#adopted peter parker

[voiider]

Okay alright I'm tired of giving more children to Bruce Wayne I think we need to start taking some away 

Tim getting kidnapped (but in a way they don't announce Tim Drake-Wayne as missing??) and is given Something that induces amnesia but he escapes or maybe just literally wanders away but like he's in the middle of Ohio and he's walking down the road unsure of his own name or where he is and a weird looking camper pills over and a large man leans out the window and says “you doing alright there, sonny?” 

And he doesn't really know so he sorta shrugs so they pick him up and the man introduces himself as Jack and this is his wife Maddie and their two kids Danny and Jazz and they're just heading back from a camping trip and they can take him into town (Amity?) and take him down to the station and help him get things figured out 

The police take his picture and upload it to a “found” database or smth but there's no active or recent cases in Ohio for missing persons (or teenagers) matching his description 

(But also, Amity is pretty disconnected from the rest of the world digitally. They mind their business. Sure they run this boy's face in the newspaper and let the neighboring precincts about him but there's not much more they can do until this kid gets some memories back)

So he goes to stay with Jack and Maddie (idk how i don’t care about LAWS) while they wait to see if they get any hits or until he gets some memories back and they register him under Alvin (“hmm maybe... Tom? No, definitely not. Caroline? Alvin? That sounds the best I guess”) Fenton at the local high school so he can keep getting an education (and Alvin isn’t sure why, but this sort of feels like a waste of time, he already knows all this math stuff and why would he want to read Of Mice and Men he’s pretty sure someone told him John Steinbeck was a hack. Or maybe not. He can’t remember) but it’s simple enough and he likes the Fentons even if they keep trying to convince him ghosts are real 

And maybe they are. Actually. Real that is. He saw one the other day and had to double check if knowing ghosts were real is a common knowledge thing that he forgot of if he never knew in the first place. Jazz tells him that ghosts are pretty much an Amity specific thing but that they appear other places and then Jack and Maddie set him down and give him the entire history of ghosts that night and then show him their lab which is pretty cool

And maybe he accidentally suplexed someone who startled him in the halls on his first day and also fell asleep in science,but give him a break! he’s going through a lot right now

But his new brother roommate friend? Is helping him adjust at school by telling him who to avoid and what not to eat from the cafeteria and Jazz is in most of his classes but also he’s not sure why they’re trying to act all sneaky about this Inviso-Bill/vigilante situation because like. That’s clearly just Danny with white hair? He looks the exact same? Also he literally saw Danny walk through the bathroom door last week if it wasn’t obvious enough.

So Tim really isn’t expecting Danny to be surprised that he picked up a thermos that Phantom dropped when he and his friends ran off to fight another ghost

[awhoreintheory]

Something i haven't seen yet in Peter in gotahm fics (wink wink)

Batman, holding a phat envelope out to spider-man: here, this week's pay

Spider-man, skeptically: with all do respect, I don't do this to get paid

Batman: I fund the justice league, who do you think signs off their checks?

This was supposed to be convincing.

Spider-man, entirely aghast: the justice league is a corporate scam too??

Batman, clearly struggling: no, it's—

Spider-man, swinging away, yelling about "not being put under uncle Sam's thumb":

Slow clapping erupts from behind Batman. He turns dramatically to reveal Red Hood laughing his ass off.

[bannanann]

@erinwantstowrite

I just reread lof and I wanted to draw babs and Peter :D

[stxar-pvnk]

Peter: Mr stark. Are you... adopting something?

Tony sweating nervously: nO!-

Peter: oh good I'm allergic to cats!

Tony shakily putting the adoption papers for him away in the new ironspider suit for later

[minimarvelh]

Peter, whispering: we almost got there, baby

*the light turns on and Tony appears turning around in his chair*: Peter Benjamin Parker Stark, what were you doing outside in your sle-

someone: oink-oink

Tony: -… what was that?

Peter: it was..me?

Tony: ..Peter, I literally see a pig behind you.

Pig: 🐷🐷🐷

Tony: how did you get the freaking pig?!

Peter: shh don’t curse around the kid! *closing her ears* remember we were putting some codes on this thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com?

Tony: ..yeah. But I don’t see the connection

Peter: I tried Waddles and it lead me to this site where you can adopt pig-

Tony: -please don’t tell me—

Peter: —and I adopted her!! Her name is Amy Swinehouse and she will sleep in my room.

Tony:

Tony: talk with Pepper, the “how to be a good dad” class that I attended for 3 years and graduated with gold medal did not prepare me what to do in this situation

[thosedamnedghouls]

and when i tell you all ive unfortunately fallen down the Dick Grayson parents Peter Parker rabbit hole

[belleishavingamentalbreakdown]

LIVE LAUGH LOVE MAYDAY PARKER

OH MY DAYS BABY MAYDAY IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING ON THE PLANETTTT I WANNA SQUISH HER LITTLE CHEEKS OH SHES SO PRECIOUS

PROTECT THIS CHILD AT ALL COSTS I BEG YOU

IDGAF WHATS UR EXCUSE AS LONG AS I LIVE NO HARM SHALL COME TO THIS CHILD I HAVE OFFICIALLY ADOPTED HER.

SHE SLAYS AND IS ADORABLE - YAL CANT TELL ME SHE ISNT THE BEST CHARACTER IN ALL ATSV ALR?!

[daydreamerwonderkid]

Bruce already has 6-23ish kids (depending on who you count/which run you're reading) in DC canon. He really doesn't need anymore-

AO3 Fic Authors: *eyes Peter Parker* *eyes Billy Batson* *eyes Conner Kent* *eyes Roy Harper* *eyes Wally West* *eyes Danny Fenton* *eyes-*

AO3 Fic Authors: Eh, he can afford the child support.

[rightous-int]

I dont need therapy i need them to hug me

[heyitstaytay21]

Currently working on The Ghosts of the Gotham Opera House and I crack myself up with Jason and Peter's interactions sometimes

“What the fuck kind of name is Quinjet?” 

“Oh yeah, 'cause the Batplane is so original.” 

“Also what are the Avengers?” 

“A team of heroes who come together to save the world in times of great need.” 

“Oh we call ours the justice league.” 

“Seriously?”

“Yeah because Avenger’s is so much better. Why are you avenging shit? Just stop it from happening first.”

“I’d argue with you but your point is kind of valid.” 

“Of course, it is. Dumb ass hero names.”

[ladytie]

i keep seeing peter in gotham fics (i love them send me more pls) but i cannot stop thinking about if he & nat both got sent to gotham… just stick with me okay!!!

so it would start off with something like:

“a soul for a soul, the price to pay was steep and unrelenting. it was unfair and unforgiving, and yet without hesitation, natasha romanoff flung herself from the side of a cliff. this universe no longer needed the black widow to keep earths mightiest heroes humbled and steady. it squandered it’s soul away the same moment as she did, but perhaps— well maybe there was another place, another world and realm who could use a little soul. maybe, in a city of bats. a couple of spiders would be just what they needed.

because, well… plucking a soul from an infinity stone can’t be too hard. no. not for me. not for the watcher. and while the bats may need natasha romanoff, natasha romanoff needs peter parker. she needs something, someone to fight for and with. for she may have grounded the avengers, but they also grounded her. kept her on the straight and narrow, and peter parker could be just that for her once more. yes,”

the deep timber of a strikingly calm voice echoed in the recess of her mind, she could almost picture who was speaking to her. could almost see the god-like figure in a blue cloak with whitened eyes. and yet? no memory of the man when she had awoken, gasping for air, sucking it in and holding her breath as if it could be stolen from her at any moment, she had no idea how she was wherever the hell she was.

it had taken her approximately ten seconds to come to, catch her bearings and stand up. she was in a darkened alley way. it was dingy and she could hear sirens in the background, and a slight groan from behind her. quick to action she turned, her eyes widening in the slightest of perception when she caught sight of the little spider before her.

his hand was on his head running through his hair and rubbing a sore spot, his eyes still closed but he was clearly awake. she was besides him in a moment, squatting down to help him up. when he felt her hands on his arm, he looked at her, startled and unsure— but certain senses were calm.

“misses black widow ma’am… where are we?” he asked her, his voice was robbed of a certain innocence and the sound almost broke her heart. it was so unsure and confused she had to fight the urge to run her hand through his hair in a comforting way.

“i don’t know, kid” she huffed, helping him to his feet.

“but i’m sure as hell gonna find out,”

—|

the following ensues: nat & peter figuring out their in another dimension. nat seeing child soldier robin and immediately boxing batman assuming he’s a bad guy. peter making the joker cry by making fun of him the way spiderman does. nat stealing cass from batman. tim drake and peter parker friendship. dick grayson looking a lil too much like richard parker. natasha immediately being reverse-adopted by the batkids, as in they claim her as mom. “mom and dad are fighting again” one of them says when nat is yelling at bruce for something “ten buck says mom kicks his ass” “you’re on” “???she’s not ur mom. i’ve actually legally adopted you. betrayers” “you didn’t adopt me. so she can be my mother” “YOURE MY BIOLOGICAL SON” natasha immediately clocking batman is bruce wayne bc of brucie wayne

should i write this??? i feel like i should???? is there someone who would read this????

[dailyhogz]

day 41: sonic wachowski attends SCHOOL (it goes poorly)

[awhoreintheory]

Spidey in Gotham brainrot is bad rn, and the whole Richard Grayson = Richard Parker thing??? Can't take it. I just can't. Imagine Peter busking in gotham by doing acrobatics or juggling (spider senses come real handy in catching stuff, imagine how damn good at juggling he would be with like a little bit of practice??) bc he's broke as hell and he doesn't have to keep up with his nerd persona at school or anything, so why not? And just Dick?? Seeing this street performer kid??? Who looks just like him????? A tiny lost little Grayson????? I wish I could draw bc I see it so clearly, but sadly I can only do like stick figures.

Bold of you to assume I wouldn't LOVE a stick figure reenactment

But no you get it!!! I'm completely absorbed in the Richard Parker is Dick Grayson brainrot,,, it's so good. I love street performer Peter just as much as him being in the circus!! He would decimate people in break dancing and magic tricks using his stickiness!! Peter could totally wow audiences by juggling stuff like knives too!

I love torturing Dick with parallels just as I do with much Peter. Dick, seeing a homeless, witty orphan moving with the grace of an acrobat and wanting to take him home and feed him,,, only to find out, holy shit, the sassy kid who juggles knives is actually his??? If he wasn't already a mother hen before, paternal instincts have intensified it by 200%.

[bannanann]

@erinwantstowrite

As promised the small catwoman au comic with timkon cause they’re my everything rn

Timkon will definitely have fights over how to deal with situations due to their different lifestyles ands it’s totally giving Selina flashbacks to her and Bruce

Peter would commit murder for Tim and Selina they’re his family now and no one hurts them

Also some of the circus au cause it’s my second favorite au hehe

[thatstupidone]

Peter in Gotham AU where Dick is oddly parental towards him

Batman: Nightwing, can you *please* put away your phone?! I am trying to explain the plan for this raid!!

Nightwing: Hm? *looks up* oh yeah sure

Red Robin: Who were you texting anyways? You got a partner?? *snatches nightwings phone*

Nightwing: Hey give that back!!

Red Robin: *reading from the phone* "Okay kiddo, be safe, have fun"

Nightwing: *Snatches his phone back, and over protective dad mode activated* Focus. On. The. Mission.

°•°•

Dick: *Stopping on a roof* Hey kid!

Peter: *Jumps out of surprise* Dick! Hey, hi, what are you doing here?

Dick: *Grins and holds up a bag* I brought batburgers! *Hands three of them to Peter.*

Peter: Oh uh thanks, but I can't take this many..

Dick: Kiddo, I know how your metabolism works and how much you actually eat. Just enjoy the meal!

Peter: *Literal tears in his eyes because he isn't used to this kinda kindness.*

°•°•

Dick: *Sneaking Peter into the manor for movie night.*

Jason: Who the hell is that?!

Dick: Peter!

Tim: Pretty sure he's Dicks kid.

Peter: Uh- ye- not..im

Dick: *Petting Peters hair* calm down kid, just ignore them.

[marvel-lous-guy]

Peter: I would die for you Mr Stark

Tony: No. We're not gonna do that