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scantilycladx · 1 year ago
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fantasiavii · 4 months ago
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I should not have to say this but if you are in a store (especially a large American warehouse style store) and need assistance, the best thing to do is find an employee and/or look around for a help button (most locked items will have one of these nearby!). Please do not just stand somewhere in the store and say “hello. Hello! HELLO!!” in increasingly loud volumes. What the fuck
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cashflow6130 · 2 months ago
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sonknuxadow · 2 years ago
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you think your life is hard try being an adult sonic fan who wants cool sonic shirts and also prefers modern sonic over classic sonic
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nerdie-faerie · 1 year ago
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How dare they rearrange everything in Lidl since I was last here less than a week ago. Where the fuck is everything?
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irlnikeiyomiuri · 9 months ago
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this world is so sad all i want is beta . and yet . so much work
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unnonexistence · 8 months ago
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off-the-rack clothing sizes make me want to bite someone
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funtasia-theadultshop · 8 months ago
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dwarf-vader-of-middle-earth · 8 months ago
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Really feeling the height dysphoria tonight y'all... :))))))
#seriously there is only one grown adult man in the world alive who i know is shorter than me#most children are taller than me an adult dude of 24 fuckin years old#i can only buy children's shoes and often online because they dont really sell those in stores#i am swimming if i get an adult medium shirt and pants are always far too long for me because 30in is way too much#working anywhere is so hard because all equipment abd surfaces are far too high up for me#and then the job refuses to buy a stool or ladder tall enough to accommodate me#my father renovated the kitchen around 2 years ago and raised everything in height#the counters are now up to my neck and the cabinets are entirely unreachable but for all other folks theyre fine#even with a stool i cant reach beyond the front of the second shelf for anything#i cant even sit down in chairs unless they are table chairs and not restaurant or bar stool height#if they are i just straight up fall over trying to sit in them or the chair falls down or both#if im going to a seated event i have to research the venue first to be sure they have tiered seating and its tiered enough#otherwise i wont see anything because the person in front of me regardless of age is always far taller#the entire world already is run by folks who are against trans people like me and who dont accommodate me#doctors dont accommodate my chrochic conditions and pain at all and never have so i just suffer#and the entirety of every place house and establishment is specifically built for people above my height by tons#so i basically live in a world that wasnt made for someone like me and i just already feel like i dont belong here#and this lack of accommodation just makes it worse
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blujayonthewing · 1 year ago
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at 33 years old I still instinctively want all of my purchases to have a toy in them, and the good news is that my definition of 'toy' has expanded significantly, but the bad news is that I just bought a bunch of stuff for the kitchen but I don't immediately have any reason or excuse to play with any of it
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scantilycladx · 9 months ago
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Thank you to everyone who got me to 100 likes!
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pleasurelandshop · 1 year ago
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marvelingjules · 2 years ago
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I have today off. Worked six days, and yesterday was actually a... *does quick calculation* 11? hour day.
Today is off to compensate for that, and it still leaves me 3 extra hours to flex somewhere. 1 will definitely be Friday, so I can leave at 3, but the other 2...? Hmm. Maybe I’ll sleep in on Thursday. lol
Anyway, I’m taking care of a few adult responsibilities re: my apartment. Figured out the rent thing, gave myself a little anxiety attack over my bank account balance would be after it came out before recalling I get paid tomorrow, so while it’ll suck it won’t be so bad as I almost panicked about.
Bailey woke me up this morning to feed him, and then later came and woke me up by PATTING MY EYELID WITH HIS PAW, claws juuuuust barely extended (enough to feel, not enough to hurt) so I would come out and open the fucking patio door for him to enjoy the morning fresh air and the birds lol.
At that point, I just stayed up. Lazed around. Made coffee. Got dressed. Then did some of the adulting stuff. I have one or two more to do, but it’s not even noon, so I feel very good about today. Might go visit my dad later tonight, since I need to give my mom some lemons a coworker gave us, and he’ll be home alone today while she’s at work. I can pick up some more of my stuff from the house, too.
Might gather up my DVDs so I can put them on the bookcase I got, see how much room’s left. Or bring stuff from the bookcase at home and see what I can find places for around the apartment now, and mentally calculate just how much more shelving I’m gonna need. (Should I get more shelving first, or the litter box furniture thing? Or maybe not get that at all and just get the fancy self-cleaning covered litter box? Hmmmm....)
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armand-dearest · 2 years ago
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I can't be the only one who chooses ACNH design codes based on a panicked "would I still like these codes and be willing to commit to them forever once the servers go down?" way
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faux-phallus · 1 year ago
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It never ceases to amaze me how much peoples pour colours can differ 😍 what colours are you going to choose ????
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shoutyourporpoise · 2 years ago
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I want a LOT more support for the body neutrality movement over body positivity at this point because in my eyes body pos gave us midsize people reassuring one another that they weren’t fat and barely-chubby models donning padding and shapewear to create the Perfectly Sexy Hourglass fatty so we could have unrealistic standards just the same as everyone else.
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