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"I love you so much. And that's fucking insane for me to say that out loud, right? But I do."

Companion (2025) dir. Drew Hancock

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Look, I understand the appeal of AI (actually, I don't, I really don't), but if you use AI at any point in your fandom works, creative works at all, I consider that to be a total brain-suck on creativity as a whole. There is no soul behind AI works.

The point of being creative is you, the person, the being, the sentient life form, putting in effort to share a part of yourself with other people. When you leave that creativity up to AI, you are denying yourself the opportunity to show your creativity.

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It is important that you know who is in your state's Supreme Court. While the Supreme Court of the United States is absolutely fucked with Trump's cronies, what with Trump and Musk trying to express the intention of putting the handling of laws in state hands, it is VITALLY IMPORTANT, that we make sure the people who oversee those laws in our respective states have our best interests in mind.

Wisconsin is about to have a vote for their Supreme Court. Get in there, know what's going on, and make sure to keep that Trump-supporting Republican out of that vacant seat. Because Musk has already glommed on to the race, and is doing as much as he can to influence the election into his and Trump's favor.

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Alastor and Husk being Lucifer's best friends is the equivalent of Angel Dust and Cherri bomb being Adam's change my mind I dare u

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Crested Duck with Happy Feet

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“This one is my favorite,” she tapped her drawing pointedly. “The crested duck. It reminds me of cockatoos,” she smiled. “And you.”

Lucifer stuffed his hands on his hips, grinning. “Wellllll, you always have had an eye for the finer things in nature.” Clearly, he was referring to himself, and Adam let the egotism slide, too besotted to make any clearly deserved remark. “Handsome creatures, am I right?”

“Also some of the fussiest,” Adam added, grinning when Lucifer deflated just a little. “I think it’s the feather fluff that does it.”

Lucifer quickly ran a hand through his own feather fluff of a head of hair. The move was briefly self-conscious, before Lucifer’s infamous Pride reared its blonde head and the King of Hell made a positively puckered expression.

“You’re just jealous of our natural good looks and obviously magnetic charisma.”

Adam tried to keep herself from laughing at Lucifer’s poor attempt to hide his pout. “Why should I be jealous? I have the hotter, and sexiest of drakes right here.” When Lucifer gave her a confused look, Adam sighed, rolled her eyes, and then very non-discreetly, grabbed a very generous handful of Lucifer’s backside, and squeezed.

“You’re lucky you’re so sexy, goony.”

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Stop buying toys and gear from Am@z0n. Support LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE instead.

This is a repost from my old blog–with updates! Here is a massive list of recommendations of shops across the board. I put an emphasis on queer- or women-owned/focused shops but not all have been vetted or verified. Starred (***) shops are ones I have personally shopped at or my friends recommend. I focused on quality materials and reasonable (but not always cheap) pricing.

You have no excuse to be buying sex toys off of Am@z0n when all of these shops exist. Most Etsy shops offer free shipping on purchases over $35!

GENERAL

Shops that sell a variety of toys, tools, and gear

Stockroom***

The Pleasure Chest***

Good Vibrations

Babeland***

Sugar

Good For Her

Come As You Are

Smitten Kitten

Wet For Her

Early To Bed***

She Bop

Knotty Vibes

New York Toy Collective***

Oxy Shop Shibari

Oh My Butt Plug

SheVibe

STANDARD TOYS

Shops that sell realistic or standard-shaped toys

Tantus Inc.***

GODEMICHE

Uberrime

Portland Toy Company

Seductive Stones TR

Lee Nee Mee Nee

Gem’s Little Pink Box

Dong Deals NY

FANTASY TOYS

Shops that sell fantasy-themed or non-standard toys. Alternatives to B@d Dr@g0n.

Qimera Forge

Twin Tail Creations***

Primal Hardwere***

Fantasy Dangus

Xeno Cat Artifacts

New Folklore Silicone

Strange Bedfellas

Pleasure Forge

Shapely Toys

Sinnovator

Pheonixflame Forge

Northern Fantasy Toys

JoyFlex Toys

Geeky Sex Toys

Lovecrafters Toys

Frisky Labz

Nerd Climax

Bad Wolf PL

Nameless Angel Works

Fantasticocks***

Self Delve

Concocktions

The Crafty Hedonist

Built Up Beasts

Fairy Lust Fantasy

Nawty ToyBox

Wandering Bard Toys***

Senmurv Studios

Deep Fantasies

Wildo’s Dildos

Vaa Char

HC Fantasies

Cultured Fiction Labs

Zlotech

Masterwork Toys

Love Smiths

Neotori Customs and Hoard

Desire Toys

Manufuktory

Top Notch Dongs

LEATHER

Shops that specialize in leather tools and gear

Blue Velvet Leather

Leather or Knot

Decoria Belle

Spill Adornment***

RACK Leather Goods

Harness by Olga Ku

Gestalt Fetishwear

RHEA Leathercrafts***

Xenolux

The Brig Leather Co.

Unicorn Collaborators

Dirty Darlings Leather

Ideologia

Bound Aries Leather

Simply Kink

Leather or Knot

Restrained Grace***

NON-LEATHER

Shops that specialize in leather alternative gear and tools–vegan friendly!

Beastly Bootique

GNAT***

Liquorice And Lace

PlayVegan

Kinky Nerd Toys

LINGERIE

Shops that sell lingerie and other undergarments

Origami Customs***

Gender Bender LLC

Shapeshifters***

GC2B***

TomboyX***

Rebirth Garments***

Carmen Liu Lingerie

JBC Lingerie

PlayOut Apparel

Pyramid Seven

Marco Marco Underwear

Girls Will Be Boys Clothing

RodeoH***

Cantiq

Rogue & Worthy

Create Havoq

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Okay I realized a lot of people don't know about this so there is this really cool product called the Ohnut. It's made for people with vaginas who have pelvic floor issues. Pelvic floor dysfunction can often cause painful penetration with sex.

It comes in a variety of sizes and can limit the depth of penetration while still allowing stimulation for the person with a penis. BUT I realized it has a lot of other uses. Vaginoplasty has a limit on vagina depth (usually 4-6.5 inches) which can be limiting for people with larger partners. This would allow for comfortable vaginal sex with larger partners! And in general for anyone with a vagina with larger partners that cause pain during sex, it would work great for that.

So I thought I'd share about this product because I have never really seen it mentioned online.

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Wait what?? Bad dragon is selling nazi furries dicks?

Well that sucks I liked their toys.

yeah, bad dragon will do anything for a few extra pennies,

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Attempting real hard to make stickers and chose to return the cricut I bought to get a better cutter

Sometimes the cuts would look good and sometimes they wouldn't I decided to return it because I was frustrated and didn't want to try and fix it then not be able to return it so I just decided on returning it

HOWEVER I still plan on making this dream come true I just gotta save money so I can send off packages and be able to buy the thing I need. Commissions will open again sometime in either April or May

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Ada: Don't you have anyone like really loyal to you keeping an eye on these assholes? Maybe banging them on the side to collect blackmail and keep their heads on straight?

Lucifer: What? No! I mean, I don't remember that EVER coming up at any point. I'm sure there was something like that in the very beginning of Hell, when we were establishing the rings' territories...

Ada: In Heaven, Uriel has her own Flying Squad that reports directly to her and Gabriel. Mortals and Seraphim whose main job is to maneuver around the Higher Choirs, being Gabriel's eyes and ears when he can't be there. They mainly keep the more ornery of the Higher Choirs on leashes by fucking them, and using that hold to sway things in Gabriel's favor when Michael gets too big for his adequately sized balls.

Lucifer: What? That doesn't sound like something that would happen in Heaven. That sounds more like how the noblemen in Hell conduct their shadier business.

Ada: Hey, hand to my heart. Uriel was the one who introduced me to the Flying Squad, actually, after Michael fucked with my head That Time. They were shit at healing soul-rending wounds, but their orgies could make you believe anything was possible.

Lucifer: Orgies?

Ada: I probably would have done better if I'd taken Uriel's offer to join the Squad, but since Michael still had a hold on Abel, I had to eventually go back to his army and start killing Sinners again.

Lucifer: I'm--I'm terribly sorry. I'm going to need you to back up a bit, because I'm still trying to wrap my head around my bookworm sister and meek little brother operating that kind of outfit, together.

Ada: For the record, I don't think Gabriel really ever approves of Uriel's tactics. But he couldn't stop her from holding those secret orgies, so how was he going to stop her from running a ring of spies?

Lucifer: Were you ever one of those spies?

Ada: Not officially. Sometimes I'd fuck a Choir member of interest, but it was more for the opportunity of personal blackmail than the tug-o-war of influence between your two brothers.

Lucifer: Well, so long as you had a good time.

Ada: The sex was usually shit, but the hold I had over those fuckers? Ohhhhhhh. So good, it was almost an orgasm.

Lucifer: Wait. Was fucking me another one of your power games, or--.

Ada: Stop right the fuck there. First of all -- no. Fuck no. I fucked you for me, and only me. I didn't fuck you to later be able to blackmail you. I fucked you because all the love for you I had repressed for thousands and thousands of years, was about to pop, and you looked fucking hot in that stupid little cape of yours.

Lucifer: Just the cape?

Ada: If you're looking for more compliments, pal, you're going to need to do a lot more than bat those pretty eyes at me.

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Lilith's future side hustle is perfumes in Wrath. She and Eve actually do this together, where Eve gets to use her green regeneration abilities to grow the especially rare plants Lilith needs. However, while Lilith and Eve have their own private garden, where Lilith keeps the flowers that have been taken from Earth, the bulk of Lilith's plant supplies come from citizens in Wrath.

Farms and ranches, connected to the underground Green Line (created by Eve, influenced by Satan) sell the plants to the Royal Family, allowing the Royal Family of Hell to invest into Wrath's agricultural communities (which are prominently run by Imps). All the product that the farmers and ranchers sell to the Royal Family are un-taxed, allowing the community some financial leniency.

Lilith's perfumery is called The First & Second, and the prices of her fragrances are modest, where the King of Hell's Mistress had advised the importance of affordability for the general consumer. The First & Second does relatively well, financially, but it does not seek to expand its perfumery into the other rings, preferring to be stationed in Wrath, where they have a single fulfillment center in the back of Eve and Lilith's ranch house.

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Quack, quack! Can you see how the flying duck orchid (Caleana major) got its name? This unique plant, which can be found in the open woodlands of Australia, grows up to 15.8 in (40 cm) tall. When it blooms, its flower bears an uncanny resemblance to a duck in flight. A long red labellum, or tongue-like petal, at the top of the orchid attracts pollinating insects. When curious pollinators land, the labellum snaps shut, trapping them inside. The insects are then coated in pollen before being released—and will hopefully pollinate the next orchid they visit.

Photo: ambikab, CC BY-NC 4.0, iNaturalist

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Smut ahoy

She was a man. She was a woman. She was a being created in the image of God, by God Himself. But here, on her hands and knees, back arched, Lucifer's tail caressing Adam's belly, she felt her existence expand beyond her former mortality, and boiling demon blood. As Lucifer fucked her from behind, his claw-like hands digging into the flesh of her backside, as he drove Adam to brink of what felt less like sanity, but actually an epiphany.

"So good, Ada, so good," the King of Hell moaned, breath a wet pant as he hammered away with her pearl-pale hips. "My pretty, prickly mistress. My darling duckling dear. F-f-fuck. You feel so good."

She'd been made to bear the weight of Humanity, whether it be to seed, or to carry. Only Divine intervention (literally) had stopped Adam from fulfilling the second half of her destiny. But here, in Hell, with the King of Hell's baby in her womb, and the King of Hell rutting into her, as if they were two beasts seeking to fulfill bestial, carnal interests, Adam felt closer to the Glory that God had once promised Adam.

Glory of Life.

Glory of Love.

Glory of -- OH.

Fuck.

Yes.