about a character anyways torbeks favorite movie!!

Sorry for inactivity but I’ve got some FIRE things coming up 🫡

#yap time #Kremy also could’ve been Regina but two reasons I didn’t is cause I didn’t want to draw him and also frost as Regina is just funnier #this did NUMBERS on the discord jeez #I kind of love torbeks outfit in this actually #frosts heels are totally realistic dont fact check it just trust me would I lie to you (🐊)#me after making the most croppable watermark in the world #wtv #frost kind of ate this one I fear #morning FROST 💜#torbek doesn’t have his witchlight canisters for totally real reasons that aren’t just artist laziness I promise #my fucking legs #legends of avantris #once upon a witchlight #morning frost #torbek #gideon coal #gricko grimgrin #mean girls #don’t ask me who anyone else is I have no clue #LOOK at his fucking legs (they took me so long to figure out I hate this guy I’m hitting him with hammers.)

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ursamajori · 2 years

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god i love being SOOO obnoxious about my ocs everyone should be 50% more obnoxious about their ocs right neow

#starspeak #get obnoxious (oc tag)#ttrpgs #my campaigns #edit: everything after these tags are from the og post— they’re just kinda me ranting but i don’t wanna get rid of them #due to the fact that it adds how fucking funny it is that this post got popular and it was just. me rambeling #anyways.#->#literally guy who gave their character a whole birthday week and is celebrating him that whole week #like girl he’s fake……..just kidding cas is real To Me #this is fully positive there is NO self deprecation here i’m being dead serious #also i’m celebrating all week to hide the fact that this is the busiest week of the year at my work #and i’m already sick so it’s gonna be downhill from here 🥲#casboy’s gotta get me through it ok #not Sick sick i just don’t feel well. at least tmrw is my day off i probably need Rest #oops didn’t mean to rant a bit here but oh well. happy birthday week cas

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messiahzzz · 3 months

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it’s been almost a year now… is the bg3 fandom finally ready to talk about how gale’s “hubris” is the sole product of actively feeding his insecurities further and straight up denying him help & guidance when he was at his lowest and needed it most. it’s not one of his core traits and never was. he isn’t some closeted power hungry monster that is just waiting to be enabled. what he wants is admiration, recognition and acceptance. which is also what he sought from mystra before the orb disaster happened. he had no desire whatsoever to become a god himself or challenge her rule, he simply wanted to be seen as sufficient in her eyes (“to serve her better”). to be as equal as he could possibly be in a relationship with a literal deity. he has a deep passion for magic and knowledge that affects almost all areas of his life and enjoys the display thereof. he wants to be the smartest person in the room and enjoys when his work is recognized. he may be perceived as arrogant when it comes to his skill, but he IS NOT hubristic. it truly takes so little for him to be wholly content.

#this is such a fundamental misinterpretation of his character and really grinds my gears #i feel like we really gloss over the fact that he sees the crown as an alternative to NOT DYING #and not something he secretly wanted all along #an option to finally prove that he is ‘worthy enough’#either of himself or the person he’s with #whenever another post pops up talking about how astarion and gale are so similar another angel loses its wings #bg3 #astarion was always corrupt long before cazador happened. and even after he seeks power for safety and control #(and partly because of the fun of it)#meanwhile gale? my guy just wants to live. read books. eat good food and be a great wizard recognized for his hard work #gale dekarios #it speaks #neme rambles #i forgot to censor my tags but i’m on mobile so oops

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chloesimaginationthings · 9 months

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omg i love ur game william so much fwregvrfdrytwe5frde4r id let him stab me

I’m glad yall like him,,,,

#ask reply #the fact all of these were like instantly after I posted the comic #yall are so real for this #FR THO getting these comments always get me giddy #like yes yes they like the design I won #I’m actually so happy got a game William design now #yall can expect more William art in general 🙏🏾#I’d love to draw William and Raglan interacting that’ll be fun

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ricky-mortis · 4 months

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I heard that Corey Dorris sang Show Stopping Number at Innit- so I present: Corey!Hidgens

#super excited for yall who got to go to Innit- I heard it was a blast!#this was super fun #I’ve hardly ever drawn Corey so this was good practice #gotta draw more Corey characters fr #he’s such a legend #seriously what a man #have I ever mentioned that I’m a sucker for cast swaps?#they are my favorite #I have so many things written in my drawing ideas note that are just cast swaps #and lemme tell you I’m so excited to draw them #yall next week I’m going to be doing so much drawing #I’ve got exams this week but after that I’m free (until finals)#ok fun fact time #fun fact: sharks are older than trees #that one’s a little common but I think it’s pretty cool #ok that’s all have a great day!#corey dorris #professor hidgens #professor henry hidgens #henry hidgens #show stopping number #the guy who didn't like musicals #workin boys #cast swap #starkid innit #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #Starkid #team starkid #my art

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puppetmaster13u · 8 months

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Prompt 199

“Where the fuck are my legs?”

Danny wasn’t happy. It wasn’t funny! Usually he just had a ghost tail when flying really fast, like super speed, not all the time! It’s not funny Clockwork, you’re used to having a tail, he isn’t!

What do you mean it’s permanent?! He needs his legs! Clockwork!! He wouldn’t have agreed to the adoption if he knew he’d lose his legs!

…Okay, that was a lie, Clockwork was a great parent who encouraged his chaos and enjoyed screwing over assholes like the Observants. But still! He looks like some sort of snake person now! No he doesn’t want a nap, he’s not a baby!

Clockwork, why are you being quiet? He’s not a baby! He’s not a baby, right? What do you mean all ghosts are babies until they’re a hundred years dead!? But he’s a halfa- what do you mean it takes longer for Ancients?!

No he doesn’t want that nap, he’s having a midlife crisis here several years too early!

#Why Yes this is based off the fact that I can only draw ghost tails like they’re nagas lol #Danny Phantom #Prompts #Danny Fenton #Clockwork #Space Core Danny #He’s the baby ancient of space #Dad Clockwork #Danny despairs until CW tells him about this LOVELY loophole of him being his new parent #Nothing can stop Clockwork from coming to Amity to protect his lil ghostling after all #The ghost hunters and troublemaking ghosts are Concerned by the MOUNTAIN SIZED ghost #Oh hey it has similar hair and body structure to Phantom-#Oh shit!#Ghosts continue to grow with age and space #Clockwork can Technically be as long as infinity if he wants #Danny complainin to Johnny & Kitty: And then he said I’m baby! I’m not baby! We’re not baby right?#Johnny & Kitty who also count as ghostlings: Of course we’re not babies! The audacity!!#They deserve to be friends

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gracebethartacc · 2 months

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I’m not tagging this it’ll find its audience

#Chonny jash #<edit I’m adding Tag after the fact just for blog organization

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otaku553 · 1 year

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Haha

#yanqing #honkai star rail #hsr yanqing #my immediate fixation on ice wielding child genius characters in every media I consume strikes again #idk I just think he’s neat!! and so is his gender #he’s definitely overdesigned but I do enjoy the general shape of his clothes #like wow… baggy outer layer AND baggy inner layer #how come you get to have two baggy layers #still don’t know that much about him even after reading his character stories on the wiki #so I’m hoping that his quest writes him well #I suppose there’s some degree of like interesting contrast in the fact that he’s very young on a ship full of people who live very long live #but I feel like regardless they really don’t give him much of a personality besides his hyperfixation on swords and the general naivety and #inexperience from youth yknow what I mean #I just think it would be cool to see like why he’s so ambitious! was he railroaded into being a knight because of his talents? did he try #to be accepted as a knight? what kinds of expectations is he facing and what expectations does he place on himself as a result #I really hope he isn’t just there to be a simpler minded child character for jingyuan to take care of

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electrozeistyking · 6 months

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tomorrow

#by the way i’m not here. i just scheduled this to post today #probably won’t be back until some point after episode seven comes out.#so i’ll be off doing something Personal Related until then! for now enjoy this tasty piece because that sure is angst #murder drones #murder drones n #n murder drones #serial designation n #tw eye contact #tw eyestrain #potentially???#also yeah no. this piece is literally named ‘tomorrow’#yes i was listening to guilty by al bowlly while i drew this. did the fact this piece uses lyrics from it make it obvious or #haha i’m scared actually #zeisty’s heavy hitters

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blossoms-phan · 1 month

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many people are afraid to be real lovers. dan and phil are not

#trying to decide whether I should elaborate or not #yes they’re friends soulmates turtles ranch everlasting pieces of furniture #but they are also lovers #they love each other #and that is real and it is beautiful how they’ve come to accept that they can unashamedly and openly love each other #it’s like when people say we don’t think of their content as couples content #bc they call themselves a couple of besties for the beautiful thing called the bit #but. they are a couple fr #if you asked me years ago I would think it’s so cringe to spend all your time with one person and be attached at the hip with them #but love can be so beautiful. i desire love and companionship #there’s nothing wrong with that and dnp have shown me how safe and comfortable and loving a relationship can be #not to be parasocial but sometimes I spiral thinking about the fact that I’m a normal person and will never be one half of a duo #living out their fun rich silly happy dream lives together after 15 years together #but like I’m a normal person. that will never happen #and that’s okay because love exists in other forms #this world is full of beautiful love stories #theirs just happens to be one that has been at the forefront of my mind for a decade #sorry for being weird!#yapping in the tags #dnp #dan and phil #phan #my thots

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justaz · 9 months

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merlin who grew up in a small village and only having one (1) friend growing up (will) and them two being thick as thieves and not making friends with anyone else so they have like no boundaries and they eventually begin to court without really knowing what they’re doing but just knowing that they’re super close and care for each other deeply but not being able to put a name to what they are. which in turn leads to merlin growing up thinking that like spending 24/7 together, holding hands everywhere you go, staring into each others eyes and at each others lips, cuddling at night even when it’s boiling hot, and kissing is normal in platonic friendships which leads to a LOT of misunderstandings and miscommunication when he gets to camelot.