#ace Alex

[inexplicablymine]

BEAS HAS SOMEONE ALREADY ASKED ABOUT ACE OF SPADES WHAT IS THIS I'M SO CURIOUS PLS <333333

HI MY LOVE NO THEY HAVE NOT AND ITS A TRAVESTY BECAUSE YEAH I LOVE THIS ONE.

So I’m doing a “soulmates in every universe” series this year that is very similar to your firstprince first kisses series ~ one shots for fun! I take a soulmate trope and turn that thing on its HEAD.

This one is Ace!Alex in a universe where soulmates “fall in love at first sight”/ and immediately seal their bond via sex, except that’s kind of a sucky system for many isn’t it? I shared a snippet of this one on a long forgotten WIP Wednesday but here it is below (on mobile sorry for the formatting):

The system isn’t built for people who realize things slowly, who move towards love and forever in a plodding meandering way like a nice walk down a fall path. The system isn’t built for people who aren’t willing to immediately seal their fate via the sweet fuck of life or whatever else you want to call the coupulating of not so couples who start getting it on like rabbits hit with sex powder.

The sweet fuck of life. And wasn’t that the drag. Alex just wasn’t ever going to get to have a soulmate because he didn’t want to shove his parts into another person, or even really ever do anything that had to do with the whole sex side of the soulmates stuff.

Truly fuck the system and the normative horse the backwards cowboy position rode in on.

Alex doesn’t need sex and apparently the universe decided for him that he doesn’t get a soulmate.

I really love this one and I’m looking forward to writing many more universes with Ace Alex!!!

(WIP ask game)

[repmet]

Firstprince + hugs

[lunisoular]

asl bros as the frost by mitski....thats all i gotta say .....

maybe in the ghost au? or an au where only sabo survived? so on so forth

left in the attic……..

[pinkhibiscustea]

I HAD to.

♡

[winchesternova-k]

i’ve been playing ace attorney lately and i’m ngl i thought ppl were exaggerating how queer it is but holy fuck i was wrong

these bitches GAY

[fairylando]

what i actually mean when i say "i watch f1"

[iveneverbeenmorestressedinmylife]

the best part of the ace attorney investigation segments is when detective gumshoe says 'its investigatin time' and then he investigates all over the place.

[ashipiko]

so that fankid CRAZE amirite

WELCOME AVILA AND ALEX TRAPPOLA BACK ONTO THE STAGE!!!!!

<3 some notes about them under the cutttt

avila is a 2nd year (pomefiore) and alex is a 1st year (heartslabyul) if you could not tell

they are also a prankster duo (trappola genes run strong…….) and rarely ever get caught

AVILA IS A LITTLE BIT OF A MENACE. between the two she Seems like the nicer one but she’s the one who’s the mastermind behind all the pranks…….. 😔

meanwhile alex seems more of a troublemaker but she actually is VERY good at following the rules. if you’re good enough on her cool radar (TM) she’ll easily follow thru w your rules 🫡 which is why she’s like avila’s little minion!!!!

avila is also the typical pretty girl and she likes to use those looks to her advantage. she will make you give her your hw answers…… DONT SLIP YOUR GUARD!!!!!!!!

😭😭 also YEAHA ace definitely did their hair growing up and are the reason why their hairstyles are very. STYLED!!! as compared to normie girl ashi 😔

avila I think follows ashi mmmoooore and alex more ace? espec in the behavioral field!!! because avila always has a slight smile on her face like ashi and alex has a really wide range of emotions like acey 🫶

AVILA BIGGEST VIL SCHOENHEIT FAN OF THE CENTURY FR!!!!!!! she was saur happy when she got into pome <3

🫡 I THINK THAT EPEL DEUCE AND LEONA WOULD BE THEIR UNCLES. these two attempt to prank them all and are successful except for leona!!!!! their pranks are always too extreme and he cuts them off wayyy too early and they’re always bummed. it lessened once they grew up but they’re still planning the perfect prank……..

[snitling]

Well to be honest it looks like we're all missing the point, which is that Ford, McGucket and Bill were a love triangle

[whatrobotsneed]

younger jake & neil cuz i like making myself sad

[erinchristmaselvis]

When did you first know you had feelings for me? The day you made the volcano erupt.

[102hannah]

🩶📸

[repmet]

Take my hand Take my whole life, too

[sloanegabe]

ace hardy staring at nancy drew (nancy version)

[tonsillessscum]

Doctor Who Companions Pride Icons :P

[mediocre-life-span]

Happy Ace Day!!!!

And a happy asexuality day to Parvati who was the reason I found out being asexual was a thing! I've been able to display my flag for the first time after moving away for uni so it's her turn to display one too x