#according to Dave

[falling-through-a-trapdoor]

[stitchedcosmos]

Just did the math and Dave was 10-14 when he met Henry and founded Fredbears with him omg I’m gonna cry :(

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Dave: i think ive said it before but you really gotta feel bad for oedipus that wanting to fuck your mother got named after him. he really did not want to do that . it is central to oedipus rex how badly he didnt want to do that. dick move by freud

[buzzingroyalty]

happy birthday karkat. yknow what else is significant about this date

[quillxpy]

YEAAAH WH69P DE D69. S9 ANYWAY, I DREW THE MER VERS 9F MYSELF 6ECAUSE I’M AN AUTISTIC LITTLE FREAK WITH T69 MUCH TIME 9N MY HANDS. F9CUS 9N THE SEC9ND 9NE. FUCHSIA BL69D. AIN’T THAT THE DARNEST THING. 6ASHING MY HEAD INT9 THE FUCKING FL69R!!

[clinicallyinsanedumpsterrabbit]

Jack tricking Dave into going to the vet to finally get all the shots he missed as a kid since he was homeless, the vet themselves barely escaped being mauled due to Dave's intense trauma related fear of medical settings and doctors.

Mika went willingly and was perfectly behaved the entire time compared to Dave.

They got kebabs and wings after as a treat, and so Dave wouldn't be as angry with Jack.

And no professional doctor is trying all the work to find out how the hell to treat a giant cryptid, not knowing how he'd react to medicines and that, and dave being extremely difficult around unknown doctors, he just ended up bribing a decent performing vet to make it easier.

Oh boyo, this took way too long to draw. And I'll keep making stuff that takes too long to draw, because I never learn /silly

[magentagalaxies]

my mom's a library director and for some reason her library received their copy of the new lorne michaels biography before it's even available in stores so of course as soon as she brought it home i flipped to the index then read any paragraph mentioning the kids in the hall

[pyrotechnicdarts]

🎉ultrakill update planned for next month🎉

[the-acid-pear]

Dave and Steven's relationship is so fucking mental literally THE toxicest of yaois 💥

[crushed-to-deth]

[badass-queer-couples-battle]

Simple question- who's your favourite badass couple? Propaganda under the cut, there's a lot of it this time!

Propaganda for Cecilos: "Canonly gay as hell since episode 1 of WTNV. Cecil also won tumblr sexy man, and has been a huge part of Tumblr's history since days of old. As for Carlos... He's a scientist. Scientists are hot and get into trouble way too often."

Propaganda for Barnaby x Kotetsu: "Ugh, they're so GOOD. they've got battle couple. they've got coworkers. They've got silly nicknames for each other. they brought light into each other's life!! the single parent trope!! superheroes!! swearing to be partners forever!!! almost died in each other's arms!!!!!! THEY'VE GOT EVERYTHING they are also supposed to be canon, they're literally listed as each other "partner" in the family section in their respective wikis!!!! It's not like, explicitly canon, but it technically is :D"

"It's not Canon because the statement from the production team is its up to the viewers to decided but the team see them as romantic partners

These two goofballs are my fave right now

Rivals to lovers arc

Red and green colour scheme

They share the same power

They are work partners who hate eachother but then come to love eachother

They literally put their life on the line together

Kotetsu ran out of the hospital still bleeding to give Barnaby a grenade to help him win

Have cute nicknames for eachother (Bunny/ lil bunny and old man)

They constantly fight over the goofiest things

Kotetsu almost died in Barnaby's arms

Barnaby admitted to be practising Kotetsu's favourite food so he can cook it for him

Kotetsu tells him that he has such long eyelashes in return

Barnaby quits hero work when kotetsu retires and joins it again when Kotetsu takes it up

The entirety of the second movie (look, the way Barnaby's VA (ive only watched it in english) says Kotetsu)

The two are called the best buddy duo and the first

The Fugan and Mugab fight when Kotetsu trusts that Barnaby has a plan when everyone else believes that he is in a blind rage because Kotetsu was injured

The manga makes them even more like a married couple then the second season

They are both superheroes and are the first partner duo at first They hate eachother but they come to like eachother (Barnaby adopts Kotetsu's morals)

This is more why they are a couple then why they are a battle couple sorry bout that

They fight crime together everyday for their jobs

They have taken down members of the terrorist group Ouroboros together and help eachither back up

The suit swap

Barnaby hysterically crying in the end episode

But they fight crime together"

[enderman-pandas]

i know i just posted art but me and my gf were talking about 2001 and i drew 2001 fanart with my mouse except ive never actually watched it??? (pwease dont give me spoilers me and her plan to watch it together)

[vonlipvig]

ok, let's get serious about things unserious. one of the loading screen tips in the timeloop mentions something about how very few people can actually experience and be aware of these kind of temporal anomalies (and that it's a genetic trait shared with all goats, by the way). i'm assuming it's like a cilantro soap situation, but much, much rarer. so, that we know of, we have alex, boseman, colin (and the sprongs in general), and dave as people who can experience temporal reoccurrence.

now, i don't think that means that they can instigate those events. that would kinda explain how everything in the timeloop happens because of the technology of the euphoria device, and how, while colin is aware of the timeloop happening and even of the multiverse hopping, it's only alex and boseman who get to remain conscious in the in-between (we can argue that proximity to the device freezes everyone around it including colin, and excludes alex and boseman who are further away...and are needed for plot and gameplay reasons, but whatever).

so, while all of them would be genetically predisposed to awareness of any temporal anomalies happening around them, it is not something that they can cause all by themselves, without the aid of technology (maybe the sprongs can? i wouldn't be surprised if they had mastered that).

except dave. dave absolutely can, and does. he's just like that.

[clitdanglebingbangle]

I just found out how to change textures in Plants Vs Zombies. Gimme things to change textures to

[nearsecondimpact]

hod dog 🤤🤤🤤

GARDEN EEL HOT DOOOOOOOOOGGGGGG

[dughole]

if kurt died today everyone would be mad at him for (ALLEGEDLY) faking his chronic illness & trying to be gay in high school but not sticking the landing & being a devout christian for like a year and loving john lennon and