#acting like a kicked puppy

[emotianallesbiansoup]

just be really REALLY nice, and act oblivious to any and all attempts to start something... they will eventually feel REAALLLLY guilty and either play off being mean as a joke, or doxx you, it worked for me so I haven't gotten doxxed!

yet.

this couldn’t be said any better

[lovesickeros]

zhongli and neuvillette fighting over their reader 🤭🤭

scary dog privilege wherever you go, draconic courting gestures that would scare any regular person, they send each other deadly glares the moment you turn away,

stealing your clothes to just get a whiff of your scent, marking their territory all over your house - making it a battlefield basically, neuvillette (in my hc) is cooler and zhongli is warm so the cuddles are always so comfy ☺️😍,

they give you anything you want - you don't even have to lift a finger, they make you travel between the nations a lot though 😒 sooo clingyyy, extra gentle in their dragon forms as to not squish you, don't even get me started on the size difference 😍😍

just a little thought 🤭☺️

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Neuvi being colder is so real and canon. I see him as being colder + a lot more lithe, kinda lanky with smaller but sharper canines versus Zhongli who's warmer and a bit shorter then Neuvi + bulkier with bigger but not as sharp canines.

They've also got very different habits – Zhongli is very prideful not just of himself but his nation. He'll personally give your a tour and purposely drag it out as long as he can. Complimenting Liyue is basically complimenting him, checkmate Neuvi. Especially if he convinces you to try on some local Liyue fashion. Harmless and just a nice gift to anyone else but Neuvi sees it for what it is (since your wearing something from Liyue, technically wearing something of his. He loves his technicalities when it comes to staking a claim over you). Adds salt to the wound by touching you in totally innocent ways like to adjust you towards something he wants to show you or accidently brushing against you when he takes the bags of spoils he's practically drowning you in but really he's just making sure his scent sticks. He's just a sweet, nice gentleman with absolutely no ulterior motives trust.

Neuvillette does love Fontaine, but his habits are more about himself then the nation. He'll take you around if you ask or if the idea strikes him, but you'll probably stay around the making city area or the opera house specifically. He enjoys more personal time with just you and him then anything else. He values the immaterial to the material. Zhongli spoils you with gifts, but Neuvi tries to offer quality time irregardless of physical gifts (though he still gives them just not to the extent of Zhongli). He'll take you to see different operas if that's to your fancy, or leverage a bit of his authority to maybe see a few films since those seem to be hitting off in Fontaine recently. Bet that creaky old archon doesn't have those huh. He feels awkward if you want to watch a trial, but he'll reluctantly agree because. well. it's you. just don't wave or anything he's trying to work and he just Really wants to see you smile at him like that again and it makes him lose his train of thought. gets custom clothes designed by Chiori to replace your clothes from Liyue because they smell of Zhongli and it makes him sulky + he likes to match.

G-d forbid these two are in the same room as you because it's a war of attrition at that point. Constant accidental brush of the hand against your shoulder or elbow but it's just them trying to get rid of the others scent. they are side eyeing each other behind your back while being all smiles whenever your looking. If it's hot and you lean into Neuvi more he's practically GLOWING. not even smug he's just absolutely smitten and happy to be of service. immediately takes off his gloves and presses his hands to your face asking if your okay and if you want to go back with him. if it's cold out and you seek out Zhongli more hes smug as hell beneath the calm veneer. Offers you his coat and stay as physically close to you as he can under the pretense of being worried you'll catch a cold if he doesn't warm you up.

don't even get me started on your house either because you probably have tons of gifts from both of them accumulated everywhere. if Neuvi sees you use a tea set from Zhongli suddenly he had a fantastic gift idea he thought you'd like. he even got some tea included with it so why don't you let him make you some? Zhongli sees you using a goblet Neuvi gave you (totally a coincidence it's similar to his) and suddenly you have 27 square cups in your cabinets that you have no idea where they came from. if the goblet is mysteriously missing oh well. who knows :]

[waitineedaname]

I love that the best emotional acting when it comes to facial expressions comes from Lan Wangji (microexpressions) and Jiang Cheng (macroexpressions). Lan Wangji doesn't emote much but when you're keyed in, the tiny little changes in his facial expression are Devastating. Meanwhile Jiang Cheng is feeling Every Emotion, All The Time, and you are going to see it on every inch of his face. He'll go through twenty different expressions in the same amount of seconds and that face journey will be but a brief glimpse into the awful emotional rollercoaster that is Jiang Cheng's life

[chahaa-piun-ja]

There's some amazing gifable moments that we get in S6, but did we have to have a scene once every episode where some character or other is like 'OMG Thomas you have feelings?? Who'd have thought???'

[elisedonut]

I understand why some people get annoyed by focusing on a small thing mentioned about a character

but at the same time if we only know like five things about someone why wouldn't you??

like Colin's only mentioned as having a camera in COS because it was always just for plot convenience but you can pry him having one for the whole series out of my cold dead fingers because it's one of the few defining things we have about him and anytime I've ever seen him written without one he just feels wrong and like that is not my boy

Lavender only mentions rabbits once when talking about her pet binky dying but again that is now a part of her she will now never not have bunny rabbit associations to me

Percy is not in the little known about him category as much but I feel the same way about him liking Divination too yeah it's mentioned once and in a way you could technically argue against but nope he will always like divination to me now because of it

[silly-salty-utdr-rants]

something people need to acknowledge is that berdly is the fucking mvp of chapter 2, after getting free from mind control he HAULS ASS to round up FUCKING EVERYONE (EVEN IN THE NEUTRAL ROUTE WHERE HIS ARM IS FUCKED UP)

saves kris susie and ralsei from FALLING TO THEIR DEATHS and

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uses the berdly statue as the base for the robot to fight queen with.

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I SHIT YOU NOT THIS IS JUST WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS!!! LIKE LITERALLY REPLAY CHAPTER 2 AND IT HAPPENS!!!!! NOT TO MENTION SNOWGRAVE WHERE HE ACTIVELY TRIES TO SAVE NOELLE FROM US WITH NO WITTY BANTER AND RAMPED UP ATTACKS REQUIRING THE FATAL SPELL SNOWGRAVE TO EVEN KILL!!!!

HOW IS BERDLY STILL ONE OF THE MOST HATED CHARACTERS???

[freakystinky]

ns4w, gojo/ambiguous partner

Gojo is seriously the type of guy who would have zero physical boundaries after he starts dating someone; like a toddler who can’t keep their hands off things. Obviously there’s the normal casual touching, which turns more romantic and exaggerated, but also a new, more intimate kind of touching.

He’s grabby.

He’s also bold, and increasingly so the more he gets away with it. Always, no matter the time, place, or occasion, if his hands are available, they are resolutely holding handfuls of his partners ass, chest, hips, hair… anywhere he can reach, really. He gravitates towards them, always present with a hand gripping their thigh, waist, neck… and when he doesn’t, he’s pouty and upset- sometimes even a little mad. He’s a brat about it, actually.

… In private, he’d walk up behind his parter at any time and sneakily slide his hand into their pants after a chaste kiss on the neck and a whispered greeting. He acts before he asks, but he’s a tease so he’s sure to pose the question once he has a hand around them and he’s invading all of their senses. It’s hard to say no when his breathing is getting heavy next to their ear and he’s driving them crazy with the erection he’s grinding against their ass.

He’d grab them, bruising where fingers grasped at whatever soft flesh they can find when he cums, and he hesitates to let go once he’s done, too.

[hella1975]

thank you for saying hawks is NOT a himbo… I’m so sick of reading fics where he’s kinda airheaded or just a kicked puppy. Or dabihawks fics where he’s more emotional than dabi somehow??? I feel like people like to take away everything that’s complicated about him. He’s kinda a cold hearted bitch! literally a trained government agent who’s a master manipulator. Bro is walking propaganda for mha society’s corrupt government. But also he’s my pookie and has never done anything wrong ever so there’s that too

REAL AS FAWKKKKKK like people will fr see a pretty blond guy and think he is stupid as shit did we even watch the same show!!!! he has been trained in espionage and fighting since he was SEVEN he is so so so complex and mean and heartless and efficient and manipulative he is a supercop working for the boss cops but you bitches want him to bottom soooooooooo bad

[paraonyx]

I KNOW I NEED TO STOP PROCRASTINATING ON ALL MY PROJECTS WITH OTHER PROJECTS BUT IVE BEEN DAYDREAMIN ABOUT THIS OTHER FIC AND I WANTED TO AT LEAST GET SOEMTHING DOWN. SOOOO UH YEAH :]

(This is still a draft btw)

[kerakeriza]

We need Nicieza writing Jason and Tim in the same room again. Please please please please please please please please

[zombiified]

the stinks

[rewritingcanon]

writing polly, rose and karl’s friendship is like writing two mean girlboss queen bees and the himbo they co parent

[countingdots-tc]

and get this! ! i never even had feelings for him until he turned the friendship into something it wasn’t and now im jealous of every girl he talks to !

[lem0nademouth]

i know this is gonna shock y’all but ABA is not like uniquely evil or universally harmful and in fact many gentle parenting practices are ABA techniques so yeah no maybe don’t demonize ABA and tell parents they are monsters for doing it with their kids

[starlightcleric]

How foolish am I, sitting here trying to think up a new Rogue character for Wrath of the Righteous when Rhonda Threeapples has been here all along.

[coockie8]

What would you say is your favorite character duo dynamic from FMA? (I apologize for all the FMA asks)

Might be a little bias for shipping reasons, but no dynamic in that series is funnier to me than whatever Ed and Roy have going on lmao

Roy and Hughes are a very close second, though haha