#adopted peter parker
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bannanann · 2 months ago
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@erinwantstowrite
As promised the small catwoman au comic with timkon cause they’re my everything rn
Timkon will definitely have fights over how to deal with situations due to their different lifestyles ands it’s totally giving Selina flashbacks to her and Bruce
Peter would commit murder for Tim and Selina they’re his family now and no one hurts them
Also some of the circus au cause it’s my second favorite au hehe
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stxar-pvnk · 7 months ago
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Peter: Mr stark. Are you... adopting something?
Tony sweating nervously: nO!-
Peter: oh good I'm allergic to cats!
Tony shakily putting the adoption papers for him away in the new ironspider suit for later
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awhoreintheory · 17 days ago
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Something i haven't seen yet in Peter in gotahm fics (wink wink)
Batman, holding a phat envelope out to spider-man: here, this week's pay
Spider-man, skeptically: with all do respect, I don't do this to get paid
Batman: I fund the justice league, who do you think signs off their checks?
This was supposed to be convincing.
Spider-man, entirely aghast: the justice league is a corporate scam too??
Batman, clearly struggling: no, it's—
Spider-man, swinging away, yelling about "not being put under uncle Sam's thumb":
Slow clapping erupts from behind Batman. He turns dramatically to reveal Red Hood laughing his ass off.
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minimarvelh · 3 months ago
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Peter, whispering: we almost got there, baby
*the light turns on and Tony appears turning around in his chair*: Peter Benjamin Parker Stark, what were you doing outside in your sle-
someone: oink-oink
Tony: -… what was that?
Peter: it was..me?
Tony: ..Peter, I literally see a pig behind you.
Pig: 🐷🐷🐷
Tony: how did you get the freaking pig?!
Peter: shh don’t curse around the kid! *closing her ears* remember we were putting some codes on this thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com?
Tony: ..yeah. But I don’t see the connection
Peter: I tried Waddles and it lead me to this site where you can adopt pig-
Tony: -please don’t tell me—
Peter: —and I adopted her!! Her name is Amy Swinehouse and she will sleep in my room.
Tony:
Tony: talk with Pepper, the “how to be a good dad” class that I attended for 3 years and graduated with gold medal did not prepare me what to do in this situation
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thosedamnedghouls · 3 months ago
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and when i tell you all ive unfortunately fallen down the Dick Grayson parents Peter Parker rabbit hole
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LIVE LAUGH LOVE MAYDAY PARKER
OH MY DAYS BABY MAYDAY IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING ON THE PLANETTTT I WANNA SQUISH HER LITTLE CHEEKS OH SHES SO PRECIOUS
PROTECT THIS CHILD AT ALL COSTS I BEG YOU
IDGAF WHATS UR EXCUSE AS LONG AS I LIVE NO HARM SHALL COME TO THIS CHILD I HAVE OFFICIALLY ADOPTED HER.
SHE SLAYS AND IS ADORABLE - YAL CANT TELL ME SHE ISNT THE BEST CHARACTER IN ALL ATSV ALR?!
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daydreamerwonderkid · 1 year ago
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Bruce already has 6-23ish kids (depending on who you count/which run you're reading) in DC canon. He really doesn't need anymore-
AO3 Fic Authors: *eyes Peter Parker* *eyes Billy Batson* *eyes Conner Kent* *eyes Roy Harper* *eyes Wally West* *eyes Danny Fenton* *eyes-*
AO3 Fic Authors: Eh, he can afford the child support.
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rightous-int · 1 year ago
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I dont need therapy i need them to hug me
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heyitstaytay21 · 5 months ago
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Currently working on The Ghosts of the Gotham Opera House and I crack myself up with Jason and Peter's interactions sometimes
“What the fuck kind of name is Quinjet?” 
“Oh yeah, 'cause the Batplane is so original.” 
“Also what are the Avengers?” 
“A team of heroes who come together to save the world in times of great need.” 
“Oh we call ours the justice league.” 
“Seriously?”
“Yeah because Avenger’s is so much better. Why are you avenging shit? Just stop it from happening first.”
“I’d argue with you but your point is kind of valid.” 
“Of course, it is. Dumb ass hero names.”
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dailyhogz · 8 months ago
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day 41: sonic wachowski attends SCHOOL (it goes poorly)
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punkeropercyjackson · 10 months ago
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You guys WILL look at my tags on this /lh
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bannanann · 2 months ago
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@erinwantstowrite
More of the catwoman au heheh
I plan to draw a small comic out of this au but let’s hope I get the motivation to finish it 😭
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marvel-lous-guy · 9 months ago
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Peter: I would die for you Mr Stark
Tony: No. We're not gonna do that
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awhoreintheory · 1 month ago
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Peter, getting dropped in Gotham and doing his mandatory public library research, only to (and here comes the shocker!) Find out he's in a different dimension?!?! (Par for the course, we know how it goes)
But imagine, right. Batman is one of the first heroes he sees, and he's good at fighting and is very much sticking to his theme, Peter doesn't assume he's the Iron Man of this world, no.
Peter assumed Batman (less cool because he doesn't have a hyphen) is Spider-man's alternative
So, picture Peter avoiding Batman, not because of his no meta rule, but because he thinks this guy is a grown up (less cool, obviously) version of Peter and doesn't want to like. Cause a paradox or something by coming in contact with him
It'd be hilarious guys
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lunanovakat · 11 months ago
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Peter Parker from my (now named) fic WIP “Help Me, I don’t feel like myself anymore.”!
A Marvel/DC fic where Peter, unfortunately, ends up in Gotham after some magic shenanigans and finds that not only does he also not exist here but Richard Parker’s still alive and not named Parker and Uncle Ben’s gone white at 20 and has a whole lot more rage than he’s ever remembered the man having.
It’s not a good time for any of them.
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the-wandering-mage · 3 months ago
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Gotham Bats ruin and save Spiderman's Operation Nest
This is like a story concept written out for a Spider-Man Batfam crossover fic I don't have the time to write fully. This is more developed than a prompt but, still is thought I'd share and maybe you guys will enjoy it and/or somebody will pick it up and develop it into a fully fledged fic. So here it goes-
A more spidery Spider-Man is dropped into a DC universe right into Gotham. It's the beginning of fall in Gotham which is a problem for a Spider seeing as he is stranded in another universe with nothing but his Spidey suit and his AI companion. He has no access to the synthesized hormone cocktail he's been taking in the winter to keep him from going into hibernation. Now Peter could get together the stuff to synthesize the medication but, he need a stable place to set up a running lab to make it as he'd need it fresh and take it on the regular. That is a lot of work and resources he'd have to come up with and maintain. Also he is a depressed boi and a long nap actually sound really good. So instead of trying to set up a lab he starts Operation Nest. He is going to find a small enclosed space and prepare it for his long winters nest.
Peter also decides pretty quickly with all the crazy dangers of Gotham and all the warnings of what Karen was able to find after connecting to this world's version of the Internet to keep the suit on and just be Spider-Man full time. The suit would keep him safe from chemical attacks and the overall pollution of Gotham as well as keep him anonymous in the very likey event he has to use his powers to defend himself. Which will let him keep a nice civilian identity that Karen crafted come spring if he chooses to.
Peter's first two objectives in Operation Nest are to get money and find a location. The first Karen helps him with easily setting up a company, then filing and selling some benign patents, since this world is really behind in tech. She also helps him get more immediate cash without crossing into stealing just by doing online commissions for simple tech support type things while the patent money is still pending. Peter gets a laptop that he uses to help with some of the tech work even though Karen can literally do five jobs at once under several fake IDs she made herself.
Most of the day for Peter however is spent looking for real estate. Which is harder in Gotham than one might think considering the rival gangs, rival super villains constantly blowing up things, and all the homeless fighting over whatever is left of the abandoned buildings. The only good thing about all this is a giant spider nest will go relatively unnoticed amongst all the other craziness. Peter's adventures running all over Gotham trying to find a place to hunker down for a couple of months cause him to run into all sorts of characters.
Peter is in a weirdly apathetic state towards himself with all his trauma so he saves people obviously, and is still empathic, maybe more so with trying to get the villians to be better people and just talking with them like real people but, he is really basley about his own safety. He has already lost everyone he cares about and he's faced down Thanos, so none of the villians at this point faze him. He doesn't see them as a threat to himself. He ends up making a bunch of friends with villains by continuing what May believed in, what Ben believed in, and helps the villains out so they can hopefully make a change.
The bats hear about him and decide to investigate but all of them get terrible first impressions and they assume he's a villain or going to be one if they don't find him. Peter is OP and scary. He's not given up his friendly neighborhood spider-man but he has stopped trying as hard to look human type of friendly. He just has slow given into being a spider and is creepy. He also leaves spider webs everywhere, since his natural ones don't dissolve like the artificial ones that he uses sparingly. This also freaks them out and there is debate on whether what they are hunting is a meta human or an intelligent spider creature. Also at least one bat at the beginning runs into one of the webs and at least one gets temporarily stuck to a criminal they are trying to free from a cocoon
By the time the bats find Spider-Man they are all convinced that he's a villain plotting something big but really they've just been stalking Peter as he completes his to do list for Operation Nest. All the dangerous equipment and suspicious purchases from villains were really to get his nest set up. Peter knew his friends had some of the stuff he needed like a cytogenetic freezer to keep some of his food from spoiling over the course of a few months since he doesn't want anyone making deliveries to his house while he's hibernating. His friends were happy to help although he still paid them despite their insistence not to.
Karen thinks it's hilarious. Although they acknowledge itd be better to just explain the situation to the bats before Peter is in active hibernation and let them find them. They totally ruin their bust by opening the doors of a small dilapidated old tailors shop in the fashion district, where Peter had set up his nest in the basement. Peter isn't happy with them feeling very territorial. He wants them not to touch anything as he shows them into his nest. He warns them and they are a bit freaked out when he hisses at them when they inevitably ignore he's instructions out of curiosity but then settle a bit when they notice how tired he is. Cass probably gets them to back off. He explains things enough so they leave him to his hibernation with the promise of hanging out in the spring.
Or alternatively. Karen is too busy setting things up she doesn't notice with her smaller processing power disconnected from Stark Tech as she is to notice the Bats noticing them. Then she is being wired into the Nest when they start getting close so, she doesn't know they are closing in. Then she is doing system checks to make sure she is able to monitor Peter when he's hibernating and can use the machines and mechanical arms to help Peter for the parts of his hibernation he will be awake or partially awake to handle his bodily needs before cocooning back into his Nest made of his natural webs and blankets.
Karen doesn't know they are there until they break her perimeter alarms and she is forced to use her defensive measures since Peter has just gone into hibernation like a day ago. The bats having more resources than Karen at their disposal and coming at her from all angles breach her defenses and get into The Nest. Karen does her best to rouse Peter with alarms blaring but she is only able to get him into a semi state of consciousness. Not enough to move him without drugging him which would be dangerous for his health and with so many coming for her charge she does her best to throw her mechanically arms in front of him to guard him where he is.
The bats once they see a sleepy confused Peter with a strange woman's voice begging them to leave him alone they feel bad realizing they judged him wrong. Especially after seeing him adorably yawn with his fangs popping out.
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