#adult toys shopping

[bellaponygirl13]

My collection/ collector room

[luminarai]

To be loved is to be changed. ♥️

Happy 3 year gotcha-versary to Mim!

[healingpuppys]

toy bonnie (fnaf2) stimboard w/ soft blue themes nd stars? and pacis. thank u!!!

here ya go!!

agere toy bonnie stimboard

cinna paci and paci gif made by us! please credit us or our shop @babybluebunco if you use!

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☆ Requests: Open ☆

[cottagecuddlez]

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[loubella77]

This rose suction + vibe toy gets me DRIPPING!

Vid of me using the rose

$3 (put “🌹” + ur tumblr @ for your note)

Vid of me showing off my excessive juices

$2 (put “💦” + ur tumblr @ for your note)

BOTH!! + 2 bonus nudes!!!

$5! (Put 🌹💦 + ur tumblr @ for your note)

[samwiselastname]

I bought something that came smashed by USPS a month ago and I am now on contact method number five trying to be acknowledged by the seller. I feel like a terrible person but I should have bought this shit through etsy instead of their direct storefront so I could have a moneygrubbing mediator

[streets-in-paradise]

I feel Andy is the kind of person who doesn't seek to interact with children, but they go to him spontaneously.

Like, he has no idea of how to talk with a kid, but they like him and he has no explanation for that.

And then Kyle mocks him like " You are good with children! " and he is like ". No i'm not! They just follow me and tell me stuff I never asked and try to invite me into their games."

[funk7-m4x]

How cringe would it be for a 21 year old man to play with littlest pet shops

Asking for a friend

[cyborgsurprise]

Obviously we all chewed on the spider carcass the orthon uses for his displaced beast and I just want to know where we learned to detect succubus spittle. I don’t feel like this is too much to ask.

[scantilycladx]

Ooh la-la.! Just when you thought you couldn't have any more fun! This beautiful, sleek, sensually designed butt plug, will give you all the sensations you've been dying for. The Gender X Rockin Metal Anal Plug XL is for those serious, anal artist. Only at scantilyclad.co.uk

[robertsbarbie]

today was my brother’s birthday and him and i were hanging out before birthday festivities and we were talking about how our mother still treats him like a child (this man is fully married owns a house 27 okay) and always gets him toys or childish decorations obviously can’t talk about it around her so we were just discussing before okay we’re at dinner and my mother point blank says “i just like to still treat him like a child” unprompted and my sister (who was not in the earlier convo) was IMMEDIATELY like “that’s weird” and my mother was so hurt and annoyed by that and it’s like! it goes far beyond “you’ll always be my kid mentality” when you are buying literal toys for an adult man and refuse to see how unhinged what you’re doing actually is

[teeth--king]

I'm falling down a rabbit hole, I got a random post reccomended about calico critters otters and now I'm looking at a ton of them and ;w;, they're all too cute. I hate that I want to get a little family for my desk.

[plumbogs]

You're both in aspirational failure because you just had a baby despite fearing it. I don't think another one would fix it, but what do I know? They also only had One simoleon to their name this morning because they spent every last penny on a crib.

yippee :)

[ya-gurl-emily]

order 86 Ratchet online to complete my tfp autobot cast*

shows up 2 weeks later, defective copy

have to mail it back (need a new box cause i don't have the actual one) wait for that to go through, then order him again from bbts at higher price

have to wait another month cause they hate shipping to ireland

[sexypharmacyproducts]

COUPLE SUPPLIES TOY LEG STRAP

Product information:

Material: leather metal, etc Color: black Function and purpose: increase interest Specification: black leg strap

Packing list:

Leg strap * 1

Product : COUPLE SUPPLIES TOY LEG STRAP

[subject-2-change]

Me, washing the thick display balloons in the sink: "I am determined to get these looking good as new."

I'm scrubbing them in the sink like a washtub. The texture is very slippy and I splash water on myself

My boss: "bet that feels a bit like washing latex clothes or something."

Me: "no, not at all. I'd never wash latex clothes like this."

Boss: "..."

Me: "..."

I'm realizing my boss never actually saw my resume.