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ok romance

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nosferatu (2024) dir. robert eggers // kiss of death (1908) by włodzimierz błocki

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"I know your secret, Ada," Lucifer whispered in her ear before sucking on the lobe, rocking his hips HARD into Adam and making her clench around him when he knocked his dick right into her cervix. She dug her fingers into the thick of the comforter beneath them, mouth dropping open in a silent gasp. And while Adam tried to recover, Lucifer took hold of her hips and began to move her against him, mindful of her belly between them.

Adam groaned as Lucifer started a steady tempo, and Lucifer snickered, pulling back so he could look back up into Adam's face. Ruby red eyes twinkled with mischief, and Adam knew she was in deep, deep, DEEP trouble.

"I know your deep, dark, dirty little secret," Lucifer enunciated.

Adam panted. "Y-yeah?" She rocked her hips against Lucifer's, pushing against his tempo with her own. He might have caught her by surprise just then, but she wasn't willing to just let Lucifer take the reins. That wasn't how she saw their night progressing.

"What do you think you know?" she asked, purposely clenching down on him. She grinned, vicious, pleased, when she saw the King of Hell's face spasm from egotism, a gasp of his own knocked right from Lucifer's chest.

writing porn. What terrible puns should Ada and Lucifer make while having sex to try and get each other to laugh?

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"You're incorrigible," Adam snickered, pulling at Lucifer's shirt until he got the hint and let her pull it away over his head. Adam tossed it over her shoulder in the aftermath, not caring where it landed, her gold eyes roving Lucifer's alabaster pale chest with great appreciation.

Lucifer puffed up his chest, raising his shoulders and posing. His blonde brows waggled suggestively at Adam, and he grinned viciously. "Like what you see?" He then flexed his arms in line with his shoulders, his minuscule muscles on display for the briefest moment.

Adam's lips curved, unable to keep from smiling. She couldn't help it. He looked ridiculous, and she KNEW he was doing it on purpose just to make her smile.

Still, she couldn't let him go and think one corny quip could make her melt like chocolate on a pan over a flame (even though she was very much already gooey inside). So she pulled back her shoulders, pushed her chest out so that her tits were on prominent display, and scoffed in a play at nonchalance. She completely ignored the growing erection in her pants, not wanting to ruin her effect.

"Do you really think being a fucking dork is going to get you balls-deep inside me?"

Lucifer's grin turned wicked, the corners of his mouth tugging higher.

"Oh, I think it'll get me farther than that, my pretty-pretty prickly mistress!"

writing porn. What terrible puns should Ada and Lucifer make while having sex to try and get each other to laugh?

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writing porn. What terrible puns should Ada and Lucifer make while having sex to try and get each other to laugh?

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give me an hour and I’ll write some porn.

I'm so bored, is it obvious AAAAAAAAA

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”Who was your first kiss?”

“God.”

“On the mouth?!”

“What? No! The forehead!”

“I’m talking about your first lip contact ON THE MOUTH.”

“You mean whose mouth I put my lips on, or who put their lips on my mouth?”

“The first one.”

“Oh. That was Lucifer”

“WHAT?”

“I saw two wolves bump snouts, and thought it seemed nice. So I tried to do that with Lucifer, but he didn’t know what I was doing, and I ended up accidentally banging my face against his, and in the process, my mouth hit his.”

“…But that’s not a real kiss.”

“That was the first time my lips were on someone else’s lips.”

“Are you for real?”

“Don’t know. Let me touch my tit. Yep. I’m real.”

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Ada’s first pet in Hell is a goat that Lucifer got from Earth. Because Mara goaded Lucifer into it and apparently “Grandi loves goats”.

Ada names them Lucy Jude, which Lucifer shortens to Luju. Lucy Jude does not find this amusing in the slightest.

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Some doods of my favorite fic!! ‘More to the story’

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Ada: Something just occurred to me...

Lucifer: I'll throw a party in celebration.

Ada: ...

Lucifer: Sorry. Old habit.

Ada: ...whatever. I'm fucking you into the mattress for that, later. Anyways -- it's occurred to me that Muriel hasn't grown a single inch in the last year, and they're already eight years old.

Lucifer: That's because Muriel wasn't created with the ability to grow up.

Ada: ...excuse me?

Lucifer: Well, when I created them, I never planned on them growing up like an actual Hellborn. I figured that they'd be with me as my servant forever, so why would they need to grow up?

Ada: Let me get this straight: you created another living being, with the intention to never let them age, grow, or change, because you planned for them to stay with you. Forever. As your servant.

Lucifer: ...yes?

Ada: ...

Lucifer: ...oh fuck. I get it now.

Ada: Oh good. I don't have to beat you over the head with the obvious. Now, be a good blue fairy and go make Lambie a real lamb.

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There was the dinner in the oven, the pot boiling on the stove, and the dessert chilling in the massive fridge. Muriel had trusted Adam to keep the kitchen going while they stepped out with Charlie and Vaggie to go run a couple quick errands at the closest supermarket. Oz had been put down for a nap not twenty minutes earlier, and according to the little baby snores coming out of the baby monitor sitting on the little kitchen table, the little prince was very much still asleep.

Meanwhile, while the Prince of Hell napped away, his parents were debauching their kitchen, or "christening it", as Lucifer had snickered to Adam when he'd pulled his face out from Adam's muff long enough to say something witty. He'd then dove right back in, forcing Adam back against the kitchen counter, ass practically on top of it, as Lucifer ate Adam out with voracious appetite he rarely showed outside sex.

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sometimes it's not even enemies to lovers. sometimes you get handed the leash of a snarling, barking dog against your will and realize with dawning horror that you are now responsible for teaching it not to bite

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"Hey, it's okay." His hands slipped over hers. "Ada? It's okay. I'm right here." She could see the difference in size between their limbs through the fringes of her tears. It was almost comical, but as Lucifer touched Adam's hands, she could feel a very real warmth through the brush of pale naked skin on skin.

He pressed himself against her, tucking up against her side, and pushing his face into the curve of Adam's neck. His lips warm against the skin there, his eyelashes brushing like a flutter of wings. His hands left Adam's and went to her sides, holding her with a strength in those magic claw-like fingertips that Adam didn't need a demonstration to know that it existed.

"Ada, dear. I love you. It's okay. We'll figure this out." He gave her a little squeeze -- just a little one -- but the affection of it had Adam wrapping her arms around her beau and tucking him directly beneath her chin. She'd been floating in a mire of misery only a little while ago, but with Lucifer in her arms, Adam felt as if he'd pulled her out of the metaphorical waters and set her in a boat, upon which they now rested, floating on that water's surface.

She wasn't alone. Adam reminded herself of that.

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??: Aren't you angry? Aren't you appalled? Aren't you disgusted with yourself?

Ada: ...have been for over the last ten thousand years. I'm a little tired of beating the shit out of myself and letting others beat the shit out of me. I'm also sick of hurting because I hurt the people I love more than anything.

Ada: So excuse-fucking-me if I let myself grow past all the shit I've been stuck in, and actually make something of my afterlife.

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Ada just dropping into Lucifer's lap after a long afternoon of paperwork, kicking off the pens and papers, and straddling the King's lap. She's pouting and pushing herself right up against him and saying, "Make out with me, goony."

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