#actual golf

[great-and-small]

Apparently the local university’s undergraduate entomology course sends students to catch insect specimens at the same place I like to go birdwatching, which explains why I saw three enormous frat looking dudes with tiny bug nets and overheard one emphatically say “bro BRO I told you we already have enough lepidopterans”

[arkangelo-7]

I bet that Bruce Wayne and Tim Drake, as the Batfamily’s resident corporate America breadwinners, have to occasionally go play a round of golf to keep up appearances with WE shareholders. The only problem is that they’re both fucking terrible at golf.

And when I say they’re bad, like, holy shit, they are really bad. For two people who often have to save the universe with their intelligence, concentration, and ability to effectuate incredibly complex, precision-reliant plans, they are both somehow really, really fucking awful at golf of all things.

Bruce, at least, has the Brucie Wayne disguise to hide how absolutely awful he is at golf. Which totally works for him, because he hates the reminder that he is inherently terrible at something. So, whenever he’s dragged out for a round with Lucius and the WE board members, he just pretends to get super drunk, act a little more clumsy then normal, and hits on the caddy until everyone just writes him off as too much of an ditz to put any effort into his golf swing. It drives Lucius nuts, because he actually likes golf and he thinks Bruce is just pretending to be bad as part of his cover for Batman—there is at least one occasion where he asks Bruce to show a little more decorum on the course and actually try to play, and Bruce just… blue screens. Because in reality he is actually horrible at golf and he needs the excuse of “dumbass Brucie Wayne” or his ego will implode.

Tim, however. Poor Tim.

Tim, unfortunately does not get to play the idiot to cover up his absolute shit golf game. (There is only so much room in the family for idiots and he has to keep up appearances as Jack and Janet Drake’s son.) As such, he avoids any and all golf courses as much as possible—but everyone once in a while there’s a potential merger or business deal he needs to discuss with someone important, and the best way to get the deal done is on a golf course. So Tim has to spend the next three and a half hours of his life torturing himself through a round of golf. (He ends up losing twelve balls, taking seven swings on a Par 3, somehow broke his putter, and tripped into a bunker.) The only upside is that his pure determination to actually finish the round, despite how godawful he is, is usually what actually convinces the investors/partner/board members agree to work out a deal with him.

But it’s best (or worse) when Bruce and Tim play golf together. It isn’t often—stories of their infamously terrible golf games means that most people will only invite one of them at a time—but inevitably they do end up on a course together at one point, and holy fuck, it is a miracle they don’t burn the place down.

[boobilby]

HII HII I saw you wanted art requests soo I was wondering if maybbee… you could draw evil x and helsknight (or just one of them).. your Hels design is really cool!!

EX and Hels having dinner while discussing herobrine

Also TYSM <3

Bonus drawings of EX sleeping in worm man merch, being a crybaby and playing golf and then hels and wels’ rap battle

[khaopybara]

Clumsy Girlfriend x Indulging Girlfriend

GODJI TATCHAKORN as NIDA and GOLF KITTIPAT as BAMBAM episode 2 of 23 POINT 5

[nethnad]

watching nuwho and then classic who depictions of the master is so funny you have ten going "i know him... i could detect him anywhere if he was on earth...." and then in the sea devils the master is just meandering around the same building complex as the doctor and it takes jo looking out the window and going "WAIT A SECOND" for him to even notice he's there. bestie your husband is committing crimes as we speak ignore the golf guy for 3 seconds maybe

[chrissy-kaos]

Went from lunch with the love at my fav local place to playing 18 with the boi's.. My handicap is 25. I suck so bad 🤣😂 But I won't turn down free beer!

[morganbritton132]

Eddie is live-streaming in his studio one night and Steve is sitting on the other end of the couch grading papers. Eddie stops what he’s saying mid-story to look at Steve.

Steve is busy and doesn’t notice him looking or the smile that passes over Eddie’s face that says he’s about to be annoying on purpose.

Eddie, choosing chaos: Hey, babe. Remember when I introduced you to Stevie Nicks and you threw up?

Steve, choosing violence: Remember that summer I coached softball and you were the ‘celebrity’ pitcher at our charity game?

Eddie, smile dropping immediately: Shut up, you agreed to never mention that again.

Steve: Did I? I don’t remember that. Wouldn’t it be a shame if one of your internet friends found that and showed everybody?

Eddie, narrowing his eyes: Well, no one got it on video so…

*less than an hour later*

Will posts a video filmed ten years ago of Eddie on the pitcher’s mound at the local baseball fields. He throws the ball. It goes straight into the ground three feet in front of him. Eddie just stares at it.

Meanwhile, in the background, you see the pixelated blob of Steve laughing so hard that he nearly falls over.

[reunitedinterlude]

phil + tattoos

bonus (2015):

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I would make a balls joke to that last ask, but I'm afraid our lord and savior Six Balls is in the wrong MXTX novel ;(

And then he refused to elaborate.

[evilherehotel]

i um. i do not have storage again. but i remembered whiteboard existd

heres bfdia rewritten content since liams ask about it has NOT done anything to get it out of my head. i feel like after they brought pin back she was kinda?? underutilized?? like they focus a LOT on her whole hating freesmart thing but not on the parts of it that actually. matter

having your body turned into a prison like pin’s was is. horrifying. and the second she’s brought back she’s not only forced to work with one of the people that (while indirectly, in books case) did that to her, but the entire fucking challenge is centered around having your body modified

pin came back as a bitter and vengeful shell of the person she used to be. and worst of all when she finally starts to trust book BOOK BETRAYS HER.

and while im on the subject of bfdiar. heres els introduction! it actually kinda involves pin so bear with me

leafy, to the contestants, is either lost in the woods or dead. but both options are actually wrong - leafy is in yoyleland, and pin lied about her disappearing while she was chasing her. pin kept the map.

when these three were in the evil forest, ice cube saw the figure of el following them and mistook her for leafy. Boy was she wrong.

immediately after realizing that fact they run yada yada spongy gets captured and goes missing BUUUT. when he comes back he has no memory of the incident whatsoever. no memory of being chased or captured or even being in the forest to begin with

gb goes normal about this

[plead-au]

a compilation of recent PLE:AD AU-related drawings. sorted by oldest to latest

[mooroficirrus]

hey my copy of tpot15 looks weird

[livelaughghoul]

Chat, we got sign of life from Logan directly and I’m not being normal about this.

[icewindandboringhorror]

A little costume with eyebrow whiskers again.. making their return lol..

[ineffablesnakegender]

"I'd be happy to play golf with you if you can carry your own bag, think you can do it?" Which could mean nothing

[st-hedge]

I wanted to doodle the temen-ni-gru crew before my arm gave out lmao I clapped like a toddler with an iPad when they teamed up together against the hell clown