#ace posted a thing stfu ace

[sea-buns]

is there maybe an instruction manual on how to reconnect with a dear friend you've been completely cut off from for 5 years through their mother's phone number cuz it's literally your only option?

genuinely asking for advice cuz boy howdy I'm so anxious I almost doubt if I ever truly knew what anxiety felt like before this point

[bich-the-moss]

Urg

[octever]

I mean, yeah. But like, my aromantic tag group is yellow now instead of green.

Like I don't want to be mad about aroaces but there's aroace colors in the (just) aromantic tag (not that it means aroallo but hopefully you get the point). Also Hazbin Hotel is on there too so if you hate that have fun knowing that too ig.

Idk just seeing the yellow there really shows the dominance of aroace in aspec (especially aro) spaces. I promise I love you guys, but can you see why alloaros go crazy when it's hard to feel like others like them casually exist when tags with aromantic isn't things like: demiromantic, aro, arospec, [other micro labels under the aromantic umbrella]. But...

Everything else has ace except for aspec. ALL other tags are aroace (asexuality and aromantic are usually together in posts about aspec things, but also can come from posts tagged as "aroace, aromantic, asexual (not exactly asexuality but stfu :))(Also aroace is still expected as much as alloaros but I'm trying to prove something)

I'm glad how I found out about aromanticism through some Psych2go vid, where it was talked about by itself. I might've thought I had to be asexual to be aro, or I had to be aroace because I don't have any romantic attraction. But when the big aromantic presence is aroace, it's hard to feel that there is a group of people in your group.

At least I eventually found out that the term for me was aroallo/alloaro, not aro.

[humanthatishuman]

intro post (finally!!)

Which one is me in these three photos? i bet youll never guess (I just wanted an excuse to put crows in here tbh)

Social battery: 45%

Info abt me:

Name: I go by Nyx online but I do accept random nicknames (just don't be weird)

Pronouns: She/they/it/any but if you call me by anything except she/her I get gender euphoria

Sexual orientation: Pansexual/panromantic (maybe demi but idk) also prob on the ace spec somewhere??

Birthday: July 13th

Mbti: enfp-t

Enneagram: 9w1

Time zone: pst

Kin list (in no particular order): Dipper Pines (gravity falls), Tadashi Yamaguchi (haikyuu), Sigma (bsd), Atsushi Nakajima (bsd), 15!Chuuya Nakahara (bsd)

In italics: I only kinda kin them

My interests:

》| Dreamsmp ☆| Ramshackle ☆| Haikyuu!! ☆| My Hero Academia ◇| One Piece ☆☆| Bungo Stray Dogs (this includes BEAST) ◇| Pokemon ◇| Fairy Tail ☆| Gravity Falls ☆| Avatar The Last Airbender 》| Into the Spiderverse/Across the Spiderverse ☆| The Amazing Digital Circus 》| Five Nights at Freddy's (specifically the tormentors, but they're basically my ocs atp) 》| Harry Potter (marauders era specifically) ◇| (☆) PJO, (◇) HOO, (will read soon) TOA 》| Wings of Fire 》| Newsies ◇| West Side Story ☆| Heathers (musical and movie)

(i probs forgot some tbh)

☆☆ = This is a current hyperfixation of mine, take that as you will ☆ = I have read/played/watched this and LOVE it, I will hopefully remember details accurately and have engaging conversations abt them 》 = This is a past hyperfixation, so I might be a little rusty on the details ◇ = I'm only kinda/starting to get into this so convos w/ me abt them may be crappy :/

Hashtags:

Yapping abt anything (almost anytime i post tbh): stfu nyx

Writing (fanfics, og novels, etc): words r hard

Any projects (art, writing, etc): gimme motivation

W/ my moots: follow *moot's name* !!

Simping: pan panic 😳

Amazing art: nyx's art gallery

Being indecisive: too many choices, too little brain

Venting: upsetti spaghetti

Rp blogs master list:

bsd:

@blame-the-doll (kyuusaku yumeno or q, canon)

@the-crows-said-hi (taro yashima, oc)

@behindtheclosedcurtain (chiyo uno, oc for the circus of the dead)

Credits:

divider credit @cafekitsune

being amazing friends and helping me w/ this intro post: @fyodorsushankaaa + @lilliablog + @virtual-angell (<- for saying they would help but I did this before the tut came out)

(Too many of) those 'this user' things:

[gomacave]

I have some questions for you about advent children which are

1-What do you think of Loz, Yazoo and Kadaj?

and

2- How gay is it, what do you think about sfkr in that film?

YESSS OKKKK this is gonna get sooo fucking long buckle up

I FUCKING LOVEEEEE THEMMMMMMMM THEYRE SOOO 🫶🫶🫶im like omg the sillies...! one second and then the next second im like.

LITERALLY. KADAJ MAKES ME SO FUCKING. SAD. doomed from the beginning. pulls all my hair out and vomits. seph was propped up as a false messiah and kadaj was propped up as seph its like. both of them are denied legacies and identities because of how trapped they are by the circumstances of their birth. like their births determine the trajectory of their lives AND ITS ESP TRAGIC CUZ THE TRIO R LITERALLY LIKE THREE DAYS OLDDDD.... seph was a grown ass adult and could have chosen to resist at any time but kadaj is a three year old teenager. kills msyelf. what do you fucking do hes the smudged charcoal on the other side of a drawing thats already an imitation of something from life. NOT TO FUCKING MENTION BRO NOT TO MENTION. THE WAY HE DIED. CLOUD HOLDING HIM UP PIETA STYLE WHAT IF I KILLED MYSELFFF GRRAHHH. offered mercy by ur executioner after being used as a vessel for a battle much larger than you that swallowed you up. the biblical allegory goes crazy bc the same way jesus was born to die i believe kadaj was born to die. the narrative requires him to die for cloud to have his rematch and to become a vessel for cloud's metaphorical demons (sephiroth)

i also rly like the idea that kadaj is more human/childlike than seph and post ac au when seph returns she returns with memories of having been kadaj. with all the insecurity and teenagedness and rawness of being removed from a godly existence. (in a similar way to where some ppl believe jesus/god in christian belief incarnated as a human to know what it was like) And also with the memory of being held by cloud in that way 🤠👍

Also @dykesferatu has a big brain beautiful interpretation where kadaj contains elements of cloud (the insecurity, desire for (motherly) validation, desire to prove himself etc) and is proof that seph contains elements of cloud the same way cloud contains elements of seph (s cells and stuff) I LOVE IT A LOT... THEYRE MIXED UP..... They're forever leaving scars and parts of themselves inside each other... Guh....

Loz and yazoo r so cute and cunty also.... I wish we had more of them :oT id ego and superego if they slayed....

2) ok time to go crazymode. ITS GAY!!!! ITS GAY!!!! ITS GAY!!!!!! ITS GAY AS FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My godddd. The geostigma thing is so fuckinh gay acting like its a hickeyyy 😭😭😭😭😭 "you got rid of it 😈?" GIRL. ITS A DISEASE NOT A HICKEYYYY THEYRE SO WEIRDDDDD sephs obsession w leaving her mark on cloud is insane (she is the mark) also casually confessing that she wanted to sail the universe with a barren earth w cloud specifically is so 🤮🤮🤮 GAY SEX WOULD BE LESS GAY. God. The way she sounds turned on by cloud getting stronger 😨😨😨 like howd u get so strong <333 and clouds like stfu none of ur biz LIKE HELLO??????

God also ac idea that seph can only come back through cloud is so. 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 Guhhhhhhh... GUGHGGGHHH... LIKE WHEN SHE STARTED GOING OFF AB THE GEOSTIGMA I WAS LIKE BITCH STFUUUU WE ALL KNOW WHY UR GAY ASS IS BACK. Thematically ac works well for me too. Not in a way where i think it directly is connected to the og game but its a good addition. I believe that seph will always come back (in some form) because shes a metaphorical wound on cloud. And wounds may heal but they still generally scar and ache and never really go away fully. So cloud has to learn to live with her. So im a sephiroth always comes back truther. Until they reach a truce or equilibrium of some sort. (Preferably this equilibrium involves them kissing) I love divorced vibes they give off too where this godlike angel of death comes back bringing destruction and this guy's like "🙄🙄🙄 ughhh fucking you again. GO AWAY" DIVORCEDDDDDD!!!!!

[sagittato]

This is my first post and it’s gonna be low effort because I swear I can’t get this off my mind—

Do people from twisted wonderland realize how much Azul Ashengrotto could potentially look up at Vil Schoenhiet??? ONLY @jxnebuggy ACKNOWLEDGES THIS IN HER fem!twst FANFICS AND IT DRIVES ME INSANE!!!

Vil is a successful, confident, drop dead gorgeous fashion icon. He has a whole business for cosmetics because he’s so gorgeous. He’s very skilled in potion making, so much so bro makes his OWN makeup. He has a strict diet he follows and it’s clearly gving him the results he wants. Vil Schoenheit is everything Azul wants to be!! On top of that, Vil is Azul’s bloody UPPERCLASSMAN.

And does everyone forget how Azul literally info dumped about the man in Book 5 Chapter 2?? Nobody talks about it. They’re too busy headcannoning Sebek or Riddle or Floyd to be neurodivergent af (jkjk)!! Such a shame Vil told him to stfu but in his own pretty, 3w4-coded ways😔😔

Azul has shown before he will invest inhumane amounts of time into things he thinks are important. An example of this is in his birthday jackect card, he talked in a fair amount of detail about the quality of the pillow Ace gave him. He could do this because he researched ON pillow qualities.

It’s likely when he was trying to step up his game with success or diet, he stumbled upon Vil, researched the frick out of this guy, and lo and behold became a fan of his.

Some honourable mentions are when he made a deal with Vil in his ceremonial robes. I haven’t seen it because I wanna save the feeling of raw happiness with these two characters interacting once I get the card. If we didn’t see Azul show any sort of fan behaviour when Vil made that deal then I firmly believe he was kicking, giggling, twirling his hair off camera behind closed doors over it. Then I do hear in the second Camp Vargas event, Azul and Vil had some more interactions! I thiiiiiiink they were getting competitive with each other??? That changes nothing from my ignorant eye. It’s NRC. Everyone is really competitive and will turn on each other’s backs faster than Leona can fall asleep (bro’s actually depressed, I swear).

Anyway, I think it’s only right I list my headcanons now for them:

Azul gobbles up any dietary/beauty tips Vil has

Azul uses Vil’s makeup brand that’s probably vegan

He also collects Vil’s magazines and puts them all in a box hidden away in his closet or under his bed

Vil probably finds him annoying💀💀💀 (what can I say? he has a reputation for not stfu around higher class people)

Elaborating on that, Vil does respect his success but I bet he can see the unhealthy greed that lies under it all. Thus, that’s prolly a reason why he would try to distance himself away from Azul.

BADLY wants to collaborate with Vil because Mostro Lounge profits would soar if they did. Knowing his bold arse he probably made the request at least thrice and Vil shut him down each time. He’s obviously not gonna stop because we all know him. (never back down never what—)

Yes, I know he canonically looks up to Ursula, but I think he would like someone… yknow… alive to look up to.

Keep in mind I’m only on Book 5 Chapter 29 as of this moment so it’s totally possible I missed some things! Leave your opinions, headcanons, or anything else in the comments, I’d love to see them! Do leave spolier warnings though. That way I can decide whether I wanna spoil things first myself or not.

EDIT: I already fixed it but did I really just say book 6 😭😭😭 i meant book 5 i am so sry hdgdhjjjdhdjj

[sevenmothz]

The amount of people legit being all, “omg everyone thank mary kirby for being a Queen!” regarding her social media post about how she Intended for Lucanis to be demisexual and lawrd.

I thought I was a Dragon Age clown.

Y’all are a whole fucking circus.

God, I’m just so unbelievably angry. I was already kinda meh on the Lucanis romance to start with, but then she just HAD to answer that fucking fan question.

Like…I already had an idea that a lot of the meat of the characters was set aside because XYZ reason, but to know for a fact that there was more thoughtfulness put into the characters that got thrown in the garbage?

Psh.

I was already over the Bioware writers as a whole when Corrine Busche answered that fucking question in the Bioware Discord Q&A about how there isn’t any aces in the game because iT’S nOt tHE tImE FoR iT, but now Mary Kirby just slams the nail in the coffin with that shit about how she didn’t make it more tangible in the story (and she feels SO GUILTY for it uwu) because Lucanis’s story was about his trauma, not being asexual.

On top of that you got John Epler’s comments about Harding vs Davrin with the Act 3 choice of who dies and how to make it Impactful and AAAAHHHHHH!

I’m quite done with Dragon Age for the time being lmao. I’d already burnt myself out of all things Thedas by the time I finished my first playthrough (played the previous games as well as caught myself up on the comics and books), but now the Bioware team have a bad case of Can’t STFU Disease.

So yeah I’m over it I’m done. Maybe I’ll touch the game again a year from now.

[acey-waceyy123]

Intro!!

(this is late but stfu..)

My name is Ace! I go by he/him they/them. This used to be an rp account but now it’s just here for me to post for fun.

I’ve had tumblr for a while but I still suck at using it.. so don’t mind me.

My interests are: TMNT (I’m crazy abt it), Sonic the Hedgehog, PJSK, Kid Cosmic, Samurai rabbit, The Last Kids on Earth, Helluva boss/hazbin hotel, Pokemon, persona 5, The Hollow, FNAF, Inuyasha, and Madoka Magica (magical girl things in general (ex: glitter force, card captor Sakura, gonna watch Tokyo mew mew soon))

TCEST, HOMOPHOBES, AND JUST BAD PPL IN GENERAL DNI.

Warning, my blog probably will have things like gore, angst, cussing, etc. especially once I post my iteration (that stuff is kinda dark bro)

And I have undiagnosed ADHD and ASD. Thought that might be important.

[s00ths4yingz0di4c]

yo!! i'm hunter (im 20 yej), i'm also known as wolf, revolver / rev, uzi, reshiram / reshi. kin names work too! im sollunarclipsic / transmasc nonbinary (he/they/xe/neos) and gay as fucc, see my pronouns page for my neopronouns, xenogenders, and all the kin names i use!!!

im also experimenting with the names dusk and ghost, so if you want to refer to me with those names i don't mind!!

ya boi is in debt as of 1/7/25 lmaooo (/srs)

i block minors that interact with my content, sorry abt that. its nothing personal, i just dont want kids in my space!! i will prolly forget why i blocked you like 3 years down the line so i might not unblock

IF YOU'RE COMING FROM MY PROFESSIONAL SOCIALS, ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE BECAUSE I AM NOT PROFESSIONAL HERE, SEE MY BSKY FOR PROFESSIONAL CONTENT

CRINGE CULTURE IS DEAD, so i'm gonna be cringe on main!!!!! im a therian AND a furry, so im ultra levels of cringe aren't i? BITE ME

this post is way too FUCKING long so feel free to read this intro and leave it at that idrc i wrote this for me anyways (/hj)

yes i format my page like a 15 year old so what?? i never mentally recovered past middle school anyways

im medically diagnosed with major depressive disorder, generalized anxiety disorder, borderline personality disorder, ADHD, and bipolar 1 disorder........................... ya boi is fucked up god damn (im being medicated for everything and i'm getting therapy don't worry)

in other news, i publish books under the name hunter bunnyfields !!

theres tons of stuff under the cut including the fandoms im into, if my edit requests are open, my kin list, my tags, and my social media!

DO YOUR DAILY CLICK OR ILL BITE YOU

by the way fuck the algorithm tumblr can suck my metaphysical dick

if you want to you can send me asks about any of the fandoms im into or ships i like just be wary about sending spoiler content (like endings or other paths) unless i've explicitly posted about it before

i'm not gonna bother listing all my ships bc a lot of them are pretty obvious just bc of these post dividers (hunter route is best route fight me idgaf i speak the truth, and im into blondes) but feel free to send me other ships (i will judge you harshly for them /silly)

so moving on, the fandoms im into & games i like include: sonic, cotl, fnaf, pokemon, hyv games (except tot), yttd, undertale, space leaper, afterl!fe, nimona, lackadaisy, minecraft: story mode, professor layton, fnf, bluey, afk journey, hollow knight, mystery skulls animated, resident evil, steven universe, portal, prodigal son, crash bandicoot, ddlc, iron lung, ispwm, nichijou, futurama, coraline, shrek/puss in boots, musicals (bmc, deh, heathers, etc.)

my hyperfixations that i never stfu about no matter what im currently into are: murder drones, danganronpa, aphmau, my little pony, cookie run, warrior cats, vocaloid/sekai, promare, the legend of zelda, adventure time, camp buddy, ninjago, what lurks beneath, stardew valley, dynasty warriors (specifically 6), minecraft

some things i'm looking to get into/games i'm one day planning to play/tv stuff i wanna watch include: left 4 dead, before your eyes, nine sols, a plague tale, dust: an elysian tale, kingdom hearts, sky, skyrim, klonoa, life is strange, fire emblem, ori & the will of the wisps, somali and the forest spirit, beastars, brand new animal, yellowstone, wicked, the spiderverse, lego monkey kid, the bad guys, turning red

feel free to ask me about any of them idrc i like talking!!!!!!!! i also forget that im in most of these fandoms half the time and i'm sure there's more i've forgotten to add im just stupid

dont send me spoilers from the things im not into ill block you lol

anyways if you wanna talk stuff i used to be a fan of, then you can also talk to me about: tadc, tower of fantasy, food fantasy, mystic messenger, deltarune, the walking dead (+ fear & world beyond), ace attorney, mario, among us, tmnt, league of legends, p5 (+ royal), honkai impact 3rd, detroit: become human, bnha, chunibyou, higurashi, alien nine, regular show, harry potter (ew, i know), anything disney/pixar tbh, zootopia, dc/marvel

just keep in mind when talking about the above things that i have not kept up with/indulged in content from these series in probably years, so my memory might be shot for a lot of them. i may not remember stories/characters/titles too well, so yeah just fair warning

yes im a kinnie no i don't care about doubles no i won't tell you my full kin list i'll just randomly drop the fact i kin characters sometimes (this is a lie; i have pretty much all of my kin names on my pronouns page, i've just got some of em as friends only lmao)

if you want a few characters/creatures i personally identify with, if it wasn't already obvious by my intro, my mains are: freminet from genshin impact, uzi from murder drones, moxie from the lonely wolf series, reshiram & lugia from pokemon, & hunter from camp buddy

some of my other major kins include wanderer, herrscher of sentience, vflower, ivypool, jayfeather, starlight glimmer, kokichi ouma, surge the tenrec, kieran (pkmn), finn (at), and lio fotia

i kin more characters those are just the main ones, i'm the worst combination of all your least favourite character tropes!!!!

feel free to ask me about my kins if you want, or ask what kin shift im in idrc, i dont kin shift that much anymore but sometimes i do, i have tons of kin names on my pronouns page so there's that too

i do edits and moodboards sometimes??? i guess?? sometimes i'll make icons or whatever, sometimes i do fancy dividers, hell did you guys know im an artist?? i do art sometimes too, occasionally i do sprite edits if i feel like it but i'm not that good at replicating artstyles so shrugs, mainly just do ur classic 2018 tumblr edits here

so uh if you want some icons or whatever the fuck else i listed

✨ Feel Free To Send Requests ✨

i don't have much of a blacklist other than don't be weird about ships (so no pr*sh*p stuff) and don't ask for nsfw/gorey stuff

but i do edits pretty rarely so don't expect a lot from me lmaooo

for some reason i also made tags for some of my bs ramblings so stuff usually tagged with .txt is miscellaneous bullshit i post (ocasionally some of my posts are funny, i think)

some, but not all of them, may include: legendary post archive.txt, the brainrot.txt, random.txt, art.txt, psa.txt, save.txt/saves.txt, asks.txt, fave.txt signal boost.txt, promo.txt, random.txt, textingronpa.txt, the journal.txt, ask meme.txt

most of my personal ramblings go under random.txt but occasionally i add other stuff, so if the tumblr search function allows you to peruse the tags go ahead idrc if you do

in particular my primary tag is 'the journal.txt', as this is where most of my rambling about my novel series go, i've been working on the series since 2015 so i don't like to shut the hell up about it lmfao

a lot of my posts are LONG POSTS, so if you don't wanna see long posts please blacklist the 'long post tw' tag bc that's what i normally tag them as!!! yes, i mean it, ill post them a lot

if you see something tagged as 'ask meme.txt' whether you're scrolling through my blog or i just reblogged it, you can send me shit for it and i'll find the original psot i swear, send me shit from 13 years ago idgaf ill answer it bc im bored

stuff that goes into 'the brainrot.txt' is usually random fandom shit that pretty much has made a permanent place in my brain, despite my current obsession being different this shit somehow always manages to have a grip on me, and i use this tag a lot so lmao

hey i have a shit ton of ✨ social media ✨ and ✨ miscellaneous bullshit websites ✨ if you wanna check em out, idk why you'd wanna do that tho all my cringeposting is already here

BLUESKY || TOYHOU.SE || MY OFFICIAL WEBSITE REDBUBBLE || FANDOM WIKIA || TWITCH || AO3 SQW || WATTPAD || DEVIANTART  || ARTFIGHT COMICFURY || MAIN YOUTUBE || GAMEJOLT PATREON || POKEFARM || FANDOM YOUTUBE

i've got some accs i'm only leaving up to ward off impersonators so i'm not linking them here but if you want to know what they are idrc if you just ask me through the askbox or whateve

[kevin--of-desert-bluffs]

Michelle anon again! So when Michelle being totally on brand and saying that they weren't labelling their relationship yet (because they are awkward dorks) people went on about how oh wtnv is burying it's lesbians they're too lesbophobic to say that these two are gfs see this is the proof that wtnv wasn't ever really lgbt positive and then later they said Michelle and her gf Maureen and everyone mysteriously stfu and pretending they hadn't jumped to conclusions lmao

You know what I think I do remember this after all! I think I made a post about it once????

And well yes, that was jumping to conclusion and just very dumb, like almost all discourse surrounding this podcast, if I'm honest. Michelle not putting a label on her relationship is completely in character and also many people IRL also do not like to label their relationships and it doesn't make them less their sexuality. Yes we knew that Michelle and Maureen liked each other and were some flavour of wlw, but honestly one or both could have also been ace and been in an aplatonic relationship. We really were not actually 'in the know' at all. And WTNV hiding it's gays??? HAHAHAHA!!!

There's watching out for 'phobic things jic and then there's a certain amount of paranoia where maybe you need to chill out, ya know?

[acedearests]

imma always be 100 💯 with yall so let me just tell you one thing. here's a long, LARGE. dni list

DNI IF YOU

ship lawlu

have a problem with me making op characters blk/blasian/mixed aa. im black and im rlly bad at not projecting so all op characters i draw r some sort of poc. except sanji. srry sanji.

crack jokes abt ace. i dont think they're funny. imma be straight up and tell u to stfu

sexualize minors (weirdo.)

homophobic.

transphobic.

if you have a problem with transfem/genderfluid sanji. or mtf nami. i wont take that disrespect.

but yea ok that wasnt as long as i wanted it to be but thats all from eustass / emyah for now.

(my ig is acedearests kissy face... i dont post pics of my art with stupid colorshift pictures and phonk "badass" music in the back and you'll catch me dead before i start doing that.)

REMINDER. i dont mind answering asks n shit but im still a minor .. the most ill draw is slightly suggestive but im not drawing dicks n shit. wait a year bud.

[spurkspaint]

liam plecak

[starsonmarsy]

the fuck do you mean it's gonna be 95°F tomorrow i'm gonna die

[thesilliestangel4ever]

Hello friend! :D

May I request dorm leaders plus Cater, Floyd and Jamil (though those last three are optional if you don’t want) with a reader to whom they say something they didn’t think much about and reader takes it as an insult and becomes very competitive and aggressive with the character and they have an enemies to lovers arc?

Saaaaaaalutations, dear friend!! :D

This is a very fun prompt!! I have a character limit, however! I will be doing this ask with all the characters, but I'll have to do Cater, Floyd and Jamil in a separate post, if you don't mind! ✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧

Pt. 2: Cater, Floyd & Jamil!

ENEMIES TO LOVERS!!!!

RIDDLE ROSEHEARTS

- haha oh no

- i like to imagine he probably compares you to ace and deuce

- or perhaps you got a bad grade on your test, he'd insult you for that (might be by accident ehheehd)

- he doesn't realize that this pisses you off probably

- when you start getting competitive, he starts getting competitive

- will use your grades against you im sorry

- riddle will feel bad after a while, though

- but he'll contemplate apologizing- he wants you to apologize first but he realizes you're a bit... Stubborn, and he is the one that insulted you

- riddle also starts to realize that he might have... Feelings, for you.

- so that gives him even more of a reason to apologize

LEONA KINGSCHOLAR

- this man does not hold back omg

- hell he might even insult you for ur reaction

- probably says "could you be any louder." When ur just talking normally 😡‼️

- he does realize this pisses u off, and he doesnt care 🤩🤩🤩

- now he pisses you off daily 🥰

- i like to think that he thinks ur cute when ur angry, and thats why he does it

- he like,, he

- he insults u

- then goes "haha ur cute i like u"

- if u question him abt that he'll go "ur stupid stfu"

- you have a mean lion on ur hands hunny 🥰

AZUL ASHENGROTTO

- yet again, this one was difficult for me

- however, i feel as though azul would comment on the fact ur human and stuff

- "You humans are quite confusing, how anyone can understand you is impressive. Its highly annoying not understanding what you're on about most of the time, especially with that tone of yours~ fufufufu"

- octopus man grr bark bark 😡‼️

- he probably doesnt mean it tho... Completely.

- a rivals to lovers arc with him sounds so... Interesting to me hehe

- azul comments on small things, but might a accidentally take a jab at your insecurities without realizing

- however if he does realize he accidentally took a jab at your insecurities, he feels so bad??

- but bc u guys are being all aggressive and competitive he puts it aside

- grr bark

KALIM AL ASIM

- i imagine kalim accidentally says something thats mean but i assure you he didnt mean it in that way!

- i cant imagine getting mad at him :(

- thinking about a lovers to enemies arc with him,,, i can only imagine you saying ur his rival/enemy now and him going "okay!!! 😇👍✨💖"

- doesnt even realize ur angry at him ;;

- if he does realize, he apologizes so sincerely?! Then asks if u wanna watch finding nemo with him

- im so sorry rhis is short i cant think of much for him

VIL SCHOENHEIT

- i imagine the reason this whole arc begun would be because vil would comment on ur appearance

- like, on perhaps your skin- or how you should brush your hair?

- dunno if that makes sense hehe

- i would think hes doing it in a concerned kind of way? but he makes it sound condescending ;;

- but ofc u take it as an insult

- when you start acting competitive, he plays along- and he gets quite aggressive too- however, id say in a passive aggressive way

- he insults your style (even if he secretly likes it)

- however, things start to take a turn

- vil realizes that you- you finally brushed ur hair!!

- jk lmao

- however, he does realize that you're quite.. attractive? cute, even.

- he pushes these feelings aside bc yk hes supposed to not like you 😡‼️

IDIA SHROUD

- probably insults the anime you like BWHSHHSHSH

- or the fact that you play games like the twst version of stardew valley BSHSHSJS

- but then he would realize

- and PANIC

- either that, or insult you for not being interested in anime

- hell he might even make fun of u for listening to dubbed anime 😡 /lh

- ofc, this pisses u off 😩

- " idia i will destroy u on splatoon grrr bark bark" "no u wont im gonna use a chargr"

- i feel like hes already had feelings for u b4 this

- so in his head hes like

- "omg wait are we having an enemies to lovers arc?! This happens in one of my favorite animes-"

- but he doesnt want you to dislike him tho 😰‼️

- so he thinks of ways to apologize

- in the end he asks ortho for help

- please accept his apology he did not mean to make fun of you for liking that one anime pleASE-

MALLEUS DRACONIA

- he'd be like azul, but a bit different

- malleus would not insult you on purpose

- he comments on the way you talk, like if you have an accent, or you talk fast, slow, loud or quietly

- "Fufufu, child of man, could you speak up for me? I'm afraid i cannot hear you- you're gonna have to talk more clearly~"

- probably also accidentally insults you for being shorter than him (despite the fact that literally nearly everyone around him is shorter than him?? Hello??)

- when you start getting aggressive and competitive, he'll get confused

- then, he realizes the fact that he might've hurt you with his teasing

- malles regrets it :(( he basically just lost his bff ;;

- he plans an apology - it's sincere and sweet - and he's also realized his feelings for u 😳

- please except his apology he will cry if u dont ｡:ﾟ(;´∩`;)ﾟ:｡

Im sorry this is so bad- im not experienced when it comes to enemies to lovers bahshshxhd (and i wrote this at 2 AM)

And also its delayed because I've been in a very depressed an unmotivated state but im doing better now! If you've sent in a request, don't worry because i am working on my requests- i just need to get the second part to this done

[kens-double-sunglasses]

Twst 3rdies when your card gets frauded

Trey

Damn

Also joined Ace's mob

To provide snacks and make sure nobody dies

10/10 mom friend

Cater

Live tweeting the mob (with selfies)

I joined a 16 year olds angry mob (not clickbait)

Just kinda there otherwise

Leona

Probably victim blames you and goes back to bed

"Well if you took better care of your card info"

Stfu Leona

Hate this man (affectionate)

Vil

Probably promoting debit card fraud awareness or something

Vague posting the whole thing

"Imagine signing up for a dating app AND using someone else's money for the fees"

I know I keep saying it but it's just so funny to me

If I don't laugh, I'll cry

Rook

^^^^ Rook and the Tweels

That's it, that's the Rook section

Idia

Who do you think gave Rook and the Leechs the location?

What fucking normie signs up for a dating web-

You know the line

Malleus

Pissed

Who would do this to his child of man????

Who is this cruel?

Now card fraud is on par with treason in the Briar valley

Angrier than you are

Probably why Sebek is as worked up as he is

Lilia

The only person who knows what the strike team is up to

The strike team is probably 3 degrees removed from his idea

Meaning he planted the idea in someone's head to plant the idea to plant the idea in someone else's head before the idea was finally planted to actually do it

Like

Lilia > Azul > Idia > the actual dispatch of the strike team

Probably frauds the person back if they survive the team

Ortho

Chilling with you because he isn't absolutely insane like some of the others

Sets the person's house on fire to hide the evidence

BONUS

Crowley did it

And he isn't sorry

[spurkspaint]

the reason ppl say "dni mcyt fans" is bc theyre one of those ppl that see one person in a community thats weird and then they think its the whole community, for example, someone sees a furry thats a z00 and thinks its the whole community when in reality, there are a shit ton of furs against z00s. tbh, i kinda hate these ppl becuz they just assume shit 24/7 and its so fucking annoying.

“dni mcyt fans” suck my dick. dni if you don’t think ben shapiro retweeting a satire tweet from a gay communist minecraft youtuber is funny. dni if you don’t think a minecraft youtuber ratioing leafyishere’s transphobic tweet with a picture of corned beef is hilarious. dni if you don’t break into laughter at ted cruz tweeting about dream