#actually No I don’t

[lilislegacy]

percabeth kids: mom! dad! come on this ride with us!

percy and annabeth: ok! what’s it called?

percabeth kids: the tower of terror

percabeth: sounds fun!

and that was the last time the jackson family ever attended disney world

[automaticmercy]

If I had a nickel for each gif I had of Megatron cracking his neck after talking to Bumblebee, I’d have two nickels. Which, isn’t a lot - but it’s weird that it happened twice.

[fishinspacey]

uhhh my friends told me to advertise my comic more so, here we go!

do you like gays? do you like mexicans? do you like magic and ghost hunters? do you like reading about two idiots who don’t know how to talk about their feelings? then you’ll probably LOVE my comic, “That’s the Spirit!” on Webtoon!!

(haha get it? a story about GHOST hunters called “that’s the SPIRIT”? do you get it? do you get the joke- *gets shot*)

synopsis:

Hero and Alto, former friends turned rivals, are on their last year of school training to be aviators- a fancy term for "ghost hunter." The two are unexpectedly paired up for their Final Year Expedition, wherein they will have to traverse the lands of Golden Kingdom together, cleansing spirits and honing their aviation skills. As the two attempt to overcome their resentment towards one another, they rediscover something about themselves that they've hidden deep in the past.

if any of that sounds interesting, maybe give it a read!

it has amazing reviews such as “gay gay these motherfuckers are gay” and “alto is a homeless man”

10/10

[sadiecoocoo]

I have an idea for the next Surrender Your Mind fic, if I go into too much detail it’ll spoil everything, but I think it’s gonna be the commander batch dealing with their captain baby brother being a bit of a brainwashed moody psychopath while they’re all coming down from the effects of the inhibitor chips

[loganslowdown4]

I apologize for the person I’m about to become when Logince Week starts

[evidently-endless]

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

[fosliie]

College roommates, lab partners, to basically married pipeline

[horserad-ish]

reblog only if you’ve received less than 1000 boops! we can all get each other to “max”

[realtalk127]

thinking about how the best case scenario that elphaba can imagine in the wizard and i is that finally someone will come along who will be able to change everything about her. even in her wildest dreams, she views that as her best option.

and then.

along comes galinda. who - after spending an entire night attempting to give her a makeover - settles on: ‘actually, you’re perfect just the way you are. i wouldn’t change a thing. except maybe to tuck a little piece of myself in with you, just there.’

and i just think that’s neat.

[tearlessrain]

I mean honestly I don’t hate Harris. or Biden, who has actually done a lot of good in the last four years especially considering the mess he had to clean up. but whatever gets the “my imaginary moral high ground is more important than peoples’ lives” fucks to vote.

[nevaburs]

[angstitty]

In French we don’t say dandelions we say piss in bed and I just think that’s beautiful

[trans-androgyne]

Genuinely, what happened to “feminism is for everyone”?

That’s the feminism I grew up with: encouraging people to recognize that fighting sexism and restrictive gender roles helps folks of every gender. We’d push back on the idea that feminists hate men, pointing to inclusive feminist literature and how many men are feminists.

Now, there are so many people insisting that the solution to patriarchy is to openly hate and ostracize men no matter what. Why? What is the benefit? It’s certainly not effective in fighting oppressive structures to exclude half the population from your cause on the basis of immutable traits. It may feel cathartic to say horrible things about men and try to punish them for your frustrations with patriarchy. But the only actual effect I see is the increasing right-wing radicalization of young men, who are being told that the left hates them for the way they were born and presented with an abundance of proof that it’s true.

Why are we going back to treating men and women as different species? It doesn’t fix things to say “well women are the good gender and men are the bad one” this time. If you sincerely want to dismantle sexism, you’re going to have to unpack and let go of all sex and gender essentialism—even that which considers women inherently pure and men inherently immoral.

[thunderon]

so my roommate is completely straight edge like no drugs no alcohol etc and so im sure y’all can imagine my surprise when i saw she brought home this sign

so i immediately inquired

and now you may ask. what the fuck did my roommate think that sign meant? well

anyways i moved the sign so it’s now front and center in our living room and ive been laughing every time i pass it

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Jason: I’m dating Roy

Bruce: Hmm (derogatory)

Jason: He has a daughter which makes you a grandad

Bruce: Hmm (delighted)

[everwalldigan]

My favourite thing ever is when Jason is drawn to resemble Bruce because I KNOWW his ass would HATE it😭😭

Dick: hey Jason you haven’t forgotten our meet u— oh my god are you ok?? What happened?

Jason *rocking back and forth on the floor with a traumatised look in his eyes, whispering in horror* someone mistook me for Bruce in the grocery store today.

Random kid at a charity event pointing at Jason standing grumpily in a corner: who’s that?

Bruce (smiling fondly): that’s my son Jason!

Random kid: he looks like you! :D

Jason: *leaves the room*

Bruce (running after him): jason, Jason they didn’t mean anything by it, Jason, you’re going to jump off a balcony just because of a child’s observation Jason?