#acomedy

[saepiae]

we need movies where these superheroes are geriatric i'm sorry :/ or idec abt the rest i just want old batman

[hornetstabber]

chugged 5 beers at acomedy club and im swagging out now

[tyrantzeye]

doijg oc infodump hour now bc i havent done it previously 4 a while.... huge tw, see in tags....featuring fune aitsuko & natsuki(unknown lasg name)

so guys yk fune & natsuki the 2 ocs i talk ab the least n are basically copy n paste versons of eachother n therefore are besg friends????? SO UHM HERES A. (HEAD)CANONS B. A CANONICAL N SAD STORYLINE & C. NEW OC DROP TEASER

a. (HEAD)CANONS

1. they tease eachother constantly. but its intellectual sounding as FUCK. instead of going "youre short" they go "you appear to be vertically challenged, i love how it matches your mental state" 2. they do little study sessions together n they eat tea and biscuits n fake british accents 3. they have a pet snake together. his name is jerryl. fune has him on weekends. you will not recieve any other details. 4. fune spends most of her time staring at her drawing tablet n natsuki just spits out ideas at her which she WILL make into a poem later 5. fune has a litrle crush on natsuki (canon) but natsuki is oblivious n ir would be rlly funny in like acomedy show its like imagine phineas and feeb and that 1 girlypop 6. they are basically troy and abed(intellect edition)

b. STORYLINE

our story begins in a library.fune is reading n shit n natsuki comes up 2 her n is like "what book r u readinf" n they nerd out n instantly click and then they text and.hang out again n beckme best friends but.natsuki kept being distant n then they eventually moved in 2gether n every other nighr natsuki has someone new in the house n she has a weapon collection n her room is like not whag ud.expect it 2 be like at all considering how timid n shit both her n natsuki r yk?? they have a talk.ab it n irs resolved(hint hint nudge nudge) n anywayz fune keeps finding weird things n hearinf weird things like she finds a crumpled photo of tbem in the trash & sees a glint of like an eye in the closet door but she ignores it n it escalates n fune kicks her out but ir makes ir worse adn nqtsukis begging her to be let back in bur she doesnt and then.theg try to ralk it out in a public space and instead of talking ab shit natsuki talks ab books n her most recent poems n all tbe stuff she loves ab funes mkst recenr art n then funes walkikg to the bus n she thought natsuki got in her car n left already but she DIDNT and she's following her and natsuki taps fune on the shoulder n pulls out a gun but her hands all shaky ad shes crying rlly hard n instead of shootign her she shoots herself n theres a note that reads...."and i hold the gun in my handsand i pull the trigger but where does it point?i don't remember.i love you - natsuki"n funes confused and sad and grieving n then she finds out that natsuki has a bounty on her head bc when she was younger she did a bunch of fucked yp shit in a different country n she fled n didnt want fune 2 find out and couldnt figure out a better way to stop it bc she was worried fune would turn her in but she physicallt couldtn do it so instead yk........she.....yk... n fune is filled with all this regret & shit n js stops everything she xant draw anything other than vent art n cant get out of bed basically can only feed jerryl yk?? BUT then she does a sbit ton of research n stops the bad guys !!!!!! yay !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (aka i couldnt think of a better way to end it.sorry😓)

BAD ENDINF......natsukis finger is on the trigger, and she pulls. she shoots. it echoes. and she runs. she runs and runs far far away. she runs until her legs give out and shes in the middle of nowhere and shes dropped the gun a while back and shes scared and sad and shit because she wasnt supposed to do that n she sits there and cries until dawn n eventually she recollects herself n just flees again n eventually she dies in like some tiny country with like 50 different names following her

C. cant think of a name. but he is going 2 be besg friends w thag 1 kid on tunelogic n is basically kerenzas brief(platonic) like in paswg. give ideas if u dont mind👺

[monachopsissssss]

hey did spotify tell. me that it was. acomedy about death grief and the apocalypse.

[aalseestore-blog]

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[backonefish]

The biggest joke of Don't Look Up is the assumption that the world revolves around the USA

[365filmsbyauroranocte]

Le diable probablement (Robert Bresson, 1977)

[what-does-the-moose-say]

I have been thinking about this take for hours. How is it possible not to even consider that this is the point.

[alflys4life]

Jokes dont always end up in jokes

We were joking about March  , and here we are . Interesting isn’t it?  Yet , it doesn’t ease the pain thinking about your joke . Maybe life is a joke , and we shouldn’t treat it so seriously , who knows ? 

[nkogneatho]

Hello! I hope you are fine and healthy. I hope you will see this but Can I request 2,9,32( if It's alright 26 too)from the promp list with Nanami from Jujutsu Kaisen?

NANAMI KENTO x fem!reader. (promt list is here)

Warnings: Fluff, Angst, Smut, Consumption of Alcohol.

A/n: Hello. I hope you're fine too. I did my best with this. I hope you like it🤧❤

2. First kiss.

It was just a normal evening. You both planned a date at a restaurant somewhere really far away from Gojou cause that airhead will definitely spread rumors.

Nanami arrived a little late as he has to work overtime. Tiredness was clearly visible in his eyes. Slight dark circles marking his eye bags but the jawline still sharp and handsome as ever. It's been a month since you guys have been going out. It was nothing special but just casual dates to talk your day out.

After sharing a couple of talks and drinks, you guys left the restaurant.

Sky Dark, just a crescent moon visible as you both walked on the street.

Nanami didn't knew your alcohol tolerance was this bad that you weren't even walking straight. He held your waist as you were about to fall and you not being in your senses started gazing deep in his eyes and face, appreciating his features and soon your pupil moved to stare his lips. You just felt like grabbing it with yours and so you did. His eyes widened at the unexpected gesture.

Nanami smiled at how cute you are when you're drunk amd cupped your face to deepen the kiss.

9. "Only if you knew how much you meant to me"

It's been almost a year since you guys broke up. Nothing really cruel, it's just that Nanami started doing some risky work and barely spent time with you. Dealing with curses is something he really despises plus he didn't wanted you to get hurt but how were you supposed to know all of that. You didn't even know that curses exists. You still respected his choice and walked away from his life.

26. Pegging them

Nanami had a really bad day. A bad day that made him look back and question his choices. He still regrets letting you go like that. "If she was here right now, she would've probably scold me for overworking myself.", he left a small chuckle but his eyes said something else. "Only if you knew how much you meant to me y/n"

Never in your life you thought you'd be seeing this sight in front of you. Nanami, the tough guy who barely gave a squat about stuffs was now oh so vulnerable in your touch.

"Can I move love?", you questioned the green blonde.

"Y--yes"

"Does it hurt?", you started off with a normal pace letting him adjust

"N-no, it feels g-good"

"Well that's nice to hear, enjoy yourself.", you smiled increasing the pace. The sheets on the bed rubbing his cock making it twitch. You knew entering him from the back was a good idea when you saw the sheets getting moist from his leaking cum.

Nanami knew that he is high maintenance, not someone to normally fall in love with but you did anyways. You couldn't help it. People might think he is a loner, boring man but your eyes smiled at the way he chuckled at acomedy scene when you guys Netflix and chill, the satisfaction on his face when his coffee was just the right taste he wanted. You saw him for all these small things.

32. "Y/n L/n, will you do the honor to be mine?"

Nanami really appreciated the way you noticed every small thing about him what others failed to do.

You were arranging his suits neatly in the closet, color coding them. He was staring at you standing near the bedroom door leaning his arms on the doorwall. At that moment it hit him how he need you in his life because no one would ever be here at your place as no one had the audacity to cling on him until he realised that he was actually a good person. He didn't care if he didn't have ring at the moment, all he cared was he had you and he needed to tell you how much you mean to him. Without wasting anytime he soon grabbed your hands staring at them while you were clueless of what happened.

"I know I am a little hard to handle", he voiced deep.

"Baby, No you're not. Is it about that agai-"

"Shhh, hear me out", he cut you off as he placed his index finger on your lips.

"Y/n, I don't see myself as someone who would ever fall in love. But you made me believe that I can. Growing up, getting a job, earning a normal income, coming home to no one and living a plain life is all I thought it was gonna be like. Until----you stepped in.", your eyes brightened at those sweet words. But what you felt like was just a normal romantic conversation was soon going to be the most memorable moment of your life. "Now when I come home, I do have someone special and I always look forward to stepping in through that door just to see your welcoming smile. You are just perfect. If you give me a chance, I would spend my remaining life doing everything just to see that smile of yours again and again. I sadly don't have a ring right now", you were still clueless even when he said those words. "But I wanted to say whatever I feel as soon as possible. So......Y/n L/n, will you do the honor of being mine for the rest of our lives?"

Your jaw dropped, eyes filled with tears at this moment. This is the longest Nanami has ever spoke. You immediately jumped hugging him. "Yes yes yes yes", you chanted not being able to find words other than that.

Bonus: When Gojou found out about you being engaged, he arranged a bachelor and bachelorette party for you guys and contacted the most expensive and popular strippers. (I am sorry. I HAD to write this😭).

[farfalleddaaa]

I used to think my life was a tragedy, but now i realize, its acomedy

[movinghumor]

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[the-firebird69]

aholes were inside a stone ship that was encrusted with stone...and saw hieroglyphics, and could not figure them out.  it is ridiculous but they will lose almost completely ignoratn then there are a few rogue ones that see and are trying to forcet things tohappen and more.  tons say it why free lucifer and so on. iti s tos tart arevelustion vs ours.  the point is very simple you s do not fear us and dont repect us and need a lesson you wont forget you fcukers better shut up...look we kill you for far less and your s so you die now we dont harm ours but you comehere isolated screaming what you are.  losers really. it is a taboo in your culture for a reason.  not listened to and puked good yet far to vehement now you want us to shut it down.nah you walkinto our trap willingly now. allof youok your oafs.  we turn itway  way up here and to the cieling and you scoff like  morons. you are all idiots ok your so dumb no threat great enough and after missing orbs it is like acomedy but for himand us a terrible tragedy you wont switch channels....until after today ou goofs he and i think way too many of us and go to LA to polish off tons get robots try for orbs that are missing again...losers Thor well...i see Zues  it affects you like this ours it is wrong to sing it but we have to now make up for it here and it is a prempt and lit up too.  hard Thor we are ready and on and fight now Hera  Zues we are too Freya Thor and we alert alll ours heavy fighting anticipated we hget help there now and especiallypunta gorda and guards and thewhole shabang and it iwill be educational as certain things stopped ie his seeing our stuff and more. Olympus he wants to hear it we help and it is hugely important and bja isnothing to himghwb a known fact

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