#adrien is a dick

[mind0zone]

Imagine Adrien as Bruce Wayne’s son, and no one would’ve guest cause he favors his mum so well. So you just have this blonde sunshine among a bunch a raven headed emo’s and Dick. Then there’s just Damian going around like “please excuse my brother, he has a genetic disease called Blonde.” Like Damian loves Adrien….but he’s so damn Blonde it puts Steph to shame.

Then the if Marinette shows up the entire Batfam just thanks the heavens cause at least she’s here to make sure he doesn’t get himself killed

[littlefankingdom]

I don't remember if the original line is the same, but in the French version of Arkham Knight, when Dick tells Bruce "I had forgotten how great we fight together", Bruce answers "It's because I only work with the best". And, I'm sorry, this is so fucking cute. Bruce is telling his kid that he is one the best (also implying that all his kids are "the best"), he is telling him that they work great together because Dick is great. He is a proud dad. (And the va is making him sound like a proud dad)

"I work alone" < "I only work with the best (my kids, which are better than you)"

Also, Dick immediately taking it as Bruce trying to butter him up, and saying "I'm not coming back home, I love my new job and independence from your controlling ass".

[magnusraydar]

I've been reading a lot of Batfam crossovers and I really enjoy them! Danny Phantom, Spider-Man and Miraculous Ladybug.

Right now, I'm reading miraculous Ladybug because I have younger family members, and they love that shit. However, I've noticed that with fics that the main character would usually be Marinette.

And I was like, "????" Because one person fit better, and to me, that's Adrien. Kids got so much trauma that he'd fit right in!

Imagine Adrien telling the batfam that he was a sentimonster. That his father used rings to control everything you do. Imagine him telling them that his father was practically severely abusive and neglectful to the point he'd thought some of those things were normal.

Imagine him just randomly acting like a cat due to the miraculous side effects. I love him just having a lot of cat features to the point that he's considered a cat meta.

Imagine him mentioning Chat Noir stuff. But casually, to hide his identity.

Adrien: Dying wasn't too bad.

Batfam, concerned: You’ve died before?

Adrien: yeah atleast *counting how many times he could remember* 5 times... probably more

Batfam: w h a t

Like I'd love Adrien to be in the Batfam instead of Marinette, don't get me wrong, I love her, but imagine.

Tim trains Chat Noir in the Bo-staff, Catwoman teaches him how to be sneaky (he becomes her favorite). Dick and him make puns every battle. Damian uses him to attract as many cats as possible.

Duke is no longer the only meta style teen, Jason has another member who has a more destructive way of dealing with things.

Cass has a new member to bond with, terrible fathers who cared but not in a good way. Steph sees another goofy member who knows how to lighten up. Bruce sees a boy young and innocent but has still seen too much. Like every child he's come across.

Give me more Adrien in Gotham fics. He's literally perfect for the Batfam. If anything, Marinette should go to Superfam. She's the day to Chat Noirs night like how Superman is the day to Batmans night.

Very, very long rant. I like Adrien, I need him to have an actual father figure who won't completely fuck him up.

Anyways... I'm actually begging for a fic to be made... someone spread this to someone because I know this app won't spread this to the people I need 😭

[itriedwritingandhereiam]

Marinette: -yeah so I was pouring the milk but just as I was about to grab the cereal, the entire box flipper over and it was  mess.

Everybody: *stares in horror

Marinette: What

Adrien: Marinette, light of my life, my other half. The cereal goes first.

Dick: *nods

Marinette: : 0

Marinette: No?

Dick: *shakes head

Damian: Disown her. Dishonor on her.  On her family for raising her so poorly. And on everyone who tolerates her atrocious behaviour

Marinette: But-

Tim: *puts a finger to her lips.

Tim: It's time to go reevaluate your life choices. I suggest a nice rooftop. Gotham has many to choose from

Marinette:  It's just cereal.

Dick: *gasps

Dick: I don't claim any relation to you whatsoever. I've never felt so personally attacked in all my years. Why you-

Tim: *covers Dick's mouth

[asukiess]

the whiteness of the whale (collab with @bittersweetresilience)

[ghostdoodlen]

Stickers I made somewhere back in February? For a sticker competition in discord.

Just found out they became stickers like two hrs ago

You can imagine my excitement

Unfortunately they had to be 320x320 pixels :P

But I still like them.

[salmonight]

Character/ship specific playlist catalogue

(my own shit obviously)

Dick Grayson:

Tim Drake:

Billy Batson:

Skull de Mort:

Jason Todd:

Marinette Dupain-Cheng:

Adrien Agreste:

Kuroba Kaito:

Darry (Draco Malfoy x Harry Potter):

Leoklein (Leonard Mitchell x Klein Moretti):

[staab]

I lost motivation very quickly…

[somereaderinblue]

Talon!Adrien AU

Another common Maribat trope I see is Marinette having ties to the League of Assassins, have it be biologically or through marriage.

Thus, I raise you this Adribat prompt: AU where Emelie & Gabriel are members of the Court of Owls. Wanting to gain more influence, they offer Adrien away as a Talon.

When Nightwing ventures to Paris to ensure the last of the Court was disbanded, the last thing he expected to find was a blonde kid with black veins & glowing green eyes camping in the catacombs.

Dick, holding Adrien like a stray kitten: Can we keep im'? I promise he doesn't bite.

LB: YES HE DOES.

[mochinek0]

Daminette Multi-chapter MASTERLIST

SECOND CHANCE

1 2 3 4  B1 B2 B3 B4

BIO!DAD MARINETTE KENT

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THERE’S ALWAYS TWO SIDES

1 2 3

BIG BROTHER TO THE RESCUE

1 2 3

AGRESTE-WAYNE?

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20

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[ladyofthenoodle]

ironic that the kindest thing gabriel did for adrien was to sacrifice himself rather than die by adrien’s cataclysm, and he not only doesn't know he did that but he also would not have done so on purpose

[ebony-hawthorne]

Tell me, what do you think of fans who thought making the rich kids sentimonsters was a good way to teach little kids about abuse or in-vitro fertilization or something like that?

I hated the theory from the fget go when i watched it originally, and that was before i was aware of the pretense of child abuse. It was dumb, didn't make any logical sense,and hurt everyone directly and indirectly involved. It demeans what victims of child abuse went through, its a sloppy reasoning for emilie dying, it states that the people who are alredy treated like they aren't human actually aren't which like wtf, go suck a dick, it hurts people who can't become pregnant, or miscarried, and also it complwtely ignores adoption as a viable option. It enables gabes controllong nature, and its just the worst. I hate it, i hate that its canon, its the worse theory, i hate it. Whayever social commentary they were trying to get across fell flat on its face, and i am pretending that it dosen't exist.

It enables negative societal visio s of perfection, enables marinettes vision of adriens perfection, and it isn't viable of make sense with the swiss cheese canon

Thats my opinion anyways,thanks for asking!

[superhero-smackdown]

[kleenex-tissues]

Yours Truly (21)

Read on AO3 here

Ch. 21 - Stop the Clock

“Do you Parisian heroes make a habit of getting impaled, or is that just you?”

Marinette wanted to go back to sleep, but a burning pain in her leg and throat kept her mind from drifting off. She almost hadn’t heard the sly remark above her because of it. Almost. Most of her nervous system was currently failing her, but she managed to groan out, “No’ usually, bu’ firs’ for every’fing.”

She was met with a chuckle, and she tried smiling back. She wasn’t sure if she succeeded. Her eyes fluttered open to a blurry world, a black and blue blob staring down at her, and she wondered if this was a pain-induced hallucination. At least the voice speaking to her was nice. Maybe it was an angel?

“Ladybug, I’m so glad you’re okay!”

Adrien?  No, probably Chat Noir. Not that that distinction mattered anymore. It had only been a matter of time until she found out his identity. If not on the field, she would have had to know as Guardian eventually anyway. She just wished it could have been under better circumstances.

When Marinette tried to mumble his name back at him, he quieted her. “No, don’t talk! You’re really hurt right now, and you have to stay as still as possible.”

Staying still sounded nice. She could do that.

“Listen, I know Tikki is slowing the blood loss, but I need her. Someone has to cleanse the akuma and use the miraculous cure. I'll give you Plagg. We just have to do this quickly.” He was stumbling over his words in his panic. “I’m so sorry I let this happen, M’Lady.”

In any other circumstance, she’d hesitate, not wanting to reveal their identities to anyone else. She still wasn’t sure if the black and blue blob was a real person or not, really, but their situation was dire. This would be an issue for her to deal with when she was more coherent. Tikki would understand, she was sure of that at least.

“Spo’s off.”

As soon as the red flash of light disappeared, Marinette began screaming. The pain was too much too soon. It hurt, and she heard Adrien sobbing out apologies as he removed her earrings. He grabbed her hand and despite both of their shaking, managed to slip his ring onto her finger.

Someone held her head down, and she heard another voice whispering, “Mari, it’ll be okay. I won’t leave you, I promise.”

The voice sounded familiar, but she knew there was no way Damian was in Paris with her right now. She listened to it anyway, and thanked the universe for sending her such a comforting gift in her final moments.

“Your partner said you need to call for 'Plagg.' Can you do that?”

A gloved hand was rubbing her cheek, and she leaned into it. She tried nodding, but ultimately gave up in favor of mumbling, “Claws ou’.”

The green light that encased her seemed to ease some of the pain. It had become much more manageable, and she tried to pull her focus onto the hands holding her face to distract herself. She needed to focus on anything but the cold metal in her upper thigh and her scratchy throat.

The hands came loose from her face for a moment, and she tried to follow before they quickly returned, bare this time. They were warm. She leaned into them as best she could.

One hand rubbed soothing circles on Marinette’s cheek, and the other moved up to stroke her hair. She barely felt the tears dripping onto her forehead.

Finally, the world was righted again, and she felt the ladybugs swarming her body before she saw them. It wasn’t very often that she had the chance to feel the miraculous cure from this side, but it felt like nothing in the world had ever made sense before that moment. She felt like she was home.

Marinette began to properly stir, blinking away the blurriness that had clouded her vision. The night was bright with Parisian lights, just like it should have been. She began to that she might have imagined the last however many hours, but her fears were assuaged when she held up a black gloved hand before her eyes. This wasn’t the Ladybug suit, and that certainly wasn’t Chat Noir looking down at her.

Holding her were two men she had only ever seen in the news — Nightwing and Robin. Where had Damian gone? 

The hands still performing ministrations on her head belonged to Robin, and judging by the sopping wet hair Nightwing sported, they were who had pulled her from the Seine.

She blinked up at them before Robin pressed a desperate kiss to her forehead, tears still streaming down his cheeks.

Wait, why was Robin kissing her?

What had happened when she was passed out?

—

Damian had never felt such righteous fury before in his life, not even when his father had gone missing or all the times Ra’s had beat him senseless on the sparring mat. He had arrested many monsters and let them live, but he knew he could never grant such a mercy to the man who had done this to Marinette. This pure soul deserved everything life had to offer, and he would gladly give it to her, which meant destroying Hawkmoth.

He hadn’t had the chance to think better of it before he began pressing a hurried kiss to her forehead; he just needed to feel that she was still there, from his fingertips to his lips. It was rather embarrassing that Dick had been the one to witness it, as well. He wouldn’t say anything of it now, but Damian knew he was never going to live this down.

Yet right now, nothing else mattered. His Mari was safe, her beautiful heart beating in tandem with his. Everything about her was beautiful. Her delicate face, lithe hands, and soft hair felt almost too good to be true. He could live a thousand lifetimes repenting, and he still would never truly deserve her.

Part of him was glad that she had changed suits because the black leather highlighted the deep blush painting her skin. The red spandex would have distracted too much from it. 

Marinette let loose a nervous laugh. “Uh, what did I miss?”

Damian never let his eyes linger from her own, but he could feel the shit-eating grin dancing across his brother’s face. He chose, very pointedly, to ignore it.

“I took too long to get here,” he whispered to her. “I wish you had been able to inform me of this foul bastard tormenting your city. I would have had his head on a platter for you in a heartbeat.”

Dick chimed in, “Wow, kid. You sure know how to woo ‘em.”

Marinette’s face somehow became impossibly redder, and the skin was burning underneath his hands. She tried to sink into herself, but the tight leather suit left little room to hide. The faux cat ears were definitely not helping her.

Before she had the chance to question the vigilante’s familiarity with her, her partner came rushing towards them. He now donned a red and black polka dotted suit similar to the one she had worn earlier. The accessories they had swapped seemed to be the cause of it, but they could discuss this later. Maybe when they hadn’t just watched Marinette thrash around in agony.

The ladybug hero fell onto his knees and threw his body around her, crying into her shoulder, “Thank Kwamis, you’re alright! I don’t think I could have lived with myself if anything had happened to you.”

Marinette pulled a hand up to gently pet her partner’s hair, a soft smile gracing her now less-red face. He buried his face further into the crook of her neck, and she brought her other hand to rub along his back. Damian felt his heart drop at the exchange.

“It’s alright, Minou.” She let out a dry laugh. “Now you know how I feel every time you throw yourself head first into danger.”

Damian was overcome with a sudden possessiveness. He knew who this other boy was. He was Adrien, the boy who had broken Marinette's heart, and the one she still called her best friend. Damian believed that perhaps she was far too forgiving. He would never let anything bad happen to her again.

One of his hands moved to push Adrien off of her, the other still tenderly holding her face. The other boy was caught off guard by the sudden movement, and Marinette’s eyebrows jumped in shock.

“Bug off, Minou, ” Damian growled at him. His hand returned to rubbing her hair back. “She’s mine.”

He felt a sudden smack against the back of his head.

“For fuck’s sake, Damian. I taught you to act better than that,” Dick chided him. Damian swung his head around to meet his brother’s menacing gaze with his own.

“So much for secret identities, Grayson.”

Dick rolled his eyes. “Like she wasn’t gonna find out anyway. What, with your little kiss and confession.”

Heat rose in Damian’s face. Whether it was in anger or embarrassment, he couldn’t say, but suddenly he was tackling Dick back into the river. It wasn’t a ‘confession,’ okay? It was simply a truth she should be aware of. Damian Wayne didn’t do ‘confessions.’

They hit the water in a tangle of limbs and spandex, and Damian swore he could hear Marinette laughing as he submerged into the water. He was overcome with the thought that maybe, it wasn’t so bad to open up his heart to someone. After all, nothing in this world could possibly be sweeter than her voice. 

A kick to the jaw reminded Damian why he had tackled Dick into the Seine in the first place. He was so going to kill him.

[mind0zone]

Evangeline Keys

And a series of MariBat related quotes!

Eva: A list of people getting therapy the moment I get rich; Everyone.

Dick: I think that’s an exaggeration?

Eva: it’s not, you’re after Jason.

🕸️

Mari: So now that I found out he’s my dad I’m heading to Gotham

Felix and Eva (whose both been to Gotham, met Bruce Wayne, saw his chaotic children): why do you carry this luck around you?

Mari: Pardon? 😃

🕸️

Eva: I hate people who go “I wouldn’t wish that on my worse enemy!” I would, and I’d double the prayer as well.

Jason: are you sure we can’t adopt you too?

Dick: Jason, No!

Jason: Jason, Yes!

🕸️

Eva: Luka has every right to be the villain, I’m sorry Mari, you fucking failed.

Luka: Eva-

Mari: END THIS, THIS IS THE THIRTEENTH TIME!

🕸️

Eva: I used to think I like children, and would restrain from ever feeling like hitting them…and then you happened.

Damian: I was raised by assassins, you wouldn’t be the first to hit me.

Eva (who now feels bad and slightly mothering instinct): no, but I’m going to be the first to give you a hug and say it’s okay…

Damian(has been here before):BACK YOU DEMON!”

🕸️

Eva: Out of all your newfound Siblings who is the favorite?

Batboys (listening in):…

Mari(without missing a beat): Cass.

Eva (nodding in approval): right answer

Cass (smiles):

🕸️

Eva (after Damian got benched): free my boy, he did all of that, but it don’t matter!

Damian: I’ll excuse you purposefully horrible grammar, in turns of thanking you for your agreement.

Tim: ten people got injured horribly, and three are yet to be found.

Eva: and? Sounds like a them problem.

Damian: As, Miss. Keys, says.

Eva: Damian we talked about this, it’s Eva, Hun. 😕

🕸️

Eva: listen I’m not an orphan, but my dad and mama has been going on business trips without me lately, and I’m close to just coming to the conclusion they up and died.

Bruce: your adoptions papers are already filled out, nothing to worry about

Eva: MY WHAT NOW? 😟

🕸️

Eva: Not going to lie, Timothy Jackson is Drake-Wayne, spectacular name, your parents may have failed at parenting you, but name making they got 10/10

Tim: please go back to London

Mari: She stays.

Felix (missing their alone time and peaceful nation): No, she needs to go home!

Mari (without missing a beat): I will FIGHT you Felix!

🕸️

Eva and Felix (discussing the shared obviousness of Bruce Wayne’s identity): 🗣️🗣️

Tim (joining in cause he found out at nine):🗣️🗣️

Bruce (standing there blankly after asking a simple question): 🧍

🕸️

[littlefankingdom]

The problem with how good Adrien Antoine, the french va of Batman/Bruce, is, is that it is even more obvious when another va isn't fitting the role they are voicing or sounding like the character. The french va for Dick in Arkham Knight just doesn't fit. The way Dick speaks to Bruce is that they are sentences that are clearly meant to be on the more "joking" side, he is serious while trying to make the job less stressful. However, the French va uses the same tone, or one way to similar, for every sentences Dick says. He doesn't sound lightly enough. And with how good Adrien Antoine is as making Bruce's emotions clear through his voice, it clearly shows when he sounds like the "less serious" one of the two, which is not great when the words spoken tells the contrary.

Dick just doesn't sound right at all. Not that the voice itself is wrong, but the performance isn't meeting the character's personality.