#actually fuck harry styles lmfao

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its interesting to see how one direction fans still think harry was forced to be separate. where as he's made it clear that he chose to leave the other boys behind and started planning his exit with azoffs way way before he let anyone know.

even keeping his songs for himself and not sharing time with the band.

which is good for him, but its the same as with liam, the one direction fans will cling to the fantasy of "boys" being good and only doing shady things when management forced them.

i mean people are hardly accepting liam could've been abusive to a girl fans arent invested in. why would they ever come consider the idea that baby boy harry cheated the fuck out and made his fame the top most priority. even at the cost of others. i think he chose it to be at the cost of others.

to be completely honest, i think this is such a black and white view of the band dynamic and leaves absolutely no room for the grey which very much dictated a lot of the inner workings of the band we never saw. harry isn’t a super villian and never was. neither was zayn for leaving the band.

if you truly believe that there wasn’t a very clear agenda to bring harry to the face of the band from the beginning which only amplified as his star persona got more obvious as the band got bigger and there was more $$$ to be had— especially over the image of harry, independently, then i think you’re the one who needs to reevaluate it.

these guys were all teenagers/early 20s at the height of their fame (the band ended when harry was 21 years old!!!!). the ego thrust on them and the decisions made that were part of that era were not just decided upon by one of them, like harry. and allowed to exist without careful consideration and input by their team. they were a machine. their brand was raking in so much more money than im sure is even fathomable. were a lot of the things these boys did savory during that time period? no. and i’m not saying harry didn’t involve himself in certain areas that were shit things to indulge. but, the idea that he was a mastermind behind being the face of the band and wanting more out of a career and doing shady things under the table to guarantee that is just so silly to me. he was 18-21 years old lmfao

sony knew that harry was going to be profitable for them regardless of if the band existed. and the azoffs obviously knew that. they had primed harry from the very beginning for what ultimately ended up happening with his solo career. to make things appear so black and white that there’s no room to even suggest that harry had a lot of people in his ear and a lot of power due to his platform in the band with industry heads is just so so silly to me. the influence people have who are so much more experienced and powerful than you, coaching you and guiding you on how you need to go about your independent brand— especially at such an impressionable age as he was is so much more believable than harry edward styles the super villian who broke up the band and had been secretly planning his exit for years without any remorse for any other member and was in it for fame and profit!!!! like be so serious.

these were kids who from the very start were primed by those who saw nothing but dollar signs over their heads. if that doesn’t fuck up logical thinking and decision making after being in that kind of bubble for years, i don’t know what does. i genuinely don’t believe anyone can make any sort of judgement like that on someone who lived such a different life at such a young age and demonize them for it without ever knowing what you would do in that situation. because we can scream “i would never!” or “that’s such a gross thing to do!” or “i couldn’t hang out with them or betray this person!” or “i could never be hellbent on fame!” all we want, but how would that change if you were actually in that position? no one can say for sure. and that’s where all the grey comes in.

and i do apologize i hate being all long-winded and ramble-y but ever since 2020 when all the boys started slowly but surely talking more authentically about their experience in the band….. there’s been such a window of grace for me when i think back on things that used to upset me or confuse me about some of the decisions that were made by all of them. perhaps it’s just growing up and experiencing life, but i just have a lot more grace for them and how things transpired during those last two years especially. i cannot imagine. which is why i believe all of their separate recollections and feelings about it all are valid because they did all experience it differently and interpreted it differently as the years went on.

so, i’m sorry. i understand there’s a more nuanced conversation to be had about harry styles™️ as a brand now. there’s been a lot of things in recent years regarding him that i acknowledge and i understand people’s issues with him. which is fine. but, i just don’t really care for such a harsh opinion of him when it comes to the end of the band and how things were handled from 2014-2016. it just seems silly to look at it like that— especially in 2024.

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"Okay, so tonight's dinner will be pizza, as I was informed. "Where are you?" Not knowing what she should be looking for other than a pizza box as she makes her way down the catwalk, YN says, "Is there a pizza box I should be looking for, really? — A sudden cheer could be heard from the other side of the stage, where Harry appeared to be pointing down to someone in the audience. Harry said, "C'mere, I think I found her. I'll even check my imaginary watch on my wrist to see how long it'll take her to get here," he said, motioning for YN to come over to his side.

"I actually believed a turtle was with me on stage," Harry jokes with a smirk on his lips, "YN finally made it over, much slower than anyone, actually." By this time, the two are arguing once more and have forgotten that they were looking for the pizza a fan had promised YN she would get at tonight's show.

"Well, I wouldn't really like the opportunity to slip and fall down as I'm running to you, no? - I'm simply being safe, unlike you." YN says with a cheeky grin plastered onto her face, to which Harry replies with a playful, offended look as he dramatically starts crying and places his hands over his eyes to stop his "tears" from falling out.

YN decides to move on, away from the conversation, and approaches the fan, who is holding a pizza box in the air. "Are you the one who promised me dinner?" The fan's head nodding told her everything she needed to know, even though she couldn't really hear what she was saying due to the audience and the earpiece placed in her ears. She then reaches over to the fan, carefully grabbing the box from the fan's hands without falling. As YN holds the box, her excitement quickly builds as she remembers how hungry she was before the show.

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It was YN's preferred pizza, which surprised her. As she crouches next to the fan, YN exclaims, "You are now my favorite person ever, I love you so much." — "You certainly made her happy, I suppose. Sincerely, I believed she would eventually cut off my head." Harry says as he squats down next to YN and receives snarling looks in return.

"Harry, I hate you so much." She pushes him in a playful manner until he falls to his back, at which point she turns to face the fan while grinning widely. — "You have my undying love. I adore you. Because of you, dinner is served!"

"Speaking of Adore You," Harry teases into his microphone as he motions for YN to stand, the upbeat instrumental playing through the speakers.

YN was spotted eating pizza while seated close to her and Harry's band.

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[isekai-crow]

Mashle 2 Episode 2

Other Episodes-> ep1 ep3 ep4 ep5

This episode was a riot. It was so much fun.

SO many random HP easter eggs and we get some new fun characters!!

Specifically, Margarette Macaron!!

I love them. Non-binary, music magic, and a love of tartar sauce (and a motorcycle in the ending credits!). (It me? maybe.) Despite seeming like an overused Okama-trope, I have hope based on the spoilers I went searching for. I'm so hype for more of them in the next episode.

VA Squee: They're voiced by Koyasu, Takehito!!! The voice of Dio Brando! Touji Fushiguro! Faust VIII from Shaman King! and Clayman from TenSura!!! A very masculine voice that can also take on feminine tones and a perfect fit for Margarette. Manga Spoiler: I wonder if they'll have another va...

Ep 2 Spoilers Under the Cut! Warning IT'S SO LONG THERE'S SO MUCH.

We open in the middle of the decision to execute Mash or not, and Dumbledore, Harry, and Draco having a stand off lmao

We learn that Whalberg/Dumbledore is a famous wizard because he fought with Innocent Zero in his youth.

Does this mean the shadowed Innocent Zero who was called father by Cell War is the equivalent of Grindelwald, and Evil Jesus(Cell War (or cell wall if you wanna be a pun) is Voldemort? (Also is it father or Father lololol)

ALSO, ARE ALL THESE NAMES FROM A RNG OR PUNS CAUSE I CAN'T TELL YET lmao

We get a little speech from Wahlberg reminiscent of one of Dumbledore's speeches, but more importantly, WHAT IS THE SIGNIFICANCE OF RAYNE ALSO BOWING???

Also his protecting the headmaster is a cute touch

I get that he is one of the Divine Visionaries, but is he more important than the others? He's still a student, wait, HOW DO STUDENTS HAVE THIS MUCH POWER IN THE GOVERNMENT?? NO WONDER ITS FUCKED UP??? Did I miss something??? (His reasoning for not wanting Mash dead also being the flashback to Rayne thanking him for taking care of his little brother?)

And of course Mashle can't be executed, so they set they give him a task to delay his sentencing...

The original goal Mash had in the first place, so ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HAS CHANGED.

Them backing the fuck up as Mash punches the floor is fricken hilarious. The best parts though...

1) Innocent Pero / Innocent Gyro - Thats a great subtitle translation choice, because they can't do a straight translation. Mash calls them Innocent Pero, with pero being the onomatopoeia for LICKING something in Japanese (WHATS THAT IMPLYING :EYES:), so Innocent Gyro is a good choice XD

and 2) the scene cuts to the bad guy's lair... which also seems to be shaking...

(I went and installed a gif maker for this >.>)

DON'T TELL ME. IS THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS UNDER THE BUREAU OF MAGIC????? (This is my theory and I'm sticking to it. Season 1 semi-stuck with random Philosopher's Stone plot points and the secret rooms, so it can be a semi-safe bet that season 2 might follow Chamber of Secrets?)

We then jump to an outing at the near by town to celebrate Mash Avoiding Death.

↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ The normal one ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓

Finn is the only actual normal one, WITH STYLE AT THAT, and I love him for it. (However he might also be the target of a Brother Complex and end up on the receiving end if Rayne can get over himself>o>)

The fucking Koalas...

What The Fuck Lmfao. That's all I have to say (but also this is a common gag for Japanese comedians and high school boys so... Still WTF. (This had my Beetle killing himself with laughter))

3 Wizards and a Macho walk into a wand shop and...

And the Macho is the one to get a wand. I'm so fascinated by this. How much damage is this thing going to do when Mash finally yeets it at someone???

The entire second half episode is so cute. Mash is so happy to have friends... I'm so happy for him....

But Also. Poor Finn. Look at these Freaks (affectionate).

YOU'RE ONE TO TALK. But Also Poor Finn.

The last bit. Our introduction to Margarette Macaron.

The fucking... shrimp.

Literally

It took Too Much Time for my ace-ass to realize they're THRUSTING the shrimp into the tartar sauce.

I love them? I love tartar sauce too. It's delicious.

They are so over the top. I love everything about them.

I've added too many photos to this post and tumblr is yelling at me.

So I will leave off with my hype for Rayne vs Margarette in the next episode!!!

↑↑↑↑Imagine me making this same face in anticipation↑↑↑↑

[thistlecatfics]

ALSO SNAPE. older teens/young adult period is such a ✨fun time✨in his life! so many possibilities! pre DE baby snape era… SWM era… immediately following voldemort’s defeat… right after harry begins hogwarts… he totally wouldn’t, but aaaagh i would LOVE to hear him unpack that first potions lesson with harry in therapy lmfao.

… also thanks to the snames post i now can’t help but imagine james and snape in therapy following SWM. i feel like james would be a much more… workable? client than sirius, especially if his parents were encouraging! would be a fun fic i’m just saying 👀

Ok he is the last one for the night because I was just like "oh I'll jot down an idea or two" and then I look up and it's suddenly 20 minutes later.

Adult Snape -

His character is like… DEFINED by not being in therapy. He (or at least part of him) is constantly living in the past and in each traumatic moment, and he does. not. move on. He survives. He does not heal. He is not interested in healing. 

Could you imagine Dumbledore trying to force him to go to therapy as a Hogwarts employee? LMAO. Snape would be like “You first, bitch.” 

Though I would love for Dumbledore to force him on a sabbatical where he did an intensive residential trauma treatment program for six months then six months to do potions research somewhere with no children and no one to ask him questions, and it would be the reward for completing the program. (That and a year off from teaching first through fifth years.) (I hc he actually likes teaching 6th and 7th years since he can be selective about them.) 

(I’ve never worked in non-substance use inpatient so I can’t say much about it and it would absolutely be a referral. Dumbledore’s like “so I have this guy I want in therapy…” and I’m like “... have you considered residential for him?”)

Adult Snape and I would not work well together. It would not be worth trying. (Though it’s easy to think of him as an old man but he was in his early 30s in the books lol.) 

Also if he’s being forced into therapy as an adult, he would absolutely remain silent the entire time as a test of wills with the therapist. 

Ok but younger Snape??

He only goes to therapy for Lily. Let’s imagine pre-SWM, Lily is like “I love you but I no longer like you. Go to therapy. Work on yourself. Then maybe we can be friends again.” 

Self-esteem!!! Identity! Identity in a social justice lens!! 

Definitely a lot of praise for his intelligence, but also slowly naming other values too. It would totally be a situation where I’m like “It’s ok if you disagree, but I think you have inherent worth, just as you are, separate from your intelligence. You don’t have to believe me, but I believe it. I’ll hold onto that belief until you’re ready to hold it too.” and he’d roll his eyes. Lol. 

Unconditional positive regard again as the key therapeutic factor!!

Being really careful to avoid any impulse to “fix” him and just bear witness and build trust and slowly co-create space where he can be honest about his feelings and hurt. 

As a teenager, I can’t imagine he ever mentions his family at all. I think it’s purely about his life at Hogwarts - he keeps those worlds so separate. (One of those situations where the therapist is immediately like “oh your family is FUCKED” but waits for the client to give an opening.) 

Ok post SWM???

James -

Also, yes, you’re absolutely right James would be an easier client to work with in many ways. Basically, he has a secure attachment style from parents who were able to meet a decent chunk of his emotional needs as a child, and so he is able to trust people more easily, which means therapeutic work can go deeper faster since the trust building stage is much shorter. 

I think the hard part for him in therapy would be motivation – why is he seeking therapy? He’s forced to by the school? He’d be absolutely in denial that he did anything wrong. 

I have a colleague at my old job who worked with students who were found responsible by the Title IX Officer for violating sexual harassment/violence rules (but not expelled), and I think I’d want James to go through that pretty structured program. I think I’d be too easy on him when the necessary step would really be around taking responsibility for his own actions (within a very complicated situation in which he’s not entirely in the wrong!) 

I also think he’d work better with a male therapist but maybe that’s just my bias. I’d want him to work with someone who feels more comfortable pushing him, and that’s just not my vibe. 

Snape post SWM?? 

He ABSOLUTELY shuts down. Talk to this bloody shrink about what happened?? Absolutely not. 

His main (only authentic?) relationship was just cut away (his fault, but still, it would be intensely difficult.) 

I headcanon that he really dives into dark magic during this time – not so much the Death Eaters but only Death Eaters as they are vehicles for the opportunity to explore the Dark Arts, an area where he can feel in control and powerful and so self-soothe. 

I would try to engage with him through magical theory and the Dark Arts and whatever his main interest in the present was (no judgment, confidentiality made clear), and see if we could use the magic he was creating and experimenting with as a vehicle for considering himself and his own internal experiences and feelings and needs. 

He’d be the type of client where I end up binging research after I see them to be able to keep up with them and try to be able to use it as an in for therapeutic work. 

I do think he really wants an audience for his experimentation, and so he might eventually start to enjoy talking about what he works on and we would SLOWLY build that therapeutic rapport. 

It might work, it might not, but I’d hold fast to my optimism even when it was hard. (And he would make it very hard.)

(And canonically, I think there just wouldn't be enough time to build that rapport. He'd join the Death Eaters and stop going to therapy before we get the opportunity to do some real work.)

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authors note lmfao our main man james eating you out after you annoy him. him taking his anger out on you? yes pls. um enjoy. LMFAO

brief description james and y/n are rivals. james can't take any more of her constant torment and takes her upstairs to deal with her.

warnings! smut (f! receiving, kissing, sexual tension, enemies to lovers) 3kish words!

James liked to think he was a pretty happy and relaxed person. He liked to think he loved his life and that he was overall just very happy. Most people would call him a happy-go-lucky, cheeky, and just a very kind person; and he was — he was definitely all those things.

He never really found himself that angry. He was usually calm and playful and only in serious cases would he get angry. He just didn't feel the need to get angry about small little things. Life was too short to waste on being angry.

But when it came to her — Y/n — he was the opposite of his normal self. It was like a whole other side of him came out.

She knew just how to piss him off. Every single word to say, every move to make, she was the only person who drove him up the wall in such a way that he wanted to tear his hair out and scream. It was kind of incredible actually.

Now, his friends weren't the only one to notice how much she drove him crazy. She definitely knew her affect on him and she loved it. She loved the power she felt. She loved to feel superior to the Oh So Great James Potter head boy and quidditch captain. She loved to make him squirm and lose his shit.

She simply loved it and there was no denying it, not that she ever tried to.

Whenever they would cross paths it was always the same, she'd one-up him or tease and he'd storm off. His friends would laugh and that was it.

But today James had had enough of her. She had done so much to piss him off and he was losing his mind, his brain was in a constant loop as to how he could punish her back. Make her this crazy. Or even how he could get her to just shut her the fuck up.

When she arrived at the Gryffindor tower in a skimpy little dress with a bright smile on that Friday evening after the quidditch match he knew they would somehow find each other. But for now, he needed a little alcohol before he would deal with it, her.

Gryffindor was throwing this party in pity for Gryffindor losing to (your house). James and a lot of the other players were well and truly pissed. Marlene had taken to getting absolutely hammered. Sirius was probably with Remus upstairs and James was hiding in the corner away from her.

She was dancing in the middle of the crowd.

James was beyond pissed about losing. He hated (your house)! He hated the fact that she had been the reason they lost. He hated how fucking good she was. He hated how similar they were.

Godric, he just fucking hated her. He hated how good that red dress looked on her s/c coloured skin. It was like she was tormenting him showing up in his house colours after she had just brutally beaten him. He hated how good she looked moving her hips. It took him a moment to realise who she was pressed against.

Remus?!

He saw Sirius standing close by with a clenched jaw. James had recently become aware of the Black boy's interest in the werewolf. He trudged over, he was feeling awfully hot in his jumper now. He felt very irritated.

"Pads?" He said, his voice sounding small over the loud music.

The boy turned his head. "Is it bad this makes me kind of..." He trailed off turning his head back to the scene ahead of them.

The tall werewolf, who normally remained un-dancing and far from most girls, had the (your house) captain pressed to his front. His long hands were on her hips as she shimmed against him smiling wickedly. Both Gryffindors had no idea she had calculated a whole plan in her pretty little head.

She, obviously, knew of Black's affections for Lupin and was just helping them out. She knew Sirius was a jealous creature by nature, and she also knew it would get a rise out of James for many reasons. A win for them both, really. Remus was a bit unsure of the plan. But Y/n knew it would work.

She felt the pairs of eyes on them and flipped around, moving Remus' hand onto her left ass cheek, and leaned up to whisper in his ear. "We got 'em." She said, with a wolfish grin.

He shook his head in amazement. If he wasn't totally gay and into his best mate, he thought Y/n might be worth a shot. She was absolutely perfect.

"Jesus Y/n. You are fucking brilliant."

It wasn't long until Sirius snapped out of his daze. To be fair it was hard to decide who to watch, both Y/n and Remus were really attractive. Bisexual panic was his main worry at that moment.

"May I cut in?" Said Sirius, his raven locks shining under the coloured lighting.

Y/n giggled wrapping her arms around Sirius, leaning into him, her tits pushed up against him. She loved to cause a bit of drama between them all. "Sure, Handsome. Plenty of me to go around."

He rolled his eyes. "Not you. But you do look fit tonight, L/n, do us all a favour and shag James already."

Her confidence crumbled a bit. "Shut up Black." She turned to Remus who was blushing at Sirius' attention. "Bye Love, have fun."

He nodded distracted by Sirius's burning gaze.

Y/n stepped away satisfied with the outcome. All they needed was a little push. She was startled to feel a breath on her neck and a tall presence behind her. So close to her that it was startling. The smell was familiar, something minty, sweet smelling aftershave, and freshly mowed grass.

James Potter.

"Hey Potter," She said trying not to let his close presence make her falter.

He had an effect on her too, just not one he even realised, it was something entirely different. She'd never admit to the cockiest boy on the planet who thought he was God's gift that he actually made her horny and she thought he was fit.

"You are so fucking annoying." He was clearly riled up. She turned to face him, surprised. He was usually never so angry. Just flustered.

She cocked her head. "Oh? Am I now?" Wanting to hear him out. Clearly, he had a speech prepared, let the boy have his show.

"Yes! You are!"

She stepped closer and his jumper felt like it was on fire he was so warm.

"No need to shout Jamsie." She teased. "I know you're just being a sore loser about me wiping the pitch with you but it was just a game. Get over yourself, mate."

He looked away his tongue poking his cheek. Y/n had the strangest urge to kiss him. "This isn't about the game, Y/n."

The way he said her name made her feel warmth in her lower stomach. Her thighs clenched against her will, he didn't seem to catch it.

"What's it about then?"

The loudness of the party was making it hard to hear. He grabbed her wrist roughly and she was shocked. James was usually a very gentle creature. She kind of liked to see him like this though, it made him look even more fit.

When he shut the door of his dorm and she was standing in the middle of the empty room, she crossed her arms, making her breasts even more visible. "If you wanted to get me alone in a room with you, you just had to ask, Potter." She teased, examining the fairly clean space.

He let out a groan. "This is what I mean! You never know when to just shut that fucking mouth."

He was close to her again, his towering frame made her feel small. She didn't show it though.

"Remus doesn't seem to mind my mouth,"

He scoffed. "You do realise he's in love with Sirius right."

Y/n scoffed, dropping the act. "Duh. I only danced with him so that Sirius would finally grow a pair." And that maybe you would too.

"That's what that was about?"

She could hear him so much more clearly now that they were upstairs. She sat down on one of the beds making herself comfortable. Inspecting her nails to feign boredom when really she was trying to slow her fast-beating heart.

"Yes. I knew that you'd flip out about it too."

He looked at her his crossing his arms. "Do you just love pissing me off, or what?"

"You just get so riled up it's funny, James." She laughed throwing her head back.

He felt something churn in his stomach, something that had been brewing for a long time, and was only now coming to the surface that he had a little liquid courage in him.

"Shut up, Y/n."

She laughed harder. "See! You look so funny when you make that face!"

He stepped forward until her hips were level with his. On the bed, she was his height.

"I swear to God. If you don't stop laughing at me-"

"What? What are you gonna do? You gonna make me, Potter? Because you seem to be all talk." She knew what she was doing. Her face was really close to his now and he felt her breath on his face.

He stared at her for a second. He wasn't stupid he knew when a girl wanted to be kissed. So he did. He kissed her.

All of his frustration and anger went into the kiss. His lips crashed into hers so fast she gasped and he wrapped his hands around her back bringing her close to him.

She was surprised he actually did it but was loving every second of it. His rough calloused hands slid under her dress straps and lips attacking her neck and the valley of her breast.

"Guess you aren't all talk then, huh?" She said breathlessly as he began to suck along the column of her neck.

He tugged his jumper off throwing it to the floor in aggravation. This just left him in a t-shirt that showed all his quidditch muscles. "You really just don't ever stop talking do you?"

She bit her lip, "Nope."

His hands coming to the hem of her dress which was scrunched up and pretty short already, revealing her small underwear. "I can work with that."

His hips shifted against hers, and she moaned into his mouth as he kissed her roughly. When he pulled back he tugged his other shirt off, he was just so warm, he was sweating. The heat prickled his skin.

She smirked, he looked up at her asking for permission as he began to pull the dress higher. She nodded. "Take it off."

He slid it off quickly and went back to roughly kissing all over her body. He was still very annoyed with her, but Jesus, she was so fucking sexy.

She moaned quietly when his hips pressed into hers. The thin material of her knickers did little to protect her from the friction of him rutting against her.

Her hands began to tug on his shirt and he helped her claw it off. She threw it away her hands coming to his body. Feeling his rippling muscles and tugging him closer. He was on top of her now and she was beginning to get really riled up. He sucked on her nipples and squeezed her until she was whimpering breathily.

Her hips squirmed against his until eventually, he moved down her body, kissing as he travelled further down until finally resting flat against the bed. His face was right in between her legs now.

She was wondering if he was actually going to eat her out. Most guys never bothered with that. Then again, most guys didn't have her leaking through her undies in arousal just from looking at her. He nipped and kissed along her thighs spreading them further apart. She was moaning, positioning herself up on her elbows so she wouldn't miss the sight of him.

"Tell me you want this, Y/n." He said his fingers gently pressing against her. She squirmed and moaned quietly.

She nodded. "I do. Please." She added. It was cute, he liked seeing her like this.

Suddenly his hands were yanking the undies down and she was bare, completely. She wasn't wearing a bra. He loved that.

She looked so beautiful, every part of her he wanted to kiss and stare at for hours.

Without any hesitation, he licked a long stripe along her. The taste of her arousal mixing on his tongue with Firewhisky was heaven.

She began to grow louder when he paid more attention to her clit. The swollen bud was staring him right in the face, how could he not?

When he pulled away his face an inch from her dripping heat. "You know I have had a really fucking long day, Y/n." The tip of his middle digit slid along the opening, her arousal coating his finger. He just gently stroked it.

It was driving her mad, absolutely mad.

She whined her hips shifting. She tried to grind against him but he didn't let her.

"What nothing to say now?" He said.

She just made a whiney noise in the back of her throat, squirming. "James."

"No. You don't get to do this Y/n. You can't tease me all day to the point of insanity, whilst also making me so stiff my balls ache. You can't get away with it."

Her head fell against the bed. Her hands were clenching the bedsheets in hunger. "You know you love it."

"You drive me insane Y/n. Absolutely insane." His finger was still teasing her, slowly dragging along her heat, slightly dipping in but pulling out just as quickly. She was getting needy for him.

Her entire hips lifted off the bed in want. "James, I don't do it to annoy you." Her voice was weak and her eyes were fluttering shut.

"Why then? Hmm? Tell me. Use your words." His finger slipped inside her and she let out a long whine he.

"I do it, ah," His finger curled inside her, "because, mm, I like it, ah, when you get all riled up like this."

He was surprised at her words. This whole time he thought it was just because she didn't like him. He was glad to know this attraction wasn't one-sided.

He didn't say anything more before diving forward, his lips sucked on her puffy clit as his finger pumped inside of her. She was squirming so much he had to move his hand up to her stomach to hold her down. Her thighs were shaking beside his shoulders.

Her hands moved from the bed to his hair. "Holy- fuck me, James. You're really good at that, mm. I should've, ah, known your good at-" She whined, "-good at everything." She praised him.

He added another finger and she cried out loudly, his fast and deep pace had her stomach growing tighter and tighter. She felt like she was so close already, and in absolute shock, he had made it happen quickly too.

He was so fucking good at that. Her hand moved to his hand that was holding her down, and she intertwined it with his. "Ah, mm."

She felt so good. The holding hands were intimate but James didn't mind and he was too busy trying to make her cum anyway to even notice. Her entire body was shaking around him, he loved how quickly she had come undone for him.

"I think I'm going to cum." She felt embarrassed at how quickly it had come on. They had only been up their fifteen minutes.

His fingers didn't falter nor did his tongue and lips. Against her he replied. "Cum for me," The vibrations made her cry out.

It was as if his words were magic she felt it coming on. The rush of her orgasm crept up on her. "James!" She whined, she was nearly there.

"Come on Y/n, cum for me, do it, cum. Cum on my fingers. Be my good girl and cum f' me." He looked up at her and they held eye contact as he kept his rough and messy thrusts going.

She did, and oh my god. She didn't know anyone could make her feel that good. The coil snapped in her stomach and she felt it everywhere. She was pretty sure she blacked out for a second there. She couldn't see or hear anything for a second when she finally back she looked down at him. He was on his knees in front of her, his already messy hair even messier and he had a glistening shine on his chest. He looked ruined too.

How was he so sweaty? She frowned and looked closer before realising.

"Oh, I'm so sorry James. That's embarrassing."

She had squirted all over him. She usually only squirted after being very overstimulated, it took a lot to get her that aroused. She lifted her hands to cover her face and James quickly ripped them away.

"Y/n, that was the hottest thing I've ever fucking seen. You have no idea what you do to me. Look at me, look," He spoke softly grabbing her chin.

Y/n squinted noticing a wet patch on his pants. It was creamy and blotchy. She felt a smile creep onto her face.

"Did you cum yourself?"

He looked down. "That's never happened to me before. But Jesus. I've been aching for you all day. That's so bloody embarrassing, I'm sorry, I just couldn't help it."

She grabbed his cheeks. "Kiss me, James."

He did, slowly climbing back up her and planting his lips slowly to hers. It was passionate and slow, more intense than the others. When she pulled back she smiled. "I want you to fuck me until we can't anymore."

His dick twitched in his pants, he was already hard again.

"That can be arranged."

.....part two???? lemme know

[colorisbyshe]

who have you seen in concert the most? or are you more of a one and done type of person

I have seen one direction 5 times live and harry styles once.

saw where we are tour twice, saw them on good morning america (had to camp out at central park over night in november for that one!!! just for them to announce tickets were on sale as i was taking hte train home!!! daft cunts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), and then saw two nights of on the road again twice.

it haunts me, constantly, that i never saw them and that fucking couch for take me home tour.

behind them i think is mcr (saw them twice in HS, once more recently) and then fob and sunmi might be tagged at twice... so is darren criss though i saw him in two different contexts (one solo show with naya rivera as a special guest, once with starkid lmfao)

mcr and fob are probably getting bumped up one more time after wwwy and babymetal will be tied with sunmi

it's actually so funny like 1d was all "I ahve my first job in college i can spend all my money on shows) band and everyone except sunmi were HS bands where my parents/friends parents foot the bills... now that i'm in charge it's one and done for everyone except sunmi and babymetal

WAIT I THINK I SAW THE ACADEMY IS TWICE... once during the honda civic tour in hs and then once much later on

if tinashe tours again she'll join babymetal and sunmi in the twice club :3 unless her ticket prices skyrocket now that she's tiktok famous

[bisluthq]

FWIW one time deux said that taylor and harry pretended to date for publicity and i dm-ed her and asked her why she said that and she said maybe they developed some real feelings but that multiple reliable sources told her that their “dating” was all orchestrated by both their teams, they barely spent any time together that wasn’t reported on and it was all preplanned, him being seen backstage with her was planned, her being seen wearing his necklace was planned, they never even stayed together in the same room she stayed in her hotel and he stayed in his but he would driven to hers in order to get papped leaving it, her birthday trip was orchestrated and they stayed separately, them kissing on NYE, their vacation all of it was set up 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

I really don’t fucking trust deux to know what “multiple reliable sources” even means like dictionary definition style.

You’re on anon so this is kinda hard to verify lmfao. I’m honestly surprised Deux answered a random DM demanding more info about something controversial because she has a very busy inbox.

I think we all know that there was a lot of stuff done for publicity re Haylor (NYE was obviously a good example lol you don’t go to Times Square on NYE unless you want a hell of a lot of attention, Central Park pap walk, etc) and yes most of their time together was covered in media BUT they’d actually started hanging out before this (while she was still with Conor) and we do hear random stories about times they were seen by fans or when they went to record together and that stuff wasn’t covered in the same way at all, there are like some shitty pics or an anecdote which is how we know that yes they did spend time together outside the publicity stunts so MY GUESS would be they kinda liked one another, their teams really liked that they liked each other, they tried to date, their teams loved that and publicized the fuck out of it, they broke up because it was eh af and the constant scrutinize and publicity probably wasn’t working, they remained friendly and maybe hooked up a couple more times.

[vgilantee]

$70?!? i spent $120 on one hoodie at wallows and $120 on three things at harry styles LMFAO.

went to 5sos in 2018 and was 3rd from the front row (luke girlie forever) but so many fucking people were pushing me so i had to leave

i got my pirces confused whoops. $70 was the t-shirts (they were actually $60 each so i was still wrong), the hoodie was, indeed $120. still not the most expensive hoodie i own though...

tmh was actually my first concert ever so i was very excited!! (i don't count the time i saw justice crew for free at a school carnival as a concert...) i had a trio of girls (i say girls but they were older than me) who were yelling behind me and one of them had this high pitched scream that i felt inside my brain

[astranva]

Glimpse of Us: Joe's Reaction.

Word Count: 1.4k

Category: angsty 

Warning: swear language 

Summary: Joe reacts to Harry’s leaked song, Glimpse of Us about you. 

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Harry’s song wasn’t easy on anyone; it wasn’t easy on you, on Joe, on Harry, and even on strangers who lived on different continents.

Coincidentally, it was as you and Joe were cuddled up, shy smiles on your faces as you watched a movie, did your phone suddenly start blaring with notifications.

Holding the phone that was starting to heat up, you were quick to answer an incoming call from Sarah.

“I’ll actually give him an earful, Y/N,” she had said as soon as you picked up, “How are you holding up? I can’t believe him. I just—I can’t.”

“Um, what’s-what’s going on? Are you okay?” You had asked your best friend, sitting upright.

Joe was quick to pause the movie, his hand moving to your back to soothingly graze it, watching you with concern.

“Have you-Fuck, have you not heard it?”

“Heard what?” You asked.

“Shit,” Sarah muttered under her breath, “Um, I–There’s a leak.”

“What le-Another one? What pictures?” You frantically asked.

“Not pictures,” she quickly assured, “It’s a song. He–Harry made a song about you recently and it–it’s out. Not out as in released, but it was leaked.”

You had stayed quiet, Joe watching you with worry, infused with confusion. 

“How bad is it?” 

Sarah had stayed quiet for a moment. A beat. And that was all you needed to know that it was bad.

“I’ll call you back,” you said, “Thank you, Sarah. And–It’s okay, don’t worry, alright?”

“I’m so fucking sorry, Y/N,” your best friend had said, “I wish–I just wish you could relax and take a break from all that and–” She cut herself off with a sigh, not really knowing what more to say other than to call out your ex-boyfriend.

“Don’t we all?” You had muttered with a small chuckle, though one that wasn’t entirely humorous nor gleeful.

“I’ll check on you later, okay? You better leave your phone on.”

“I will. Bye, Sar.”

Joe waited, looking at you in anticipation as you hung up and remained in position for a moment.

“Another leak?” He gently asked.

You nodded, “A song,” you let him know, “And–And apparently it’s bad.”

“Fucking hell,” he muttered under his breath and followed with a sigh, his other hand reaching to rub the bridge of his nose before inching closer to you, wrapping both arms around your waist, “Do you want to listen to it?”

“I don’t know,” you answered quietly, looking down at your lap before unlocking your phone and doing the one thing you shouldn’t have done.

You went on Twitter.

It was bad.

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@yourtwitterhandle can you just let him be happy ffs

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@yourtwitterhandle the fact that YOU broke HARRY STYLES’ heart is comical to me. how tf can a 2 break his heart 

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@joe_keery RUN FOR THE HILLS 

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not only did @yourtwitterhandle break harry’s heart but she did it for a downgrade 

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@yourtwitterhandle nauuurr not harry building ur entire career only for u to fuck him up. u do belong to the streets lmfao

You were no stranger to the hate his fans sent you, especially since your photos had gotten leaked months ago, but it was the surge of hate that was sent to Joe’s way that had angry tears pooling your eyes.

And then right there and then, you saw the link.

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IT KEEPS GETTING DELETED BUT HERE’S THE LEAKED SONG GLIMPSE OF US BY HARRY TO HIS EX AND HER BF BESTIES https://youtu.be/FvOpPeKSf_4 

You looked at Joe, and he instantly knew.

He opened his arms, only enclosing them around you when you snuggled into his chest, tears of what you could only describe as anger were gliding down your cheeks, and then you pressed play.

“She'd take the world off my shoulders if it was ever hard to move,” Harry’s voice sounded through your phone through the acoustic music as you and Joe listened.

For what it was worth, Joe was understanding when Harry sang the bit of him not being able to move on from you to the point of seeing you in his current partner, and despite the aggravation he felt towards the situation, he still understood that Harry was just holding on to you and what you had.

But then Harry sang about Joe.

“Tell me he savors your glory. Does he laugh the way I did? Is this a part of your story? One that I had never lived. Maybe one day you'll feel lonely and in his eyes, you'll get a glimpse. Maybe you'll start slipping slowly and find me again.”

That was when Joe’s heart fell.

It wasn’t that the though had never crossed his mind. Joe knew you were too honest to be using his as rebound–he knew you were genuine, but he was human. The thought of you missing Harry and the possibility of life making way to yours and Harry’s paths to cross and align was one that had floated in Joe’s mind more often than he liked to admit.

So maybe it was hearing Harry voice his hopes, all of which were Joe’s fears, that had his palms clam up, and his face to completely fall.

It was like it was almost quiet after that verse despite Harry’s voice still sounding from your phone, but to your boyfriend, it was just silence of his surroundings and complete chaos in his mind.

When the song ended, you were quick to close its tab and lock your phone, taking notice of the rapid notifications you were receiving from all your social media platforms, including texts from friends and those you hadn’t spoken to in a while.

Joe was quiet and as were you, just you holding on to him as he, seemingly, mindlessly held you. 

You wiped your cheeks, looking up at him. At your gaze, Joe leaned back a little so he could look back at you.

“I-” His eyebrows went up before he shook his head, “How do you feel?”

“Pissed,” you answered quietly, watching him nod wordlessly, “Annoyed.”

Joe nodded again, avoiding your eyes as he looked back at the telly. 

You lied back on his chest, cocooning yourself into a ball with your knees close to your body as the both of you stayed quiet for a few moments. 

It was as if the gears started working in your head before you pulled yourself away from your boyfriend, “You know he’s not–You know this isn’t true, right?”

“What?” He asked, “What’s not true?”

“I’m–When I look at you, I don’t see him,” you said, watching Joe look away. Your eyes widened slightly before you moved closer to him again, placing your hands on his cheeks to make him look at you, “If I weren’t ready to be with you, I would’ve told you,” you said, “What Harry and I had–What my last relationship was like, it isn’t–it’s not what I’m searching for with you. You were patient with me, you-no, fuck, you are patient with me. With his fans coming at you, with the shit we get, the comparison, all of that–all of that I wouldn’t have put you through if I weren’t serious about you and about what we have and–and God, if I can put an end to it all, I’d do it. In a heartbeat, I’d do it.”

“I trust you,” Joe said, “It’s when–Fuck, Y/N, it’s when he can’t keep his mouth fucking shut that I just–I don’t know, I think, alright?” He blurted with a shrug, “I freak out a little because I’m not stupid. I’m not–I’m not stupid, I know how much you loved him and I kno–Fuck, you were with the guy for like 3 years, weren’t you? And then he talks about you in interviews, and podcasts, and he’s just–he’s always so public with it, I don’t know. And now with this, I just–” he paused, “I freaked out,” he said quietly.

You nodded, “I understand,” you began, resting your hands on his chest, “I don’t blame you and I wish things weren’t so messy. I’m sorry,” you apologized.

“No, Y/N–”

“And if–if you don’t want to be with me then I’ll-” You took a harsh breath in, furrowing your eyebrows to stop your tearful eyes.

“No, fuck that, Y/N, what?” Joe was quick to interrupt, “No, baby,” he began, reaching forward to pull you closer and guide you to his lap, “I want to be with you. I don’t care how messy, I don’t care how–how your ex and his fucking army will come at me, don’t care. I’m with you.”

You only nodded quietly.

“I’m with you,” Joe repeated.

You nodded again, feeling Joe’s hand on the nape of your neck, guiding you closer so he could place his lips on yours in a soft, assuring kiss. 

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[nuatthebeach]

Movie!Hinny Positivity Post

Scrolling through my posts, I realize I tend to shit on Movie Hinny, Ginny, and Harry a lot lmfaooo, so I thought I’d make a Movie!Hinny positivity post to prove to myself I really can be optimistic about a mostly pessimistic adaptation if I try. Feel free to reblog and add more to this list if I missed any!

1. The MOVIE SOUNDTRACKS HOT DAMN. The songs “Ginny” and “When Ginny Kissed Harry” has to be in my top 3 movie songs (right after “Snape to Malfoy Manor” aka the title theme song to DH1). They are just so angelic and beautiful that it makes their kissing scenes way more palatable to watch imho.

2. The intense, piercing, soul-searching way Harry looks at her in the last three movies (though mainly HBP). Even though they don’t really speak to each other much in HBP, their heated looks manage to tell a story of their own that I don’t even think Romione does until some parts of DH1. Seriously, Harry doesn’t look at anyone in the heated way he looks at Ginny, not even Cho, Romilda, Luna, or the waitress diner girl at the beginning of HBP, whom if they were given noncanon romantic looks were nowhere near as searing as the ones he gave to Ginny. (The only time he gets even close is to Hermione during the noncanon dancing tent scene but I’m trying to keep this post positive lmfao so let’s move on…). For instance, even if you don’t like these scenes there’s no denying the actors - especially Dan Rad - mastered the great art of eye-fucking. Think about it: the looks when Harry gazes up at her while she’s at the top of the Burrow all-Repunzel-Flynn-Ryder-style with the song “Ginny” playing in the background, when Harry finishes that tension-filled hug also at the Burrow, when he’s listening to her brothers tease Ginny about Dean in Fred and George’s shop, when Ginny walks in late during Slughorn’s dinner and he stands up and stares at her, when she walks in the RoR in DH2 and the hard set of Harry’s jawline and eyes go soft when they see her, when SHE ASKS TO ZIP UP HER DRESS AND THE UP-AND-DOWN LOOK HE GIVES LITERALLY RIGHT WHILE HES DOING IT OH MY FFFFING LORDDDDD 💦💦💦🌊🌊🌊. Anywho.

3. The hug Ginny gives Harry after Dumbledore dies. A beautiful addition to the books that actually contributes to the strength of their relationship. In the books, Ginny is the only one to pull Harry away from his beloved mentor and idol’s body, but in the movies, she stays with him and holds him through his pain, really emphasizing her role as his greatest source of comfort. Both versions of course were cute, but this was not bad either.

4. When Ron says “you know why I listen to the radio every day? So I don’t hear Ginny, or Fred, or Molly” and Harry goes “you think I’m not listening too? You think I don’t know how this feels?!” Okay, I know that the focus of this fight in the movie was not on Hinny but at least it shows that Harry was thinking about her even if not all of his actions in the tent scenes did.

5. Right before the Golden Trio Disapperates from Fleur and Bill’s wedding and Harry shouts “Ginny!” while running to protect her but Lupin holds him back and pushes him toward his friends. (Which btw is very much reminiscent of when Lupin holds him back from running to Sirius right after he dies AND as we see later in DH2, when Arthur holds Ginny back from running to “dead” Harry as she shouts “No. NO!”). An uncharacteristic thoughtful small scene written by the man himself, Steve Kloves, everyone, who would’ve thought.

6. When they kiss in DH2 spontaneously and Ginny goes “I know,” which many assume to mean that she knows that Harry was about to tell her he loves her. This was also their least cringey on-screen kiss, so extra points for that. ALSO FUN FACT which y’all might know already and I’m just slow but did you know that Daniel Radcliffe and Bonnie Wright actually improvised that kiss scene? There’s an interview online in which DR talks about it (he says something along the lines of “I could die any minute now, Ginny. We should probably kiss” in that very awkward, dry way that he’s known to talk in interviews lmfaoooo.)

7. when Hermione says “how does it feel like, when you see Dean with Ginny?” and after the whole Angry Bird™️ live action moment she performs, Harry goes “It feels like this.” I’m not a huge fan of this scene generally for other reasons but something about this dialogue was very poignant and was a good summary of his feelings even if the actual acting/scripts for other parts didn’t always match up.

8. The deleted scene of Harry desperately clutching Ginny’s hand while marching toward the Great Hall in DH2. Also plot-wise, it makes a lot more sense if they had not removed it because otherwise one is left questioning how Harry showed up in the following scene in which he accuses Snape.

9. In the Epilogue scene where Albus falls behind and Ginny and Harry look at each other with the same cadence as an old married couple who just internally know each other and their child and how to console him. It just screams long-term intimacy and maturity, I love it. The glance happens for a millisecond but it’s definitely, obviously there.

10. In COS where Ginny runs away from Harry when they first meet is honestly the cutest thing in the history of forever. Plus the way Harry runs and I mean runs to her cold almost dead body and grips her hand when he finds her on the Chamber floor.

11. This is less of a Movie Hinny thing but a Movie Ginny thing but you guys. The sheer COMMAND my girl has on the Quidditch field in the match against Slytherin. Even though the focus is on Ron’s victory (another soundtrack song that ranks prolly #5 for me), if you pay attention to Ginny’s plays, she’s absolutely fucking fierce and impressive as hell. To the point that the strength of her Quaffle throw knocked a few Slytherins against the hoops too. Again, it’s subtle but unmistakably, purposefully there.

12. Another Movie!Ginny appreciative moment is literally almost all of her dialogue in GoF. (“I think you’re in love, Ron.” “I’m not wearing that it’s ghastly.” “Don’t be so rude.”) She’s hilarious and where was that sass and spunk in the later movies where they actually mattered??

13. Again, again, again, the friendly but awe-encompassing looks he gives her in OoTP when she beats the shit out of that dummy with her Reducto spell and when he compliments her Patronus (“Excellent, Ginny!”). You can definitely see that the movie producers, director, and whatnot are trying to get viewers to see her at least as powerful and contributive, if nothing else.

What Movie!Hinny positive moments did I miss that you appreciated?

[harryfeatgaga]

Don't Worry Darling Review!!! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

OKAY SO right off the bat, amazing cinematography and the score and soundtrack are incredible like seriously two of the best parts of the movie hands down. The visuals and aesthetic were just fucking stunning I'm obsessed and Palm Springs was truly the perfect place to have filmed it in.

The fucking costumes!!!!!!! Oh my god it deserves awards honestly they were so good and just added to the whole aesthetic and vibe of the movie 10/10. Harry in suits will always be sexy I fear.

Harry my beloved.........he acted his fucking ass offffff!!!! Like obviously I'm gonna think he's amazing no matter what but he truly did such an amazing job he played to extremes of his character and delivered what was needed every time. Like I was very aware for the first half that I was watching Harry Styles up there on the screen but the second half of that movie.....just wow.

Chris pine…..he was absolutely perfect for Frank. Everytime he spoke I got chills and was honestly so fascinated and interested to see what he was gonna say next like he was so believable I'd join a cult or something if he was the leader tbh. Him and Gemma together….wow stunning 10/10 Gemma was fucking incredible. I wish she had a bigger role but every scene and line she fucking DELIVEREDDDDD. And I was just in awe of her beauty everytime she was on screen.

Florence ate of course. The iconic frown/pout came out many times which always serves. She truly gave the performance of a lifetime (sorry syd stole your quote but it's true) like you felt so bad for her and was rooting for her the whole time and again especially the second half. Random but her hair looked incredible the whole time.

Like her or not but Olivia is a good actress and director. Her character was fucking hilarious and so good, and a lot of the times the comedic relief tbh, and the perfect counterpart to Alice .This movie isn't perfect as pretty much all aren't but it was so good it kept me on the edge of my seat and even though I had a general idea of what happened there was still so many parts I physically gasped out loud, covered my hand over my mouth and was just fucking shook.

Kiki was amazing wish she had been in it more she is so stunning I couldn't look away, she was incredible.

Nick Kroll im in love with you.......he was also hilarious him and the perfect husband to olivia's character and I wish he was in it more as well.

Asif also fucking hilarious and yet again wish he had been in it more but every scene he had was so funny lmfao this movie was way funnier than I thought it was gonna be. It was a good mix.

I'll put my closing statement here for those who don't want to scroll to the spoilers BUT overall I really fucking loved it. As a psychological thriller, horror and just movie fan this movie delivered exactly what I wanted and more. I knew I would like it either way but truly so relieved like I actually genuinely loved it and was so entertained and on edge the whole two hours.

AND HARRY WAS FUCKING RIGHT IT'S A MOVIE THAT FEELS LIKE A MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Harry.............he was literally a whole husband like i believe all the little things he did is shit he does irl and i want to DIEEEEEE

THE FUCKING FIRST CAR SCENE WITH HIM AND FLORENCE….HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS THE MOST PAINFUL PART FOR ME BY FARRRRR HE WAS SOOOOO FUCKING CUTE AND SUCH A HUSBANDDDDD OH IM DEVASTATEDHFDJHJIK

The scene where alive and bunny are talking to frank and shelleys kids was so fucking funny like the okay bye bye! and the 'they probably sleep upside down' KILLED ME NFJBHUJDJK

The fucking......Bath scene……my fucking god the thoughts running through my head when he ever said 'lets have a baby, I want more of you, a little you' etc......I WAS SHAKINGGJNGJK!??!?!?!?

The party and tap scene was so fucking iconic like harry was tapping his ass off!!!! tap dancing king!!!

THE CAR SCENE WHEN HARRY'S SCREAMING BROKE MY FUCKING HEART HE ACTED SO WELL some people might think his sorrys and that weren't good but like he's acting like he's upset that shes getting taken away which im sure he is but also hes upset because of what this could mean for him and his job and life etc....the layers im just....I was so impressed with him.

Would love to just know more backstory especially around Jack and Alice like why did jack lose his job how did he get alice looking like that JNFGHUJCI and the song??? did he make that up as he was setting up the simulation or whatever or is that just a song of theirs they sang to each other like???? and also would love to know about bunnys back story especially the kids??? and how she knew the whole time that was crazy I did not see that coming at all!!!

The last like 30 mins of that movie are fucking insane like i was gasping out loud every few minutes i was SHOOK and like......that was not my harry I was blown away obviously he looked not himself at all those scenes were fucking crazy but even when he was jack in that last scene......holy fuck!!!!!! AND I DID NOT SEE WHAT ALICE TO HIM COMING AT ALLLLLLL LIKE OH MY GOD?!?!?!??!

[sapphicwhxre]

• valentine’s day

happy (late) valentine’s day! HCs under the cut for: hermione granger, draco malfoy, harry potter, pansy parkinson, ginny weasley, ron weasley, fred weasley, george weasley, cho chang, luna lovegood, parvati patil, padma patil, lavender brown, fleur delacour, nymphadora tonks, bellatrix lestrange, and narcissa black. a/n: im also very clearly obsessed with girls in lingerie, leave me be.

cw: includes sexual HCs (not detailed)

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hermione granger

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• basically gives you, ron, and harry a crash course on valentine’s day

• you’re probably the only one not bored to death

• you actually have to remind her that you have plans

• she gets really excited and stops with her “commercial holiday that takes advantage of people who feel the need to prove their love!” rant

• wears a pretty dress and goes to the trouble of doing her hair

• all blushy when she gives you a gift

• buys you a muggle valentine’s card too

• swooning mess when you give her any presents but really cares more about the love and feelings behind it

• won’t stop muttering thank yous and i love yous

• painfully romantic, sensual valentine’s sex under her blankets all night

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draco malfoy

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• complains about/insults the holiday

• but proceeds to smother you with gifts and valentine’s candies

• he actually likes valentine’s day a lot because it's the one day you won’t freak out over him spoiling you (but if it’s gifts and love, then i guess everyday is valentine’s day with him)

• takes you to the most expensive place he can possibly find

• pda all day

• makes fun of other couples ─ despite you two being way lovier than any of them

• moody if you don’t immediately wear the jewelery he gives you, “you hate it, don’t you?” “draco give me a second, i just opened it!”

• buys you *special* lingerie

• praises you all day

• and all night

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harry potter

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• forgets it’s even valentine’s day

• until ron’s on about “what to get hermione!”

• he just didn't ever have a reason to acknowledge it before

• ‘cause yk... he was never included in holidays at home or at school ─ especially not a romantic one lmfao

• feels horrible and buys everything you like

• also gets you lingerie but is such an embarrassed mess when buying it ─ and even more of a mess when he gives it to you

• gets a little tipsy with you and attacks you with affection

• and breaks your heart when he admits why he did everything last minute

• wants to take you out but can’t actually keep his lips or hands off of you

• so how does post-valentines day breakfast sound?

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pansy parkinson

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• pretends she didn’t get you anything at first, “oh is it valentine’s day today?”

• just for kicks

• then spoils you tho

• in physical, verbal, and materialistic ways

• isn’t mean to anyone all day

• you have her undivided attention so no one else is worth a second glance

• the only exception is if the waiter messes something up

• she wants everything to be perfect and will not hesitate to go off on them

• takes you to pick out matching lingerie

• two sets for each of you, of course, since the set won't be usable after she ruins you

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ginny weasley

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• goes grade school style and gets you a cute little card with a candy

• fred and george def pull a prank on you two “lovebirds”

• so you pull one back

• romances you all day

• the type to excessively call you pet names and give you all these kisses

• manages to make calling you her valentine sound dirty, “valentine,” “oh fuck”

• can and will be touching you at all times

• in less than innocent ways when you’re alone (but sometimes not alone)

• bonnie wright in red lipstick makes me feel things and ginny does it to you on valentine’s too

• knows how to give the perfect gifts and have you swooning more than you already are for you

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ron weasley

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• pesters hermione and ginny for advice all week leading up to it (i use this all the time but one of my fav ron relationship HCs is just that he goes to them for girl advice)

• saves up all the money he can months in advance

• is really embarrassed about not being able to get you as many gifts as he’d like

• and about you buying more than he did

• you have to absolutely assault him with your love so he knows how grateful you are for him and everything he does for you

• he may not have a lot of money BUT he has all the love to give you for valentine's day

• major pda, lots of not so subtle “you see, my girlfriend here”

• he’ll carry you everywhere, kiss you, and call you pet names

• and whisper not so innocent things ─ but they’re just as romantic

• then he brings each of them to life that night

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george weasley

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• meets you at midnight

• you’re really tired but he thinks it’s adorable and proceeds to kiss the living hell out of you

• carries you to “make up for the whole waking you up at midnight thing”

• takes you to nick some stuff from the kitchens

• including a whole ass chocolate fountain

• chocolate covered strawberries and other treats

• which leads to fruity, chocolate-y kisses ─ and a little more

• using the marauders map to sneak out of the castle + have sex with a pretty view of it all

• finding when he lets you get back that someone dropped off gifts, love letters, and a place + reservation time in your dorm

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fred weasley

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• gives you all the bunches of sweet gifts that he can

• has some stupid inside jokes (and just plain stupid jokes) in a love letter with them

• keeps smirking at you to make you think there’s something wrong with his gifts

• to the point where you won’t even hold the flowers he gives you, “i swear to merlin if this sprays me or blows up─” “it won’t darling, i promise”

• but it’s all safe and fine, he’s just annoying

• won’t tell you tho until the end of the day when you have a pile of untouched stuff

• there’s some kinky presents in there for sure

• and you’ve got nothing to be wary of there

• covers you in kisses and loving ─ but eventually wild ─ intimate affections

• gets the house elves to bring you dinner + your fav dessert up (fred and george eventually became friends with the castle elves, pass it on)

• cuddles you to death sleep

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cho chang

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• enchants roses to bloom with small gifts and leaves them in your dorm

• there’s a note that tells you to meet her in the ravenclaw common room (she trusts you have the wits to enter)

• she’s waiting in this gorgeous dress that her lingerie barely peeks out of

• “darling, you got my letter” “it was beautiful cho”

• you share a box of chocolates and look out the window together since she knows how much you love the view

• the morning together is heaven with stolen sugary kisses and warm cuddles

• she completely shifts tones for the evening

• that lingerie that teased you behind her dress comes out after dinner

• tangled bodies in your favourite spot

• and whispered reminders that, “you’re my one and only love, don’t you ever forget that”

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luna lovegood

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• valentine’s day picnic, valentine’s day picnic, valentine’s day picnic!!

• she spends all week sneaking away from you to perfect it

• wakes you up in your dorm just before sunrise so that you can watch it together

• brews up some hot tea and pumpkin juice, along with lovegood family speciality cakes

• “be my valentine, y/n?” “luna, we’re dating” “i should still ask you, shouldn’t i? we mustn’t stop with the romance just because we’re already together”

• special charms to keep the nargles away on this special day

• to luna’s satisfaction, makeouts uninterrupted by any magical creatures whatsoever

• dances with you in the open wind

• gifts you something only luna would know you’d love

• and fucks you while the sun goes down

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padma patil

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• leaves little notes all over your dorm for you to find

• they’ve got clues for the night (parks and rec style but without the crazy)

• your first dates and memories from your affections

• she makes them all extremely obvious but then praises you for figuring it out and won’t stop with the “my baby’s so smart,”

• long makeout and cuddles with the compliments

• smiling mess when you give her a gift

• “like to see my gift, y/n?” surprise, she’s wearing lingerie

• tells you all breathless afterwards that she got you actual gifts too

• and won’t stand for any teasing since you gave right into her hotness

• running off to dinner together, giddy and in love

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parvati patil

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• shows up right at your door, around the time she knows you wake up

• expects you to have read the long love letter left on your pillow

• if you have, she’ll just kiss you and if you haven’t, she’ll hold your head in her lap while you do

• swoons for your touch while she tells you what she has planned for you

• lays in bed with you for a bit and in addition to her ideas, talks with you about what you want to do

• at one point you get a, “y/n, what if we forget all that and spend the day inside?” “i like the sound of that”

• it’s actually a lot of innocent conversations and affection

• until one of your kisses lingers and suddenly someone’s on the other’s lap

• you only finally go out because you “wouldn’t want that reservation to go to waste”

• but really, you just want to see her look gorgeous in a dress

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lavender brown

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• has probably been talking about her plans for the past month, “and then we’ll...”

• won’t even let you get out of bed at first

• you can’t really breathe from how close she is to you

• but you’re not complaining

• making out until she realises she wants to give you her gifts

• after that she drags you out of bed

• she went all out and made plans for the entire day

• puts her hands over your eyes to surprise you for every single one of them

• which you can’t even be mad about ‘cause she’s so happy and cute

• even more excited to show you the lingerie she bought for the occasion

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fleur delacour

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• she goes all out

• dim room, gourmet french foods, rose petals on the ground

• hopeless romantic bliss, she wants it to be a day straight out of your dreams

• instantly tells you that, “oh y/n, you are so beautiful” ─ to which you respond, “fleur i haven’t even gotten ready yet...”

• absolutely loses it when valentines and gifts show up at her door for her, “don’t they know i’m yours! imbeciles!”

• a walk and a certain intimate activity you both enjoy in the moonlight after your dinner

• scarily perfect wrapped gifts given

• an entire speech on how much she loves you and wants to give you the whole world ─ and adds quite sadly that “this will have to do”

• you assure her that it’s been perfect and show her just that

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nymphadora tonks

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• “i wonder if i can give you a hickey in the shape of a heart”

• you wake up to something dumb like that and get jumped by her affection

• she’s already in lingerie and quipped with dirty talk, it’s just that thought that happened to wake you

• has her hair your very favourite colour

• “good morning beautiful,” doesn’t let you breathe with all the kisses and touches she gives you

• takes you to a remote location on her broomstick

• which is just a candlelit meal and a large, messily wrapped present

• she shoved it all into one box and put a bunch of little love notes on each one (this one’s kinda random but it feels right)

• probably definitely wants you to sit on her lap all cliché like and let her feed you dessert

• keeps you on her lap after for different activities

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bellatrix lestrange

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• genuinely excited for the holiday

• it’s her two favourite love languages in one day : touch and gifts

• fucks you in every (house-elf decorated) room of the house

• takes you to breakfast, lunch, and dinner

• gets extremely moody if you make any half negative comment that day

• won’t show it but she immediately melts and goes back to her good mood if you give her a kiss

• a lot of wine... and i mean a lot

• makes it a point to kiss you really fiercely around single people

• “bella wtf that’s cruel” “y/n, kiss me again” “yes ma’am”

• she doesn’t care ─ double sting, they’re missing out on love and on you

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narcissa black

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• queen of romance

• and elegance

• handwrites you love letters

• leaves them in your bed, the bathroom, anywhere you’ll find them

• runs you a bath with rose petals

• she leaves a scary big pile of wrapped presents for you

• joins you at some point and points in the direction of a certain present

• it’s lingerie, she takes you to the bedroom

• wouldn’t ruin you too bad since you have dinner and wine plans

• but she’ll have you begging under the table and then ruin you completely once you get home

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[randombubblegum]

the fact that awsten is still relatively unknown outside of the terminally online space and writes lyrics as if he's A-list celeb status and all he gets is hate is like.... dude I've been here since 2017 I know people "cancel" you for the stupidest shit but a very easy way to solve that problem is to stop feeding into the parasocial relationships you keep cultivating and giving them more ammo to nitpick you like ?? he could fix the majority of this problem by not inciting this shit but he needs to in order to keep writing these callout lyrics and it's so old lmfao like if parx5 deals w "fan culture" again I swear.........

thats THE FUCKING THING!!!!! like is the online culture surrounding awsten batshit? yes. does he not only feed into it but actively cultivate it? YEAH? like?? maybe if you didnt check up on what fans on twitter/insta were posting about you all day every day, and actively respond to it, thereby validating and encouraging any behavior that gets your attention, gradually making it more and more extreme, youd be better off????

real talk do you think any actual A-list celebs are doing what you do. do you think pete wentz was namesearching himself on twitter at fobs peak. do you think harry styles keeps tabs on what fans write about him. do you think 5sos checks up on fan pages daily and reacts to them. the aggressively toxic parasocial fandom on the platforms you use exists because YOU FEED IT.

and to make it worse neither fandom nor greatest hits have ANYTHING relevant or insightful to say about “fandom culture”. at all. its literally all just “wah wah stans like me too much and dig too deep” when youve been posting intimate personal details about your relationships online since 2015? and 1-on-1 encouraging individual fans who suck your dick enough by rewarding them with attention or free merch? sorry youre in a hell of your own creation despite everyones attempt to warn you otherwise i guess

[anexlarrieblog]

Me again. Thanks for responding. Im am not trying to convince you. You were here. You made a conscious choice to leave for whatever reason you saw fit. I respect that. I'm also not trying to convince myself. I make the conscious choice to stay because Harry and Louis have made my life happier, separately and together. But the difference here is I didn't come and belittle you and say nasty stuff about you and your opinion. In fact I think I was quite polite. It seems to me that you focus too much on the wrong people. Someone can be a larry and be reasonable about it. Part of the reason I choose to be a larry is because I think it is the truest version of who they are. There is too much weird shit around baby gate that makes Louis Tomlinson of all people look like a shit father and a chavy chav laddy lad. That's not who I know Louis to be. And no matter how you dress it the media has always made Harry Styles look a womanizing, self absorbed doucheface. And again that is not the Harry I know he is. I think the other difference here is that if I am wrong I will admit it. If antis or harries or whatever you want to call them are wrong...they... Won't. So really it isn't actually a matter of Larry for me. Do I know they are together? Yes. If they end up not being together will the world keep spinning and will I still love them individually? Also yes. Do I think the images they have now and the shit they have and continue to go through is terrible? 100%. Everyone deserves better. Even the fans. I personally love them... I cant say equally, because it isn't equally, but I do love them similarly. Sometimes I just love one of them a little more depending on my mood.

Okay, listen. I did not leave the Larrie cult because I ‘saw it fit’, it wasn’t choice of convenience. I left because I knew it was wrong. I was wrong. And I realised that Larries are harmful as fuck and they are because look at what you are saying. I was not rude to you and your ‘opinions’, Larry is NOT an opinion. It’s a conspiracy theory. You, a conspiracy theorist, does not recognise that.

As for this nonsense you are saying about ‘things that don’t add up about babygate’. How’s this: larry is not real, Louis slept with Briana and she had his baby. Or we have your version of events: Briana faked an entire pregnancy, her mother and stepfather had a child (coincidently via surrogate?) who Louis and Briana then had to fake were his parents? Louis was forced by some illegal? contact to commit Fraud and sign a birth certificate. Freddie is registered legally under both a fake name and a… real name? It’s not child abuse to force a child to do this? Louis can’t… challenge this in court? He’s not allowed to say no or he’s… kindnapped? THESE ARE FANTASIES.

As for saying that antis just refuse to see the truth. LMFAO. Listen to me: the weight of proof isn’t on reality, it’s on you guy’s theories and you are severely lacking (aka don’t have any).

[fraks]

LEVERAGE REDEMPTION 1X13 THE HURRICANE JOB

- this half season splits up the team a lot. both literally by putting them in completely different locations and figuratively by having episodes very focused on certain people. breanna wasn't in golf job AT ALL. i'm not sure i like it. i'd enjoy it more if they split the team up in a way that put h/s alone together and there's only one bed.

- why yes, i had a little freak-out. for a hot second, harry and soph just made it sound like they pulled a job, just the two of them. but the others were there, too. they did, however, fly home together, WITHOUT the others. 👀

- i think this means that THEY'RE GONNA BE RIDING OUT THE HURRICANE TOGETHER AT THE OLD THEATRE. JUST THEM.

- lol "as long as they're nowhere near the gulf, they should be alright." a++, leverage.

- "i've taken every truth serum known to man and i come out smiling." LMFAO ELIOT. but also, wwwwow. they're really fucking with the ot3, aren't they? i mean, i get why hardison can't be there. frankly i'm amazed they managed to get three of the previous main five, and good for aldis for being popular! but without john rogers at the immediate helm, it feels like tptb are really trying to tear the ot3 apart, and while they've never been my main ship on this show, i a) do love them, and b) am ABSOLUTELY not here for tptb fucking with a giant part of the fandom community. from the episode summary, this ep was supposed to be "eliot and parker stuck at a hotel", would make for at least SOME ot3 content. but now that eliot has called the marshall, that's utter bogus, isn't it? "eliot and parker pretend to be siblings while eliot's gf is with them"? NO THANKS. and i like the marshall, and in my own personal headcanon, she can totally be involved with eliot without it invalidating the ot3, but DO NOT FUCK WITH THE OT3 FANS. i take that personally.

- huh i expected it'd be the old white guy (hotel owner?) they'd end up conning, but apparently not!

- eliot told the marshall about parker, but they "don't talk about work". what did you tell her, eliot? 😏

- fhakfhsjfbje ELIOT AND PARKER GESTURING IN SYNC. 🥰

- lmao parker pretending they have ""bosses"" at the ""agency"" they work for. that's so interesting to see, how parker's grifting style varies from sophie's. i mean, she's obviously gotten really good at the acting part of grifting, but it will never come naturally to her like it does to sophie. sophie inhabits a role completely, she BECOMES the character she's playing, because she loves grifting. for parker, it's a necessity. parker loves picking locks and cracking safes, crawling through vents and jumping off buildings, but not grifting. we already know parker can learn just about anything she sets her mind to, but burglary stuff is always going to be the thing that she enjoys the most. and i love that. i mean, don't get me wrong, i absolutely love that parker became the new mastermind at the end of leverage. it was perfect. but it had me worried that tptb would turn her into a superhuman version of herself, i guess. being the thief AND the grifter AND the mastermind at the same time is close to, if not actually, impossible. and there's no way to make that happen on screen, from a storytelling perspective. she physically cannot be conning a mark while at the same time cracking a safe while at the same time running around behind the scenes, rotating problems in her head. which is i think the storytelling reason for why sophie gets to run a lot of the cons this season, beyond the canon "sophie needs a project/distraction" explanation. anyway. i love everything about this. as much as i enjoy parker as the mastermind and grifter, i'm so happy she doesn't have to give up crawling through vents and jumping off buildings.

- HARRY AND SOPHIE STILL STUCK AT THE BASE TOGETHER. AND THEY HAD PIZZA. AND THEY'VE BEEN ALONE FOR HOURS.

- eliot just found the radio. so far, nothing has happened at the base yet. all we know is that, at some point, sophie will radio eliot to tell him harry's going to the hospital. I WONDER WHY. what are you doing to harry that he needs medical attention, soph? 👀

- "we should have some kind of bat signal." HARRY YOU RIDICULOUS DORK. 😍 but also i think you mean "eliot signal".

- "you're on an island in the gulf; you gotta get out of there!" oh harry. harry harry harry. you lovely man.

- HARRY AND FANTASY FOOTBALL. i really don't get the appeal of that, personally, but LOOK AT YOU USING YOUR GAMER AND GAMER-ADJACENT SKILLS, HARRY. and sophie's pretty impressed.

- eliot suddenly showing up out of the dark like that (and not for the first time) is equal parts amazing and terrifying. he's like one of those weeping angels from doctor who that move when you're not looking (idk, i don't watch doctor who, don't ask me about details, but i am terrified of those angels).

- ok the marshall is badass and i love her and she should totally be another leverage team's hitter. just not... eliot's (exclusive) girlfriend.

- harry wilson really just out there in 1b, throwing "sophie"s around left and right. 👀 i wonder why. i wonder what's made him suddenly start using her name all the time. like, there's a DEFINITE, noticeable difference after bucket job. he didn't use her name ONCE until unwellness job. and we never did see that conversation they had in bucket job. 👀

- LMAO AND THERE IS DOCTOR HARRY. awwww this must be so cool for noah. if you think @cminerva and i didn't make a "playing doctor" joke here, you'd be very much wrong.

- SOPHIE JUST CALLED HIM DOCTOR WILSON!

- and omg i have been counting "sophie"s and it's... impressive. it's like... they are so OBVIOUSLY endgame i'm worried it's TOO obvious. i mean, nate and sophie were endgame from the VERY first scene sophie was in. and it feels weird to like, have this repeat?

- "why are you protecting these people?" - "because you are supposed to." jfc eliot i already love you to the moon and back, there's no need to make me love you even more.

- "refill, doctor wilson!" - "indeed." why are you trying to get harry alone, soph? 👀 i mean, i know it's so eliot and parker can have a scene by themselves, but canonically, why? huh? harry letting sophie go first, his arm outstretched. HE'S SUCH A GENTLEMAN. where can i get my own harry wilson plsandty?

- "how do you know all that medical jargon anyway? - "tv." jsjfjsdjfjsjfjsjchejdjsjfwjxhw

- and they walk off together. 😍

- parker being worried eliot is going to leave them!!!!! and ARM OVER HER SHOULDER. 😭 i love them so much. and i have all the feelings anyone has ever had about the fact that parker thought eliot might leave them. TIL MY DYING DAY. they're forever.

- lmao the very last shot of the episode ends with a slow camera pan across and then almost under the counter they always sit at, and for a hot second, i expected the pan to go even further and show like, sophie's bra under the table or something. but then, harry would never let that happen. he'd make sure any and all stray bits of clothing were either very well hidden or back on his (or sophie's) person.

[wyn-n-tonic]

Okay but like, I need to know what song you sing for karaoke night with each of Pedro’s characters

Francisco Morales: Wind Beneath My Wings by Bette Midler. This isn't just karaoke either, this is a PERFORMANCE. He sings it to you and to Santiago.

Marcus Pike: Vincent (Starry, Starry Night) by Don McLean, it's a bit melancholy but the bar is close to closing time and your little group are the only ones left. He's singing it more to you than into the microphone and he can't stop reaching out to grab your hand.

Marcus Moreno: We're All In This Together. He dances too. Never mind that the movie came out long before his daughter was born, Disney Channel is literally always on in his house since she was a baby and it's a catchy tune. 

Pero Tovar: He doesn't know what this karaoke you speak of is but he will animatedly hum along to whatever you're singing in the garden as you read beside your olive tree.

Max Philips: Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO. No, I will not elaborate.

Maxwell Lord: Love is a Battlefield by Pat Benatar. He does the dance too. He's into it. He loves it.

Javier Peña: Javier doesn't sing and certainly not in public but he'll gladly let you take him home for a private concert.

Dave York: Karaoke? You've lost your goddamn mind, he's not doing that. But you finally pout enough and ply him with enough tequila that he's flipping through the Bruce Springsteen selection before settling on Born in the U.S.A. He gets giggly in the Uber after because everybody misinterprets it as this great patriotic song but it's actually about how America fucking blows.

Oberyn Martell: You and Oberyn get wine drunk and rewrite the Rains of Castamere to be about teabagging Tywin Lannister. His brother hears the echos through the chambers and forbids either of you from uttering a word of it outside the walls of the castle. You teach it to all eight of his daughters who, in turn, teach it to all of their friends. Soon the entirety of Dorne is singing it. Small justice is still some justice.

Din Djarin: If you want to sing at the Cantina, he supports you. He will gladly help you with the lyrics so that you don't mispronounce and offend anybody. He loves the way the beat makes you makes you giddy. You can't see his smile but you can hear it when he asks you if you had fun. He knows you did and spends a few more credits for a few more songs to prolong your joy knowing the next mission will be longer and lonelier for the both of you.

Jack 'Whiskey' Daniels: You're Still the One by Shania Twain. He saw the way you watched that video of Kacey Musgraves and Harry Styles in New York over and over again so when y'all got a little drunk at the bar he decided to surprise you with his own rendition of it.