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I should not have to say this but if you are in a store (especially a large American warehouse style store) and need assistance, the best thing to do is find an employee and/or look around for a help button (most locked items will have one of these nearby!). Please do not just stand somewhere in the store and say “hello. Hello! HELLO!!” in increasingly loud volumes. What the fuck
#obviously if you are stuck somewhere feel free to call out but never in my life have i encountered a situation where someone is stuck#it is always able-bodies adults doing this too like who raised you!!!!!#yeah it would be nice if there was someone manning ever counter at all times but no corportation’s going to pay us to stand around doing#nothing you know? even the cashiers have to multitask packing online orders#retail#customer service#someone did this today and i was halfway across the store being like ‘where is that coming from???’#literally please. why. use your feet#also if you use a call button please be prepared to wait a moment 😭 we can’t teleport 😭
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you think your life is hard try being an adult sonic fan who wants cool sonic shirts and also prefers modern sonic over classic sonic
#when it comes to sonic shirts for adults and teens its all classic sonic and nobody else. if you can find anything at all that is#but kids getmostly modern sonic shirts and they also get stuff with other characters on them too not just sonic#went to a couple stores today and saw so many modern sonic and movie sonic shirts while walking past kids clothing sections. SAD !#like i know sonic is a kids franchise it makes sense that a lot of the merch is targeted to kids but STILLLL this isnt fairrr </3#well this is what its like in person anyway. i know theres more options online i have some modern sonic shirts + shirts of other characters#that came from online stores but theyre usually more expensive than just buying a shirt in person
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How dare they rearrange everything in Lidl since I was last here less than a week ago. Where the fuck is everything?
#adulting#im in lidl so much i should have a tag just for her 🙄#i hate the way shops are organised as is it always seems like they use the stupidest system possible#but then to rearrange that stupid system?? wheres my soy sauce now!?#i am once again doing grocery shopping#was supposed to pick up some skincare things but first store doesnt sell my face cream in store and#the second was selling the product cheaper when you buy it from them online so i got neither#i did pick up the handblender set lidl has been selling though i finally caved fck having my moisturiser when i can blend sht i guess
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this world is so sad all i want is beta . and yet . so much work
#hiiiiii online besties ❤️#next week i have the 2nd highest hours in the store (excluding like . management people)#and the week after. i’m working the most hours 🫶… more than all my adult coworkers 🫶………#well over the amount the company says i’m ‘supposed’ to be working……… ❤️👍#i ask my manager hiiii can you please not schedule me for the longest shifts known to man and she goes omg okay !!!#and then has me cover shifts for supervisors…….. peace and love on planet earth#IT LITERALLY MAKES NO SENSE TOO#BECAUSE#i got hired at the exact same time as someone else and no one has been hired since so we’re the two newest hires#AND SHE IS A ADULT.#OF ALL THE PEOPLE IN THIS DAMNED STORE. WHY ME ?
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off-the-rack clothing sizes make me want to bite someone
#personal#WHY DO SO MANY BRANDS NOT SELL MENS XS SHIRTS#like. yes im a tiny dude i realize that#but im not exactly an outlier! if i went to a busy mall and people-watched for a bit id for sure see other guys my size#brands will put XS on their fucking size charts and then NOT MAKE ANY CLOTHES IN THAT SIZE#i shop in kids sizes sometimes to compensate but the problem is theres often not a good selection#OR the kids sizes wont go up big enough!!#and ill be right in the horrible void between standard size ranges#where do the teen boys shop. i dont believe that they all grow so fast they skip right into adult sizes#see: all those other small guys at the mall#actually what im pissed off about today is sewing patterns because THEYRE THE SAME#was looking online in preparation for a fabric store trip#like. i will be able to find something. but it might have to be a pdf pattern and im pissed off about it
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Really feeling the height dysphoria tonight y'all... :))))))
#seriously there is only one grown adult man in the world alive who i know is shorter than me#most children are taller than me an adult dude of 24 fuckin years old#i can only buy children's shoes and often online because they dont really sell those in stores#i am swimming if i get an adult medium shirt and pants are always far too long for me because 30in is way too much#working anywhere is so hard because all equipment abd surfaces are far too high up for me#and then the job refuses to buy a stool or ladder tall enough to accommodate me#my father renovated the kitchen around 2 years ago and raised everything in height#the counters are now up to my neck and the cabinets are entirely unreachable but for all other folks theyre fine#even with a stool i cant reach beyond the front of the second shelf for anything#i cant even sit down in chairs unless they are table chairs and not restaurant or bar stool height#if they are i just straight up fall over trying to sit in them or the chair falls down or both#if im going to a seated event i have to research the venue first to be sure they have tiered seating and its tiered enough#otherwise i wont see anything because the person in front of me regardless of age is always far taller#the entire world already is run by folks who are against trans people like me and who dont accommodate me#doctors dont accommodate my chrochic conditions and pain at all and never have so i just suffer#and the entirety of every place house and establishment is specifically built for people above my height by tons#so i basically live in a world that wasnt made for someone like me and i just already feel like i dont belong here#and this lack of accommodation just makes it worse
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at 33 years old I still instinctively want all of my purchases to have a toy in them, and the good news is that my definition of 'toy' has expanded significantly, but the bad news is that I just bought a bunch of stuff for the kitchen but I don't immediately have any reason or excuse to play with any of it
#local grocery store has cut back SIGNIFICANTLY on middle eastern foods#so I had to resupply everything to make shawarma and the salad we like with it online#and I also got new chopsticks and some cooking chopsticks just to try#which is all well and good but now I'm looking at this pile of stuff going 'I need to stir fry something right now. or. make hummus??'#the tahini was for salad dressing... I don't have any chickpeas oTL#adult brain: here are some kitchen tools and cooking ingredients we need for pragmatic reasons#instinctive creature brain: PLAY? IS FOR PLAY???#about me
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I have today off. Worked six days, and yesterday was actually a... *does quick calculation* 11? hour day.
Today is off to compensate for that, and it still leaves me 3 extra hours to flex somewhere. 1 will definitely be Friday, so I can leave at 3, but the other 2...? Hmm. Maybe I’ll sleep in on Thursday. lol
Anyway, I’m taking care of a few adult responsibilities re: my apartment. Figured out the rent thing, gave myself a little anxiety attack over my bank account balance would be after it came out before recalling I get paid tomorrow, so while it’ll suck it won’t be so bad as I almost panicked about.
Bailey woke me up this morning to feed him, and then later came and woke me up by PATTING MY EYELID WITH HIS PAW, claws juuuuust barely extended (enough to feel, not enough to hurt) so I would come out and open the fucking patio door for him to enjoy the morning fresh air and the birds lol.
At that point, I just stayed up. Lazed around. Made coffee. Got dressed. Then did some of the adulting stuff. I have one or two more to do, but it’s not even noon, so I feel very good about today. Might go visit my dad later tonight, since I need to give my mom some lemons a coworker gave us, and he’ll be home alone today while she’s at work. I can pick up some more of my stuff from the house, too.
Might gather up my DVDs so I can put them on the bookcase I got, see how much room’s left. Or bring stuff from the bookcase at home and see what I can find places for around the apartment now, and mentally calculate just how much more shelving I’m gonna need. (Should I get more shelving first, or the litter box furniture thing? Or maybe not get that at all and just get the fancy self-cleaning covered litter box? Hmmmm....)
#Jules rambles#Jules adults#Apartment Adventures#Also I wanna reupholster the dining chairs and one of my staff showed me this fabric website and I'm doomed lmao#Think I'm gonna need 3 - maybe 3.5 to be safe - yards of fabric so. oof. Might check the localish fabric store first to see if they have#any sales going on for that first before I buy the very cool but expensive fabric online
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I can't be the only one who chooses ACNH design codes based on a panicked "would I still like these codes and be willing to commit to them forever once the servers go down?" way
#I miss so badly the ACNL store patterns feature for patterns you weren't currently using#e.g. seasonal variants#so you can store away winter stuff for example then swap them out when needed#no such feature in ACNH so eventually you're gonna need your codes to look good all year round#because one day the servers will shut down and because the ACNH design code system is all fully online#well. good luck. have fun with that#you're either stuck with what you have or you'll have to manually create them yourself each turn of the season#......I really need to stop catastrophising literally every area of my life huh#this is also why I struggle to commit to buying online based games as an adult tbh#mine#acnh#gaming
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It never ceases to amaze me how much peoples pour colours can differ 😍 what colours are you going to choose ????
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I want a LOT more support for the body neutrality movement over body positivity at this point because in my eyes body pos gave us midsize people reassuring one another that they weren’t fat and barely-chubby models donning padding and shapewear to create the Perfectly Sexy Hourglass fatty so we could have unrealistic standards just the same as everyone else.
#this post brought to you by the dawning horror that is the resurgence of thin-is-in heroin chic#and the corollary reminder that we were only briefly a fashionable body type bc we were one component of the skinnythick trend#companies who previously loudly shouted their affirmations for plus size bodies once again moving that stock to online-only#they want our money but they dont want our unfashionable bodies in the store#perhaps this will change when our bodies are briefly considered on trend once more#I don't think like. I don't think people who can find their clothes in a brick and mortar quite understand what its meant to be plus size#always seeing your size as 'online only'#needing to pay shipping just to TRY CLOTHES ON#often finding that the fit is either a straight size simply made bigger#or so curve-emphasizing that it's difficult to wear for work#this is why despite all of its bullshit i continue to shop at torrid#the ability to try things on in store and see fashionable work appropriate clothes for an adult plus size person is...unparalleled#temeritiveRaconteur#fatphobia
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