#ada!dazai

[baby-tini]

YOU WRITE BSD CHARS SO ACCURATELY DUDEEEE ive been dying to read smth non fucking fanon but nsfw w dazai mostly HELP and i found ur account and bro ure a life saviour istg.

I love ur writings more than i love myself istg

WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE IF U WROTE THINGS DAZAI WOULD SAY IN BED :3 like ?? I feel like this man would praise u sooo much while doing the most unholy shit to you,, but i also feel like he wouldn't exactly degrade you but hed deffo mock u..

HES SO UGH I NEED HIM MORE THAN ANYONE DAZAI HMU ㅜㅜ

Aww, thank you so much, that is the biggest compliment because Dazai is so hard too figure out and even harder too write for!!!

TW- Implied Gun-play with PM!Dazai

ADA!Dazai-

-"Put your tongue back in your mouth before I stick something else in it."

-"You're so whiney baby... you gonna tell me what you want in full sentences or are you just gonna keep babbling?"

-"You're too pretty too be covering your face pretty girl.. move your hands for me."

-"Make a mess and I'm gonna make you lick it up, so it'd be best if you controlled that pretty little pussy of mine, yeah?"

-"Such a little minx you are, love. Touching me like that while I'm sleeping.. you're so needy."

PM!Dazai-

-"I thought you said you could take it.. oh, you can? So why are you crying, hm?... Get your face out of the pillow and answer me."

-"You take my cock so well... you think you could take it just the same if it was my gun fucking you instead?... mmm, actually I think you could take my gun even better."

-"You're so fucking loud, do I need too shut you up?... don't look at me like that, it certainly wouldn't be with my cock, you haven't even gotten close too earning that."

-"Being fucked is a reward, given your behavior recently, that shouldn't even be on your mind."

-"Coming untouched, huh? That's quite pathetic, even for you."

Beast!Dazai-

-"My pretty girl... so polite. Saying thank you when I let you cum, I taught you well, huh?"

-"Ah ah. Don't. That's not yours too touch."

-"Watch your mouth or don't speak. You don't get too cry about not cuming knowing the way you've acted today. You're lucky I'm fucking you at all."

-"Slow love, undress slower for me, I'm not going anywhere, I'd like too enjoy it, can you give me that baby?"

-"I said I'd make you cum when I got home, what? You thought just because you were sleeping that I wouldn't follow through? You wound me love."

[cheap-tea-addict]

Who should be laying next to catzai?👀

[stardustincarnate]

I have this prompt from last last year, I think. It's supposedly a Dazai x Reader fic in which the reader is initially sort of like a villain, an independent party, who has the ability to turn anyone into some hideous, terrific looking creature. Sometimes, the reader will murder people, but mostly targeting the conventionally attractive-looking ones with a deep history of deceit and corruption, solely because reader thinks it serves them justice in a way, and due to an own deeply rooted personal issue. Some time later, they get entangled with Dazai, the latter causing great annoyance to the reader who even thinks about listing down his name on their to-be-murdered list, and definitely because reader is feeling-built like Sherlock, knowing his past and all. Though what reader doesn't know is that they aren't the only ones who know... secrets.

I'm just not sure how it will end, but I think there will be some sappy stuffs in the middle part.

Bro this has been in my notes since 2021, which I can't even believe is 2 years ago already.

[valetonvi]

I saw this tweet and was like 'yep, that's atsushi'

[nekovale]

IT'S DONE This was actually one of the very first ideas I wanted to draw for skk, because (as someone rightly pointed out in the tags) they are just so in synchro when they work together, I can't help but think that would translate for dancing as well

[tamberrio]

“They say the murderer trapped the souls of his victims in the photos he took. What do you think, Atsushi-kun? Seems like a fun way to die~”

“… Sure. But the murderer stopped and he was never found, right?”

“Hah! It won’t be that way for long. His identity is as good as found now that I’m here!”

[lotus-pear]

top 10 moments before disaster (dazai is about to step on his toes)

[unicornpopcorn14]

So we all know by now that Dazai is comfortable enough around Chuuya to show nervousness/worry.

Enough times for Chuuya to pick up on that pattern. The pattern, may I remind you, that doesn't have evident correlation to either nervousness or worry to most people. One that can even be interpreted as misplaced given the situation.

Which means that Dazai has done this in front of Chuuya so often, that Chuuya at first was hella confused, before he finally made a connection between when and why it happens. And still remembered that connection after four years of separation. Which gets us to my point:

What if this isn't the only emotion Dazai displays weirdly?

What if he has multiple unconventional patterns he displays for sadness, frustration, content, or disgust? The times he really feels them, and they become too strong for him to just deal with normally? What if these are the only times he's actually being genuine with his emotions?

And Chuuya is the only one who is familiar with them all?

Dazai would be jumping rope and Chuuya would be like, "quit sulking, let's get icecream"

Dazai hanging upside down on the couch and Chuuya going, "It's okay, mackerel. You can cry."

Dazai actually crying, full on heart-wrenching sobs, and Chuuya unironically going, "What, good news?"

It's just... comforting, for one person in Dazai's life to read him like a book. Everyone else would look at him like he's crazy, displaying wrong emotions/behaviors at the wrong time, but Chuuya knows that it's just how he processes feeling properly, and thus he's the only one Dazai can count on to put things into context and understand, which makes him display them even more openly.

Because Chuuya never shamed him for his quirks, as much as Dazai never did his.

[svetlovasart]

kiss kiss

[dead-body-in-the-basement]

and a juice

[sabh0]

ADA Chuuya for @/trash_melon's DTIYS (Instagram)! I love Chuuya and Kenji duo sm!!! Dazai is there too i guess...

[baby-tini]

Not a request lovey but I was wondering about how Dazai would feel if his s/o was related to a crime/mob boss

You have this mans interest peaked, he wants too know who it is and how you found out. Once you do tell him who it is, he'd do a whole bunch of research of his own on the relative, because he's highly intrigued, but it also depends on who it was. If your relation was immediate family, like your father of sorts, he really wouldn't want you near your father, because he understands that being in the mafia can bring casualties to those around them and he's not willing too sacrifice your safety because of your families actions. But, if it was a great grandfather of sorts, and you weren't in any harms way, he wouldn't mind it, he'd probably tease you a bit; about continuing their legacy. If we're talking about Beast!Dazai though... that's a little different, because in that universe, he's a mob boss himself, so if it was your father, he'd want too meet him, and I'm sure he'd use it to his own gain, maybe expanding the Port Mafias influence of sorts.

[tamanegi-san]

Happy birthday to the ADA's full-time mother ✨

[mackerel22]

Fukuzawa: And, as always, here's your weekly reminder that therapy and other psychiatric services are covered by the ada healthcare plan.

Dazai:

Dazai, whispering to Kunikida: Why does he always look at me when he says that?

[afterthelambs]

ADA office dynamics that heal my soul in these trying times

[jellie-the-aqua-puma]

Chuuya’s so funny because he literally shows up to do the bare minimum (unless Dazai is involved).

Like mfkr, you’re the strongest person in the world, what do you mean “oh no! he sliced through the helicopter blades! What are we going to do?!”

Your power is near limitless. Take your pick of defensive techniques. Throw him to space. Grind him to dust. Carry the helicopter away???

Why are you making people jump out of planes and sacrifice their lives when you can juggle the opps until their brains are mush?

He’s like “Mori said let them on the helicopter. I did my part.”

“Oh no; that kid and that guy from that place that Dazai occasionally volunteers at are strapped to bombs?” … “Well it’s my day off so more power to them.” ✌🏼

The absolute bare minimum. He’s so funny.