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do you think Captain Planet is a valid deity to devote witchcraft to yes or no
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We've all been there 😔
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#Rip in peace my altar aesthetics#Wicca#Pagan#Neopagan#Shitpost#Meme#Joke#Funny#Altar#Tiktok#Witch#Witchcraft
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#yule#im late ik shhh#wicca#neopagan#pagan#winter solstice#solstice#meme#joke#funny#shitpost#adrianbliss#tiktok
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Hey protip:
If you report a bunch of the spam bots following you in rapid succession, you may wake up one morning to find that your tumblr account has been terminated and it'll take you nearly a month to get it back.
... That's what I've heard anyways.
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ashleyottesen
"Based on a true story #easter #pagan #christianity #skit"
OG here
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every year that holiday and the St. Paddy Daddy stans test me not knowing I am armed with generations-long, Irish-flavor, Catholicism brand religious trauma that I have carefully smithed into a weapon I am way too eager to use
#I also have Italian spice sprinkled into my catholicism~#Im baptised - dont bother trying to @ me#Wicca#Wiccan#pagan#neopagan#witch#witchcraft#st. patrick#every year
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I feel personally attacked...
Lmao 😂
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Who else likes tarot cards? These are so cute!
#perfect cards#tarot#wicca#witchcraft#magick#neopagan#paganism#memesdaily#funny#funnyshit#catsofig#warrior cats
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I can't tell you how many times it says "Use a Funnel" in my spell book and I've never fucking used a funnel. I'm just out here making a mess of myself and my altar.
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What is deosil and widdershins?
An intelligent witch: Deosil means clockwise and widdershins means counterclockwise. These terms are mostly used in reference to the direction in which one casts a magick circle. :)
Me, resident dumbass: Easy the first is a pokemon and the second is a character from the musical Cats.
#nailed it#okay but seriously why do these sound like made up British words lol#wicca#witch#witchcraft#pagan#neopagan#magick#deosil#widdershins#terms#joke#meme#funny#shitpost
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ey yo pro tip: burning paper notes in a candle jar is a bad idea, the glass is not rated for that amount of fire and it will explode lol
#haha dont ask me how i know#spell worked tho#candle#safety#spell#magick#wicca#witch#witchcraft#pagan#neopagan
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bro you’re sad??? *takes rose quartz out of my bra and gives it to you* just do some crystal smh
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No hate, but every time I read about how some covens have a degree system for initiated members I get the giggles cause it just makes me think of karate.
Like watch out motherfuckers I'm a 2nd-dgree black belt and a 3rd-degree witch. I'm authorized to read your tea leaves and they say that I'm gonna kick your ass
#super immature#but i keep myself entertained#wicca#witch#coven#magick#initiated#pagan#neopagan#meme#funny
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Man, some days you just gotta throw some sage into your bath and call it a spell.
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Being wiccan includes alot more bread than I expected
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