#actually are but it’s ok
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johndonneswife · 4 months ago
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Hi!!! should I watch Lost since it’s on Netflix or is it like your SPN show? thanks!
MY show? 😭😭😭😭😭 pls girl don’t start with me
okay so i enjoyed and had a great time watching lost. lost gave me characters like desmond hume and juliet burke. hello… here is what i would say:
lost = good show sometimes plagued with bad writing with an audience too fucking stupid to understand it…ugh
spn = bad show where there was *sometimes* some *completely fucking accidental* good writing with an audience simultaneously too smart and way too fucking stupid for it. usually too stupid. it’s fucking bad okay!
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starrysharks · 3 months ago
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ghanaian miku
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blabberoo · 13 days ago
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headcanoning Ford is a much bigger menace than Stan during highschool days but he gets away with it..
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gibbearish · 1 year ago
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love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking
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crowkip · 3 months ago
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yeehaw, baby!
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adriles · 9 months ago
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they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes
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coolxatu · 2 years ago
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she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]
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homoqueerjewhobbit · 11 months ago
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Wow, this "gender free" fashion brand sure doesn't have any AMAB models.
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cubbyhole-for-flea-bee · 5 months ago
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Macaque spent the whole season Big-Damn-Hero-ing and was NOT happy about it xD
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nicecrumbart · 5 months ago
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Keep thinking about that one scene in secret life
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crispy-crust · 7 months ago
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was out on a hike today and i found this nailed to a tree.... what the fuck?
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heavenbarnes · 8 months ago
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the obedience that came with your older bf!simon hadn’t started out as inherently kinky. it actually stemmed from a rather vulnerable admission, one that happened to come about as you were riding him.
“i need to follow orders”
it’d caught you off guard, but you’d been quick and accepting with it as your pressed your palms against his broad chest. you’d nodded, panting slightly as you tried your best.
“i want you to hold me down and really fuck me, si”
and that was it, he was gripping tight on your hips and jackhammering his own up into you until your head was tipping back and a fucking squeal was being torn out of you.
the rest was history.
simon explained it as he’d built a career off of following orders, he’d kept himself alive by doing what he was told- being in the right place at the right time.
if you wanted to see him at his best you had to tell him exactly what you wanted him to do.
after a particularly soft evening on the couch, one that would never leave the four walls of your home, where simon was cuddled into your front with your arms wrapped around him- he told you he felt safest when he had explicit instructions.
part of it was just easier that way, like when he didn’t really get the hype about sexting but you told him what you wanted and then you’d both be happy.
the other part of it was that security, he had someone who loved him enough to put him in the right place at the right time and eliminate as many variables as possible.
that didn’t mean spontaneity was out of the question, he could surprise you and you could do the same to him- but once you really got into things, he wanted you to tell him in graphic detail what you wanted him to do.
“just like that, don’t move your hand at all”
“cum inside me, please”
“bend me over, want you to use me”
“look me in the eyes, want to see you when you cum for me”
“lick my cunt, simon”
there was also something in there for him about you, sweet little you, looking this big man right in the eye and ordering him around.
made him weak in the fucking knees.
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catwouthats · 3 months ago
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Wade: *giggling over the fact Logan uses pet names for him*
Logan: Holy shit, I need to find out this guy’s name. I can’t keep calling him Bub….
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800db-cloud · 3 months ago
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i’m literally shaking buy them brown contacts pls
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daftpatience · 5 months ago
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i wanted to reflect on me 2018 and me 2024 as well (@punkitt-is-here did this and i love the way she talks abt transness shes so cool)
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hinamie · 4 months ago
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yuuji smiling and sukuna making a face like That did u really think i wouldn't do a panel redraw
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