#ace authority

[lilylovesundertale]

quotes

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The one who waits: who are you two

Drako: I'm you but I actually fight back

Drago: I'm you but I got experimented on

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Lily during crossover chaos*

Lily: DONT FUCK WITH ME I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE

Night: wait you-

Lily:*use hydrokineis* AAAAAAAAAA

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Stitches: how do you know what's good for me!?

Star: THAT'S MY OPINION!!

Crystal:

Sunny:*looking outside confused*

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Lily post VH*

Lily: he was a great man with the greatest plan

Henry stared at her confused*

Lily: sorry I had to

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During the trial*

Lily: I don't know what's happening right now this is the wrong game franchise

Henry: wait we're in a game

Lily: we always have been

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During revenged(doing why I didn't do this is because drawing cyborgs are annoying especially if you have to draw two)

Lily: I don't even know what's happening right now how come you drag me with you

Henry didn't know*

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Post Henry Stickmin:

Zap: hey sis what's this*holds up teleporter*

Lily:*past fire at it purposely missing zap* NO

Nora:*kisses lily* hun you just gave birth to triplets a while ago you need your sleep

Delta: Mommy Lilith keeps crying

Nora: I got it*begins walking towards the cradle* HOLY

Lily:*walk over and completely freezes to see a stuffed animal floating* ...

Nora: a newborn knowing how to use their psychic powers...

Lily: I'm going to call milla

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The lamb put two pieces of bread on one of his followers*

Lamb: WHAT ARE YOU

The follower: a confused sandwich

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Once again post Henry Stickmin

Zap: hey sis I have the greatest plan I'm going clash my toy helicopter into the wall

Lily:*having flashback to Charles*

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You have to kiss the person you love

Darko:*kiss zap*

Nora: kiss lily*

Star: ...*begins crying because the person they love is out of state*

Echo: I don't feel love

Stitches: love is a human thing I don't have it

Drago:*kiss aquo*

Aziz:*too scared to get near aquo because of Drago*

Sunny: kiss Crystal*

Delto: ... My feelings are still muffled to frost

Frost: I don't like anyone yet but Delto is kind of cute

Delta: I'm too young to like anyone

Sky: I like two people I don't know which one to kiss

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Lily: who are you

Frisk: I'm you but a kid

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Steven: who are you

Lily: I'm you but I need more therapy

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[color-picked-pride-flags]

Asexual flag color picked from the celibacy gif

[greenglowinspooks]

To be honest. DCxDP where the reason Danny meets the bats is Ace the Bat-hound

Like, just think about it for a second. Danny is in Gotham for college, or maybe he just moved out to find a city where having mad scientist parents isn’t actually that unusual.

He can see ghosts.

The ghosts know this.

Now he’s getting harassed left and right by spirits trying to get closure. Fine, whatever, most of them are a one-and-done type deal, and the amount of ghosts trying to get his help steadily decreases.

Except for this one very stubborn dog.

It just keeps showing up and leading him to crime scenes! He doesn’t know how many “anonymous tips” he can call in to the cops before they trace his phone! And this dog, this incredibly good boy, will not stop trying to help the city. He’s never met anyone with such a strong sense of justice, let alone a dog. Can dogs even have a moral compass?

And so Danny just accepts the fact that Ace isn’t going anywhere and becomes his reluctant sidekick/dedicated medium. He leans into the whole thing, dressing up in a mix of traditional magic-user attire and accessories that pay homage to the ghost dog.

He becomes somewhat well known. The psychopomp detective following around the shadowy figure of a German Shepard? That’s unusual! That’s weird! I mean, it’s not the weirdest thing in Gotham, sure, but he’s a new vigilante and he’s got a ghost dog that people can only see when it’s around him. Someone’s gonna notice.

Damian, as Robin, is the first to reach out to him.

Ace doesn’t know Damian but he does know a Robin, and while this isn’t his Robin, he’s still friendlier than usual. Danny’s panicking because oh god the bats are here and also is this kid gonna steal my ghost dog, Damian is absolutely delighted by Ace, and Ace is just happy to see a Robin again.

Damian decides that the psychopomp isn’t a danger to anyone, and there’s no reason to put this encounter into his reports, really, and perhaps Danny can help with some of his cases in the future.

Danny is sweating bullets because Damian basically tells him that he’ll keep him secret as long as he gets to play with Ace. Ace is happy that he’s finally getting some bat affiliated crime-fighting assistance.

And so, Danny is now both Ace AND Damian’s reluctant assistant. At least whenever he’s in trouble, he can always call a middle schooler to help him.

(Is Robin even in school? He’s out patrolling damn near every night, and he stays out late as hell. Does he have a bedtime? He should.)

Eventually it gets to the point where Damian is going over to Danny’s house. When he first sees it, he has a damn bitch you live like this moment, to which Danny responds that not everyone has the money to afford a nice place. Damian counters that he could at least take the time to clean up, and Danny replies that he’s working, going to school, and being a vigilante assistant to a ghost dog, something’s got to give.

Danny nearly has a heart attack when he checks his bank account the next day and sees that someone transferred him 10,000 dollars.

And so they get into a routine. Danny and Damian fight crime with Ace at night, and occasionally Damian stops by during the day to play with Ace and have Danny help with his homework.

(Damian is smart enough to do it on his own, but some of the instructions are written incredibly confusingly, and he would never admit to needing help to his family. Danny is just glad that the kid is in school and cares about his education, blissfully unaware that he’s basically emotionally adopted him.)

Damian is used to being in Danny’s company.

Eventually, when going over a case with the family, Damian absentmindedly remarks that he’ll have to ask Danny about some of the clues that they might be missing. Nightwing asks who he means and Damian makes a face like he just swallowed a lemon.

Cue shitstorm.

Who is “Danny?” Why is Damian willing to ask for help from anyone, much less someone outside of the family? Does he know who Damian is? Has Damian been compromised? What the hell is going on?

Damian now has to explain that Danny is the psychopomp with the ghost dog who he might have met hunted down while on patrol and conveniently not mentioned, but he’s not a bad person, really, and he lets him play with Ace, and he’s been quite helpful on certain cases due to his ability to talk to ghosts.

Bruce insists that the family meet Danny. Damian, hoping that he won’t just skip town the second he hears the news, relents.

Danny is surprisingly eager to meet the bats, considering his earlier fears.

Damian, blissfully unaware of what’s coming, sets a time and place to meet.

Once everyone is there, he gives Bruce the earful of a lifetime.

Robin is in middle school! Danny knows that there’s no way to stop the boy from going on patrol, but you could at least shift his schedule so he gets enough sleep on school nights! Does the Bat even know where he is half the time?! (No) And why isn’t he comfortable asking his family for help with both cases and homework? Did they ever even notice how much time he was spending at Danny’s house? If Danny was a bad person, he could have seriously hurt the poor boy! Shame on you!

Nightwing is mortified that Damian didn’t trust him enough to tell him about any of this. Red Hood is laughing his ass off, because yeah Danny is making good points but he’s also chewing out the literal Batman. Tim is recording the whole thing. Steph is delighted by the absolute gall of this Danger Twink™️, and already planning to add him to several groupchats. Damian is more embarrassed than he’s ever been in his entire life.

You, he points to Nightwing, did your academic life feel supported when you were a Robin? Nightwing is too stunned to speak. Red Hood, eternal shit-stirrer, says that oh, we all prioritized patrol over our education, that’s just how it is. Red Robin actually dropped out of high school to avoid distractions, did you know that?

Danny honest-to-god shrieks at this.

He finishes his angry rant and leaves, everyone too stunned to stop him.

And as it turns out, Tim wasn’t the only person recording the whole thing.

The entire internet is blowing up with Psychopomp The Danger Twink™️’s rant. People are taking sides. Things are getting messy. Red Hood literally admitting on-camera to previously being a Robin is somehow not the main focus here.

Eventually someone connects some dots from the video, as well as stories circling the internet about the psychopomp. A ghost dog named Ace, who is the literal only reason that the psychopomp is fighting crime at all, which seems incredibly fond of Nightwing and Robin.

A crime-fighting dog who wants constant attention from both the current and original Robin.

Oh my god, Ace the Bat-hound died and became a crime-fighting ghost.

And, somehow, that’s still not the strangest thing going on in Gotham.

[abcwordsurge]

book about poetry brings up queer relationships and I'm like cool. brings up aspec people and I'm like OH MY CHEKXNSKSMLEMSKSKSK

[secretagentspydetectiveninja]

posting this with absolutely no context

[vyhonella]

hi I'm alive here my new hyperfixation (help)

[chimaerakitten]

Making my own post because my thoughts have strayed pretty far from the immediate topic but re: that “ace-friendly” AO3 tag poll

Most comments on that post I’ve seen are agreeing that it’s useless and infantalizing when it means “no sex” and a few comments have mentioned what they would want a tag like that to mean. Many of the ideas are good, but I think they still suffer from “wait what does Ace friendly even mean. Who decides” problem

Which is why I wouldn’t want to see “Ace-friendly” even with another meaning, but there’s a couple more specific tags I would like to see on a fic, once in a while:

Non-amatonormative depiction of romance — self-explanatory. I would love for something like this to be a searchable tag! I sometimes like reading romance, and would like there to be an easier way to find some that I am sure won’t be full of “now that we have kissed once, our relationship is so much more important than it was before, when we were merely friends forged in the fires of battle. Also we now no longer care about our other friends.”

Non-amatonormative Soulmate Worldbuilding — somewhat like the above, but specific to soulmate AUs, to delineate which ones don’t embed monogamous romance for everyone as a law of physics in their universe

[character] open to a-spec interpretation — for when you haven’t explicitly written an aro or ace character, but you also haven’t written anything that would contradict that, and you want to mention it.

Ace Character Not Subject to Interrogation — you have an Ace character. They exist as they want and do not have to justify it in narration or in dialogue to any other character. The same tag for Aro would also be nice.

Signposted Sex Scenes — some authors will leave notes like “hey if you want to skip the smut, it starts after the paragraph about the mushrooms and ends twelve paragraphs later.” It would be great to know if a fic does that! It can make it easier to approach a work, for whatever reason a person might hesitate, without making any assumptions why anyone might do that. (Sometimes I want to skip a sex scene just because I’m reading on my lunch break at work!)

There’s probably others that would be useful but I can’t think of any right now—feel free to add on if you like.

[noahhawthorneauthor]

Happy Ace Awareness Week!

Asexual means a person doesn't feel sexual feelings or attraction to others, but this is a spectrum and can vary widely from person to person. Note that attraction does not equal romance, and asexual is not the same as aromantic. Some people are sex repulsed, some are not. Some people are sex positive, some are not.

Demisexuality falls under the asexual umbrella, and means a person doesn't feel attraction until developing a strong connection with a person. Many of the characters I write are demisexual, but not all. Phantom and Rook, and Matsdotter and Adrastus, have a demisexual main.

There are many different shades of Ace, and many different types of stories you can read. What are you waiting for?

[ace-and-the-rpg-horrors]

love it when people act like Tsukasa's the "respectful" one between himself and Rui

[author-main]

Nnnnnghhhh FIGHT.

[mostlyihyperfixate]

Can't believe Phoenix thinks it's appropriate to passive aggressively drop hints that he wants Miles to send him more flowers in the middle of a murder trial

a man is dead, boys; I think this can wait

[lilylovesundertale]

TK/top hat King but different

VH end*

Lily: echo! Come back here

Lily completely froze staring at the dead body*

Lily: ... ECHO NO!*the background is the airship*

Echo: no echo what?

Nora: babe you feeling okay?

Lily: I thought you died echo I didn't want to lose you i-

Henry began looking at her concerned*

Nora:*begins hugging lily*

Lily: wait a second why are you wearing a top hat?

Nora: Henry betrayed the government

Lily: he what?

Nora: once we get home I need to do a mental check

Later lily screamed*

Reginald: WHAT HAPPENED!?

Lily: I found a dead body... Of the top hat number there was a lot of evidence

Later*

Aliza: ok lily tell me what you saw

Lily: I'll try

WITNESS TESTIMONY

lily: I was walking around on the airship when all of a sudden I heard a scream I ran towards the source to see the dead body I didn't see anyone else that was too scared to do anything except scream I was absolutely terrified I apologize for not doing anything else...

Azithromycin: maybe you're the murderer

Lily: WHAT NO I WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT

nora: I will murder you az

Later in court*

Lily:*begins crying*

Judge: do we have a witness

Ellie: yes we do

Henry wave at Ellie*

Witness testimony*

Ellie: I was also walking around the Airship when I heard the same scream lily was in front of the body shaking violently I don't know if she murdered them but she was too scared to move I know she probably didn't do it check her LV

Level one defense 50 attack 100 soul kindness

Ellie: if she murdered them lily's LV would have went up

Some random person: OBJECTION

Ellie froze*

Some random person: maybe her LV didn't go up because it wasn't a monster

Nora: OBJECTION

Everyone looked at Nora*(yes I just wanted to do this because I watched an episode)

Nora: how do you know that

Random person: what do you mean

Nora: how do you know that her LV would have went up if they killed a monster?

Random person: I played undertale

Nora: on what computer the security systems were offline during that moment because we crash landed and in order to play undertale you will need power correct?

Random person: o...on on my phone!

Nora: HOLD IT

Random person:!?

Nora: undertale it's not on the phone it's only on computer PS4 Xbox and Nintendo switch

Random person: how do you know

Nora: because lily wanted to download undertale on her phone(yes I actually did try to do that once not my OC but in real life)

Random person: o..oh I asked my monster friend about it

Nora: the only person who knows about the true meaning of LV is sans and at the moment he stuck in the underground packing up for the surface in order to get to him you have to fall down Mountain epbot

Random person: my friend told me because he killed someone

Nora: now someone doesn't just tell you they murdered someone

Azithromycin: OBJECTION THIS DOES NOT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT THE MURDER

Judge: the prosecution has a point defense calm down

Nora: yes you honor

To be continued

[conchcronch]

To anyone who’s interested, here is my current Kinktober Masterlist!

I’m taking any requests as well, seeing as I’ve scheduled myself a fic every other day so if there’s any prompts and One Piece characters you would like to see included just send me a message and I can add them in!

October 1: Sword Play with Zoro

October 3: Jealousy with Buggy

October 5: Instructional Masturbation with Law

October 7: Face Sitting with Nami

October 9: Cockwarming with Crocodile

October 11: Begging with Sanji

October 13: Brat Taming with Eustass Kid

October 15: Aftercare with Mihawk

October 17: Cuckolding with Sanji & Zoro

October 19: Dominance with Buggy

October 21 - 26: Break

October 28: Public Sex with Zoro

October 29: Breath Play with Law

November 4: Pegging with Sanji

November 6: Captivity with Reiju

November 8: Threesum with Mihawk & Crocodile

November 10: Surprise

[jojolightningfingers]

not done yapping about ace actually do you know there's people out there who think that ace was shanghai'd into joining the whitebeard pirates? that's insane to me. chapter 552, go read it again right now. it could not possibly be less of one if it TRIED.

like. ace is the aggressor in that situation. indisputably. whitebeard was minding his own business and all of a sudden along comes this young punk who makes it incredibly clear that he's here to take whitebeard's head. who then spurns the unwarranted hospitality they show him when he passes out after five days of fighting jinbei to a standstill. they treat his wounds and he still tries to kill their captain. the simple fact that ace wasn't strung up and quartered as an example is FAR more leniency than he could have expected in that situation, especially considering that whitebeard is known to be a person who adheres to a strict code of honor: sure they might all know that ace just flat isn't strong enough to kill whitebeard, but it's the principle of the thing.

but no! they let him stay aboard and recover. they do no harm to ace's crew or ship in the interim, aside from the incident pertaining to the spade pirates trying to get THEIR captain back in which the whitebeard pirates AGAIN are NOT the aggressors. none of them were killed. no manhunt was ordered on them. they ALSO are allowed to stay aboard. they let ace make attempt after attempt on whitebeard's life for seemingly weeks, possibly even months. and to top it all off, after who knows how long of that shenanigans occurring DAILY, it is straight up said in plain text that ace is free to leave. he can take his ship and take his crew and leave, and come back and try again once he gets stronger. subtext: he can also leave and not come back, and nobody will pursue him.

he is ALSO free to choose to stay on the moby dick. but the price for doing that is a--frankly QUITE reasonable--'stop trying to kill our captain and join us'. like they ask the absolute bare fucking minimum of him and they leave the choice up to him. absolutely nowhere in the text is any sort of coercion or manipulation. it is an offer, not an ultimatum. and it's one that ace accepts. that's all. that's all that happens.

[wr1ghtw0rth]

So I've been in love with this fic and couldn't not draw for it!

It's called (Let's Give 'Em) Something To Turnabout by theother51

If you want a funny small case fic with lots of misunderstanding and silly banter, check this out!!

Version without the writing under the cut

[enbeemagical]

lemme try this again

Hey Tumblr! I'm writing a book. It's 102k words (and counting) of pure queer fantasy and a year's worth of emotions.

It's about a queer kid finding community and support, and then stepping up to defend the people they love. And it's about falling in love and finding yourself, and it's about trust, and connection, and responsibility, and trying to do good in the world. It is also about gay.

Blurb thing:

Destiny has always been alone, self-isolating so that no one will find out about her magic, the same power that she watched a little girl dragged away for nine years ago. Then she meets Vida, a beautiful fae whose kiss sparks something inside her, and Destiny chooses to follow her.

She's not expecting Vida's family to be a werewolf pack. Or that they'll be so welcoming— she was told werewolves are monsters, after all. She's definitely not expecting them to become her own family.

But when Destiny begins to change, it's the wolves who accept him for who he is. And it's the wolves who are the first to see Destiny's magic and swear to protect them, no matter what. And it's up to Destiny to decide what that looks like.

Even if it means changing the world.

(yes the pronoun shifts in the almost-last paragraph were intentional)

And now a quote:

“Don’t you ever want to do something you’re not supposed to? Love the wrong way, be the wrong person, want the wrong things?”

If this sounds like your cup of tea, rb and let me know! I'm not sure when I'll start posting it, there's still a few edits I need to get done, but encouragement will definitely make that happen sooner~