#adrianbliss

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Beethoven’s ears

[wonderful-emoji]

Could you do an adrianbliss mood board?

Here is his YouTube channel if you don't know who he is btw: https://youtube.com/@adrianbliss

[skellybonesandtrees]

Bear and hiker forget the rules #shorts

[misterradio]

:-/

[areax]

is tiktok user adrianbliss single abd also into women

[acanvasofabillionsuns]

[ID: A tiktok by @adrianbliss with the caption, "Julius Caesar's security." A white dude with dark brown hair wearing a toga steps up and says, "Hail Caesar!" Behind him are a few other people (him in different outfits) standing in line and a walk-through metal detector. "Hail Caesar," a TSA officer returns, and wands him. Toga guy sighs and the TSA officer holds up a metal butter knife, asking, "What's this?"

Toga guy: It's a knife.

TSA officer: Haven't you read the sign? He points over with his wand to a sign that reads "No assassinations please" in all caps greconian font, with a red "no" circle over a dagger.

Toga guy: It's not for assassinating.

TSA officer: Well, what's it for?

Toga guy: For the cafeteria.

TSA officer, pointing backwards with the knife as if towards the cafeteria: They've got plastic ones.

Toga guy: Yeah. *crosses his arms* And they're absolutely useless.

TSA officer, crossing his arms and shaking his head: Well, that's something you'd have to take up with them.

Toga guy, gesturing demonstratively: Try to butter your toast with it and it just snaps in half, it's—

TSA officer, shaking his head: I can't let you in with this, I'm afraid.

Toga guy, disbelievingly: Who am I gonna assassinate with that?

TSA officer: Look, are you in or are you out?

Toga guy sighs and looks at the viewer as he declares, "This is health and safety gone mad. It's ridiculous," before walking in without his butter knife. The TSA officer waves him in and shakes his head at the camera.

There's a scene change to the toga guy sitting in the cafeteria, trying to butter some toast with a plastic knife. In the background, there are sounds of scuffling and cries of "Get him!" "Ah, ah, oh no!" "Ow! Oww! Ow! Ouch!" "We've nearly got him!" "Oh, not you as well, Brutus." The toga guy looks over curiously, then goes back to buttering his toast. His plastic knife snaps, and he makes tired eye contact with the camera as the video ends. /end ID]

In honor of the Ides of March, my favorite Tiktok

[blue-fairy-mushroom]

this is @adrianbliss on tiktok and yt if you want to see more, theyre funny

[lindypindy]

I said *kill me* 😭

[luanna801]

^You are 100% correct and I’m glad you said it, but I still really enjoy this skit.

sorry but this is absolutely sending me

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Finding a pharaoh’s tomb