#adam lilling

[onetoothree]

just finished watching the finale of jet lag the game season 6 and damn if it werent for its fandom on tumblr i would not have realized that ben had been constantly tweeting hints on how S7 may just be Tag Across Europe II: Electric Boogaloo

[rius-cave]

Gosh, I'm imagining Lilith, Luci and Adam being in a Polycule (Both dating (Married) Lucifer of course, Lills and Adam more have love/hate make outs than anything else)

And Adam just walks in on Lilith just fucking obliterating Lucifer.

Do you know that one comic where Stolas and Stella are violently ripping off each others clothes, they pause and beckon Blitzo over before they continue and Blitzo is carefully removing his clothes in the corner?

That's what's happening. Except Lilith and Lucifer actually like each other, and Lucifer would never rip any of Lilith's clothes! They both get frustrated while waiting for Adam to fucking hurry up so now both Adam and Lucifer need new clothes.

Poor Adam... he had a good run!

Bros about to get fukin' sandwiched between a strong as fuck lady and an absolute power house of a short ass king.

God, imagine them both absolutely dominating the man and them just loudly making out (behind his head because Luci is still short, and Lilith has to bend down to reach him) while Adam suffocates in Lilith's chest and Lucifer's hands are holding Adams hips so tightly that hes gonna bruise them-

In short, Adam isn't going to be able to walk for the next week or so.

Fuuck my brains gonna make me write this-

Anon I love how invested you got into this idea. Your power amazes me. I have not seen that comic, no, but that sounds pretty funny haha.

Adam being sandwiched between them sounds amazing though, like imagine being him in that moment 😵‍💫

[taradiddled]

Lilith at the beginning of "From Adam to Ada" -> Lilith at the start of "The Eve of the End of Times". Lilith, Lily, Lills, Lilia. From Queen of Hell, to Undertaker to the Architect of the City at the End. she's under Eve's care basically

used picrew for this.

[things-arent-what-they-seem66]

Future Evesworld Au @fanofstuff01

Norway Trip

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Adam had never been to Norway, for many reasons but now that he was married to Lucifer and they had two kids together they should spend time together as a family.

They've already toured London with Charlie and Abel, so now it was time for them to see where their father was from and see the beauty that was Norway.

More specifically, the Scandinavian Mountains.

Lucifer: You'll love it, they are very beautiful mountains.

Adam: Hmm, we'll see.

He snickered at the look Lucifer gave him, they might be married but every once in a while he has to poke fun and give him a little bit of a hard time.

Lucifer: Yes we shall. Isn't that right, min lille prins og prinsesse?

Charlie smiled and so did Abel, they were both excited to be out of the house and being in nature.

Of course Paul and Patrick came with for added security, but they were to but unseen, more so lurking in the background.

Unless Adam wanted a picture of the four of them and either one would have to come out and snap it.

They were walking on the trail for a while and soon came across the mountains, Adam was in awe of them. They were beautiful.

He noticed the slightly smug look on Lucifer's face and flushed, the little fucker was going to gloat.

Adam: Well, they're definitely mountains.

Lucifer: Oh come on! Admit they're beautiful.~

He poked Adams cheek playfully and he rolled his LED eyes but he was smiling.

Adam: Okay, they're nice mountains. Can you say mountain?

Charlie: Moowtan!

Abel: Meowtan!

Adam: Close enough, we'll work on that. Picture time!

Lucifer just smiled, it was sweet how Adam wanted to capture every moment of their family. He wrapped his arm around his waist, they smiled for the camera and the flash and click let them know it was done.

Paul brought it over to show them and Adam smiled.

Oh he so had to frame that one.

[technicallymaximumkitty]

screaming, crying, foaming at the mouth. my lill' autistic heart is content and hungering for more! but like it was awesome and fun i was scared but i had the time of my life!!!

it's alls well that ends well with a huge BUT... slapped onto the end of it!

stupid rambles down below XOXO

ok so, hazbin hotel is total eye candy and the colors, the characters, i really hope other adult cartoons, or heck, cartoons in general embrace the chaos of colors and buttons and spot design of hazbin

i know the pacing seems fast to a lot of people but i dont see it that way. it's about as fast as your average musical in my opinion

i dont care how many times this thing has gotten into hot water, everyone who worked on this show is amazing and i wish them all the best.

it was such a wild ride of emotions and feels and it was so pretty.

also adam has a face, wtf, i thought that mask was his face.

[bourbon-ontherocks]

I’m bummed we lost roxane and didn’t even get sofiane back 😤 I’m guessing they had to move him out at some point… kinda feels like the s1 line "il a des problèmes" was a backup storyline they never found a use for. sigh.

daphné’s dive into astrology turned into a clumsy attempt at restoring equality, that’s just like her. commendable intent, flimsy line of thinking, awful execution 😆

euh sinon, can we get an audit of the precinct finances, do they not budget for interpreters?? you’d hope they would take precautions when taking witness statements (while investigating a murder, no less), but apparently not???? (and I know jackshit about procedure, but shouldn’t they be concerned about confidentiality if they use google translate?)

Okay, I'll admit I only understood in the finale the purpose of Sofiane's comeback this season, but I most surely hope that his moving out doesn't make him immune to coming say hi once in a while, I'm still waiting for an actual Morgane - Sofiane interaction in the flesh lol! As for the "il a des problèmes" line, I've always thought this was Adam's way to not mention that his brother is disabled while attempting to justify living with him (let's not forget that this was 102, he barely knew Morgane at the time and he most surely didn't feel like sharing that information with her). I've always assumed that Sofiane's special needs require he lives with someone and/or has some professional care coming home on a daily basis (which would be what Adam euphemistically called "problems"), but him leaving doesn't mean he didn't move in with a friend/boyfriend/girlfriend/their mom or got himself an assistant. So the famous "problems" remain.

And I'm keeping my hopes up that Roxane will return someday, either someone will be under the scrutiny of the IGPN again, or Adam will bump into her in the street or something 🤞

Daphné was sooooooo funny this ep (and the whole season actually), and oh my gosh, "commendable intent, flimsy line of thinking, awful execution 😆" this is the perfect definition for her!!!! 😍😍😍 Also "l'astrologie, ça fait débat..." "non, ça fait pas débat non", mdr, this woman would argue that 1+1=3 with the same definitive energy, poor Gilles 😂

Ok, the interpreter thing. I'll admit that it was hilarious seeing Gilles en galère sur Google trad, and also I understand it's necessary for Morgane's later big reveal, but this has to be one of the most ridiculous things I've seen on the show... Finding someone who speaks Mandarin in Lille is a matter of minutes, and I'm pretty sure there's even something like a list of translators under oath, I mean we're not talking about a language that's barely spoken in France or even on the whole planet 😅 Just for the record they faced a similar issue in Engrenages at some point, having to interrogate a witness who only spoke some Chinese dialect, so they had to go to a Sino-French association, find a guy who spoke the said dialect, make him sign a non-disclosure agreement, and translate the interrogation. And that was it. So this scene was absurd and probably made any actual cop who watches the show howl, but at least it brings back the refreshing nonsense of the first seasons 🥹

[lesser-known-composers]

Jean-Joseph Cassanéa de Mondonville (1711-1772) - Dominus regnavit: I. Dominus regnavit ·

Jean-François Paillard ·

Ensemble Animat de Valenciennes ·

Ensemble vocal Adam de la Halle ·

Ensemble vocal de Chevreuse-Essonne ·

Ensemble vocal À cœur joie de Lille

[edmarienism]

Okay, let me be delulu for a second.

We were fairly certain that E and F had split up last summer around their trip to Capri, right? But definitely when Edvin bailed on Kristallen and re-followed Nike. The signs were that Edvin was going out by himself, hanging out with people we haven't seen him in a while like Wilma, the Itty Bitty Titty girls, going to LA to stay at Sigge's alone, etc. Felicia during that time posted pics of herself, went out with Nowell, worked on some amateur filming thing, etc. Their social media game changed too, they didn't immediately like or comment on each others post and the tone of the comments changed too.

We saw them together again on New Years and then of course Guldbagge happened and they were back together. They fell back in old patterns, only doing things together like Wilma's release party or game night with Adam, and commenting on each others post in an obnoxious way.

London happened and she was very tight-lipped about it. Only mustered like one comment? And the internet went crazy with shipping Edmar. But she had to stick out the Oscars of course and play the supportive girlfriend for once in her life.

But now? I get the feeling we are back in possible break-up territory? Felicia went with Hedvig to some event, she started following and posting another guy and he posted a cute solo pic of only her. (That Erik dude). That's sus if you ask me. Edvin didn't bring her to LA again, she wasn't at Wilma's birthday dinner nor at her last release party. We have that weird behaviour around the Film Club event of them posting pics but probably not being there.

I guess we have to wait for Lille and Elle Galan to get more clues but THIS IS ALL SO SUS TO ME.

...🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[snap221sn]

Adam Ounas se verrait bien signer pour ce club algérien

Débarqué en Arabie saoudite depuis moins d’un mois, Adam Ounas n’a pas hésité à évoquer l’après-Al Sadd. Resté sans club officiellement depuis le 1er juillet dernier jusqu’à début novembre, Adam Ounas (28 ans) a enfin trouvé chaussure à son pied. L’ancien ailier de Lille s’est en effet engagé jusqu’à la fin de la saison avec […] L’article Adam Ounas se verrait bien signer pour ce club algérien…

[epiceneandroid]

PRESENTING: a masterlist of themed names, pronouns, and genders for baikinman from soreike! anpanman (will add more genders once tumblr stops being fucky wucky)

NAMES:

-Riot: Pronounced "RYE-ott", this English word name with unisex potential means "violent civil disorder", which Baikinman likes to cause kid friendly versions of within Soreike! Anpanman with his robots.

-Xenna: Pronounced "ZEN-nah", this invented girl's name made up for the "Invent-A-Name" contest on NameBerry refers to Planet X, which alludes Baikinman's origins being beyond the Earth.

-Royal: Pronounced "ROY-all", this unisex English word name means "royal", and often has connotations of bratty Gen Alpha kids, befitting Baikinman's both internal persona of the "King of Bacteria" and his externally bratty, childish behavior for a grown man.

-Loki: Pronounced "LOW-key", this unisex Norse mythological name literally means "lock" and refers to the shapeshifting, genderbending god of trickery and mischief in Norse mythology, which fits Baikinman's mischievous, goofy nature and would be suitable for a genderfluid Baikinman kin who wants a name that alludes to Baikinman's mischief making.

-Lucifer: Pronounced "LOO-si-furr", this Latin name means "lightbearer" or "lightbringer" and refers to the Biblical archangel often cast into hell that's conflated with Satan, especially in Paradise Lost. This is a name befitting of both how evil Baikinman THINKS he is, and the meaning fits Baikinman in many movies as well; despite his occasionally rather low opinion of himself and view of himself as inherently evil (by destiny to be Anpanman's rival, of course), he still is able to bring light to others, and to show light to other people through friendship and kindness.

-Messiah: Pronounced "meh-SAI-yah", this Aramaic word name means "expected savior or deliverer", and was a common epithet for Jesus Christ in the Bible. Of course, Baikinman would call himself this for two reasons: one, because he's blasphemous on purpose and HE doesn't RESPECT NO GODS OVER HIMSELF, THE GOD OF MEANINESS thank you, and two, because he wants to proclaim himself THE DARK MESSIAH OF MISCHIEF AND MEANINESS AND BACTERIA HAHAHANOHA. Yeah, Baikinman is edgy AND extra like that. There IS a recent movie coming out where Baikinman IS a straightforward Messiah of a fairy tale book, and learns to be nicer, but given cartoon continuity, I don't know how far that'll stick.

-Lilith: Pronounced "LILL-ith", this Assyrian and Sumerian name means "ghost" or "night monster" and is associated with the Biblical Lilith, Adam's first wife who refused to lie down and submit to a man. Not only is the name appropriate because Baikinman isn't gonna submit or lie down for ANYONE (except maybe Dokeen because she's scary when she's mad), but Baikinman's resemblance to a black and purple colored devil makes a name meaning "ghost" or "night monster" fitting.

PRONOUNS: (don't worry, you're not gonna get my Important Literary Analysis of Baikinman anymore)

He/him/his/himself, She/her/hers/herself, They/them/theirs/themselves, It/it/its/itself, Vil/lai/ans/anself, E/vil/vils/vilself, Ha/ha/nos/haself, Thon/thon/thons/thonself, Vi/vir/virs/virself, Fae/faer/faers/faerself, Ai/ain/aires/aiself, Ai/ain/aines/ainself, Bee/bee/beets/beetleself, Bai/kin/mans/manself, Boo/boo/boos/booself, Bog/bog/bogs/bogself, Ecto/ecto/ects/ectoself, Giga/giga/gigas/gigaself, Mechie/mechien/mechs/mechself, Spide/spide/spides/spiderself, Voi/void/voids/voidself

GENDERS:

Alienmav: A gender that is an interpretation of maverique from a nonhuman perspective. May or may not like to fit into maverique or adopt maverique, but in a sort of "alien trying out a foreign species' gender" way.

Astralgender: A gender connected to space.

Bacteriagender: A gender that feels like bacteria; it's constantly multiplying in a nonspecific, often copied and pasted over each other way, to the point that your gender or genders are filling your bloodstream.

Boggender: A gender that feels like, or can be compared to, a bog, swamp, marsh, or similar.

Caelgender: A gender which shares qualities with outer space or has the aesthetics of space, stars, nebulae, etc.

Egogender: A gender that is solely based on yourself, and no words seem to define it other than me-gender, namegender, I'm just who i am and my gender is mine.

Pyrogender: A gender that feels like fire; pyrogender holds a much stronger connection with fire than firegender. Not just the movement of the fire (as firegender), but also the heat of the fire (excitement/happiness about the gender) and consumption of fuel to keep it burning (eating up other genders to keep the main one going, in a way).

[pazaryerigundem]

Fenerbahçe’de beklenti tur: Kritik maç geldi çattı!

https://pazaryerigundem.com/haber/186041/fenerbahcede-beklenti-tur-kritik-mac-geldi-catti/

Fenerbahçe’de beklenti tur: Kritik maç geldi çattı!

Temsilcimiz Fenerbahçe, deneyimli teknik adam Jose Mourinho önderliğinde Lugano elemesinin ardından Lille deplasmanından mağlubiyet ile dönerken bu akşamki hedefini ise galibiyet olarak belirledi.

BURSA (İGFA) – Sarı Lacivertli ekip bu akşam oynanacak olan Lille maçında hedefi galibiyet olarak belirlerken play off aşamasında ise rakibini beklemeye aldı.

Maç ile ilgili Herkes Duysun’a değerlendirmelerde bulunan Türkiye Spor Yazarları Derneği Bursa Şube Başkanı Mehmet Ali Ekmekçi, Fenerbahçe’nin muhakkak bu akşam kazanmak zorunda olduğunu kaydetti.

‘’ERKEN GOL AVANTAJ GETİRİR’’

Erken bir golün kilidi açacağını belirten Ekmekçi, “Fenerbahçe, Şampiyonlar Ligi serüvenine devam edebilmek için Lille karşısında mutlaka kazanmak zorunda. Bunu yapabilecek elinde güçlü silahları var. Geçtiğimiz yıl kadroda yer alan Tadic, Dzeko ve Syzmanzski ile İsmail, İrfan Can gibi yıldızların yanına Maximin ve En Nesyri de eklendi. Özellikle Maximin’in kanattaki performansı sınıfı geçti. En Nesyri’de ise bir adaptasyon problemi var. Rekor bonservis ile transfer edilen Faslının golle yakın zamanda tanışamaması ‘Guiza Sendromu’ oluşturabilir… Bunun yanı sıra kanatların bugün işlevselliğini mutlaka artırması gerekiyor. Erken dakikalarda yenecek bir gol tamamen demoralizasyon yaratabilir. Fenerbahçe’nin bulacağı erken bir gol ise ciddi anlamda avantaj getirecektir.” dedi.

BU Haber İGF HABER AJANSI tarafından servis edilmiştir.

[memitodu29]

Kev Adams BOURRÉ dans un BAR à LILLE

[swedethings]

"Sweden is very different then America." And the bulk of those differences were for the better, at least in Agnes's opinion. It was a topic she could rant about for ages; though now was not the time nor place for such a rant.

Once Lucy said she confirmed things with her husband, the brunette turned her attention back to her plate of still untouched food. It all looked wonderful; though her side bowl of soup was no longer steaming like it had been when it first arrived. At least lukewarm soup wasn't disgusting. She'd come to prefer it at said temperature since having her son. She was about to take her first bite when Lucy spoke up again. She placed the spoon down and let out a soft chuckle. "I do... I think the last time I had a warm meal was Jul. Min pappa does not let me serve food on holidays. He cuts up Gunnar's food before he brings it to the table." Her pappa was adamant about ensuring his eldest was still able to enjoy a nice warm meal over the holidays, especially when he knew she rarely enjoyed one any other time of year. He knew how much focus and love she put towards Gunnar; and he knew she always put herself second. So when he could, he ensured she was put first for a change. "I do not care, honest. It has been so fun watching this lille gubbe discover foods och how to eat them. He is very adventurous with his foods... I, uh, I hope that does not change." Though in all honesty, the brunette knew that was very likely to change. She knew most toddlers struggled with new foods and fell into a habit of a small handful of safe foods. If that was going to happen with her son, she knew it would be happening very soon.

"I'm also assuming that over in Sweden they don't hate women and kids." She chuckled but that had a slight edge to it. "But consider me your personal cheering squad. I've had loads of practice cheering so this would be like going back to my roots." She smiled and nodded her head. "That's so great! Being able to score that well with a little one is amazing."

After getting the go ahead from Agnes she decided to text her husband knowing she was the only one that could bother him while he was working. She texted him a quick incoming and two babies emojis since he'd know that Ellie would be coming with Gunnar. She set the phone down and began to eat again. "He knows already so he's expecting us whenever we're done." After a few more bites she knew she was done. The babies were done with food and even though she only took a few bites she knew better than to force it. Ellie noticed that and went to get the few bites she had on her plate and moved it to her own plate. The little girl whispered a soft it's okay as she went on to finish it. "Do you ever miss eating warm food?" Lucy was curious to know since she'd seen how attentive she was to Gunnar.

[jerseydeanne]

"Adam Lilling founded Plus Capital in 2012, which says it aims to partner “the world’s top influencers – those who can affect more change in a day than most can in a lifetime – with the best entrepreneurs and operators in the world”.

The Sussexes have been working with Mr Lilling for some time, the Telegraph understands. 

Plus Capital is an investor in BetterUp, a coaching and mental health firm which employs the Duke as chief impact officer."

[klayr-de-gall]

Don’t Shut Me Down

[A Mama Mia AU]

by butterflyslinky

Pairing: Castiel/Dean Winchester, Jack Kline/Ambriel, Michael/Adam Milligan, Rowena MacLeod & Sam Winchester, Past Crowely (Supernatural)/Dean Winchester, Past Michael/Dean Winchester - Relationship, Kaia Nieves/Claire Novak            

Tags: Alternate Universe - Mamma Mia! Fusion, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Sexual Content, Weddings, Implied/Referenced Abuse            

Summary:

Jack Winchester is getting married and wants his Alpha father to walk him down the aisle. Unfortunately, there are several candidates.

Was it Castiel Novak, distant cousin to his best friend and his mother's supposed True Mate, who walked out to marry someone else?

Was it Fergus Crowley, a traveling salesman who charmed Dean for a night before leaving the next morning?

Or was it Michael Milton, who got caught in Dean's rebound spree even though his eyes were on Dean's brother?

Whoever it was, Jack is determined to find out, so he brings them all to Lebanon in the hopes that he'll just know.

Naturally, hijinx ensue.

[read on Ao3]

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@butterflyslinky ’s and mine SPN Media Big Bang entry, by @spn-mediabigbang

I’m very grateful I got to work on this wholesome Story and got to make art for it! Destiel and Midam are my favorite pairings (as we know) but it was absolute fun to draw Sam and Rowena! (Honestly, Rowena turned out so cute, slay girl)

There was about 2 months between the three main-pairing artworks and the group hug, and I think there is some improvment there. Like to see it. (Especially Michael turned out waaay better!) Also, look at Jack, lill cuty pie, I wanna give him a hug too!

A big

Thank You

to my writer for this experiance! It was apleasure working woth you! 💙

Promo Posts:

Destiel

Samwena

[bourbon-ontherocks]

(Previously, on the HPI rewatch...)

Bon là on est clairement  sur le début de la fin, aka l'épisode où j'ai commencé à perdre toute santé mentale.

Déjà la gêne COLOSSALE de la scène d'introduction je meurs

eLLe a dEmaNDé à dOrMiR chEz lUi... 🥹

IL LUI A TENU LES CHEVEUX 😭😭😭

Non mais je sais pas si vous vous rendez bien compte, là. Il lui a tenu les cheveux pendant qu'elle vomissait. A deux heures du mat. Après avoir été la chercher au poste ou on ne sait où alors qu'il avait sûrement mieux à faire. Mr. "C'est SALE" qui se lave les mains dix fois par jour a tenu les cheveux de Morgane bourrée. C'est -- j'ai même plus les mots, à ce stade c'est une déclaration d'amour et c'est la chose la plus romantique qu'il ait jamais faite pour elle 😱

NON je m'en suis toujours pas remise

"Vous m'avez tenu les cheveux, c'était gentil..." je la vois TELLEMENT lui sortir ça bourrée, retenez-moi... 😩

Pour rappel, c'est littéralement et uniquement cette phrase qui est à l'origine de Show you where it's dark. Just saying.

LE FICUS 🪴🪴🪴

Morgane qui bloque en boucle sur Karadec à poil c'est beaucoup trop drôle, girl, your obsession is showing

"Vous et moi on a mis un peu de temps avant de trouver une manière de travailler ensemble, je voudrais pas que cet incident vienne tout gâcher..." vous croyez que c'est aussi ce qu'il lui a dit dans la voiture entre Calais et Lille ? 😢

"On attend la PTS" suivi de Morgane qui déchiquète le punching ball, elle n'essaye même pas, je l'adore

"Vous allez faire la gueule toute la semaine ?" "Ouais" La synchronisation de Gilles et Daphné est absolument parfaite 😂

Bon par contre c'est quand-même la troisième enquête de la saison avec une mère qui a perdu son fils, faudrait se renouveler un peu, là...

"Non mais sérieux vous avez cinq ans, quoi.." Morgane ? Morgane ?! Heu, hôpital, charité, tout ça, ça te dit quelque chose ?

On a le droit de prendre sa voiture en Ehpad ? Non parce que là Henri nous apprend que sa mère est morte au volant, mais dans l'épisode suivant il nous dit qu'elle était en Ehpad depuis des années, I'm confused.

Morgane qui vit dans sa voiture et qui se fait virer du parking tout en mentant à Théa, c'est quand-même un des trucs les plus déprimants du monde 💔 ...

... Par contre Morgane qui s'incruste au dîner en tête-à-tête d'Adam et Roxane, c'est hilarant.

J'ADORE la subtilité de Roxane qui sort "Non mais y'a vraiment des gens sans gêne" en parlant totalement de Morgane sans que Morgane s'en rende compte, en vrai elle est beaucoup trop cool pour Adam 😅

Et puis ça me fait mourir de rire que globalement Roxane soit plus amusée qu'autre chose par le débarquement de Morgane, alors que Adam est au bout de sa vie

Et c'est LUI qui passe son temps à s'excuser, comme s'il était responsable du fait que sa collègue s'incruste, this speaks volumes about him tbh 😆

"C'est délicieux, mais c'est vrai que c'est un petit peu fade" Pahahaha, cette femme manie l'oxymore d'un façon magistrale 🤣 mais du coup est-ce que ça veut dire que sans Morgane elle aurait subi en silence ? Donc au fond, elle la remercie pour son initiative ketchup-mayo ?

Allez, rien que pour le plaisir, je vous mets petit goret Morgane qui s'en fout partout en imax

"Je le trouve vraiment craquant quand il s'énerve" et bah NOUS AUSSI

Bon, j'le dis ou j'le dis pas ? Karadec is officially a slut, c’est juste dommage que pour une fois qu’on a l’occasion de voir cet aspect de sa personnalité, ça soit pas avec Morgane... 😏

Mais sinon c'est juste adorable que ce soit lui qui décide de rogner sur les horaires pour prolonger les câlins, Mr. “le meilleur moyen d'être à l'heure c'est d'être en avance” ? 🥰

Morgane qui débarque à littéralement une seconde et demie d'une scène de sexe explicite 🤭😘

Roxane qui est morte de rire pendant l'intervention de Morgane, j'arrive pas à savoir si c'est Clotilde qui a pas gardé son sang-froid ou pas, mais elle est tellement plus chill qu'Adam, good for her

Et aussi, pourquoi Adam est aussi stressé à l'idée que Morgane fouille dans son pantalon ? Elle risque d'y trouver quoi, des capotes ?

HPI 🤝 Kaamelott => grumpy trouple energy

Vous pariez que Karadec les reverra jamais ses vingt balles ?

"J'étais jalouse des autres femmes, j'ai compris que j'étais en train de m'attacher, etc..." non non non, c'est pas DU TOUT on the nose haha

Céline et Daphné qui veulent aller draguer en mode non mais c'est un super plan et on y va absolument pour le boulot... LOL

Le "Pardon !" vénère de Daphné quand elle se casse après avoir suggéré à Morgane de s'excuser me fait toujours autant rire 😅

PAR CONTRE

Le fait que ça catalyse Morgane qui va s'excuser auprès de Ludo parce qu'elle réalise qu'elle va le perdre comme elle a perdu tout le monde dans sa vie, ça me 😭

Les explications sur la piste de danse... Encore une occasion manquée de voir Céline sortir à Morgane qu'Adam a failli démissionner pour elle 😢 Sinon vous avez remarqué que Céline danse la macarena ?

Le CHAOS absolu de cette sortie, quand-même, entre Céline et Morgane qui sont passées à ça 🤏 de se pécho sur un suspect pendant que Daphné vit sa meilleure vie sur la piste de danse 😅

La voix de Morgane qui déraille quand elle s'excuse auprès de Ludo gets me every fucking time 💔😰 Audrey Fleurot sait tellement bien jouer quand elle veut...

J'y crois pas, elle continue à sortir des bobards à Adam sur son soi-disant hôtel, et lui pas dupe il dit rien mais il sait très bien qu'elle ment c'est TELLEMENT mignon

Il lui a gardé une assiette, hello 😍

"Vous vous brossez réellement trois minutes ?" oh putain je commence à faire des palpitations 🙊

POURQUOI ils se brossent les dents ensemble comme un vieux couple, d'abord ??? Qui fait ça ? Vous faites ça quand vous hébergez un collègue en galère, vous ? Genre Adam était TELLEMENT pressé d'aller se coucher, il a pas pu attendre trois minutes ? Mais enfin 😆

Et Morgane qui remet sur le tapis le fait qu'elle l'a vu à poil

LE BROSSAGE DE LANGUE 😱😱😱   

Sérieusement, si on m'avait dit qu'un jour je shipperais des gens qui se brossent la langue je l'aurais pas cru

La naissance de 💫 Brosse Adam 💫 , ladies and gentlemen

"Vous vous lavez la langue ?"

Le SOURIRE de Morgane

Elle se fout de sa gueule mais en même temps on voit la vulnérabilité et l’attirance qui percent sous le masque, et je --- 😩😩😩

la GÊNE ABSOLUE

Adam qui sait plus où se mettre 🤣

"Vous avez des projets, ou...?" c'est pas DU TOUT parce qu'elle l'a vu sur le point de mettre lesdits projets à exécution avec Roxane, non non non

LA TENSION 🥹🥹🥹

Ce moment où ils n’ont PAS PU ne pas penser à s’embrasser

On ne m’ôtera pas de l’esprit qu’ils en mouraient tous les deux d’envie 🫠

Leurs regards dans le miroir, ils peuvent même plus se regarder en face oh my god 😩

Morgane qui geint "éteindre la lumière" comme si elle était au bout de sa vie (she probably is)

(Local Woman Just Hit On Her Very Not Single Boss, etc)

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Hold on I need a minute

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J'adore, parce que l’argument massue de Morgane c’est "le mec a réservé ses billets d'avion vachement à l'avance et il choisit la place à côté des toilettes", heu, deux semaines avant pour un vol international, vous appelez ça à l'avance, vous ?

"Au début il m'agaçait mais petit à petit... [...] c'était plus fort que nous" La façon dont Adam regarde Morgane pendant tout ce passage me tue. C’est l’épisode où elle réalise qu’elle est amoureuse, mais on dirait que c’est LUI qui se sent concerné, j’en peux plus 🥵

"Je tombe enceinte à chaque fois que je suis amoureuse" Ah non, hors de question. Leave Morgane’s uterus alone 2k23

Je rêve, ils ont même pas pris la peine de créer un fil WhatsApp crédible, là on dirait que la conversation vient de démarrer avec Ophélie alors que c'est sa cliente depuis trois mois 😅  l’amateurisme technologique de TF1 me surprendra toujours

"Et Gilles qui a fait... sans doute un tas de trucs" 😂😂😂

La façon dont Adam est complètement obsédé par Morgane dès qu'elle ne vit plus chez lui ça me rend dingue. Je le vois. Roxane le voit. Les acariens dans sa moquette le voient. Lui, non, il voit pas.

Tu m’étonnes que Roxane fasse des recherches sur Morgane, après...

Morgane qui hallucine Adam en train de se brosser la langue dans la cellule du commissariat -> poetic cinema 😍

ELLE LUI A PIQUE SA BROSSE A DENTS EN BAMBOU

La révélation finale de Morgane est absolument magique, pas parce qu’elle prend conscience de ses sentiments, mais parce que ce show s'auto-fanvid c'est extraordinaire 😅 

Ce montage de tous leurs petits moments 😘😘😘 Les moments où elle fait rire Adam... leurs câlins... leur complicité 🥹🥹🥹

Et mention spéciale aux petits bébés chats qui se font des léchouilles, ça me fait mourir de rire à chaque fois et c’est exactement comme ça que je veux les voir en saison 3 (ouais je sais c’est mal barré, BUT STILL, gimme my kittys 😻😽)

Oh ! Pour une fois je finis pas un épisode avec le cœur en miettes dis-donc !

M’enfin c’est juste histoire de reprendre des forces avant la suite, hein...  😏