#advice needed pls

[megumismyhusband]

i’m NEVER going through his following again. what is this like bro u are not a nonchalant baddie stop it. this guy thinks he’s cool or smth (yet i cant stop talking about him) urhejwkwlska OMG AND THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE AHEHEHEH 😛 guys im like to his shoulder help what is this he prolly thinks im weird oml…someone teach me how to be nonchalant like i think i talk too much👾👾 ASHEKWLSLEJWOI HIS DIMPLES HELLO OMG HIS SMILE IS SO CUTE I COULD DIE LIKE STOPTKFORE.

i need advice guys

@kaidostwin don’t kill me i could report you for doing various things to me 😣

[pooks]

Charlie: How about some friendly brotherly advice? Percy: I don't need your advice. Charlie: *inhales and tries to not explode* How about some unfriendly brotherly advice?! Percy: *unimpressed* Try me.

[storybookprincess]

this might sound painfully obvious, but the key to not wasting all your money on takeout is keeping food in your house that you like & is easy to prepare

to me, the two big draws of ordering takeout during the week are 1. it tastes good. and 2. it is very low effort. especially as someone who lives with a chronic illness, all of the good intentions to cook a healthy meal every evening are pretty meaningless when i come home exhausted or in pain. and it's an exercise in futility to keep attempting that & then getting frustrated with myself when i fail. eating at home needs to be both easy and appealing, or it's simply not going to happen. and i'm going to order takeout

for me, this boils down into two main practices. first, when i'm feeling up for it, i like to batch cook on the weekends. i make a big serving of something that will keep well in the fridge for several days, and then just reheat it in the evenings. and when i'm not well enough to cook, it means ensuring that i have pre-prepared food on hand that requires no effort beyond sticking it in the oven

the key to success with this method is the following: the food needs to be something i will genuinely enjoy eating. sure, it probably won't be quite as good as a meal made by a professional in a restaurant, but it does have to be tasty & satisfying. again, the first appeal of takeout is simply that it tastes good

and most important of all, we CANNOT let perfect be the enemy of good. "but liv! are you really just telling me to keep a package of dumplings in my freezer to eat during the week? is that really healthy or cost effective?" well, if your options are the frozen dumplings or takeout, then comparatively, yeah, it is probably healthier or cheaper or both. we don't live in an ideal world. we live in this one. and we need to work within the parameters of the real world rather than aspiring for an ultimately unreachable ideal and then getting mad at ourselves when we fail.

tl;dr: to stop overspending on takeout, keep food on hand that you want to eat and requires minimal effort to prepare. that's it. and don't let imaginary rules and standards sabotage you along the way.

[more-profound-bond]

I've always seen fics where Joe was giving great and sensible love advice to Reki

But like...

Joe would give an absolutely SHITTY love advice!

He's been in love with his best friend since high school and he never made a freakin' move and just chose to believe that Kaoru loved Adam, so he stepped aside!!!

This dude has NO RIGHT in hell to be able to give a sound advice to a teenager in love LMAO

[katballesteros]

Sachi

Commissioned by @inusmasha for @mustardyellowsunshine

Enjoy, Robin! :)

[madqueen25]

My mom just threw a tantrum bc I showed her what executive order trumpfuck issued today. Fact checked shit.

She starts screaming she is going to bed to get some peace and quiet. Yelling about how I made my point and it is my fault for trying to talk to her about something I’m passionate about- you know basic human rights. That she is tired of me shoving education videos and alternate points of view “sticking it in her face.”

She wants to say she is republican, but she never wants to talk about why- she just knows that democrats are “against the working man”

Oh, and she doesn’t think anybody should be killed- even tho that fucking billionaire killed millions. And Luigi killed one.

I’m so fucking tired. Any advice, my deranged heathens?

[gullivertravelstowonderland]

Y'know what? I wanna see more disability representation in g/t, but I espescially wanna see g/t disability aid services!

Tinies volunteering to do small tasks for humans with fine motor difficulties!

Minigiants acting as mobility aids!

Seeing-eye tinies and giant sign interpreters!

A human accidentally starting an assisted living service for tinies after helping a few struggling borrowers!

EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SIZESHIFTERS!

SIZESHIFTERS WITH SUPPORT HUMANS!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

[nymph0puppp]

sorry this isn’t the normal horny stuff, well i guess it is but anyway:

i just came by myself for the first time, WITHOUT wrapping my legs around my vibrator, AND fucking myself with a dildo!!!!

i usually get too in my head to cum when i use a dildo (other than just humping a blanket with it in me)

ANYWAY i have a question

the way i got to the end was by degrading myself, because im alone so obviously no one’s here to do it, BUT!

is that like a normal thing? do people say what they want to be said to them when they’re masturbating? because up until this point i’ve been saying what i would say and it hasn’t worked

so do people normally say what they’d like someone else to say to them? or am i just being silly?

any help or tips are appreciated 🫶

(i wrote this seconds after cumming so sorry if it doesn’t make sense!)

[agent-44mc]

I need a seasoned author/writer to help me figure out some things with my book

I love the concept and I’ve got it all planned out so far but something about it doesn’t seem right + crucial plot points are making me frustrated because I don’t know how my characters are suppressed to actually figure out the mystery. I’ve put it off for too long and it’s time to get some help instead of being a sigma lone wolf or whatever.

it’d be super cool if you’d do it out of the goodness of your heart bc im broke and I need an advisor :’)

[stars-in-eyesss]

genuinely so tired of my constant mood swings. i dont think these are the normal teenage moodswings, I lit want to die and then suddenly feel so happy and grateful, like everything in life is perfect and "im so lucky" and super happy, then back to feeling empty. wtf. does anyone know how to help 😷😷

[shesaidhello-hello]

guys a bit of drama to forget abt twitter

my ex posted her wrapped and know who have the 1975 on her top 5? i made her a fan thats so funny

[lol6sposts]

Hey, guys. I need help!

I'm writing a fic, but I'm stuck at a part where I need the f1 car to have a problem so my two characters can be hired as engineer and mechanic. What car problem can I create??

[brb-on-a-quest]

I had a thought last night, and even though the only canon bat source I've had is WFA, and I've only *just* started getting into fanfic, so characterizations may not be accurate/have been done before, but IDK. I need this to exist out there.

Timothy Drake-Wayne writes fics sometimes.

It started off with the necessity of creating so many fake IDs. One thing led to another and Tim was coming up with backstories for all the Johns, Marys, and Joes that he invented while doing his Gotham digital surveillance. After all, he was trying to make these people's fake IDs look as real as possible, which meant more than just a name on a couple of sheets of paper.

It means creating a fake digital footprint. For each one.

So, on the rare occasions when things are calmer, and he's not immediately needed, he sits on his computer and types out head cannons for each of the OCs he has created. He spends a lot of time doing research on different cultures, neurodivergencies, physical abilities, and backgrounds to try and 1) paint accurate pictures and 2) learn. He hides the world building tidbits in a secret folder that he's taken so many measures to hide from Oracle (she already knows, but she doesn't actively look after finally figuring out what the folder of names, complete with physical descriptions, life stories, and preferences is out of respect for Timothy). (Also, all this writing knowledge actually comes in handy for crime-solving things, but he doesn't fully realize it at the time).

Tim even went as far as to make social media accounts for some of his favorites and posts bits and pieces of the head cannons to make them, again, seem like real people. Just in case. As a precaution. You never know.

Jason finds out somehow, in a freak accident and collision of siblings that so often happens. Tim is sweating bullets, trying to steel himself for the endless teasing. He is fully prepared to delete every single file that's in that folder and deny that it ever exists for all eternity.

Except Jason doesn't. Jason's too much of a literary nerd (granted, he prefers more classic literature than social media fics, but this is another thing he can connect with his little brother on- he's *excited*) to tease Tim about the writing. He kind of persuades Tim to take more time for his hobby because Tim has some markings of talent in his very specific creative niche. Tim may have also convinced Jason to try it exactly once, to create a fake Twitter profile for Mr. Darcy and create shitposts from his point of view. He has a great time with it once, and then he moves on (but sometimes he creates other accounts for other characters that Tim doesn't know about).

They make a pact between the two of them not to tell the others; they'd ask too many questions and make it less fun.

But every once in a while, Tim would walk into Jason's place to crash for a bit, steal all of his Red Bull, update Jason on his writing projects, and get writing advice.

[numbpill]

hi guys sorry to have to beg again but my teeth have been giving me major issues lately and yesterday my face started swelling up and i had to go to the dreaded ER (rip) it turns out to be an abscess and i need some work done otherwise it will just keep coming back

it’s so painful i can’t even explain guys

i’m so sorry to ask again but i genuinely need some help it’s a 60$ upfront cost for the visit

send to 828 266 8648 on apple pay if possible if not reblogging helps a lot !!!

thanks so much for reading i appreciate you <3

[crypticsesh]

Sooo I don't know if this will work. But I'm looking for some advice and/or suggestions from anyone really.

I'm in Florida. South Florida. Last year the last hurricane we had damaged our roof. FEMA said because our house was still liveable that they would provide a tarp and nothing else.

Our homeowners insurance won't even come inspect the roof for anything less then 4k and as I'm the only one working in my house, we simply don't have that to pay for an inspection.

As a short backstory - I live with my disabled mother who I help take care of. I'm also disabled, but I'm not as bad as my mother. So I'm still pushing through my chronic pain so we have something coming in. It's so hard and takes every ounce of willpower I have. But I'm trying to make sure she's comfortable and taken care of.

I don't know where to even start looking for assistance. I need some suggestions.

Where do I look when our insurance deductible is too outrageously high and FEMA just stopped caring.

Our septic was damaged as well, but we've been finding ways to keep it going. Because that's a hell of another expense.

Any advice, suggestions, anything would be greatly appreciated. I would be in your debt.

Please. I need help.

If you can share this I would be eternally grateful 🫶

[kindred-spirit-93]

le trojan trio

behold designs for cassandra my queen <3 twinktron 5000 & hector

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bonus cass bc her brothers took too much room lol

i love her shes my favourite.

also forgor to add that cass has dimples, hector freckles, and paris both :3