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Fandom PSAs
Dont’ Like, Don’t Read
or DL; DR
You are responsible for curating your own online experience.
If something upsets you, makes you angry or queasy or triggers you, stop reading/looking at it. Avoid things that might make you feel that way.
Learn to use the Sort and Filter function on AO3, especially the Exclude tools.
On social media, block and mute accounts / tags / words when necessary.
If you hated something, you don’t need to tell that to the creator or start pointing fingers at them publicly.
The Back button is free. Use it.
Addendum:
Yes, for this to work, creators need to tag their works accordingly, so that people know what sort of content they are about to engage with and can nope out if necessary.
I will probably make another PSA about the importance of proper tagging later.
Ship And Let Ship
or SALS
You are allowed to ship whatever you want.
Everyone else is also allowed to ship whatever they want.
You are entitled to dislike or even hate a ship. If you want to do this online, in public, don’t use the ship tags for hate posts.
If you see someone posting about a ship they like and you don’t, there is no need for you to start arguing with them in their replies / comments / QRTs / reblogs. Don’t throw your hate in their face.
Do not harass fan creators or fans for shipping something you disapprove.
All of this also applies to liking / disliking an individual character.
Addendum:
”I agree with this, except when…”
No, then you are NOT agreeing with this.
Let me make this VERY clear. There are NO exceptions. None.
You don’t EVER harass real people over pixels.
If you disagree with this, kindly block and move on.
Your Kink Is Not My Kink
or YKINMK / YKINMKATO
The longer version is ”Your Kink Is Not My Kink And That’s Okay”.
People have different tastes. Not everything is for everybody.
Even if you don’t like a specific kink, other people are still allowed to use it in their creations.
You are entitled to dislike kinky content and think that it’s ”weird”.
Don’t kink shame or judge people based on their kinks.
This goes both ways: your kink is not someone else’s kink, so don’t push it onto those who are not into it.
Be Kind
or Don’t Be An Asshole
Focus on the things you like instead of the things you hate.
Create and unite instead of destroying and dividing.
Don’t harass real people over fictional things.
Stop stirring up petty drama just to get some attention on social media.
Stop trying to ”win”. Fandom is not a competition.
Remember that your own experiences aren’t universally shared. Your perception of things can differ from someone else’s, but that doesn’t mean either of you is necessarily wrong.
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HAPPY KRAMPMAS EVERYONE!
Starts the 25th, and goes on for 12 MORE DAYS for the 12 Days of Krampmas!
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/pulls you down beside me at the fireplace/
You said Lord of Misrule, and my brain went to Tudor Christmas. No, no, no. Let's TALK, because this shit is so fun to me as that weirdo who got into Tudor England history in fifth grade and never left that hyper fixation state of mind.
My mind likes to snag on worldbuilding aspects when I’m watching a show, so I’ve been turning over Sinsmas with my usual overthinking.
Like Sinsmas canonically seems to be a lower class holiday and I think of it as a holiday the hellborn imps and hellhounds spearheaded after hearing sinners talk about Christmas- all the decorations and sweaters are Christmas-esque, and the ‘mass’ part makes sense as a fun bastardized word as opposed to a sort of religious holiday for the Sins.
And then I’m sort of going down rabbit holes on the precolonial celebrations of Christmas that medieval sinners could be passing on, like the carousing and gambling and hunting parties. The upheaval of social norms of the Lord of Misrule would do numbers in Hell, and I can even see Lucifer enjoying that part because of the flouting of rules and order.
Anyway, none of this is helping me write my next chapter of anything, but it’s fun to think about.
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FRUITCAKE EVERYONE.
/slams into your passenger side window/
HEY GUYS. CAKE DID AN UPDATE.
Summary:
Adam doesn't know why he was reformed into an intersexed succubus. He's been cast adrift from all he was and left unsteady, as he's so much smaller and weaker than he used to be and needs to feed on lust to survive. Adam needs Lucifer for protection and food; he swears to himself that's all their relationship is, no matter how Lucifer makes him feel. Lucifer has no answers for Adam, but he needs to be needed, and Adam needs him. When Lilith left him, Lucifer lost the light of his life. It's only being in Adam's glow that Lucifer starts to realize the light that used to burn so bright when Lilith was around was from setting himself aflame to warm her. They cling to each other as Adam tries to get his feet under him again and Lucifer keeps picking up the matches. Design for Adam is inspired by Tumblr User inubaki's Prideful AU design. Their art for the story is at the end of the chapters and anonymous artwork is there too. Updates on Saturdays when possible.
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FRESH FROM THE BAKERY
/slams into your passenger side window/
HEY GUYS. CAKE DID AN UPDATE.
Summary:
Adam doesn't know why he was reformed into an intersexed succubus. He's been cast adrift from all he was and left unsteady, as he's so much smaller and weaker than he used to be and needs to feed on lust to survive. Adam needs Lucifer for protection and food; he swears to himself that's all their relationship is, no matter how Lucifer makes him feel. Lucifer has no answers for Adam, but he needs to be needed, and Adam needs him. When Lilith left him, Lucifer lost the light of his life. It's only being in Adam's glow that Lucifer starts to realize the light that used to burn so bright when Lilith was around was from setting himself aflame to warm her. They cling to each other as Adam tries to get his feet under him again and Lucifer keeps picking up the matches. Design for Adam is inspired by Tumblr User inubaki's Prideful AU design. Their art for the story is at the end of the chapters and anonymous artwork is there too. Updates on Saturdays when possible.
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THE RACCOON ALSO DID AN UPDATE.
The Raccoon:
Summary:
Eve never existed, but people certainly seemed to think she did. No one but a select few angels ever knew that Eve wasn't name, so much as a title, an occupation. Life bringer. The human that gave birth to humanity. After Lilith's betrayal, that responsibility fell onto the shoulders of Adam, the only remaining human. He was made to take on both forms, at times he'd be that which Heaven called man, and at times he'd be that which they called woman. After pain and betrayal, after the death of his child, Adam begins to hate when his body takes on the form of Eve. He begins to hate everything associated with it. He refuses to take that form when he becomes an angel. But when he dies as an angel, Adam finds himself stuck in his Eve form in front of the Hazbin Hotel. And in front of a Lucifer who has no idea that Eve never existed.
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What kind of nuts we talking? Macadamia? Pecan? I'm trying to stay off the almonds because they're bad for the soil.
/slams into your passenger side window/
HEY GUYS. CAKE DID AN UPDATE.
Summary:
Adam doesn't know why he was reformed into an intersexed succubus. He's been cast adrift from all he was and left unsteady, as he's so much smaller and weaker than he used to be and needs to feed on lust to survive. Adam needs Lucifer for protection and food; he swears to himself that's all their relationship is, no matter how Lucifer makes him feel. Lucifer has no answers for Adam, but he needs to be needed, and Adam needs him. When Lilith left him, Lucifer lost the light of his life. It's only being in Adam's glow that Lucifer starts to realize the light that used to burn so bright when Lilith was around was from setting himself aflame to warm her. They cling to each other as Adam tries to get his feet under him again and Lucifer keeps picking up the matches. Design for Adam is inspired by Tumblr User inubaki's Prideful AU design. Their art for the story is at the end of the chapters and anonymous artwork is there too. Updates on Saturdays when possible.
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/slams into your passenger side window/
HEY GUYS. CAKE DID AN UPDATE.
Summary:
Adam doesn't know why he was reformed into an intersexed succubus. He's been cast adrift from all he was and left unsteady, as he's so much smaller and weaker than he used to be and needs to feed on lust to survive. Adam needs Lucifer for protection and food; he swears to himself that's all their relationship is, no matter how Lucifer makes him feel. Lucifer has no answers for Adam, but he needs to be needed, and Adam needs him. When Lilith left him, Lucifer lost the light of his life. It's only being in Adam's glow that Lucifer starts to realize the light that used to burn so bright when Lilith was around was from setting himself aflame to warm her. They cling to each other as Adam tries to get his feet under him again and Lucifer keeps picking up the matches. Design for Adam is inspired by Tumblr User inubaki's Prideful AU design. Their art for the story is at the end of the chapters and anonymous artwork is there too. Updates on Saturdays when possible.
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dudes, be supportive of each other. you already are doing a great job, but keep it up! this is how you keep a fandom and friendship alive. support and love and screaming excitedly over plots and fanart and fanfiction.
find a fanfic. spam the comments' sections with your love. reblog art, and tell them how that art makes you feel so happy and delighted.
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*listens to the wind scream* Looks like Potato is tweaking.
Me actually tweaking over wanting to draw more mpreg
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So, my dad is the one who helped me make it, and we agreed that on Christmas Eve morning, when we make this again, we're going to do layers of apple slices, instead of just one layer on the bottom as the recipe called for.
I'm pretty sure that's what Lucifer would do, too, because he'd taste it as is and go "not enough apples", and thus, MORE SHALL BE ADDED.
Okay, I'll actually try to make this.
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They ARE an extension of Lucifer's magic. Makes sense for them to be so freaking cute. But I'm sure Ada would agree that Muriel is cuter than any of those cherubs whatsoever.
also way less creepy
Cooking Goons
Based off Adam to Ada by @taradiddled
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Mammon: Saaaaay, Lucifer, old buddy ol' pal...
Lucifer: I know I'm probably going to be punching your face in a moment, but, fine. What do you want, Mammon?
Mammon: Luciferrrrrr. Don't be a hater! I'm just looking to offer you the opportunity to spread your lady's good will--.
Ada: I'm not a lady.
Mammon: Your bitch's good will--.
Ada: I'm going to kill him.
Lucifer: Get in line, dear. Mammon. Get to the point.
Mammon: Yeesh, you fuckers are unfriendly today. Fine, fine. Skip to the point. I was just thinking that, you and your bitch want to get good publicity, am I right?
Ada: No shit.
Mammon: Riiiiiiiiiiight. Well, I was just thinking that, hey -- what's a better avenue for good publicity than mass marketing!
Lucifer: Oh no.
Ada: Mass marketing?
Mammon: Oh yeah! And, bitch, I am the KING of mass marketing! Just ask your disco stick dick -- Mammon ALWAYS delivers when it comes to what's marketable.
Lucifer: Delivery in cheap knock-offs, maybe.
Mammon: I prefer the term 'affordable'. ANY-WHO! I'd like to extend the very generous, very profitable offer of putting your mistress's face out there with my EXTREMELY POPULAR personal doll line!
Ada: What?
Lucifer: He wants to make a sex doll of you.
Ada: FUCKING WHAT?!
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Mary Oliver, from a poem titled "Hunter's Moon," featured in New & Selected Poems of Mary Oliver
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Ada: I fucking love you.
Lucifer: Awwww. Now, can you say that without 'fucking'?
Ada: You don't want me fucking? Pretty sure you did. Wellllll...I guess I could stop fucking...
Lucifer: Ohhhhh no, no, no, no! Fucking is fine. Totally fine!
Ada: Thought so, you goon.
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Ada, rocking a fuzzy robe for the first time: Let me be perfectly fucking honest. I still think this is kind of sissy shit. But sissy shit is comfy shit, and I'm waaaaaay too pregnant and hormonal to give a shit about the crap I used to care about.
Ada: Now, leave me to my fluffy robe!
*pulls blanket over her head and hunkers down on the bed, blushing*
Lucifer, outside the bed, smirking: Sooooooo you don't want the matching fluffy slippers?
*pokes Ada's head with the slippers. Ada reaches out from the blanket and snags the slippers*
Ada: Thank you very fucking much, goony.
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Christine Baranski as Martha May Whovier in “How The Grinch Stole Christmas”, 2000 ✨
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